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  1. Re:USC job posting: Tech writer wanted... on EA Starts Gamedev Program · · Score: 2, Funny
    Is any self-respecting geek going to go to a place that can't talk about hardware correctly?

    Dude! 3 GHz RAM! Talk about blowing the memory latency gap out of the water! I'm at the wrong school.

  2. Initially read this... on Huygens Wind Experiment Salvaged · · Score: 1
    ... as Nguyens Wind Experiment.

    The repetition confuzzled me.

  3. Re:Be careful saying no... on What Do You Charge for Tech Support? · · Score: 1
    I have been a unix admin and currently am a network engineer. I don't "do windows" professionally. Still, my dad often calls for help. Once I pointed out that as a professor he has a university IT department he can call for help with their computers. His response?

    "Listen, I didn't pay for 4 years of college to get lip outta you. Now shut up and answer the fucking question."

    That must be him! I've finally found my real dad!

  4. Re:I'm willing to change on The State of Linux Gaming · · Score: 1
    >> On the other hand, I've never considered buying her a Mac for gaming because all of the good games are just late ports of PC games.


    While this is partly true, the real question is: so?


    Do games somehow suck as they age? It's the same mentality as the sheep that have to get a game ON THE DAY IT RELEASES, OMFG!! It will be the same game two weeks later. It will be the same game two years later. Sometimes a nice step back from the game release rat race is wonderful.

  5. No matter what you're asking... on Which Linux for Professional Admins? · · Score: 1
    ... Debian, Gentoo, SuSE, Fedora, and Slackware will get recommended.

    If the discussion relates to desktop use, Ubuntu and Mandrake will be recommended as well. Someone might even recommend Xandros and Linspire.

    Someone will recommend a BSD. Even if the question specifically asks for Linux.

    Someone will recommend booting a Knoppix disc and storing your data on removeable drives.

    If Gentoo gets recommended a lot, someone will recommend Arch.

    If we're lucky and a troll is feeling exceptionally clever, someone will recommend YOPER.

    Moral of the story: don't ask this question here. You won't get a useful answer. Fact is that no one here has the time to use all the various distros regularly enough with every release to know what issues pop up with each of them beyond just a week's use.

  6. That's what they said... on Could Your Blackberry Be Damaging Your Thumbs? · · Score: 1
    ... about my wrists and chronic masturbation.

  7. Missing the picture on No Pictures, Thanks · · Score: 1
    Everyone's missing the point here. If HP holds the patent, nobody else can come along and do the same thing without coughing up money to HP. Nobody's gonna do that, so no problem!

    Hooray HP!

  8. That long silence you hear... on Should Taxpayers Pay Twice For Weather Data? · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... is people trying to figure out how they can bash Bush over this.

  9. Re:He forgot a few on What You'll Wish You'd Known · · Score: 1
    1. Your teacher isn't supposed to tell you to stay after class, and lay naked on the desk while she spanks you with a yardstick as you recite the alphabet with an apple in your mouth.

    You had Ms. Adler too?

  10. That could hurt on U.S. Army to d00dz - We're Coming for You · · Score: 2, Funny
    You thought K-line kicks were bad, see what a JDAM kick is like.

  11. Not a smart guy on No Warrant Needed For GPS Tracking By Police · · Score: 1, Funny
    If he's driving a snow plow, there's probably snow. If there's snow, it's cold. If it's cold, there's shrinkage.

    Maybe if he was operating at 100%, the woman would've been impressed instead of repulsed.

  12. Not so - there's this other neat football league.. on EA Nets Another Exclusivity Deal · · Score: 1
    ... called NCAA Division I-A football.

  13. Re:Does anyone have a mirror of the fullscale imag on Breakthrough In JPEG Compression · · Score: 1
    Ahh, embedded previews. The thing that facilitated the publishing of Cat Schwartz's breasteses to the web.

  14. Soylent gamers... on This Just In - Gamers Are Human · · Score: 1
    ... is people!

  15. Re:They had to do it on TextWrangler 2.0 Freely Available · · Score: 1
    Damn, why did I not know about any of those editors?

    Look a bit friendlier than gVim...

  16. Post-traumatic online FPS chat trauma on Too Much Gaming, Anyone? · · Score: 1
    After playing many hours of online shooters, I walk around the world and "see" floating text chat commentary to go along with what I see out there in the real world.

    Hot girl walks by: "OMFG cum let me sex0rr"

    Bump into co-worker in the hallway: "WTF TK-er? Kickban!!1"

    Sitting behind a car that's waiting for someone to pull out of a parking space: "F U camper!"

    Slow down car to get the lane-changing/tailgating jackass stuck in the slow lane: "w00t"

  17. Re:Has to be said.... on iPod Shuffle, Mac Mini, iLife '05, iWork · · Score: 1
    And now it looks like they took her picture away and replaced it with a different heading pic. :(

  18. Re:Has to be said.... on iPod Shuffle, Mac Mini, iLife '05, iWork · · Score: 1, Funny
    Looking at the model on the www.apple.com/ipodshuffle/ page, I have to say, being her iTampon wouldn't be such a bad gig.

  19. Re:CRAP! on NASA Details Earthquake Effects on the Earth · · Score: 0
    >> I've probably gained about .07 seconds of life. I wonder what I'll do with it ...

    Well in typical fashion, you wasted yours (and mine, thanks a lot) on Slashdot.

  20. TiVO == Apple? on TiVo Moves to Bypass Cable · · Score: 1
    Doesn't TiVO kinda seem like Apple did? Had a great product that defined a market, only to not seem to know where to go since then.

    Hopefully they don't have go through the dark ages Apple did before making a comeback.

  21. Re:We're heard this line before on Microsoft Not Worried about FireFox · · Score: 4, Insightful
    As I read this it occurred to me, has MS EVER lost a market once they came to dominate it? Obviously not OS or Office markets. They never owned the server market.

    You're thinking on too short of a timeframe. MS's market domination really has not been very long. Change is gradual, and 10, 15, 20 years isn't long enough to think in terms of "has this EVER happened?".

  22. Re:Ditto! on Don't Click Here For A Free iPod · · Score: 1
    To the brainiacs modding "Overrated" - please consult the .sig so you get the joke.

  23. Ditto! on Don't Click Here For A Free iPod · · Score: 1, Funny
    I totally hate that free iPod crap.

  24. Geez on First ZSNES Release In ~2.5 Years · · Score: 4, Funny
    I just finished installing the old version!

  25. Re:It's called being a good editor on How Real Is The Open Source Database Fever? · · Score: 1
    OK, I've determined a conflict of interest exists. Now what?