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  1. Washington DC's been surrounded by this for years. on One-Way Sound Walls Proven Possible · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can hear the idiots inside but they don't seem to be able to hear us.

  2. Oracle on Oracle Subpoenas Apache Foundation In Google Suit · · Score: 1

    The 5 letter swear word.

  3. Maybe a Netflix Motivator (if not competitor). on Is YouTube Launching a Netflix Competitor? · · Score: 1

    I'd gladly pay someone to stream the titles that Netflix still has on disc only. It's 2011 and when I decide I want to watch something I should be able to watch it NOW. When Netflix offered a lower rate to go streaming only I dumped the disc faster than you can say "Why would anyone wait for the postal service?".

    I hope that this lights a fire under Netflix's collective butts to get more of their library available for streaming.

    And until it does, I'd be glad to send money to someone that will stream these titles to me.

  4. Does it make your voice really low on Antihelium Discovered By STAR · · Score: 3, Funny

    when you inhale it?

  5. Re:Those bastards! on FPS Gaming and the 'Just-World Hypothesis' · · Score: 2

    They'll get their karmic reward for the narrative depth theft by no one buying the game.

  6. Now the Colonization of Space may begin! on Aussie Brewery Creates Space Beer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Beer (& Whiskey) open the way for civilization!

    There was a recent discovery channel program called "How Beer Saved the World" and in Life on the Mississippi Mark Twain wrote

    "How solemn and beautiful is the thought that the earliest pioneer of civilization, the van-leader of civilization, is never the steamboat, never the railroad, never the newspaper, never the Sabbath-school, never the missionary -- but always whiskey! Such is the case. Look history over; you will see. The missionary comes after the whiskey -- I mean he arrives after the whiskey has arrived; next comes the poor immigrant, with ax and hoe and rifle; next, the trader; next, the miscellaneous rush; next, the gambler, the desperado, the highwayman, and all their kindred in sin of both sexes; and next, the smart chap who has bought up an old grant that covers all the land; this brings the lawyer tribe; the vigilance committee brings the undertaker. All these interests bring the newspaper; the newspaper starts up politics and a railroad; all hands turn to and build a church and a jail -- and behold! civilization is established forever in the land. But whiskey, you see, was the van-leader in this beneficent work. It always is. It was like a foreigner -- and excusable in a foreigner -- to be ignorant of this great truth, and wander off into astronomy to borrow a symbol. But if he had been conversant with the facts, he would have said: Westward the Jug of Empire takes its way. "

  7. Re:Farewell on Computer Industry Mourns DEC Founder Ken Olsen · · Score: 1

    It wasn't long after those Fortran, Pascal, and COBOL classes that we were administering said DEC VAX computers. I think I can still find a record of one of my DECUS program submissions ("MCLS" #V00200) out there somewhere. That was back when we called "open source" by the name "public domain".

  8. "equivalent to the Y2K problem" on If You Think You Can Ignore IPv6, Think Again · · Score: 1

    So really no big deal then?

  9. Re:I have a much more ambitious vision on The Continued Censorship of Huckleberry Finn · · Score: 1

    "I want to live in a world where *everything* that makes me uncomfortable or might cause pain or conflict is excised from history."

    Then your utopia is to be dead. All persons present potential for pain or conflict, even yourself.

    "a lot of people have improved their lives greatly with a little self-delusion"

    What's the evidence that delusion is the cause of someone improving their life? Some folks have improved their lives in spite of their delusions, but it was likely a resolution to improve that did it for them.

  10. Re:Merry xmas, thanks for the free tech! on Hi-Tech Nativity Security · · Score: 1

    No one told you "shit like this" was going on because you were three years old. The Good Old Days when everyone treated everyone else and their property with respect haven't happened yet. Temporal proximity to events tends to lead to exaggeration regarding their severity but it has always been this way. There are wonders and horrors aplenty in this world. Be thankful many of the old horrors have been vanquished, strive to remove those that remain, and enjoy.

  11. Re:Rouge eh? on Rogue Satellite Shuts Down US Weather Services · · Score: 1

    That, was Brilliant!

    The other WoW geeks (former player myself) are still laughing since I read it aloud to them.

  12. The Pharmaceutical Industry will fund the missions on Scientists Propose One-Way Trips To Mars · · Score: 1

    Mars is a very bleak and lonely place and all those anti-depressant pills aren't going to take themselves. It's a market colony.

  13. What, you mean Microsoft Kinect? on Prepare To Be Watched While You Watch a Movie · · Score: 1

    I mean, how long can it take before clippy lets us know that we might be in the market for a new couch, or in need of a pizza?

    This killer meme brought to you by the rally to restore FEAR.

  14. I wonder how the total cost compares on AOL Spends $1M On Solid State Memory SAN · · Score: 1

    once you figure the total energy savings (reduced power needs, reduced cooling needs, etc) over the lifetime of the drive I wonder how much more expensive it is. I can't wait for SSD to become more affordable. I'd like to have that in our SANs too.

  15. That's no Goldilocks planet, on Recently Discovered Habitable World May Not Exist · · Score: 1

    That's a Space Station!

    Greetings Earthlings,

    We are the Transcendors. We assume our ambassador Stanley Fulham has prepared you for our arrival.

  16. ob. on Erasing Objects From Video In Real Time · · Score: 1

    ChatRoulette, the PG edition.

  17. Examples of power abuse abound. on Study Finds Most Would Become Supervillians If Given Powers · · Score: 1

    Just watch traffic at any intersection and you can see many abuses of power.

  18. Four HD streams? on AT&T To Allow Xbox 360 As U-verse Set-Top Box · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is that new somewhere? I think I only get four total streams, and only two of them can be HD.

  19. Re:I know how to get there! on Can We Travel To That Exciting New Exoplanet? · · Score: 1

    Tell the Tea Party there are tax free land grants there.

  20. Prior Art on Paleontologists Unearth Giant Fossilized Penguin · · Score: 1

    I think this penguin was first discovered by geologist William Dyer from the Miskatonic University. Shoggoths, fishmen and madness cannot be far behind.

  21. Re:What *exactly* did the e-mail say? on UK Teen Banned From US Over Obscene Obama Email · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that you're correct and there was much more to the message threat-wise rather than just a bit of drunken ad hominem.

    I'd have to see the whole thing to pass judgement and I'd be rather disgusted if it was just about name calling. I'm guessing there's more to it than that.

  22. Re:Nothing could possibly go wrong. on Robots Taught to Deceive · · Score: 1

    Nice "I'm offended" deception smclean-bot! A double deception of pretending to be human and to be offended as well. I see the code is working magnificently!

  23. e-reader edition on Cooking For Geeks · · Score: 1

    Is there an e-edition? I'm not able to find it on Amazon.

    And "Cooking for Geeks" should have an e-edition if any cookbook should.

  24. Cost isn't the only factor. on Everything You Need To Know About USB 3.0 · · Score: 1

    Marketing and Political connections also have to be superior in order to win the survival of the fittest contest between technologies. One only need to reflect on the price/performance of Superdisk vs. ZIPdisk, or BETA vs. VHS to see that the more technologically and economically fit can lose to a product with superior marketing and politics.

  25. Re:Don't sit down = Immortality on Sit Longer, Die Sooner · · Score: 5, Funny

    Immortality, Hmmph!

    I won't stand for it!