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Spyware Masquerading as Spyware Removal Software

Cocooner writes "News.com is reporting that some of the anti-spyware/adware software out there is doing more harm than good by acting as double agents. One example is a software package named SpyBan (google cache since the original site has been removed), which happened to be hosted by download.com, accused of installing Look2Me, which monitors and reports web surfing habits. SpyBan was downloaded over 44000 times before it was pulled. How 'low' can they go?"

424 comments

  1. Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if I can get a patent on "Invention that does completely the opposite of what it claims to do"

    1. Re:Hmmm... by musingmelpomene · · Score: 3, Insightful

      George Bush already has a patent on "Laws that do completely the opposite of what they claim to do," so you may run into copyright infringement issues. (Ok, flamebait, but it's true, you know it's bloody true.)

    2. Re:Hmmm... by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think this one has a lot of prior art.

    3. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Invention that does completely the opposite of what it claims to do

      Like "Microsoft Works"?

    4. Re:Hmmm... by musingmelpomene · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yeah, I'm not only a stupid little girl, I'm a stupid little girl with excellent karma who regularly posts pretty decent comments to this website.

      And I've never once posted anonymously. If you're so confident in your opinion, you might try revealing who you are. I think maybe if the people here weren't outright hostile or condescending to any woman who posts here, maybe you'd all get laid more often.

    5. Re:Hmmm... by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wonder if I can get a patent on "Invention that does completely the opposite of what it claims to do"

      But these programs don't do the complete opposite of what they promise.

      I'm sure they do remove spyware.

      I mean, I'm sure they are very careful to remove competitors' spyware.

      That makes your system more private and more stable, while ensuring that they get a tighter lock on the market for the data they've purloined from spying on you.

      Think of it like government: government offers to protect you those who would rob you and beat you, so long as you agree to give the government 40% of your money in the form of taxes and take th eoccasional beating from a cop. Sure, if you fail to come up with the taxes, the government will take the money and beat you, but at least you're only getting robbed and beaten by one entity.

      Which entity, by virtue of having a monopoly, can specialize in giving you only the best robbings and beatings.

      As, God knows, with Reichsminister Ashcroft and Admiral Poindexter, the current government is I'm sure is getting very good at doing only the best spying on you, Citizen.

    6. Re:Hmmm... by NetNinja · · Score: 1

      I never post anonymously. May I make love to you?

      P.S. I love your Lisa Lobe glasses. They give you that smart sexy look. :)

    7. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's right. It had nothing to do with the massive protests against military action there being faced by a government which barely scraped in (it needed the mainstream opposition to drop out of the election which they did because Le Penn's fascists looked dangerously close to winning.)

      Oh wait, it did. But it doesn't fit the rather bizarre world-view you have where nobody can ever oppose a war without having some special interest reason and therefore feel free to ignore it. Don't worry if your argument doesn't actually make sense (don't you think France would have rather more to lose by not participating in a hostile take-over of Iraq by the US?)

    8. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not the other poster, but please, cut out the tired old "Slashdotters never get laid" joke. It wasn't funny years ago, and it isn't funny now.

      Ahh who am I kidding. A girl who knows PHP? That's so CUTE!!!!!

    9. Re:Hmmm... by EnVisiCrypt · · Score: 1

      Just chill. He's mostly likely just a guy whose social skills are far eclipsed by his technical skills. Responding in kind only feeds the flames.

      And you, AC, be nice.

      --


      *everything* is Orwellian to cats.
    10. Re:Hmmm... by musingmelpomene · · Score: 1

      Well, come on, I had someone just the other day accuse me of being a 30 year old morbidly obese mail, because no attractive girls ever post here. All I'm saying is, if you would like attractive girls to post here, perhaps it's best not to greet them with insults to their intelligence!

    11. Re:Hmmm... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      until someone makes it apparent that they intend to march millions of oppressed minorities into a gas chamber, you really oughta ease off on the comparisons...

      We're more enlightened these days - instead of gassing minorities, we just lock them up.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    12. Re:Hmmm... by brett_sinclair · · Score: 1
      I wonder if I can get a patent on "Invention that does completely the opposite of what it claims to do"

      No, that would be an invention that does exactly what it claims to do, wouldn't it?

      Oh, never mind...

    13. Re:Hmmm... by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Funny
      I never post anonymously. May I make love to you?

      Out of 901 comments, I've only posted AC once.

      My Karma's been excellent since my first month here.

      In my last 20 comments, I've gooten five 3s, two 4s, and three 5s.

      So why is there no Slashdotter, no not one single Slashdotter, to offer to make love to me? Oh, oh, me!
      Oh, is there not one maiden here
      Whose homely face and bad complexion
      Have caused all hope to disappear
      Of ever winning man's affection?
      Of such a one, if such there be,
      I swear by Heaven's arch above you,
      If you will cast your eyes on me,
      However plain you be, I'll love you!


      Oh, right, it's the penis thing again.

      Damn Slahdot geek sausage-fest.
    14. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did it ever occur to you there might be actual reasoning behind why this guy lost to a CORPSE? Come on, not even the Democrats are trusting enough of their own party to hand over seats to be filled by the DLC without a good reason.

    15. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We're more enlightened these days - instead of gassing minorities, we just lock them up.

      Correction: The US locks up criminals. As a member of several minority groups, I am free to post smart-assed comments on /.

    16. Re:Hmmm... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1
      As a member of several minority groups, I am free to post smart-assed comments on /.

      I though trolls were in the majority here . . .and where do you sign up for these minority groups? Do they have a clubhouse or a hall or something? :P

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      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    17. Re:Hmmm... by SimianOverlord · · Score: 1

      You're confusing having excellent karma with having anything interesting to say. Stop that. There is no obvious relationship between ones karma rating and ones worth to slashdot.

      The karma system is eating slashdot from the inside like a bad sandwich.

      Perhaps you should post anonymously.

      --
      Meine Schwester ist sehr, sehr reizvoll - Nietzsche
    18. Re:Hmmm... by orthogonal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      [Calling Attorney General John Ashcroft "Reichsminister Ashcroft" is t]totally uncalled for... Why is this considered acceptable behavior from grown adults? We don't throw around insults 1/10th as harsh to our co-workers and friends with any degree of sincerity, but make it a politician and an online forum and someone can get a +5 insighful for calling someone a Nazi.

      Why the hate? Where is all this anger coming from?


      Ashcroft has trashed a 600 years of jurisprudence by effectively abolishing habeas corpus. Right now, American citizens are sitting in prisons, not only denied their 6th Amendment right to a speedy trial, but wholly denied access to any trial, any court or any legal counsel.

      Ashcroft doesn't think that is enough, and has further demanded the power without the right to revoke Americans' citizenship by his fiat, without recourse to judicial review.

      Ashcroft has abrogated the rights of California, under the 10th Amendment, to make its own laws, and has insisted on prosecuting persons whose "crime "is to give marijuana to the terminally ill to ease their few remaining days of life.

      Ashcroft has abrogated the rights of Oregon, by threatened Oregon doctors with the loss of licenses or even prison for following Oregon laws allowing people to die with dignity.

      Ashcroft has ignored the intent of the US Congress by applying the wide-ranging powers granted under the "Patriot Act" to crimes that legislators voting for the "Patriot Act" never envisaged it would cover.

      Ashcroft has perverted the considered opinions of the majority of US federal judges, by insisting on mandatory minimum sentences that even conservative Chief Justice William Rehnquist finds too Draconian, and has abused the consciences of Federal prosecutors by insisting on death-penalty sentences even when local Federal prosecutors thought that ultimate penalty unwarranted.

      Ashcroft has championed secret arrests, closed trials, secret military tribunals, and even authorized the deportation of a Canadian resident, Maher Arar, to Syria, where Arar was tortured for 10 and a half months.

      But you're right, at lest he's not a Nazi! Thank God Ashcroft tramples the Constitution in a three-piece suit and not a Party uniform.

    19. Re:Hmmm... by Yakko · · Score: 1
      While comparison to the Nazi regime is probably excessive, the burden of proving that John Ashcroft is acting in the interest of the public, as opposed to the interest of (socially) uber-conservative SIGs and giving the Republicans a bad name, is firmly on John Ashcroft.

      It's only my opinion, but total winners like Ashcroft are part of the reason W will be looking for a new job next year. When I vote against Bush, I'm also voting against his administration, which I have bigger issues with than Bush alone.

      OK, that's enough political crap out of me for a year. :o)

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      Me spell chucker work grate. Need grandma chicken.
    20. Re:Hmmm... by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      As, God knows, with Reichsminister Ashcroft and Admiral Poindexter, the current government is I'm sure is getting very good at doing only the best spying on you, Citizen.

      I'll settle for beatings over more taxation under Democrats any day of the week. At least I get to keep my guns so the beatings are guaranteed not to get too out of hand...

      --
      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
    21. Re:Hmmm... by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 1

      I mean, I'm sure they are very careful to remove competitors' spyware.

      Would that it were so. Having just last night discovered a computer at a client site so completely loaded down with spyware and ad-chuckers that it literally ran out of swap space within 5 minutes of being turned on because of all the competing crapware products on it (SS&D reported about ten), I'm afraid that I can safely say that the manufacturers have not yet taken this entirely logical step.

      --

      News for Nerds. Stuff that Matters? Like hell.

    22. Re:Hmmm... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > if you would like attractive girls to post here, perhaps it's best not to greet them with insults to their intelligence!

      I hate to take away your feeling of being victimized, but everyone here is greeted with insults to their intelligence. We're masochistic, that's why we post to /.

    23. Re:Hmmm... by ahknight · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Minorities. That's rich. The whole concept is flawed as with about five major races and 280 million people there's no real "minor" group anymore.

      If you want to tread that road, however, I'm a white man in South Texas. "Minority" enough for you? =D

    24. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOSER

    25. Re:Hmmm... by musingmelpomene · · Score: 1

      Forgive me, I'm currently taking care of 3 children who think perfume and lipstick are fun to paint with. My brain is on sound and not spelling. *embarrassed*

    26. Re:Hmmm... by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      That's more of an oxymoron, isn't it?

    27. Re:Hmmm... by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 1
      I'm pretty much the same, Male 25-40 in Northern Alberta. Same time zone at least :).

      But 'race' is a concept to which I do not subscribe. 'Human' is the limit to which I will classify. Perhaps as far granular as 'male human/female human' or even 'male idiot/female idiot'.

      --
      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    28. Re:Hmmm... by Tassach · · Score: 1
      I think both wings of the Rupublicrat party can claim prior art for misleadingly named laws.

      Still, giving laws cutsie, forced acronyms is a pretty new phenominon. "ATBOR" (Abolish The Bill Of Rights) doesn't have the same ring as "USA-PATRIOT".

      --
      Why is it that the proponents of "one nation under God" are so eager to get rid of "liberty and justice for all"?
    29. Re:Hmmm... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If you want to tread that road, however, I'm a white man in South Texas. "Minority" enough for you? =D

      Okay, let's walk that road. Ever been pulled over because you were in a rich neighborhood? How about being stopped for driving a nice car? Disproportionate representation in prison?

      Didn't think so. Minority status these days is about who holds the whip and who gets beaten.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    30. Re:Hmmm... by dukeisgod · · Score: 2, Funny

      3 children? We will let the spelling lapse go on grounds of insanity. They're not yours are they?

    31. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah!!..and using the FBI for political spying on the other party..oops, that was The Clintons, my bad.

    32. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't give him the time of day. Just ignore idiots like that. Most geeks have never worked with a tech-savvy girl, simply because of the demographics. In my experience, they tend to extremes - they're either useless, or transcendentally good at their job. I guess that's because of the social barriers - they only get the job if they're very good, or just very pretty.

      That doesn't mean you can't be both, of course.

      I'm going to shut up now.

    33. Re:Hmmm... by ahknight · · Score: 1

      That's not called "minority" that's called "life." It's nothing more than social tiering and has nothing to do with race, which is what the word "minority" brings to the discussion.

      And, yes, in south Texas white people are harassed by Hispanic cops and the other way around. It's life.

    34. Re:Hmmm... by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 1

      ...so long as you agree to give the government 40% of your money in the form of taxes

      Which government do you live under? I just filed my taxes this past weekend, and between federal income tax, social security, medicare, state income tax, and city income tax, "The Man" took a little under 24% of my income. That's a lot, no question about it, but a far cry from 40%.

      I didn't include sales tax in my figures, because I obviously don't have any numbers handy, but even if I spent every other penny the government didn't take in direct taxes, it would only come to about 28%.

    35. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he sums up what more and more people are starting to realize.

      You see, you can only trample rights for so long, then you have reaction. The way he reacted is becoming commonplace.

      It is with this emotion that we have persevered as a nation.

    36. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just thank God every day that we DID have GWB/Ashcroft/Rumsfeld, et-al when the shit hit the fan. Think about it. If we had someone like Gore or Dean in power, the USA would end up like Israel, with suicide/car bombs going off on every streetcorner. But we would have nationalised medicine, so we could get treated for blast injuries and gas poisonings, if we could survive the wait and the lack of medicines. At least we wouldn't have to worry about how to spend our money, since our taxes would be so high, we wouldn't have any worth worrying about.

    37. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So,...I guess we need some girls with intelligence to test this out..too bad we seem to be fresh out..

    38. Re:Hmmm... by Grrr · · Score: 1

      Orthogonal, thank you. I wish I could e-mail you and get permission to repost this. You summarized several things that have me seriously concerned, and there was something galvanizing in your collection of statements.

      Now I have more research ahead of me, as a result of your post... but my resolve to inform others and express my opposition to this "inevitable" erosion of personal freedom in the USA just got an enormous kick in the butt.

      <grrr>

    39. Re:Hmmm... by bani · · Score: 1

      that was nixon actually.

    40. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been reading slashdot and posting anonymously for over 4 years. I don't give a crap about karma or if anyone reads my posts.

      But my take on Futuregirl is that photo is fake and he is a currentguy waiting for an operation. ;-)

    41. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Nixon *talked* about it, along with a whole slew of other fantasies/wishes/rants on the Nixon tapes..it took the Clinton Duo to actually do it..the difference being that conservatives might try to pass a law to allow them to abuse your rights, but the liberals just go ahead and do it, law be damned, then have their appointed judges legislate from the bench after the fact..

    42. Re:Hmmm... by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      Orthogonal, thank you. I wish I could e-mail you and get permission to repost this.

      Thanks for the praise, Grrr.

      I'm not a big fan of some of what goes on in the Democratic Party -- but I'm frightened for America's freedoms, enough that whomever it is, I'll be working for and voting for the Democratic nominee to unseat GW Bush and John Ashcroft.

      I hope I'll see you -- and all Americans who value our heritage -- working to preserve our traditional liberties by electing a replacement for the current administration.

      If you think that what I wrote can help even a little bit to galvanize our fellow Americans, by all means use it as you best see fit.

      While I retain my copyright to my post, I hereby give permission to anyone to repost in whole or part, so long it is credited to
      "orthogonal"
      or
      Slashdot poster "orthogonal" (588627)
      (orthogonal in quotes and all lower case) and reference is made to the original post's url, either as text:
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=95627&c id=8191 090
      or as a link
      <a href='http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=95627&ci d=8191090'>orthogonal's post</a>

    43. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, lets get someone like Dean or Kucinich or Kerry in there..that'll protect our rights, as we sit in the smoking crater that *used* to be the USA.

    44. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we could just get rid of the current administration, we could even get to enjoy the gentle ministrations of Sen. "Fritz" Hollings as head of the new "Internet Security" Dept. looking out for our rights to use our computers as we see fit. Give me a fucking break. The liberals are a far more serious threat to personal freedom than a whole army of GWBs' and Ashcrofts.

    45. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Property tax, sales tax, liquor tax, cigarette tax, tariffs... you get the idea.

    46. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you dollars to donuts that if you get robbed or assaulted you'll do a lot more classification than "human" if you see your attacker.

      "Officer, he was a 5'8" white male skinhead, about 160 lbs." is a lot more specific than "Officer, he was a 5'8" human with a shaved head."

    47. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In typical knee-jerk liberalist fashion, you can't even construct a proper counter-argument correctly.

      The correct rebuttal is an answer to the question "Has Ashcroft actually killed anyone (or ordered anyone to be killed) yet on the basis of their gender, race, or creed?" Feel free to expound on this question in a sensible fashion and I'll be inclined to read your response. Prattling on about how he's ignoring Constitutional rights is an answer to an entirely different question altogether.

    48. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I didn't have a mortgage, my taxes for the year would be 40% of income. For tax purposes, it is essential to buy the most expensive piece of property that you can afford and call it your home.

      Anyone close to AMT levels gets hammered by taxes. Those far exceeding AMT levels get to call it "capital gains" and live of the return on investments if they have a good broker or have made good investments.

    49. Re:Hmmm... by Dynedain · · Score: 1

      or "Apple Works"

      - oh right, it's Thursday (Apple=good day). I'll just have to repost on Tuesday then.

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    50. Re:Hmmm... by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Well, we know the powerfull elite doesnt like women in control, so yeah, there is GENDER bias, and 'slow' death indirectly by lots of ways.

      Race? well what is race, its not like its defined genetically or biologically by scientists, there is just variations in peoples color. Like doves. Now not liking a nation is 100% purely political, as that is what defines a nation, its borders controlled by government, thats not racist.

