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Live Commercials Will Save TV?

Vitaly Friedman writes "Entrepreneur Mark Cuban doesn't believe that traditional television advertising is dead, it simply needs to be more interesting. And what's more interesting than being live? From the article: 'It's no secret that the traditional 30-second spot has been losing much of its luster with advertisers. With the rise of other media options (videogames, home theater systems, Web surfing) on the one hand and the recent growth of DVRs like TiVo on the other, traditional television advertising has been feeling the squeeze. Broadcasting executives are struggling to figure out the economics of the new digital landscape, and have been willing to try just about any creative idea, such as TiVo's plan to replace old commercials with new ones when watching recorded shows.'"

157 comments

  1. oh yes... by joeldg · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is perfect, some GREAT opportunities for wardrobe malfunctions and haircombing shots... :)

    1. Re:oh yes... by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1
      They aren't live as in live.

      They're live as in not Superbowl ads in April.

      $20 says you won't be able to ff thru them much longer if they're going to all this work.

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    2. Re:oh yes... by lbrandy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My idea for an ad is a 4 second clip of someone paying with a Visa card, slowed down 8x. That way people fast-forwarding on their TiVo get to see it in real time.

    3. Re:oh yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As things stand right now, you can use a TV-tuner card with a windows/linux PC to capture anything and everything, then play it at whatever speed you like, whenever you like.

      Two things will work against that in the future: 1) HD-TV with its encryption. HDTV will allow content providers to mandate you use a hardware device that can obey a no-caputure (or no-skip) flag

      2) For computer TV-cards, Vista has all the right infrastructure for DRM and broadcast flags in place, so rolling out a 'no-skip' flag mechanism should be trivial for them in the future, after you pay for the infrastructure, so even if your Tuner does not support the DRM, your OS will.

      Of course, the SlashDot croud with the linux comps and foreign-made TV tuner cards will figure out a way to capture and fast-forward through the 'protected' ads.

      Then be ready that TVIAA or some shit like that will start suing people for using TV capture cards to steal their intellectual property (as in: you did not PAY for it by watching their ad).

    4. Re:oh yes... by tktk · · Score: 1
      My idea for an ad is a 4 second clip of someone paying with a Visa card, slowed down 8x. That way people fast-forwarding on their TiVo get to see it in real time.

      I'm writing your name down...if I end up seeing this on my Tivo, I'll know who to blame.

    5. Re:oh yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is perfect, some GREAT opportunities for wardrobe malfunctions and haircombing shots... :)

      "Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular?"

    6. Re:oh yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while your idea is very bright, what the hell is wrong with marketers? why don't they try something people would actually enjoy watching (at least not try to avoid) instead of trying to circumvent the circumvention methods?

    7. Re:oh yes... by oh_bugger · · Score: 1

      Is 8x the fastest FF speed for TiVo? My Sky+ can go up to 30x according to the little dial in the corner.

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    8. Re:oh yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldnt you also figgure out the frame-skip-rate that the tivo uses in fast-forward and just insert the "slow" frames there, that way people fast forwarding and people at normal speed will see the same commercial? :)

      I don't have a Tivo to test with, but i'd guess it only plays every 8th frame to play at 8X speed. maybe?

    9. Re:oh yes... by jackbird · · Score: 1

      Trouble is, those are the MPEG keyframes. If those are totally different than the rest of the frames, there's a wee problem.

    10. Re:oh yes... by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      No.. in fact, TiVo doesn't even have an 8x FF mode. It has 2x, 20x, and 60x.

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    11. Re:oh yes... by Mewtwo · · Score: 1

      Oh, and slip in someone's REAL credit card. So the people actually watching the commercial get a name and a CC# to use.

      Actually, like the EULA that hid a $1,000 prize in it so long ago, if someone made a seemingly-normal credit card commercial that had a prize-winning CC name and number, and part of the fine print said the first person to "identity theft" the credit card in the commercial wins $50,000 or something, we might see a lot more interest in commercials.

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  2. Sounds expensive... by brian0918 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unless these commercials consist of little more than someone scrolling through a powerpoint, how could this not get expensive fast? Most commercials are recycled for months or years, not minutes...

    1. Re:Sounds expensive... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      That's a good point, but live commercials could still be cheap to make while providing bang for buck - I think reality TV is proof of that.

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    2. Re:Sounds expensive... by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      With primetime national spots costing $100k, adding another $10-20k in expense to do it live is not a major expense.

    3. Re:Sounds expensive... by monopole · · Score: 1

      Two words, reality ads. Have a feedback mechanism, give the actor one shot, and kickback added points per vote/sales. Basically a televised elevator pitch.

    4. Re:Sounds expensive... by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      Most commercials are recycled for months or years, not minutes...

      Which is one of the main reasons I skip through the damn things. Nothing sends my finger flying for the FF button faster than the realization that the same idiotic clip they've been shoving in my face every night for the last month, just started.

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  3. So media really is cyclical? by bluemeep · · Score: 1

    So Matt Lauer will take a break from reporting the news of the morning to tell us about Quaker Oats now?

