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Simpson's Cast On Bravo This Sunday
droopus writes "So, what does Dan Castelleneta look like? (He's a kinda weasly looking bald guy.) See Dan, Hank, Harry, Yeardley, Julie, Nancy and the rest of the Simpsons cast this Sunday at 8PM (EST) on Inside the Actors Studio on Bravo.
According to the website:
"In anticipation of the landmark 300th episode of The Simpsons, James Lipton sat down with the series' accomplished ensemble to meet the actors behind the voices in order to discover how they have managed to create such a wealth of believable and beloved characters."
I saw a quick preview, and seeing that thin, weasly bald guy go "Aggggggh, donut" was alsolutely hilarious. Watching Nancy Cartwright morph effortlessly from Bart, to Nelson, to Ralph is waaaaay cool. My TiVo is set for this one.
One hitch: it's on at the same time as the usual new Sunday Simpsons episode, so Bravo has thoughtfully repeated the show at midnight so fans can record both."
Wow, another post on basic netiquette. Would you like a cookie?
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I wonder if any of the writers will be on the show too. Most of the success has relied on excelelent writing. I think this is the first time ever the voice actors have been allowed to do their characters on a television show other than the cartoon itself. James Lipton sure knows how to negotiate for his guests!
Thats right... put a show about the Simpsons on at the same time FOX is showing the real thing...
Or some of them anyway, since many appeared on the original home of the Simpsons, the Tracey Ullman Show.
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I'm afraid that that would be a shit-load of bandwidth.
It takes long enough for my TV to render one channel, much less try to grab all 75+ at once.
Ok, before I get flamed, someone posted at the same time as me:
Bravo has thoughtfully repeated the show at midnight so fans can record both.
My gripe has been answered, please ignore my idiocy.
There is no reasonable defense against an idiot with an agenda
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Man, I'm bored.
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I quote:
Hey, I remember some Ask Slashdot or something about having a Tivo like system based on Linux for recording either 4+ or 16+ streams. I guess this gives a little validity to wanting to record at least two streams anyway. And hell you might even like something asides from just the Simpsons, and want to record three things at once. :)
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Ha ha ha! Well played! Maybe someday they'll have "Inside the Writers' Studio". Until then, the voice talent is who belongs on this show. I'm taping it. In Betamax. By the by, a "Writers' Studio" show would be fascinating.
Man, you guys are getting good!
I seeing hate that thing
Oh, that's exactly why I enjoy watching him...I find it hilarious to see Lipton saying things like "your performance in That Famous Movie was absolutely awe-inspiring" while ignoring true interviewing opportunities, such as when Jack Lemmon admitted to having been an alcoholic at the same time he portrayed one. Lipton just stared blankly at him, and changed the subject after the ackward silence.
Could be worse...he could have made the whole interview about that, and then advertise it as "Jack Lemmon tells his deep, darkest secrets"
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who watches the simpsons anymore?
And how is this anything but an outright ad?
I think his impersonation of James Lipton is much more entertaining than Lipton himself.
Mate, I'm going to refuse to watch Tony Blair's impersonation of a poodle in the forthcoming episode, I mean that shits already been done in George Micheal's video.
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I weigh 150, how about you endomorph?
That is what TV Tuners are for. You could get an extra tuner and hook it up. You could buy a few tuner cards for a computer and record them all at once.
Homer: ...but we're gonna miss Inside the Actors Studio. F. Murray Abraham's on, Marge. F. Murray Abraham!
Shame on Google.
What I dont understand is ALL frequencies are running through that wire going in to the TiVo. Why cant you just do a stream record of the WHOLE analog signal (ad converter) and then re-play all channels when you want to?
Because the required bandwidth would be obscene. That, and I don't believe we even have any existing technology to simply capture a collection of mixed radio signals and somehow (digitally or analog) store them...
But think of the amount of information contained in each signal. Even if you ignore everything but the video, how do you store all of the detail for 100+ channels (or even just a few)?
Those are only a couple of problems with the theory... I'm sure there are many more, but that's the obvious reason.
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Is she the one who's a member of a criminal nut cult?
