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Smart Cars to Save Stupid Drivers?

bl8n8r writes "Ford spokesman Mike Vaughn said they tested computerized optical scanning and a variety of warnings: a vibrating steering wheel, the sound of a car driving over rumble strips and a visual warning projected on the windshield. Researchers also tested a so-called "active" system in which the vehicle would actually adjust the steering automatically if it veered too far one way or the other."

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  1. Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by garcia · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spinella said automakers have studied systems that use cameras to scan drivers' eyes or sense when they're loosening their grip on the steering wheel beyond normal.

    What's normal? I routinely drive w/o my hands on the wheel. I also tend to take "half-naps" by closing one eye. If it doesn't learn my behavior how is it going to work for me?

    It will be offered this fall on 2005 models of Infiniti's FX sport utility vehicle, then again next spring on the 2006 M45 luxury sedan.

    Apparently only those wealthy enough can afford to be saved while the rest of the 1500 people a year that croak because of drowsy driving have to suffer.

    Bah!

    1. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by TheFlu · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I routinely drive w/o my hands on the wheel. I also tend to take ?half-naps? by closing one eye."

      Could you let me know before you're going out for a drive.

    2. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Throtex · · Score: 0

      What's normal? I routinely drive w/o my hands on the wheel. I also tend to take "half-naps" by closing one eye. If it doesn't learn my behavior how is it going to work for me?

      Before we get too far into this discussion, lets lay out some fundamental definitions:

      normal = the opposite of what you do
      stupid driver = you

      half-nap? You're kidding right?

    3. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by HomerJay · · Score: 1

      Or more likely those driving luxury cars are more likely to forget they are driving and have an accident, at least that's how it is around here with all the tourists driving luxury cars and getting into accidents that would have been avoidable if they had been paying attention to what they were doing.

    4. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I routinely drive w/o my hands on the wheel. I also tend to take "half-naps" by closing one eye. If it doesn't learn my behavior how is it going to work for me?

      You drive with one eye closed and without your hands on the wheel...let me guess -- you're from Kansas?

    5. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now we'll not only have people with road rage on the road, but people raging against their own cars not doing what they want them to do. I'LL drive my own car, thank you very much.

    6. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Mantorp · · Score: 4, Funny
      Could you let me know before you're going out for a drive.

      In this same vein, an individual in my defensive driving class last year when asked why he got so many speeding tickets:
      "I only speed when I'm drunk or high, but that's pretty much all the time"

    7. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Caffine and steering wheel grips are still cheap.

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    8. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by goodhell · · Score: 3, Funny

      Reminds me of a little story.

      My friend was driving on this road and he noticed there was a winnebago out in the middle of this field with a confused elderly couple kinda disheveled. As he got closer he saw that the road had made a little jog to the left, and the tire tracks from the winnebago went straight off the road, through the fence and into the middle of the field.

      He got out of his truck to see if they were alright. As he was talking to them, the elderly gentle man sat confused. "I put the thing on Auto-Pilot, went back to get a soda, and next thing I know we're out in the middle of this field!"

      I think that's why most people call it cruise control now, instead of auto-pilot.

    9. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by modecx · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've not seen anything till you've seen a guy steering with one knee, other foot on the gas...Playing a FLUTE...passing you on the shoulder.

      Kid you not.

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    10. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      That is a urban legend....

      www.snopes.com

    11. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by txviking · · Score: 1

      Apparently only those wealthy enough can afford to be saved while the rest of the 1500 people a year that croak because of drowsy driving have to suffer.

      And the other traffic participants that are usually being endangered, injured and killed by them are maybe safer than as well.

      But then... in the past every safety measure has lead people to just use them to the limit (and over the limit). Why would that be different in this case

    12. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by ragnar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Apparently only those wealthy enough can afford to be saved while the rest of the 1500 people a year that croak because of drowsy driving have to suffer.

      Suffer? I hope this is in jest, because your current auto is no less safe tomorrow as it is today because of this technology. In addition, many safety items are first produced on high end cars because the cost is more easily absorbed by the purchaser. If the system works it will become a commodity item and become affordable for more people.

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    13. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will be offered this fall on 2005 models of Infiniti's FX sport utility vehicle, then again next spring on the 2006 M45 luxury sedan.

      Who the fuck would spend so much money for "boring" safety features? I'd rather invest it in a larger engine or something.

    14. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by pjt33 · · Score: 3, Funny
      I routinely drive w/o my hands on the wheel.
      After I passed my driving test, my instructor drove me back to the centre of town, and it was quite an eye-opener. I already knew he could be a bit aggressive, but I wasn't expecting him to drive part of it steering with his knees while he wrote his mobile number down so that I could pass it on to anyone I knew who wanted to learn.
    15. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by metoikos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah, or to kill wealthy drivers.

      Its a new murder method!

      Just tweak the settings a bit, change the program slightly, and oops! It was an accident.
      I wonder how traceable such changes would be.
      Frankly, I wonder if you could do that now, with how automated cars are becoming....

      Much subtler than doing something physically nasty to the brakes or whatnot...

    16. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's how I like to think of rich people:

      Crash Test Dummies.

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    17. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      When I went to traffic school for a speeding ticket, the teacher said, "Everyone who has been in a car accident, raise your hand". Pretty much everyone raised their hand. Then one kid said, "You mean with other cars or trees and ditches?". The teacher slowly said, "With other cars". The kid slowly put his hand down.

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    18. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      It will be offered this fall on 2005 models of Infiniti's FX sport utility vehicle, then again next spring on the 2006 M45 luxury sedan.

      Apparently only those wealthy enough can afford to be saved while the rest of the 1500 people a year that croak because of drowsy driving have to suffer.

      Bah!


      I would say ... those who purchase the big expensive SUVs are the ones I'm worried about. I just want those Escalades and Expeditions to not merge into my little Accord.

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    19. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by imkonen · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Apparently only those wealthy enough can afford to be saved while the rest of the 1500 people a year that croak because of drowsy driving have to suffer.

      No it's more like trickle down protection: While it's true that initially the wealthy will see more benefit than the poor, some of those current fatalaties were people hit by the driver of the other car falling asleep and crossing the median. So while it may be a long time before I can afford a car with sleep protection in it, my chances of dying in an "asleep at the wheel" incident will still be reduced. Meanwhile, if the technology is effective and becomes standard, it will eventually work its way into the used car population and everyone will benefit. If it's not effective, it will go the way of automatic seatbelts.

    20. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by DamnRogue · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you live in Atlanta? I swear on my immortal soul that I saw exactly that on I-75 a year or two ago. He had sheet music propped up on the steering wheel and was driving with his knees.

      That incident was surpassed only by my witnessing a man starting into his rear view mirror with a fully-lathered scalp, shaving his head with a straight razor...

    21. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by nadda · · Score: 1

      Spinella said automakers have studied systems that use cameras

      When the flash goes off, will the auto-steering keep them from swerving off the road?

    22. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Mantorp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's pretty amazing what kind of people are allowed to be on the road. The drunk or high guy I mentioned above was in the class for his 12th or 13th time, another was there for doing 80 in a 25 past an elementary school. At some point you have to draw the line and not give people another chance.

    23. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Those 1500 people who die of drowsy driving a year shouldn't have been driving, or at least should have considered a mild stimulant, or perhaps got one of those head-nod alarms that you hook over your ear. They're not suffering because of our capitalistic society, they're suffering because they did something stupid. Incidentally a friend of mine died because she was in a car with another friend who fell asleep at the wheel. Everyone involved in being in that car made a poor decision. It's sad, and it affects me personally, but I'm not going to blame it on automakers and/or capitalism.

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    24. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by 7-Vodka · · Score: 1
      Well I've never seen the FLUTE thing!
      But in England I once saw a guy pass me on the shoulder driving with one knee and rolling a joint. Maybe if you knew how hard it is for some of us to ...

      Cars in England don't have automatic transmissions either :>

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    25. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      You certainly COULD do something like that. Modern cars even have electric servo-driven power-"assist" steering. Well, that servo can generally turn the wheel as much as it needs to be turned, and electric power steering is a favorite of people who want to make 1:1 scale radio-controlled cars. Also, any car with a modern (electronic) fuel injection system is at least partly drive-by-wire right now. On my car, I have a normal linkage from the pedal to the front of the throttle body, but all it does is open and close the butterfly valve to control airflow, and there is a potentiometer with a couple of switches in it (the throttle positioning sensor) whose signal goes to the ECU which has complete and utter control over fuel delivery via a constant fuel pressure regulator and pulse width modulation, not to mention which can advance/retard timing electrically and so on. More modern vehicles don't even have a distributor, and they have entirely electronic ignition. Finally, the really expensive vehicles tend to be 100% drive by wire, and the only things attached to the pedal are a spring and a position sensor, and there is a servo controlling the butterfly. (Incidentally, that's what replaces the choke nowadays.)

      In addition, traction control (via ABS) is computer-controlled, and the brakes are computer controlled to some degree in modern ABS systems, which can limit your maximum pressure. So in order to kill someone driving a completely modernized car, you could replace the ECU or replace its code (the former is probably easier, believe it or not) and just tell the car to do something really bad in some serious condition. For example, when the traction control system has been activating for turns in both directions for a few times, wait until the next time it should activate and then make it do something entirely opposite, like nailing the throttle, locking up the right rear wheel, and steering hard right.

      If you hooked up GPS, maybe you could drive them off a cliff or something...

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    26. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by No.+24601 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You've not seen anything... till you see a guy with one knee, gas coming out of his foot, stabbed by a flute, passing away on the shoulder.

    27. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by eofpi · · Score: 1

      My personal favorite is something high in sugar & caffeine (such as mountain dew) and thrash metal. That'll keep just about anyone awake.

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    28. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      You've not seen anything till you've seen a guy steering with one knee, other foot on the gas...Playing a FLUTE...passing you on the shoulder.

      Did this driver have a beard?

    29. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by badasscat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that's why most people call it cruise control now, instead of auto-pilot.

      Well I don't remember it ever being called "auto-pilot", but let me expand on your point a little bit regardless (and using that analogy).

      The problem that I see with systems such as this is that they teach you to be a lousy driver. Notwithstanding some of the comments posted here, having to drive manually pretty much forces you to be competent. If you're not a competent driver, eventually you're probably going to die. And a lot of people do, but the point is the vast majority of drivers do not die in fiery car crashes, because they have basic driving skills required for being on the road.

      Now, with systems like the ones being talked about here, you really need to pay a lot less attention to the road because your car will warn you if anything is seriously amiss with your driving. Need to get that CD out of the back seat while driving 70mph on the highway? No problem! Just look/reach back and get it - your car will tell you if you've veered too far to one side. And the way things are going, eventually we probably will have full auto-pilot, which means you won't need to pay any attention at all.

      There are many, many problems I have with this. For one thing, people will come to over-rely on systems such as this just like your poor elderly couple did. Can anyone argue that cruise control has actually increased road safety? I've seen plenty of statistics that say otherwise. For another, the systems themselves cannot be foolproof. What if, as has happened on airplanes, there's some other problem that one of these automatic systems masks while it's on? Say the car won't let you steer too quickly in any direction - there might be an underlying problem with the steering that this system would correct for until it got so bad that the system was forced to switch off, leaving you careening out of control at highway speed.

      And third (not last, but the last point I'll make here), these systems require that people know how to use them. If people are bad drivers now - which is exactly what these systems are supposed to help - what makes anyone think they'll take the time to learn what these various signals mean? Somebody's steering wheel starts shaking - ok, you think they've read the stupid manual and will be able to interpret that? More likely they'll just slam on the brakes in the middle of the freeway.

      No thanks. And this is one situation where what other people do actually does affect me, so it's not a case of "to each their own". I don't want anybody on the road around me to be equipped with anything like this. Hell, if it were up to me, everybody on the road would still be using manual transmissions - force them to really drive.

    30. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by terbor · · Score: 1

      I don't know if the previous poster lives in Atlanta, but I do. I regularly see all kinds of dumb stuff. People reading papers (news and print-outs), putting on makeup, talking on the cellphone and driving 5-10 mph below the speed limit while weaving. Will this system solve the problem of people not using their blinker??!

    31. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who buy Volvos?

      (You, by the way, are why the Excursion exists. ITS YOUR FAULT.)

    32. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by mdfst13 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "your current auto is no less safe tomorrow as it is today because of this technology"

      Actually, you're safer. Less likely to be rammed by a sleepy rich person. Not every traffic fatality is the fault of the person who dies.

      I once almost hit a trailer (i.e. mobile home) because I fell asleep for a second, woke up, thought I missed my turn, and turned hard right...a hundred feet early. Of course, this system might not have helped with that much as the first two (falling asleep and waking immediately) still could have happened...with buzzing, etc. to further distract me (which might have made the situation worse).

      Maybe while the rich road test this for the rest of us, they will find out that it's like air bags. Marginal help when it works, but fatal when something goes wrong (e.g. air bag decapitation).

      Btw, did anyone post a "I only travel by foot, you insenstive clod!" yet? Despite their ubiquity in the US, etc., most people in the world still don't own cars.

    33. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      It must be true though, he says it happened to his friend! Right?

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    34. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by TerminalInsanity · · Score: 0

      this will just slow the process of natural selection.
      Let 'em think Cruise control means autopilot! more room on the road for me

    35. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by hey! · · Score: 1

      FYI British students often roll tobacco cigarettes, to get around the the tax. I know this becaus I knew a recent British PhD who was mystified when she got strange reactions to her rolling her own, even though she was in the tobacco loving South.

      That said, it really doesn't matter what's in the driver's cigarrete.

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    36. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by AsbestosRush · · Score: 1

      I was going to suggest North Florida

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    37. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Zakabog · · Score: 1

      Apparently only those wealthy enough can afford to be saved while the rest of the 1500 people a year that croak because of drowsy driving have to suffer.

      They usually have technology like this in luxury cars first, then when it's perfected and made cheaper, they put it in more cars and it eventually just becomes standard features.

      I can see this just bothering rich drivers, since they're pretty much beta testing this system.

    38. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Notwithstanding some of the comments posted here, having to drive manually pretty much forces you to be competent. If you're not a competent driver, eventually you're probably going to die.

      That's a silly position! I hadn't realized Luddites were allowed to use the WWW. As technology marches along, old skills like firebuilding, equestrianism, and Morse code are forgotten. Some people will always lament the passing of old ways, but those specializations are genuinely no longer needed.

      (Side note: We're all going to die. Pointing out that someone is probably going to die proves nothing)

      And the way things are going, eventually we probably will have full auto-pilot, which means you won't need to pay any attention at all.

      This is a major inconsistency in your argument. Here you say there will be "full auto-pilot", but through the rest of the message only a minor driver-assist mechanism is assumed. Full autopilot is clearly the longterm objective (of both automakers and consumers), and it's the topic that deserves the most consideration. (Everything thing else is an intermediate transitionary stage, which isn't important in the long run)

      What if, as has happened on airplanes, there's some other problem that one of these automatic systems masks while it's on?

      What if any machine is built in a stupid way? It'll be dangerous! The fact that something can be done wrongly is no argument against it, because it's possible for a dedicated fool to screw up anything.

      For another, the systems themselves cannot be foolproof.

      More empty rhetoric. Nothing can be foolproof... does that mean we shouldn't do anything?

      Automobile autopilot doesn't have to be foolproof to be worthwhile. It only needs to be better than the alternatives- and the alternative is human drivers, which (in the US) kill one person per 58,000,000 miles travelled.

      The only good question is: Do you think that computerized car-drivers will kill people at a greater or lesser rate? Everyone must answer it according to her own optimism for technological improvement.

      I certainly feel that within at most 30 years, computer software will have achieved a measurably lower deaths/mile rate than human drivers. At that point, it'd be foolishly unsafe not to use them (not to mention inconvenient)

    39. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      You've not seen anything till you've seen a guy steering with one knee, other foot on the gas...Playing a FLUTE...passing you on the shoulder.

      My aunt and uncle once saw someone weaving back and forth across eight lanes...knitting.

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    40. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by igny · · Score: 1

      Seriously though... Imagine a someone gets injured or injure someone due to the smartness of the car... Or the people start relying on smart cars and start making mistakes, that is until a fatal mistake... This will lead to quite serious litigations...

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    41. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or at least let them cool down for a few years....

    42. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Tree131 · · Score: 1

      dude, turn on your sarcasm detector...

      Oh wait... it's on already? Hmm... something's not right...

    43. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      And that actually has a chance of working.

      Unlike cutting the brake lines, which only works in movies.

      Most cars require you press the brake to shift out of park, and it would be really hard to miss the pedal sinking to the floor. So unless the driver was a complete idiot, it would serve merely to make the car undriveable, and not kill or injure anyone.

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    44. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Some_Llama · · Score: 0

      Also

      "Researchers also tested a so-called "active" system in which the vehicle would actually adjust the steering automatically if it veered too far one way or the other."

      So I guess this means if i am veering to avoid an accident, the car will automatically make sure that I hit that semi full of toxic liquid.

      Nice

    45. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by modecx · · Score: 1

      No, actually I live in Denver, but maybe it's the same guy!

      This guy was going down I-70 eastbound, just past the edge of Commerce City (past the Purina plant, for anyone that drives this route),he was driving a light blue Honda civic hatchback--dunno what year the car was, but it was a boxy model. It's been at least 5 years ago. What's funny is that he actually seemed to be pretty well in control--at about 80mph, all things considered.

      I'll have to agree, your story tops mine, a bit. One pothole, and you'd be scalped! I just don't know what would go through someone's mind to make them think that doing something like that is a good idea.

      We've now got a guy that rides a motorcycle down the same stretch of road--doing stunts. So we're not without our entertainment :D

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    46. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by abram10 · · Score: 1

      What about the poor dogs/children/raccoons/small rodents that have the misfortune to stumble into his path?!

      ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz.... *BUMP* HUH?! WHA??!

    47. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      That was me. I'm surpriesd i heard about that one. People only usually commant when i play my tuba.

    48. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      my friend's sister can drive stick while smoking, talking on the cell phone, drinking a coke and feeding her daughter.

    49. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by modecx · · Score: 1

      I belive it. Iv'e seen it before...

      She dosen't happen to look like this, does she? :P

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    50. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      Can anyone argue that cruise control has actually increased road safety?

      You betcha. When driving a vehicle without cruise control, I have to keep looking down at my speedometer to avoid getting lead-foot and going too fast, which could get me a ticket or cause me to have a wreck. Since my vehicle does have cruise control, it frees me to focus on the IMPORTANT issues like staying between the lines, watching for idiots cutting me off or passing me on the right at 90, etc.

      That's not saying that there aren't idiots who set their cruise control and fall asleep or who lose control because they start hydroplaning and the cruise control floors it... but I'm quite certain that my driving, at the very least, is safer with cruise control than without.

      I dream of a world where computers will autonomously drive vehicles. Then we can largely do away with speed limits and traffic lights (assuming reasonable communication systems are involved), allowing people to get where they are going much more quickly and much more safely.

      Such a system would prevent a whole host of safety risks from the 90-year-olds driving 15 in a 55 zone (or worse, driving 55 through an open-air market) to the jerks driving 90 in a 55 zone and swerving between lanes. Of course, in such a system odds are everyone would be going 90, assuming it is safe to do so....

      That having been said, in my opinion, there are much easier problems that we should solve first:

      • Traffic lights that turn red five seconds before you reach them... for ten lights in a row...
      • Roads with no paint or non-reflective paint for center stripes and dotted lines (sorry, California, but reflectors suck)
      • Exit numbers on signs. None of the silicon valley roads have them....
      • Map directions on signs. Do I want to go towards Oakland or San Jose? If I'm not an area native, how the heck should I know?
      • Lighted signs. Every sign. If it isn't lighted, it should be unenforceable at night. This includes speed limit signs, no right on red signs, etc.
      • No right on red signs should be far enough forward that you can see it after you stop at the corner. (You'd be shocked.)
      • No more frigging white letters on medium green. The contrast is far too low for most people to read comfortably.
      • All road work should be done at night. Period.
      • All ramps should be long enough to comfortably accelerate to the speed limit of the new road before merging with any other traffic.
      • Traffic lights without sensors should be illegal.
      • Citizens who witness a police officer breaking the law should be allowed to pull him/her over.
      With these relatively simple changes, our roads would be a LOT safer... and they don't require any new technology at all!

      Just my $0.02.

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    51. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Over-reliance on technology in situations where human judgment is preferable/desirable is a growing problem. Like the song "In the Year 2525", people tend to get complacent when a machine is doing all the work ... and that's fine, except for the times when it doesn't. For example, the new biometric airport security and passport systems that are under discussion will probably have the same issues. You will eventually be able to walk by the ticket counter wearing a cartridge belt and a pair of .45's as long as the computer says you're ok.

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    52. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Not as serious as all the dead people that will be strewn about the nation's highways. No, much as I find the technology involved fascinating, to be honest, as a software engineer I just can't see myself trusting someone else's code to drive my car for me. Not until they spend ten or fifteen years getting the bugs out, and maybe not even then. It's bad enough that I have to trust an embedded system to run my engine, my transmission, and my antilock brakes ... the day my car decides to turn the wheel by itself is the day I go under the hood with a pair of wirecutters. I don't even like the idea of so-called "drive-by-wire" vehicles, where the car is steered by servo motors and the only connection between the steering wheel and the tires is an optical shaft encoder. No thanks. Embedded systems can be made very reliable, but not as reliable as a direct mechanical linkage.

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    53. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the same exact problem.

      I don't trust driving instructors at all -- the dude was dangerous as hell. I also don't trust DMV drive testers. No one follows the DMV handbook.

      DMV stands for the Department Of Motor Vehicles (which regulates automobiles and licenseS) if you don't have one.