    1. Re:So media really is cyclical? by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

      Didn't that sort of thing used to happen on old-time radio? More Ovaltine, please!

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    2. Re:So media really is cyclical? by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      It still happens today on talk radio, actually, and not just the Paul Harvey show.

    3. Re:So media really is cyclical? by emmaussmith · · Score: 1

      Also old television... On "I Love Lucy," Lucy made a ad for a TV show on the show. It was for a health tonic and she got drunk during the show (within a show) and funniness ensued.

    4. Re:So media really is cyclical? by Baricom · · Score: 1

      Here's a link to the Wikipedia article: Vitameatavegamin (it currently redirects to I Love Lucy).

  4. Real-time recordings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most commercials are skipped at the PVR stage. How is making it live going to make a difference? Second a lot of commercials use CGI. Is that going to be real-time?

    1. Re:Real-time recordings by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Sure. I still have a copy of Bill Budge's 3-D Graphics System for the Apple ][.

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  5. Wooo Hooo! by needacoolnickname · · Score: 2, Funny

    No more talking gecko!

    1. Re:Wooo Hooo! by n9uxu8 · · Score: 1

      But I like the talking gecko...

      It's pie...and chips...fa free...

      What's not to like?

      Dave

    2. Re:Wooo Hooo! by anubi · · Score: 1
      That talking gecko was probably the most imaginative thing they came up with in the last five years.

      (Well, something had to supplant Taco Bell's cute little dog. )

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    3. Re:Wooo Hooo! by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Geico ads are the only good ones on TV, you insensitive clod! I am a little unsure when s/h/it picked up the English accent, though.

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  6. This one is still running... by Gamefreak99 · · Score: 1

    Mr. Owl: how many licks does it take...

    1. Re:This one is still running... by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      I know. It was old when I was a kid (I'm 44 now).
      It'll be running until owls are extinct or Tootsie Pops are illegal.

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  7. Interesting by HunterZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One of the most annoying things to me about TV ads is seeing the same ones repeated 3 or 4 (or more) times during a one hour show. Even if the ad itself isn't particularly annoying, it becomes so after I've seen it enough times over a short enough period of time.

    What I'm driving at is that I think live TV commercials *would* be interesting, at least at first. No doubt they would become just as normal and familiar as everything else shown on TV in the past 50+ years, but at least we wouldn't have to see the same thing over and over and over again.

    On the other hand, considering how much money is currently spent on pre-recorded commercials, I somehow doubt that we'd see more than a few live ones, only during prime-time, and only on major networks.

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    1. Re:Interesting by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Funny

      I second that. Nothing like the same four commercials during an hour long show to make you glad you pvr'ed it and are fast fowarding through them.

      I don't see why they do that, some brainer probably sat there and said "if they see our ad 23 times this hour they gotta buy our anal leakage cream for sure!".

      Tom

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    2. Re:Interesting by ozbird · · Score: 1

      One of the most annoying things to me about TV ads is seeing the same ones repeated 3 or 4 (or more) times during a one hour show.

      Even more annoying is when they repeat the same ad twice in the ad break - just in case you missed it. Throw in a scrolling banner or pop-up ad in the program too: they might have forgotten since the last ad break three minutes ago... They probably gave the fucker who thought of this a medal - bastards!

  8. as we speak by Rooked_One · · Score: 1

    network exec's are sitting around a table trying to remake 'friends' As long as these asshats have control (clearchannel) don't plan on seeing anything good - may I suggest Adult Swim on the cartoon network?

    1. Re:as we speak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get your media right. CC doesn't own a significant number of TV stations.

    2. Re:as we speak by TheFlamingoKing · · Score: 1

      So I can watch reruns of Saved by the Bell? I think not. What king of the asshats thought up that one?

      Oh - and if you haven't noticed, most of Adult Swim's commercials are either self-gratification or completely irrelevant to the audience.

    3. Re:as we speak by realityfighter · · Score: 1

      I think he's talking about the Adult Swim "cards" that appear between the commercials during that time block and change constantly. Those are fantastic advertising; they keep people watching, waiting to see a new Adult Swim spot. That's *exactly* the effect that Cuban is talking about; intersperse actual content with the advertising and people won't tune out the ads.

      Live content is even better because people will go out of their way to be "in the moment." The only problem with this is, live events are terribly expensive. So you can't run a lot of them. People have run promotions in the past where they promote an ad that will run sometime during a given time frame, like, "during this weeks episode of Friends." When you do that, ratings spike during that particular slice of time.

      Cuban thinks that doing this more will make ratings go up overall; the truth is, you can only run so many live events before people think of them as normal. At which point, the live television spots will be at a disadvantage to other forms of entertainment that don't require the viewer to be in front of their TV, on a certain channel at a certain time.

      In order for advertising to be more effective, all the TV execs have to do is cut down on the number of ads shown - say, removing 2 30-second spots from an average 30-minute show. Don't allow one company to run the same spot every break. Have every network that's going to run an ad from a spot series run the entire series, weigh them somewhat equally, and order them appropriately. Ad agencies should negotiate so that their works don't become "diluted" from overuse; the Bud-Weis-Er frogs were only funny the first fifteen hundred times. Manage the spots more tightly so that they are entertaining themselves. Then we'll want to stick around for them. Duh.