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"One hitch: it's on at the same time as the usual new Sunday Simpsons episode,"
I think "Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? (Grins idiotically)" is a bit more funny.
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My TiVo already knew it repeats......Ha-Ha
...that they don't have the current writers for the show on his program. That would turn into a lynching.
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People who weren't watching the Tracey Ullman show.
That's who.
Send a digital cable signal straight into your computer and dump the raw data on your hard disk, then play it back through a tv tuner. You can play it back as many times as you want to grab whatever channel(s) you want.
"Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
Like the comic book guy, get it?
Ha!
"Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
Suck James Lipton's ass, too.
I saw this article a few days ago and thought it would be perfect for /. story.
... As the landmark series' 300th show approaches, we look back at Homer and Co.'s most hilarious, inspired moments (Television, 1/31/2003)."
Link: The Family Dynamic -- "We pick the 25 best (and 1 worst) ''Simpsons'' episodes
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Yeardley Smith (the voice of Lisa) is kinda cute in a geeky foreign way... I saw an interview of her a few years ago. Apparently more than a few guys have told her that it's their fantasy to make love to her while she screams the famous "More More More!" Lisa Simpson line.
---That is what TV Tuners are for. You could get an extra tuner and hook it up. You could buy a few tuner cards for a computer and record them all at once.
Dont you see getting 2 of the same unit somewhat redundant, when 1 can read the signal? WHat I'm suggesting is a 'smart tuner' that could read multiple channels and possibly record many of them at once. After all, every channel is going down that nice coax from your antaenna.
Oh well. Food for thought, stuff that might matter.
There is no 'n' in fat losers geeze learn to spell...
There are some sick freaks out there. I don't want to know what Nancy Cartwright gets asked to do.
Very interesting thought. I'd really like to know this too!
Married With Children fans will remember him from the "Dance Show" episode, where Peg went dancing with Marcy and had a flirtation with a gay guy, whose husband (Castellaneta) went complaining to Al.
Incidentally, how stupid does Bravo have to be to put this on in that slot? Why not Sunday at 10 pm?
What I'm listening to now on Pandora...
One halloween, a friend of mine got up green tube dress, white choker pearls and did her hair up like Marge. We went to a halloween party, and seriously I've never seen one girl get hit on so many times at a party. Nor have I heard so many attempted Homer-isms as pick up lines.
Thoughtfully? Bravo like all cable shows runs the same 4 hour block over and over. It'll be rerun ad-nauseum like every other cable show with 6 episodes.
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Why do they keep adding cable channels and trying to force me to pay for them, when they dont even bother with enough original content for the ones they have? Eg; I've seen the same stupid hitler documentaries a bazillion times. Do they really need "History International"?
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Of course Nancy Cartwright has no trouble shifting between different characters. According to her religion^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hcult, she's infested with the souls of dead people & aliens, many of whom were blown up 75 billion years ago by the Galactic Overlord Xenu in volcanoes by H-bombs.
Because of this, and other dirty deeds done by the cult of $cientology, I personally boycott The Simpsons, JAG, Dharma & Greg, South Park, and other TV shows and movies that employ $cientologists. (And yes, my local affiliates and the networks know why I don't watch their shows!)
Hello? Haven't any of you people seen the Tracey Ullman show? Nobody remembers Herman's Head?
Excuse me, I'm just going to sit here and yell at the kids to get off my lawn now.
This is why the only "celebrity" interviewer worth watching is Glick.
You can't tune into two radio stations at the same time. For the same reasion, a TV tuner chip can't tune into two TV channels at the same time. You know, circuits and all.
Ah, I missed this one! Thanks. :)
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Well, it would take proportionately more bandwidth than a single channel. Each channel runs at 6mhz, and the total cable can carry 330, 450, or up to 750 MHZ total.
So even if those were just 1's and 0's coming at 750 MHZ, you simply can't write that fast to your hard drive.
But it's actually some analog stream that you'd have to convert to digital form, and I don't know what type of overhead that involves.
yeah.. sure you did.
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That, and I don't believe we even have any existing technology to simply capture a collection of mixed radio signals and somehow (digitally or analog) store them...
;-) ) Real drives are of course smaller and many people have more then 70 channels.
