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  1. Wow. Just Wow. on EU Approves Data Retention · · Score: 1

    I'm a former resident of Germany and have been living in Canada for a couple of years now. I don't know if I should feel sad or fortunate and I can only imagine what kind of horrible implications this has. This course of action brings us a step closer to Orwellian dystopia.

    Now that the shit has hit the fan and we are stepping backwards, the questions are:
    - What legislation will be able to get passed on in the future?
    - What kind of information will have to be stored in the future?
        o Your financial transaction data?
        o Your insurance data?
        o Your academic career?
        o Your social interaction patters?
        o Your genealogy?

    We're getting reamed up the butt and we ask if they want seconds. It's pathetic.

  2. Re:My experience on Miss Digital World 2005 · · Score: 1

    I guess you were rooting for her box?

  3. Re:Narwhal, not Narwhale on Narwhal Tusks are Sensory Organs · · Score: 0

    lol that's not been proofread

  4. Re:Serious Question on Microsoft and MTV to Launch Music Service · · Score: 1

    That's not bling on their teeth, either. :P

  5. Re:Urge? on Microsoft and MTV to Launch Music Service · · Score: 1
    Have you seen the newest music videos. I'd say at least 25% have quite erotic scenes in them.
    Well, popular movements sell popular music. 90 per cent of everything is junk, anyways.
  6. Re:Watch this video on Ruby on Rails 1.0 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    Okay now. That were 120 characters.

    Seriously, would you rather type 120 characters than punching in CTRL+T TAB r u b y SPACE o n SPACE r a i l s ENTER TAB*17 ENTER? That's only 33 key presses and at the end you'll know what RoR is.

    Don't tell me you're still sitting on you chair wondering. Gee.

  7. Re:Wal*Mart Kids on Chimpanzees Beat out Children in Reasoning Test · · Score: 1

    Call it Fight Club and you have a nice franchise on your hands.

  8. Re:In no particular order.... on Top 10 System Administrator Truths · · Score: 1

    Then don't make idiot-proof, make it idiot-friendly.

  9. Re:Torvalds is 'out there' on Torvalds Says 'Use KDE' · · Score: 1

    Amen to that!

  10. Re:Consumers will return them on Blu-ray Coming Out On Top? · · Score: 1
    Trust me on this. People are stupid.
    If people are stupid, what makes you think that they'll return the stuff? If they planned on upgrading anyways, why don't they upgrade the whole crappy 300$ stereo system they had before?

    "Well, you need new speakers and receivers."
    "Aww shucks, t'was time to upgrade anyways."
    *plonks down cc or cash*
  11. Re:Technology driver on Blu-ray Coming Out On Top? · · Score: 1
    big lead... snowballs... dominating... fastest to move... which direction it goes... fastest moving and most experimental...

    I see a couple hundred approaches to a joke in your post! First come, first serve. :p

  12. Re:Reminds me of VHS Tapes on Would You Like Some Fries With That Download? · · Score: 1

    One TLA*:

    UMD.

    You've heard it here first, folks. Would you like spyware with that?

    *three-letter-acronym

  13. Re:How long until on Would You Like Some Fries With That Download? · · Score: 1

    I'll have a MacOpen with sauce, please.

  14. Re:Why Sony? on Sony Announced Hybrid Digital Camera · · Score: 1
    And in order to inject some humour into this post they also occasionally blow up after ten seconds with an "Oh no!" just before they see oblivion.
    Don't you mean they blow up after three seconds with an "Jihad!" just before they see 56 virgins?

    Okay, I admit. That was disgusting. :P
  15. Re:Umm wha? on Wikipedia Hoax Author Confesses · · Score: 1

    TCP/IP protocol: Thought Control Protocol/Intellectual Property protocol :P

  16. Re:No miracle pill here on New 'Mighty Mouse' Formula Found · · Score: 1

    I'm in shape. Round is a shape. :P

  17. Re:Opening a Window to Google.... on Xooglers - Google Discussed by Ex-Googlers · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked I was feeding myself.

  18. Re:Rare to get such honesty these days. on The 2005 IT Year In Quotes · · Score: 2, Funny
    An honest CEO
    Good joke. :P
  19. Re:No Surprise on 50% of HDTV Owners Don't Use HD · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's almost 55%!

  20. Re:Obstacle to making Linux commercially viable on PlayStation Touch Screen for Your Linux Box · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, I suppose that if one invests hundreds of man-hours into a project without seeing it take off and accepted by a huge number of people, then one might tend to generalize that all similar projects are doomed to fail.

    On the other hand, similar projects have been doing releases constantly and attracted a developer following of that the enlightenment community could only dream of.

    Please don't understand me wrong. I am not bashing rasterman or the Enlightenment project. It just seems to me that the E. project has been making mistakes that they shouldn't have done; but I can't put my finger on what exactly they did wrong. :)

  21. Re:Agile Google on Google's Ten Golden Rules · · Score: 1

    Which really just boils down to:

    Be effective.

  22. Re:ROTATING TURRET OF DOOM! on Robots With Square Wheels? · · Score: 3, Funny
    Why are folks so obsessed with literally reinventing the wheel?
    Because it makes you go in circles?
  23. Re:Only 5% are online? on Macedonia Deploys 5,000 Ubuntu Desktops in Schools · · Score: 1

    By swapping... floppies! :P

  24. Re:And then... on Searchable C/C++ DB surpasses 275 million lines · · Score: 1

    My hat's off to you. Great work.

  25. Re:This sort of things always worries me on Nanotechnology Gets Finer · · Score: 1

    Your fears have been fictionalized in "The Diamond Age, or: a young lady's illustrated primer", by Neal Stephenson. Read it. It's awesome.