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  9. Clue by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Broadcasters, your captive audience is escaping. We no longer will sit back and be bombarded by obnoxious ads that insult our intelligence. Live advertising won't do the job. I know I'll simply ignore live ads like I do most advertising already. The mute button still performs its said task, removing most of the annoyance factor during ads, and I can always change the channel and right back again to avoid ads.

    Forget ads on TV. Come up with a better way to get the sponsors' messages out to the public. Ads are everywhere now, and people are just becoming more resistant to them.

    1. Re:Clue by FreeBSD+evangelist · · Score: 1
      The mute button still performs its said task, removing most of the annoyance factor during ads, and I can always change the channel and right back again to avoid ads.

      But Phillips was just granted a patent on a method to lock your channel selector (and DVR fast forward button) during commercials.

      They want us rats to buy the wheel, but they want to own it.

    2. Re:Clue by misleb · · Score: 1

      That is one frivolous patent I'm happy to see. It is good for consumers because them it won't be implemented by every manufacturer.

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  10. I remember commercials! by non-poster · · Score: 1

    I haven't watched commercials for a while. MythTV has auto commercial skip, and "skip ahead 30 seconds" as standard features. Watching live TV is so...low tech.

    1. Re:I remember commercials! by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      I'm in very much the same situation. We got TiVo and haven't watched ads since. The new version of the software is pretty good at finding things I like to watch.. so generally I watch everything recoded and skip the ads. When I run out of shows on my living room tivo, I check the bedroom, usually find something else to watch. When I'm totally out, I usually put in a DVD. There used to be a rare occasion when I couldn't wait to catch an episode of a show and watch it live, but these days it just isn't worth it. I wait 30 minutes, then start watching and fast forward through the ads.

      The ad companies can hate me, but there's a 10% chance I wouldn't have gotten TiVo if it weren't for the constant bombardment of crap. ;o)

      For a while in the late 90's/early 00's, there was some downright hillarious ads that I still remember, company name and all. AdCritic.com was the best. What happened to all of that?

    2. Re:I remember commercials! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in very much the same situation. We got TiVo and haven't watched ads since. The new version of the software is pretty good at finding things I like to watch.. so generally I watch everything recoded and skip the ads. When I run out of shows on my living room tivo, I check the bedroom, usually find something else to watch. When I'm totally out, I usually put in a DVD.

      Ever hear of a book? You know they don't even have commercials, you just have to turn the pages and read. I know, insane in the membrane.

    3. Re:I remember commercials! by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      I spend just about every waking minute working at home on the computer. The TV is usually on in the background. Books aren't really much of an option for me. I used to love books though.

  11. just make decent commercials by buddyglass · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most commercials make me want to jab something sharp into my eyesockets. Some, however, are actually funny. Or, if not outright funny, at least visually interesting. Make more of those and I might be persuaded not to switch channels.

    1. Re:just make decent commercials by anubi · · Score: 1
      I could not agree with you more.

      I was fortunate enough to live through the "Alka-Seltzer" era, when people would actually go out of their way to watch their commercial.

      There have even been shows where the whole show is a collection of foreign commercials, and most were hilarious.

      Most of the crap thought up here in America is just about as dull and boring as being forced to hear the details of Uncle Jessie's church wedding every five minutes while trying to enjoy a meal.

      As a group of consumers, we have been trying for years to tell the advertising community to get their act together, but they have been extremely resilent as far as doing what they are gonna do, consumer be dammned. Why make commercials interesting when you can just go to Congress and get laws passed to prevent circumcision ( pun intended ) of the technologies they place to force viewing their ads?

      The advertising agencies have already figured out it is corporate executives which pay their fees, not us little guys. And they know how to play the Corporate Boardroom game.

      ( Hell, some of us do that too... how many times have you seen a corporate site which is darned near unusable except when using high speed internet connections to a specific browser? Those webmasters know that some Corporate Moneyheads are far more impressed that the company logo rotates and sparkles than they are that the little piece of eye candy will hang up a non-compliant browser the customer is using, as well as using technologies apt to get hung up in firewalls and virus scanners, and taking forever and a day to load. The sell job is to the Moneyhead, hands shaken, papers signed, profit banked, customer be damned. )

      Is there an advertising agency which even cares if the airing of their ads result in nothing more than frantic grabs of remotes to channel surf while the dull boring head of the advertiser prattles on with boring repeats of sales hype, saying one thing while unreadable disclaimers are flashed along the bottom of the screen?

      If I come across as quite irritated at being manipulated in this manner, you read me correctly.

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    2. Re:just make decent commercials by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      You've got it. If you want to see it in action check out The Daily Show on Comedy Central. They've got the $FUNNY_BIT brought to you by $SPONSOR after the first segment. It often has the sponsors name/logo in frame for the whole bit so you can't miss it.

