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  1. Like the quote at the bottom of the page: on One Second Ads Hoping To Grab Your Eyes · · Score: 1
    Life is too short to be taken seriously.
    Like these adverts.
  2. Re:Is it me on VW Beetle Fitted with a Jet Engine · · Score: 1

    Do either of you two like movies about gladiators?

  3. Re:Email I Received on BlueSecurity Database Compromised? · · Score: 1
    BlueSecurity is run by a few Russian-born Jews, who have previously been spamming themselves.
    [Clicks fingers, sarcastic] Damn, I knew those Zionist devils had to be involved somewhere along the line! I'm reporting this to Indymedia!
  4. Nerd/geek revenge methods on 'Revenge of the Nerds' Remake in the Works · · Score: 2, Funny

    My favourite: the Phantom Goatse Wallpaper Install. It gets the message "I really, really hate you" across like nothing else on this Earth.

  5. Re:But...but..but.. on Macs May No Longer Be Immune to Viruses · · Score: 1
    ...all three people in a manage a trois if the manage trois involves a daughter and a mother...
    So that's Republicans digg foursomes.
  6. Re:1jobs on McNealy Created Millions of Jobs? · · Score: 1
    Jobs is Unique!
    Mercifully.
  7. Re:Prime95 as a detection tool? on Flawed AMD Chip Can Lead To Data Corruption · · Score: 1

    The GIMPS clients do use the FPU (read the FAQ). Something to do with intensive use of FFTs.

  8. I foresee a patent war. on Live Commercials Will Save TV? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Won't QVC be up in arms over this "live advertising" idea?

  9. News Just In: on Windows Vista To Make Dual-Boot A Challenge? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Encrypting a filesystem prevents arbitrary operating system from accessing it!

    I mean — what the fuck?! — isn't that the whole idea?

  10. Re:Inbound is the important one. on Vista Firewall to be Crippled · · Score: 1
    Who here, honestly blocks outgoing traffic too on their home networks?
    I block NetBIOS and SMB at the gateway. I figure one shouldn't need to configure an outbound filter if one has a clean, properly adjusted system.
  11. "Unhealthy news" on Chinese Portals Pledge More Self-Policing · · Score: 1

    Now there's a great tag for some Slashdot stories...

  12. Re:Obl. humor troll on Scientists Probe the Use of the Tongue · · Score: 1
    One I heard on a TV show:
    The Best Ever Chat-Up Line.
    "Hello, I've got a ten-inch tongue and can breathe through my ears."
  13. Re:Napster: Beyond the Grave on Napster Legal Battle Reaches from Beyond the Grave · · Score: 1
    I just get a flood of SYN SYN SYN.
    Try using REP-ENT filtering.
  14. Napster: Beyond the Grave on Napster Legal Battle Reaches from Beyond the Grave · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah, it's the old "tunnelling over a PPP connection on a Ouija board" trick.

  15. Re:Kick ass synth? on Start-up Could Kick Opteron into Overdrive · · Score: 1
    Too bad this thing is still a little on the expensive side for a viable market on the music software side.
    ...as compared to a ProTools DSP card?
  16. Re:Secure by default on N.Y. County Mandates Wireless Security · · Score: 1
    Anyhoo, encrypting public access points is stupid. It's impossible to make sure someone isn't snarfing your traffic(rogue access points) so any confidential information needs to be encrypted at each end with something like SSL w/ 1024bit RSA.
    The point about encryption between the start and end points should apply to any public network as one rogue router is all it takes. Nevertheless, there's no reason why public access points cannot be encrypted — use something like EAP-TLS WPA but without the authentication. The client obtains a public key from the access point, constructs an AES session key and sends it to the access point with whatever public key cryptosystem it uses.
  17. Re:What about on Abandoned Games · · Score: 1
    Ahh, Neverhood. Played the demo, never got around to buying it. Plasticine and point-and-click. Genius.
    I beat the neverhood in 3rd grade, hows that for impressive? That game was designed for college students.
    Just read that sentence back to yourself out loud.
  18. Re:Censorship on New Internet Regulation Proposed · · Score: 1

    Like I've said to others, "If you've not seen Goatse, consider yourself lucky. If you have, consider yourself educated."

  19. Re:Censorship on New Internet Regulation Proposed · · Score: 1
    People need to learn and be exposed to certain content that will allow them to grow. Nudity is a part of life. Sex is part of life.
    Where does Goatse lie in all this?
  20. There are other TV manufacturers, too. on New Patent on TV Forces You to Watch Ads · · Score: 4, Insightful

    OK, so that's Philips and Sony off the list. Who's next?

  21. Re:Great! on Seagate Announces 750GB Hard Drives · · Score: 1
    Why was I reminded of An Amendment To Be?
    Bart. What the hell is this?
    Lisa. It's one of those campy '70s throwbacks that appeals to Generation Xers.
    Bart. We need another BSD war to thin out their ranks a little.
  22. Re:and... on How Virtualization Led Microsoft to Support Linux · · Score: 1

    I understand why someone would want NTFS read support under Linux. I use it. But write support? It seems like a logical nightmare: how do you write to NTFS and keep consistent ownership/permissions? You'd have to map all the users under Linux into the NT user database, and that goes beyond filesystem support. And matching between the two security models would be even more of a problem.

  23. Reproductive organs in its mouth on An Alternate Human · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess that precludes chilli and bony fish — just cold rice pudding and hot grits from now on!

  24. Re:Wait..... on Porn Industry Trials Burnable DVDs · · Score: 2, Funny
    painstakingly categorized by number of women, boob size, and point of penetration.
    You sound like you need a girlfr— nevermind.
  25. Re:They think they are being clever on Planning Dapper +1, The Edgy Eft · · Score: 1
    Ubutnu sound positively pornographic.
    I'm still trying to get my head around the logo.