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  1. Re:Deal killer! on Hand-Sized Antelope Windows PC To Debut · · Score: 1

    Or for those interesting in equipping their "mobile fleets" cost-effectively, $3,970 will buy 7 or 8 PocketPC or Palm handhelds.

  2. Re:Oh dear. on X10 Files For Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Anyone that persists in ads that don't work, but just infuriate, has demonstrated an inability to change a failing strategy.
    So far infuriating consumers hasn't slowed down the outfits that advertise using unsolicited email.

    I think companies that persist in using irritating advertising simply have ignorant marketing staffs that look at the wrong metrics when calculating ROI for the advertising dollars. X10's folks no doubt were looking at stuff such as the number of "impressions" or sales per advertising dollar spent & neglecting to do focus group research.

    Here's how I see it. (And remember, we're talking advertising & marketing people, a great number of whom ain't very bright. If you get a 1% conversion ratio on 100,000 pop-under ads it yields the same number of sales as a 10% conversion ratio on a print ad that reaches 10,000 people. And the pop-unders are cheaper to produce & deploy. Never mind that the pop-unders also convert viewers into enemies of your company at a 5% rate while print ads have almost a 0% negative conversion ratio -- that's not the kind of metric ad people look at (or want to think about) very often, if at all.

  3. Re:*my* feedback to gator.. on Gator Forces Site To Remove 'Spyware' Label · · Score: 1

    Is Neotonic what Keanu Reeves puts on his hair?

  4. 'a security and privacy risk' on New P2P Battle is Heating Up · · Score: 1
    Having just finished yet another clean up of the spyware, malware & obnoware installed by Kazaa, I agree that end users should be warned that installing P2P software is indeed likely to create security & privacy risks.

    As far as file sharing, I have no problem with my household teenage unit enjoying free music. Given the typical bitrate of the tunes she's downloading, there's very little difference between P2P music & taping off the FM radio. OTOH, all that garbage that her favorite P2P software installs with itself is EVIL.

  5. Great article! on How Not To Install Computer Hardware · · Score: 1

    I sent it to our tech staff. But something tells me they are already familiar with everything in the article ;-)

  6. No big deal here... on Software Error Causes Crisis in Mississippi · · Score: 2
    I live in a Mississippi "dry county," but beer & wine coolers may be sold inside the city limits after 7 AM & no later than 10 PM, Sundays excluded. Quantities less than 32 oz may not be purchased. Since there's not a liquor store, everyone buys their "distilled spirits" by the case or pickup truckload anyway.

    There are other counties were even beer isn't sold & others where beer isn't available but liquor is. My personal favorite is Oktibbeha County (home of Miss'ippi State University) where, for many years, beer could only be purchased by the case, hot.

    And the state commission doesn't control the sale of 'shine, anyway, thank goodness.

    Contrary to what all the damyankees on /. think, most of the deep rednecks switched over to crystal meth several years back...

  7. You mean you don't already have one? on Text Mining the Multiverse · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Something tells me at least six /.ers are already working on the case mods :-D

  8. Well, DUH! on Text Mining the Multiverse · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How well computers truly make sense of what they are reading is, of course, highly questionable, and most of those who use text-mining software say that it works best when guided by smart people with knowledge of the particular subject.

    May I offer that computers make no sense of what they are reading & that "smart people with knowledge of the particular subject" aren't optional if the results of text-mining are to be of any usefulness whatsoever, at least in any kind of reasonable time frame.

    Otherwise, the text-mining computer is playing the old "99 monkeys with typewriters" game...

  9. Short People on Tall People Earn More · · Score: 1
    Short People got no reason
    Short People got no reason
    Short People got no reason
    To live

    They got little hands
    Little eyes
    They walk around
    Tellin' great big lies
    They got little noses
    And tiny little teeth
    They wear platform shoes
    On their nasty little feet

    Well, I don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    `Round here

    Short People are just the same
    As you and I
    (A Fool Such As I)
    All men are brothers
    Until the day they die
    (It's A Wonderful World)

    Short People got nobody
    Short People got nobody
    Short People got nobody
    To love

    They got little baby legs
    That stand so low
    You got to pick 'em up
    Just to say hello
    They got little cars
    That got beep, beep, beep
    They got little voices
    Goin' peep, peep, peep
    They got grubby little fingers
    And dirty little minds
    They're gonna get you every time
    Well, I don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    Don't want no Short People
    'Round here

    -- Randy Newman (1977)

  10. Re:Nuclear war on Stonehenge Discovery using 3D Laser Scanning · · Score: 2, Funny
    They had a war, and are warning us not to repeat their mistakes...

    Either that or they were into psilocybin.

  11. The Next War... on Next Major War in Space? · · Score: 1
    So now as I'm leavin'
    I'm weary as Hell
    The confusion I'm feelin'
    Ain't no tongue can tell
    The words fill my head
    And fall to the floor
    If God's on our side
    He'll stop the next war.

    -- Bob Dylan (1963)

  12. Re:For all the noise... on Project Gutenberg Publishes 10,000th Free eBook · · Score: 1
    A lot of the free ebooks at sites like memoware.com were converted from Project Gutenberg files.

    But to address your question even more directly, my 78 yr old father recently "discovered" Project Gutenberg & has enjoyed it a lot. In fact, he announced this to me as if it should be a great revelation & I just had to grin :-D

  13. Re:Starbucks on The Substance of Style · · Score: 1

    Having had Brazilian coffee before, I know that it's worth a lot MORE than 50 cents! (Of course, factoring in the airfare to Rio runs up the price of the coffee quite a bit.)

