For those of you not familiar, there are a number of web sites now that feature accounts of fed-up e-mail users messing with the 419 scammers. Here is one such result. Check out 419eater.
I remember when I was back in high school, there was an urban myth going around that there was a system in place where your phone call was automatically tapped and recorded if you used certain words close together, like "president" and "assassinate."
Oh, shit, oops!!! They must be listening right now because I posted a message that has "president" and "assassinate" in the same sentence. I guess I better make sure I don't say any other words like "bomb" and "airplane."
It seems that my grandmother's computer is infected with some kind of spyware or virus. I don't understand exactly what it is, but it keeps popping up this blue screen with a bunch of gibbering and numbers on it. When that happens, the only way to get it going again is to power-cycle the computer. Can anyone here help?
Hold it right there! That MPAA patent on light infringes on my patent on the electromatic force. have patents pending on gravity and the strong and weak nuclear forces.
"Motion Picture Ass Head". Maybe they got the idea from Mr. Garrison calling his assistant "the teacher's ass" back in that cartoon where he was trying to get fired for being gay so he could sue the school.
Let's set up a queue for all the lawyers and lobbyists for Cingular and Nokia to try to get a bunch of stupid laws passed to tariff / cripple this technology.
I serviced a system once that had a Jaz drive. The drive failed, and I convinced the owner to put in a CD-RW in spite of the fact that he already owned two of those price-fixed $100 Jaz disks. Although he had never regularly used a CD-RW before and there was a learning curve involved, I think it was definately for the better. The CD-RW lasted until we upgraded to DVD-R.
I have a suggestion: Never buy a HI-VAL DVD-R drive. I bought two of them. One of them worked, but the other had problems since day one, so I went to the store and had it replaced twice and continued to have it spit out coasters. Finally, we just got a different brand that was more expensive, but at least it works!
Oh by the way, congratulatoins on your Score: 5, Troll post.
1. Hack into digital billboard management computer 2. Fire up Mozilla 3. http://www.tubgirl.com 4. Get out a set of binoculars to watch motorists as they pass the hacked billboard!
If Microsoft shouldn't be able to absolve itself for responsibility for vulnerabilities in their programs, then what happens when OSS programs fail / get compromised?
That reminds me; I was training a group of replacements in my department the day before they laid me off. The last day, we had to work late into the night to get everything taken care of. Finally, we all decided to stop at Pizza Hut on the way out. We were seated, and I did an extended stay in the men's room. When I came out, the foreign workers were sitting at the table masturbating. I asked what the hell they were doing. They said, "Can't you see? The sign says, first come, first served!"
[buffering, buffering] Real Player just can't be beat for the quality of the sou[buffering, buffering]nd quality you'll get out of it. I know that Windows Media Player and Qui[buffering, buffering]cktime and OK too, but only Real Player has all that cr[buffering, buffering]ap spyware and adware to dump all over your system so that you have to edit the registry to[buffering, buffering] get rid of it. When you combine Real Player with MSN high-speed internet and the reliability of Windows XP with [buffering, buffering]Kazaa spyware running 24/7, life is just perfe[buffering, buffering, buffering, buffering, buffering [NO CARRIER]
You're sending them a stool sample? I think that perhaps each of us should send in a stool sample to real and have five friends send in stool samples, with each of them requested to ask five friends to send in stool samples.
Run a google search. You can get Real codecs to use with xine, but it can be a little tricky to get them to work, just like you get get DVD code for xine.
I follwed that link from your post, but it says that I'm not allowed to visit their web site since I'm not old enough. Can someone here get me a fake ID so I can get in???
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For those of you not familiar, there are a number of web sites now that feature accounts of fed-up e-mail users messing with the 419 scammers. Here is one such result. Check out 419eater.
Oh, shit, oops!!! They must be listening right now because I posted a message that has "president" and "assassinate" in the same sentence. I guess I better make sure I don't say any other words like "bomb" and "airplane."