      When someone calls bush or ashcroft nazis, they dont really mean it in the exact terms, they simply mean it in the way that Hitler was REALLY HATED to the core, well so are bush/ashhy, for their 'freedom/liberty' removing ways. You dont have to be so damn tightassed and say they have to be the same, its how the name nazi evokes an emotional response to their evils.

      I think these Yale grads and political genius's know how to 'not order killings' and just setup situations where killngs/death happen easier and let others do the ordering according to guidelines/rules of law, or lack of law.

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    51. Re:Hmmm... by nyseal · · Score: 1

      When has Works ever done the opposite of what you expected it to do? I mean, it sucks and it's not the 'standard' but please....has it done the opposite?

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    52. Re:Hmmm... by nyseal · · Score: 1

      Can we all say PARANOID....on the other hand I have been cranked by the government. Oh, nevermind.

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    53. Re:Hmmm... by nyseal · · Score: 1

      I take it you have something against Ashcroft.....good thing it's not Bush.

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    54. Re:Hmmm... by lwsimon · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I"m a 19 year old white male...

      Ever been pulled over because you were in a rich neighborhood? --- Yup.

      How about being stopped for driving a nice car? --- Yup.

      Didn't think so. Minority status these days is about who holds the whip and who gets beaten. --- honestly, if you're still holding on to the idea that you're being "repressed"... You probably NEED the beating. So shut the fuck up and take it, i'm sick of not being able to get a job because the area business haven't filled their illegal alien quota.

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    55. Re:Hmmm... by unitron · · Score: 1

      Considering that on your webpage you admit to stealing someone else's private property and offer to subvert the Slashdot moderation process by giving your mod points to someone else, I'm hoping that you're quite careful about to which aspects of your personality those children are exposed, even though you do get real life karma points for caring for them (and my sympathies as you attempt to find less destructive channels for their artistic inclinations).

      --

      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

    56. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "But it doesn't fit the rather bizarre world-view you have where nobody can ever oppose a war without having some special interest reason and therefore feel free to ignore it."
      I made reference to one war and one country's involvement in it. I would hardly say that I had shown to you that I held this world-view that you describe. Try to get some fucking logical reasoning ability and, once you do, fucking die.
    57. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So is this the standard for calling someone a Nazi? You must KILL (or order to be KILLED) based on gender, race or creed? Locking someone away for life based without accusing them of a crime, offering a trial, etc. doesn't count? Had Hitler simply locked people in concentration camps and allowed them to die of natural causes, such as heat stroke, malnouruishment, infection; that would have been acceptable? Would it have been acceptable if they had been random murders and abductions, and not based on gender, race, or creed?

      You are in such a hurry to criticize this his "knee jerk reaction" that you completely overlook the stupidity of your own respnse. Did the Nazi's EVER single out all WOMEN for destruction? All MEN? Perhaps you meant to say "sexual preference" since gays were an early target for his hate, but gender sexual prefernce by a long shot.

    58. Re:Hmmm... by DrMorpheus · · Score: 1

      Can I show you my hard drive? It's hugh! ;-)

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    59. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only once -- when I hit file -> save and it crashed, doing the exact opposite of what I asked it to do. However, just once out of many, many uses...

    60. Re:Hmmm... by alexpage · · Score: 1

      If you will limit yourself to heterosexuality, you're cutting out 50% of the market... even more so on Slashdot ;)

    61. Re:Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eh eh eh these two posts are the reason why i waste so much time on slashdot !!

  2. How low they can go. by fredrikj · · Score: 3, Funny

    How 'low' can they go?

    All the way to hell, I really hope.

    1. Re:How low they can go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking "infant cannibalism" but I couldn't figure out how they'd make money off it.

    2. Re:How low they can go. by Fancia · · Score: 3, Funny
      I was thinking "infant cannibalism" but I couldn't figure out how they'd make money off it.
      I see you've never read Jonathan Swift. ^.~
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    3. Re:How low they can go. by Keith_Beef · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there are millions of sickos who'd give $5 each to watch films of that sort of thing. .

  3. How 'low' can they go? by QEDog · · Score: 3, Funny
    How 'low' can they go?

    As low as a worm?

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    "There is no teacher but the enemy."-Mazer Rackham
    1. Re:How 'low' can they go? by Tactical+Skyrider · · Score: 1, Funny

      bah, the worms look down on spyware distributers and cringe. ;)

      --
      In Soviet Redmond, software programs you!
  4. in soviet russia.. by slart42 · · Score: 0, Troll

    ..anti-spyware spys you!

    1. Re:in soviet russia.. by goldspider · · Score: 0, Troll

      RTFA - It's happening in capitalist America now too!

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    2. Re:in soviet russia.. by Yakko · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      But going to dictionary.com , typing "insightful" into the input box at the top, pressing RETURN, and then reading the definition is the biggest waste of 10sec of time and effort ever. :oD

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  5. I love my by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    p2p spyware removal suite.

  6. I'll stick with the basics.... by millahtime · · Score: 2, Funny

    in using Spybot. It doesn't install spyware... or does it.

    1. Re:I'll stick with the basics.... by Zocalo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Spybot S&D is clean according to Ad-Aware, which is clean according to Spybot S&D, which is clean according to Ad-Aware... The more paranoid out there will probably have more more packages in the loop, but this is definately one instance where is doesn't do any harm to use multiple packages in parallel.

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    2. Re:I'll stick with the basics.... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Don't fall for it! They're obviously in cahoots!

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    3. Re:I'll stick with the basics.... by hendridm · · Score: 1

      > Spybot S&D is clean according to Ad-Aware, which is clean according to Spybot S&D, which is clean according to Ad-Aware...

      Until you dig a little deaper and find out they are funded by the same company ;)

      /kidding

    4. Re:I'll stick with the basics.... by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Informative

      The more paranoid out there will probably have more more [sic] packages in the loop, but this is definitely one instance where is doesn't do any harm to use multiple packages in parallel.

      Oh, it's simpler than that.

      Install the Spy-ware Remover. Remove the spy-ware. Remove the remover.

      For the more paranoid^H^H^H^H^H less trusting, take a snap-shot of the system, consisting of a list of all files with md5sums for each.

      As above, Install the remover, remove the spy-ware, remove the remover. In most cases the spyware will be stand-alone, except for crap like MS-Windows registry entries. Ensure that other than such system-wide repositories like that, after the removal of both spy-ware and spy-ware remover, than no files have been added to your system, and the md5sums of existing files haven't changed.

      Finally, spy-ware is only a problem if it can transmit the information it gathers out of your system to its masters. Here MS-Windows users actually have an advantage over linux, because most MS-Windows firewalls can block both incoming and outgoing connections, and can block or allow specific applications using specific protocols on specific ports.

      First, as a standard practice, block everything (I even block localhost to localhost connections), then allow only what you actually require (most MS-Windows firewalls allow you to do this interactively and some support single-time-only allowances, so it's not nearly the burden it seems to someone used to IP tables).

      Then watch to see if the firewall reports that an application is making outbound connections. If one does, ask yourself why it needs to connect out, and whether you did something to initiate its connecting out.

      The one Achilles's heel here is the multitude of applications that use HTTP connections for one thing or another, and the browser in general. To minimize (but not totally control) this, I route all browsers through two HTML transforming proxies, so many cookies and javascripts never even reach the browsers. Other applications get direct connections, but obly if they need them. My mail client, for example, does not need to connect to port 80 for any reason, so I never worry about web bugs in HTML mail. Browsers (well, the proxy at the end of the chain) can connect only to ports 80 and 8080, minimizing risks a little; connections to non-standard ports must be authorized interactively.

      I highly recommend Kerio firewall, by the way; it's free as in beer and quite full-featured. Proxomitron is excellent for transforming HTML. Get an md5sum implementation, or better yet, get Cygwin and have a linux-like environment too.

    5. Re:I'll stick with the basics.... by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Exactly my thinking when I installed both Ad-Aware and Spybot S&D.

      I figure that it's possible that they could be in league together to trick people, but the odds of that are less than the odds of one of them being corrupt.

      LK

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    6. Re:I'll stick with the basics.... by Permission+Denied · · Score: 4, Informative
      Finally, spy-ware is only a problem if it can transmit the information it gathers out of your system to its masters.

      Not true at all. In fact, I couldn't care less about spyware transmitting information. When I start to care is when I get a call because someone's machine is malfunctioning.

      I've seen numerous spyware hijack IE, replace the startup page, install IE extensions to randomly popup advertisements, change how DNS resolution works, etc. I've seen machines where it takes minutes to start up a browser.

      I highly recommend Kerio firewall, by the way; it's free as in beer and quite full-featured.

      Kerio is trivial to bypass if you bypass the winsock API and program directly to NDIS. I've done this as a demonstration only, but seeing how spyware is so pernicious, I bet you'll soon see spyware doing the same things.

      Application-level firewalls are useless if the user has full access to the machine. If the user has the ability to bypass the firewall, a program can do so just as easily and there is no way in Windows to differentiate between messages coming from keyboard/mouse and messages coming from other applications. Similarly, these are useless if the user has the ability to choose whether a program is put in the firewall's "allowed applications" list, as a malicious program can simply fake the user input and put itself there; on the other hand, taking away this ability from the user is not something I'd like to do, as my users should be free to use Mozilla, Opera or any other browser they choose without going through me.

      I think we're talking about different things: I'm not concerned about keeping spyware off of my personal workstations, as these machines never get spyware in the first place due to me being careful about what I run. What I care about is keeping employee machines spyware-free while at the same time allowing users to install their own applications without going through me.

      Actually, the situation is exactly the same as with viruses: I don't worry about viruses on my personal machines, but I know my users aren't sophisticated enough to differentiate between an attachment called "file.doc" and "file.doc [fifty spaces] .exe", so I install antivirus software on their machines. Similarly, I know they're going to download and execute spyware, so I'd like some tool that runs in the background recognizing spyware and preventing it from running. The paid version of adaware does this, and I consider it a virus scanner that stops viruses written by questionably-legitimate companies instead of individuals.

      So there is a place for anti-spyware tools: if you're a sophisticated user on your own machine, you can do without antispyware software, but if you're in a situation where antivirus software is warranted, antispyware software is also a good idea. I just wish McAfee would stop pandering to these spyware "companies" so we wouldn't have to get two site licenses for similar software.

    7. Re:I'll stick with the basics.... by R1ch4rd · · Score: 1

      :)) Cool solution. Couldn't keep back the praise.

      Take Care,
      Richard

    8. Re:I'll stick with the basics.... by orthogonal · · Score: 1

      Not true at all. In fact, I couldn't care less about spyware transmitting information. When I start to care is when I get a call because someone's machine is malfunctioning.

      Your points are well taken.

      I was using spy-ware literally -- as spying --, and you're right, I was thinking in terms of a personal network, not a corporate network.

      Of course (as you imply), the obvious problems are not really a worry to the power user. If my home page is no longer about:blank, or ads start popping up, I'm going to find out why and fix it.

      It's the insidious stuff that I might not notice that I worry about: cross-site scripting, third-party cookies, malicious javascript, Real Player-style phoning home.

      Thanks for balancing my account with the corporate administrator's perspective.

    9. Re:I'll stick with the basics.... by filesiteguy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it is only through user opinion that I get my spyware. I'm currently using AdAware at home and work. In addition, I have ZoneAlarm running at home behind my NAT router. I love it when my wife downloads some cutsy program and I get the question from her, "hey, should I let xyz access the internet?"

    10. Re:I'll stick with the basics.... by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 1

      It's the insidious stuff that I might not notice that I worry about: cross-site scripting, third-party cookies, malicious javascript, Real Player-style phoning home.

      Here's my personal favorite so far...

      I'm trying to diagnose my ex-wife problems via AIM (she lives in another state), and I finally discover that some piece of spyware is invisibly putting "http://some-suspicious-ip/?url=" in front of every URL in IE. Aside from tracking browsing habits, though, I'm not sure what it would be used for.

    11. Re:I'll stick with the basics.... by BillX · · Score: 1

      If the user has the ability to bypass the firewall, a program can do so just as easily and there is no way in Windows to differentiate between messages coming from keyboard/mouse and messages coming from other applications.

      Amen. One of the semi-recent spyware apps (the name escapes me; there are just so MANY of them) is designed to circumvent Zone Alarm, one of the most popular (and free, in many cases) personal firewalls for Windows. When sending its outgoing HTTP request, it also snoops new windows as they appear. The firewall software, seeing the outgoing connection, pops up a window asking "Is it OK for this program to access the internet?", and the spyware helpfully clicks "yes" for them. This happens fast enough that most users don't know that a window appeared at all.

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  7. SpyBot S & D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does SpyBot S & D fall into this category?

    1. Re:SpyBot S & D by EDOX25 · · Score: 1

      Not that I have seen yet. I use that and Ad-aware and have had no Issues.

    2. Re:SpyBot S & D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On download.com there are several negative reviews popping up that claim that it does and that the postive reviews were mass posted by a bot or by Spybot employees.

      I don't think Spybot has employees though. Perhaps it is adware / malware people spreading FUD?

    3. Re:SpyBot S & D by EDOX25 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah SpyBot seems to be a small one person deal. I have been using it for a while now and have had no problems. I use it in conjunction with Ad-Aware and what one does not catch the other usually does.

    4. Re:SpyBot S & D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Spybot is a great package. The option to immunize your machine against the crap just removed is superb. I recommend it to all. AdAware was slow at updating for a while.

    5. Re:SpyBot S & D by EDOX25 · · Score: 1

      Yeah Ad-Aware is a bit slow but it works great. I usually set it to run overnight.

    6. Re:SpyBot S & D by utlemming · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That was my exerience. I have been a faithful Spybot fan, and I figured what the heck, so I gave Ad-aware, and it picked up a program that happened to find its way on my machine.

      I'll tell you what needs to happen -- is Congress needs to crack down on those pages that try to force you to install a program, aka viewer, in order to look at the web page. I have made quite a bit of money cleaning such things from people who got dupped into downloading and installing programs because it was the only choice they were faced with. The other day I visited a seemingly innocent site and it would not let me close the browser, so I had to CTL-ALT-DEL and then end the task. Spammers and spy/ad-ware people are destined for the same eternal destination.

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    7. Re:SpyBot S & D by bonch · · Score: 1

      I know people here may consider it "too little, too late," but with the upcoming SP2 for Windows XP, Internet Explorer will not only block pop-ups and manage downloads, but instead of popping up a box that asks you to download, it will just have a little icon at the bottom you click to give you a list of what the site is asking you to install. They're trying to cut off drive-by downloading. It's a start, and I look forward to it because I think it will cut down on my tech support crap by a ton.

  8. Proposal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    How about an anti-virus software that sends itself to all your friends and then erases all data from your hard disk?

  9. On download.com by Kenja · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So was it on Download.com after they started charging for hosting? Was this shareware or freeware? Geek minds want to know!

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    1. Re:On download.com by BeemanH2O · · Score: 1

      For the short time that it was available on download.com it was freeware.

    2. Re:On download.com by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shareware would have been funnier. Paying for spyware - that would be beautiful.

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    3. Re:On download.com by utlemming · · Score: 2, Funny

      Didn't those of us that paid for Windows PAY for spyware?

      Now the question is -- do I get modded down for flamebait or a troll? Let the bets begin.

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    4. Re:On download.com by trentblase · · Score: 1

      you pay for shareware? I use it educationamally.

    5. Re:On download.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (+1 unfunny Micrsoft bash)

  10. How low can they go ? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How low ? Don't go there ...

    I've got Spybot on my Windows box at work, and the number of times it triggers is just amazing (yes, even on /. adverts...) On a commercial site, you've got about a 25% chance (empirical estimate) of getting a popup saying that XXX has been blocked...

    Simon

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    1. Re:How low can they go ? by nolife · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you are getting hits in Spybot from advertisements, it is due to cookies. Spybot reports on any known spyware, malware, and privacy or tracking related items. It seems a little inefficient to use Spybot as a cookie blocker but it is an option and can be turned on or off if desired.

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    2. Re:How low can they go ? by pavon · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I've never used spybot (use Ad-Aware myself) but from the descriptions I've seen here, it seems as if the cure is more annoying that the disease. I don't want a program that pops up a dialog box every fourth webpage I go to, just to tell me that it's doing it's job.

    3. Re:How low can they go ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It doesn't pop it up to alert you to the blocks *unless you choose the option for it to*.

    4. Re:How low can they go ? by protoshoggoth · · Score: 1
      So can anyone tell me how things like Gator install themselves? Does an IE box come up and ask permission to install, or is it worse than that? I guess my question is this: is it dangerous to use IE if you have the presence of mind not to say 'yes' to activeX install requests?

      I use Mozilla, and recently downloaded and ran Spybot to check my system. No bad stuff was found (well, some cookies, but nothing beyond that). I'm just curious about the IE world.

    5. Re:How low can they go ? by nolife · · Score: 1

      Gator does specifically ask when it is installed directly through IE. If you say no, or have the activeX controls disabled for the internet zone, you are normally prompted for a direct .exe download you can run manually. You can try this yourself here. The Date Manager site (Gator) can give you some insight on how these things work across different browsers. I would not actually install it though and the above referenced link can show how they try to install it. Some spyware can use holes or provide a back door for futire spyware that does not need to ask and can bypass the normal IE zone restrictions. The third and most common form of spyware is installed as a piggyback in a distibution with a somewhat valid program like KaZaa, Date-Manager, Comit Cursor, etc..