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  12. Shift by reldruH · · Score: 1

    I think it's pretty obvious that television is undergoing a major shift. As the article pointed out, more and more people are Tivo-ing their programs and skipping commericals, IPTV is coming up. Live commercials are really just a way of having new commercials more often, but I don't think that that will help anything. With all the new ways people are watching TV, there needs to be a new way of delivering ads. I don't know what it will be, but my money is on Google to come up with it. They already have a pretty good record when it comes to new kinds of advertising, and incorporating their ads into lots of different products, as well as making them good ads (relevant, anyway).

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  13. Hmmm by GmAz · · Score: 1

    You know, I have a DVR so I can skip the commercials. Will this new 'replacing recorded commercials with new ones' screw up my skipping of said commericals? If so, then TIVO is gonna get pissed when everyone returns them because they can't skip the commercials anymore.

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  14. Pay for shows with DVD sales by sycomonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just get rid of advertising, Pay for the show with DVD sales. Why isn't it allready like this?

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    1. Re:Pay for shows with DVD sales by tktk · · Score: 1
      What are the profits in advertising vs the profits from DVD sales?

      This might be a usable idea but there might be a point where they decide not to run TV shows at all and make everything straight for DVD. Or worse, the first few episodes in a season will be broadcast, but then to see the end of the season, you'll be force to buy the DVD.

    2. Re:Pay for shows with DVD sales by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Because right now they make money on ads and DVD sales. In your scenario, they'd only make money off of DVD sales--a clear drop in revenue.

    3. Re:Pay for shows with DVD sales by archen · · Score: 1

      Until they start putting that shit on DVDs too. Before you start laughing, I recall a time when I would have had the same response concerning movie theaters too. I'm not laughing during the shampoo commercials when I just shelled out $9 to watch a damn movie believe me.

    4. Re:Pay for shows with DVD sales by misleb · · Score: 1

      Because they already make money on DVD sales. Getting rid of advertising would just mean less revenue.

      -matthew

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    5. Re:Pay for shows with DVD sales by TheFlamingoKing · · Score: 1
      Obviously not a sports fan, are you??

      Wait, this is slashdot...

    6. Re:Pay for shows with DVD sales by sycomonkey · · Score: 1

      I'm not even really a TV fan. I watch maybe 3 hours of TV a week at most. I don't think my tuner's moved from Comedy Central in six months.

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  15. What about no commercials? by puregen1us · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How about no commercials would save TV? It's the commercials that people hate, so remove them.

    TV needs people to watch it, and more and more people don't want to because of the ads.

    If 24 is actually 18 hours long, that says something awful about how much advertising is on tv.

    Ok, no ads, means no money for tv, so:

    Why not reduce ads to a level at which they stop being so intrusive? Have a couple at fewer times and charge more. Make better TV to get more viewers and spots can become more expensive. Revenue could stay the same, and TV would actually improve.

    1. Re:What about no commercials? by squarooticus · · Score: 1

      1. Reduce time for advertising.
      2. Charge more for said reduced time.
      3. ???
      4. Profit!

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    2. Re:What about no commercials? by stud9920 · · Score: 1
      If 24 is actually 18 hours long, that says something awful about how much advertising is on tv.
      You moron ! It's called 24 because there are 24 episodes in a season, as opposed to the regular 22. What do you think Jack Bauer does during the commercial break. Just like you, he takes a leak or heads to the fridge.
    3. Re:What about no commercials? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      "1. Reduce time for advertising.
      2. Charge more for said reduced time.
      3. ???
      4. Profit!"


      There wouldn't need to be a step 3. That has the potential to work. The main reason it isn't likely to happen, though, is that you'd be turning away dudes carrying bags of money.

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    4. Re:What about no commercials? by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1
      How about no commercials would save TV? It's the commercials that people hate, so remove them.

      Sure, there are public networks like the BBC. They get their money from the government, though radio and television license fees. No ads, except for their own promos between programs. I'd be happy to pay extra for BBC Canada if they'd ditch their ads.

      It's a business model that works, though folks in the U.K. grumble about it. It can produce excellent television. But it's also a model the U.S.A. rejected about 1790, opting for wide-open free markets with as little government involvement as possible. Could it work with cable television?

      ...laura

    5. Re:What about no commercials? by misleb · · Score: 1
      Why not reduce ads to a level at which they stop being so intrusive?


      Because people like me (bastards) would STILL block/skip them. It would just be less work if there was less. I block any and all advertising out of my life that I lawfully can. Totally indiscriminately. I don't care if it is targeted, relevent, and unintrusive.

      -matthew
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    6. Re:What about no commercials? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I've heard, 24 is supposed to be "real time". At least originally. It was a 24-hour episode split in real time.

      NOT it was supposed to be 24 episodes.

  16. Live Commercials? I remember those. by iminplaya · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Hello friends. I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin. Yes, Vitameatavegamin contains Vitamins Meat Vegetables and Minerals. Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health. All you do is take a great big tablespoonful after every meal. Mmmmmmm..... It's so tasty, too! Tastes just like candy! So why don't you join all the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow! That's Vita-meata-vegamin! (wink)"

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    1. Re:Live Commercials? I remember those. by theJML · · Score: 1

      Wow, you should get modded up for that. Either you made that up and it just seems close enough to be correct, or you've watched that episode too many times... Either way, Nice.