Sounds like what radio telescopes do, and what SETI@Home analyses.
That said, the bandwidth is obscene (as you mentioned), the TiVo hasn't got the processor power to handle that much data (even the lowest scale cable subscription). I didn't do the calculations but I'm pretty confident that even if the TiVo did have the processor power, the hard drive would not be able to write more then five or ten channel's data at a time. And even if it could, the amount of data would overwhelm even a hacked TiVo with a hypothetical terabyte of hard drive space. (I don't think they've been hacked that high but I could be wrong.)
Guestimate such a drive at a thousand hours (1 Hr. = 1GB or so; it's not perfect but who cares?) and call the cable subscription about 70 channels at the least (that's what I get here w/ Basic Only), and you're looking at a whole 14 hours of storage. (Coincidentally that's how much my 1st-gen TiVo stores of just one channel...
You could certainly build a machine capable of doing this but I'm guestimating you're getting into the tens of thousands of dollars to aquire the processor power and the massive RAID-like array needed to compress the stream to a decent size, not to mention the price of the memory bus that can move that much data around. Again, radio telescopes do this stuff so I know it must exist somewhere... but if it's rare enough, the fees associated with the fact that it's a custom solution every time could start pushing you into the hundreds of thousands or millions+ to build a box that just eats the cable signals and stores some decent amount.
(You can shuffle some of the cost by changing the specs of the system, such as needing less processor power if you don't compress, but then you need to spend more on the drive array to up the throughput. If you're on a DirecTV service, all the data is already compressed but you're still going to spend a lot of money on that drive array.)
In conclusion, do not hold your breath expecting to see this in consumer electronics anytime soon.
(most?) TV tuners can't, right, but there would ideally be a way to get the entire signal before the tuner skims off an individual channel. But a 750 megahertz analog signal would still be bandwidth prohibitive in a modern day computer.
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I remember reading somewhere a few years ago that in their contracts, it restricts them from doing the character voices in public or on something televised. There was an episdoe of LA Law where Dan Castelleneta plays a character who works at an amusement park as Homer Simpson. Throughout the show you hear the Homer voice but only when he's in the costume. I thought that was a way of getting around their restriction in their contracts.
Anyone know if they actually had to get permission to do the voices for this ep of actors studio?
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If you're a girl, that's just about right for me. If you're a guy, I laugh at you! Come on! BRING IT ON!!! :) Hey, unless that's KILOS? Woops...
I forgot Sofia Milos from the Sopranos.
Citizen Commisson Human Rights.
Steve Berra.
Kelly Preston.
Mimi Rogers.
Martin van Haselberg ( bette midlers husband )
Giovanni and Marissa Ribisi
Many new people in the cult do NOT understand the truly wacky things that LRON the nut cooked up and called it a religion. So be nice. On the other hand , 2nd generation scienos like Erika Christesen and the masterson brothers( Danny and Chris ) deserve no such consideration.
Wouldn't they rather show it at 9pm (because there's a second episode at 8:30pm) and have a trailing message saying: or something along those lines...
I don't get Bravo.
I remember her acting on Herman's Head on Fox.
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I hate seeing the actors. It ruins the illusion.
Homer is homer, don't corrupt the imprint.
DirecTiVo owners can record both at the same time.
That copper coaxial carries a hell of a lot of crappy content, 24/7. Storing it digitally in a form that you could pull a decent image out of would take much I/O.
The problem with digital, see, is it likes to get it right, every time. Analog is much more forgiving, and will let you manipulate it as much as you like, giving up some quality every time. With digital it's all or nothing.
"A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
Umm Microsofts Ultimate TV can handle two streams, so with it you could record two shows at one. I believe it's the only system to offer this in their first version. Perhaps Tivo will have it in their next?
;-D
UltimateTV (rest in pieces)was a DirecTV only device, like DirecTivo. And like DirecTivo it had a huge advantage of being able to record the digital DirecTV stream in the native MPEG2 form. (which, BTW, means it can (and does) do Dolby Digital 5.1 on some channels). Well, since this means it is not doing MPEG encoding, the overhead for recording a show is relatively low - so they had ability to record more than one show at a time. So from the very first DirecTivo units, TiVo build the hardware to support 2 Tuners.