      Once on the machine, any form of spyware can contain ActiveX controls or backdoors that can download updates and basically install and run ANYTHING to your computer and bypass all Windows security zone settings.

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  11. spybot by grub · · Score: 5, Informative


    If you run a Windows system then I heartily recommend Spybot Seek & Destroy to keep it clean and immunized. Support the author too, donate a few bucks for good work.

    not related in any way, just a satisfied user

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    1. Re:spybot by garcia · · Score: 4, Informative

      on side note...

      As someone who considers themselves "careful" as can be when it comes to keeping their system clean (Ad-aware was my option before finding Spybot) I was absolutely *shocked* at the volume of "tracking" cookies that Spybot found.

      I admittedly surf porn sites regularly. I found that Spybot never complains there. It mostly complains here on Slashdot (banner ads send Avenue A) and travel sites (some Travelocity cookie is blocked A LOT).

      It scared me how much shit is out there and I am GLAD that someone has created this software that is easily updated, runs relatively quickly, quitely, and easily.

    2. Re:spybot by JawFunk · · Score: 1

      My Windows box has five years of work, apps media and files on it that I do not want to back up, but it has been infected with ad-popup software that no Spybot or Ad-Aware can detect. Although they prove useful in some cases, they are certainly not the ultimate remedy.

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    3. Re:spybot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Although they prove useful in some cases, they are certainly not the ultimate remedy."

      Which is?

    4. Re:spybot by nija · · Score: 4, Informative

      In addition to Spybot, I use Ad Aware. Used together they get rid of all the baddies.

    5. Re:spybot by Solar+Limb · · Score: 0

      Use OSX, of course.

    6. Re:spybot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eeeeck! Not a cookie! The most dangerous piece of spyware there is! Thank GOD you removed it.

      Who really cares about cookies?

    7. Re:spybot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you use Mozilla, you can block all cookies and create a whitelist instead with Cookie Manager. For me, this is more manageable than a blacklist of sites I don't want cookies from.

    8. Re:spybot by NixLuver · · Score: 1
      Thanks to all for the info; as a PC user since early 80's, I've never had a virus or trojan on a machine that I didn't put there (experimenting)- until about four weeks ago; I scan my laptop with McAfees, AVG, and (can't remember the name offhand, but it's opensource - I'm on my LINUX workstation) Adaware 6; Adaware removes a bunch of stuff; AVG and McAffeee remove (I think it's Second.Thought or some similar); both pronounce the machine clean.

      Then, at some point later, without any new software being introduced, the machine is mysteriously re-infected. I'm baffled.

    9. Re:spybot by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Psst, you can do this with IE too. It's not just a special Mozilla thing.

    10. Re:spybot by 10am-bedtime · · Score: 1

      if you're running windows, you have already lost. usloth is a marketing company; their products are spyware. this may be unpleasant to acknowledge, so forget about the names of things, and categories, etc. look at the behvior: software running outside your purview that transmits arbitrary personal information to someone else.

      if you are willing to accept this behavior, that's fine. but if not, install free software and, once you have regained your dignity, help others do the same.

    11. Re:spybot by canfirman · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I use Spybot myself and am very happy with it. As a matter of fact, my father-in-law's computer was hijacked by a program that came with Kazaa (their 22 year old daughter used Kazaa). For some reason, every time he logged onto the 'Net, he would get advertisements for adult sites (with full motion too ;) ). Spybot was able to isolate these programs and kill them. His machine was clear from any "hijacking" software. So, I have nothing but good things for Spybot.

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    12. Re:spybot by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 1

      In addition to Spybot and Ad Aware, I also use HiJackThis! to scan for suspicious registry entries. It finds a lot of stuff that isn't spyware per se, but finds apps that have put themselves into right-click menus, IE plugins and helpers, run on start up entries, etc.

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    13. Re:spybot by trentblase · · Score: 1
      Used together they get rid of all the babbies

      Please, think of the children!

    14. Re:spybot by bonch · · Score: 1

      I switched back to Ad-Aware. It detected a bunch of things Spybot didn't. If your spyware program isn't detecting porn site cookies but complaining about Slashdot banner ads, I'd think about switching.

    15. Re:spybot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, if you have javascript enabled. Go to Preferences->Advanced->Scripts & Plugins, and in Allow script to: uncheck Read cookies.

    16. Re:spybot by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Run both. Suspenders and belt sort of thing.

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    17. Re:spybot by sakshale · · Score: 1

      Warning - If you go to www.spybot.com, you won't find Spybot S&D, you'll find a competitor's web site!

      The correct site is: http://www.safer-networking.org/

      Needless to say, I will not test or recommend the product distributed by a company that will register the domain of a open software competitor and redirect it to their site. That just does not site right with me.

      Sakshale

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    18. Re:spybot by Orion442 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I admittedly surf porn sites regularly

      Need I remind you where you're posting at? You're not exactly the lone ranger here...

    19. Re:spybot by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      This was only added in IE6, as far as I remember. Some of us have been using Mozilla for a long time now.
      I was reminded of this the other day when I had to use IE to browse the internet for a while, I ran across a pop-up and was simply dumb-founded. I hadn't seen one of those in at least a year, maybe two. To top it off, I wasn't able to open adblock and kill some of the more annoying images (think flashing banner ads), or items (think almost all flash) in a page. IE is a really terrible browser, thank (insert diety here) that I'm back to running Firebird.

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    20. Re:spybot by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      IHBTBAD (by a dyslexic)

      It clearly says baddies, not babbies.

    21. Re:spybot by Angus+Prune · · Score: 1

      I'm sure he plays the lone ranger just as much as everyone else.

    22. Re:spybot by skookum · · Score: 1

      I have to agree. Calling a cookie "spyware" is just really pushing the definition. A cookie is a standard part of the HTTP protocol. If you don't like it, then disable cookies and only allow them for trusted sites.

      I'll even grant that some web sites send cookies that are used for click-tracking or other habit-based analysis. So what? Nobody says you have to enable the damn things. That hardly makes them spyware. That word should be reserved for programs that install themselves on your computer and call home, or other devious things. Calling a cookie spyware really dilutes the meaning of the word, to absurdity. "OH MY GOD! THE WEBMASTER HAS A LOG OF ALL MY ACCESSES FROM THE HTTPD SOFTWARE! EVERY WEBSITE IS SPYWARE!" Come on, get the fuck over it.

  12. The Problem by BeemanH2O · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem here was this program claimed to be so amazingly user friendly that it was hard for anyone to turn down. I know a couple people that swore by it due to its ease of use. Granted that other solutions out there aren't difficult to use either, but we are talking about the masses of non-techies out there.

  13. useless wankers by spectrokid · · Score: 4, Funny

    They should try to spend their time on programs that are more usefull, like those thingies that prevent your IP adress from being visible on the net, or keep your computer clock accurate....

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    1. Re:useless wankers by flea69 · · Score: 0

      Atomic Clock Sync is a nice little program that will sync your PC's time daily with one of the World Time Servers. No spyware needed.... http://www.worldtimeserver.com/atomic-clock/

    2. Re:useless wankers by arcanis · · Score: 1

      Why use a knockoff? Use *real* time synchronization software.

    3. Re:useless wankers by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      BTW, Windows XP has a time sync client built in. Also, I used Argosoft Time Synchronizer when my primary box ran Win2K.

    4. Re:useless wankers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they could strip all IP addresses from outgoing packets, that'd mean that nobody will be able to start hacking your computer, and no spyware will info out either.

  14. Stopsign software is the same thing... by mobiux · · Score: 4, Informative

    Worst thing is that they have started advertising on TV as a virus removal/firewall package.

    One user on my network install it, basically shut down all network connections. And loaded the computer full of crap.

    Also known as eAnthology.

  15. Downloading. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is the people that would download and install these items that are the ones that would have originally downloaded the spyware.

    I have a client that has to have me clean his computer every 3 months of spyware since he and his children click on the banners on websites.

    It is time that websites stop showing banner ads for these types of websites. Afterall, if the uneducated people on the web only make it to portals and news sites, then it is unlikely they are going to find the spyware.

    I fear that the best solution is integrating process management/API hooking into the OS to stop the ability to monitor computers.

    BTW, Researching companies should take blame for helping buy the information the spyware companies produce. If there is no market, I am sure they would stop developing the software for their own entertainment.

    1. Re:Downloading. by nolife · · Score: 1

      If there is no market, I am sure they would stop developing the software for their own entertainment.

      There is always a sucker out there. My wife recieved a junk fax at work for DirectTV installation. The secetary called the number and ordered the package for her new apartment. She has 5in B&W portable tv.

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    2. Re:Downloading. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      solution....

      internet junkbuster.

      install it on the local machine and set the browser proxy settings to use it. needs no user intervention after that.

      Voila... problem solved.

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  16. for anyone who doesn't know, use these tools by real_smiff · · Score: 5, Informative
    The spyware removal tools i use regularly & trust are:

    Spybot

    Ad-Aware

    There are others, but these pretty much have it covered i think.

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    1. Re:for anyone who doesn't know, use these tools by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      It's been my experience that Ad-Aware is pretty close to useless in it's current state, at least for the freeware version. It doesn't find half the things Spybot finds; from what I've heard Lavasoft hasn't updated Ad-Aware's signature files for while.

      I haven't used it for a while though, so someone correct me if this is no longer the case.

    2. Re:for anyone who doesn't know, use these tools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Ad-aware every week and there's usually an update every 2 weeks.

    3. Re:for anyone who doesn't know, use these tools by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are wrong.

      The definition list for Ad-Aware is dated 02-04-2004, pretty fucking current.

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    4. Re:for anyone who doesn't know, use these tools by Zocalo · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's no longer the case and hasn't been for quite a while. Ad-Aware updates are now coming out very frequently; every few days normally. I think you are probably refering to Lavasoft's bungled handling of their decision to rewrite the core engine to cope with new threats when they failed to tell the users what was going on. The re-write is now done, and while I don't think version 6.x is as good as Spybot has become, it is still a good package to run as a failsafe and to make sure Spybot stays honest.

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    5. Re:for anyone who doesn't know, use these tools by Ewan · · Score: 1

      For a while lavasoft didn't update the signatures, but they recently upgraded their engine and are releasing updates again.

      Ewan

    6. Re:for anyone who doesn't know, use these tools by jayhawk88 · · Score: 0

      OK, thx for the heads up.

    7. Re:for anyone who doesn't know, use these tools by xoran99 · · Score: 1
      The spyware removal tools I use regularly and trust are:

      fdisk
      Slackware
      Debian
      Mandrake

      Surely you can think of others ;)

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    8. Re:for anyone who doesn't know, use these tools by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 1

      Both are great software.. there are couple of things you need to think about if u are going to install both at the same time.. however, It is explained in the readme.

      Consider contributing to SpyBot S&D (this software is by a enthusiast, not a company)

      Or Paying for the professional version of Adaware (even though the Free version is good).

      Software like this needs updating frequently as new Spybots come out. Giving financial reward to the makers of these two software will only encourage them to keep going.

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    9. Re:for anyone who doesn't know, use these tools by bug-eyed+monster · · Score: 1

      The problem here isn't what programs to use today, the problem is how much can you trust a single program?

      Maybe this new program is better and I should try it out. But I should still run established programs to keep an eye on the new one on the block.

      To be extra paranoid, you should always run at least two programs of any kind (spyware detector, anti-virus, etc). You never know when one program, whether new or existing, becomes a double-agent or trojaned. ;-)

    10. Re:for anyone who doesn't know, use these tools by Vargasan · · Score: 1

      From the Ad-Aware website:
      Current Ad-aware Info

      Current Build:
      Version 6.0 Build 181

      Current Reference File:
      01R254 01.02.2004

      I don't know where you got your reference file, but maybe you should get an official one.

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    11. Re:for anyone who doesn't know, use these tools by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      Bear in mind, the site is hosted in Germany, so the ref. build is actually the 1st of Feb, not the 2nd of January.

      I was off by a few days, but still damned current.

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    12. Re:for anyone who doesn't know, use these tools by OblongPlatypus · · Score: 1

      It's funny because it's true!

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  17. Spyware by millahtime · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    is there spyware for any other systems than winblows? Or is that just anther reason win blows?

    1. Re:Spyware by grub · · Score: 2, Informative


      Cheap Windows shots aside, there are many ways to get crap on your non-Windows machines. Cookies, web-bugs cross-site banners etc etc are ways to track a user. My OpenBSD boxes are secure from known hacks but I still surf with a Privoxy filter and a Squid cache at the head of my home LAN..

      Security and privacy are like an onion, no need to repeat the whole analogy here.

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    2. Re:Spyware by wed128 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Security and privacy are like an onion...when they get cut, it makes me cry.

  18. Maybe off topic by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

    This could be a little off topic, but I don't really think so.

    Granted, this spyware crap is nasty, but lets look ahead to an optimistic future, where windows no longer sports .NET as a wrapper around the Win32 API, but rather the Win32 API emulation layer is built on top of .NET. Then, all of this will disappear. You could set a default that any random app, not explicitly OK'd by the Admin wouldnt even be able to make a network connection.

    Just dreaming I guess

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    1. Re:Maybe off topic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having that ability has nothing to do with ".NET" or how its implemented or whats implemented on top of it. If anything, it's one of those propaganda items spouted about "Trusted Computing". It's all mislabel and/or misplaced functionality. Don't many third-party Windows firewall programs allow you to do that it is? Not that it'd necessarily prevent spyware from functioning anyway.

    2. Re:Maybe off topic by Repugnant_Shit · · Score: 1

      I do this already with Kerio Personal Firewall (and use ipchains on my Linux systems). No application is allowed out, but I am warned about it and can say yea or nay.

    3. Re:Maybe off topic by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      You missed my real point... applications wont likely have "Hidden Features", if they cant run by default.

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    4. Re:Maybe off topic by bonch · · Score: 1

      .NET is replacing Win32 in Windows Longhorn.

  19. False Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The person or people who provide these products are claiming they do one thing but in actuality do another.

    Sue their asses into oblivion for false advertising, deceptive trade practices and any other related matters.

    You as an individual could also sue them on the same grounds.

    I am not a big fan of suing for the sake of suing but this stupidity and outright fraudulent practices must be crushed by all means necessary.

    IANAL but I do have a legal background (and I slept at a Best Western once).

    1. Re:False Advertising by mobiux · · Score: 1

      Well, there's a problem with that.

      I am sure in the EULA there is a clause that you are agree for them to install anything they wish to. And that in return for use of thier software, you are allowing direct advertising.

      Terms and conditions of using the software.

    2. Re:False Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't hold up in court if challenged since it's deceptive in the first place. You can't say the product does X when in reality it does Y and then claim that the person agreed to Y when they clicked 'Agree' (or whatever) thinking they were agreeing to the product doing X.

      One can't have it both ways.

    3. Re:False Advertising by William+G.+Davis · · Score: 1

      Though these types of laws differ from jurisdiction to jurisdiction, unless they were actually selling the product, it's doubtful it could be considered false advertising. While just making untrue, deceptive, or misleading statements isn't illegal, doing so to sell a product typically is.

      From their (now defunct) website: "SpyBan is one of the most user friendly spyware protecting programs available on the market today and it is 100% FREE!"

    4. Re:False Advertising by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      From their (now defunct) website: "SpyBan is one of the most user friendly spyware protecting programs available on the market today and it is 100% FREE!"

      All factually accurate.

      1. It's user-friendly (easy to use).
      2. It protects their spyware (spyware protecting)

      What's the problem?

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  20. Software firewall by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 2, Insightful
    People (Mr. and Mrs I-Use-My-Computer-To-Surf-The-Net-Or-To-Play-Solit aire)should learn to use a software firewall. Although this is not fool proof (I don't think anything is...), it allows one to at least accept which traffic in coming in or out of his/her computer... Along with antivirus software, it should be the minimum security on a pc...

    Again, just my 0.02$

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    1. Re:Software firewall by nate1138 · · Score: 1

      Never happen. Keep in mind that these are the same people that click on MyDoom attachments. There is no way that they are going to learn what ports are, and what applications should/shouldn't be allowed to access the network.

      Don't get me wrong, I wish they would learn, but it's about as likely as getting hit by a falling piano.

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    2. Re:Software firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother was killed by a falling piano, you insensitive clod.

    3. Re:Software firewall by randomdef · · Score: 1

      stand still long enough and the odds of you getting hit by a falling piano will increase, same thing with people, let them keep fucking themselves over and over and eventually they will learn how to fend for themselves.

    4. Re:Software firewall by nate1138 · · Score: 1

      Let me present stupidity exhibit A:

      MyDoom - this seems like the 50th damn mail virus that exploits nothing but people's stupidity. After 5 years of these, people STILL click the damn things. If they can't learn something as simple as "don't click the attachment", what makes you think they will learn a firewall, which is an order of magnitude more complex?

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    5. Re:Software firewall by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

      Most people don't know what a firewall is. Most people don't know that the internet isn't "in their computer". Security needs to be built in.

      I agree, people should be responsible for their own stuff, but it just isn't feasible. There is a level of education people are willing to go to use a computer, but firewall setup isn't one of them.