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  17. Product Placement by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Really, while the idea of live and/or more interesting commercials does have some appeal, in the end I think advertisers will simply resort to more and more product placement. Which could lead to some interesting convolutions of plotlines for shows that don't take place in modern society. I can see sci fi shows placing products with the rationalization that they are so damn good that the companies that make them today are still around in the future. But what about historical shows?

    I predict more time travel and dream sequences.

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    1. Re:Product Placement by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1
      I think advertisers will simply resort to more and more product placement

      Frankly, I'd welcome this. I'd much rather see Earl Hickey drink a pepsi now and again than have the whole show stop for four minutes to tell me how great pepsi is.

    2. Re:Product Placement by anubi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I bet you got a strong boost in your feelings about FedEx after watching Castaway.

      I did.

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  18. This industry is dying, and thank God! by Ponga · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you want a road map of whats going to happen to TV, take a look at radio.
    Sirius and XM are becoming more popular and from what I've seen, public radio is gaining an audience. People are abandoning commercial radio because now there are alternatives! The same will happen to TV, take note!

    -Ponga

    1. Re:This industry is dying, and thank God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already did this with cable and satellite TV. Eventually almost all the pay channels starting showing ads.

    2. Re:This industry is dying, and thank God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Howard Stern still has commercials on his radio show

    3. Re:This industry is dying, and thank God! by anubi · · Score: 1
      What I am afraid of is XM will go the way of FM.

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    4. Re:This industry is dying, and thank God! by misleb · · Score: 1

      What sucks is that ads are creeping into public radio. Used to be that they would just mention some sponsers in the credits, but now they practically have full ads between shows. I guess people aren't donating enough...

      -matthew

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    5. Re:This industry is dying, and thank God! by gameguy1957 · · Score: 1
      If this happens it's only a matter of time before the pay for radio gets ads. We've had DirecTV for 10-12 years now. When we first got it, it was great. We paid $1000 for the equipment but almost all of the channels were ad free and showed full length movies or series. Now almost all of the standard channels show commercials every five minutes and a majority of the shows on all channels are reality shows. I've not watched the thing in at least two years and have an ongoing battle with my wife to get rid of it and just buy the things we are interested in on DVD. The only thing holding her back from doing this is the fact that she's can't live without baseball/football. I think that within the next few years they will require a small pay-per-view on each of the sporting events and that will be what pushes her over the edge on getting rid of the system.

      -JM

  19. They didn't mention one important fact ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    It's no secret that the traditional 30-second spot has been losing much of its luster with advertisers.

    The traditional 30-second spot lost its luster with audiences about sixty seconds after the first one was broadcast.

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    1. Re:They didn't mention one important fact ... by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      I have been told by those who know that sort of thing that advertisers are investigating commercials of different lengths.
      They all look the same while zooming by on the Tivo though.

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    2. Re:They didn't mention one important fact ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, if I were you I'd hang on to your that Tivo and don't let it download any new firmware. Looks like the Feds want to outlaw commercial skipping (I'm waiting for that Gonzales character to link it to terrorism.)

      They can make commercials any length they want, though, but I still won't watch them. It is content that I'm simply not interested in viewing. Hardly anyone is, which is why they are doing their level best to force us to have to watch the things rather than find some other way to support their programming that doesn't involve irritating us to the point where we either a. turn the television off or b. go download a Torrent, if we're fortunate enough to have a fast connection. That's what is really bugging them ... just as with music, the Internet has given us a way to get at multimedia content that doesn't involve existing distribution channels at all, and worse allows us to modify that content (i.e., by stripping out commercials.) Yes, that may or may not be legal depending upon where in the world you live, but there it is. The fact that viewers jumped on the download bandwagon by the Texas shitload should have told these people that maybe they are doing something wrong, but they would rather fight in Congress to keep us as a captive audience in a vain effort to maintain the status quo ante.

      I understand the belief system that leads corporations to expend multi-million-dollar advertising budgets trying to convince consumers by millions to buy their brand of toilet paper versus some other brand. I also know that such efforts can work, and work very well, although they fail more often than not. Either way, it doesn't mean that I have any interest in subjecting myself to such influence, and in fact I won't, even if it means giving up entirely on the dubious benefit of modern television. There is life after TV, you know.

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    3. Re:They didn't mention one important fact ... by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      I don't watch much TV right now and if it gets annoying I will stop altogether. I do that every few years anyway because it just gets annoying.

      If TV becomes annoying to watch people will stop watching. You'd think they could figure that out.

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    4. Re:They didn't mention one important fact ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, this is really an exercise in optimization, an iterative process whereby broadcasters try to find that sweet spot where they can gain the maximum revenue. While they're doing this, expect things to get pretty weird until they settle on a new way of advertising that works well enough for them.

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  20. I foresee a patent war. by ettlz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Won't QVC be up in arms over this "live advertising" idea?