    54. Re:Smart Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by mygolfinglife · · Score: 1

      The speed limit on UK motorways is 70mph..why sell cars capable of 150mph+ ? Surely the SMARTEST car would be one that just detects whenever it is on a public road and set a max speed of, say, 85mph.

      This would be dead easy to accomplish. All cars have to have a valid MOT certificate. When cars go into garage for MOT they could be fitted with limiter which defaults to 85. All race tracks could be fitted with 'disabling' transmitters so that all cars with their grounds are able to go full whack.

      Easy eh?

      all IMO of course!!

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  2. Yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Smart Cars to Save Stupid Drivers?
    Clearly, people who fall asleep at the wheel are stupid, not tired.
    1. Re:Yeah. by SkiddyRowe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well yeah. People are stupid to think they'll be able to stay awake.

    2. Re:Yeah. by Rotting · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here in Toronto we like to blame the highway.

      There is a highway here (401 south) that often has accidents on it and has been referred to as the "killer highway". One time some girl fell asleep while driving her friends home and unfortunately they all died. The blame was put on the killer highway. So typical. Place the blame elsewhere. Obviously what happened is the highway started singing a lullaby when the driver was least expecting it.

      Hopefully this system helps as accidents do happen too often with a sleepy driver being at fault.

    3. Re:Yeah. by Xaymot · · Score: 1

      Or they're really really hammered. God, haven't we all been there before? Don't judge me...

    4. Re:Yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      One time some girl fell asleep while driving her friends home and unfortunately they all died.
      How can they know she fell asleep when they all died?
    5. Re:Yeah. by John+Starks · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's the story submitter for you. The article on CNN has the title "Smart cars to warn drowsy-drivers."

    6. Re:Yeah. by JaffaKREE · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not at all.

      I have a fairly lengthy commute to work each day.

      Honestly... I am surprised there are not MILLIONS of accidents per day, our streets littered with the bodies of the dead and dying. Each morning, it's the same thing.

      EVERYONE is on a cell phone. Or worse. Some are reading. Some are trying to write something down, paper pressed against the wheel, pen in hand. Some are on the phone, trying to write something down. Some are apparently trying to find a well-hidden item, perhaps tucked below the passenger seat. The other day, I was being tailgated at 90+ Mph... by a fully-loaded flatbed. He was so furious that he actually got out of his truck at the toll booth, came up to my window, and told me he would "bitch-slap" me if I ever did that again (did what ?). And you wonder why you turn on the traffic report each morning and hear about the overturned tractor trailers and trucks.

      I was rear-ended last week, while sitting at a dead stop at a traffic light. His explanation ? "yeah... I hit ya." Thanks. On my way home from the collision center in the rental car, I was bumped again from behind - AGAIN, sitting at a dead stop in traffic. No damage this time.

      It's going to take more than a vibrating steering wheel to help these people. While behind the wheel, actually driving is the last thing on their minds.

    7. Re:Yeah. by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      There can be mitigating circumstances for this. For example, if you're driving a certain speed and the street lights or painted lane dividers are spaced apart at the right distance. The frequency or flashing or whatever the word might be, can put you into a trance (for lack of a better word). Same thing can happen when you're driving along featureless landscape. It's kind of like hypoxia(sp). You don't know what's happening until it's too late.

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    8. Re:Yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not all of them died right away.

    9. Re:Yeah. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >For example, if you're driving a certain speed and the street lights or painted lane dividers are spaced apart at the right distance

      Street lights?

      This is a *Canadian* highway... ;-) We don't need no stinkin' street lights.

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    10. Re:Yeah. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >I was rear-ended last week, while sitting at a dead stop at a traffic light. His explanation ? "yeah... I hit ya." Thanks. On my way home from the collision center in the rental car, I was bumped again from behind - AGAIN, sitting at a dead stop in traffic. No damage this time.

      Personal experience on what drivers are thinking when they do that... because I've been driving the car doing the bumping more than once, and I've thought about what it is that caused it. I wasn't reading anything, I don't even recall having the stereo loud or even fiddling with it at the time. I wasn't over the speed limit, either (in fact, far under it, as you'll see from the following situations).

      Both times involved bad luck and bad decisions.

      The first time it was simple physics: Too much speed on an icy hill, where, ahead of me (but not visible to me), a tractor trailer had jacknifed across the intersection and caused a traffic jam. Application of the brakes didn't do enough and caused me to scratch a bumper.

      Second time was due to my rushing and not using my mirrors properly. I get through an intersection having been stopped at it a moment earlier and decide to switch lanes a second later. Due to heavy traffic, cars were stopped in my lane, and due to my late decision to look ahead after using the mirror, I didn't have enough room to stop safely. Bought that guy a new bumper.

      Rest assured, though, you needn't be angry at those people who hit you -- they're being punished far more severely than you can imagine. For the $500 bumper the first person claimed on insurance (despite my having taken photo evidence to the contrary insurance claims in Ontario against you are next to impossible to dispute), my new insurance company has raised rates approximately $10,000 over the next 5 years for me. And they're only that "low" because I fought the only traffic ticket I've ever had and won, plus I shopped around. My insurance company at that time expected an increase to $37,500 over 5 years (Note: I have talked with insurance agents and the fine for driving without insurance in Ontario is $5,000 -- it may be cheaper to break the law than follow it when insurance companies act like this). No claims at all were entered in the second case, BTW.

      As you're probably thinking I'm driving a Ferrari at those rates, I'm not. It's a Toyota Corolla.

      Oh well. Lessons learned, I suppose.

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    11. Re:Yeah. by Skater · · Score: 1

      Almost all truck accidents are actually the result of cars, pickups, or SUVs doing something stupid, not the truck itself. The truck just makes it a lot worse (and puts it on the news).

      My guess is that you did something to that flatbed driver, possibly cut in front of him or something. He definitely shouldn't have tailgated you or confronted you, of course, but I'm pretty certain you did something to set him off.

      I don't know what country you're in, but in the US, truckers have to get a CDL, the Commercial Driver's Licence. Any fool can get a license to drive an auto, even towing a trailer, but you have to know what you're doing to get a CDL. Sure, there are bad/stupid truck drivers out there, but between the CDL and the sheer amount of experience they have driving (500 miles/day adds up very quickly), the rate of bad truck drivers is FAR lower than the rate of bad automobile drivers. I'd much rather deal with trucks than other "4-wheelers".

      --RJ

    12. Re:Yeah. by JaffaKREE · · Score: 1

      I may have given him the finger in the mirror.

    13. Re:Yeah. by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      yea, ig they had sense, they would do a line of coke before getting in the car. That'll keep 'em alert.

    14. Re:Yeah. by Some_Llama · · Score: 0

      Yeah. And you're driving along looking at everyone else and what they are doing =P
      RUBBERNECKER!

      Speaking of rubber necking, can we just once and for all agree that if there is a horrendous accident and you're driving by, don't slow down to look, it creates a traffic mess and the people you are staring at are under a lot of trauma and don't need to feel like a side show attraction at that moment.

    15. Re:Yeah. by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

      Your post made me remember a very scary road rage moment for me, thank you so very much.

      I was driving from Napa to Sonoma over a two lane winding road that meanders through the foothills. Normally a beautiful drive but not on this day.

      There were a clot of cars and a semi truck spread across the dual left turn lanes with me stuck behind the truck, after about a half a mile of dual lane road before it narrows to a single lane. The light changed everybody turned and started racing to get around the truck before the narrowing of the road, I took my time and safely made my way around the truck with plenty of room to spare, I however was the last car to get around the truck and I guess it must have ticked of the driver because he decided to "teach me a lesson". Picture this: I am driving a mid size Saturn over winding hills at sixty miles an hour with a semi just two feet from my rear bumper. I thought I was going to die that day. I was too scared to brake because I didn't think he could see my lights. He continued this all the way over the route, (about ten miles but it felt like a hundred to me!) until the road split again at the base of a large hill. I was never so happy to see that hill, let me tell you! I promptly hit the gas and watched in relief in my rear view mirror as the driver swerves(!) into the right hand lane. I thought I was home free. Alas, I was being foolish. During the trip I was so scared that I wrote his license number down and even fashioned a crude sign that I was going to call the CHP if he did not back off. (That little exercise was pretty hairy in itself considering the circumstances) He did not back off. So after the summit of "Lifesaver" hill you cruise downhill for about a mile take a right turn and then it is a two mile stretch, a stop sign and you are suburbs of Sonoma. I watched in satisfaction as the truck crested the hill behind me with several cars between us. As I made the right hand turn I waved my notepad out of my window as a farewell gesture and watched in horror as he swerved again to follow me. I figured fine, there are five cars between us and I would simply drive to the police station. So I dismissed it to a low level annoyance and just stuck to driving, then we came up to the four way stop. I am sitting in line like everybody else when I look over to my right and this guy had swerved over to the dirt shoulder skids to a stop jumps out and starts beating on my car with his fists and yelling. I said the hell with traffic laws and cut over to the empty left lane and safely cut through the stop sign. I am so glad this guy did not have a gun, because I believe to this day he would have used it. (I cannot imagine what the drivers behind me thought of this little drama.)

      For a disappointing epilog, two miles later I flagged down a Sheriff who was freaking out because I was acting so agitated, I told him the story and foolishly gave him the paper with the license number on it. In hindsite I should have given it to the CHP.

      Today I carry around a cellphone. I really wish I had had one back then.

  3. Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by onyxruby · · Score: 5, Funny
    Doomed to failure. Trying to pit engineering against the almighty demon known as human stupidity. The poor engineers don't stand a chance. Time for my favorite Einstein quote.
    Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
    /me still bitter about the driver of a full size truck that rear-ended me on the freeway because he was looking at a tow truck in the ditch and not the road. He wasn't malicious, he was just plain stupid, and no avoidance system could have prevented it.
    1. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by MalaclypseTheYounger · · Score: 3, Funny

      A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -- Douglas Adams

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    2. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by qengho · · Score: 2, Funny


      "No matter how idiotproof you make a device, an ingenious idiot in the field will discover a workaround."

    3. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electronic brakes, with a radar system up front that automatically applies the brakes if it senses that you're moving at a speed that would cause you to be within the zone wherein your brakes can't stop you from hitting the car in front.

      Its possible to prevent your accident, its just a few more years in the future after this first system.

    4. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by netsharc · · Score: 1

      "Try to build an idiot-proof system, and the universe will build a better idiot."

      (Can't be bothered to look up who said it)

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    5. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by onyxruby · · Score: 1

      Thought about it, but in this case that wouldn't have helped because I was in the outer lane rounding a relatively fair curve for a freeway. Radar or the like wouldn't have kicked in nearly in time. Especially in a stretch of freeway where traffic routinely travels 70 mph. At least the state trooper saw the guy do it :)

    6. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      /me still bitter about the driver of a full size truck that rear-ended me on the freeway because he was looking at a tow truck in the ditch and not the road.

      There's a solution for this. The cops need to put up a "curtain" between the accident and the road. Then they should charge say $5 to anyone who wants to pull over and see the accident. Profit!!

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    7. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding the truck rear-ending you, I imagine while an avoidance mechanism wouldn't have helped, and alertment mechanism would have.
      For example, if the truck had detected that it was about to rear-end someone, it could have alerted the driver, and possibly returned his attention to the road in time to at least reduce the severity of the accident.
      The key to these systems is not that they will actually do anything for the driver, but the will do there best to ensure he is paying attention when he needs to. Now, if I were the designers, I would make the lane-exiting noise something like fingernails on a chalk board, so drivers would do everything in their power to avoid it.
      Basically, the idea of these systems tend to be conditioning, rather than safeguarding, the driver. Teach him to drive well by annoying him everytime he does something unsafe.

    8. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by lcsjk · · Score: 1

      You're wrong! A good rear-looking system could have immediately steered you into the ditch also, thus avoiding the rear-end collision.

    9. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by onyxruby · · Score: 1

      That scares me even more, that ditch was a good 25-30 feet down to the bottom with a 45+ degree slope. I was before the gaurd rail when I was hit. No thanks.

    10. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Don't see why not. The idea isn't to adjust to sudden changes in speed, the idea is to keep you from being closer to the guy in front of you than your stopping distance allows; having worked with this kind of system, its quite possible.

      As to the curve thing; phased-array steered beams that track your turning angle, more or less.

      Good on the statie, though; I once had a guy damn near take the nose off my car as he made a sudden left across my lane of traffic (I was left lane, he was center). The irony is; he was turning into a police station parking lot. A cop was walking out to his cruiser, watched the guy do this, and promptly pulled him out of his car and arrested him. Cuffs and all. Marched him inside, asked me to park the guys car. I went up to that cop and shook his hand.

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    11. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by parksie · · Score: 1

      Freeway? 70mph?

      Yikes.

      I'd like to see some of these people try the UK motorways. I've nearly been rear-ended on my way to work before, and that was when I was doing 85mph. Some of these people come *racing* down those roads. 70mph is the official limit, but I've overtaken a police car at 80 before, no problems. Keep it under 90, and you're safe from the law unless you do something idiotic.

    12. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by onyxruby · · Score: 1

      I hope your right and would gladly accept being wrong on this one. That accident should have at least turned me into a quadraplegic, and would have killed most people instantly. The only two reasons my neck didn't snap on the spot were a very well engineered car and many years of weightlifting. I wish you the best of luck with future endeavours, such efforts do make a difference.

    13. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by lcsjk · · Score: 1

      My comment was meant to be funny by being absurd. First, I am glad you are OK. Second, such an accident might have been avoided if your auto had a rear-looking detection and the truck had a front-looking detection that talked to each other in time to avoid the accident, or at least slow things enough to greatly reduce the damage. (Look for some engineer to come up with bumper air bags.)

    14. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by Jim+Morash · · Score: 1

      My favorite version of this quote is "Make it idiotproof, and someone will build a better idiot."

    15. Re:Stupidity 198823, Engineers 42 by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Much like most engineers, engineers in the automotive industry really do make their best effort to make sure a car is as safe as they can make a 5000 lb block of steel traveling at 70 mph.

      I hope I'm right too, because otherwise stories like yours will remain the minority amongst far too many others.

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  4. OS?... by bobsled · · Score: 1, Troll

    As long as it doesn't have a red, green, blue, and yellow waving flag somewhere on the dashboard...

    "The NEW Volvo Titanic! With WinSafe Technology!"

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    1. Re:OS?... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The NEW Volvo Titanic! With WinSafe Technology!"

      And when the OS crashes, you'll literally get the Blue Screen of Death!

  5. All it needs to detect is.... by Chris_Stankowitz · · Score: 5, Funny
    Estrogen levels!!!!

    /ducks

    1. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, so it knows when to shut itself off?





      (...because it couldn't possibly help avoid a crash at that point)

      /duck

    2. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by yelve · · Score: 1

      If it detects estrogen levels then it could reconfigure the climate control to one big switch. UP for maximum cool and DOWN for maximum heat. Everything else would be reconfigured to work as a volume control.

    3. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by JohnTheFisherman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Add to that a faraday cage to prevent cell phones from working.

    4. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by axis-techno-geek · · Score: 1

      ...and turn signal over/under (ie. none) usage

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    5. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by SilkBD · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      This has a measure of truth. Women in general (IN GENERAL) are indecisive drivers. They don't express confidence in their driving and it comes out as being dangerous on the road.

      This is not simply a blind generalisation. I did a comprehensive field study, and I have determined that women and people over the age of 50 should be required to take an advanced driving test on a yearly basis in order to maintain a valid driver's license.

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    6. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by RetroGeek · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Add to that a faraday cage to prevent cell phones from working.

      Why?

      The drivers who CAN drive have no problem using com devices. Just look at any police car, taxi, ambulance, fire truck, transport truck, etc. They all have two-way radios (which is what a cell phone is). And in addition are all the other people who have CB radios. Plus they have to manipulate a "push to talk" key.

      Idiots who can barely drive at all have problems with cell phones (and food, drink , CD players, lighters, etc).

      Don't tell me I cannot use my cell phone when I CAN use my CB radio......

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    7. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, honestly, I would prefer that non-idiots be allowed to use their cell phones while driving. If you can't drive while using a cell phone, DON'T DO IT. Unfortunately, the common sense factor doesn't kick in. I see 2-3 cars every day on each end of my 10 mile commute swerving like they're drunk out of their mind, but no, they're chit chatting on the cell phone, swerving from lane to lane.

      I hope people start paying more attention and don't wind up screwing it up for all of us, but I think more absolute bans that restrict everyone will be more and more common. As always, the few spoil it for the many.

    8. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      The drivers who CAN drive have no problem using com devices. Just look at any police car, taxi, ambulance, fire truck, transport truck, etc.

      For the most part, they're exchanging occasional single-sentence messages that are on a predefined topic. Moreover, the volume on these radios is set to sound obnoxiusly loud and clear, so the driver doesn't have to strain to decode subtle meanings in a conversation. This does not consume a lot of high-level brain bandwidth. These radio communications also reduce overall risk by cutting down how much driving these vehicles need to do; without radios they'd have to return to base stations for instructions.

      Even conversations with people in the car are safer because the passengers will usually shut up when a hazardous situation arises. In fact, passengers sometimes alert the driver to hazards that they see.

      None of that applies to frivolous conversations over a cellphone. All you're trying to do is selfishly save some of your own personal time by paying less attention to your driving.

    9. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by schovanec · · Score: 1

      Wow. Are you talking about my sister? In an average car, the fan control has ~5 or more different speed settings. But for her, there is only two: OFF and MAX.

    10. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      This is not simply a blind generalisation. I did a comprehensive field study, and I have determined that women and people over the age of 50 should be required to take an advanced driving test on a yearly basis in order to maintain a valid driver's license.

      Yeah, yeah, and my comprehensive field studies show that smoking doesn't cause cancer. I'm not going to provide any data either; my assertion that I did a comprehensive field study should be enough.

      Hey, if women drivers are so much worse than men, why do insurance companies charge men more than women? Why do drivers under the age of 25 get charged more than those over 50? Could it be because actuaries have looked at the numbers and determined which groups have a higher risk? Nah, must be some sort of conspiracy!

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    11. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Add to that a faraday cage to prevent cell phones from working."

      Make sure that cage prevents your CD player from working. Additionally, it should prevent you from eating in the car and adjusting your makeup. These cause many many car accidents as well. Last I heard, far more than cell phones have. (For the record, I haven't checked on that in a couple of years...)

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    12. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      For the most part, they're exchanging occasional single-sentence messages that are on a predefined topic

      Ever driven along the highway listening to tuckers?

      without radios they'd have to return to base stations for instructions.

      Honey, on your way home, can you pick up some milk?

      All you're trying to do is selfishly save some of your own personal time by paying less attention to your driving.

      By this criteria all forms of non-driving activities should be banned. Which would include listening to the radio jocks as they try to tell a joke.

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    13. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why do drivers under the age of 25 get charged more than those over 50?"

      AARP

    14. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      Ever driven along the highway listening to tuckers?

      Yes, I quite a bit. I usually listen to the CB rather than the radio on long roadtrips. Much of the communications is short status updates. However, even the rambling conversations use a very stilted format that has evolved specifically for driving conditions. The half-duplex technology ensures that you don't have to listen while you're talking. Every party to the conversation understands that your transmission may have to be retried, and explicit handshakes (10-4, etc.) are used extensively. Significant silent gaps for delayed replies are expected. The CB protocol has adapted as an activity that has lower priority than the actual driving, and it takes significantly fewer brain cycles to operate than talking to an arbitrary party on the telephone.

      Even so, it would probably be a good idea if a few of the more long winded truck drivers cut back on their yammering. It tends to be mostly redundant bitching about the same old sets of issues anyway.

      Honey, on your way home, can you pick up some milk?

      If cellphone conversations were really limited to that extent, there wouldn't be much of a problem. But they're not.

      By this criteria all forms of non-driving activities should be banned. Which would include listening to the radio jocks as they try to tell a joke.

      You are not expected to respond to the radio, so the attention you apply to it can vary as conditions warrant. The jock is also probably talking very clearly straight into a $1000 microphone. You are probably not straining to pick out what he's saying; nor are you trying to formulate an instant reply.

    15. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      See? A conspiracy theory. I figured such a baseless assertion would come down to that.
      On the other hand, insurance companies and the National Highway Traffic & Safety Administration will tell you differently.

      Oh, and "AARP" doesn't explain how women are supposed to be more dangerous than men despite having 50% of the ratio of fatal accidents per driver compared to men. Admittedly, women do have more total accidents than men in nearly every age group by about 20-50%, but almost all of these accidents are minor fender-benders making them overall far less dangerous and adjusting insurance rates accordingly.

      Also, the young and the male are overall more likely to disregard traffic laws.

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    16. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      For the most part, they're exchanging occasional single-sentence messages that are on a predefined topic.

      Also important is that those kinds of radio users ("pro drivers) are usually talking about what they're doing. Cops, firemen, and bus-drivers all talk to their co-workers. Where and how they're driving is the usual subject of conversation.

      One of the big reasons cellphones are dangerous is that nonprofessional users often discuss something totally unrelated to their driving, making it a bigger distraction.

    17. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      You are probably not straining to pick out what he's saying;

      When you get away from the broadcast antenna you are.

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    18. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1
      Women in general (IN GENERAL) are indecisive drivers. They don't express confidence in their driving and it comes out as being dangerous on the road.

      Wrong. Indecisiveness is good. Acting certain when you're not is much worse than honestly admitting an incompetency.
      • When 2 indecisive drivers meet at a crossing, they both pause and wait for the other to go, delaying people behind them.
      • When a confident driver meets an indecisive one, he zooms ahead and is the first to his destination.
      • When 2 confident drivers meet at a crossing, they try to beat each other through, collide, and die. (delaying people behind them)
    19. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      99% of the time I see someone swerving from lane to lane or driving 10MPH or more outside of everyone else in that lane, they're using a cell phone. They're not applying makeup, they're not dancing or singing in the car, they're talking on a cell phone. You can spot them by their driving habits, and see what idiots they are before you find the cause, which is invariably a cell phone.