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  21. Spyware = Virus by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    IMHO all spyware should be treated as a virus. It has all of the same symptoms, if not more than a regular run of the mill virus. It tries to infect people by tricking them, sneaks onto a box unknowingly and sends unauthorized data. When people start thinking of spyware as a virus, it will be treated as such.

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    1. Re:Spyware = Virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trend Micro detects known spyware/malware as
      a virue.

    2. Re:Spyware = Virus by Deathlizard · · Score: 4, Interesting

      although I agree with you on that, there needs to be a ton of changes when it comes to scanning for spyware before I'd recommend any AV app to get rid of spyware.

      For example, We're forcing all the students on campus to install F-Secure. At this point I have had 300 of them call or bring in their PC because it keeps telling them their infected with a Virus. What is happening is that it detects one of the spyware files as a virus but leaves the rest of the spyware there. Then the Rest of the spyware happily reinstalles the file that F-secure Deleted, and Repeats the process over and over and over until adaware is run on it.

      Until virus scanners get into the act of completely removing a spyware/adware infection (IE Scan the Registry and remove viral entries, Clean all traces of a known Virus, ETC) its not helping out much other then pestering the user until they run spybot on it.

    3. Re:Spyware = Virus by Solar+Limb · · Score: 0

      Trend Micro has a nice SMTP classification engine (TM) that can dig through nearly everything -- headers, body, attachment, MIME wizardry -- and sort all sort of neat things out. They do this with straight HTTP streams as well via instrumentation.

  22. This is pretty common by willith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I spend a large portion of my day using Altiris's Notification Server product to identify and remove spyware on computers at work. Believe me, this isn't new and there are *lots* of "spyware removal" apps that come bundled with spyware of their own--I see this crap every day.

    1. Re:This is pretty common by nolife · · Score: 1

      there are *lots* of "spyware removal" apps that come bundled with spyware of their own--I see this crap every day.

      Any specifics? It would be ontopic with this article and be of interest to others.

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    2. Re:This is pretty common by nolife · · Score: 1

      Never mind.. I found a that info already posted further down in the article.

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  23. Other spyware by wizarddc · · Score: 1

    Since we're on the topic of spyware and spyware removal, I'm currently using Ad-Aware as my mal-ware removal program of choice, but I don't want to keep all of my eggs in one basket. Who can recommend some other good ones?

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    1. Re:Other spyware by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Looking at other comments - Spybot seems to be fairly popular.

    2. Re:Other spyware by darllikesdong · · Score: 1

      SpyBot is excellent, it runs faster than AdAware, and allows you to immunize your computer against some types of spyware. Both SpyBot and AdAware miss some things that the other catches, so I'd reccommend running both. Another tip: Some spyware modifies your winsock/tcp stack, which will cause a network failure if you remove that spyware. You should download a winsock repair tool BEFORE running Spybot and AdAware. It will save you a lot of trouble if you need it.

    3. Re:Other spyware by Shadwhawk · · Score: 1

      Check out http://www.spywareinfo.com . They've got a lot of useful stuff. In my network drive at work, I've got Spybot, AdAware, CWShredder (you -must- use this to clean off CoolWebSearch safely), and HijackThis. HijackThis is more for diagnosing an infection than cleaning it, since using it to clean either requires you to be quite familiar with your system or to ask for help on the spywareinfo forums (which they are only too happy to provide). I've also got BHODemon and Windows Startup Inspector, but I haven't really used either.

  24. How Low by J3M · · Score: 2, Funny

    How 'low' can they go?

    I don't know, but the limbo hurts my back, so let's hope it does theirs as well.

    If not, someone kick them in the crotch while under the pole.

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  25. Look behind you, a shiny thing! by darth_silliarse · · Score: 1

    It doesn't matter how low they go... this piece of software works wonders.

    It also helps if you "look before you leap" too, but I guess that's a trait which is uncommon for the majority of Windows users :o)

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  26. Spyware Removal guide by Lipongo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Step 1: Format Hard Drive
    Step 2: Turn Computer off
    Step 3: Never use Computer Again

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    1. Re:Spyware Removal guide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 4: Give computer to me

    2. Re:Spyware Removal guide by DJ+Rubbie · · Score: 1

      No....
      Step 3: Install GNU/Linux!

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    3. Re:Spyware Removal guide by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Step 4: Pay SCO US$699.

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  27. Its high time ... by supersam · · Score: 1

    ... that people realize that there no free lunches and stop falling for such freebies that claim to be knights in shining armor!

    But really... its the lowest form of indecency that some of these anti-spyware guys are perpetrating!

    1. Re:Its high time ... by oldmacdonald · · Score: 1

      Like linux for example?

      Clearly there ARE freebies and there ARE knights in shining armor. The problem is with education--people need to learn to distinguish the good free stuff from the bad.

    2. Re:Its high time ... by supersam · · Score: 1

      well yes... you're right. I needed to qualify my statement better!

  28. Wait a second... by dubdays · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news...Bonzi Buddy claims to be your buddy, when he's not your buddy at all!

    Insensitive clod.

  29. Not happy by GeckoFood · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Program authors who set up this kind of trojan horse (think about it, it is like a trojan horse), should be publicly flogged and hung from the gallows at dawn.

    I have lost hours cleaning up spyware messes. It would totally piss me off to have the tool I use be spyware-infested. That's akin to using a vaccine that is full of contaminants.

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    1. Re:Not happy by Rallion · · Score: 1

      Actually, a vaccine is a contaminant.

      It's more like an antibiotic full of immune bacteria.

  30. More fake programs by Mr_Silver · · Score: 5, Informative
    I found a comment from this page very informative:
    Rogue Anti-spyware Programs Part 3

    I mentioned some of these before, but this is a more inclusive list.

    Spy Wiper
    AdWare Remover Gold
    BPS Spyware Remover
    Online PC-Fix SpyFerret
    SpyBan
    SpyBlast
    SpyGone
    SpyHunter
    SpyKiller
    SpyKiller Pro
    SpywareNuker
    TZ Spyware-Adware Remover
    xp-AntiSpy
    SpyAssault
    InternetAntiSpy
    Virtual Bouncer
    AdProtector
    SpyFerret
    SpyGone
    SpyAssault

    Sources: Doxdesk.com: parasite, Tom Coyote Forums, Spywareinfo.com forums, safernetworking.org, home of Spybot Search & Destroy

    Looks like this program isn't the only one.
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    1. Re:More fake programs by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Nice to see Ethics class paid of for the authors of this crap... I'm almost in favour of increased regulation of the computer industry. If nothing else, this shit should be covered by basic consumer law.

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    2. Re:More fake programs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real XP-AntiSpy at XP-AntiSpy has no spyware components. When you google for it you'll find some nefarious websites that hijack this name and try to shove a dialer down your throat (even as the first match, hooray for Google :-/), though.

  31. If this is news to anyone by JediDan · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    ...you must not be using IE.
    This has been happening for a while now and is pretty obvious if you're forced to use IE for any extended period of time.

    There will be a popup or two with the not-so-subtle title 'SPYWARE DETECTED!' and enough flashing colors to make any experienced sufer wary. Spyware works best against the inexperienced, is this a surprise to anyone?

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  32. That is why we need open source software by Corfitz · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I guess that exactly proves the point why we need open source software. With OSS it is at least possible to actually examine what a program does without having to reverse engineer it (or having to monitor actual contents of all the local network traffic).

    I seriously wonder what other kind unknown spyware that are used to monitor us? I can even imagine information being collected and stored locally on the computer by various programs and that this information is later picked up and shared through a spyware program. Then spyware programs really only need to submit the information that has already been collected.

    1. Re:That is why we need open source software by Rallion · · Score: 1

      Erm...I'm not sure how much OSS is useful in this case. At all.

      I run SpyBot and Ad-Aware and I have never detected any real spyware on my computer. That's because I know enough to avoid it even when all my apps are closed-source.

      The people with the problems are people who can't examine the code for themselves anyway...which leaves the average Joe precisely where he is already.

      Besides, are you telling me that checking on network traffic on an individual machine (I've seen some fabulous programs that do this very comprehensively) is more difficult and time-consuming than decyphering code that's purposefully cryptic?

      There are some great and significant things about OSS--but it's not the solution to all the world's problems.

    2. Re:That is why we need open source software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I run SpyBot and Ad-Aware and I have never detected any real spyware on my computer. That's because I know enough to avoid it even when all my apps are closed-source.

      I take it you don't have any kids (neither do I), but from what I hear, kids programs have tons of spyware in them. I hear people here at the office say they have to regularly run spyware cleaning tools after their kids run games. Especially stuff from Disney.

  33. Irony by somethinghollow · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think there is some really nice irony here. I'll get a good laugh out of it. What it really comes down to, to me, is that users blindly install things (ha, even anti-spyware/adware) and don't listen to what people say about it.

    "Gator cursors?! Rad. I love little annoying cursors." Install spyware.

    If people would be more informed about their computing habits, spyware would be avoided, as would viruses.

    Adware, on the other hand, may have some legitamate uses. For example, Opera had a free version of it's browser that shows ads. AIM shows ads. Even Slashdot shows ads.

    But if you don't like it, don't run it. Research is the key. It's time we stop letting people use computers until they understand HOW to use them.

    1. Re:Irony by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      what does your sig mean?

    2. Re:Irony by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

      Apparently, it's a equation in logic that has either infinite countermodels or none (assuming I wrote it properly). At least that was what my PHL professor claimed. The problem is that /. strips the HTML Charcodes for the symbols needed to write the model "properly", so I had to revert to the way we wrote it in LogicMaster. You can look there for more info if you are interested. The book is pretty cheap, and explains alot. Logic is mentally stimulating but not much of a conversation piece. It's fun to play with if you have a few hours with nothing to do...

    3. Re:Irony by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No offense, but I think you've got it all wrong.

      Ever wondered why there are laws and courts of law out there? Because the "ha ha, if you're not informed, it sucks to be you" approach just doesn't work.

      You're no less than asking that everyone spends inordinate hours of their life doing research about every single piece of software. Maybe for you it's fun. For most of the rest of the world it isn't.

      And even if you enjoy that for software... how about imagining a world where some other product might be affected. Would you like to check every single pencil or roll of toilet paper or disposable razor blade for hidden spyware equipment? It's exactly the non-computer equivalent of spyware: something which masquerades as a useful everyday item, but which in reality exists only to rape your privacy.

      Would you even have time to do that? Would you enjoy doing that? Would you actually learn everything about mechanical watches just to be able to tell if there's a little extra in your watch? What about your new cell phone? How do you know it's not transmitting a little extra to a third party? Etc.

      If you didn't answer a wholehearted "Yes!" to each of the above, well, then you probably get my drift. Just as you probably have better stuff to do than becoming an expert in mechanical watches, other people have better stuff to do than to become an expert in computers.

      Either way, multiplied by the number of computer users, the "so get informed" solution would mean tens or hundreds of billions of hours wasted per year. A murderer can be sentenced to death for, basically, shortening someone's life by 20-30 years. This "so inform yourself" solution ammounts in the long run to stealing years off everyone's life.

      There has to be a better solution than that.

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    4. Re:Irony by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take a rocket scientist to go to google.com and type "software title spyware". Try it! It is fun.

      Opera 7
      Photoshop 7
      Flash 6

      Ever wondered why there are laws and courts of law out there? Because the "ha ha, if you're not informed, it sucks to be you" approach just doesn't work.

      It DOES work like that, depending on what you mean. I doubt if I said, "I didn't know that selling heroin was illegal," would get me out of jail. Further, if I say, "I didn't see the clause in the UELA that said 'can send info to third party about users browsing habits' when I didn't read it and clicked OK to agree to the terms," would hold up in a court.

      So, yeah, I wouldn't feel bad about doing some research to make sure I wasn't getting spied on.

    5. Re:Irony by symbolic · · Score: 1


      No one said that life isn't without risk. It's just that now we have more potential sources to deal with.

    6. Re:Irony by shrubya · · Score: 1
      doesn't take a rocket scientist to go to google.com and type "software title spyware".

      You think you're so smart, don't you? Well I just tried it and found out that YOU are spyware. 563 hits! What do you say NOW, mister smarty pants?

      ;-p Spyware masquerading as a /. user, what's this world coming to?
    7. Re:Irony by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Most of them don't even know what "spyware" _is_, or what to search for. In some cases, nor where.

      Again: Do _you_ know everything about mechanical watches? Would you, without internet access (to get you as much out of your element as they are on the 'net) even know where to _start_ looking for information on what can be hidden in yours? Do you also know everything about remote controls? Did you take yours apart and/or decoded its IR transmission, and are 100% sure that it couldn't possibly allow someone with an IR receiver to listen to what you're saying in your house? Etc.

      Basically: _your_ field of expertise is _not_ the only one, and it's _not_ the most important one. You cannot decree that everyone should abbandon everything else they were doing, and start learning about computers.

      Here's an idea for you: Your well being and even your _life_ depend every day on people whose field of expertise _isn't_ computing science. The medic you see, the architect that designed your house, the car engineers that designed your car, the chemists that created your shampoo and toothpaste, etc. You entrust your very life every day to these people's non-CS expertise, while to them your computing skills ammount at best to some mild entertainment on a slow evening.

      Would you prefer that the next time you need surgery, you're in the hands of people with l33t h4x0r skillz, or in the hands of _surgeons_? Well, then you can stop asking that everyone devotes their time to learning computer stuff. Your surviving that surgery, or how much pain do you have after it, might just depend on their learning their own job instead of yours.

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    8. Re:Irony by Steveosh · · Score: 1

      I think you are completely wrong; you are just taking this side because you are one of the small percentage of the population that are informed.

      Take food for example. Should we have regulations on ingredients, or should we have the FDA (or insert appropriate national regulatory agency) regulate it so that we don't need a Ph.D. in Biochemistry to shop safely at the supermarket.

      People should not be punished for not knowing about what is now still a specialty area.

    9. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem isn't even that people install things. The problem is that while they are just using their everyday web browser (ie), they allow active x stuff because otherwise web sites won't work. Suddenly they get all this shitty advertising bullshit on there.

      I spent a goodly while cleaning off my in-laws' computer, then three days later they had the same problems all over again. Still they won't switch to firebird because they're too old, too stupid, and too hung up on IE.

    10. Re:Irony by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

      while to them your computing skills ammount at best to some mild entertainment on a slow evening.

      Mild is an overstatement.

      I'm not suggesting that everyone be IT professionals. I realize that some people aren't interested. But I liken it unto this: In order to drive a car, you must pass certain tests, most importantly a driving exam. I'm not going to pretend that computers are as dangerous as cars. I would never suggest that not knowing how to use a computer could end in potential disaster.

      Let's keep this car metaphore going. Let's say I am going to purchase a car. Should I blindly walk into any dealership and purchase the first thing the salesman attempts to sell to me? I might end up with a Kia or a BMW. Further, I might not know what is IN the car. Maybe OnStar is spying on you. Maybe your car will break down because it is poorly constructed.

      No one is going to walk into any purchase completly blind. Why would someone put something on their computer that they don't know what it is? If there is a possibility of danger (or at least mild irritation), it seems like a good idea to take a look at the product and ask questions.

      Would you, without internet access (to get you as much out of your element as they are on the 'net) even know where to _start_ looking for information on what can be hidden in yours?

      If you don't have Internet, most of the spyware programs would be obsolete. I'll pretend that had nothing to do with spyware and was an attack on my line of thinking. So, yes, I would know where to start. I would probably go first to a library, the Google of the real world, and check, perhaps, the card cataloge or a computer based search system (if they indeed have one). I would, next, consult local watch peddlers. Finally, I would talk to people about it. Get their verbal reviews. That seems like a good course of action that wouldn't require me to know EVERYTHING about something, as I don't know everything about every software I use (e.g. if it runs UDP or TCP or even uses the internet at all), but still gain enough knowledge to make a good decision. We can only do as well as we are equiped (But I am arguing that, with spyware, we are all pretty well equiped to find answers).

      Your well being and even your _life_ depend every day on people whose field of expertise _isn't_ computing science

      There is no denying this. However, computers are really prying their way into most fields. If people don't know how to use them, they may not be protecting my life and/or well being to the best of their ability.

      Would you prefer that the next time you need surgery, you're in the hands of people with l33t h4x0r skillz, or in the hands of _surgeons_?

      That depends on if the 133t h4x0r people know anything about surgury. I would suspect they wouldn't be doing it if they didn't know how, esp. seening as to become a liscenced surgeon, you must pass all kinds of tests and pretty much know what you are doing. So, I'd rather have the person who knows the most about what they are doing.

      Now, funny how we are back to passing tests. When you are dealing with something that is potentially dangerous (or at least midly irritating), you should know what you are dealing with. Like I said. I'm not suggesting that computers are the most dangerous things, but sometimes bad things happen. Further, I'm not asking that everyone be experts. I only ask that people know how to drive before they get in the car to drive on the open roads, and that people know enough to ask questions when purchasing a car.

    11. Re:Irony by Moraelin · · Score: 1
      I'm not going to pretend that computers are as dangerous as cars.

      ... and yet you go on the rest of the message on an analogy _based_ cars being dangerous :)

      The _only_ reason why the government wants you to take that test, and to know the rules, is that a car is a mighty dangerous thing. We're talking a relatively thin and fragile -- but very heavy -- tin can, which can do up to 200 miles per hour. Even the cheapest ones typically can do 100 mph on a straight road.