  14. Re:Starbucks on The Substance of Style · · Score: 1
    "Pretty fuckin' good coffee" isn't aesthetically pleasing? I beg to differ: a really GOOD cup of coffee transcends whatever container it's poured in, which is why Starbucks can get around selling a paper cup full of it for five bucks. (On that last point, I do agree... I dunno if it's worth $5 ;-)

    Too Much Coffee Man

  15. Re:Someone do the math... on Internet Speed Record Broken (Again) · · Score: 1
    A 2002 Ford Expedition features 106 cubic feet of storage space with the 3rd seat removed and the 2nd row seats folded. A DVD in a standard jewel case is approximately 5 5/8" square and 3/8" thick. So we can safely assume that 32 DVD's (in jewel cases) could be stacked in a one foot pile and that four such piles could be placed in a square foot area. This gives us 128 DVDs per cubic foot, and 13,568 DVDs per Ford Expedition.

    The capacity of a DVD-18 is 17 GB. So, our Ford Expedition has the capability of hauling 230,656 GBytes or 1,845,248 Gbits of data. Assuming we drive the SUV 65 mph over a one mile course, we can use a factor of 1.08 mi/sec & arrive at an estimate of 1,992,868 Gbps.

    Of course, we might decide to put the DVDs on spindles, which would increase the capacity of the SUV, but we'd also have to factor in latency due to stoplights or traffic flow... And I think we'd have to have Ford install some heavy duty overload springs on that Expedition...

  16. Re:Great Article on Wired Interview with Linus Torvalds · · Score: 1
    Folks, sit back, relax, and just do what you do for the joy of doing it.
    Good rule to live by. And it's pretty much what I took away from the article, too. :-)

    Linus is wealthy beyond his wildest dreams, I'm sure & he got there by, well, just being Linus. That's a reassuring message in these troubled days. Linus impresses me as the kind of guy who, were the bottom to fall out tomorrow, would just look for another engineering job.

  17. In related news... on Microsoft Patents Your Local Weather Report · · Score: 1

    Citing prior art, the Keebler elves have filed suit against Microsoft for using "cookies"...

  18. As soon as she gets back from the bank... on Three New Releases (And Other News) From Mozilla · · Score: 1

    ...where she's busy laundering the money she made from selling the pirated CDs. At least, that's where the RIAA told me she was ;-)

  19. Spontaneous organization of the 'net??? on Trusted Computing · · Score: 1
    Personal computers, originally isolated, almost immediately began to self-organise into means of communication as well as computation--indeed it is the former, rather than the latter, which is their principal destiny.
    Hmmm... The computers were sitting there waiting for the Internet, so they could spontaneously organize?

    The aroma of that argument reminds me a bit of Haldane soup.

    Trusted computing? Trust yourself.

  20. Dunno about 13 year olds, but... on Three New Releases (And Other News) From Mozilla · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ... I was restoring my 16 yr old daughter's laptop (after a particularly NASTY Kazaa episode) & decided to go with Firebird. In the past, she had told me that she preferred Netscape 7.1 to MSIE anyway, and knowing that Netscape was dead-in-the-water, I asked if she ever used the mail client. When she answered "no", I installed Firebird.

    So last night, I ducked into her room & asked which browser she was using. She answered "Firebird ... and it is GOOD"...

    I'll have to ask her opinion of the new Firebird homepage, though :-D

  21. What we all know... on Red Hat Cornering SCO in Delaware · · Score: 1
    Darl McBride learned a while back that litigation can produce money faster than real work. But that doesn't work if the opponent has more resources (IBM) or believes it is right (Red Hat).

    What we've been seeing is McBride's worst nightmare: SCO files suit & the opponent files a countersuit. The opponent doesn't want to settle; the opponent wants to go to court a.s.a.p. Things are not going according to plan.

    McBride still might be able to make some money out of this by printing SCO stock in rolls on "cushy" paper & selling it in one of the gag gift catalogs...

  22. Too simple a solution on Spammers Using Hacked Machines as Decoys · · Score: 1
    I agree that a vendor who contracts with spammers who in turn hack systems to send spam is (or should be) as legally culpable as the spammer itself.

    But how in the world do we prosecute them if all their spam is zinging off trojaned machines, their "legal" address is an abandoned oil platform in the Caribbean, their credit card processing is done in Russia, their legal department is a nonexistent address in Bangalore & they're drop shipping from East Bumfsck, Kansas?

    At that point, what district attorney in the US has enough money to investigate?

  23. Re:Unloved $1 Coins Keep Expensive George Around on Bureau of Engraving and Printing Issues New US$20 · · Score: 1

    But most folks want their dollars to be worth 100 cents & not just 25...

  24. I agree... on Disgruntled Fan Arrested, Indicted For Spam Attacks · · Score: 1

    Summary execution would be more humane & more in keeping with the crime...

  25. Influential or powerful? on Torvalds the "5th Most-Powerful Man in Tech" · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Sometimes the two aren't the same, are they?

    Bill Gates is powerful, because he's so insanely wealthy. He then can influence all sorts of people with his power.

    Linus Torvalds may be influential in tech circles, but whether that translates into any normal interpretation of "power" is another question.