      I'd like to see any data that supports your claim that comes from someone other than Nokia or Qualcomm.

      http://www.siliconvalley.com/mld/siliconvalley/n ew s/local/5056748.htm

      Cell phones beat out the radio by a fairly slim margin, but EVERY car has a radio, and not everyone has a cell phone. I've never seen someone swerving and driving like a dip shit and pass them to reveal they're playing with their car radio, putting on makeup, eating, or anything else that seems dangerous. It's ALWAYS a cell phone.

    20. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by SilkBD · · Score: 1
      Don't mistaken Confidence with stupidity. If you're at an intersection and you are confident that it is safe to proceed... you go without hesitation.

      Indecisive drivers will second guess everything and cause an accident.

      Indecisiveness is a bad characteristic of a driver. No getting around that one, as much as you try.

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    21. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by SilkBD · · Score: 1
      There's definately much more men on the road than women. The data is more than likey biased against men to this point.

      Additionally, it makes good business sense to charge the larger population of drivers more than the smaller.

      It's all a grand scam.

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    22. Re:All it needs to detect is.... by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Read my follow-up to the AC. The ratio of fatal accidents per driver is higher for men than for women. This is irrespective of the population size. Furthermore, there are actually slightly more women than men on the road nationwide.

      Your statement that you did "a comprehensive study" is either a blatant lie or a sign that you're a terrible researcher when comparing your statements against the data provided by the NHTSA and the IIHS. Men are twice as likely to be involved in a fatal accident as women, and it isn't until you reach age 70, not 50 that you start to become a statistically more dangerous driver. This is backed up with facts.

      Oh, and "it's all a grand scam" is just another way of saying that it's all just a conspiracy. You have no evidence to support your claims, you never have, and you never will, so shut your idiotic misogyny.

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  6. Jumps and Leaps ahead in Technology by stecoop · · Score: 1, Funny

    We're confident we can do it in ways that drivers will accept

    I like to drive but I they could develop a car to drive for me than I will turn of the reigns without any squabble. But in this article they're making strong strides towards sleepy drivers by shacking the wheel when the drive nodes. Revolutionary yes (with a touch sarcasm) - Yet the driver will immediately unplug this devise when he's sitting at a drive movie theater with his girl friend and this thing goes off; she'll think he's a perv.

    1. Re:Jumps and Leaps ahead in Technology by karnal · · Score: 1

      Yup. Cause we all know the car won't know it's in "Park" or that the key is turned off :)

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    2. Re:Jumps and Leaps ahead in Technology by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      I'm more worried about the actual pervs that will try to activate the system while they're driving just to get off. Think about it... It's a vibrator.

  7. Warning ! by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    Coming from the Onstar speaker: "You are approaching 88 mph. Your flux capacitor is set to Europe at the time of the Black Plague. Are you REALLY SURE you want to take the DeLorean there?"

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    1. Re:Warning ! by Throtex · · Score: 1

      More like "Entering the time of the Black Plague... OnStar service is not available in this era. Have a nice day."

    2. Re:Warning ! by paul248 · · Score: 1

      What kind of crazy new flux capacitor do you have that takes you through time AND space?

    3. Re:Warning ! by docbrown42 · · Score: 1

      What kind of crazy new flux capacitor do you have that takes you through time AND space?

      Version 2.0!

      (yea, I'm a geek. Check the username and web address)

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    4. Re:Warning ! by parkrrrr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since the Earth rotates on its axis and revolves around the sun, which is itself revolving around the center of the Milky Way galaxy, which is itself moving relative to other objects in the neighborhood, time travel as depicted in the Back To The Future movies is necessarily also space travel. It can't be that hard to tweak the math a bit to make you materialize somewhere else on the planet, or even on some other planet.

      (Someone once wrote a very short science fiction story based on that concept, that went something like this: "Doctor Soandso looked into the cameras and announced loudly: 'Behold! The world's first time machine! I shall now transport myself six months into the future!' He barely had time to smile at his success before he froze solid in the depths of interstellar space." Obviously, the original author did a better job of it.)

    5. Re:Warning ! by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      What kind of crazy new flux capacitor do you have that takes you through time AND space?

      If time travel WERE possible, then space relocation would be a must. Otherwise a time movement of a few minutes would put you outside the atmosphere.

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    6. Re:Warning ! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Riiiight, the onstar system in your volvo-powered kit car. I ought to see if they'll install one on my VW trike, next.

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  8. aaaaaaaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's sad that people can't drive without computers verily so.

  9. If they keep protecting stupid people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How do they expect evolution to produce a better human species?

    1. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

      I somehow feel that the answer involves the Ice Capades.

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    2. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by dwm · · Score: 1

      How do they expect evolution to produce a better human species?

      I'm sorry, I must have missed evolution's spectacular successes in this endeavor over the last few millenia under the current conditions...

    3. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by Throtex · · Score: 1

      You don't... evolution doesn't produce 'better' specimens, it produces more likely candidates for survival and future reproduction. Your first statement is self-fulfilling in this respect.

      However, this was a joke, and as such I will laugh. Har har. :)

    4. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends how you define better. Stupid people would generally be less likely to survive (and thus reproduce), so protecting them only hurts the gene pool.

    5. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You don't... evolution doesn't produce 'better' specimens, it produces more likely candidates for survival and future reproduction."

      That's the only definition of "better" we get from this universe.

    6. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Stupid people buy stupid things and thus have less money to support their third child?

      Or maybe the engineers will use the extra money that they make from all this to have a few extra tykes.

      Of course, stupid people still breed faster, so I don't have much hope for 'evolving a better person.'

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    7. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then your grandparent's post made no sense, since protecting stupid people DOES produce "better" specimens.

    8. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by mritunjai · · Score: 1

      They keep protecting "rich" idiots!!

      Infact, no matter how stupid you are, if you have the moolah to pay, you can get (almost) everything.

      BTW, since the article says that this system is due to appear in "2005 models of Infiniti's FX sport utility vehicle, then again next spring on the 2006 M45 luxury sedan", which I bet will cost $60,000+ (may be even $100,000+), can't these super-rich-super-idiots, hire a chauffeur to drive the damn thing sensibly ??

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    9. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by bullring1 · · Score: 1

      Why not protect the stupid people... /. mods up the stupid people too... what can you do?

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    10. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      How do they expect evolution to produce a better human species?

      If this system will prevent stupid people from accidentally killing off the non-stupid portions of the gene pool, that is how it will better serve evolution.

      Cars don't kill people, stupid drivers kill people...

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    11. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Artificially better vs. Naturally better is the point.

    12. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most rich people are either smart people or descendents of smart people, not counting lottery winners, marriages, etc.

    13. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like Kool Aid and real juice. Except Kool Aid tastes better!

    14. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "If they keep protecting stupid people How do they expect evolution to produce a better human species?"

      I just love the assumption that devices like these are only made to save stupid people.

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    15. Re:If they keep protecting stupid people by KingJoshi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Evolution is short-sighted. Natural selection has no goal, but the product (living organism) is something that "works" for the environment. And works means able to reproduce life.

      If being fundamentalist causes more children (which it seems today) and they spread their genes, then in terms of natural selection, it's a better gene (though obviously, there is a great interdependence between nature and nurture, single genes affecting multiple characteristics and multiple genes combining to influence one).

      "Better" is a loaded term and your understanding is inappropriate with evolution. I hate the phrase "survival of the fittest" because so many have failed to understand that actually you're defining "fittest" as those who survive. And since natural selection is short-sighted, there are cases where you reach a local optima and need something radical to occur to put "evolution on the right path". And that phrase there is biased upon your values and expectations of what should occur (assuming intelligence is good and to be always desired versus maybe limited intelligence and following with society).

      Also, evolution could be reactionary to the environment. As diseases spread, those resistent to some forms will likely survive. HIV is tearing apart parts of Africa and it's likely that there will be some that are resistent to various strands of HIV. They're only "better" humans because of the conditions of today, though it's likely that by gaining immunity, they could be losing some other characteristic. That's life.

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  10. A more important headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ford's Escape Hybrid gets 38MPG in a NYC driving marathon. Finally, an SUV that doesn't guzzle gas.

    Link

    1. Re:A more important headline by the+Man+in+Black · · Score: 1

      Right, and the chairman of Ford would like a federal increase in gas taxes in order to drive more people to purchase this SUV. Nothing better than a federal subsidy to increase profits, nosireebob.

    2. Re:A more important headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll have to double-check the Constitution to see if there's a right to cheap gas (hint: the answer is related to the word "no").

      Could it be that maybe that's what's needed to raise the average fuel economy in this country?

  11. Nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So when you swerve to miss the idiot ahead of you who's wrecking due to his smart car BSODing, your car will automatically adjust the steering so you plow head on into him. Where do I sign up?

    1. Re:Nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      My God, thank goodness we have you here. I'm sure the engineers designing this system never considered that a driver may need to swerve suddenly. I bet you just saved this country billions of dollars.

    2. Re:Nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do I get to keep him, or do I have to throw him back?

    3. Re:Nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Researchers also tested a so-called 'active' system in which the vehicle would actually adjust the steering automatically if it veered too far one way or the other."

      Quote from the top. Isn't this exactly what the poster was describing?

    4. Re:Nice... by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      So when you swerve to miss the idiot ahead of you who's wrecking due to his smart car BSODing, your car will automatically adjust the steering so you plow head on into him. Where do I sign up?


      Yeah, reminds me of the "New cars are garbage, that's why I drive a 1974 station wagon." arguement I've heard from countless teenagers and poor people.

      I am sure people like to dream about new fancy things causing catastropes; but keep in mind that your airbags, fuel system, transmission, and braking systems are all computer controlled if you have a car worth driving.

      Ever think about how much computing power the auto companies throw at silmulations for on board car computers? Let's just say that NASA could learn something from them.

    5. Re:Nice... by russellh · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, the engineers won't have to consider every possible case, because if they do, they will never be done. The only way for it to work, IMHO, begins with truly massive data collection over many years. The cars will have to be trained.

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  12. Not sure how it relates... by paranode · · Score: 4, Informative

    But in Texas, all of the major highways have a specific kind of etching on each side of the road in the pavement. When you go over this with your tire, it creates a really loud noise that vibrates the entire car. It would wake up just about anybody, and I think it's been around for a good number of years.

    So if this is what they're talking about, it's pretty effective I think.

    1. Re:Not sure how it relates... by BlackHorse · · Score: 2, Informative

      They're called rumble strips, and are a feature found on nearly every interstate and major highway that has had some work done to it in recent times. They are very effective at getting your attention if you drift.

    2. Re:Not sure how it relates... by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      That is of course if your Drift to the right on the Right Lane and Left on the Left lane. If you are in the Middle Lane no such help.

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    3. Re:Not sure how it relates... by BlackHorse · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's when either: A) The noise of horns from people in those lanes gets your attention or B) The loud crunching noise awakens you in time to see the final few seconds of life!

    4. Re:Not sure how it relates... by red+floyd · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's what Bott's Dots are for.

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    5. Re:Not sure how it relates... by stecoop · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Others may not be aware that the Roads in Texas have things called 'road tites'. They're reflective markers glued to the road where white and yellow lines would be. At night they light up very bright from headlight reflection and if you're going the wrong way they reflect red. If you 'wander' in your lane and run of them you'll now it - they have various levels. Small medium and large. As you can guess the small ones are for yellow lane change markers. Medium for right medians and turn lanes. Large will blow your hubcaps off and introduce corrective action behavior preventing you from re-doing the act.

    6. Re:Not sure how it relates... by nodwick · · Score: 1
      But in Texas, all of the major highways have a specific kind of etching on each side of the road in the pavement. When you go over this with your tire, it creates a really loud noise that vibrates the entire car. It would wake up just about anybody, and I think it's been around for a good number of years.
      You mean like rumble strips? That's actually one of the "sounds" that the computerized system they tested uses as a warning (presumably because people are already familiar with that noise):
      Ford spokesman Mike Vaughn said they tested computerized optical scanning and a variety of warnings: a vibrating steering wheel, the sound of a car driving over rumble strips and a visual warning projected on the windshield.
      Using technology to try to improve driving is not new; as a Boston Globe article "Honk If You're Driving" noted, similar devices are already deployed today:
      Many trucks on US highways already have systems in place to gauge a driver's roadworthiness by analyzing steering and pedalwork patterns or by detecting frequent blinking and heavy eyelids. But because of drivers' fears that this data might be used against them in court, such technology has not caught on in American passenger cars, according to Tsuda [of Nissan's Technical Center North America], who designed a short-lived fatigue-monitoring car for Nissan Japan in the 1980's.
      There are systems to try to detect other problems like following too closely and other driver "no-no's", but so far privacy concerns have been a major impediment. The technology also has to overcome the problem that at best they can just issue warnings (since no one's ready to accept a car that usurps control from its driver yet), and drivers can still choose to ignore the warnings. The lesson is that technology is only half of the picture; human behavior and social concerns need to be addressed also before ideas like this will really take off.
    7. Re:Not sure how it relates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, these are nice. But they're impractical in much of the US because they don't interact well with snowplows.

    8. Re:Not sure how it relates... by briansz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think everybody can agree that rumble strips on the side of roads are A Good Thing.

      Unfortunately, it's the reaction that some drivers have when suddenly jarred awake that's the problem.

      Not that the reactions of many drivers are much better when they aren't dozing. It amazes me no end how we give a person license to pilot a 5000-pound missle - day or night, and in all types of weather - when all they've proven that they can drive it around a small parking lot and answer a few questions.

      Want to reduce accidents? Want to save lives? Mandatory driving skills and car control training before you get a license. As it stands, we're so concerned with car control here in the USA that you'll get a Reckless Driving ticket for doing donuts in a big empty parking lot while testing out the limits of your ride to see how it behaves in a skid condition.

      Won't Somebody Think Of The Children?

    9. Re:Not sure how it relates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which unfortunately can't be used in any area expecting to be plowed for snow.

      Those dots realy do help, especially when the roads are wet--they really stick out from the glare.

    10. Re:Not sure how it relates... by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Those systems don't have a 50% profit margin for the auto makers.

    11. Re:Not sure how it relates... by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      Thats a hard call. What if someone comes into the parking lot and you dont see them. Same reason why they would give you a ticket for going backwards on a highway when there is no one else there. Now if the parking lot is closed off, and there is no way the cop can get into it, then you might be right.

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    12. Re:Not sure how it relates... by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      Which unfortunately can't be used in any area expecting to be plowed for snow.,/i>

      No, but you can use indents.

      Up here in the Great White North(tm) the indents have reflectors too.

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    13. Re:Not sure how it relates... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...The loud crunching noise awakens you in time to see the final few seconds of life!

      See the breaking glass
      In the underpass
      See the breaking glass
      In the underpass
      Warm leatherette

      Hear the crushing steel
      Feel the steering wheel
      Hear the crushing steel
      Feel the steering wheel

      Warm leatherette

      Warm leatherette

      Warm leatherette
      Melts on your burning flesh
      You can see your reflection
      In the luminescent dash

      Warm leatherette

      A tear of petrol
      Is in your eye
      The hand brake
      Penetrates your thigh
      Quick - Let's make love
      Before you die

      On warm leatherette
      Warm leatherette

      Warm leatherette
      Warm leatherette
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    14. Re:Not sure how it relates... by Threed · · Score: 1

      In Ohio, that's "Reckless Operation of a Motor Vehicle on Private Property". Don't ask how I know that.

    15. Re:Not sure how it relates... by briansz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You have a point, which I could counter by asking how someone driving into a large empty parking lot could possibly avoid seeing a vehicle in the middle of it laying down rubber and doing 360's and fail to excercise the appropriate caution.

      We can then discuss where one person's rights end and another person's rights begin, but the real point I'm trying to get across is that I don't know of, say, a public skidpad I can drive down to this afternoon and test out how my truck behaves in a slide and how I need to react to counter it.

      It is completely ludicrous to me that we expect people to learn how to control a vehicle in a dangerous situation by giving them free reign to go out and get into that situation on public highways without any prior knowledge or training.

      Like anything else, some people will have a natural affinity for car control and not have many accidents. Others will find it difficult to grasp the concepts involved and may have several wrecks a year. Both people could benefit from training before they hit the road at 75mph. The motoring public at large benefits as well.

      When my stepdad taught me how to drive in the snow, we came to a long bridge with nobody else around. He told me to take it up to about 40mph, and then said abruptly, "Now jam the brakes." I did, and we slid for about a third of the length of the bridge before stopping. I still recall his next words to this day: "Remember how long it took to stop."

      I'm not arguing for preventing anybody from driving. In my opinion, in much of the US today driving should be a right rather than a privilege. What I am arguing against is underskilled and unprepared people driving.

      I have to take NRA safety classes before I get a hunting license to go out into the public (or other) woodlands to hunt game with a firearm.

      I don't feel that car control training before a driver's license is issued to go out on the public roads with a three-ton SUV is any different. Don't even get me started on the parents that buy 16-year-old Johnny a 300HP Mustang and fail to enroll him in classes on how to keep it pointed straight.

      Some accidents aren't preventable. Most are. Speed itself is less of a problem than driver error. Most driver error could be prevented with training.

      OK, I'm done now.

    16. Re:Not sure how it relates... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I thought those were there so you could "drive by Braille" in think fog?

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    17. Re:Not sure how it relates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you may call them titties, but engineers call the traffic buttons.

    18. Re:Not sure how it relates... by iangoldby · · Score: 1

      Want to reduce accidents? Want to save lives? Mandatory driving skills and car control training before you get a license.

      Car control and the practical side of driving skills is only a minor factor in good driving.

      My simple definition of a Good Driver is one who is somewhere else when the accident happens.

      Good driving is mostly about anticipating the conditions just around the next obstruction and especially anticipating what all the other idiots are likely to do. A good driver almost never has to take emergency evasive action because he reacted to the approaching problem before it became an emergency. Good drivers also have a knack of creating space around themselves and know how to get rid of tailgaters and other menaces.

      Of course, there's nothing wrong with being an ace at skid control, but it is no substitute for chosing the correct speed for the corner in the first place. But that's no fun, is it?

    19. Re:Not sure how it relates... by Trifthen · · Score: 1

      They don't have those here in the Midwest. I got used to seeing "road turtles" while I was growing up in Washington State, and was highly confused when I came here for college.

      That was of course, before my friend drove over the etched parts of the road that are before all major 4-way highway stopsigns, and some road shoulders... I nearly shat myself. It's not the huge jerk you'll get from running over a road turtle, but it sure as hell got my attention.

      Best thing about this kind of technology? Go ahead and try to circumvent it. ^_^

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    20. Re:Not sure how it relates... by parksie · · Score: 1

      I blame my first accident on things like this.

      I had absolutely no idea how the car I was in would react when I jammed the footbrake on, on a wet road, going at 35mph. As it happens, I went into the back of the (stopped) car in front, at about 25mph.

      My fault? Yes. I wasn't paying enough attention. I didn't know the road, I looked at the sign to see where I needed to go, I messed it up, and splat. I'm sure it could have been a lot worse, the road was a 60mph speed limit dual-carriageway; luckily I'd paid attention in my driving lessons and had noted the weather conditions (overcast, wet road) and had reduced my speed accordingly.

      Unfortunately, dropping your speed isn't everything. And you know what? I'm a *lot* more careful about paying attention to *exactly* what is in front of me now.

      I still think that had I had chance to experiment with the car, slam the brakes on at 50, repeatedly, in an open, safe area, I may have done better. Sadly, the laws don't let you do that here unless you're on a private road, which I don't have.

    21. Re:Not sure how it relates... by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      First, there is no way you are a guy.

      Second, learning how to slam your breaks over and over again will not reduce the distance it takes your car to stop.

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    22. Re:Not sure how it relates... by parksie · · Score: 1

      a) I am a guy :P

      b) Learning how to do it *without* locking the wheels and skidding, thus increasing the stopping distance. No ABS :)

    23. Re:Not sure how it relates... by strike2867 · · Score: 1

      I dont have ABS(91 Corolla), never had, and hopefully never will. I have never been in an accident. Ive found that locking wheels at high speeds(80+) is perfectly fine. The difference is that some people lock their wheels when they are about to run into someone is nerves. They arent thinking and just reacting. Locking my wheels has just recently probably saved my life and my car. I was driving around 70 and someone went straight into my side(drivers). There were trees and the curb on my right, so I couldnt go anywhere. I locked my wheels and turned my car with the front facing at an angle into the curb, leaving space for his car at the front left of mine. My car slid at that angle for a while until the idiot sverved back into his lane. Then I regained control of my car. Being able to remain cool in that situation saved me. BTW I had 2 other people in the car at the time, there was heavy traffic all around us(this is Chicago so it was mostly tailgating).

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  13. This will only be effective by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

    If these smart cars electrocute stupid drivers before they can start the car.

  14. (really) smart cars to remove stupid drivers.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the really smart car should steer the stupid driver against the wall (or off a very high bridge) when the risk of nuisance is minimal for others.

  15. The smart car even kill's CATs! by DR+SoB · · Score: 2, Funny

    See for yourself:

    http://dune.moldova.net/qt/KA2.mpeg

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    1. Re:The smart car even kill's CATs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude that is absolutely sick. Please mod this out of existence.

    2. Re:The smart car even kill's CATs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude that is absolutely sick. Please mod this out of existence.

      Said the guy waiting in line to see the latest Quentin Tarantino movie while complaining to his girlfriend about how FCC censorship.

    3. Re:The smart car even kill's CATs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...about how FCC censorship. is bad.

      that last part was originally censored.

      The video's a fake. Behead a cat and expect a lot of blood.

    4. Re:The smart car even kill's CATs! by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      It's a real Ford Commercial in Europe that wasn't supposed to be released, but it was stolen and put on the internet. It's on
      snopes.com. Maybe you should complain to Ford.

