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  1. Re:I suspect the motives on AOL: Lindows Is Misleading People · · Score: 1

    Such as a merger with Netscape?

  2. Re:Kinetic mouse? on MX700 Cordless Optical Mouse w/Charger · · Score: 2, Funny

    Great idea.

    Pity that it's the other hand that is furiously generating kinteic energy in the typical Internet user.

  3. Re:Easter Egg or Cheat Code? on The First Automotive Easter Egg? · · Score: 1
    They often times display the developer's names or give you some little extra bonus.

    Maybe the developers were called stuff like Joe Clutchfuck or Bob Killchild?

  4. Re:Bombardier Beetle on Ready, Steady, Evolve · · Score: 2, Insightful
    To me, as a scientist, it sounded more like a badly written essay by a wanna-be layman scientist. Lots of difficult and obscure words meant to confuse and distract people with no formal training in sciences.

    That's because you're a creation scientist. Real scientists expect explanations to be difficult sometimes.

  5. Bombardier Beetle on Ready, Steady, Evolve · · Score: 4, Insightful
    ...examples that are considered to defy standard evolutionary theory, such as the Bombardier Beetle.

    Only if you're a creationist.

    debunking
  6. Re:A Film Scoring student's experiences... on Qatsi Trilogy to be Completed · · Score: 0, Troll

    What is this, fucking kuro5hin?

  7. Protest on Iris Scanners in Canadian Airports · · Score: 1

    Anyone got an email address or fax number for this Iris Scanners bitch so we can tell her where to go?

  8. No middle ground? on Nokia calls Wireless Warchalkers 'Thieves' · · Score: 1

    In this case, as in other examples of supposed theft of computer resources, people seem to adopt either one of the extreme positions:

    • 'Hacker' is a thief
    • 'Hacker' provides a service by exposing dumbfuck admins

    Why can't it be true both that the 'thief' is wrong to steal the resource, and that the victim is also to blame for leaving it unguarded?

    We already see the notion of contributory negligence in the courts where a victim can be found to be, say, 30% responsible for their loss and have their damages reduced proportionally. (Yes, I know tort is not crime). There seems to be a similar continuous scale of responsible behaviour on the part of sysadmins.

  9. Re:Dependence on poor technology on Billionaire Boys Cup (America's Cup 2003) · · Score: 1
    modeling software misused in the design of the Stars and Stripes.

    I was wondering how they came up with such a gay flag.

    National anthem sucks too.

  10. Re:XBOX Block Diagram on Interview With Atari Jaguar creator John Mathieson · · Score: 1
    The Block Diagram at the bottom of the interview is great

    I think that must be of an early prototype. They replaced the big block of butter at the bottom right with some graphics stuff after initial testing.

  11. Been done before on Fighting Music Piracy with Glue · · Score: 5, Funny

    I noticed that certain pages in my friend's twat magazines were glued together, presumably to prevent unauthorised copying.

  12. Re:Solution to the maze problem? on Quake 3 2600 Adventure · · Score: 1
    The creator of this mentions he's having problems replicating the claustrophobic maze. In the original 2600 game you could only see a limited square of the maze surrounding your position, the rest was grey

    I suppose there's not much need for it. In the original, the 'fog' stops you using your overhead perspective to look ahead. Wonderfully elegant solution IMHO. The 1st person perspective of Quake takes care of this already, making the fog redundant.

    - the 1st ever fog effect in a game?

    This doesn't predate Adventure, but did you ever see the 'fog' in 3D Monster Maze for the ZX81? It said something like 'The mists of time will pass over you while transporting you to the maze'. It then went into 'fast' (i.e. grey screen) mode for a few minutes while calculating the maze. Genius.

  13. Re:The BAT on Quake 3 2600 Adventure · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or carries away the bridge and leaves you stuck behind a wall, the little fucker.

  14. Re:Easter Egg on Quake 3 2600 Adventure · · Score: 1

    Thanks. Looks like a more reasonable name. Guess it was some sort of funky font, or else my memory's decaying bitwise.

  15. Easter Egg on Quake 3 2600 Adventure · · Score: 1

    Atari 2600 Adventure had the first easter egg I ever came across. There's a dot (probably supposed to be sledgehammer or something, if the 'sword' is anything to go by) in one of the mazes which opens up a wall into a secret room. ISTR the words 'Created by Warren Robihep', but Google on 'Robihep' turns up no hits. Anyone remember this?

  16. Re:Terrible Article on Ed Felten in the Economist · · Score: 1
    Gee, should we really force electronics makers to build chips that are easier to tinker with?

    Nobody is advocating this. The issue is whether it's their own responsibility to make stuff difficult to tinker with, instead of getting the courts to pick up the pieces when they fail.

    Hell0!

    Huh? And you say the Economist article jumps all over the place?

  17. Just what I need... on Free Internet Access Is Profitable In Egypt · · Score: 5, Funny

    more bloody pyramid schemes

  18. Coincidence on Classic Computer Vulnerability Analysis Revisited · · Score: -1, Troll
    The original vulnerability analysis inspired the self-inserting compiler back door described by Ken Thompson in his Turing Award Lecture.

    Turing was also known to have stuff inserted in his back door.

  19. Re:Proper spellings on Zaurus Sync Software (Finally) Available for Linux · · Score: 0
    I think it would be rather nice if they could correct deliberate misspellings like this

    Agreed, but...

    One of the things we all (I hope) advocate is the usage of something apart from Microsoft

    Isn't this assumption just as likely to alienate an unbiased reader?

  20. Re:Kind of Bummed - Just Brute Force on Awari Solved · · Score: 0

    I'd expect any heuristic to be highly domain-specific

    OTOH, it's exactly their method of enumerating and pruning the decision tree which can be generalized to many other problems

  21. Re:With enough storage, Chess could be solved too. on Awari Solved · · Score: 0

    5 - Arrive at a position where neither side can deliver checkmate with any sequence of legal moves

  22. Re:With enough storage, Chess could be solved too. on Awari Solved · · Score: 1, Informative
    No, chess is only a draw if it's 3 successive checks

    No, it's if the same position occurs 3 times, not necessarily on successive moves. But someone needs to claim the draw. If nobody claims, the game can go on indefinitely

    See Laws of Chess for more details.
  23. Re:Out of date already. on Single-Chip GSM Phone on Virtual Horizon? · · Score: 1, Informative
    Since GSM never really took off in the US, why not work on getting GPRS standard accepted in the US

    Because GPRS is part of GSM.

  24. Re:MS doesn't implement snprintf() on MS Exec: 'Our products just aren't engineered for security' · · Score: 0
    YOU are clueless

    Hint: 89 != 99

  25. Re:MS doesn't implement snprintf() on MS Exec: 'Our products just aren't engineered for security' · · Score: 0
    Maybe they are just "late"

    Or maybe you're just "mistaken"