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  1. Most likely...... on 40 Percent of America Will Cut the Cord By 2030, New Report Predicts (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Before 2030. They are well on their way NOW. FU Spectrum!

  2. But.... on Facebook Tops List of Best Places To Work -- Again (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    The worst site for visiting.

  3. It's a...... on Apple Snafu Means Updating To macOS 10.13.1 Could Reactivate Root Access Bug (betanews.com) · · Score: 1

    FEATURE!

  4. I have never.... on Why 'Shark Tank' Investor Kevin O'Leary Refuses To Spend $2.50 On a Cup of Coffee (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    been in a Starbucks. You have to be retarded to pay that much for coffee. I make my own.

  5. Well.... on PayPal Says 1.6 Million Customer Details Stolen In Breach At Canadian Subsidiary (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't use my bank account on Paypal (I'm not that stupid), only a credit card so if I see something wrong I can call and they'll take care of it.

  6. Who the "F"..... on 'App Truthers' Question the Accuracy of the Domino's Pizza Tracker (foxnews.com) · · Score: 1

    .... Tracks a damn pizza???

  7. I don't care..... on Every iPhone X Is Not Created Equal (pcmag.com) · · Score: 1

    I'll never buy an iPhone.

  8. Sure.... on Controversial Study Claims 'Smartphone Addiction' Alters the Brain (inverse.com) · · Score: 1

    It turns people into attention whores. "LOOK AT ME!"

  9. Well.... on Snapchat Is Becoming the Anti-Facebook (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't do either so I don't care!

  10. LOL.... on Facebook's New Captcha Test: 'Upload A Clear Photo of Your Face' (wired.com) · · Score: 1

    Screw facebook. How many 'tards will do it?

  11. LOL.... on MacOS High Sierra Bug Allows Login As Root With No Password (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1, Funny

    .....It 'Just works!"

  12. As Frank once said.... on Flat Earther's Homemade Rocket Launcher Breaks Down in His Driveway (desertsun.com) · · Score: 1

    "There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life" - Frank Zappa

  13. So glad.... on Black Friday Panic at Macy's: People Report Credit Card System Outage (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 1

    ....I don't do Black Fridays.

  14. He doesn't believe in science... on Flat Earther Plans To Launch Homemade Manned Rocket (apnews.com) · · Score: 1

    ...Yet uses science to fly his rocket. GENIUS!

  15. Re:If I have to be Amish to live longer on First Ever Anti-Aging Gene Discovered In a Secluded Amish Community (newsweek.com) · · Score: 1

    And suffer far more pain in the ass-ness.

  16. Re:If I have to be Amish to live longer on First Ever Anti-Aging Gene Discovered In a Secluded Amish Community (newsweek.com) · · Score: 1

    EXACTLY! AND you have a LOT more money in your pocket as well. I love it!

  17. Re: May as well be a billion miles away on Astronomers Find An Earth-Size World Just 11 Light Years Away (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    One light year is 6 Trillion miles. So....

  18. FYI.... on Astronomers Find An Earth-Size World Just 11 Light Years Away (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    One light year is 6 Trillion miles.

  19. LOL! on Walmart Is Raising Prices Online To Increase In-Store Traffic (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't do Walmart. Or Facebook. I'll do Amazon and eBay all day long however.

  20. An Apple a day... on Apple Is Back To Being the World's Top Wearable Maker (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 0

    Keeps your wallet Emp-Tay.

  21. Why.... on US Airports Still Fail New Security Tests (go.com) · · Score: 1

    ...is this a surprise? They've failed numerous tests in the past. You expect things to get BETTER???

  22. I blame.... on Apple Watches Were Crashing When Asked About the Weather (macrumors.com) · · Score: 1

    El Nino.

  23. Well..... on Most Amazon Prime Subscribers Say They Don't Want To Buy the Amazon Key That Lets Delivery People Into Their Homes (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    DUH!!!!! Thanks captain Obvious!

  24. The answer is...... on Ask Slashdot: Should I Allow A 'Smart TV' To Connect To The Internet? · · Score: 1

    HELL no. Full stop.

  25. Oh man.... on 'Discovery of the Century': Mysterious Void Discovered In Egypt's Great Pyramid (nationalgeographic.com) · · Score: 1

    They found my porno stash!