      (BTW- I drive a Ford.)

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    5. Re:The smart car even kill's CATs! by efatapo · · Score: 1

      Sure enough. Here's the link to the snopes story. ~Dan http://www.pbase.com/efatapo

    6. Re:The smart car even kill's CATs! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Even though It still freaks me out. As a Cat lover and owner I will have nightmares tonight.

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  16. So what if it screws up? by ajutla · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What if you're driving down a perfectly straight road and suddenly your car starts weaving back and forth because it's trying to correct its path because some dirt's gotten into its sensors and screwed them up? What if you're trying to turn and the car won't let you? What if you're trying to drive and the computer intervenes doing dangerous things? There'd better be a manual override...

    1. Re:So what if it screws up? by mks113 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You could say the same about anti-lock brakes. "What happens if the computer decides to release your brakes at the wrong time!!?".

      The answer is that they asked that question early in design. It detects anomalies and shuts the system down. I expect it to be the same with "auto-steering".

    2. Re:So what if it screws up? by wampus · · Score: 2, Informative

      I HATE ABS ever since driving my parents' Suburban a few years back. Going down a cetain hill that ends in a T intersection (and a pond) would always kick the ABS on, and stopping became VERY difficult and scary. Seems GM should have detected more anomalies.

    3. Re:So what if it screws up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


      You could say the same about anti-lock brakes.


      Yeah, but the downside of your brakes going haywire is that your car stops (If ABS refuses to kick in you still have standard brakes, so the only intrusive failure mode is for them to kick in unexpectedly)

      Granted, your car deciding to go into emergency stop in the middle of the freeway is scary and dangerous, but I'd take that over my car suddenly deciding that it will override my steering any day.

    4. Re:So what if it screws up? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      What if your hydraulic brake line fails on your manually controlled car? What if your transmission explodes and sends you into an uncontrolled skid?

      Then you're hosed. Systems fail, and accidents (sometimes fatal ones) happen.

      Odds are good that the last aircraft you flew in was driven by a computer, and you didn't die. The question is, would smart cars create a net reduction in roadway casualties?

      Computers can be made fail-safe and fail-soft. Just because Microsoft can't do it doesn't mean it can't be done.

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    5. Re:So what if it screws up? by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      When they mentioned projecting an image on the windshied all I could imagine was the Blue Screen of Death blocking my view suddenly and causing my actual death.


      -Colin

    6. Re:So what if it screws up? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      You mean GM is bad at designing cars, and the Suburban is unsuitable for driving on public roads?

      Astounding. Stop the presses.

      Everybody else on Earth seems to have figured out excellent ABS computers. Juat because GM doesn't, isn't an indictment of the technology, only of GM's incompetence and recklessness.

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    7. Re:So what if it screws up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know the failure could go both ways. It could just was well freak out and stick on as it could refuse to kick in. However, I don't recall ever hearing about any cases of this happening

    8. Re:So what if it screws up? by chrisopherpace · · Score: 1

      Don't know about your vehicles, but most vehicles with ABS can be slightly over-ridden by shifting into neutral, and then hitting the brakes. Works like wonders in snow (I'm from MT). Granted, the only vehicles I've tried this on are a 1999 chevy cavalier and a 92 oldsmobile achiva.

    9. Re:So what if it screws up? by slittle · · Score: 1

      They could use the same mechanism that stops people getting crushed in automatic doors - stop when a certain amount of external force is applied.

      And/or stick an override button on the steering wheel somewhere.

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    10. Re:So what if it screws up? by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Yeah. The only thing I don't like (hate, actually) about my new subie wrx is the ABS (WTF is a rally-inspired car doing with ABS???). We got some snow a couple of weeks after I got it. Its ABS was even more crazy than that in my old acura. Blech.

    11. Re:So what if it screws up? by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Are you sure the ABS came on? Did you hear and feel the typical high-frequency feedback? ABS only engages when you're losing contact with the road surface.

      The thing is, MOST SUVs out there have SEVERELY UNDERRATED braking systems. This means that if you were expecting an SUV to brake anywhere near as quickly as a car, you've got another thing coming. This has nothing to do with the ABS aspsct - they'll brake crappily if you never lose traction. But if you do happen to lose traction, you'll be very happy you have the ABS. Crappy braking is better than no braking.

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    12. Re:So what if it screws up? by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      You could say the same about anti-lock brakes. "What happens if the computer decides to release your brakes at the wrong time!!?".

      Actually, YOU CAN'T say that about ABS, that's not how it works.

      ABS will not engage without your foot pressing the brake. It's designed that way.

      This system, however, is designed to engage on it's own. That's why it's 100% stupid.
      One of the things people need to be able to do to keep control of their car is to be able to predict what it's going to do.

      There is an absolutely HUGE difference between a system that is designed to assist a human and a system that is designed to do something totally on its own.

      If they think the driver is asleep, they should kill the engine, roll down the windows and blast the radio (like a crescendo alarm clock, not suddenly).
      While that might annoy the hell out of someone in the event of a false alarm, at least it wouldn't get them killed.

      Altering the course of the vehicle is a very dangerous idea. It's about as bad as designing a gun to go off went it thinks it's being stolen so that the bullets can't be used in a crime later on.
      If you could design the system PERFECTLY it might make sense, but the reality is that either system is a bad idea because even the slightest mistake could have disastrous consequences and mistakes are pretty much guaranteed.

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    13. Re:So what if it screws up? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Guess what, the rally car has ABS too. They use it for controlling brake balance. I don't know if they are readily available because I can't afford an ABS system, let alone a car with one in it, but brake balance controllers exist, and they have a little knob on 'em. You can change that shit on the fly. Apparently subaru rally cars also have a control to manually set the variable center diff, but IIRC you can't set it to more than 50% rear, which is unfortunate. I could be wrong about that though...

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    14. Re:So what if it screws up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      ABS will not engage without your foot pressing the brake. It's designed that way.


      That's great. And the Titanic was designed to be unsinkable.

      (I love it when people underestimate entropy)

    15. Re:So what if it screws up? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Hydraulic lines can be inspected (by x-ray if you are really wealthy and paranoid) for damage. Transmissions are well-known technology and a nicely designed car (rear wheel drive, limited slip differential) won't do anything that bad if the transmission or engine should fail spectacularly. Computer software, however, is too complicated to do complete testing (of all possible combinations of inputs over time, especially when you are interfacing to the analog world as these systems do) and therefore you will never really know if they will work right or not.

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    16. Re:So what if it screws up? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      ABS will engage without your foot on the brake roughly as often as your BRAKE will engage without your foot on the brake.

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    17. Re:So what if it screws up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      ABS will engage without your foot on the brake roughly as often as your BRAKE will engage without your foot on the brake.


      So you are saying that ABS doubles the risk of unexpected braking.

    18. Re:So what if it screws up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Going down a cetain hill that ends in a T intersection (and a pond) would always kick the ABS on, and stopping became VERY difficult and scary.

      I have the same problem on my '95 Pontiac Firebird. If I'm braking lightly while coming up to an intersection, the ABS engages and all of the sudden it takes 20ft to stop instead of 10ft.


      Hasn't killed me yet, though I've nearly had a heart attack on a couple of occasions.


      Oddly enough, it only happens during light braking. Apparently I need to rush up to the stop and stomp the brakes...

    19. Re:So what if it screws up? by eofpi · · Score: 1

      The way a lot of SUV drivers drive them, you'd expect them to have brakes off a Porsche.

      Perhaps GM, Ford, etc. should put high-end brakes on their SUVs at the factory. They've got big engines already. They really ought to be able to stop from a given speed in less distance than it took to accelerate to it.

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    20. Re:So what if it screws up? by eofpi · · Score: 1

      What if your hydraulic brake line fails on your manually controlled car? What if your transmission explodes and sends you into an uncontrolled skid?

      Then you're hosed. Systems fail, and accidents (sometimes fatal ones) happen.

      In the US, by law, it's the driver's fault for not making sure their vehicle is in proper mechanical condition.

      I've never heard of a brake line failing without deliberate intervention (i.e. sabotage), but I suppose it could happen. In that case, you can still use engine braking to slow down, and the emergency/parking brake to stop.

      Transmissions are pretty solid components. Barring gross abuse, they're rather difficult to make explode. Still, that'd still just cause a loss of power to the wheels, and possibly damage the engine. The brakes would still work, as would the emergency/parking brake.

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    21. Re:So what if it screws up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ABS doesn't engage the brakes, it only disengages them via a stop solenoid on the brake lines. Your foot determines the potential pressure applied to the pads. It is not capable of engaging the brakes.

      If the ABS computer detects any of the wheels slowing down significantly faster than the others, it will block the pressure on that wheel's brakeline periodically to allow the wheel to regain traction (and steering control on the front tires). It becomes particularly complicated if you're slowing down around a turn (due to your differential, the inner wheels are allowed to spin slower than the outer wheels), thus causing different spin rates on all four wheels, which I suspect causes many of the problems with ABS systems.

    22. Re:So what if it screws up? by Skater · · Score: 1

      More likely, the parent didn't understand that more mass = more stopping time = better to go SLOW down the hill.

      --RJ

    23. Re:So what if it screws up? by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      That's great. And the Titanic was designed to be unsinkable. (I love it when people underestimate entropy)

      And I love it when people who don't understand how something works use it as the basis for a bad argument.

      Sure there's a chance that ABS might engage without your foot on the break, but there's also a chance all the gas molecules in your tank would randomly organize in such a way that your car explodes.

      Now if you want to have a RATIONAL discussion of something, you need to admit the chances of either happening are ridiculously small.

      FYI, the Titanic didn't sink becuase of "entropy" either. The design was flawed, hence the failure rate off 100%. If ABS systems were failing on at a significant rate, we'd be hearing about it, but we aren't because they were designed to prevent this from happening.

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    24. Re:So what if it screws up? by The+FooMiester · · Score: 1

      I will go thru great pains to avoid purchasing a car with ABS, ever since I almost hit a pedestrian because of it in Poughtown, NY.

      I was coming up to a light in a 94 GMC van, and the road was a little damp. I hit the brakes to stop. No reason to pump the brakes here, holding them steady should have been fine. I went over a wet manhole cover which caused the one wheel to slip just enough to kick the ABS in. I stopped in the middle of the crosswalk, narrowly missing the person crossing.

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    25. Re:So what if it screws up? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      No.

      I'm saying that ABS is interlocked; unless your foot is on the brake (or the same factors that cause your brakes to engage without your foot on the brake are in play) it can't engage. If A is required for B to happen, the probability of B cannot be greater than the probability of A.

      I.E. p(!brake) is X. p(ABS) is also X, because ABS implies !brake.

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    26. Re:So what if it screws up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anti Lock brakes modulate the pedal. They do not turn off the brakes.

    27. Re:So what if it screws up? by wampus · · Score: 1

      Yes! Driving is HARD. Concepts that seem so simple to others, just hurt my head.

    28. Re:So what if it screws up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      ABS doesn't engage the brakes, it only disengages them via a stop solenoid on the brake lines. Your foot determines the potential pressure applied to the pads. It is not capable of engaging the brakes.


      ABS includes a pump to restore pressure after it has released pressure. (otherwise your foot would slowly go to the floor as the ABS released pressure and you would have to pump the brakees to maintain braking.)

      It would require several things to go wrong at the same time for that pump to pressurize your braking system w/o the brakes being applied.

      I'm not saying it is likely. I'm just not ready to say "I couldn't happen"

    29. Re:So what if it screws up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Now if you want to have a RATIONAL discussion of something, you need to admit the chances of either happening are ridiculously small.

      FYI, the Titanic didn't sink becuase of "entropy" either. The design was flawed, hence the failure rate off 100%. If ABS systems were failing on at a significant rate, we'd be hearing about it, but we aren't because they were designed to prevent this from happening.


      The chances of the Titanic sinking on its maiden voyage were ridiculously small. (even with the design flaw that we see with our 20/20 hindsight)

      But it happened.

      Another case in point.

      Airplanes have been flying with empty fuel tanks for much longer than ABS has been around. If the wiring in empty airline fuel tanks were causing planes to blow up at a significant rate, we would have been aware of the problem decades ago.

      But it wasn't until relatively recently that we "discovered" the problem. Even after it happened, "experts" said it was impossible.

      My point isn't that we should be afraid of everything. Rather that expecting anything to be flawless (including ABS design) is misplaced trust.

    30. Re:So what if it screws up? by ahem · · Score: 1

      Were you pumping the brakes while going down the hill? ABS doesn't like pumping the brakes. The best way to use the brakes on an ABS equipped car is to apply steady, even pressure. Tapping the brakes confuses the ABS.

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    31. Re:So what if it screws up? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "Computer software, however, is too complicated to do complete testing"

      Simply not true. Fly by wire works just fine.

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    32. Re:So what if it screws up? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's still no excuse to use software to solve design problems which you are capable of solving through redesign, except to minimize their impact until you get them fixed and get a new model out the door.

      --
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    33. Re:So what if it screws up? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Hold on.

      What the hell are you talking about?

      How do you have an autonomous car without software? Why do you think I'm talking about not fixing design problems, and putting on software band-aids?

      I think you're having a different discussion than I'm having.

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  17. Smart cars to save stupid drivers? by broothal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Personally, I'd rather see smart drivers in stupid cars.

    Really - the solution to drowsy drivers shouldn't be of a technical nature, but of educational nature. If you're drowsy don't drive the fsckin car .

    1. Re:Smart cars to save stupid drivers? by kalidasa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, though one can engineer smarter cars, only Darwin can engineer smarter drivers.

    2. Re:Smart cars to save stupid drivers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      only Darwin can engineer smarter drivers

      Yeah, too bad he's dead...

    3. Re:Smart cars to save stupid drivers? by zx75 · · Score: 1

      Thats why I say, screw airbags. Everyone needs to have a mandatory foot long metal spike installed in the centre of the steering column. You'll instantly have better and more cautious drivers on the road. And if for some reason they aren't, instant darwinian selection takes place.

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    4. Re:Smart cars to save stupid drivers? by lavalyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Though Darwin can engineer smarter drivers, lawyers will ensure the propagation of the stupid.

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    5. Re:Smart cars to save stupid drivers? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      First: How's Darwin going to do that? He's been dead for years, and he wasn't an engineer.

      Second: You say you want evolution to engineer smarter drivers, but then you complain when stupid drivers run into you. You can't have it both ways...

      [/tongue-in-cheek]

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    6. Re:Smart cars to save stupid drivers? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Really - the solution to drowsy drivers shouldn't be of a technical nature, but of educational nature. If you're drowsy don't drive the fsckin car.

      Uh, because we have to work for a living - and it is hard to get home after work without driving...

      Sure, we should try to do what we can do to avoid being drowsy. But unless we want to take naps in our cars, the only solution to drowsy driving is to automate the cars.

      Some people just tend to get tired more easily than others. I guess you can say that they shouldn't drive - but the better solution is to enable them to get home even if they are drowsy...

    7. Re:Smart cars to save stupid drivers? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      That's like the bit in Fitzgerald's *Great Gatsby*, when Daisy says it's ok that she's a bad driver, since she won't have an accident until she meets another bad driver. Then she ends up killing a pedestrian.

  18. yeah.... by xao+gypsie · · Score: 1

    but i bet they cant save my idiot cousin who got into 5 wrecks her first month of driving...

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  19. Re: moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I haven't been able to get my /. email notification preferences to do that. Where is it?

  20. What we need, really by ObviousGuy · · Score: 1

    Flying cars. Just give us all our own personal road in the sky to drive as fast and recklessly as we want. The computer can control all the difficult intricacies of pitch, yaw, and all that other boring stuff that would distract us from what matters most, speed.

    Also having an autopilot would be nice for those among us who like to nap on the roads.

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    1. Re:What we need, really by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

      Also having an autopilot would be nice for those among us who like to nap on the roads.

      A rapidly diminishing group ;-)

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    2. Re:What we need, really by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      Theres not that much space up there... You can probably anticipate idiots being the cause of flaming wreckage raining down on your house.

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      "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  21. QM by CGP314 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It has to be literally 100 percent fool proof before an automaker will use it.

    Well, looks like no matter how you build these systems, quantum uncertainty is going to prevent your product from comming to market.


    -Colin

  22. clarification by kaan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    shouldn't this post be titled "Walking, Buses, and Trains to Save Stupid Drivers"...?

  23. a visual warning projected on the windshield? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine having this pop up and block your view:
    http://www.visi.com/~tdo/bsod.jpg

    1. Re:a visual warning projected on the windshield? by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      or worse www.goat.cx/hello.jpg

  24. Someone will sue saying it MADE them wreck by Maestro4k · · Score: 1

    Bet it won't even take long. They'll claim the audible/visual warnings triggered without cause (cause they were asleep and didn't realize it...) and the alarms confused them so much they drove head-on into a tree.

  25. whats that rumble? by gravyfaucet · · Score: 0

    Darwin is (still)rolling in his grave.

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  26. Don't cheat, you n00b!!! by Eberlin · · Score: 1

    C'mon, isn't this like using an aimbot in a FPS? Force feedback steering wheel, visual cues on the windshield -- sounds like a really posh way to play Gran Turisimo to me.

    I suppose if it helps decrease the number of car accidents out there, I should be all for it. However, I've found out that as much as we rave about stupid computer users, there's at least an equal amount of stupid car drivers out there. The big difference is that if you bork your machine, you inconvenience yourself and maybe a few others who get viruses over e-mail. You bork something with your car, lives are potentially at risk.

    Driving with these error-correcting systems turned on may make people rely on them too much...like a moron admin that thinks he's 100% safe after installing a firewall. This is good only if they hammer the point home that people should not rely on this to keep them safe.

    1. Re:Don't cheat, you n00b!!! by Rick.C · · Score: 1
      This is good only if they hammer the point home that people should not rely on this to keep them safe.

      While I agree completely with your sentiment, I'm afraid the public's reaction will be, "If I can't rely on it, why should I pay for it?"

      So all we'll see is a little half-hidden sticker somewhere and a disclaimer in the owner's manual. They can't afford to belabor the point. It would be a marketing disaster.
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  27. *BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm already getting ready for this. I've installed FreeBSD as the OS for my 1965 Cadillac hearse.

  28. Another interesting car technology by UID1000000 · · Score: 0

    I just read about something similar: http://www.trivalleyherald.com/Stories/0,1413,86~1 0669~2070611,00.html.

    It's about a sensor that when your speeding towards a light at 5 MPH or more above the speed limit it changes the light to red and makes you wait. Which is supposed to allow you time to cool off.

    This is a bit off topic b/c we are talking about internal car technology and drowiness but I think it's interesting none the less.

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    1. Re:Another interesting car technology by Dwarfgoat · · Score: 1

      Something tells me the last thing folks are going to do if a light turns red when they're in a hurry is to "cool off."

      "What? ANOTHER red light? AUGHH!!!!"

      This will lead to more people peeling off the line, running red lights, and otherwise making a real nuisance of themseleves. ...or maybe that's just me, I have a nasty habit of popping wasabe suppositories.

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  29. How about ticket warnings? by russotto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    All well and good, but if you really want to sell the system, you need warnings for more common dangers. For instance, you could add radar and lidar detectors, and enhance the optical scanning to detect police cars. The system could then indicate the location of these dangers on the screen, using the optical scanning to help filter out store security systems and such from real threats, as well as detecting cops using passive techniques. Oh, and you'd not put this in Volvos but rather Mustangs.

    1. Re:How about ticket warnings? by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      pigs use lasers now. 99% of the time you detect them right as you get tagged. It doesn't spread like radar. Laser detectors only save you in heavy traffic where the laser will be reflected off whoever just got tagged, but speedtraps aren't in areas with heavy trafiic.

  30. Finally! by Shaper+of+Myths · · Score: 5, Funny

    Researchers also tested a so-called "active" system in which the vehicle would actually adjust the steering automatically if it veered too far one way or the other."

    Finally!

    Now when I'm talking on my phone, reading the newspaper, and eating breakfast on the way to work, I can look down to pick a DVD or refresh /. without worrying about being a hazard anymore!

    1. Re:Finally! by jafuser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. These features will only encourage people to be more wreckless.

      Someone who's right on the threshold of falling asleep at the wheel will rationalize in their completely irrational fatigued-mind state that they can "let go" and drift off for a moment because the car will stay on the road and come to a nice safe stop.

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    2. Re:Finally! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      These features will only encourage people to be more wreckless.

      The absence of these features does not encourage people to be less wreckless.

      Might as well get rid of safety belts, airbags, rails on bridges and winter tires. by your logic they only make people more recjless by making them feel safe.

      Since people are being wreckless anyway, I'd rather have some protection from them for the rest of us.

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    3. Re:Finally! by mph · · Score: 3, Funny
      These features will only encourage people to be more wreckless.
      Great! Wreckless drivers are exactly what we want on the roads.

      Reckless drivers, on the other hand...

    4. Re:Finally! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I thought the whole idea of these features was to make the car wreckless!

      Perhaps you meant reckless? Or it was a joke, possibly, but you forgot the <SARCASM> tag.

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    5. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since you mentioned seatbelts, I've heard that they actually don't reduce driver fatalities and injuries, since they encourage people to drive more recklessly. At the same time, they cause an increase in pedestrian deaths (for the same reason).

  31. What scares me is... by The+Desert+Palooka · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Smart Cars" programmed by "Stupid" programmers, killing smart drivers...

    I think we can all enjoy the versitility of things like vinyl, analog devices and hacker friendly consumer electronics (see: all the support for the dreamcast in the Poll). I just fear that after a while cars might be restricting smart/clever driving with "safeguards" and eventually get some smart driver killed...

    As long as you can shut off things here and there, this system sounds kind of nice...