      Without testing your skills _and_ knowledge of the rules, you'd not only end up hurting yourself, you'd end up endangering innocent bystanders.

      I.e., I'll be all for mandating such skill checks for people whose use of a computer can pose a similar danger. E.g., seeing the link you've posted, those in charge of securing the networks. By all means, I'm all for testing those.

      But people using the computer at home to surf the net? There the whole car analogy falls flat on its face. _What_ can spyware do that's even remotely comparable to a car running straight over a playground? No, I'm serious. I want to know.

      That's more akin to requiring a license to operate your TV or DVD player. As you undoubtedly know, no government in the world (no, not even in the mandatory Soviet Russia posts) ever required an aptitude test for those.

      My thinking is more along the lines of:

      1. People expect (maybe mistakenly) that a computer should be as safe and easy to use as the aforementioned TV or DVD player. Maybe instead of ranting about how someone should force them to take aptitude tests, we all ought to remember about the customer-vendor relationship. I.e., it's our job to meet the customer's needs, not viceversa.

      (Yes, those of you anti-MS, please feel free to start from Linux or MacOS X there.)

      2. Tin-foil hat wearers be damned, I'm all for more laws. Or even just applying the existing ones to software too. I want to see some of these spyware making retards thrown in jail.

      (Actually, I'd like them to see them executed in the slowest and most painful way ever invented. But then I'll settle for them being thrown in jail.)

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    12. Re:Irony by somethinghollow · · Score: 1

      But people using the computer at home to surf the net?

      These are the people who do the most propigation of viruses.

      Spyware falls into the "or mildly irritating", not the blatantly dangerous. I was going for dramatic effect on top of sarcasim. It's hard to carry that over text.

      I'll be happy to bring up the obligatory Mac OS X comment. Not that I've had any sort of virus problem ever (I blame educating myself), but I've had even fewer on Mac. Whatever that means. I guess I've had -1 or fewer problems since I started using Mac.

    13. Re:Irony by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Opera 7 is NOT spyware. The Inquirer found out that it was connecting to PGP, thought "Oh, shit, Opera's spying on my PGP keys!", and ran with it. They then looked a bit closer, and found that it was a legit connection via Outlook that the author set up (from Opera to Outlook) himself. Also, if you're referring to the new ad system in Opera 7.2x, that's not spyware if it clearly says that some information will be sent, and if you're paranoid, go with the graphical ads.

    14. Re:Irony by Darkangael · · Score: 1

      "I.e., I'll be all for mandating such skill checks for people whose use of a computer can pose a similar danger. E.g., seeing the link you've posted, those in charge of securing the networks. By all means, I'm all for testing those."

      And the people who work in the offices of some company that provides a vital service perhaps?

      Example: Boss A in company X (which provides vital service S) demands that he be allowed unlimited access to the web/email/whatever. Boss A then proceeds to open attachments/click unsafe links/whatever causing widespread infection in the entire network (company X allows SMB to travel freely inside their secure network because people from the outside can't connect to that, and without it there is no widespread alternative to share files that the employees can understand). This infection causes company X to be unable to provide vital service S as this service requires a working network and working computers to operate.

      Then there are the people at home who "just surf the web". The same people who are likely to be infected with the latest DDOS worm. One day there will be a worm that infects enough computers and attacks some critical part of the net causing widespread outages in the network. These critical areas would be near impossible to secure as EVERYONE needs to be able to access them to use the Internet and also a lot of the possible targets are likely implemented in hardware so adding new protections would be difficult. We have already seen something like this in the SQL slammer worm.

      Also likely in the future is an increased reliance by business/government/medical institutions on the internet for their operation. I think where this is going is pretty obvious ;)

  34. Spyware vs. virus by heironymouscoward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Has anyone any statistics on the cost to end users of spyware/trojans as compared to viruses? Yesterday I cleaned-up a Windows PC that was being used by a visitor to the company, ad-aware found something like 10 different trojans and spywares on it. Nothing worked anymore: MSIE always went to some advertising site, Mozilla died (was killed, actually), installing ad-aware took ages because one of the trojans was deliberately killing the install program...

    My solution was to wipe the PC and stick on Xandros. But this is not feasible for everyone. So how much time and money do spywares actually cost, and is there no way these creeps can be persecuted for theft of computing resources or interference in operations? I know that the EU cybercrime laws prohibit at least some aspects of spyware (such as interference in normal system operations and interception of private communications).

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    1. Re:Spyware vs. virus by negacao · · Score: 1
      Mozilla died (was killed, actually)



      can you get me anymore information on which/what program(s) did that? krism@mailsnare.net if you don't mind..

    2. Re:Spyware vs. virus by heironymouscoward · · Score: 1

      It was smartsearch.ws, as far as I could tell, but it might have been Gator. Since the PC had multiple infestations, it was a matter of killing various processes, and trying again until I could get a web page up. MSIE was being pointed to smartsearch.ws and Mozilla was being terminated after about 10 seconds, whatever page I tried to reach. Netscape 4.7 worked fine. When I'd finally removed all the junk, Mozilla worked fine again.

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    3. Re:Spyware vs. virus by negacao · · Score: 1

      Hmm, tonight will be interesting - I'll spend some time getting an xp box hosed.. coz I'd really like to find out a. which software did it, and b. if it was intentional.

      incidental, i'm "OK" with.. intentional... would upset me..

    4. Re:Spyware vs. virus by heironymouscoward · · Score: 1

      I'm curious what you discover. Stick it in your journal tomorrow?

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  35. Credit card scam by savagedome · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is similar to credit card scam that Bruce Schneier pointed out in his latest cryptogram. Fooling people into eating poison wrapped up as a remedy. Bastards.

    New Credit Card Scam

    This one is clever.

    You receive a telephone call from someone purporting to be from your credit card company. They claim to be from something like the security and fraud department, and question you about a fake purchase for some amount close to $500.

    When you say that the purchase wasn't yours, they tell you that they're tracking the fraudsters and that you will receive a credit. They tell you that the fraudsters are making fake purchases on cards for amounts just under $500, and that they're on the case.

    They know your account number. They know your name and address. They continue to spin the story, and eventually get you to reveal the three extra numbers on the back of your card.

    That's all they need. They then start charging your card for amounts just under $500. When you get your bill, you're unlikely to call the credit card company because you already know that they're on the case and that you'll receive a credit.

    It's a really clever social engineering attack. They have to hit a lot of cards fast and then disappear, because otherwise they can be tracked, but I bet they've made a lot of money so far.


    1. Re:Credit card scam by ncr53c8xx · · Score: 1
      That's all they need. They then start charging your card for amounts just under $500. When you get your bill, you're unlikely to call the credit card company because you already know that they're on the case and that you'll receive a credit.

      You should always initiate the call if you are going to give out information. Unless the scammers are able to reroute your calls, in which case all bets are off. If you are answering your call in front of your computer, a simple google search will expose most scams (they will be in the first page).

    2. Re:Credit card scam by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      This is why I love Slashdot so much. All the smart people post really clever ways of screwing large numbers of people out of lots of money. Now it doesn't matter if my job gets outsourced. I can see it now:

      MAKE MONEY THE SLASHDOT WAY!!!akfl;jdso;ifklj;vc

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    3. Re:Credit card scam by denks · · Score: 1

      They also need the expiry date. Without it, the credit card number is useless.

      Just a note to anyone reading, your credit card company will NEVER ask you for your cards expiry date. EVER.

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    4. Re:Credit card scam by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      This is similar to credit card scam that Bruce Schneier pointed out in his latest cryptogram.

      You receive a telephone call from someone purporting to be from your credit card company. They claim to be from something like the security and fraud department, and question you about a fake purchase for some amount close to $500.


      Hmm, while such a scam is vaguely plausible, the story has been doing the rounds with the same names and amounts that I think it safe to file it under Urban Legends

      I received a copy circulated at work, identical in all respects with USD changed to GBP. Go figure.

  36. Ad-aware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Is adaware so hard to use? All you have to do is click next, scan... it scans....click next, you select stuff to remove, hit remove...Done!

    Is that so difficult for people? Man, if that is, why are they even using computers?

  37. Bass? by DJTodd242 · · Score: 1, Funny

    How 'low' can they go?"

    Death row? What a brother know.

    Once again back is the incredible, the rhyme animal. D! Public Enemy #1!

    (Sorry, it's like a reflex these days)

  38. Oooh the irony by yer_momma · · Score: 0

    That's like having a downloaded porn with pictures of women wearing thick clothes.

  39. It's not just anti-spyware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a very common practice. Check any one of the spyware/adware database sites out there to see.

    Many of the anti-popup programs you see will block all popups except their own. Sort of a form of extortion if you ask me (advertisers must pay up or their popups will be blocked).

    Spyware/adware that is installed without full notice of what it is should be illegal and treated just like a virus, because that's what it is.

    Of course, with my users I could send them all a message with attachments like "format_c_drive.exe" and "click_here_to_infect_your_computer_with_a_virus.e xe" and many of them would...

  40. My Anti-spyware software: by captainclever · · Score: 1
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  41. How 'low' can they go? by Stingr · · Score: 4, Informative

    "How 'low' can they go?"

    As low as they need to in order to make a buck.

    Does this really suprise anyone? We've continuously seen spammers/telemarketers/advertisers/etc. sink lower and lower over the years as their tactics are countered. First there was telemarketing then the Telezapper gave us all a little hope that the incessant calls would stop. Then the telemarkters came up with a new tool that beat the telezapper. We responded with the Do Not Call Registry and now the telemarketers are suing on the basis of free speech. They will stop at nothing, not even the breaking the law, to make money.

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  42. I'll say it once by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 4, Informative

    and I'll say it again, Ad-Aware (www.lavasoftusa.com) is the only spyware removal program that's worth a damn.

    Some of the others that I have seen/tried, are too zealous and end up removing bits that are *required* by proper programs, and end up wrecking things.

    Ad-Aware, good as gold.
    In addition, IIRC they offer a corporate-based version, much like Norton-Antivirus corporate, and that's a slick idea.

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    1. Re:I'll say it once by yoelst · · Score: 1

      I am in total agreement. Ad-Aware keeps their lists up-to-date and that has enabled me to eliminate multiple issues including: spyware,adware,underware, etc. With the number of M$ machines I work on for the average layman (friend/family) this is an excellent tool.

    2. Re:I'll say it once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that Ad-Aware is a wonderful, effective solution, but I must add a small caveat..Spybot S&D has caught stuff (and yes, I know the difference between real spy/adware and the occasional false-positive from SS$D) that Ad-Aware didn't catch. I've found it necessary to run both, along with McAffee AV/FW to keep my windoze box reasonably clean. I've also found that Antivir Workstation for Windows is a great AV system, and it's FREE (for personal use). It can be had at http://www.free-av.com/

  43. Spyware is a good thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Adware allows companies to get paid for software that wouldn't be written, as it would make no money if made commercial.

    Plus, what do you have to hide? Its just marketing stuff, making products better, and isn't that the American way?

    1. Re:Spyware is a good thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wasting your time with recycled trolls posted as AC. Now if you had an account you'd whored to the +1 bonus, you might have gotten some bites. (And no, this isn't a bite.)

  44. I've seen this alot... by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sitting at a coworker's PC trying to figure out what was wrong with it for her, had an installer popup out of nowhere when no web browser was open offering to install a Spyware removal tool for me. One Ad-Aware update and scan later and her system was behaving fine. Don't remember the name of the program... May of been SpyBan...
    Funnily enough as this article popped up I was on the phone w/ another coworker who had installed SpyHunter on a suggestion from an office mate... Problem was it started giving weird errors and she claims it kept reinstalling itself when she's remove it from Add/Remove Programs. She deleted the folder it belonged in and that seems to have eliminated it finally, but I had to clear a registry entry on her PC for her that was trying to start it...
    Funny thing was whatever genius wrote the software didn't enclose the path to the program in quotes, so it was trying to run C:\Program... That's really the kinda programmer I want mucking about deleting 'Spyware' off my PC.
    Thank God for Lavasoft...

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  45. How can you tell by loconet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From their website:

    "About SpyBan
    SpyBan is a cutting edge software, which is able to detect and remove all popular forms of spyware programs including Trojans, system monitors, keyloggers and adware. You don't need to be a computer expert, or spend a lot of time learning how to use it. SpyBan is one of the most user friendly spyware protecting programs available on the market today and it is 100% FREE!"

    Technology
    SpyBan has very advanced algorithms, which not only can detect primitive and old spyware, but can detect new generation applications as well. SpyBan loads every time you start your Windows and appears on your taskbar next to clock. If you point your courser to the SpyBan icon and click on it, SpyBan will appear. If you click on "Scan Now" icon, SpyBan will immediately start scanning your computer's hard drive for existing spyware all available local disks.


    The descriptions themselves reek of spyware.

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    1. Re:How can you tell by Stingr · · Score: 1

      "one of the most user friendly spyware protecting programs"

      I wonder if that was intentional.

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    2. Re:How can you tell by Rallion · · Score: 1

      But it is easy to use! It invades your privacy with no user input at all!

    3. Re:How can you tell by cicho · · Score: 1

      Nice catch. I didn't see it for what it was, and I bet most people won't, context makes up for the odd-one-out word.

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  46. Dell...smarter than we think? by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe Dell was smarter than we gave them credit for a few months ago when they refused to recommend any one spyware removal product. Just imagine if they had and it turned out to be this debacle. Ouch. The PR would be horrid.

  47. This is just an extension of E-mail by Walkiry · · Score: 1

    This is the same stuff that makes people open random attachments without looking at them because the "from" is someone they know, or support@microsoft.com or whatever. Somehow they managed to get it past whatever filters there are at download.com (no idea if they do any checking at all) and got their program there, and people were now running it randomly without checking what it really does because it came from somewhere they trust.

    It kind of sucks that you can't trust download.com, but being paranoid always pays off for computer security. Download.com does not create the programs it hosts, so it's up to the user to check if what they're downloading is really what it claims to be.

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  48. Seem to be US company - could they be prosecuted? by blorg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, well WHOIS tells us that www.spyban.net was registered to NicTech Networks, Inc. Which is a 'desktop media' corporation based in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Site has a similar design to www.spyban.net, and they claim to 'offer highly-targeted online advertising solutions' with 'a reach of over ten million monthly Internet users'. Sounds right, and they are a domestic US company. I'm presuming something like SpyBan must break one or two laws? (At the very least deceptive advertising?)

  49. "SpyBan has very advanced algorithms" by real_smiff · · Score: 4, Insightful
    lol. never trust any program that just claims to have "very advanced algorithms" but gives you no details on what they are (i just noticed that people who don't know much about computers are fond of that word, makes them feel big. algorithms.). Really, any program that seems a bit too keen to get you to install it, you should stop and ask, why? Real freeware developers have bigger things to worry about, like maintaining their program & paying for their bandwidth... lol, I could have told you that program was dodgy just by looking at their site.. "not only can detect primitive and old spyware, but can detect new generation applications as well" really, how does that work then? not even Spybot can do that ;) of course this wasn't aimed at people like me.

    I particularly like this bit of their page:

    Need SpyBan?: Your computer and your privacy are at risk if you: - surf the internet more than 1 hour a week - share your computer with another person - make purchases online - use file-sha

    hmm, that's me! sign me up! classic scamster stuff, sad that it got 44,000+ people.

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    1. Re:"SpyBan has very advanced algorithms" by Gldm · · Score: 1

      Here's an "advanced algorithm" for ya:

      Take an array of data with a power of 2 size. Replace each pair of elements with their average sum ((A+B)/2) for the first, and the average difference ((A-B)/2) for the second. Then repeat for pairs of average sums recursively. i.e. every 2, every 4, every 8, etc until you get to the top. Takes about 10 lines of code or so. That's an inplace fast Haar wavelet transform. Sounds spiffy don't it?

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  50. Prior Art by blorg · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spam advertising anti-spam software
    Viruses claiming to be security updates
    SCO pretending to be a software company

    1. Re:Prior Art by birukun · · Score: 0

      Cats and Dogs living together! The end is near!

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    2. Re:Prior Art by BiggerBoat · · Score: 1


      The Cult Awareness Network being taken over by Scientology.

    3. Re:Prior Art by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      I just cleaned a system of spyware that had something called Spyware Nuker on it. I was the most infected system I had seen in a week! I ran Ad-aware, which detected Spyware Nuker, calling it "Malware." This stuff is multiplying like viruses. Will non techies ever "get it" that they don't want anything advertised by a pop-up or spam?

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    4. Re:Prior Art by bugbread · · Score: 1

      "Will non techies ever "get it" that they don't want anything advertised by a pop-up or spam?"

      Nothing to add; I just wanted to say that I absolutely loved the phrasing of this sentence.

    5. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My particular favorite right now is the one that pops up via Windows Messenger, trying to sell me software that will "stop those annoying pop-ups forever!"

      Whee! Software to disable a single check-box in system configuration! For only $49.95!!

      *rolls eyes*

  51. Great business move though by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Remove spyware which log stuff for other businesses while installing your own. Business-wise very good move, granted you have no ethics and are morally bankrupt. Kind of like McAfee AV marking Symantec products are virusses and then installing trail versions of it's own competeting software.

    1. Re:Great business move though by Gannoc · · Score: 1

      Business-wise very good move

      Thats like saying that if Intel bombed AMD headquarters, it would be a good business move for them. Its not a good business move if you get sued and/or prosecuted.

