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  1. Re:Insterstellar travel is still centuries away on Antimatter Space Drive · · Score: 1
    most people have no idea just exactly how far another star system is ... The closest star is Tau Ceti, which is 4.7 Light years away

    Looks like you have no idea either

  2. Of course on Malicious Distributed Computing · · Score: 5, Funny
    The only way to protect against Curious Yellow is to inoculate every computer with an anti-worm, Curious Blue, which uses similar technology to instantly distribute security patches

    I'd say one good way to protect against it is don't open those files named YippeeImAnIdiot.jpg.vbs

  3. Great on Cellphones On Airplanes · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone who's willing to pay $3.99/minute roaming charges just to say "Hey! I'm flying over your house!" deserves a swift kick in the crotch.

  4. My proof on A (Correct) Poincare Proof!? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Every simply connected closed 3-manifold is homeomorphic to the 3-sphere

    Well, duh.

  5. 4% left on Reuters: 80% of Chinese Computers Virus Infected · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    China Says Viruses Infect 80 Percent of Computers
    Only 16 percent of computer users we sampled this year reported they were free from any virus attack

    It's good to see CowboyNeal is gaining popularity in China.

  6. Hackers? on Wartrapping? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    where hackers outside an office gain access to unsecured wireless access points

    I wound't call em hackers, just opportunists.

  7. Re:Why is anyone running outlook anymore? on Bugbear Windows Virus Making the Rounds · · Score: 1
    Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me

    Or, as George W. would say...

  8. What about me? on Ig Nobels Awarded · · Score: 2, Funny
    And my extensive work on getting an elephant to make sweet love to a pig.

    "Do what I do, get them good and drunk"

  9. Re:Remember the Xbox upgrade article. on Microsoft Shuts Down Lik Sang · · Score: 1
    ...but M$ continues with the attitude that you will use this the way we want you to use this

    Wrong, all they did was keep a mod chip out of the mass consumer arena. You can still do whatever you want with an X-Box, whether its play the games, install your own mod chips, or use it for target practice.

    Just goes to show you, if you want to do something profitable and not get busted (e.g. cable box mods), keep it on the down low and don't start a damn website.

  10. Noooooo! on Fritz's Hit List · · Score: 1
    ...any newly manufactured digital baby monitors will have to incorporate government-approved copy protection technology

    So now I won't be able to download PleaseForTheLoveOfGodGoToSleep.mp3? Thanks alot.

  11. Clarification on 3D/2D switchable LCD monitor from Sharp · · Score: 1

    These comments are not endorsed by me, just a repost of this post

  12. Let me enlighten you on 3D/2D switchable LCD monitor from Sharp · · Score: 1
    Let me enlighten you on a few vision science basics.

    Objects are perceived as the same distance away when light takes the same amount of time to traverse from each of the objects. Therefore you can imagine the world as a series of concentric spheres about your eyes, each sphere representing a "plane" of distance. In order to create the illusion of 3d on a 2d surface, it is required that the light traversal time be increased for those parts of the scene that are to be perceived as "deep". The problem is, while there are ways to make light go slower, the thickness of a sheet of paper (or even a computer monitor) isn't enough space in which to do it.

    Therefore, until some fundamental hurdles are overcome, 3d computing is only a pipedream.

    Sorry, I had to repost this from the previous version of this story, it was just classic.

  13. Re:Normalization of Sexual 'Deviancy' on What The Net is Doing to You · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ahhh yes, thanks internet, for letting me now that it's okay to take a crap in my girlfriend's mouth.

  14. Re:Right! on 3D LCD Display · · Score: 1

    Sometimes that joke just doesn't work. Let it go.

  15. Re:Most science research these days makes me sad on Five Year Retrospective: Mars Pathfinder · · Score: 1
    without practical science, we'd still be wearing bushes for shorts

    You mean you aren't?!?

  16. Re:comparison on New Linux Worm Found in the Wild · · Score: 1

    I think the answer is simple, most using Apache know what they're doing and actually care about maintaining their web server. Most using IIS don't know what they're doing, nor do they care (until something like CodeRed happens).

  17. You're kidding me on Lego Addictions · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...describing himself as a "chicken gynecologist"

    How do you decide you want to be that when you grow up?

  18. Weird on Ballmer: "We'll Outsmart Open Source" · · Score: 1
    "It's weird! IBM says 'Hey British Aerospace! Buy Linux.... From SuSE."

    I'd say it's weird to give a buyer no other option but MS

  19. Who Cares? on Microsoft foils Xbox hackers with new Config · · Score: 0

    Whatever happened to buying an XBox to play XBox?

  20. Re:Will it have DRM built-in? on Apple and IBM Working Together on 64-bit CPUs · · Score: 0

    If so, we are slowly bending down to grab our ankles.

  21. Interesting theory and all on Rings Around Earth From Ancient Meteorites · · Score: 0

    But where is the ring now?

  22. The Geek Version on The "Find Your Old BBS Buddies" Database · · Score: 1

    This must be the geek version of "Find your old classmates!" since most geeks were BBSing rather than talking with real people at school.

  23. In other news... on Cern Mass Produces Anti-Hydrogen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Linux supporters warn that a secure OS might not have really been produced by Microsoft.

  24. Damn gnomes on Getting Help Building Your Computer · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Build Computer!
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Profit!!

  25. Well... on HOWTO: Spend A Billion Dollars · · Score: 1

    Based on the next story, I'd put 66 satellites into geo-synchronous transfer orbit to start a global porn version of HBO. Then with the remaining $10 mil, buy up all the porn I can, and hit play. For $10 a month you can enjoy all the porn your heart desires.