  21. more interesting? by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    I would venture a guess that people are just sick of all the advertising and are doing other things than pay attention to it. You can't surf the web, listen to the radio, take a nice drive, or watch tv without someone trying to brainwash you into buying their product with a jingle, ad or billboard. The superbowl commercials are pretty popular, but as creative as they are, if they were the same marketing drivel dayin-dayout, they would suck too.

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  22. History Repeating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, in the beggining ads were live. Such was even made fun at a Chaplin movie a King in New York http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050598/.

  23. Live isn't interesting by Bogtha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Really, it isn't. You just get screwed up lines, and pay a hell of a lot extra for it.

    What's interesting is relevance. The average bachelor isn't going to run out and buy tampons because an actress told him how fun it was to go rollerskating on your period, but he might go out and buy exercise equipment because Chuck Norris told him it would improve his roundhouse kicks.

    The problem is getting the information necessary to tailor ads to individual preferences without it being a hassle for the viewer or infringe on privacy. Rather than try and obtain their preferences through positive reinforcement, I suggest there should be a huge red button on every remote that says I never want to see this advert again!

    This way, viewers can get rid of the really annoying adverts and the ones that don't interest them at all, and advertisers can build up an idea of what they do like by seeing what they don't block.

    Obviously, there has to be some safeguard against simply blocking every advert, but that shouldn't be too difficult. For example, only let viweers block x number of adverts, and when they block more than that, start unblocking the least recently blocked ones.

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    1. Re:Live isn't interesting by dsci · · Score: 1

      only let viweers block x number of adverts, and when they block more than that, start unblocking the least recently blocked ones.

      Okay, so if they know how many you are allowed to block, what will stop them from just making enough really annoying ones (ie typical ones) to fill your block list and keep your watching the rest?

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    2. Re:Live isn't interesting by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      what will stop them from just making enough really annoying ones (ie typical ones) to fill your block list and keep your watching the rest?

      The purpose of adverts is to sell, not to annoy. Why would they make multiple deliberately annoying adverts to bypass your block when they can make single non-annoying adverts for less money and not get blocked in the first place?

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    3. Re:Live isn't interesting by misleb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obviously, there has to be some safeguard against simply blocking every advert, but that shouldn't be too difficult. For example, only let viweers block x number of adverts, and when they block more than that, start unblocking the least recently blocked ones.

      How could that possibly compete with systems that allows you to block ALL ads? Hmm, I could buy this service that only lets me block the most annoying ads and eventually the ads start popping back up anyway... or I could get a system that not only blocks all ads, but does it automatically (MythTV). Hmmm. Decisions....

      -matthew

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    4. Re:Live isn't interesting by misleb · · Score: 1

      The purpose of adverts is to sell, not to annoy. Why would they make multiple deliberately annoying adverts to bypass your block when they can make single non-annoying adverts for less money and not get blocked in the first place?

      The purpose of advers is to get a brand/product into your head so that you think and talk about it. Fact is, annoying works. Probably isn't a good idea to go overboard with it, but it works.

      An annoying ad can be pretty cheap to make. And if they know it is going to be blocked by most people, they only have to show it once or twice. And they can take the money they saved on the production/airing of the annoying ad and put it into the non-annoying ad that they know almost all people will view because their "block list" is full of the cheap ads that don't run often. So what you're likely to end up with is a small subset of ads that are on just about everyone's block list but aren't actually being blocked because they don't bother to air them!

      For the consumer, there is probably very little to gain from such a system. Most people will just opt for the simpler solution and block all ads indiscriminately. I know I would (and do).

      -matthew

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    5. Re:Live isn't interesting by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      What's interesting is relevance. The average bachelor isn't going to run out and buy tampons because an actress told him how fun it was to go rollerskating on your period, but he might go out and buy exercise equipment because Chuck Norris told him it would improve his roundhouse kicks.

      The problem is getting the information necessary to tailor ads to individual preferences without it being a hassle for the viewer or infringe on privacy.
      ...

      You do realize, don't you, that they tailor the ads to the demographics of the show in question?

      If you find that you're being bombarded by tampon pitches and sugar cereal ads, you might want to consider what shows you find yourself watching.

    6. Re:Live isn't interesting by theJML · · Score: 1

      I think it would work if we didn't buy it... if it was just part of the normal cable setup. Then you could buy one that let you block all the commercials (I'm talking Cable/Sat DVRs, not Tivo/Myth obviously).

      I do think it's a cool idea, 'cause there are plenty of times I've seen a commercial and thought "OH HAILLLL NOO, Not this Sh!t again!" and I've muted it and walked away. Which if you think of it from the commerical maker's perspective is terrible. Say there were 5 commercials in that block. (I wish they only showed 5 at a time...) Commercial number 1's crappiness just made me, the potential customer/audience to the other ones leave and not see the other 4. Now it's entirely possible (however unlikely) that commercial #4 was for some earth shattering product that I never knew I would want before until I saw this awesomely made nobel winning commercial (Like a Razor with 8 blades or a Firewire 8 Track player, or maybe a Machine that Goes Bing (tm)). Too bad I didn't see it because Commercial #1 in the series sucked so much. So if I simply blocked the sucky one, I get to see the others (well, atleast from their point of view) so they're benifiting from it, and who knows I may actually buy something.