I think they stopped at 2 because each tuner (for technical reasons I will not go into) required a dedicated LNB (device receiving data from satelite - the "eye" of the dish) and the best available dishes at the time had only dual LNB's. Since then multi-switch technology came out allowing one dish to be used with quite a few DTV receivers, but that is another story.
While hardware was there, the early DTiVo software did not use it. Only around time UltimateTV came out, TiVo added the software to support the second DTV tuner. All DirecTiVos are now capable of recording 2 shows at same time.
To make things nicer, an additional reciever charge from DTV is $5 regardless of the type of device, and you do not have to pay extra subscription charge for 2nd and on DTiVos (DTiVo's subscription is $4.99 per month regardless of number of DTiVo's per household or free if you order their top of the line package).
Further, even the identical DirecTiVo models are able to coexist in same room with unique remote control codes (up to 9 devices for most, plus 3 for sony, which uses different codes)
So, theoretically you can build a home system with 12 DTiVos (9 phillips, 3 Sony) with total of 24 tuners between them recording perfect DTV quality for the hardware price of the units ($200-$400 each) plus multiswitch(s) (who knows, probably $100-$300 total) plus one DTV subscription ($35-$87 per month depending on channels)plus 5x11=$55 per month for extra receivers (I wonder if DirecTV will freak out if you asked for 11 additional receivers).
Now, good luck figuring out which show goes on which TiVo though. Plus you'd probably want to invest in quite a few JP1 universal remotes
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Looks like slashdot aren't the only folks who make dupes.
I can just remember last summer at the Montreal Comedy Festival. Seeing the whole gang (in person) doing a show just with the voices. Amazing.
There is no legitimate group named narcanon.
The legitimate group is Narcotics Anonymous.
There's a reason why we say NarCONon.
$cientology is just trying to get "recognition" by having a name that sounds like legitimate groups like Al-Anon,
Dude the voices were originally actors on the Tracy Ullman Show. That's where the Simpson's got their break.
For fucks sake learn some history instead of spouting like fucking 12 year olds. Oh...wait...you are a bunch of fucking 12 year olds...never mind. Carry on then, carry on...
I dont get Bravo
Me neither. They're suppose to be an artsy station, but they play alot of crap.
She was also in the movie Billie Jean with Helen and Christian Slater.
Well, according to an online bio, she wouldn't have been much of a kid in the late 80s. Having been born in 1964 would make the chances of that quite slim. But dang if she didn't look 12 on Square One TV.
Their celebrity status gives the cult an air of legitamacy. Their celebrity status is used by the cults front groups to trick the unsuspecting public into getting involved with scientology and the rantings of the L. Ron Hubbard.
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Anyone know when it'll be shown in Canada? We have a channel called Bravo up here, but it's not the same one as Americans get.
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OT? Whatever....
Because you'll never want to. When will you want to watch 75+ channels of crap? It's bad enough that you can record one channel at a time!
I happened to be on the sreet on opening night and was witness to what followed. There was a large rent-a-crowd of local Scientologists gathered in front of a stage setup on the street, with many more inside the theater they had rented for the evening, in addition the street was packed with the usual Friday night revelers who where all totally perplexed. All of a sudden the loudspeaker came on, and Bart Simpson's voice blared out "Hello, Sydney!" The the video hookup from inside went live and she appeared on the screen, welcoming everyone to the opening. Shortly after Kate Cebrano (tubby Aussie songstress and devout Scientologist) came on stage to annouce the big opening, blah blah blah to the bafflment of the most non-Scio crowd present, then she and the tuxedo wearing tanned yank Scio out from head office began the countdown to the "grand opening". Drums rolled, they hit one - I should mention at this point thaty it had been raining - nothing happend. these two fuckwits are standing on a damp stage in front of what looks like a two story paper mache science project while the only sound is the passing traffic and the noise of hundreds of cinema goes trying to push through the crowds of the faithful to get to their movies. After much running around, swearing and thumping the pyro guys get TWO roman candles to sputter to life as Cebrano and captain Dickhead from LA clap and go "woo.", and the local devotees clap wildly on queue. You know, with so may OT-III's and above present I'd have thought their Thetans could have put on a better lightshow - but what the fuck do I know, right?