    1. Re:What scares me is... by no_mayl · · Score: 1

      I actually worked on a CAN-protocol CPU participating in mainting car stability and engine control.
      The scary bit, is that if exposed to high frequency (4x the CPU clocks) the RISC CPU would freeze (meta-stable state, where some bits are not 0 nor 1)! (found this out by accidentally mis-configuring a test-patern generator)

      So if your car's power distribution to the wheels was being told to focus on the rear right, and reduce input to front left, while the suspsension was ajusted accordingly and the CPU froze: fly baby!
      That system shipped in most big german cars.

      Luckily, the system had 3 CPUs (16bit DSP, 8bit DSP, 8bit RISC) watching each others backs (if one failed to respond to requests of the others it would get reset, and its recovery time was within the critical limits. ouf!)

      Ever heard the phrase "I was driving 25, and my airbag popped!", now you know why.

    2. Re:What scares me is... by zx75 · · Score: 1

      Cautious driving reduces the chance of needing sudden clever driving. And don't you think there are enough smart drivers out there being killed everyday because of stupid ones making a mistake?

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    3. Re:What scares me is... by The+Desert+Palooka · · Score: 1

      I don't know why but this post makes me irrationally happy.

      I guess that confirms my full-on geekitude.

  32. Visual feedback by moroderzone · · Score: 1

    Visual feed back won't work if your sleeping. Plus i routinely drive sitting on my hands, and just using my knee to adjust my steering.

  33. Flight Control Systems - Stick Shaker by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 4, Interesting
    a vibrating steering wheel...

    I worked on the B-2 Bomber's Flight Control System. We had a "stick shaker" wired to the pilot's controls that would vbrate when a stall condition was detected. This was activated after a warning light and tone were already used to alert the pilot. I have no experience with any other flight control system, but I would suspect that this is not unique to the B-2.

    Perhaps another slashdotter can post and let us know.

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    1. Re:Flight Control Systems - Stick Shaker by nanter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is a common alert mechanism in both military aircraft and commercial aircraft, although even without any such warning mechanisms (of which simple older aircraft will have none), when an aircraft approaches a stall the disruption of airflow across the wing that precedes the stall causes the whole aircraft to shake and buffet.

      You'll know if you're stalling.

      But who needs to worry about pilots? The training required for piloting an aircraft ensures that a pilot understands how much danger he/she is in and gives him/her the skills to bring the aircraft back in one piece. Wish the same could be said about driver training.

      -Nanter

    2. Re:Flight Control Systems - Stick Shaker by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
      when an aircraft approaches a stall the disruption of airflow across the wing that precedes the stall causes the whole aircraft to shake and buffet.

      Speculation: The B-2 is a fly by wire system with no physical feedback from the surfaces back through the controls. To me this means the intent of a mechanical stick shaker is to provide this feedback when the computer detects a stall condition, rather than waiting for the entire aircraft to enter oscillation (which the pilot would feel through the seat instead of the stick, anyway). Sound likely?

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    3. Re:Flight Control Systems - Stick Shaker by nanter · · Score: 1
      Sounds likely. Given that the B2 is highly dependent upon its on-board flight management systems to even fly straight and level, I can also imagine that reaching a full stall could be far more devastating than doing the same in a Cessna C172.

      More speculation, though, of course.

      :-)

    4. Re:Flight Control Systems - Stick Shaker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Stick Shaker is commonly attached to any aircraft whose aerodynamics cause it to be difficult to "fly out of" a stall condition. Note that the term "stall" in this case refers to the airplane being pulled up steeply enough to stop flying, and start falling. In a large number of aircraft with a T tail configuration (where the elevator/horizontal stabilizer is on the top of the tail, think DC-9, or 727 airliner), the plane is equipped with a stick shaker, and a stick push system that will automatically lower the nose. This is because the T tail configuration can get into a "deep stall" where the tail is inside the wing's turbulence, and it stops being effective. In this case, the airplane can get "stuck" in the stall, and just mush its way down until it hits ground.
      The B-2, being a flying wing, has no tail, so if the wing stalls, the aircraft would become very unstable. The early flying wings of the 1960's showed this, where a few of them stalled and then tumbled like a leaf. So the B-2 would have to have extra warnings to prevent the wing from stalling, and become a 'falling leaf' situation. Even advanced computer controls can't help when the controls are no longer in an airstream that lets them "bite" into the air.

      Check out info on Jack Northrop, for more info on Flying Wings, including the fighter versions they were working on in the 1960's.

    5. Re:Flight Control Systems - Stick Shaker by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean. I remember my grandfather driving me home from airborne school. I was more scared in that car (he was driving fine, btw) than I ever was jumping from the C130. You just have a full sense of CONTROL in those 3 weeks, knowing that whatever happens to you, you can handle it. Throwing other drivers on a road into the mix made me all nervous, after having been cut off from normal society for 3 weeks.

    6. Re:Flight Control Systems - Stick Shaker by MadHungarian1917 · · Score: 1

      Like the original Airbus at the Paris air show where the computer decided that the pilots stick input for climb were incorrect and the plane flew right into the ground.

    7. Re:Flight Control Systems - Stick Shaker by Krustyzeclown · · Score: 1

      I currently work for an french car manufacturer, and we're just about to release a car model that is able to warn you if you're about to quit your lane (it will be sold in 5/6 months). The system is based on sensors that "read" the road, especially the white lines. If you cross a line without using your indicator (which is what happens when you're falling asleep), the car detects it and warns you: the seat vibrates on the left if you're deviating on the left and vice-versa.

    8. Re:Flight Control Systems - Stick Shaker by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
      I interviewed on a similar project years ago at Odetics ITS (now Iteris). I turned down the offer because of some problems with the salary. I was dubious about its use in the U.S. market (mostly because of U.S. psychology), but introduction in Europe seems like a better approach.

      good luck on it. Please let me know how it goes after your launch.

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    9. Re:Flight Control Systems - Stick Shaker by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
      Actually, this is a common misconception. Because it was one of the first fly by wire crafts, everyone assumes that's what cause the crash. In fact, it has grown into an urban legend. My understanding is that it was pilot error.

      For more details on what the investigation found, see here.

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  34. Safe & easy? by Lord+of+Ironhand · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    If this is safety in the same way that Windows provides ease of use, it will certainly help a lot of people shoot themselves in the foot.

    1. Re:Safe & easy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent Insightful, not Funny! Just look at how "easy" it is in Windows for users to, say, spread e-mail viruses, just because Microsoft thought it would be nice to give Outlook an "easy" preview feature.

  35. Disruption of Natural Selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Smart car prevents stupid drivers from removing themselves from the gene pool, thus degrades the overall quality of gene pool...

    1. Re:Disruption of Natural Selection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your assumption is flawed because it assumes stupid drivers==stupid people and thus depleting the number of stupid drivers will increase the number of smart people.

      i know a number people that i would not consider stupid, but also would avoid getting in the car if they are driving.

  36. Re: moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're obviously one of the people these cars are designed to save.

  37. You know what would work even better? by ttfkam · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And even cheaper than getting a smart car for every stupid person. Get ready for it. Get ready for it.

    The bus, the subway, the train, the bike, and walking. ...but that's crazy talk.

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    1. Re:You know what would work even better? by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 1


      Of course, that's the answer! Perfect for the majority of people who live in the suburbs and have to commute 20-30 miles into the city for work! The buses stop at every door and there's enough for everyone! Don't like the bus? It's a well-known fact that *every* city in the country has a subway system! Don't like subways? Just bike or walk the 30 miles in the 15-degree weather, with sleet/rain. It's a blast!

      Smart cars may not be a be-all, end-all answer, but given the geographical layout and population densities of the US, we don't have a lot of options.

      Although, I am a big fan of more stringent training/testing for driving "privileges." That test I took at 16 was a complete joke.

    2. Re:You know what would work even better? by Moofie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Trust me, you don't want to work with me after I've ridden my bike or walked to work unless there are showers on the premises.

      Train and bus service in my area is a joke.

      I love mass transit, and human powered systems...when and if they are practical. Which in many cases in this country, they are not.

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    3. Re:You know what would work even better? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I live in Cambridge, UK. Trust me when I say that stupid cyclists can be a bigger nuisance than stupid drivers.

    4. Re:You know what would work even better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, it's impossible to live close to work, or to plan your residence choice around transit options!

    5. Re:You know what would work even better? by gethane · · Score: 1

      Why yes, those of us out here in Nebraska should really plan our working and residence closer to a subway stop! Silly us.

    6. Re:You know what would work even better? by Trillian_1138 · · Score: 1

      I'm at college and, for the first time in my life, really enjoying being car-free. I'm biking to class, to activities, to eat, and taking public transportation (fortunately Chicago has a very solid public trans system) to things that are too far to walk/bike.

      And know what? I've lost weight and feel healthier. (In addition to having aquired superpowers, slicing and dicing, growing 4 inches, solving world peace, etc, etc)

      Unfortunately, being car-less relies in large part on where you live. Before I came to college it would have been unrealistic to bike to school, and public transportation would have added (with walking/biking to the bus stop and actually catching the bus) anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes to my otherwise 10 minute car ride. Likewise, it would have been near impossible to see friends in the winter without a car, unless one of THEM drove (which is really only shifting responsibilities).

      I'm hoping to, once I go home for the summer, plan my job(s) in such a way that will let me bike. It's really been a freeing experience to not have a car. Unfortunately, YMMV...(slight pun intended...)

      -Trillian

    7. Re:You know what would work even better? by JCholewa · · Score: 1

      > The bus, the subway, the train, the bike,
      > and walking. ...but that's crazy talk.

      It *is* crazy talk, and here's why: It's a forty minute drive to work for me, and a fifty minute drive back (heavier traffic in the afternoon). This is annoying enough, but if I took a train, it'd be:

      A) Twenty minute walk to the train station (I'm not trusting enough to tie up a bike for ten hours a day)
      B) Ten minute train in the wrong direction to get to a central junction
      C) Five minutes waiting for the switchover train
      D) Thirty minute train to get to the nearest station
      E) Thirty minute walk, because the nearest station isn't near to my work at all (neither are any convenient buses).

      Yay. That's ninety-five minutes, or about twice as long as my regular commute. Even with the price of gas, the train ends up being more expensive than my car. There's also the fact that I'd have to spend nearly an hour walking -- *each way*! So we get an hour less sleep each day and almost two hours of additional walking each day, resulting in a total zombie worker who can't code or set up BSD servers properly anymore.

      Damnit, I hate my job with a nigh impossible passion, and I'm no fan of driving cars, but public transportation would be a worse case scenario (eg, I'd go for unemployment first).

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      PS: And I don't use my car on days that I don't work, so you can't get me there, either! ;P

    8. Re:You know what would work even better? by corngrower · · Score: 1
      That's ninety-five minutes, or about twice as long as my regular commute



      That's nothing. Back a number of years ago, I had a 5 mile, 15 minute commute to work. One day I though, I thought I'ld look into taking a bus to work. Well.. walk 3 blks to bus stop. Take bus to downtown (40 minutes, 20 miles), wait 50 minutes for another bus to take me to work (40 minutes & 20 more miles). Two hours total.


      My brother-in-law also looked into taking the bus to work. Same results 2 hours for a trip he normally makes in 10 minutes.

    9. Re:You know what would work even better? by ttfkam · · Score: 1

      But with a stupid cyclist, the worst that you get when they run into you is a bump or maybe a broken bone. When a stupid driver hits you, you can die -- especially if you aren't also in a car.

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    10. Re:You know what would work even better? by ttfkam · · Score: 1
      Perfect for the majority of people who live in the suburbs and have to commute 20-30 miles into the city for work!
      Actually, it is. Suburbs, locations with high densities of residential, are a perfect spot for train hubs and bus stops with routes going to industrial/commercial centers.
      It's a well-known fact that *every* city in the country has a subway system!
      No, they don't. That's a problem. But then we don't have smart cars for dumb people either. My point was that we should be working for long-term solutions that also cover traffic congestion (which the smart car doesn't address).
      Just bike or walk the 30 miles in the 15-degree weather, with sleet/rain.
      1) Different strokes for different folks. I'm not saying that everyone should send their cars to the scrapyard tomorrow. Different locales will have different requirements.

      2) It doesn't rain/sleet everyday nor is it always 15-degree weather. If people always drove their cars in the winter time and rode public transit for the rest of the year, it would still be a win in my book.

      I am not unsympathetic to your point. I'm not trying to institute a public transit gestapo and force you to bus. What I'm saying is that one person/one car doesn't work in the long run. New York City is the largest in the U.S. and yet there are people there that have never owned a car in their lives because of the public transit system there (and cabs). Los Angeles has a crap public transit system, everyone has a car, it takes forever to get anywhere with all of the traffic, once you're at your destination, there's nowhere to park, and it's getting worse every year.

      Even if you absolutely love your car, if your area has major traffic congestion problems, it makes sense to promote public transit for no other reason than to get the other people off the road so your own commute is shorter.

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    11. Re:You know what would work even better? by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      I'm actually moving into Chicago, further away from work (if you know where 53 hits Lake Cook Rd, I work way, way, way out there) just so I can take Metra to work. It'll probably add 30-40 minutes to my commute, but it will be *worth* it not to have to deal with the psycop^H^H^H^H^H^Hother drivers on the roads here.

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    12. Re:You know what would work even better? by ttfkam · · Score: 1

      Missing the point.

      I'm not saying that public transit is up to snuff. What I'm saying is that we are trying to find all sorts of new ways to make cars safer, more comfortable, and more idiot proof and leaving public transit in its current sad state.

      The issue for me isn't that public transit sucks. My issue is that it continues to suck while we drop tons of money on making stupid drivers suck less behind the wheel.

      Know how to really stop stupid drivers from hurting themselves and others behind the wheel? Here's a hint: There's no steering wheel at the back of a bus.

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    13. Re:You know what would work even better? by FanaticalDesperado · · Score: 1

      It's a well-known fact that *every* city in the country has a subway system!

      Either you missed or ignored the sarcasm in this statement.

      Even if you absolutely love your car, if your area has major traffic congestion problems, it makes sense to promote public transit for no other reason than to get the other people off the road so your own commute is shorter.

      In many areas, it's a Catch-22 situation. Since I live in Tampa I'll use it as an example. The bus system around here is awful. At least, it was years ago when I last checked. As a consequence, noone uses it. Since noone uses it there isn't much money to improve the system. If I remember correctly (I don't keep up with community news that much) the city made a couple attempts to put money into the bus system and improve it so people would use it. But, people were reluctant to use the buses and they fell back into their normal, craptacular state.

    14. Re:You know what would work even better? by ttfkam · · Score: 1
      Either you missed or ignored the sarcasm in this statement.
      Neither. I agree with you. I am well aware of the issues involved with getting people to take mass transit -- especially in areas were cars have become sacrosanct.

      I don't pretend to know all of the answers. What I do know is that commuter cities cannot grow unchecked without suffocating themselves on the car exhaust. There are too many cars, and eight-lane highways are only a poor stopgap measure.
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    15. Re:You know what would work even better? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      But if you're a car driver, the worst that happens if a stupid car driver pulls out immediately in front of you is a bit of inconvenience while you wait for his insurance company to pay up. If a stupid cyclist pulls out immediately in front of you, they're far more likely to be killed or badly injured, which would be quite traumatic for you.

    16. Re:You know what would work even better? by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "Know how to really stop stupid drivers from hurting themselves and others behind the wheel? Here's a hint: There's no steering wheel at the back of a bus."

      No, but there is a pile of vomit.

      Thanks, but no thanks.

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  38. Still... by dolo666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To me, the most interesting part of the whole Smart Car debate, is the human facets of it, whereby humanity has to decide if they are going to relinquish control of their driving to a more automated system. The benefits are there, indeed, but some people just hate giving up power (which will cause the big problems, if you ask me). Eventually this will lead to a total-control model, whereby drunk driving would become a thing of the past, tickets would be a thing of the past, driving lessons would be a thing of the past, and speed limits would be a thing of the past. Accidents will likely still occur until the system had all the kinks worked out of it.

    1. Re:Still... by gr8_phk · · Score: 3, Interesting
      "Accidents will likely still occur until the system had all the kinks worked out of it."

      That is why we will never see the fabled car that drives itself to your destination. If you and I are in an accident, and both of us were letting the cars drive themselves, who is at fault? The manufacturer(s) of course. The liability of such systems is unbelievably high.

      I've often suspected the automated highway project demonstrated in CA was canceled for this reason. I imagine some high level people after the demo finally realizing what it was really about and then realizing what happens when it DOES break down in some way.

    2. Re:Still... by tommck · · Score: 1

      That is why we will never see the fabled car that drives itself to your destination. If you and I are in an accident, and both of us were letting the cars drive themselves, who is at fault? The manufacturer(s) of course. The liability of such systems is unbelievably high.

      Well, in the US, that's why we have political lobbyists... they'll pay^H^H^H convince the law makers to indemnify them against any such lawsuits.. :)

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    3. Re:Still... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Eventually this will lead to a total-control model, whereby drunk driving would become a thing of the past, tickets would be a thing of the past, driving lessons would be a thing of the past, and speed limits would be a thing of the past.

      You do understand that you would be cutting off a major source of revenue for many small towns...right? The only really safe system will be little four passenger pods riding in an elevated mag lev tube, protected from the weather and animals, etc. It should as safe and simple as an elevator. A well run operation could easily be as cheap as a penny a mile. If we demand it, it will happen.

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    4. Re:Still... by eth1 · · Score: 1
      That is why we will never see the fabled car that drives itself to your destination. If you and I are in an accident, and both of us were letting the cars drive themselves, who is at fault? The manufacturer(s) of course. The liability of such systems is unbelievably high.

      The way to get around this is simply to have a law saying that if you're using an automated vehicle, YOU are responsible for your car and yourself ONLY. If there's an accident caused by a fault in the system, each person involved should have insurance to cover themselves. The number of accidents should go down to a level that the insurance is far less than what we have to pay now. I'm assuming you're talking about the central computer messing up; if it was a car breaking because of a defect, I don't see how that would be different than it is now.

    5. Re:Still... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      tickets would be a thing of the past
      That is why this will never fly. Do you think the state governments will give up the income they get from traffic tickets without a fight? In Kansas, you write check for the ticket out to the Department of Revenue, NOT the Highway Patrol or Police Department. I imagine other states handle things similarly.
    6. Re:Still... by dolo666 · · Score: 1

      They'll replace it with an infrastructure tax that will be worth 5x as much in profit.

    7. Re:Still... by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      the automaker's lobby has no power. None at all. the federal government can pass laws telling them how to build cars and nothing is done. The gov refuses to put tariffs on cars made in countries where the gov bends over to help the automotive industry (Japan, Korea, and to a lesser extent Germany).

    8. Re:Still... by tommck · · Score: 1

      Umm... there ARE tarrifs on cars from foreign countries. Why do you think they make Hondas inside the US now?

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    9. Re:Still... by Altus · · Score: 1


      no way I am trusting someone elses system to drive my car if I am responsible for an accident caused by that system.

      Id rather take my chances with my own skill if I am going to be held responsible. at least I know a thing or two about my own skills, I dont know anything about the system that is driving my car for me.

      would you buy a car with an auto-drive system written by microsoft.

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  39. Oh no... by qualico · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm trying to steer sharply away from the deer that just ran in front of the vehicle...
    but the steering wheel gives me a giggle and turns me back into the poor creature now smeared all over my hood.

    I'll pass.

    1. Re:Oh no... by frinkster · · Score: 1

      Yes, because the system wont be able to detect the difference between an emergency steering wheel yank and the gradual drifting off of the road that happens when you fall asleep.

      Nevermind the fact that high-end cars have for years been able to detect the difference between an emergency stop and a routine press on the brake pedal and act accordingly (maximum braking power engaged sooner than normally would occur). Such technology has already started to trickle down to lower priced cars.

    2. Re:Oh no... by caswelmo · · Score: 1

      But this is just an engineering problem. Steering wheel input force is markedly different when comparing a user-desired turn or lane-change to a unspecified drift.

      if(steering_force < min_turn_force && drift > max_acceptable_drift)
      oh_shit
      else
      turn_car

    3. Re:Oh no... by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Actually, your swerve is an illusion because the car already swerved 100ms ago, when it saw the deer in it's radar scan.

    4. Re:Oh no... by qualico · · Score: 1

      lol! ya now I don't have a clue what really happened. What reality is this anyway?

    5. Re:Oh no... by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      But what if turning the wheel that fast will cause your SUV to flip over? Or the system may just be set to eliminate the slight back and forth swerving? (Perhaps the system will learn how your drive? Not in this iteration, I guess.)

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  40. Automatic steering adjusting? by Random+Guru+42 · · Score: 1

    1. Guy tries to change lanes or turn in a curve.
    2. Car won't change direction of travel, keeps going straight regardless.
    3. Car crashes into divider.
    4. Guy sues car company for throwing in this stuff.

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    1. Re:Automatic steering adjusting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5. Profit!

  41. Hi, I'm Troy McClure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such cybercar films as "My Mobo the Car" and "Terminatorino IV"

  42. Liability by spuke4000 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm surprised the car companies are going for this. This seems to be a huge liablity problem for them. Right now if you plow into a crowd of school children it's your fault. But if this thing malfunctions, or if someone can argue that the auto-steer system has *anything* to do with the accident, wouldn't there be a ton of lawsuits? Car companies have deep pockets.

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    1. Re:Liability by gnugie · · Score: 1

      In the States, the liability is one of the largest problems. In Europe and Japan, for the most part, the driver is still responsible for what the vehicle does.

      The methods discussed in the article exist mostly because of the liability. Monitors the driver's eyes or hands, and watching the road in front for obstacles are engineering problems that have been solved already (for the 99.9% cases, anyway).

      The REAL issue with this technology is how to use that information. You can't take over the vehicle, because then you're liable for the .1% cases, so you have to invent some way to convince the driver to take action.