  52. Mozilla? Opera? by RenegadeTempest · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most spyware is a result of the lax security of IE. Instead of installing anti-spyware programs (many of which are trojan horses for nasty malware), why not try a browser that doesn't allow the spyware on your system in the first place.

    1. Re:Mozilla? Opera? by JediDan · · Score: 4, Informative

      The browser is only the beginning. It's all those other things that people like installing that pollute the system with crap: desktop modifications (blinky christmas lights), cursors, giant icon collections, etc.

      The less you install the more clean and stable the system - general rule-of-thumb for any windows box as anyone that's been intimate with their registry would know. One program I have to work with every day installs over 70 registry keys (which isn't too bad) but the uninstaller is lucky to find 4 of those.

      *sigh*

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    2. Re:Mozilla? Opera? by Strenoth · · Score: 1

      I use Mozilla as exlusively as I can (sometimes you have to use IE, always anoying) and I still get tracking cookies.

      Funny thing I noticed, and BTW I run the update check every time before I run the program itself, is that spybot seems to be much better at targetting the nasty spyware, while AdAware seems to be better at cleaning up 'day-to-day' stuff like tracking cookies.

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    3. Re:Mozilla? Opera? by livhan28 · · Score: 1

      BAM! my thoughts exactly -> mozy baby

  53. Download.com by Machine9 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Download.com is an insidious and very vile site to begin with. Sure, they have quite a lot of normal, decent shareware there, but it barely makes up for the vast amounts of mal- and spyware they host.

    Not to mention the oh-so-easily abused rating system, and obvious sponsoring BY spyware programmers...

    And with such a reliable sounding name, the average Joe just thinks "hey it's from Download.com how could it possibly be bad? right?"

    And the next thing you know, your computer illiterate relative is on the phone with you again griping about how their browser is going places they don't want, they're being spammed to death with ads on their screen, and their computer has slowed to a crawl.

    I motion we make spyware programming punishable by slow castration and death under international law...

  54. Your ISP knows where you go. by Fizzlewhiff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How do you know they aren't selling that info to these same companies?

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    1. Re:Your ISP knows where you go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't. That's why ISPs should be legislated by privacy protection laws not to sell it.
      And don't noone come with the "self-regulating industry" b.s.

  55. How low can it go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As low as possible - as long as there is a penny to be made.

  56. yeah, It's called IE by Music+To+Eat · · Score: 1

    I don't know why they just don't remove the ability to spontaniously spawn new windows. Always open a link in the same window. If I want to open it in another I can right click on the hyperlink and choose 'Open in New Window'. Pop up problems solved.

  57. How 'low' can they go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How 'low' can they go?

    Oh I dont know, the ninth level of hell?

  58. Another one... by Lord+Graga · · Score: 1

    How 'low' can they go?
    I guess they haven't reached the bottom yet. There's still a long way up!

  59. Marketers by blunte · · Score: 4, Funny
    How 'low' can they go?


    These are marketers. Was that a trick question?

    If I were in a room with a lawyer and a marketer, and I only had one bullet... I'd kill myself.

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    1. Re:Marketers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no. You shot the marketer and beat the lawyer to death with the corpse

    2. Re:Marketers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dumbass. Line them up: one shot, two kills. And a better world.

    3. Re:Marketers by Wardish · · Score: 1

      If your in a room with a lawyer and a marketer and only have a gun with one bullet....

      Point gun at marketer and tell him to eat the lawyer. When he's full, shot him.

      Why do you think, even a lawyer won't eat a marketer...

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  60. Re: SpyBot and additonal help.... by King_TJ · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yep! I've been praising SpyBot and recommending it to practically everyone running a PC on the Inet for months now. (As I said in a previous /. thread, I work doing on-site PC service, and this program, alone, cures more PC issues I run into than anything else we use.)

    I'll tell you another little tip, though. If SpyBot already claims it's cleaned everything up, but your PC is *still* spontaneously generating pop-up ads on the screen, or running abnormally slow (perhaps you still see odd processes listed as running in the process list?), here's the way to fix it.

    Run regedit, and search the entire registry for "run once". There are several "run once" registry keys, with plain old "run" keys directly above each of them. (You're mainly interested in what's in the "run" keys, but searching for "run" will find hundreds of things we're not interested in.) If they're starting up some kind of trojan horse or spyware/adware program on your Windows PC (and assuming it's not simply in the "Startup" program group!), they've got to be doing it in one of these "run" keys. Look for sneaky files in there with names like "windowsupdater.exe" (MS doesn't ever run a file by this name to do the real Windows updates), or just gibberish names like 0br003445l.exe and delete them from the "value" line of the "run" key. I've even seen files in there I wasn't sure about, until I looked in the folder under "Program Files" where it was running from; Then I saw a *documentation* file in the program's folder explaining that the utility was "designed to automatically present advertisements to the computer user at random intervals"!

  61. They wrote it with Linux!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BBC got the news.

  62. I hate to suggest legislation, but... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    This is good to know, but we need a solution. This is going to get worse before it gets better. What existing laws can we sue these people under?

    Could some simple law be developed that says software cannot do the opposite of what it says it does. Would this work? Or could we make an anti-spyware law that limits what software is allowed to report on without your consent? (Of course, some of these apps probably tell you that they do this in the EULA, which no one reads, but that is a separate issue)

  63. Open Source Windows Spyware Project? by mctsonic · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've had really good luck with spybot s&d for removing Windows spyware/malware/adware, etc., but though it is freeware,
    I'd really like to use and support an Open Source removal tool - I want to see the source, etc. - in my co.'s environment. Is there such an animal?

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    1. Re:Open Source Windows Spyware Project? by scrytch · · Score: 1

      I'd really like to use and support an Open Source removal tool - I want to see the source, etc. - in my co.'s environment. Is there such an animal?

      No, but there are open source virus scanners. Spyware is just a different type of malware that any virus scanner should be able to handle. You just need the definition files.

      If you want to get clever, you could reverse-engineer Spybot or Ad-Aware's definition file format... Seems a little bit like leeching tho.

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  64. SpywareBlaster by Music+To+Eat · · Score: 1

    I use both of those, plus SpywareBlaster which keeps most of the stuff from being installed in the first place.

  65. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GWB claims to be a leader. He has prior art.

  66. Easy! by Newer+Guy · · Score: 1

    No where does it say: "SpyBan has no spyware". Unless it doesn't specifically say it doesn't have spyware, I assume that anything downloaded for free from the Internet actually does have spyware. Three good free programs I've found are: 1. Ad Aware 2. Spybot search and destroy 2. AVG Anti virus free edition

    1. Re:Easy! by TwinkieStix · · Score: 1

      Don't forget that it should be commercial. If they aren't out to make a buck, then they aren't going to spend the time to hide this crap. For instance, the Linux kernel doesn't say anywhere that "no spyware is present" but it's a safe bet that there isn't any.

      If it's commercial and free, then it's too good to be true is my philosophy.

    2. Re:Easy! by loconet · · Score: 1

      They're pushing their software with marketting buzzwords, "cutting edge, easy to use, most userfriendly, 100% FREE".

      Why is that?, because they will get something in return.

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      [alk]
  67. The descriptions themselves reek of spyware. by cgenman · · Score: 1

    The fact that there are descriptions at all puts it a cut above most spyware. Of course, they would seem less like something nefarious if they they had more than a tenuous grasp of English.

    "Now Billy, pay attention! Sigh. You need to learn proper use of subject and predicate, because you'll never amount to anything besides a worthless huckster. What is wrong with the following sentence 'I send you this file in order to have your advice?'"

  68. Other Trojan Horses Too by Czmyt · · Score: 1

    The article mentions one specific spyware removal program, but I think that there is a lot more of these trojan horse type programs out there. Most of the spyware/adware/malware programs are trojan horses anyway: they promise to do something for the user like show pretty wallpaper or synchronize the Windows time clock, but they have these nasty side effects. The only difference with this program they mention is that it purports to remove spyware when it includes it. I have seen other similar programs on my clients' computers, like one that supposedly checks to make sure that there is no porn on the users' hard disks, but in reality is bundles a bunch of spyware/malware programs with it.

  69. This is one heck of an idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    haha! real smart I say!

  70. My mother... by smkndrkn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...got bit by this. She paid something like $30 for a piece of software called spyware nuker. She coplained of pop-ups and general slowness so I took a look around and found out about the questionable activities of this program. Apparently it loads its own pop-ups.

    She finally caved in and allowed me to install Linux on her PC, thankfully!

    I converted my 70 year old grandmother to Linux last year and she loves it...hopefully my mom will stick with it as I usually have to remove viruses and trojans once every couple months.

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    ======== In the future, everything will be artificial. ========
    1. Re:My mother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I converted my 70 year old grandmother to Linux last year and she loves it...hopefully my mom will stick with it as I usually have to remove viruses and trojans once every couple months.

      That's great news. I wish I could convert my mom to Linux but she's addicted to Yahoo instant messenger's voice and video capabilities so that's out. If she was just using the text chatting I probably would've switched her by now since there's Yahoo IM clients for Linux.

  71. Record by Monkey+Overlord · · Score: 1

    Speaking of spy/malware. Yesterday, I was cleaning up computers in the office with Adaware and came across 188 instances of spy/malware on one of my co-workers computers. Thats the record. Not bad, cosidering the user of that computer has an IQ level equivalent of a bucket.

  72. Cookie spyware by sofakingl · · Score: 1

    I recommend blocking cookies that aren't from the web site you are at. For instance, doubleclick.com cookies given to you at non-doubleclick sites. These tend to turn out to be either ads.* cookies or other spyware cookies. Mozilla Firebird can easily block them in the cookie options.

  73. Serves stupid people right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Don't you mean not "how low can they go" but "how stupid can they be"? I mean good grief, let's think about it for a minute:

    I download a software package without knowing anything about it and install it. It's a trojan. I get burned.

    So then, instead of looking for a package with a background that makes it likely to NOT be a trojan (such as a bunch of people in a well-known company whose reputation would be harmed if they released a trojan), I go looking for ANOTHER package I know nothing about that claims to be good. I install it, it's a trojan. Gee, what a surprise.

    Get a clue, idiots, or give up the pretense of intelligence and serve the rest of us like the cattle you are.

  74. PrecisionTime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tried to explain to my dad that PrecisionTime on his computer was spyware, and what spyware was, and that I'll uninstall it for him, but he insisted that it was essential software and that he didn't want me to mess it up.

  75. Spyware? by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1, Offtopic


    *shrugs* I guess this must be a windows problem.
    </OELQ>

    --
    Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
    1. Re:Spyware? by IWantMoreSpamPlease · · Score: 1

      Don't forget us BeOS users! (all 2 of us)

      --
      So rise up, all ye lost ones, as one, we'll claw the clouds.
    2. Re:Spyware? by Hentai · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I just installed OS/X.

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      -Hentai [in vita non pacem est]
  76. Re: SpyBot and additonal help.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uh
    you can run msconfig and do that, or even better, use the tool that spybot has in its advanced mode.

  77. Recipe for karma by blorg · · Score: 1

    Girl on Slashdot crys foul on Anonymous Coward. Mods rush to her aid - instant karma!

    1. Re:Recipe for karma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah..the recipe for karma (and the reason I'll NEVER post as other than AC) on Slashdot is simple. Bash conservatives, call GWB a clown, say the USA is responsible for all evil as we know it today, and bash M$. From the posts that I've seen modded up, I wouldn't exactly brag about getting modded up. If I posted other than AC and got modded up, I'd have to go slit my own throat. Although, just being a conservative that loves the USA is enough to get you plenty of offers to help with the throat-slitting here in this "enlightened" and "intellectual" forum.

  78. Use these tools by sjb2016 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The spyware removal tools I use regularly are my Mac iBook G4 running OS X.3

  79. You'll be angry with me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I think you're hot... and you're smart.

    A killer combination in a woman.

    Will you code my Java?

  80. How long before we see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a Spyware masquerading as a Spyware masquerading as a Spyware removal software, removal software?

  81. Re: SpyBot and additonal help.... by DJ+Rubbie · · Score: 1

    Actually, I did the same thing yesterday, I just delete the entire key. Since the key => value pair was added by the spyware itself, there is no adverse side effect from deleting the whole thing. Also, the 'run' directory shouldn't have a billion things in there, because those are all the programs that will try to run when you start up your computer. Consider looking into what it is trying to run and delete appropriately. Of course, be careful.

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    Please direct all bug reports to /dev/null
  82. The FAQ from alt.privacy.spyware by data64 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The FAQ from alt.privacy.spyware lists the more popular and trusted anti-spyware/anti-adware tools. Lots of good information and advice in that group.
    Yes, I know the programs listed in the faq are a bit windows-centric. But guess which platform most posts on that newsgroup are about.

  83. Re: SpyBot and additonal help.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Check out www.windowsstartup.com for a better front-end than msconfig. It checks with their (user-submitted) database and gives descriptions of the startup processes, when available.

  84. I agree. by kyz · · Score: 1

    The fact that Ad-Aware have a time travel machine and have sent us a definition list from the 2nd of April 2004 is more than enough for my needs.

    --
    Does my bum look big in this?
  85. the danger of this article by stuffedmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I *really* hope the less experienced users out there that read this, don't now become afraid of the good spyware removers. Readers here know that spybot and adaware are great, but since all the names of the other malware/trojan apps are so similar, how is joe homeowner supposed to keep them straight?

    1. Re:the danger of this article by data64 · · Score: 1

      My advice is to ask the experts on alt.privacy.spyware before downloading any unknown spyware removers.

  86. Common sense? by Ignatius_VI · · Score: 1

    You'd think if they had to hide it this much they would realize people don't want it.

    As for SpyBan - probably a good lawsuit right there for false advertising.

  87. How Low Indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "...How 'low' can they go?"

    Its a cliche, yet remains a very valid point: Technology is constantly providing people with new and better ways to do things- The character of people, in general, remains unchanged, however.

    Great technology can and will be used by a large block of people to create good things, but there will always be that 10 percent of the population that will use it to the detriment of the rest of us. These people do not hesitate to destroy whatever system in which they participate, if destorying that system yields them the short-term benefit they desire. They are, by definition, parasites...not the symbiotes many of them profess to be.

    The most successful of these parasites manage to hide pretty well within the system they destroy...the ones that do not are typically stopped, somehow, by the system that they prey on.

    Perhaps the system should be a bit more extreme in excising parasites.

  88. The reasons geeks don't get laid by bonch · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    Geeks don't get laid because they are completely selfish and anti-social. I'll lay it out:

    1.) They're selfish. This means that whatever benefits them, they want. And they will justify it to no end. Example--MP3 downloads magically become a culture movement against the RIAA, not a direct ripping-off of real humans who rented a studio and recorded the music to make a living. People get used to the convenience of MP3 downloading and invest justifications for it so their guilt goes away. This has led to entire subcultures on the net in which warez is okay, mp3s are okay, and hacking is okay.

    2.) They think their mindset is a majority mindset somehow more valid than anyone else's. Most normal people who get used to something have no problems with other people doing it differently. Nerds, however, feel whatever they do, everyone else must do the exact same way, or it is no good. Example--XFree86 cut-and-paste. Witness endless Slashdotters write entire essays explaining why the X11 cut-and-paste scheme is somehow better than the cut-and-paste scheme used by 95+ percent of computer users, and if others use Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V, they are using a "braindead" scheme. Yes, someone actually felt strongly enough about a cut-and-paste scheme to label it that. Insane.

    3.) They think being an encyclopedia is appealing. This means they don't know any other way to impress someone, so they will throw facts at them. Most normal people relate emotionally to others. But nerds have often spent a lot of time in non-social environments, and so emotions aren't something that are felt, but thought about. So, when they actually become involved in a social environment, they don't know any other way to impress or converse but to exchange random facts and argue about things other people don't care about. Example--most any thread on Slashdot in which an argument takes place. "So-and-so happens this way." "Actually, it happens this way." "But since version 0.11.4p2, it has done this to do this." "Only on the OS X port."

    4.) They take the side that best benefits them--hypocrisy at its worst. Nerds will attempt to maintain some sort of moral stance against Microsoft, yet embrace DDOS attacks against spammers and SCO websites. Witness all the Slashdotters posting links to the SCO website with tongue-in-cheek messages to "keep refreshing." These posts get modded up. But then when SCO mentions the attacks in the press, suddenly nobody on Slashdot supports it, because they're above that, right? Another example--IBM, the bastion of corporate greed and evil in the 80s, is suddenly a-okay with nerds because they've gone with Linux after their OS/2 line died out. Anyone who would bother to read up on IBM's corporatehistory would shudder at this.

    5.) Of course, this hypocrisy leads into propoganda. Anything Microsoft does is evil and has a self-serving agenda. Anything a Linux company does is great for the community and can be justified. So, if Microsoft's Windows is selling in China, and the Chinese government that silences dissidents happens to be using Windows, Slashdot will report a headline entitled, "Microsoft Violates Human Rights in China." This, of course, ignores the fact that China has its own Linux distribution, and we won't see a "Open Source Violates Human Rights in China" any time soon. And with all these recent KDE 3.2 articles, nobody's mentioning that KDE removed the Taiwan flag just so they could be adopted by the Chinese government. But, like I said--Microsoft is evil, anything Linux is good!