Anyway, the point is: Nancy, you got busted going "Bart" to promote your "Church". Betcha thought no-one stateside would ever find out, huh?
Morons...
Or, you could see what the cable companies use. The SEND the digital signal(s) over the cable in the first place, and not all of it is live feed (which would have to be handled anyway). Of course, for the cached feeds, they have to receive them, too, but probably on multiple antennas. Not such a custom solution after all - there's probably one or more in each market. I believe the thingy is called a cable head-end, and is basically a mainframe kinda computer. That probably doesn't do much to solve the price issue, but it's oviously possible - it's their business, after all.
Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
Much like the animated characters they play, none has aged much in the past 13 years. Apparently, FOX owns some magic drug they insist their actors take. The folks on 90210 were also forced to take it (although at a much lower dose), which is why they were in their junior year of high school twice.
And why am I suspicious that the article writer works at FOX? You only get that tye of review from a PR phuckwit acting as Joe Public on the internet.
And it's destruction article confirm's the use of Bart Simpsons voice at the launch...
Has anyone seen BOB ODENKIRK do his stand-up impersonation of James Lipton? Best. Impersonation. Ever.
"I would just like to thank my wife for doing me the small favor of... redefining the universe."
If I were you I would embrace the freedoms that allow you to get "high" and come back to /. to pontificate. ;-) Kidding!
Seriously though, I have always had an uneasiness with the term "Homeland Security". It reminds me too much of Der Fatherland.
Nancy Cartright and Danny Castelleneta deserve ALOT more respect than this, especially by THIS crowd which obviously worships the show by their fanatical knowledge. Those are some very mean and unnecessary comments about Nancy's religion and Dan's and Yeardley's appearances considering all the laughs these people have brought you folks over the years. Without Nancy and her "wacky" religion America would never have "Ha ha" burned into its collective consciousness. Without that "weasly" looking Dan, America would never know the magic of the words "D'oh" and dozens others. Without that "nerdy" looking Yeardley we would never have that intelligent foil to Homer's idiocy as well as a constant source of moral outrage. So I would please hope you consider any slam against the Simpsons voice actors is a slam against America and we are far to young and dumb to defend ourselves against such onslaughts.
Bugs Bunny's success did he?
The reason that James Lipton is able to get so many big-time actors to appear on his show, it would seem, is that he refrains from focusing on the...umm..."quirks" that some actors have. That would be left for folks like Conan - although I'd sure love to hear him get out of character : "so Hugh, why is it you like to get stoned and pick up hookers?" But, the whole foundation of the show is that there's no bullshit personal questions or ambushes. It would appear that the show's objective is about the vocation of acting, as far as I see it, not sensationalizing.
I didn't see the Jack Lemmon interview, but having seen the show maybe two dozen times, I'm surprised that the next question wasn't "so how did that affect the way you played the part?"
I don't set my schedule around his show, but it is appealing for that fact that it's not produced, presented, nor targeted for the average, mindless, (more disparaging adjectives) "TV Viewer."
I'm tired of all these whacko relegions running amok on my TV. Look at em all, you got yer scientologisgts, yer christians, yer jews, yer muslims, yer bushists, yer hindus. It's enough to make a guy sick. You'll all see the truth when Marshall Applewhite comes back. Just wait and see, Hale-Bop is coming back and we'll all be taken to the Physical Kingdom Level Above Human. Where's my applesauce?
If Mr. Edison had thought smarter he wouldn't sweat as much. --Nikola Tesla
...with Robin Williams and Nathan Lane. He was the shoeless "maid" with a Spanish accent who was supplying Lane with "pirin" tablets. He was soooooo funny--also (speaking for my two X chromosomes here) extremely cute.
Making trouble today for a better tomorrow...
...but which performer(s) on South Park are Scientologists?
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Add to this the incident where pranksters broke into the projector room and projected porn on to the big screen. It attracted a small crowd and stopped traffic on George St. The cops had to break into the room again to stop the projector.
I never knew that it was a Scieno propaganda tool but now that I think about it the volcano makes sense. The only time I saw something on the screen was the banner advertising Dianetics strapped over it when the screen stopped working.
