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  1. Re:Whale Song on RIAA Will Finally Face the Music In Court · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    What in the fuck are you droning on about?

  2. Re:There is no contradiction. on The Universe Is 13.73 Billion Years Old · · Score: 1

    That has to be the worst joke ever made on Slashdot.

  3. Re:PJ must be relieved... on SCO Preps Appeals Against Novell and IBM · · Score: 1

    I am really amazed that Slashdot hasn't picked up this story yet. I mean, I just can't believe it!

    You're new here, aren't you?

  4. Re:What do you think? on Should RIAA Investigators Have To Disclose Evidence? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm not a lawyer, and I barely understand my legal rights to facing my accuser in this digital world, but I do know this:

    We don't have any prior examples of this specific niche technology at work. There's no baseline of acceptable "industry standard" out there - every bit of information about these products is held so closely to the chest of these businesses that we just do not know where the hell this data comes from and, more specifically, we don't know how this data is corroborated with ISPs to find these people who are supposedly committing the infringements. Plus, we have no idea of what the failure rate of this entire process has been. On top of all of that, there is no independent analysis of this method.

    If the RIAA litigation team was an inventor, this whole ordeal would be nothing short of them running around screaming about how they've invented perpetual motion, and then not letting anyone independently verify that the machine works.

  5. So ... on MSI Develops a Heat-Driven Cooler · · Score: 5, Funny

    It has to heat itself to ... cool ... itself? Goddamnit, I hate recursion.

  6. No no no. Stop. Right now. Fucking Stop. on Leaked RIAA Training Video · · Score: 3, Insightful

    NO. Fucking stop it.

    STOP RIGHT THERE GOVERNMENT.

    I am not going to let you use my tax money to start a "War on Piracy" - just like your dumbass "War on Drugs"

    STOP. BAD DOG! NO BISCUIT FOR YOU!

    Seriously, the only way you can teach these fucking politicians is by hitting them in the nose.

  7. Re:Did not examine Network Solutions on ICANN Finds No Wrong Doing in Domain Front Running · · Score: 1

    Hey, guess what, that 5 day period? You know, those 5 days where a domain is untouchable for a period of time?

    Yeah, those same five days you use to lock a customer in at your jacked up prices?

    That's called tasting. In fact, ICANN explicitly calls it domain tasting.

    You were already an asshole for working with Network Solutions. That claim that you "never tasted" domains just made you into a lying asshole.

  8. Re:So look at it, take it apart, spend a few minut on Yet Another Perpetual Motion Device · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know what you just said, but it sounds good. Could you tell me how I can short out the brakes on my car?

  9. What in the hell? on China Vows to Stop the Rain · · Score: 4, Informative

    Am I the only one seeing this retarded mess of a theme on idle.*?

  10. Re:The real id is knocked by conspiracy theorists on National ID Cards Mandated in the US, If You're Under 50 · · Score: 1

    "and while it is still your right in some areas not to present it, prepare to get a hard time by the cops if you do in those cases"

  11. Re:Can we leave "Top # $THINGS" lists? on Games Industry Things We Should Leave Behind in '07 · · Score: 1

    They're great SEO.

  12. Re:Microsoft is big and powerful on Microsoft Complains About Google's Monopoly Abuse · · Score: 1

    Because that costs too much.

  13. Re:Bad URL on Copy That Floppy, Lose Your Computer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Please actually perform the function of editors and edit the story. It'll save us the time of correcting your mistakes in the comments section.

  14. Re:Makes sense on some levels on Copy That Floppy, Lose Your Computer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem is that computers are not a hard boats and fish kind of thing. With computers I can use an exploited chinese machine to do all of my downloading, then use a relatively robust services, like Tor, to download that material.

    All of this while using a network connection that's three blocks away from me.

    The law also says that they can auction off the items immediately, rather than waiting to prove that to violated copyright. You know those honeypots that people set up? Yeah, the ones that only have the titles of material and just junk data? Those computers would be seized and auctioned off too.

    This law also doesn't discriminate between illegal and legal filesharing. You terrorist sumbitches that keep sharing Ubuntu via BitTorrent are going to be REALLY surprised one morning.

    No, this isn't a deterrent. This is legislation, drafted by a conglomerate of corporations, attempting to address something that is slowly becoming a cultural phenomenon.

  15. Pirillo on Comcast May Face Lawsuits Over BitTorrent Filtering · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Chris Pirillo went on a rant last night on his live stream, and with good reason: Comcast was apparently blocking his legitimate traffic to our Exchange server, as well as traffic to Google and Microsoft Live. We could confirm this much last night on Skype: it was either limited to him or his immediate area. Both Google and the Exchange server were working for us, as well as other Seattle-area Comcast subscribers. The beautiful thing about this? He upgraded to Comcast Business to avoid just this bullshit.

  16. Re:Nature of Things on Famous Criminal Opines that Technology Breeds Crime · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's the problem with wording: Foxnews and George W Bush.

    "criminals use technology" means that technology can be a neutral thing in which can both benefit and harm society.

    "technology breeds criminals" means the loopy fuckers in power will send us into another dark age, all in the name of security.

  17. A tamer PG movie? on Warner Bros. to Turn All 15 Oz Books Into Movies · · Score: 1

    A tamer PG movie? What? Am I the only one confused by these statements and modern movies?

  18. Too many words on Should We Spam Proxies to China? · · Score: 1

    Needs more pictures of cats and bunnies.

  19. I ... on AC = Domestic Terrorists? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I ... wha ... ha ... za ... fuh?

    Either the words don't exist to describe just how stupid these people are, or I'm too stupid to describe how stupid they are.

    And the FOX reporters are worse!

  20. Re:Alright! on Zune DRM Cracked · · Score: 1

    Are you offering to host?

  21. Re:Alright! on Zune DRM Cracked · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I swear to god, it's impossible to tell a fucking joke to a geek.

  22. Alright! on Zune DRM Cracked · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I can listen to music that I didn't buy for the media player I didn't purchase on an MP3 player that I don't possess!

    Isn't technology awesome?

  23. Re:The Future on Perpetual Energy Machine Getting Lots of Attention · · Score: 1

    +5, Sarcastic Twat

  24. Re:Why movies suck so much now. on Explaining the Special Effects Behind Transformers · · Score: 5, Funny

    An old girlfriend of mine always thought life was full of drama. If you kissed her she had to turn it into one big long sloppy "kiss at sunset" kind of thing. I found it really annoying, because she would always have the mentality of "oh baby, let's make this long and last forever" and in my mind all I could think was "sit on my face, bitch!"

    I think there's a similar problem in Hollywood: we have a group of people obsessed with drama (rather than telling a story) to the point that we end up with a bunch of scenes that are nothing but overly dramatic and annoying. They've got drama soaking their brains and all I can think is "sit on my face, bitch!"

    Well, maybe that's more my problem since I lack a girlfriend currently. Still, I think the point stand: Hollywood needs to give out free women at movies.

  25. Why? on Matter Discovered Traveling at Near Light Speed · · Score: 1

    Why in the world did I read "Matter Discovered" as a name?