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  1. New /. icon for HP on Alpha's Going Going Gone · · Score: 1
    How about Carly Fiorina with devil horns?

    (But not sexy devil horns like the BSD chick. Carly is an evil bitch, not a hot booth babe.)

  2. Damn! on Interview with John Scully · · Score: 5, Funny
    I was hoping this was a Slashdot interview call for questions. Ahem..

    John, do you want to spend the rest of your life selling sugar water? Or do you want to change the world?

  3. MS in South Park movie on Microsoft Wants to Project "Cool" Image · · Score: 5, Funny
    I remember Gates and Windows had a great product placement in the South Park movie:

    Fucking Windows 98! Get Bill Gates in here! You told us Windows 98 would be faster, and more efficient, with better access to the Internet!

    As Gates tries to defend Windows, the General blows his head off. I thought that was pretty cool.

  4. Typical Carly on SCO's Roadshow Coming Soon · · Score: 1
    After the merger, I wish they'd used the Compaq name instead of HP. Everything Carly has done is an insult to this once great company. How low can she take HP?

    Killing great product lines? Yes!

    Laying off the talent that made HP? Yes!

    Funding SCO? Yes!

    What's next, Carly?

  5. Austin Flash Mob on Smart People in the News: Rheingold, Gosling · · Score: 1
    Last month, a bunch of trendy featherbrains in Austin, TX met in front of a downtown Starbucks, walked around with umbrellas for a few minutes, then left. Details here.

    Is this a smart mob?

  6. More ST stuff! on The Borg MegaCube · · Score: 4, Funny

    Paramount should market some 'Starfleet Lube' that fans can buy to ease the pain of merchandise-related anal rape. Berman personally tested it out on Brannon Braga.

  7. Region 0? on The Borg MegaCube · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The Borg MegaCube, the ultimate DVD collection, contains the Complete Star Trek: The Next Generation series 1- 7 across 48 discs and is strictly limited to just 1000 numbered copies worldwide.

    I wonder if it's region encoded.

    The press release is full of foofoo crap ("By order of Starfleet Command...") and doesn't contain too many specs, like whether it's NTSC or PAL!

    It makes me cringe to think about people dropping 450 #'s on this thing and then not opening it up for fear of it losing the precious MINT, NIB collector's status. Personally, I'd rather have a complete run of the series in a nice binder. (On DVD-R.)

  8. X-mas for pirates... no more? on MPAA Calls for Ban on Screeners · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man, this is weak. I always look forward Academy screener time. I get to toss out my old, crappy telesync SVCDs and replace them with pristine DVD-Rs.

  9. HP 48GX on Recommendations for RPN Calculators? · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Buy an HP 48GX. It's the last decent HP scientific calculator and the RPN works great. The new HP's (like the 49G+) are crap, and aren't even made by HP. (They're rebranded.)

    Why does HP's current calculator lineup suck?

  10. XyWrite on Word Processors: One Writer's Retreat · · Score: 5, Informative

    Salon has a pretty good story on XyWrite, the old DOS word processor which is apparently a favorite among a lot of writers. If you want to play around with it, you can build a "XyLite" system with a little work. Also check out the XyWWWeb, an excellent resource for XyWrite related stuff.

  11. Re:I'm so sick of "extreme" this and "Xtreme" that on Intel Demos New P4 'Extreme Edition' · · Score: 4, Interesting
    IANAAM (I am not an advertising major..), but apparently the "X" is supposed to make us think of sex, and therefore make whatever product a company is pitching more appealing. "SX" is even more blatant. In product model lineups, it's everywhere.

    With that in mind, and seeing past the fnords, LX or LS (think Lexus LS 400, or whatever the latest is), is the most appealing of all: lesbian sex.

    I hope I don't come across as crazy or perverted, but advertising will do ANYTHING to sell crap to people.

  12. High Def video is not that CPU intensive! on Intel Demos New P4 'Extreme Edition' · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Wow, my AMD Duron 1000 can show a 'high definition video stream.' I bet it looked gorgeous and impressed the hell out of everybody (as good HD usually does), but this isn't really a difficult thing to do.

    Show something useful, like, say, transcoding a dual layer DVD so it will fit on a single DVD-R.