--- if y cn rd ths y cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng!
Yeardley Smith got in some trouble for doing voices at a book signing unrelated to Fox but they're more than welcome to do them when promoting the show. There's also supposedly a clause about the things they can say (i.e. they're not supposed to do radio station specific promotions like "You're listening to 96.5! Doh! (in Homer voice)).
It's mostly offtopic, but a very accurate depiction of exactly what governments around the world, in particular the US, have been doing since 9/11, with the war on terrorism as the excuse. What you Americans are doing to yourselves is sacrificing all your freedoms so that you can keep your freedoms, and very few of you seem to have caught on to the paradox. How long will it be before an alliance of countries, Germany and Japan included, ironically, will have to fight back against your government to free you up from the oppression you are digging yourselves into?
You can see him occasionally on Friends, using his real voice. I still crack up at Mystery Men, even though my friends all hated it. /zim
Me neither. They're suppose to be an artsy station, but they play alot of crap.
I didn't realize there was a need to delineate the two.
--Joey
I live in Montreal, Canada.
Here we have something called, Just For Laugh Festival. It's a two weeks long festival featuring humorists from around the world. Last years' included a show called In The Fless with the Simpsons. It was a live reading of an epidose from the cast of the Simspons followed by a live Q&A with Matt Groening himself.
It's not really related to tonight's show but it can answer some concerns you had about publicly doing the voices.
And it really is funny to see Castalneta going D'Oh! and Hmmmm.
Matt Groening is a funny guy too. His father is actually called Homer, is mother Marguarette, sister Lisa...which leaves him to be incarnated in Bart...which is really just brat with mixed up letters.
He did not answer in which state Springfield is.
So, what? You want me to stop fucking everything and start crying about the Patriot Act sequel? Come on, man. We can't like the Simpsons and not hate where this country (USA) is going? I don't agree with any of these laws any more than you do, but there really is just nothing I can do about it - at the moment, anyhow.
.. I don't really know what to say. I think your depiction of future America is a bit extreme though. And, you know, there were people - not necessarily jews - who didn't like where Germany was going.
Well,
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Take the brute force approach and throw money at the problem. To record 70 odd channels at once for up to 2 days, purchase 70 60-hr TIVOs for $299, a signal splitter/amplifier system ($200, est.), cables, power system, and a storage rack. Total cost for hardware: $22,000. Subscribe to service provider for TV and TV for 70 boxes ($12,000 yr. approx.)
Even if Jesus Christ himself were to be interviewed by James Lipton, I wouldn't last a minute hearing the lame questions that eminate from the pie hole of that blue card reading hack. Please, never again mention this show.
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What the hell kind of onomatopoeia is that? I've always heard "mmmmm, donut"...
Well, duh.
Celebrity status is also what keeps you chained to your television set for hours and hours every day, idly wasting away your life, doing nothing but focusing exclusively on the content that corporate entities want you to focus on...
Geeze. How hard is it to think outside the box?
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Not a religion.
Nice try.
Last year Dan/Homer introduced Paul Krassner at a speaking engagement in LA. Krassner wanted to put it on an album but after reviewing the material, Fox declined. They don't seem to restrict him from posting it on his web site. Check it out. Unfortunately it is in Real. You'd think Krassner would distribute it in Ogg Vorbis.
I thought they reported this here, but a cursory
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All religions have aspects of them that must be taken on faith. Noone is disputing that fact about religions. The difference is that the so called scriptures of Scientology were written by one person , L. Ron Hubbard. One person whose sole intention was to avoid paying income tax. Look up Operation Snow White. Educate yourself. Take care of scientology now or accept scientology influence on your childrens education.
Those two guys work together so often, it's easy to get the names mixed up. David Cross did his Lipton impression in a stand-up thing shown on HBO.
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Wow, there are some TRULY paranoid reactions to scientology.
This is what happens when you allow your politicians to call for national prayer time and whatnot. The same small minded retards who get all bent out of shape over 'patriotism' (gotta have the best country in the world!) can now also get bent out of shape over religion (there can be only one!).