    6.) Condescension. This means that if your opinion is different, you will be insulted and downmodded (a true sign of emotional insecurity). If you are new to spending an entire evening just to set up an operating system, and you don't understand the poorly written, 5-year-old HOW-TOs, going into an IRC channel to ask about it will get you "RTFA" and "haha n00bs." If you dare request that someone shape up their godawful GUI software for Linux, you will get people who will

    1. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by mgahs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Please don't confuse "geek" with "nerd".

      Your rant highlights the typical behaviors of a nerd.

      A geek is very social. While a geek may have several traits of a nerd, they are not condescending or selfish. I know many geeks who have social lives. I know many nerds who do not.

      I am a geek. I am not a nerd. There is a difference.

    2. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by sakshale · · Score: 1

      Nicely written presentation, but completely off-topic.... Maybe you need to install spyware on nerd computers to verify your suppositions!

      There - Now we are back on topic....

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      For every problem there is a solution that is simple, obvious and wrong.
    3. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by bonch · · Score: 1

      Please don't confuse "geek" with "nerd"....I am a geek. I am not a nerd. There is a difference.

      Man, I could have written an entire paragraph on that little piece of hair-splitting semantics.

    4. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Diction ary&va=geek&x=0&y=0

      You strike me as definition #1.

    5. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

      Excellent post. One thing you left out - you cant have "open" software and freedom from scum - it is a tragedy of hte commons sort of thing, long known to people with interests outside of silicon. YOu cant provide a free resource like the internet without having people trash it; in our society freedom = freedom to create spyware, popups, spam, etc

    6. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      I agree with the person you're responding to... I know many very social people that are 'geeks' -- they like science/technology and that kind of thing.

      As a geek myself, I can verify that I get laid precisely because I am a geek, and not a "nerd."

      That connotation is reserved for geeks that are so geeky that they don't realize (or usually care) how outside of the social circle they really are.

      --
      Ironically, the word ironically is often used incorrectly.
    7. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot a big one:

      8) Highly Derivative Sense of Humor -- Most women aren't impressed by a vast repertoire of lines borrowed from various movies and TV shows -- for the most part they won't get the reference and won't think it's funny. In other words, quoting Monty Python lines in a fake accent does not get you the chicks. When Bart Simpson said it, it was funny. When you said it, unless you got the timing perfect, it wasn't funny.

    8. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was because they don't use soap?

    9. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by firewrought · · Score: 1
      It's true that geeks have many social challenges, many of which they are not even aware of (and that's part of the problem). However, geeks have many reedeming qualities as well. For instance, how many volunteer man-hours have been invested in the ever growing collection of open source software? And wouldn't the social contributions of geeks (predominantly scientists and engineers) outrank the sometimes dubious achivements of lawyers, politicians, celebrities, religious leaders, and philosophers? I mean... maybe there's no scientific advance that outranks really important things like the "rule of law" or "inalienable rights" concepts, but the point is that other classes of people besides geeks have their own serious, systematic flaws. In fact, many of the flaws you identify (condecsion, hypocrisy) are common to all of humanity, and especially the adolecent male crowd.

      Thanks for your well-written post. It's important that we as a community see our own flaws, but medicine goes down easier with sugar.

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      -1, Too Many Layers Of Abstraction
    10. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Don'tTreadOnMe · · Score: 1


      I am a geek.

      Wow, I've always wanted to meet someone who bites the heads off of chickens!

      Because I've always wondered: Don't you get the feathers caught in your throat?

    11. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by ninejaguar · · Score: 1
      So, you've argued the point that geeks are human. So what? As humans, geeks still have the need to propogate, ie get laid. They just don't do it under the same circumstances that everyone else does it in.

      You've forgotten the social equalizer - alcohol. The geeky, ugly, and the beautiful can all equally imbibe in large amounts (see Girls Gone Wild Part XXXV). When senses are impaired, everyone is on equal social footing. Or, to paraphrase - in the dark, everyone looks the same.

      = 9J =

    12. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Java+Pimp · · Score: 1

      I thought it was because they don't use soap?

      No, that would be Hippies...

      Although, I think Geeks may be somewhat related. There may have been a fork in the evolutionary chain somewhere around the time Barbarella bridged the gap between free-love and sci-fi...

      --
      Ascalante: Your bride is over 3,000 years old.
      Kull: She told me she was 19!
    13. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by RatBastard · · Score: 1
      Actually, he's right, not you.

      Take the movie "Wargames" as a classic example of the differences between a geek and a nerd.

      David, Mathew Broderick's charatcter, is a geek.
      Malvin, Eddie Deezen's characterm is a nerd.

      Malvin: I can't believe it, Jim. That girl's standing over there listening and you're telling him about our back doors?
      Jim Sting: [yelling] Mister Potato Head! Mister Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets!
      Malvin: Yeah, but Jim, you're giving away all our best tricks!
      Jim Sting: They're not tricks.

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      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    14. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by TheRagingTowel · · Score: 1
      You should have forseen the future and post your comment to this article:
      The Impact of Technophobes
      Many sociopaths there. Selected comments:

      really ticked me off

      this one was modded funny. sad maybe.
      and you can see much much more...
      Itay

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      4Z5TX
    15. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2.) They think their mindset is a majority mindset somehow more valid than anyone else's

      I'd say it is more common for them to think their mindset is in the minority. They merely think that they are smarter and better than everyone else, and that their keen, accurate, and valid mindset is therefore the one everyone should follow, even if they don't agree. It's even more ego-boosting to think that you're the only one with the vision to see the true path, rather than being part of a majority that agrees.

      Consider any thread on Slashdot with a reference to "sheeple", or any music/RIAA thread with endless brags about how the poster doesn't listen to that mindless mass-market stuff, or any thread disparaging "consumers" as a class - as though the poster weren't themselves a consumer, or any political thread.

    16. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Honig+the+Apothecary · · Score: 1
      Dude. You need a +1 informative.

      Nice Ed Gruberman sig too.

      ~H

    17. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Modded funny? Are these all-false stereotypes?

      Maybe, but I do not hear often enough that this "nerd attitude" is why so many people do not like us, and why so few non-tech managers express an opinion against the IT off shoring.

      I too often hear from CEO, CFO (ands some CTO) "what is it with these guys?" They found us to constantly "show off" knowledge that no-one cares about, every single time we jump on the chance to "prove" how others are lacking this or that knowledge and are so lame because of it, and of course the so popular hypocrisies.

      This is actually an important reason I hear for the outsourcing, right under costs. "Why would I care about their jobs, they treat my like shit every chance they get, most are overpaid for what they do and scare off customers by offending fashion and questionable hygiene".

      I worked for a company who kept its developers 15 miles away on the other side of town! Until they realized they would work less than 20% of the day! Like little kids witghout supervision.

      "But we work until midnight". 90% of the developers confused "being present in the office" with actual work being done! Playing 4 hours, talking "nerd" 6 hours then code for 2 hours is no productive work for the boss. "I cranked 12 hours of work today! I sacrifice a lot for my boss."

      And nobody understood when half the nerds got laid off, but strangely replaced in the following months by outsourcing, except for a few "in office" contractors that where easy to replace on a whim.

    18. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dork

    19. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by bonch · · Score: 1

      You guys don't even see it.

      You're proving my points, arguing about the imagined difference between "geek" and "nerd," where there is none among the rest of the population.

    20. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by bonch · · Score: 1

      You're proving my point about the need to win pointless arguments.

    21. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a stupid cock-sucking piece of shit.

    22. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point number 7 seems to indicate that you're joking, but anyway...

      In my experience, not getting laid has absolutely nothing to do with my behavior (actually currently it has to do with my being in a long distance relationship, but I'm talking about when I was single). It had more to do with the fact that I had a small social circle, and wasn't good at meeting other people. The people I did meet always got a very positive impression of me, but I just didn't meet enough people. Most less extroverted guys meet girls through friends, through their social circles. More outgoing guys meet them anywhere, just by being pushy (IMO).

      Anyway, success with women seems to have very little to do with manners, although obviously being considerate is always a good thing on the long term. Many non-geeks (guys and girls) who do get laid (but probably have trouble maintaining long-term relationships) are horribly selfish, talk about things that interest themselves without regard for whether other people care etc.

    23. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would think using "WarGames" as an example would blow all credibility.

    24. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      A geek does disgusting things for the amusement of others. A geek craves attention but can't get it in any normal way.

      A nerd fixates on technology, science, math. I'm a nerd, not a geek. Are you really a geek?

    25. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That went from 5 to 1 pretty damn quickly.

    26. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you're so concerned with classifying everyone on slashdot except yourself as a nerd that you'll twist any post to do so?

    27. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by denks · · Score: 1

      No, women are driven away by the flies that accompany most nerds.

      And answering them with "GNU/Flies, what GNU/Flies?" doesnt help either.

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      I am Monkey, the Great Sage, equal of heaven!
    28. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by mvpll · · Score: 1

      How is the internet a free resource???

    29. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by nyseal · · Score: 1

      Oh my God.....no wonder they made the movie 'Hackers'. I wasn't sure of the definition until now....

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      [SIG] Remember Mattel handheld games?
    30. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by bugbread · · Score: 1

      I agree with your original post, but I disagree with this one. I would say that a Geek and a Nerd are both likely to debate some extremely trivial point that the rest of the population wouldn't. In a sense, this isn't what separates geeks from nerds, but what separates geeks and nerds from regular folk. The difference between geeks and nerds, I'd say, is that a geek might only get self-righteous when discussing points of fact (and even then, they might not), while a nerd will get self-righteous even in matters of opinion.

      So far, nobody here is insulting anyone else's opinions. People are treating them like opinions, not divine fact. Everybody seems mellow, and there isn't a feeling of competition as much as discussion. That's pretty geeky to me.

      In a sense, nerds are like unconscious trolls: they provoke fights through their assumption that people who disagree are idiots, and the accompanying harsh invective. The difference is that trolls do it on purpose, while nerds do it because their people skills are just that fucked up.

      Of course, you may disagree with me, but as long as you're polite, I won't peg you as a nerd.

    31. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by bugbread · · Score: 1

      "I thought it was because they don't use soap?

      No, that would be Hippies..."


      I thought that was goa trancers.

    32. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by WindBourne · · Score: 1
      MP3 downloads magically become a culture movement against the RIAA,

      I will never understand why everybody associates stealing musics with geeks. Every single hacker that I know does not download. While I know a number of ppl who do, not a one is a hacker. They are just normal everyday ppl. In fact, look at the pepsi commercial from the superbowl. They were just standard kids. The only common denominator that I have seen is they all run Windows, but that is probably more due to program availability.

      ...Total wackiness


      6)...going into an IRC channel to ask about it will get you "RTFA" and "haha n00bs."

      Odd, that Linux is voted as having the best online and overall support of all major software products for several years running and yet you say these things

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      I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
    33. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Lord+of+the+Wazz · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you must be a nerd then, since you seem desperate to win this trivial argument...

    34. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fascinating. All of that seems to describe your post perfectly. Particularly #7. (but, I'm hoping that was thrown in as a joke. if not, you're a sadder git than I thought. ;) )

      I post as "Anonymous Coward" simply because I've tried to register with /. at least three times, and all three times, I never got any sort of confirmation e-mail and, consequently, could never log in.

      And why is it that people seem to believe that "getting laid" is the be-all and end-all of existence? As if that one facet of life is, in and of itself, the single, most important measure of living? It isn't. Deal with it. Anyone who believes "getting laid" is the center-most point of "being normal" needs some serious therapy, at the very least.

      "They're selfish. This means that whatever benefits them, they want. And they will justify it to no end. Example--MP3 downloads magically become a culture movement against the RIAA, not a direct ripping-off of real humans who rented a studio and recorded the music to make a living."

      Those same "real humans" already got paid. If they didn't get paid enough, they can blame it on their record labels and other industry folks who take "healthy" percentages of the total sales from those "real humans who rented a studio and recorded the music to make a living". No matter how much the -industry- claims that file-sharing is the culprit in their "rampant decline in sales" recently, it will still be primarily the fault of the -industry-, who insists on giving us cookie-cutter "stars" and bland, repetitive music rather than people with actual -talent- and -musical ability-.

      I am a geek. That does -not- necessarily mean I simultaneously bash Microsoft while supporting Linux and denouncing attacks on companies like SCO out both sides of my mouth. Contrary to what you imply above, most everything Microsoft does -is- "evil and self-serving". Likewise, what SCO is currently doing is the same. That does not mean I believe their servers should be DDoS'd, any more than I believe Microsoft's should be.

      As for the geeks/nerds you claim are self-centered jerks, those are not true geeks. Those are elitist dorks who truly believe their knowledge and expertise with computers and tech make them important. They're no better than the "normal" folks who believe that "normality" and "getting laid alot" make them better than those they look down on for lack of same.

      And now, just so you don't whine about me being an "Anonymous Coward"..

      Adam Thompson

    35. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by bonch · · Score: 1

      Did you not see the last numbered point of my post? Whoosh--right over your head.

    36. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by bonch · · Score: 1

      Did you not see the last numbered point of my post? Right over your head.

    37. Re:The reasons geeks don't get laid by straybullets · · Score: 1

      I'm a nerd, not a geek

      yep, "having a social a social life" is for lamers anyway. I'm a nerd.

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  89. Re: SpyBot and additonal help.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You might want to add this to your arsenal as a quick and easy way to see what can be run on startup.

    Autoruns from Sysinternals (freeware)

  90. A VERY interesting idea actually... by zapp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While what you said was a joke, it made me think of something that might be a good idea.

    How about we (geeks, slashdotters, etc) start pattenting all the evil ideas we can come up with? Think if we had the pattents to algorithms used in worms and viruses, or in spyware, etc. Of course, I don't mean we build anything with these evil ideas, but then we could sue the pants off anyone who did.

    I know a guy at Microsoft who says they have people to develop worm/virus algorithms just so if someone ever uses it, they can take them down atleast financially, if not legally.

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    1. Re:A VERY interesting idea actually... by nocomment · · Score: 1

      I know a guy at Microsoft who says they have people to develop worm/virus algorithms just so if someone ever uses it, they can take them down atleast financially, if not legally.

      Sorry for the troll, but I know about that department, it's called "Windows Research and Development".

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  91. HijackThis by Tuxedo+Jack · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you go to SpywareInfo's forums, you can get HijackThis, which lists pretty much everything that ever loads on your system, and the experts there can clean it.

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  92. You're not thinking like a scumbag by moodboom · · Score: 1

    I know you're not condoning this crap as useful, but just in case you accidentally confuse someone... :P

    You're not "thinking like the enemy". It would be actual WORK to remove spyware - not necessarily easy work, either, requiring constant maintenance. I wouldn't trust the software to do ANYTHING but add to your troubles.

  93. Carefull using both Adaware & Spybot S&D by SenseiLeNoir · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Although both packages ARE clean (I use both) there is a potential problem using both at the same time.

    Adaware by default "quarantines" any dodgy stuff it finds, rather than immeadiately deleting them. These are stored away so that they dont cause harm. you can delete the quarantined items, or restore them. This just gives a usefull way to undo changes, incase something stops working.

    Spybot S&D may find these quarantined objects and flag them as spybots, when in fact they are safely "immobilised" by Adaware.

    SO make it a point of deleting the quarantined objects.

    Otherwise both programmes are very good.. and i woudl consider donating to the Maker of SpybotS&D, or purchasing the pro version of adaware, just to support them.
    Unlike creating normal software, the authors ARE playing a race with the creaters of spyware, and the cash would do a lot of good.

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  94. I just want to scream by cypherwise · · Score: 1
    There is not a day that goes by where I do not have to clean up spyware on some computer at work. I try to recommend people to use Mozilla and they just say "No, I need to use Internet Explorer." AHHHH. My boss literally ordered a new computer because "it was running slow" due to an extreme amount of shitware on the computer. Does anyone have any failsafe arguments in getting the boss to switch over?

    These spyware companies need to be stopped....I heard they are harboring terrorists and PROBABLY have some WMD...[any moment now 1000 pound bombs will be hitting Claria HQ]

  95. Mods on crack by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

    7.) They actually use numbered-lists, complete with entire paragraphs, to outlay their points. This is an assurance they will never get laid!

    C'mon mods, it's a joke, mod it funny... Nice joke/troll btw. Good way of playing on stereotypes. Most of what you say rings slightly true in one way or another... Just enough to get people riled up until they read the last line. *clap*clap*

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    1. Re:Mods on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Just enough to get people riled up until they read the last line

      Right on the money!

  96. Omniweb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or with Omniweb 5. The Beta's cookie management has a little button on the status bar that you can click to manage cookies on a per-site basis, on the fly, without having to dig around in preferences. In my case, I have it default to only accept cookies from the site I'm on. I could specialize filtering, though.

  97. I'll say it.. by TheHawke · · Score: 2, Informative

    and i'll say it agian..

    Two spy/mal/adware cleaners: Ad-Aware, Spybot S&D,

    And a Good hosts file that will deal with any future incursions: Http://www.2fords.net/rchapin/hosts.zip

    Download the zipped file, then do a search for your old hosts file, backup, and replace it.

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  98. EASY!!! by Orion442 · · Score: 0

    Tamales

  99. Why no Legislation to make Spyware illegal?? by Kong99 · · Score: 1
    All the talk about making Spam illegal but imo Spyware or any software installed without the user's express consent is much more of a problem than Spam!!