It seems that my grandmother's computer is infected with some kind of spyware or virus. I don't understand exactly what it is, but it keeps popping up this blue screen with a bunch of gibbering and numbers on it. When that happens, the only way to get it going again is to power-cycle the computer. Can anyone here help?
Is the universe a horn shaped universe, or is the horn a universe shaped musical instrument?
Hold it right there! That MPAA patent on light infringes on my patent on the electromatic force. have patents pending on gravity and the strong and weak nuclear forces.
"Motion Picture Ass Head". Maybe they got the idea from Mr. Garrison calling his assistant "the teacher's ass" back in that cartoon where he was trying to get fired for being gay so he could sue the school.
Let's set up a queue for all the lawyers and lobbyists for Cingular and Nokia to try to get a bunch of stupid laws passed to tariff / cripple this technology.
"Vat is your name?"
Arthur, King of the Britons.
"Vat is your quest?"
I seek the holy grail.
"When was it ten years ago that the first spam was sent?"
Nineteen eighty-four; no, nineteen ninety-naaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiii....
I have a suggestion: Never buy a HI-VAL DVD-R drive. I bought two of them. One of them worked, but the other had problems since day one, so I went to the store and had it replaced twice and continued to have it spit out coasters. Finally, we just got a different brand that was more expensive, but at least it works!
Oh by the way, congratulatoins on your Score: 5, Troll post.
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while ( $date->year slashdot.post_story( $date->year + " is the year of the Penguin.");
}
1. Hack into digital billboard management computer
2. Fire up Mozilla
3. http://www.tubgirl.com
4. Get out a set of binoculars to watch motorists as they pass the hacked billboard!
If Microsoft shouldn't be able to absolve itself for responsibility for vulnerabilities in their programs, then what happens when OSS programs fail / get compromised?
REM USER = id10t
Clippy: It looks like you're trying to hang yourself. Would you like me to offer you some suggestions?
Beavis: Cool, it's like, ummm, ah ummm, it's like a computer, but with wood around it.
Butt-head: Uhh huh huh huh huh, you said wood, uhh huh huh huh huh
Beavis: Hey Butt-head, how'd they get the computer in the wood.
Butt-head: Shut up, dumbass! They must of like, had the tree grow around it and then cut it out.
Beavis: Ahhh yeah yeah yeah, heh heh heh
2004 models
2003 models
2002 models
older models #2
older models #1
It won't be interesting until someone does the equivalent of attaching a JATO unit to it.
Look no further for a new name for Lindows OS.
That reminds me; I was training a group of replacements in my department the day before they laid me off. The last day, we had to work late into the night to get everything taken care of. Finally, we all decided to stop at Pizza Hut on the way out. We were seated, and I did an extended stay in the men's room. When I came out, the foreign workers were sitting at the table masturbating. I asked what the hell they were doing. They said, "Can't you see? The sign says, first come, first served!"
[buffering, buffering] Real Player just can't be beat for the quality of the sou[buffering, buffering]nd quality you'll get out of it. I know that Windows Media Player and Qui[buffering, buffering]cktime and OK too, but only Real Player has all that cr[buffering, buffering]ap spyware and adware to dump all over your system so that you have to edit the registry to[buffering, buffering] get rid of it. When you combine Real Player with MSN high-speed internet and the reliability of Windows XP with [buffering, buffering]Kazaa spyware running 24/7, life is just perfe[buffering, buffering, buffering, buffering, buffering [NO CARRIER]
You're sending them a stool sample? I think that perhaps each of us should send in a stool sample to real and have five friends send in stool samples, with each of them requested to ask five friends to send in stool samples.
Run a google search. You can get Real codecs to use with xine, but it can be a little tricky to get them to work, just like you get get DVD code for xine.
I follwed that link from your post, but it says that I'm not allowed to visit their web site since I'm not old enough. Can someone here get me a fake ID so I can get in???
The R I A A Pushes DRM on me; The Silent Music.
Just a barrel of laughs.