Grow the fuck UP. You don't want anything to do with scientology? Fine! DON'T have anything to do with it! But don't treat other people's beliefs as diseases that need to be cured. Your beliefs are probably quite repugnant to someone as well.
For the record, I am no scientologist... I think it's fucking stupid to believe 'religious' writing from a science fiction author. But I don't see any reason to force my opinion on others.
Imagine if you could travel faster than light...
With a radio transmitter beaming The Simpson's show signal into outer space, you could conceivably travel to the point in the show you wanted to watch by traveling faster than light between some point in the universe and the transmitter.
Maybe the universe is one big TiVo being watched by supraluminar beings?
Educate yourself. People caught up in a cult do not have beliefs. They have orders. The orders come from the leaders of the cult.
Noone is saying there can only be one religion. YOU sound you need to grow the fffk up.
Look up Lisa McPherson
See what would happen if you were to copy some their 'beliefs' on the internet. YOU would be sued. Scientology does not have beliefs they have trade secrets, that you have to pay to read.
How is this a motherfucking troll? I was pointing out that we just can't end our lives when a new law we don't like is mentioned. We can't just stop fucking everything and go protest. Some people like the simpsons, and they're going to comment about that. A very valid point. Don't moderate comments "troll" just because you don't agree with them. Lord almighty.
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I don't think that is possible because a tuner tunes itself to a certain frequency. it does not receive them all at once and filter out everything but what it needs. My understanding is, the actual tuning hardware adjusts to a certain frequency and amplifies those waves only. To get multiple signals at once, you would have to find the highest common factor of the two (or more) waves and do more tuning and filtering from there.
Well, being sued isn't a problem with the religion, it's a problem with the legal system. I don't honestly think I could be sued in my country for such an act, but I don't have access to any scientology material to test the theory.
Regardless, you still seem to think you know what's best for everyone, which is the major problem. Anyone who joins a 'cult' and follows orders blindly is obviously not bright enough to think for themselves - do you advocate we kill all such people? Or do we just suppress their desires, and... well...give them orders?
There are plenty of laws to stop activities that are harmful, so what harm is done to you if some people with low self-esteem want to do what someone else tells them?
google for fishman affidavit.t ml
http://www.xs4all.nl/~kspaink/index.h
And yes, if your country has a legal system you can and will be sued and harrassed by scientology if you post this information.
And sadly MANY intelligent people get suckered into scientology, only because the general nature of the cult is hidden from view by people that choose to remain ignorant like yourself.
Criticize them openly. I dare you.
You'll have to bring me up-to-date on the history of "insane" boycotting "for any reason" being a "proud American tradition".
Are you saying it is RIGHT to boycott WB because they have too many shows featuring African-Americans? Is it right to boycott Outback Steakhouse because they make donations to the Special Olympics and you think that the mentally retarded should be euthanized?
I never said the poster didn't have a right to boycott; but is the basis of his/her boycott ethical? Is it decent? If you're for free speech and the freedom to pursue your preferred religious faith, then it becomes problematic if you suggest that believers in a certain faith should not be allowed to obtain a certain kind of employment.
I already did criticize them openly, and I fear nothing. I have already met these people handing out leaflets and blathering about "IQ tests". I would say these so-called 'smart' individuals that get sucked in are not quite as smart as you think, but merely egotistical. Any intelligent human can reason through something for themselves - those that don't deserve what they get.
But regardless, you are trying to set yourself up as some kind of 'moral authority'. "Yes, this religion is good. No, that religion is bad, we must destroy it!" You cover yourself by claiming that it's a 'cult' instead of a religion, which apparently makes it okay.
So what happens the next day, when you decide to label Islam a cult? Many members of that religion do stupid things because they're told to... should we abolish that one next? How about christianity? That caused the crusades! Millions of people killed because their religion (or the liars running it) told them to... do we eradicate christianity for you now too?
Where does it end?
Ah the folly of youth. I leave you now in your self-righteous puddle of naivete.
Duh
All religions are cults.
Ha!
Paraphrased: I can't refute what you say, so I'll take a superior air, and trust that others' paranoia will support me in my xenophobia. I will also dismiss your opinion, in a desperate attempt to look more intelligent.