  13. What happened to WTX? on New BTX Form Factor Announced At IDF · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I remember seeing a WTX case from Addtronics. I thought that was the next standard.

  14. Stupid eBay on Apple Responds To iTunes "First Sale" Question · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    A co-worker's brother-in-law was one who found the Arnold interview with Oui and put it on eBay. (BTW, TSG paid him $150 to scan it.) Anyway, since he was accepting payment via PayPal, eBay canceled the auction because it violated their terms of service which apparently has some clause about 'adult' material. He relisted the item, but they made him put it in the mature audience section.

    Nevermind that searching for 'playboy' in the (non-mature) Magazines & Catalogs section yields 2064 hits. There are also 3 listings for the August '77 Oui in question.

    This happened within a week or so of eBay canceling the iTunes auction.

  15. George Bush, Sr. & Lilly on Workplace Privacy - IBM Hot, Lilly Not · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not to troll or anything, but after Bush Sr. left the CIA in '77, he became director of Eli Lilly.

  16. 256 MB is enough for anybody! on Samsung Yepp YP-55V Review · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Seriously though, the iPod and new harddrive based players like the Toshiba Gigabeat are amazingly tiny and crush the RAM based players in GB/$ comparisons.

    For RAM based players too be tempting, they're going to have to get way cheaper and sexier. $160 for 256 MB is not hot at all.

  17. What technology are they going to hold hostage? on Microsoft Longhorn Delayed · · Score: 0, Interesting

    MS always likes to withhold some nice piece of tech to force people to upgrade.

    No USB in Windows NT.
    No Hyperthreading in Windows 2000.
    No ??? in Windows XP.

  18. Boo hoo on SCO DOS Harming Innocent Bystanders · · Score: -1, Troll
    Hey Centershift, find another ISP! Problem solved.

    Let the SCO DDoS attack continue, please.

  19. HP supporting SCO? on Further Selections From the Mixed-Up SCO Files · · Score: 2, Troll
    Honestly, it does not surprise me. Carly Fiorina, HP CEO and stupid bitch, has basically ruined Hewlett-Packard. After the HP-Compaq merger, I remember reading that one of the founder's sons made a plaque that said "HP, 1938-2001." Really, though, I think it would more accurate if the sign indicated HP's death when Carly started.

    Hewlett-Packard 1938-1999

    Take care of your old HP calculators!

  20. Shocking! on Apple Issues New G5 Benchmarks · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to Apple, in certain benchmarks, the G5 is faster than the NEC Earth Simulator.

  21. GEORGE W. BUSH IS NOT A TEXAN! on Florida Proposes Taxing Local LANs · · Score: 2

    He was born in New Haven, Connecticut.

    I need to turn this into a bumpersticker.

  22. Blah blah blah on The Distributed Library Project · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unfortunately, the traditional lavatory system doesn't do much to foster community. Patrons come and go, but there is very little opportunity to establish relationships with people or groups of people. In fact, if you try to talk with someone using the toilet you like - you'll probably get shushed. The Distributed Lavatory Project works in exactly the opposite way, where the very function of the lavatory depends on interaction.

    Why the hell do we have to Rheingold everything and turn it into some 'distributed project' with 'interaction'?

  23. Netcraft says... on Drink Coffee, Support Mozilla · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They are running FreeBSD. This sort of pandering doesn't really do much for me, but at least these guys aren't pitching their 'Mozilla Coffee' with IIS.

  24. Jeez, don't flatter yourself on Recommend Apple, Lose Your Job? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone who buys into this 'conspiracy theory' has had their brain fried by the Apple reality distortion ray gun. Here are a couple reasons why the company I work for has never, and probably will never, consider Macs:
    cost
    Check gotapex? or techbargains and you'll see Dell P4's for $400-500 bucks. Seriously, what Mac can compare?
    software
    AutoCAD? GIS apps? Engineering apps? (Canvas doesn't count. Get real.)

    Those hip, trendy commercials don't help either. I want a box to crunch numbers, not to make a fashion statement.

  25. More living things in computer cases on Aquarium Modcase · · Score: 5, Informative

    This guy put an ant farm in his case.