      But I would hope that the zap of crappy commercial #1 hits the producer of commercial #1 in the ass and he never makes annoying dumb ass commercials again. So we get feed back both ways. They know what works, I don't have to see the commercial.

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    7. Re:Live isn't interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could be watching a programme that appeals to a broad cross-section of people and get those adverts, or the demographics could be wrong, you certainly shouldn't watch a show just because that is what others think you should watch. I watch TV to relax and entertain myself (like almost everybody else, I imagine) so I pick programs I like not what other people tell me to watch, not that I watch much TV anyway.

  24. creators' planet/population rescue will save US? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well, some of US anyway. see you there?

    for many of US, the only way out is up.

    don't forget, for each of the creators' innocents harmed (in any way) there is a debt that must/will be repaid by you/US as the perpetrators/minions of unprecedented evile will not be available after the big flash occurs.

    'vote' with (what's left in) yOUR wallet. help bring an end to unprecedented evile's manifestation through yOUR owned felonious corepirate nazi life0cidal glowbull warmongering execrable.

    some of US should consider ourselves very fortunate to be among those scheduled to survive after the big flash/implementation of the creators' wwwildly popular planet/population rescue initiative/mandate.

    it's right in the manual, 'world without end', etc....

    as we all ?know?, change is inevitable, & denying/ignoring gravity, logic, morality, etc..., is only possible, on a temporary basis.

    concern about the course of events that will occur should the corepirate nazi life0cidal execrable fail to be intervened upon is in order.

    'do not be dismayed' (also from the manual). however, it's ok/recommended, to not attempt to live under/accept, fauxking nazi felon greed/fear/ego based pr ?firm? scriptdead mindphuking hypenosys.

    consult with/trust in yOUR creators. providing more than enough of everything for everyone (without any distracting/spiritdead personal gain motives), whilst badtolling unprecedented evile, using an unlimited supply of newclear power, since/until forever. see you there?

    "If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land."

  25. Interesting ads are the key by monopole · · Score: 1

    Most ads I fast forward through on my PVR, but some I rewind a watch a few times. For example, the "we're for dogs" ads from Pedigree, or Victoria's Secret ads, although I neither a dog nor a girlfriend and the latter vendor never has anything in my size. A good interesting ad has people asking their friends if they saw them. On the other hand, the spectacularly annoying ad is toast in the PVR era.

    Keep in mind that Music Videos are essentially ads.

    One of my friends who lived in Germany in the 80's told me that at that point commercials were clustered in large blocks, with the impetus to draw people based on creative values.

    A better solution might be the concept of explicit ad antibodies, watch an ad once and have the option of killing it with a press of the remote, coupled with an "applause" button as well. By rating ads, the advertiser could have a much better guide to the level of acceptance of each ad.

    1. Re:Interesting ads are the key by Tadrith · · Score: 1

      Definitely.

      Interesting, or actually funny. Or both! As an example, I find nearly all Geico commercials hilariously funny, and I watch them every time. Even if I've seen them, they just have that hook. I also love the Volkswagon commercials with Peter Stormare. What I can't stand? Jingles. I especially hate jingles when they rip off another song. They're vile, evil commercials. Sex doesn't really sell anymore in my opinion, either... sex is just a click away on the internet now, nobody cares to see it unless they WANT to, and in which case, they'll get their own fix.

    2. Re:Interesting ads are the key by misleb · · Score: 1

      Most ads I fast forward through on my PVR, but some I rewind a watch a few times. For example, the "we're for dogs" ads from Pedigree, or Victoria's Secret ads, although I neither a dog nor a girlfriend and the latter vendor never has anything in my size. A good interesting ad has people asking their friends if they saw them.

      These are so rare than I think people are starting to simply block ads altogether.

      On the other hand, the spectacularly annoying ad is toast in the PVR era.

      No, they just won't get aired more than a couple times. And sometimes it is the spectacularly annoying ads that people talk about... go figure.

      I say just block 'em all. The technology is here. Bring on the entertainment revolution! ;-)

      -matthew

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  26. Not buying it ... yet. by khasim · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I don't see why they do that, some brainer probably sat there and said "if they see our ad 23 times this hour they gotta buy our anal leakage cream for sure!".
    Seeing it 23 times won't make you go out and buy it ... if you don't need it.

    But when you need it ... you'll remember the brand. Which usually results in more purchases of that brand over other brands.

    So repetition is what the advertisers want.

    The trick is to make the repetition less boring so people don't fast forward through the commercial and you lose that repetition.

    But the writers have enough trouble making a 20 minute show interesting enough just once a week for a season. Asking them to make the commercials interesting ... in 30 seconds ... and to make multiple commercials ... too much!
    1. Re:Not buying it ... yet. by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      It's an old advertising trick. If it's annoying you will remember it. The guy who came up with the Anacin ads in the 50s turned annoying ads into a staple of TV advertising.