      Sounds, lights, and vibrations are all that are left (unless you wanna try smell or taste).

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    2. Re:Liability by Warlok · · Score: 1
      In the States, the liability is one of the largest problems.

      It's a problem with everything in the U.S. - tobacco, fast-food, popcorn ceiling tiles, you name it. If there's someone with deep pockets associated with the damage you've caused yourself, you don't have to take responsibility. Or be poor, in fact...

      The REAL issue with this technology is how to use that information

      My friend has a car that beeps when he backs up too close to something else. It's a good audible indicator to keep him from backing into a post. However, it doesn't apply the brakes for him to keep him from doing it. I had a car that indicated when I should shift gears for maximum fuel efficiency, but since it was a standard, it didn't shift for me. If a new car could tell me I was doing something wrong, I'd correct it. If it pulls the wheel out of my hand to stop me from doing something it thinks is wrong, I'm returning it to the dealer and buying a '78 Pinto.

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    3. Re:Liability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We make automatic transmissions, which if (done improperly) could/can cause horrible accidents.

      The car companies accepted the liability because they felt they could engineer it well enough that these accidents would not occur.

      Its just barely possible that they've done the math and decided that this will be a profitable product and their liability exposure is minimal?

    4. Re:Liability by DonGar · · Score: 1

      In the States, the liability is one of the largest problems.

      This is dramatically reduced because it has the name "Safety Device". Sometimes seat belts and/or air bags do more harm than good. However, nobody gets sued (well, very often) in these cases because it's a safety device.

      Some of these devices already exist in 18 wheeler style vehicles, and have been shown to statistically reduce accidents. And these devices are active, will do things like apply the brakes and/or downshift on their own if the driver ignores the warnings.

      I've read articles about how the truck companies are going for them, because the number of cases where the devices cause problems are fewer than the number of accidents they prevent. Thus their liability decreases. Because the trucking companies have big pockets, they were already a target (unlike automobile companies)

      Even if practical, I don't think a self-driving vehicle could be sold yet due to liability. However, these "safety devices" do similar things and help us move towards self-driving vehicles, thus I'm all for them, even if they aren't really much safer.

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  43. Me too! by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

    Ontario has those too, although they're used differently. They are placed in regular intervals leading up to intersections. Most intersections still don't have lights, stop signs, or anything like that (at least in rural Ontario); apparently scoring the road in this way is cheaper than some alternative means of keeping drivers alert near intersections.

  44. Yeah, where is the flying car? by oneiros27 · · Score: 1
    Randal: It's times like this it occurs to me that we were lied to by "The Jetsons".
    Dante: What are you talking about?
    Randal: According to that show we were suppose to be tooling around in flying cars by now. You see any flying cars lately? That's the problem with TV, it always lies to us.
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  45. "Risk homeostasis" by dpbsmith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's say it all works just exactly as advertised and is adopted.

    It will make things safer for a short time. Then everyone will get less alert, because they'll expect the car to take care of warning them.

    People will make their own decisions about whether they are too drowsy or intoxicated to drive, and if driving is a little easier they'll let themselves get a little drowsier or intoxicated than they would have before, and things will be just about as safe as they were before.

    1. Re:"Risk homeostasis" by aknutberson · · Score: 1
      An opposite sort of test to this -- increasing risk, rather than supposedly decreasing it -- occurred in Sweden sometime in the 1960s, when they switched from the left side to the right side of the road. (I believe that the common story, about the Parliament member suggesting that such an important change be performed gradually, is apocryphal.)

      The effect was that the accident rate went down for a few months. But as you say, people don't actually want the accident rate to be zero, merely acceptable, and it resumed its previous level.

      (It's hard to believe, but it seems that noone in this thread has yet welcomed our new car overlords!)

    2. Re:"Risk homeostasis" by xzoon · · Score: 1

      This is a very good point. I don't remember who said it but it went something like this (freely translated):

      "If you want the roads to be safer you shouldn't fit the cars with more security, instead you should put a huge spike in the middle of the steering wheel. Everyone would drive really carefully with that."

  46. Reminds me of a quote by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It has to be literally 100 percent fool proof before an automaker will use it."

    "Make something fool proof and someone will build a better fool."

  47. I'd settle by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1
    I'd settle for one that can electrocute those damn squeegy-kids. They're a major contributor to both road-rage and disregard for pedestrian life.

    HAH! I kid.

    1. Re:I'd settle by eofpi · · Score: 1

      Or panhandlers that block traffic just because you didn't give them anything yesterday when you were at the same stoplight.

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      Y'know, you blow up one sun and suddenly everyone expects you to walk on water.
  48. Drive by Wire by JunichiTelex · · Score: 1

    With the automotive industry pushing for Drive By Wire to control the steering wheel, and Microsoft pushing for there software in cars, it really brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Blue Screen of Death".

    If you could imagine your computer system in your car freezing up and cutting the contol to the steering, gas and brakes, well, it really would be a Blue Screen of Death.

    Can't they stop for a moment and think that cars are getting way too complicated?

    1. Re:Drive by Wire by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because it'd be much better if we all drove crank-started cars with leaded gas and no seatbelts. Complexity is ALWAYS a bad thing, and NEVER makes things safer or perform better.

      Your argument does not hold up. Would I trust Microsoft to write control loops for my car? No way. Would I buy a car that runs MS software in any capacity? No. But there's no reason to think that well-engineered systems can't improve safety.

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      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
  49. Yeah... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    Bike helmets and the banning of all the fun playground equiptment (merry-go-rounds, swings, etc) has stalled natural selection in our species. This is not a good thing.

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    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    1. Re:Yeah... by Xcruciate · · Score: 1

      LOL...that was hilarious!! You forgot the dreaded see-saw!

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      It's like "looking busy" at your employment - it's actually easier to do real work than to fake it. - bmo
    2. Re:Yeah... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      Heh, i know all about see-saws, lost the first 1/4" of my tounge to one when i was a toddler.

      --
      "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
    3. Re:Yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please explain how this happened, so my tongue can hurt just thinking about it.

    4. Re:Yeah... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

      Uppercut to my chin, causing me to bite it off. Mom says i screamed bloody murder, but mouth wounds are never that serious and heal quick. The front of my tounge now follows the curvature of my teeth.

      --
      "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  50. Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by David+Hume · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Apparently only those wealthy enough can afford to be saved while the rest of the 1500 people a year that croak because of drowsy driving have to suffer.


    Your complaint appears to be a subset of a larger complaint, and of a larger debate. "Safe for wealthy drivers." Why should somebody (and his family) be safer on the road than you just because he can afford a Volvo, Saab, etc. while all you can afford is a used Ford Pinto?

    Then again, why should somebody who makes more money be afforded superior health care just because he can afford to pay more for it?

    Are you suggesting that if someone places less value on short term leisure and recreational activities, invests more in his education, works harder and longer, and as a result earns more money, that he (and his family) should be relegated to the same relatively unsafe car (and relatively unsafe medical care) as the person who invested and worked less?

    1. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by John+Starks · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think he's saying that the wealthy people should be expected to pay for superior health care and safer cars for everyone because if they don't, they're greedy.

      At least, that's the typical Slashdot attitude.

    2. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Red+Alastor · · Score: 1

      No, he suggest that everybody should have the right to be safe.

      Are you suggesting that for instance, Bill Gates life is worth millions times more than yours because he have millions times more money than you have ?

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    3. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      Since you seem to enjoy working purely from conjecture and a confrontational attitude using assumptive reasoning to invent things that were never said....

      .... are you suggesting that every rich person out there got rich by being a hard, honest worker?

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    4. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Maybe its a newer up to date version of 'survival of the fittest'? If you're smarter, more driven, and therefore, more successful (wealthy), then, you can afford to have better healthcare, and safety devices...and live to pass your genes on more so than the poorer, less bright...etc.

      Mostly tongue in cheek, but, with some sense of truth there somewhere. I mean, look today at how women perceive men. In the old days, the most attractive mates for women were the strongest, and most physical. These traits were needed to support and feed a family. Nowdays, women go for men with more money and power...which is what is required today to carry them and their progeny forward. For proof on this...look at all the great women, ugly rich guys have all over them...

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    5. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      I think he's saying that the wealthy people should be expected to pay for superior health care and safer cars for everyone because if they don't, they're greedy.

      No, no. The rich should pay for safer cars and superior health care so they can be safe on the road and get good help.

    6. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Marvelicious · · Score: 1

      ...Says the guy who hasn't been laid in a while. Sure some hot women go for ugly rich guys, but keep in mind they are probably also screwing some poor guy on the side who knows how to get her off! A.K.A. the pool guy, her aerobics instructor, etc...

      Back on topic though, I maintain (as I have in other threads about automatic systems on cars) that I can drive better than any system they can come up with, DARPA challenge notwithstanding! Lets see an autodrive system steer with its knee while eating a burrito and rolling a joint with a beer between its legs! ...Oooops, did I say that out loud?

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    7. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Are you suggesting that if someone places less value on short term leisure and recreational activities, invests more in his education, works harder and longer, and as a result earns more money, that he (and his family) should be relegated to the same relatively unsafe car (and relatively unsafe medical care) as the person who invested and worked less?"

      I think what he was saying was that these devices really should be in all cars. Human life is more valuable than money.

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    8. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Gildor · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that every poor person out there got poor through no fault of their own whatsoever?

    9. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by woobieman29 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People have the right to be safe from attacks from other people. No one however has any 'right' that entitles him or her to the safest and best products on the market. These are things that you go and get yourself if you find by your own judgment that the value you need to trade to get them (in this case money that you have provided value to others to acquire) is worth the cost. Money may not be a perfect mechanism for acquiring and exchanging value, as there are too many ways to acquire it illicitly (ie stealing, mugging people, strong-arm tactics) but it is far site better than anything else. Bill Gates' life itself is not worth more than anybody elses, but if you are being honest with yourself you will realize that many people receive value from the products that Microsoft produces, and that is why they continue to use hard-earned cash to buy them. Even if you and I choose not to buy these products, it is still no less true. So no, his life isn't worth more, but he has fairly traded more value (products) for other value (money) than you or I have, and he's entitled to be able to trade for more valuable products in return than we can. Including.......safer cars, if he so desires.

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    10. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "...Says the guy who hasn't been laid in a while. Sure some hot women go for ugly rich guys, but keep in mind they are probably also screwing some poor guy on the side who knows how to get her off! A.K.A. the pool guy, her aerobics instructor, etc..."

      Certainly not a problem here. Hey, if I'm getting some from the 'hot chicks' when they're with me, what do I care what they do in their free time? Its not like you want to go marry someone....at worst, I prefer just to live with them for awhile. Its like 'leasing with an option to buy'. And, you don't risk losing half your stuff each time you 'upgrade' to a newer model...

      :-)

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    11. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most of them yes. Poor parents, lousy schooling, less opportunities, etc.

      How many of us here started learning on computers because our parents bought a $2000 MS-DOS box or whatever when we were young. Take all our computer access away until we become college freshmen and what would we be like? Oh wait, what if we couldn't afford college? Now we're 22 and barely know how to use a mouse.

      Look up "Social Darwinism", it was shown to be total bunk a LONG time ago.

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    12. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Red+Alastor · · Score: 1
      People buy MS product because they think they have no other choice. And most of the time they don't want to give them hard earned money and just use cracks.


      MS products have a certain value but they they have less value than most of their competitors products. Well as long as we define the value of a software as better, safer, more userfriendly, less security flaws and so on...


      I don't think he would have all that cash if he tried to earn in an honest way. Things like breaking the law and paying fines that are less than you are making breaking laws may be ok legally but they are still not honest. They probably would not even be the dominant OS if they had been honest.


      Beside, money is a poor metric to juge someone's worth. You say it mesure how much you give other ? What about people giving time to help others ? People giving us very valuable software for free ?

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    13. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by dotslasher_sri · · Score: 1

      Nope, I think what he meant was wealthy people are entitled to be stupid.

      //Sri

    14. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      I attended two school districts in my high school career. One was poor. One was not.

      Poor

      Not

      Note the various statistics, but pay close attention to the SAT and PSSA section at the bottom.

      I have circumstantial evidence. What have you to defend your statements?

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    15. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, in monetary value, it is.

    16. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 1

      -Are you suggesting that if someone places less value on short term leisure?

      Well put. IF

      If everyone started at the same point in the curve - your relative value assignment theory would hold.

      The problem is that noone starts atthe same place. Not eveyone has an endowment at harvard to ensure that regardless of how well they study they will be admitted and garenteed a degree.

      Which is why the government should require all recognized institutions to be merit based.

      Of government employers and contractors were required to ignore credentials from institutions which express favoratism - then private colleges could not flood the world with wealth-induced credentials.

      AIK

    17. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by abertoll · · Score: 1

      Actually I'm already a safe driver. I've never been in an accident, and I get pretty ticked off that people aren't careful and make my normal hour trip home a 4 hour trip home. I think that OTHER people getting this technology will improve my safety before ME getting this technology will.

      Oh and on another note, every time I see an accident, it involves someone who I wouldn't consider "wealthy" either. I think wealthy people have a bigger investment in their car, and more of a deterrent to smashing into things. I know that isn't true accross the board, but picture the person you'd classify as "the worst type of driver" and tell me if you think he's rich.

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    18. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Most differences in wealth are due to where one lives, racism, sexism, the wealth of the parents, and having particular skills which society currently values in that particular location.

      The rich aren't better people. Enron wasn't exactly full of honorable people.

      Capitalism isn't 100% fair, no matter how much its supporters may argue.

      I am not saying communism is good either, so please hold the "Go live in Cuba" remarks.

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      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
    19. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by Drilian · · Score: 1

      You're implying that all people who do not have alot of money are not hard workers. You're implying that everyone out there can "invest more in his education" if they want to. I earn more money than my neighbor and his wife combined. However, both of them work harder and longer day-to-day than I do. While it's true that I have a higher education level (college graduate) than they do, I did not really work very hard at school, either. But when they were in school (before a lack of funding caused them to drop out), they worked really hard at it and got great grades. Who do you think deserves the good car more, me (the slacker) or them (the hard workers)? In my mind, at least, the answer is not "me." Point is, just because somebody makes more and can afford more does not mean that they WORK more. There's a big distinction there. I think the idea is that the people who make less (note: not who WORK less) should be able to get the same GOOD healthcare and same SAFE car as the person who makes more, not the other way around.

    20. Re:Safe Cars to Save Wealthy Drivers... by SeregonSandgrain · · Score: 0
      I have to point out, though, that no matter how hard some people work, it's just not in the cards for them to get to go to school and get a great education and be able to buy that volvo. Does that mean that they should have a less safe car? (This is not saying that all people without an education worked hard, though)

      I point out my mom as an example. Had to quit high school at 15 to get a job to help support her family. Obviously if they hardly had enough to live on, they didn't have enough for college or university. Is that her fault? No. She's worked incredibly hard since trying to earn a decent living, but is definitly not rich. Does this mean she doesn't deserve a safer car? Does this mean she doesn't deserve decent medical care? (We live in Canada, so it doesn't matter for us, but for similar people in the US, it will)

      ASP

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  51. Well not always stupid drivers. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    This is basically to help tired drivers nothing can help stupid ones. There were a couple of times I was driving when I shouldn't because I was to tired. Most of the time there wasn't much I could do about it. Some areas of the Highway don't have breakdown lanes so I couldn't stop and rest there. For about 45 Minutes of driving. By then I am only 15 minutes away from my house so I try to trudge the last few bits. Many times when I start these trips I am caffeinated so I am defiantly not tired when I left. But when it runs out and it is late It is tough combined with the white noise the car makes it makes it tough.

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  52. Is this a stupid driver? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from
    http://www.mysteryguide.com/read.php?id=183

    "Name: Kat Hak Sung ()
    Date: 04-24-03 20:08

    It is no eddie murphie in the U.S.A.

    I sometimes hide in my trailer filled with porcelain. It will stay fills unless they let me in at Galt to sell figurines again. Porcelain blocks the tronic particals that beam from police goggles. Porcelain sells better at not at Galt tan at Galt than at Galt, but when you are at other flea market have more of corrupt police and their microwave and goggles and water turn off. I do not have an apartment at Galt.

    From November 1990 to May 1990, I live with head in porcelain toilet to protect my brain from tronic beams and bombardment by microwave particles. Mrs. Chen never thought to think. On three times that year, they shut off my water. I see one white man and two white men near my door, men with tools like plumber. I think they are shutting off my water to make me get rid of porcelain toilet. In prison all toilets are made of tin and no protection from police gaurds and EM sleep waves and tronic goggles from FBI.

    The sudden lit of tail lamp was so bright red, like in my hands' reach. I made an emergency braking. The cargo in my van rushed forward with inertia, bang hit the front window glass . I could hear the crack sound of porcelain. Breaking porcelain makes them happy. Luckily I didn't hit the trailer. It was only inches away. My body was wet all over by sweat. Strange for me, such a big scare didn't drove sleepy away EM waves. I fell into drowse again and slept driving thruugh nevada until there was another emergency brake to wake me.
    I found the truck driving at only 30 miles per hour. Sometime later, when I opened my lid, I found the truck sped away on a busy highway where he could not drive at 30 miles any more. It was in 1992.

    One Tuesday morning on my way to galt from berryessa. On highway 205, a strong sleep desire fell on me. It was a straight highway where tronic beams can shoot straight down road for many miles, so I tried to drive with eyes closed a little while because I do my best night driving when I sleep. With eye closed, you do not see undercover police agents standing in road ditch. But once eye closed, it's hard to open my lids again like there is duct ape on my eye. I had to fight against drowsiness with extraordinary effort. Then I turned on to highway 120. It was a narrow road with only one lane each way. In dim, I suddenly found there was a dark shadow before me. it was a big truck with a trailer leapt into the road. In the front was white police man with silver goggles with red lights, and trailer said plumping company. It stopped on road and started to move when I approached.

    I came to America to realize my dream. But America is not like movie "coming to america" with Eddie Murphie, where poor immagrant can get off boat and work hard and become a prince. Now I think of moving to work logging oil in the Amasonas near Manuas full of piranas. America is more like "Silkwood starring Sharon Stone. There is no "due process" or nonextortion with police goggle know you. "

  53. I'm more afraid of this actually working. by oneiros27 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Especially the 'auto correct' bit.

    That means no erratic driving, and no way for a police officer to potentially head off an accident from a drowsy or drunk driver.

    And I admit, I have been one of those people who have fallen asleep at the wheel, and have realized that I was in a different lane than I remembered having been in. I have probably been saved by the little rumble strips along the edge of the highway at least half a dozen times.

    But I'm not comfortable with this if it means that drowsy people are more likely to drive, because their car will warn them if something might go wrong. And there's no way in hell that I want rich alcoholics having an extra excuse for throwing back a few extra before they hit the road.

    In some ways, I'd almost prefer that they just took the driving completely away from humans. [well, all animals... I don't want there to be some monkey driving, even though I know in Cannonball Run [2, I think], he wasn't really driving]

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    1. Re:I'm more afraid of this actually working. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need to listen to talk radio when driving. Tune into shows with which you fundamentally disagree with the host. You'll be kept wide awake by your own yelling at the radio, "You idiot! How can you say such a stupid thing! What a small-minded, huge G-D liar you are!"

      It works best if you aren't a right-wing zombie because so much of the programming is not at all controversial to said zombies, but even for them there are a handful of shows that jerk the knee in the other direction enough to keep them awake too.

      I guarantee you that you will never be lulled to sleep by the dulcet tones of rush limbaugh and his style of speaking as if he were straining on the porcelin throne.

  54. Who's Calling Stupid? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    Many people do a lot of distance driving, and maybe even you. Before you start calling people "stupid" for getting tired behind the wheel or otherwise lose concentration, perhaps you should post your perfect long-haul driving record? It happens to the best.

    I think one of the most promising technologies will be scanners that watch the eyes and perhaps other biometrics to detect nodding off, and sound some sort of alarm. Most people could use something like this now and then.

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    "Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
    1. Re:Who's Calling Stupid? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      It's not just being tired. On my long drives, the first three hours are sometimes the most dificult. After that, the rest of the day is a breeze. I think sometimes, there's some kind of hypnotic effect that can put you into what apparently can be a fairly deep trance that looks like you may have fallen asleep. Effectively, you have. I vaguely remember tech that you mention being written up several years ago. I don't know what became of it.

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  55. Smarter Cars... by El_Ge_Ex · · Score: 1

    I think this is more of an evolution issue.

    Let Darwinism take hold. Make cars that turn off the brakes when the driver falls asleep, THEN we'll see who's actually dumb enough to try it.

    After six months, we might even have world peace...

    -B

  56. C172 by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 5, Funny

    I found out the hard way that a C172 has a stall condition warning - it would go into a dive and my pants get really wet!

    1. Re:C172 by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      well, isn't going into a dive if you stall a *good* thing? Unless you are really close to the ground, I guess that could, indeed, ruin your day :)

    2. Re:C172 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if a C172's stall makes you wet your pants, you must really be a super-wussy. The stall characteristics of the 172 are pretty doggone tame and predictable. I've found that you have to hold the yoke back hard to maintain a stall, and if you don't keep the ball in the center, then yeah a wing might drop, but just let go of the controls and the plane will begin flying again just fine. I like to load up in the utility category and deliberately spin the 172. It's quite fun actually... about the most fun you can have in a 172.... except perhaps joining the mile-high club in one :-)

    3. Re:C172 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's talking about real airplanes, not those goofy flight "simulators" that delude you into thinking you could actually fly a plane.

    4. Re:C172 by sahonen · · Score: 1

      except perhaps joining the mile-high club in one :-)

      Okay, I'll bite... how do you get enough room?! And who's flying the plane?! Hope you have a good autopilot.

