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  1. Re:They did the math? on RIAA Seeks Estimated $97.8 Billion From MTU Student · · Score: 1

    No kidding Silvaran...some crappy math going on here. It's funny that no one else noticed it. Of course, 97.8 billion is MUCH more reasonable for a single person to pay!

  2. Honestly... on Office Depot: Windows XP Apps Must Be Microsoft-Approved · · Score: 4, Funny

    How many people here can say they do their software shopping at Office Depot? Anyone? Bueler?

  3. So... on Fuel Cells Promised For Next Year · · Score: 4, Funny

    When does Zippo release their laptop?

  4. A Breakthrough... on Resolving Beachballs in the Crab Nebula · · Score: -1, Troll

    These objects are the densest oscillating bodies on record, just barely surpassing Iraq protestors who twirled around for peace.

  5. Wait wait wait... on Clear Case Roundup · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    There are TRANSPARENT materials? And all this time I've been installing windows made out of cardboard.

  6. Did Anyone Else... on Slashback: Centrinissimo, Damages, Software · · Score: 1

    ...Read the title as "Centrinissimo Damages Software"?

  7. Uh, riiiight. on Swapping Clock Cycles for Free Music? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As if research institutions have the money to pay people for all those clock cycles. Hell, people do it for SETI for free and SETI *still* has money problems.

  8. It's too bad... on Serial SCSI Standard Coming Soon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...that the speed limitation on data access is mostly the fault of the DRIVE, not the interface. Show me a drive that can achieve 3 gigabytes/sec and I'll be impressed.

  9. But can it... on Review of Nokia 7250 - Triband GSM w/camera · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...be set to stun mode?

  10. This is an outrage! on Intuit Sued Over Product Activation · · Score: 5, Funny

    In protest, I will evade my taxes this year.

  11. We'll see who's laughing... on Cell Phones Changing Social Group Communication · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...when everyone in Japan ends up with a mysterious head cancer.

  12. It'll Never Pan Out... on Interplanetary Superhighway · · Score: 4, Funny

    The project is a failture from the start...what good is it when this "highway" doesn't deliver porn?

  13. Re:Excellent. on Dismal Failure of Internet Filters In Australia · · Score: 2, Funny

    Please, you must understand that I say "unwashed kangaroo-riding yokels" with the utmost respect. You should hear what I have to say about the French!

  14. Excellent. on Dismal Failure of Internet Filters In Australia · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Now those unwashed kangaroo-riding yokels will be able to see the precise vulgarities I use to defame them. Viva nationalism!

  15. Does this mean... on Build Your Own Snow Gun · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that all those cocaine dealers in South Central are going to go out of business?

  16. How the program works... on New Computer Program Determines "Hitability" · · Score: 2, Funny

    It listens to female pop singers and prints out "I'd hit it" if it thinks the woman is hot...

  17. Slow News Day? on Blizzard Births BBS · · Score: 4, Funny

    Two stories from three decades ago...I guess Linux can only have so many kernel updates to report about...

  18. Play By Phone? on A 1974 Review of D&D · · Score: 5, Funny

    How the hell is the DM supposed to physically abuse the players if we did that?!

  19. How about Bart? on Power Laws, Weblogs, and Your Given Name · · Score: 1

    Nothing rhymes with Bart...

  20. Don't Do It Guys! on NES PC · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you mod your Nintendo, you won't be able to log into NES Live!

  21. Did George Washington and Benjamin Franklin... on The Future of Money · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...walk around saying, "Dude, I am so money"?

  22. In Business News Today... on Rumors of a GeForceFX 5800 Ultra Cancelation? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Video card giant nVidia officially changed it's name today to 3dfx. Five minutes later the company declared bankruptcy.

  23. Notice... on Simpson's Cast On Bravo This Sunday · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...that they don't have the current writers for the show on his program. That would turn into a lynching.

  24. Disclaimer: on Pyromaniac Cosplay · · Score: 4, Funny

    Please, for the love of god, no one try to be Blanka.

  25. Re:The Only Eye-Pleasing Computer Art... on Hardware and Software Art · · Score: 1

    Whoops. I knew that too. Oh well. Damn lack of post-editing! Now I'll look like an idiot for the ages...