    Talk about invasion of privacy. To me this just like a cable guy coming into your house to install cable tv/broadband and just happens to drop a couple of hidden cameras in your house as well.

    Yes I agree users should be more careful what they install, I ran Spybot on my system just to see, it found a few cookies that was it, but I am very careful of what I install on my system.

    Nonetheless it should still be illegal for any software to be installed without the users express consent. And this should be specific, not some read the license agreement loophole. When installing software the installer should plainly and clearly explain what is being installed. Anything installed in addition or code that is beyond the scope of what the software is suppose to do should be illegal.

    1. Re:Why no Legislation to make Spyware illegal?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why not...worked for spam.

  100. I trust free software. by jbn-o · · Score: 1

    How are you arriving at the conclusion that the non-free software you're endorsing is much more trustworthy than the non-free software the article mentions?

  101. spyware solution: one email per popup by Heisenbug · · Score: 1

    Suppose software has been installed without my consent on my computer, and made itself hard to remove. I could go through the trouble of finding a program to root it out and get rid of it. What if, instead, I installed a program that sent an email at every popup - no, two. It follows the link in the ad, and also sends an email to [normal admin stuff]@advertiser.com. The email says, yo, you just displayed a popup on my computer, you better stop. It employs the latest filter-busters and random stuff so they can't block them, and asks in a nice way that no more popups are displayed on my computer. Five minutes later, it does it again ... and again ... and again ...

    The result is, spammers are DOSed in a completely polite and legal way, as are their advertisers. At the same time, the advertisers who pay by click get raped with thousands of computer-generated clicks.

    I'm sure there's problems with this -- the biggest one being working out the right email addresses -- but it's an amusing thought.

  102. Obvious? by bobcat7677 · · Score: 1

    Wish it was possible to mod a parent article Obvious...
    I would be all over this one.

    "...Well if we built a large wooden badger..."

  103. I have a friend who worked on this software by dorlthed · · Score: 2, Informative

    He told me about it a while ago, and swore me to secrecy about what they were doing. He hated working for the company, but he was going through a tough time and he needed the job. He eventually found a better programming job elsewhere and moved on.

    I think the first question people ask is, "how could someone do something like this?" Well, the short answer is that the people running the company just flat-out didn't care. They wanted to make money and they found the most insiduous way to do it, with no weight on their consciouses. Personally, I think it's pretty sick.

  104. Norton Anti-Virus more annoying than most virii by Kurt+Gray · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At this office we have several machines with Norton AV pre-installed, what a pain in the ass! I wonder if just letting virii run amock through the office would be less annoying than dealing with Norton's constant nagging for attention. Every-frickin-day at least several times a day a Norton dialog pops up out of nowhere on your screen while you are trying work, simply to remind you of the number of days left in your Norton subscription and do you want to renew now? ... and of course the only two buttons you can click to make the dialog go away are a classic Hobson's choice: "yes, I have my credit ready so please take take more money from me now" or "remind me later, like say in an hour or two when I get even busier" ... then later an complete full-cavity virus scan starts up unannounced no matter how busy your machine is ... and of course the constant demand for you to ineract with Norton while virus updates are being downloaded and then after updates are downloaded it of course will say "click OK now to reboot" not even giving you the option to reboot later.

    Now of course if I'd bother to RTFM and spend my time reconfiguring Norton I suppose I could figure out how to make it less annoying, and then take up more of my time doing the same to every machine in the office... but I was just wondering if the people working for Norton might consider making their products less godamn annoying then the virii they aspire to prevent.

  105. Morbidly obese? by blorg · · Score: 2, Funny
    "I had someone just the other day accuse me of being a 30 year old morbidly obese mail"

    I'm sure you're not morbidly obese. You'd never get through the letterbox.

  106. That list seems to be incomplete by marsu_k · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't there be "PROFIT!!!" somewhere?

  107. How about a patent on "Lying out your ass" by Moryath · · Score: 1

    Saw the google cache - if you actually read their stuff (hint: capitalized "FREE FREE FREE" is usually an indication something's not on the level) it's obvious this was not a great piece of software.

    Then again, spyware isn't going to go away just by getting people to stop using it -- it's going to go away when we make it unprofitable by getting laws passed to sue the people buying their advertising.

  108. Yes... by Newer+Guy · · Score: 1

    Thanks for clarifying that...I should have put commercial in there.

  109. Scumbags... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    And that's not all. Do a 'Google' and look for 'adaware' or 'spybot' and you'll get more than you bargained for. A lot of these cretins are using the same names to link for their spyware.

    What about these...

    www.ada-ware.com
    www.stopzilla.com
    www.spykill er.com
    www.spybot-software.com

    Etc...

    Who knows which are legit, and which are scams? I'll tell you this though. Those Stop-Sign scumbags should be drawn and quartered. Not only does it introduce new spyware to a user's machine, but until you register it, all it does is FIND the spyware and tell you about it.

    Most users think this crapware actually does something in its shareware form because of the sneaky way it's advertised.

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  110. $30-$50 per home computer by archaicTG · · Score: 1

    I'm serious here...

    A few months ago I worked for a local computer store doing builds and general repairs. 4 out of 5 systems that came through the door had enough spyware to justify my spending time fixing it. Between filling out paperwork, setting up systems on the bench, etc. We're talking a *minimum* of 1/2 hour for the following process:

    -Boot. Wait up to 5 minutes for spyware to load.
    -Uninstall the obvious spyware, take mental note of the rest
    -Reboot to safe mode.
    -Install Spybot + updates from cd
    -Spybot scan + remove
    -Run HijackThis and look through registry keys for IE hijacks spybot didn't catch (becoming more common)
    -Reboot and verify system is now running 200% faster with no popups.
    -Reset IE security settings
    -Install latest Windows updates

    Even systems that came in with hardware failures needed spyware cleaning once the parts were replaced.

    It's an epidemic and unfortunately I don't see an end. Unlike viruses, there is financial incentive to develop spyware and nobody is being prosecuted for it.

  111. this doesnt surprise me one bit by crumshot · · Score: 1
    that hot 21/f/bi chick i was talking to last night actually turned out to be a 45 year old fat man with a hairy back. who would have thunk it?

    just goes to show that you cant always trust what you read, even if you should be able to. whats next, slashdot is actually running windows 3.1 webservers?

  112. Defective Product doing Damage? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    The question isn't an ethical "how low can they go?"

    The question is, have they crossed the line into the legal territory where they have manufactured and distributed a defective product, which has done demonstrable and measurable damage? Let there be civil and criminal penalties!

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  113. firewall, dansguardian and squidguard by axxackall · · Score: 1
    I'm using Iternet very carefully and never catch any viruses, neither through email or web. I do lots of web-administration and web-development, I guess that explains it. But recently my family gets more and more to use Internet and I've started bringning some immunization software into my house. Of course, having several computers forced me to choose something that I would install once instead of several times.

    After getting our email protected with Postfix+Amavisd-new+Clamav+SpamAssassin+F-prot I asked myself: is it possible to get same quality protection for the web-surfing?

    And the answer is Yes! It is possible. Now I am using Squid along with Dansguardian and Squidguard. Working together they are catching 99% of all adware/spyware malicious scriptlets. Also they remove annoying banners and give us the required level of the parent control.

    Dansguardian integrates with PICS, Platform for Internet Content Selection, which was originally designed to help parents and teachers control what children access on the Internet, but it also facilitates other uses for labels, including code signing and privacy. The PICS platform is one on which other rating services and filtering software have been built.

    Unfortunately Squidguard is getting out of its suppot by its original developers. It's getting more and more false-negatives (up-to 30% was complained on getntoo forums), but it's still better to have it.

    Now I am bringing same protection to the company network at work and they are happy of that.

    My point is to protect your network rather than individual computers. Windows based PC are unsecure per se. Besides it is a hassle to go to each PC and install different types of filtering software (especially when you have to support 3 or more different client OSes, like win98, win2k and MacOS).

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  114. See #3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe your post falls under #3.

  115. Virus, not spyware by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    IMHO there is no such thing as spyware. Anything that does something it doesnt tell you about and needs another program to remove it is a trojan horse. (also, anything thats used to hide various drugs in various sun-not-shining places is a trojan condom.

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  116. Already been patented by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1

    Looks like Microsoft beat you to it.

  117. I've been warning my customers by alumshubby · · Score: 1

    ...most of whom are totally oblivious to spyware until I begin my spiel. I support DSL customers for an ISP who shall remain nameless. One of the biggest issues we struggle with on our calls is performance issues when surfing. (Or, in extreme cases, not.)

    Customers call up irate because their browsers seem to be slow or they can't pull Web pages at all, and they want to know if the network is having problems. After the obligatory trip to the speed-check site to prove that their DSL connection is running at normal speed, it's time to explain what's going on inside their computers.

    I usually prescribe Ad-Aware to my customers, but too many times, they'll mention they're already using something that popped up in an advertisement while they were surfing. It's all I can do to keep from saying, "Think, man, think! Didn't you get the least bit suspicious that someone offered this 'help' to you from out of the blue?"

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  118. What we need is an OS where it requires... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
    some deliberate effort to install software.

    You know, something like:

    Go to a website where the source code is kept.

    Note that the source code has been up for a while and there are message boards for the users to post comments. Or maybe mailing lists.

    Talk to some of the more experienced users and see if they have had a look at the code. Or maybe just used it for a while and have an opinion on it.

    Decide which of those users to trust.

    Download the source code.

    Build the executable.

    Log in as a specially priveledged user

    Start up a tracking program that watches everything that's being installed.

    Install the software.

    If it doesn't do what you want--or if it do what you doesn't want ;) use the same tracking program to remove exactly what you just installed.

    Hmmm...If only there were such an OS.

    I bet people that used it wouldn't have any spyware.

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  119. Why doesn't Norton pick up on this? by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

    Seriously, with the reputation that the AV companies have for removing viruses and worms from computers, it sounds like detection and removal of spyware should be right up their alley!

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  120. LoTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is anyone thinking this is a nice LOTR lead-in? Everyone trying to take it's rightful place as the ONE SpyWare.

    One SpyWare to Rule them All!

  121. +5 Insightful by bonch · · Score: 1

    This is hilarious.

    My post is being modded as Off-topic, but this one is +5 Insightful.

    Never mind that it all just illustrates my third point...relax, guys. My post was obviously tongue-in-cheek.

    No, I don't see a difference between the words "geek" and "nerd." To arbritrarily decide there is a difference seems way too anal retentive to me. But that's just me! Sheesh.

  122. Re: SpyBot and additonal help.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want 'Autoruns', available from the nice folks at Sysinternals. Google on 'Autoruns' takes you to the right place.

    Tells you all (non-services) that start up 'automatically'.

  123. Re: SpyBot and additonal help.... by grondu · · Score: 1

    Also good are Mike Lin's Startup Control Panel and StartupMonitor,

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  124. If I sell you a bomb as a door stop I am stuffed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the same but the house will be left standing. Basicly why are they not in jail it is fraud I can get jailed for makeing a fake bomb because it looks like a bomb. This does not really make any difference this was a con job they were making money by fraud so they should be in jail

  125. Re: SpyBot and additonal help.... by Bob+C.+Cock · · Score: 1

    Spybot truely is a godsend. I just spent about an hour cleaning up a user's laptop. He was complaining about pop-ups that were constantly appearing. I installed Spybot and ran a scan, it found 197 bots. Everything from porn to student loans. If anyone out there uses a Windows box, I highly recommend installing Spybot S&D.

  126. It's NOT all Ashcroft's fault! by StandardCell · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ashcroft has this, Ashcroft has that...it took congress and various state governments to bring much of what you claim to fruition. Don't focus on Ashcroft. If you hate him, hate him only for what he's done. There are more individuals involved in what you claim than you would have us believe, and those include your elected officials. Don't like 'em? Vote 'em out next time.

    Also, according to the 60 Minutes II report, Canadian intelligence officials knew and approved of Arar's deportation to Syria. So, all they had was a foreign national that they didn't want, BUT when they asked Canadian officials if they wanted him back the Canadian officials said "naaah, send him back to Syria, we don't want him." Now who's at fault in this case? The worst part is that Arar's American lawyers are using him as a puppet in a case he has no chance to win in order to propagate their political cause when in reality Arar should be suing the Canadian government.

    At least your reporters don't get their homes raided for reporting the news. I don't know of a single case where a US reporter has had their source of information seized by the police and potentially face criminal charges for what they said.

  127. Re: SpyBot and additonal help.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    funny thing is spybot had the same type of thing in advanced mode.. under tools -> startup

  128. end user fear = $ by livhan28 · · Score: 1

    im looking at starting a little operation this summer of removing spyware from peoples winblows comps. looking to charge around 50-60 per machine depending on the infection level. but i think theres enough potential here to scare normal people up enough to shelling out money, just as everyone did a few years ago when viruses were the big scare and they all went out and bought nortan. personally i think enough fear could be drummed up about spyware pretty fast via a few 30 second commercials on local tv, to generate a nice chunk of change.

  129. Virus writers now have a monetary incentive by nurbman · · Score: 1
    The most disturbing thing about the latest spyware is that it seems they are hiring virus writers to enhance the unwanted installation of their software.

    Before this most virus writers wrote viruses just for kicks. Now there's a financial incentive to do their thing.

    Here's a great link link to illustate how bad it's gotten and one person's fight against it. Hats off to merijn for writing cwshredder.

  130. Nope, OSS isn't the answer by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    OSS has many fine points, no doubt, but making the user automatically clued is not one of them.

    Try to remember what spyware does. It does _not_ come via a buffer overflow export, but by social engineering. It is installed by the user. It does that by pretending to be something else. (E.g., see the thread we're in.)

    Let's use the Clueless family as a hypothetical example. They're the average family, with a home in the suburbs, 2.2 children and _zero_ clue about computers. They're not going to look into the source code, nor compile anything themselves. They wouldn't even know where to start. Anything that does end up installed on their computer, had a nice installer.

    Basically: the average kind of people who end up with 10 pieces of spyware and 3 dialers.

    The same Joe Clueless who now installs some dialer plugin (because some porn site told him that he needs it to access the site), will just as cheerfully install a new "plugin" or driver in Linux.

    Even if someone clued him not to run as root for web browsing, he _will_ su as root if needed to install that great plugin.

    The same Jane Clueless who now installs some stupid password reminder (with key logger and backdoor port and all, presumably to make sure someone else remembers your passwords too;) in Windows, will just as cheerfully install the Linux version of it. Going root and even replacing system libraries if needed.

    And little Jim Clueless, the lamer kiddie who installs spyware and trojans disguised as Counter-Strike cheats and aimbots... well, will just as cheerfully install them in Linux. Heck, he'll even replace the kernel if those nice l33t h4x0rz on the warez site tell him "we needed to change the kernel itself to keep the game from detecting the cheat. Now when the game asks for that file, we intercept the call and say it doesn't exist."

    For _you_, ok, that would probably raise a few questions. The kernel is a very critical program, and _you_ know that very well. But little Jimmy doesn't. The only thing that will go through his cheating retard brain is "kewl!!! now I can get a bigger score and not get caught!!!"

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  131. Are you smoking weed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your comments are obvious exagerrations....
    600 years of jurisprudence??? You might want to recheck your American history.
    Furthermore, I lived in California when CA defied federal law and approved marijuana for medical treatment (not just for the terminally ill, dufus!)
    Did you forget that federal law preceded and superceded this state law?
    Check your facts before you post such politically motivated and ignorant drivel.
    As an aside (and IMHO and the opinion of mental health experts)...suicide is a mental illness necessitating mental health treatment, not death.

  132. Re: SpyBot and additonal help.... by Chacham · · Score: 1

    The other way popups continue is by replacing part of Winsock. A winsock fixer will clean it.

  133. Easy by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

    Take them to court over misrepresentation of their product... Misleading advertising.. There is alot of ground work laid out allready To prevent this type of "Marketing".. I highly doubt any phrase in the EULA will hold water better than a piece of tissue paper. Its still a form of advertising when you call something Spyware removal and it is actually spyware.

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  134. Re: SpyBot and additonal help.... by jafuser · · Score: 1

    These are excellent programs; I was just about to recommend them myself before seeing your response =D

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  135. Re: SpyBot and additonal help.... by BillX · · Score: 1

    they've got to be doing it in one of these "run" keys

    Alas, at one time this was true. Even that became passe for malware makers, so they've been stuffing them pretty much anywhere an executable can be executed from, even semi-undocumented ones. These days you can also expect them in your win.ini/system.ini (load= or run= lines), taking over filename extensions (e.g. clicking on a text file loads the spyware, which then loads notepad.exe), replacing your shell= lines (e.g. shell=spyware.exe /run explorer.exe), less well-documented Registry keys such as "ShellServiceObjectDelayLoad" (try typing that 3 times really fast!), etc.

    The equally-crafty non-EXE pests might also show up in IE's Browser Helper Object list, or insert themselves into your Winsock stack as Layered Service Providers. (These generate some, er, "fun" when you go to remove them.)

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  136. Re: Winsock fixers by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Actually, doesn't SpyBot already do this (assuming you have the latest updates applied to it)? I know I've noticed when I've run it lately and it starts fixing problems, it says something on the screen for a second about updating networking components.