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  57. Haven't we learned ANYTHING? by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

    Cmon... look at MS word. Every new version tries harder and harder to do more for you. What you end up with is a frankestein monster that beats you with a car, when all you wanted was a ride to the mall. Maybe this is why I use notepad as my main editor.

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  58. There's an easy fix for this. by tgd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Teach people how to drive.

    15 hours of how to move in traffic isn't driving instruction. People need to know what to do when they understeer and oversteer. They need to have done it before, over and over, so they learn how to react.

    Controlling a car isn't hard, and the majority of times people think their car is out of control, its not so far gone a knowledgable driver couldn't recover safely.

    We just don't teach anyone how to drive in this country. Fifty bucks and fifteen hours behind the wheel of a minimum wage driving teacher shouldn't cut it.

    1. Re:There's an easy fix for this. by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Step 1: After five years, your name is added to a pool of people who are eligable for retest.

      Step 2: Every year, X percent of that pool are required to be restested. You get one 'grace' rescheduling, but if you miss your test, your license is yanked. Period.

      Step 3: If you fail your test, you get sent to a retraining course, at your expense. If you can't afford it, your license is yanked. Period.

      Step 4: If you, after taking the retraining, fail your test again, you are reduced to a G1 (for non Canadians: you may only drive with a fully licensed and five-years experienced driver in the passenger seat, only during daytime, and not on major highways, 0.0 BAC, and other minor restrictions) for a period of one year.

      Step 5: If you pass your test either time, your name is removed from the pool for five years.

      Step 6: If you have demerits/fines/etc, your name is more likely to be chosen from the pool, if it's in the pool. X amount of demerits or fines/traffic offences automatically send you for a restest as normal.

      Step 7: NO EXCEPTIONS. No hardship waivers, nothing. If driving is that important to you, you shouldn't have driven like an idiot.

      This way, the system isn't too overburdened with retests, idiots get retested more often, and people are encouraged to actually drive properly.

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    2. Re:There's an easy fix for this. by ewhenn · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hitler would love you. Where do the concentration camps come in.

    3. Re:There's an easy fix for this. by Rick.C · · Score: 1
      15 hours of how to move in traffic isn't driving instruction. People need to know what to do when they understeer and oversteer. They need to have done it before, over and over, so they learn how to react.

      After my kids completed their required training classes, I took them out behind a local abandoned strip mall. They accelerated to about 35 mph, then locked the brakes. Over and over. There was enough small gravel and dirt on the asphalt to give them a chance to slide and drift.

      Yes, it was hard on the tires, but several weeks later when my son came to a skidding stop 12 inches from a dump truck, I wasn't really concerned about the tires. I imagine he was expecting to get chewed out for misjudging his stopping distance, but all I said was , "Good job!"
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    4. Re:There's an easy fix for this. by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      I wish they'd do something like that for computer users connected to the Internet.

  59. Don't mind me--just griping by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And here come the "+5, Funny" mods for tired old sexist jokes that aren't.

    "Tee-hee! Women are bad drivers!" Which is of course why insurance premiums are higher for men.

    Sure, it's a joke...but try that excuse on a black guy after telling a racist joke and see if you don't get punched in the face.

    -Carolyn

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    1. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait. There are women on Slashdot?

    2. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love you bleading heart middle-to-left liberals who dare compare sexism to racism. You shitting me right? I don't want to take anything away from the sturgles of women, but you didn't get kidnapped and enslaved! Calm down. its called humor. Roll wit hthe punches or get knocked out!

    3. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we all know how SEXIST jokes OPRESS women. WOW, how much a year in pay did that sexist joke just cost you? I think the government should pay all women a "sexist-joke-compensation".

      How about the government give all women $2 extra an hour, or how about $4? Or how about $10? Hell, why doesn't the gov. just give women $35 an hour 8 hours a day 5 days a week so they can stay the hell home and do my laundry.

    4. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by p4ul13 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Sure, it's a joke...but try that excuse on a black guy after telling a racist joke and see if you don't get punched in the face.

      You racist. How dare you go and imply that African Americans are aggresive thugs without a sense of humor.

      Smile.

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    5. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by Red+Alastor · · Score: 1

      Research prove than man are generally more skilled at driving but are a lot more likely to take really stupid risks. So man are more skilled but driving a car tend to make them stupid.

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    6. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      Women are also not as confident, so they make tons of stupid little mistakes. Men are just reckless. It's opposite ends of the specturm, but women do cause more accidents. We're just more efficient at them ;)

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    7. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by Red+Alastor · · Score: 1

      I admit that I saw way more little accidents by women but that confirm the thing : We are more skilled and stupid (or reckless if you prefer).

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    8. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... you didn't get kidnapped and enslaved ...

      Oh, wow. Neither did anyone alive in America today.
      That, in no way makes racist jokes okay anymore than it makes sexist jokes okay.

      Calm down. its called humor.

      It isn't just a joke if there's a smidgen of real malice behind it. Oh, and...

      I love you bleading heart middle-to-left liberals who dare compare sexism to racism.

      We love you fascist middle-to-right conservatives who embraced and maintained racism and sexism for so many centuries in the first place too.

    9. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "And here come the "+5, Funny" mods for tired old sexist jokes that aren't."

      I didn't read that as an anti-woman-driver joke, I read it as a "demonstrating that guys have warped views" joke. In other words, I think he was saying that to make us sound silly, not women.

      I can't say for sure what he meant, but I doubt he was serious given the "*Ducks!!*" comment. Try not to be offended, guys think they're funny by joking about being sexist.

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    10. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

      and see if you don't get punched in the face.

      Even if they did punch you, as my firend often punches me when I make a joke about her gender, I would still make the joke.

      Punches like a girl. /hides

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    11. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by wwest4 · · Score: 1

      > but try that excuse on a black guy after
      > telling a racist joke and see if you don't get
      > punched in the face.

      because that's the reaction that most black men have when they sense racism in you. bam! right in the face.

      those sexist jokes are funny because they are so stupid. when cars were becoming popular, knee-jerk legislators (somewhere in the south??) made it mandatory to run ahead of the car furiously flailing flags to warn of an approaching woman driver, or something like that. now that's fucking funny!

    12. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/

    13. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 1

      Naw. I'm implying that black men are more upright and forward than anyone else in fulfilling their societal obligation to beat the daylights out of the obnoxious. ;)

      -Carolyn

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    14. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by p4ul13 · · Score: 1

      Still a broad use of a stereotype. Whether a positive stereotype or a negative one, it is still the same sort of "humor" you were complaining about.

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    15. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 1

      because that's the reaction that most black men have when they sense racism in you. bam! right in the face.

      Yeah, I realized that could come off as racist after I posted. Which leaves me wide open to cries of "hypocrite!" based on the content of my post. I should have chosen a different ethnicity, but I would probably still be getting yelled at.

      And this post has garnered the most responses of any I have made to Slashdot, even the "+5, Insightful" ones. *sigh* O tempora, o mores!

      those sexist jokes are funny because they are so stupid.

      That smacks of "the gentleman doth protest too much" to me.

      -Carolyn

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    16. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 1

      See my response to another poster, below.

      It was not meant to be about race. I had intended the comment to be a mildly humorous one about not putting up with offensively antisocial behavior, and chose an ethnicity that takes a lot of crap and a response that would rapidly put an end to any of the aforementioned behavior...and any "joke" that requires this much explanation can't be anything close to funny.

      But I don't think that any of this makes my point less true. I should have substituted either a different minority about whom bigoted jokes are socially unacceptable, or changed the behavior from "punch in the face" to "stern talking to," but the latter lacks rhetorical, uh, punch.

      -Carolyn

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    17. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stereotypes exist because there is a nugget of truth in them. Anyone with half a brain can laugh at jokes about stereotypes and at the same time keep it in their head that the stereotype is not all encompassing. That goes with the territory when living in a multi-racial society. But for some reason, a lot of the US population seems to think that this stuff is binary, with no in between, no shades of grey, no gradations when real life is is all about the gradations.

      The US state with the highest amount of ethnic diversity is probably Hawaii, yet ALL local humor is stereotype-based. To a one, local comedians make fun of various groups - ethnic, gender, social, employment, etc with ethnic being the most common category by far. Yet, in living there for close to twenty years, I never once heard of someone who was offended by the humor because we all knew it was all true and untrue at the same time. I'm not saying Hawaii is a paradise, there is plenty of inter-racial conflicts at all levels of society there, but it rarely ever has the sullen 'edge' that is just about standard with racism on the mainland.

      Right now, I'm listening to the track "Date-A-Tita" on Rap Reiplinger's comedy album, "Poi Dog with Crabs" (you can probably find it on amazon if not somewhere even easier to access) try listen, maybe you'll get some kind of enlightenment, or maybe you just won't understand a word he says...

    18. Re:Don't mind me--just griping by p4ul13 · · Score: 1
      Honestly, I did get your intent, but as a card-carrying male, I couldn't help but defend the "chick drivers" humor, especially when you left yourself wide open like that.

      All in good fun.

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  60. The point being what? by MouseR · · Score: 1

    So, anyone can help me understand we we should opt to keep stupid people ON the road?

    This is anti-darwinitism. Against natural selection.

    1. Re:The point being what? by tsg · · Score: 1

      This is anti-darwinitism. Against natural selection.

      The unfortunate part of letting bad drivers de-select themselves is they usually take out one or two others at random.

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    2. Re:The point being what? by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      This is the liberal initiative in action. They think we all have a moral responsibility to protect stupid people from themselves. Thus dumbing down the gene pool and lowering overall intelligence in any given population. Look at daytime running lights, when enforced on motorcycles it was a great help. When cars started running that way everyone ignored them. If you can't see a 4000Lb vehicle coming at you in broad daylight, you will get what you deserve. Lights are a waste.

      On the other hand if lights were wired to the windshield wipers, that is a good idea, rain interferes with visibility and an enhancement then would be good. Many state laws require that lights be on if wipers are running.

      Natural selection eliminates the stupid and over time increases the intelligence level of any given population.

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    3. Re:The point being what? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      So, anyone can help me understand we we should opt to keep stupid people ON the road?

      We should keep the stupid people ON the road so they don't kill the non-stupid people who would happen to be mowed down and killed as the stupid car goes off the road.

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    4. Re:The point being what? by MouseR · · Score: 1

      *shudder*

      We should have cars that steer stupid people OFF the road.

    5. Re:The point being what? by tommck · · Score: 1

      I think they should all be sterilized... problem solved!

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    6. Re:The point being what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well we could make a system that would take over driving when the driver falls asleep. It would make sure the car stayed on the road until the next bridge abductment, where it would steer the car into it. That should protect the pedestrians pretty well.

  61. It will never work... by jake_eck · · Score: 1

    ...every time you make something idiot-proof, somebody invents a better idiot!

  62. yup yup, and stupid americans! by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Well said. Mod parent up. Same result with replacing "women" with "Americans".

  63. this is just gonna be for asians, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RIGHT??

  64. Stupid Drivers?? by Ryan+Monster · · Score: 1

    How is a smart car going to save Windows from stupid drivers?

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  65. crap by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    There goes my fun when I drive a rental... :-(

  66. Dream a little dream with me by DaveJay · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's the right way to make driving safer:

    1. No driving below the age of 18; if you can't be charged as an adult for a crime, you can't be given the responsibility of driving a vehicle that can kill if you're careless.

    2. No driving until you've completed a TRUE driving school, one that teaches you accident avoidance and skid control, like motorcycle schools and high-performance driving schools currently offer.

    3. No driving until you've learned to change a tire, check your oil and diagnose a broken fan belt...and until you know what every gauge in your car means.

    4. If you want to drive a truck, SUV, or performance car, you have to take an additional course focusing on the specific dangers and control issues that these vehicles have before you can get license plates and/or permission to drive that class of vehicle.

    5. Your license is a lifetime document, and after a certain number of points, you lose your license for good.

    6. MUCH stiffer penalties for speeding and reckless driving*.

    This will never, ever, ever happen, because people in the US for the most part believe driving is a right, not a privelege.

    *in Chicago, speeding tickets were cheap, and you could get probation (to avoid the ticket showing on your record) even more cheaply. I sped more often than not. In Los Angeles, speeding tickets are a few hundred dollars, and getting traffic school to avoid the ticket showing on your record costs EVEN MORE. After my first speeding ticket in Los Angeles, I stopped speeding. Period.

    1. Re:Dream a little dream with me by dwpro · · Score: 1

      Getting a little off topic, but I am totally against raising the prices of speeding tickets until we start giving the money taken in from this offense to charity. The people that enforces the law should not profit from it. I have been in a couple of wrecks, and I have also sped before, even though I don't speed regularly. However, the wrecks I have been are a result of bad judgement on my part, and not paying enough attention to driving, rather than simply speeding.

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    2. Re:Dream a little dream with me by hopemafia · · Score: 1

      "This will never, ever, ever happen, because people in the US for the most part believe driving is a right, not a privelege."

      This statement is so true....not only for driving, but for almost everything. Americans generally seem to think that they are entitled to way more than they really deserve. It's what makes the rest of the world think Americans are arrogant bastards, and makes me embarrased to live here sometimes.

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    3. Re:Dream a little dream with me by tarsi210 · · Score: 1

      Agreed with every point of yours except the "speeding" part. Yes, stiffer fines for recklessness. But speeding doesn't cause accidents. Sure, if you get into an accident at a higher speed you're more likely to kill/injure yourself and the person(s) you hit, but speed itself doesn't cause the problem...it's idiot drivers that cause the problem.

      Not that I'm opposed to speed limits and laws, but as I've proposed before, I'd like to see different licenses for those allowed to go at higher speeds if they take training to handle it and drive vehicles designed to be run at those speeds. I currently drive a car designed very well for high speeds (03 Mitsu Eclipse GTS), yet if I want to utilize this machine to its potential, I have to do it on a back road out of the way, not when I need it (say, to make up time being late for a meeting, etc). Some days it is like using a 2.2GHz CPU clocked down to 500mHz.

      At any rate, the point stands: Speeding doesn't cause accidents, stupid drivers do. So kudos to all the other points you've made.

  67. Somebody had to say it.... by The-Dalai-LLama · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Speaking of "somebody had to say it..."

    Narrator: "A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The automatic driver alert/lane correction system locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now: should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one."
    Business woman on plane: "Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?"
    Narrator: "You wouldn't believe."
    Business woman on plane: "Which car company do you work for?"
    Narrator: "A major one."

    The Dalai Llama
    ...yeah, yeah, I know... but how much bandwidth did it really waste?...

  68. Unfortunately, by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    though Darwin can engineer smarter drivers, engineers can save stupid people.

    And thus the cycle continues.

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  69. What about contstruction? by Reteo+Varala · · Score: 1

    I hope the system doesn't force one to stay on the road... sometimes, in order to exit a freeway, you have to go over rumble strips, or those reflectors on the side of a road.

    Oh well, the universal competition between the engineers and the universe continues... the Universe is still winning...

  70. Ability to disable such things? by xystren · · Score: 1

    There is nothing worse than technology forcing people to change their lives or the way the do things for the sake of a "perceived safety".

    What about passenger side air bags? How many have a lock out device, when there is a full back seat in the vehicle? None that I know of, but if there is no back seat (such as a front bench in a truck with out a crew cab) you get that "option".

    I had a situation where my youngest daughter (10 months at that time) was horribly sick, while my fiance' needed to be in the back seat to watch over baby (baby throwing up 5 minutes or so).

    Meanwhile, my 7yr old son, ended up riding in the front seat, with that nasty airbag without any sort of disable device. Situation didn't allow for alternate configuration as we were 50 miles in the middle of nowhere.

    Guess how comfortable "I felt" with my unsafe situation, cause by the "perceived safety" of airbags. After all, children under the age of 12 shouldn't sit in the front seat. WHY??? Because the airbag could harm a child under 12yrs of age.

    Interesting isn't it? Technology that is forced mandatory (in canada at least), yet hasn't been thought through enough to take in account of this particular situation (and a situation that is **TOTALLLY** in realm of certain posibility).

    Gone are the days of Father and son going on a fishing trip, and son having that fun, spiffy, neat-O privlidge of riding in the front seat of the car. Perhaps I'm totaly a lammmmmmer, but when I was a kid, I remember that being a "treat".

    They've taken away my "treat" with a "saftey airbag." (go figure huh?)

    Perhaps a bit off topic, but it get's the point across. There are times when technology can create a worse situation than they are trying to fix. What about the ingenius idiots that will have the attitude that they can drive longer even when they are tired, because they have the old "super vibra-steering-wheel gizmo" to wake them if the doze off.

    Xystren
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  71. Thanks by Unknown+Kadath · · Score: 1

    Check out the bitchy replies from the 16 year-old AC's who didn't read the subject line.

    I am oppressed by the AC's! Oppressed, I say! I demand immediate moderation of their insensitive comments to "-1, Kneejerk".

    Heh.

    -Carolyn

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  72. Smarter Slashdotters... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Let Darwinism take hold. Make cars that turn off the brakes when the driver falls asleep, THEN we'll see who's actually dumb enough to try it.

    Driver: Protected by crash zones, air bags, and safety belts.
    Innoncent bystander plowed by that car: Protected by nothing.

    P.S. What difference would it make if the brakes work or not when the person is asleep? They're not braking, they're sleeping.

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    1. Re:Smarter Slashdotters... by El_Ge_Ex · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... Your're right.

      Solution: Bring back the Pinto!

      -B

  73. Smart cars = forgiving cars by Rathian · · Score: 1

    It's easy to sit there playing armchair quarterback on someone else's mistake. Face it, we ALL make mistakes and do stupid things while driving - and the advanced systems found in newer cars (ABS, VSC, et al) help our cars forgive us and regain control.

    I can say in all the years I had my sport coupe it was never wrecked, due in part to the ABS system. It saved my ass at least 3 times I can recall. It forgave me leaving me to only contemplate the depths of my own stupidity rather than pay dearly for it.

    When I was shopping for a new vehicle, ABS was a must, and the VSC system is also very cool - it really does work, helps the car do what you want and not what you told it to.

    There is no such thing as idiot proofing unless you eliminate the chance for an idiot (random element) to interact with a system. How many drivers are prepared to surrender all control of their vehicles to a computer system?

  74. swerve to avoid an accident, no go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so an oncoming car is going to take me out, I turn hard right to get out of the way, so the "smart car" things I am fucking up and forces me back into the oncoming car.

    sounds like a microsoft thing.

  75. Vibrating Steering Wheel by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    Man, that's just too weird. Just two days ago it occurred to me that a vibrating steering wheel would be a great way to warn the driver that somebody was hanging in your blind spot. The wheel would vibrate your left or right hand depending on which side the lurker was hiding. Of course, if you're one who drives one handed, this won't be much good to you.

    Too many times have I narrowly averted changing lanes when somebody was hanging there. (I suppose this could screw up your habits if you also drive another car which does not have this feature.)

    I think it was playing video games which vibrate the controller which gave me the inspiration.

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  76. Anti-Darwin? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

    I've seen a lot of comments about how this is "anti-Darwinism" in action. That's a bullshit reason not to like it. Climate control is anti-Darwinistic, too, but how many people complain about having it?

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    1. Re:Anti-Darwin? by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 1

      It's only Darwinian if it doesn't eliminate YOU.

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  77. When we're down ... by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

    ... to our last breeding pair of idiots, then we'll worry about protecting them.

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  78. I can see it now... by emtboy9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Researchers also tested a so-called "active" system in which the vehicle would actually adjust the steering automatically if it veered too far one way or the other."

    Driver: Holy Crap! Theres a large boulder in the middle of the road!
    Driver swerves to avoid boulder.
    Car corrects back into original path, head on to the boulder.
    Driver: What the hell!
    Car: I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I cant let you do that.

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  79. Yawn... by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
    As someone who has had problems with nodding off while driving (2X... 18 years apart) having something like this would not have helped me in either incident. In the earlier case I was driving home from a night job and ended up on a golf course. I saw the whole thing happen...but it was like I was in the back seat. I ran right through a 90 degree turn in the road.

    The best solutions would be reducing the amount that people drive. Urban planning, mass transit, car pooling...Those would really save lives by reducing the exposure.

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  80. Formula 1 does it already... by GPLDAN · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Despite what Bernie Eccelstone says, F1 cars are practically driving themselves. This year, he threw out launch control and three years ago he banned 2-way telemetry, since cars were dynamically adjusting things like brake bias on every turn.

    F1 should embrace this stuff, and eventually go to a driverless format. You think I'm joking, but I'm not. Ferrari, BMW, Mercedes and jaguar, along with Honda and Toyota and Ford, should all be duking it out to create the ultimate race car, minus a pilot.

    At this point, F1 is only really about the tech anyhow, and Montoya has been saying for a couple years now that F1 cars could break the one minute threshold at Indy, except that the human body can't stand that much force, esp. in braking. Baaaaah, toss em! Let's see cars that absolutely FLY. It needs 4 wheels, and it has a weight and dimension minimum, and then, it's all on from there! THe advances those guys would make would be gigantic in just a few years.

    1. Re:Formula 1 does it already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only problem with that is that the audience would drop to nothing. Or close enough. The current audience is in it to see the gore of an accident. No humans, no gore. I predict that the same people who watch those "robot wars" shows would be big on an automated F1, but the geek redneck is outnumbered by the salt-of-the-earth redneck by 10000:1 in this country at least.

    2. Re:Formula 1 does it already... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's called the darpa grand challenge.

  81. Back to the automobile/OS analogy: by ronmon · · Score: 1

    Pay attention to WTF you are doing and you will have fewer problems.

  82. We Must Drive! by JeffWhitledge · · Score: 0

    There are two reasons why the driving laws in the USA are so lax:

    1. There is almost no public transportation.

    2. Zoning laws.

    People here have to drive because they have no alternative. Outside of the north-east corridor (such as here in Arkansas) it would be economically impossible to stop people from driving. Everything is simply too far apart. There is also a total lack of provisions for walking/biking/horse riding, unless you like walking in a muddy ditch or on a busy road. That's why people caught driving without a license get a slap on the wrist (maybe).

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  83. Wire it to your XBox/PS2? by tommck · · Score: 1

    That reminds me...

    How long until you can sit in your driveway playing Project Gotham Racing/Gran Turismo in a real car??

    That would be really cool... :)

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  84. Interface Options by Analogy+Man · · Score: 2, Insightful
    There are two interface options for interacting with machines. One is to put the person in the control with assistance from the machine. The other is to put the machine in control with assistance from the person.

    For a Boeing aircraft, the pilot is ultimately in control. As the plane nears stall the control mechanisms (even when fly-by-wire) generate stick shake in the column to make the pilot aware of the performance limit. The interface is very tactile (the large central control column.

    For an Airbus, the machine has the final say. There is a less tactile sidestick controller and if the pilot pulls back too far, the control system will nose the plane down.

    There are two schools of thought and I am sure different users would have a different preference.

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  85. Failed... by DietVanillaPepsi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think it is a good idea and it would be interesting to see it widely implemented. I'll be 21 not too long from now and still won't have a driver's license. I've failed the driving portion of the test twice in the past 4 months because my turns are too sharp. :-P

  86. Advanced technology is not the answer... by WasteOfAmmo · · Score: 1
    to making cars more safe for all concerned. In fact the exact opposite is true. We have made cars so "safe" that the drivers feel perfectly comfortable driving in unsafe ways (speeding, tailgating, etc.). Instead we need to make drivers more aware of the possible consequences of their risky actions.

    A simple guaranteed to work solution:

    1. remove all seatbelts, air bags, and other restraints.
    2. remove all electronic warnings and interventions.
    3. remove crush bumpers and other types of impact force reduction mechanisms.
    4. Install one 12 inch long sharpened steel spike dead center of the steering wheel pointed directly at the drivers chest.

    Not only would this reduce traffic related accidents, auto insurance, etc. it would have the handy side effect of removing stupid people from the gene pool!

    Merlin

    Note: I overheard the spike idea on a radio comedy show or at least it was similar.

  87. Reminds me of the Urban Legend - by Alsier · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think the Urban Legend was: At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1,000 miles per gallon." Recently General Motors addressed this comment by releasing the statement: "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"

    1. Re:Reminds me of the Urban Legend - by meganthom · · Score: 1

      You see, the problem was that since Gates had asked the question, GM was thinking of the wrong OS. If they'd considered Linux, they would know that not only would the cars be as Gates described without the crashes, but that they would keep stupid people off the roads.

      Seriously, though... I like the pressure sensitivity idea and think it could easily be used to eliminate problems caused by drivers who WANTED to swerve. When the pressure drastically increased, the autopilot measures would turn off.

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  88. Volvo already corrects steering by beenay · · Score: 1

    My friend recently bought the new Volvo SUV. Volvo treated him to a rather fun event where he went to the California Speedway in Fontana, California and was allowed to test the various safety features of his car on a closed course. One of the things he was allowed to do was drive the car at 50 miles per hour, and then yank on the steering wheel as hard as he could to the left. Normally this would cause any vehicle to roll, or otherwise lose control. The Volvo simply ignored him, and only allowed him to turn as much as was safe for the speed. I guess the theory is that it is better to hit whatever you are trying to avoid than to roll over.

    What if what you are trying to avoid is a gaoline truck? Or a 1000 foot drop? Or a six year old?

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    1. Re:Volvo already corrects steering by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      99% of the time its better to hit than rollover.

      So 99% of the time the system is better than no system.

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    2. Re:Volvo already corrects steering by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1
      The steering ratio in Volvo SUVs (the relationship between steering wheel angle and front wheel angle) is fixed. The stability control system interferes to prevent skids or rollovers by applying the brakes on one side of the truck.
      Some cars have variable-ratio steering, where the relationship between steering wheel angle and road wheel angle is more complex (i.e. near the center position, the wheel is less "sensitive" to allow for more relaxed highway driving). This can be accomplished through purely mechanical means.
      Older Citroens and very new BMWs have a system (electronic in the BMWs) where the steering ratio can be varied with speed - the steering wheel actually becomes less sensitive as road speed increases. BMWs system uses a planetary gearbox so that an electric motor can move the steering rack in addition to the steering shaft. Basically, position- rather than force-amplifying power steering. The BMW system is actually smart enough to detect a sustained crosswind and compensate for it so that the driver doesn't have to constantly steer to one side. Neat stuff, but this is really the only system in production today that can be said to truly steer for the driver.
      As for myself, give me a low, nimble, and simple car like a Miata any day. A roll-control system isn't really required on such a car, because short of driving it into a ravine, it's almost impossible to roll, and the car is so agile that it's easy to get out of a bad situation if you see it. If more Americans drove lighter, lower, and more agile cars, the roads would be safer places today - but unfortunately everyone wants to be King Shit of Turd Mountain and sit higher than the next guy. The solution lies in creative mechanical engineering and changing the public's perceptions just as much as in whiz-bang electronic gadgetry. A decent system of public transportation combined with more-walkable cities and towns would also be a good thing, so people wouldn't have to drive as much. Even if my car drove itself, I wouldn't want to be cooped up in a steel box for 1/8 of my waking life every day!
      Self-driving cars outside of fenced-off rights-of-way will only happen when machine intelligence approaches the level of human intelligence. Like it or not, you will always have bicycle, wild animal, and pedestrian traffic which behaves unpredictably and isn't wi-fi-enabled thrown into the mix on local roads and city streets. A computer might have to make the decision between hitting a 1000# moose or a 50# child. Worse yet, between the owner's child and some other poor schlubb's child. It will be a long time before such judgements are trusted to machinery along. OTOH, a few designated lanes on an interstate highway would be a perfect place to run self-driving cars. Steer the car into the abutting lane, press the "autopilot" button, set the exit where you want to get off, and read the newspaper. However, no one should be under the illusion that the cars will be moving at 120 mph 6 feet from each other. Unpredicted problems will still exist - mechanical failures (like blown tires), stuff falling from bridges, etc., and braking room has to be allowed for. Also, unless we're willing to run 100% identical cars in perfect condition, braking distances will differ, which is a further argument for reasonable following distances. Self-driving cars will improve efficiency to some extent, but probably not dramatically.

      Cheers,
      -b.

  89. In context by Ann+Coulter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The "In Soviet Russia..." jokes began surfacing on the internet because of the Family Guy episode where Peter plays around with his car's navigation system, and turns it to Russian. The navigation system says: "In Soviet Russia, car drives You!".

    (variant: Another InSovietRussia joke in that episode: Navigation system: "Turn right at fork in road. In Soviet Russia, road forks you!").

    This is one of the closest, and on topic, post to the original, modern, joke in recorded Slashdot history.
    Here is more info. Have fun.

    1. Re:In context by Ann+Coulter · · Score: 1

      Sorry, the info is right here: http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?InSovietRussia

  90. Big Rigs.. by leeach · · Score: 1

    This technology has been a part of 18-wheelers for years...I for one think it's great that they are incorporating it into the mainstream, whether "most" people can't afford a Volvo or not..=/

    --
    "Like fish, we should look for holes in the net..."
  91. I've already heard about a smart car. by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1
    Check out all the cool things that these cars can do!

    2004 models
    2003 models
    2002 models
    older models #2
    older models #1

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  92. I think we're overlooking the obvious answer by DarkGamer20X6 · · Score: 1

    How about we stop just doling out driver's licenses as though everyone should have one? It's not perfect; stupid drivers will probably still be able to get their hands on a vehicle, but I'm certain it'll at least impact the number of idiots out on the road.

    Who's been giving these people a license to drive, anyway?
    That guy who's trying to inch his way through on-coming traffic, even though there's a big, large sign saying NO LEFT TURN...how did he get a license?
    How about that person in front of me on the freeway slamming on the brakes while it's raining? How did that license ever come to be?

    Perhaps before we start trying to save the stupid drivers, we should save ourselves by not letting them drive.

  93. And so ends evolution by Aumaden · · Score: 1
    Damn!

    Now those idiots who don't know enough to pull off and take a nap, use their cell phone, apply make-up, shave, etc will actually survive long enough to procreate.

    We're doomed I say, doomed!

  94. It's not to save stupid drivers.... by Syberghost · · Score: 1

    ....it's to save you and me FROM the stupid drivers.

  95. Spike in the middle of the steering wheel... by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    Well, of course, prior to the introduction of "energy-absorbing" steering columns... in the mid-sixties or thereabouts... the steering wheel to all intents and purposes did have a huge spike in the middle of it.

  96. Airbus crash during air show by chitownIrish · · Score: 1
    One of the first Airbus A320's crashed because the computer wouldn't let the pilot do what he wanted. The plane was in a landing configuration and was going to do a flyby of the runway. The pilot tried to pull up after the flyby, but the plane thought it was supposed to land, and wouldn't let the pilot pull up

    The plane slowly passed the runway and 'landed' in the forest beyond the airport.

    http://www.planecrashinfo.com/w880626.htm

    1. Re:Airbus crash during air show by surgeonsmate · · Score: 1
      This accident is the subject of some debate, including allegations that the "black boxes" were swapped over. However it seems almost certain that pilot error, compounded by an altimeter malfunction and a confusing cockpit display, led to the crash.

      The pilots put the aircraft in a mode suitable for the planned flyby, rather than for a landing. Specifically they disconnected the "alpha floor" inhibitor so that their display would not be spoilt by computer inputs.

      The major cause of the crash was that the flyby occurred lower than intended, due to a discrepancy in the altimeter display. The radiosonde reported the correct height, but this was not observed or heard by the pilots, who were relying on the faulty bariometric display. Consequently they were lower than surrounding obstacles and were unable to regain full power in time to escape impact.

      A report may be seen here and a discussion on the debate over the crash may be seen here.

  97. Road Surface Innovations by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > your current auto is no less safe tomorrow as it is today because of this technology

    EXACTLY. There is one thing they could do, albeit the front-end investment is high. Stop using asphalt. Seriously how old is this material? When was the last time we saw a serious innovation in road surfacing? What about that hard rubbery stuff they make indoor tennis courts out of? Make a smoother version and lay the stuff down! Think of the added traction, flexibility of the road, lack of potholes, better heat retention so a little less ice-prone, etc etc etc.

    I'm sure materials science folks could come up with something. Something far superior to asphalt and the tennis court stuff.

    Here in PA they spend millions a year fixing the roads. We have one of the worst combinations of terrain and weather for asphalt integrity. Look at the weather radar sometime and see how often multiple contrasting weather systems swirl together right over PA. It's not just the weather but the wildly fluctuating temperature changes, -10 to +45 and then back again with rain-freezing rain-snow, then rain again all in 8-12 hours is NORMAL here much of year.

    Sure it would cost the same as a dozen years of asphalt repair. But COME ON, how many times are we going to keep perpetuating the same problem?

    Another thought, we have power cables and copper wires running _next to_ most roads. How about running 2 fat copper wires under the road near the common tire-contact areas. hook them up to those nifty solar panels and traffic signal power. In the winter that could heat the asphalt to just 33.x degrees. Whoala, no ice.

    Somebody's going to tell me spreading and cleaning up mega-tons of salt and cinders, plus all the accidents is somehow cheaper?

    100 years of driving and our roads are still only one step above dirt.

    --

    Operator, give me the number for 911!
    1. Re:Road Surface Innovations by TaraByte · · Score: 1

      Apparently, you've never read this article.

      --
      Security is inversely proportional to the commitment of one desiring to circumvent it.
  98. Definition of Stall by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1
    "stall" in this case refers to the airplane being pulled up steeply enough to stop flying, and start falling.

    A correct, concise definition. I always liked another defintion of stall (actually "stall speed") I overheard once:

    "The speed where an airplane stops acting like and airplane and starts acting like a rock."

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    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

  99. Mother/Father of Invention? by Geek_3.3 · · Score: 1

    If necessity is the mother of invention, then apparently, stupidity is the father.

  100. Why I *DO* like this idea. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    Researchers also tested a so-called "active" system in which the vehicle would actually adjust the steering automatically if it veered too far one way or the other.

    This is wonderful. This way, if I have to steer around an obstacle in an emergency, the car--which is obviously smarter than I am, in the same way that Microsoft's software products are smarter than I am, and therefore must make my decisions for me--will correct my defective steering and plow me directly into the obstacle.

    Good deal. Next time, I'm buying Chrysler.

  101. What if we just stayed in the sea... by ejamsrhere · · Score: 1

    Ok... I'm from the San Francisco Bay area where there are FAR too many people crammed into one location. Unfortunately that location happens to be on the freeway around 8 when I'm trying to get to work. So I truly get to deal my fair share of idiot drivers.

    I believe that educating drivers is step 1, but what if the Wright brothers said, "I'm not making this flying machine it's just going to fail and cause deaths." Would we still be using boats to get to our next business trip? Whether it was in 1911 when Orville tested his crude autopilot or when Honeywell went on to utilize the airplane auto pilot to aid in bombings, it still got made and is a critical piece in modern aviation.

    Sure, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong. Does that mean that we shouldn't make space shuttles because someone can put in a gear backwards? Of course it doesn't. It means that we put our heads together and create a new paradigm in transportation...

    So should we have never come down from the tree's? Should we have never left the ocean to begin with? Do we like our digital watches?

    Okay... I'm done... I'm gonna hop off of my soap box now.

  102. You missed my point by ttfkam · · Score: 1

    The article was about research into new methods that would require new outlays of cash to come into effect.

    This is instead of spending money and research into better/cheaper/more convenient public transit systems. If you live in a predominantly residential area and your work is in a predominantly industrial/commercial area, there is no excuse for public transprotation to drop the ball there. This is not your fault. This is a public policy and city/county planning fubar.

    I'm not saying it's a viable option for everyone today. I'm saying that we should be putting more time and effort into it for the future.

    And of course in the case that you are definitely not a target for public transit, if you can get others who would find public transit more convenient to use, there would be fewer people on the roads competing with you; Your commute times would reduce/be more pleasant.

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    - I don't need to go outside, my CRT tan'll do me just fine.
  103. It won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A stupider driver will always come along.

  104. Smart cars to save me from stupid drivers by razmaspaz · · Score: 1

    if we give smart cars to stupid drivers there will be more stupid drivers. Didn't darwin teach us anything? Give me a smart car, and then I an be protected from stupid drivers, thus making it more likely that I will produce another smart driver. Not to mention that stupid drivers won't hit me when they do something stupid. They will just kill themselves.

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    I tried for 5 years to come up with a clever sig...only to realize that I am not clever.
  105. Very Cute Headline.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Smart Cars to Save Stupid Drivers?"

    Say it like you've never had, or never will be, involved in a car accident. I've never known anyone to pay attention behind the wheel 100% of the time. Perhaps this editor is going to taste karma someday. Yeah, keep telling yourself they are all stupid. :)

  106. Money Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Human life is more valuable than money.

    I take it that means you donate all your money to charity?

    Otherwise, you're doing what everyone else is doing - putting a finite monetary value on human life. Which, much as we might hate to admit it, there is - money represents (in some sense) _human effort_[1], and saying "human life is more important than any amount of money" is like saying "human life is more important than any amount of human effort". Which, of course, is false - saving a single life is rarely worth the full life's time of 1,000,000 people.

    Since human effort is finite, money is finite, and human life has a finite monetary cost.

    [1] Money represents effort in that effort can be used to generate money and money can be used to generate effort; nobody is arguing that money is apportioned according to effort.

  107. Re:Money Life by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "I take it that means you donate all your money to charity?"

    I've donated quite a bit, yes.

    "Otherwise, you're doing what everyone else is doing - putting a finite monetary value on human life."

    Donations to charity, whether they happen or not, do not place a value on human life.

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  108. This car is for you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I admit, I have been one of those people who have fallen asleep at the wheel, and have realized that I
    > was in a different lane than I remembered having been in. I have probably been saved by the little
    > rumble strips along the edge of the highway at least half a dozen times.

    Did it ever occur to you to GET THE HELL OFF THE ROAD?!?

    Bloody hell, you're like a walking advertisement for this thing! "Keep falling asleep at the wheel but can't be bothered to stop being a dangerous driver? At least this car will wake your moronic ass up before you veer across three lanes of traffic and hit the rumble strips!"

    Your post is clear evidence that people are NOT choosing wisely when they are and are not capable of driving; adding another safety check isn't going to change that; the hope is that it'll mitigate unsafe choices like yours.

  109. Just great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ford already has that stupid "check engine" light. It's about as descript as "general car fault." This sounds like a great way to soak up extra money at the service center to "re-enable" your car.

  110. Will it go the way of talking cars? by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 1

    Who remembers the couple of years worth of cars that talked? Bing - "The door is ajar". Bing - "The door is ajar". Someone thought it was a marvelous idea and less annoying than the constant beeping.

    My point? For all that people pretend they want to be protected and made safer, they are seldom happy with methods that make them aware of their failings.

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    I was taking one day at a time, but then several days got together and ambushed me. (from a Rhymes with Orange comic)
  111. brake bias was not adjustable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brake bias has been required to be physically adjusted for years now, to prevent just this.

    They also removed automatic upshifting this year, last year you just pressed the gas and went. No need to modulate the gas or shift.

    F1 still has a long way to go removing stuff before the problem of mechanical boredom is removed.

  112. seen a trumpet player by Jafa · · Score: 1

    In NYC I saw a guy playing the trumpet while driving. Luckily you can keep a hand on the wheel while playing. Not as dangerous, but I thought it was pretty classy.

    I wish I knew how to play the trumpet.

    J

  113. a few times by Jafa · · Score: 1

    I may have been seen a few times driving down the rode with my pants off, using both hands to undress the girl in the passenger seat and uh... wait..

    Hmmmm there seem to be some voices in my head telling me to stop this story. I usually listen to them.

    J

  114. They're coming out soon too! by Magickcat · · Score: 1

    All these new safety features are standard in the upcoming revived edition of the Pinto.

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    Si tacuisses philosophus mansisses. If you had kept quiet, you would have remained a philosopher.

  115. I think you give them too much credit. by FanaticalDesperado · · Score: 1

    Women in general (IN GENERAL) are indecisive drivers

    This should read: Women in general are indecisive

  116. As Seinfeld would say... by FanaticalDesperado · · Score: 1

    (I'm seriously paraphrasing here)
    I think that the thing that most shows how stupid people are is the fact that helmets exist. We, as people, recognized a pattern in activities that kept cracking our skulls. So, what did we do? Instead of stopping the activity which leads to the skull-cracking, we put a piece of foam and plastic around our heads.

  117. Statistics by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

    "Can anyone argue that cruise control has actually increased road safety? I've seen plenty of statistics that say otherwise."

    References please. I wuld be astonished to learn that a gizmo that has been proved to reduce road safety is legal for fitment by the manufacturer.

  118. This will ultimately fail because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    natural stupidity beats artificial intelligence anyday

  119. It's a joke, get it? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

    I agree

  120. All your.... by zoloto · · Score: 1

    All your stupidity belong to us...
    In soviet russia, car drives YOU!

    i wonder what other cliche's come to /. readers minds?

  121. Radios on ambulances by Aguila · · Score: 1

    I can't speak for the other fields in this list, but I am an EMT (volunteer), and have ridden in many ambulances. Based on this, I disagree with your using ambulances as an example of a safe combination of driving and talking on a radio/cell phone. The truth is that the driver of the ambulance very rarely uses the radio. Jobs on an ambulance are divided up. Minimal crew is two people, so on the way to the call, the driver has one job, driving, while the second medic is responsible for radio traffic, navigation, reading maps, etc. Similarly, on the way to the hospital with a patient, the driver does very little with the radio. Typically, all the driver does with the radio is signal that the ambulance is enroute to the hospital, and then signal that it is at the hospital. Most ambulances that I have ridden on have automated this task so that the driver can push a single button for each. Additionally, the driver could easily radio these in just before starting driving (for the enroute call) and just after parking (for the at hospital call). Communication to the hospital covering the patient condition, expected arrival time, etc. is usually covered by the medic in the back, not the driver. There may also be communication asking your location, but that is usually when not on a call/on the way to a call, again not handled by the driver. If it is on the way to the hospital, it is a short answer, not a conversation, and even then the driver may choose not to respond until he's on a clear stretch of road. So, there are cases where the driver would be on the radio, but not in the majority of calls, and even then it uses a different speech style than a cell phone conversation. While I do not have personal experience on a fire truck, I assume that similar division of driver/radio operator would apply there.

    So, what the use of radios on ambulances establishes is that it is safe for a PASSENGER in a vehicle to be on a cell phone.

  122. Is it you? by jobbegea · · Score: 1

    This isn't you by any chance?

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    Net sa best, mar it koe minder
  123. Drunk drivers by stephanruby · · Score: 1

    It would be great for drunk drivers if it automatically called the cops if the driver was recklessly driving.

  124. smart cars to save OTHERS by yulek · · Score: 1

    i think what we really need is smart cars that save people OUTSIDE the car. like, for example, motorcyclists who are constantly getting clobbered by SUV's driven by already ridiculously safe drivers talking on their self phone and ignoring the driver.

    i would like these cars to apply an electric shock whenever a driver switches lanes without checking their mirrors...

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    in this age of communication i'm just not getting through
  125. Kit cars off factory assembly lines? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    Riiiight, the onstar system in your volvo-powered kit car. I ought to see if they'll install one on my VW trike, next

    Delorean: Thousands of cars completely assembled on factory assembly lines.. You have an odd definition of "kit car". We'll sit back and wait until you come up with a Popular Mechanics back-of-the-magazine ad from 1983 or so where you can send away for DeLorean kits. I think I'll be waiting a while on that one!

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    Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.