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    2. Re:Not buying it ... yet. by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      I could go for honest ads for a change. That'd be "all new" and shock the audience.

      "Drink Pepsi! It's full of neato chemicals and corn syrup! Yum!"

      or

      "Drive our Ford Monstrocity F-200 Manly Man Series! 8MPG is our new personal best!"

      or even

      "This Dell XPS170000K series with some random assortment of parts assembled by mexicans in Texas is just what you need! Honest!"

      Frankly, I buy what I want, not what the TV tells me to. The fact they assume I have the IQ of some sort of retarded 4 year old child though is insulting on a whole other level.

      Tom

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  27. Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Marlin was constantly talking and segue'ing into ads for them.

    1. Re:Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      Boy did that work. I still remember them well.

      I'll bet they wouldn't sell Jim any insurance though. He was always wrestling half drugged animals and stapling things to their ears.

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      The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious, it seems, takes longer. - Edward R. Murrow
  28. Step away from the bong, Cuban by Infonaut · · Score: 1

    I don't think advertisers are going to go for live spots. For one thing, all it takes is one on-air screw-up to blow an entire ad campaign and wreck an advertiser's credibility. Giant corporations don't advertise because they want to entertain people; they advertise because they think it generates revenue. TV advertisers are for the most part extremely risk-averse organizations, and they want control over the message they broadcast.

    As others have noted, product placement is the wave of the future. I wouldn't be surprised if single-sponsor shows started popping up. Now that's a return to the old days. Imagine "The Lords of the Shire" TV sitcom, starring Sam, Pippin, and Merry, and sponsored exclusively by Dr. Scholl's. Hey, I didn't say it would lead to better shows!

    Broadcasting is giving way to narrowcasting, and my guess is whether it's on a TV screen, a computer screen, or your iPod screen, advertising in the future is going to be more narrowly focused and less obvious than it is now. Live commercials are exactly the opposite of where commercials are headed.

    Then again, wtf do I know? Cuban made zillions by predicting where the Internet business was headed, and I'm just another random Slashdot monkey who thinks he knows what's going on.

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  29. Live Commercials? Isn't that a telethon? by ChronoFish · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's usually when I give up and turn the TV off for a week. -CF

  30. Nothing can stop the inevitable by btnheazy03 · · Score: 0

    But at least it can go out with a bang :) Also, unedited feeds + audience = hilarity

  31. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make better TV to get more viewers and spots can become more expensive. Revenue could stay the same, and TV would actually improve.

    [sarcasm] Yes, it's just that simple! [/sarcasm]

    It's easy to tell somebody to make something better; it's very hard to actually do it.

    I mean, if people just wrote better code there would be no bugs!

    Not to mention that "better" is highly subjective.

    Back on topic, the number of commericlas is annoying but I can live with it. The ones that I absolutely loathe, though, are those "pop-ups" on TNT where a fucking NASCAR driver rides to his pit crew and has them change the tires while you're tying to watch a god-damned show. That is the future of commercials, though; if you're going to skip their traditional commercials with your fancy TIVOs and whatnot then they're just going to layer new commercials on top of the show. It's fucking sick, really.

  32. Interesting ads by Xiroth · · Score: 1

    One of the more interesting aspects of the internet is that if you make an interesting ad and use viral marketing, people will come to you. Carlton United's Big Ad was a huge success, in that people learned about it by being told by friends, and were therefore much more receptive to the message than just having it spewed at them. After its success on the internet, they tried showing it on TV, but they got such a lacklustre response compared to the online version that they pulled it after only a couple of week.

    1. Re:Interesting ads by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      Carlton United's Big Ad was a huge success, in that people learned about it by being told by friends
      As a middle-income, single, Australian, male, technical/internet tradesman in his 30's, I should be smack-bang in the middle of the target demographic for those ads. But from the first time I saw the first one, I found them really annoying. And I don't think I was alone - I can't recall a single instance of my workmates ever mentioning those ads.

      So why do Australians keep bringing these ads up as an example of fantastic advertising?

      The only reason I can think of is further advertising - the advertising industry gave the advertising company that created these advertisements an advertising award for creative advertising, and to keep the advertising going they advertise that these advertisements were so good they won advertising awards...

      Or, in two words: circle jerk...

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    2. Re:Interesting ads by Xiroth · · Score: 1

      Perhaps. But I was told about it by two seperate circles - once from my university friends, and once by my 26-year-old sister, so it's getting a reasonable bredth of demographic tuning in.

  33. Its in the shorts by mcrbids · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Tivo/DVR changes the whole dynamic of television. It used to be mandatory to watch the commercials, or at least wait them out. Now, the DVR makes it trivial to skip them over.

    Ever watch American Idol? Notice the TVs behind Ryan Seacrest displaying Coca Cola logos and bubbles? The ads are becoming part of the show.

    But, along these same lines, ads are starting to get better. Every day, I get video files forwarded to me by E-mail that are frequently... ADS. And they're funny as hell.

    Here's an example: It's funny as hell, and I sure don't mind forwarding this to my friends. So, this leather company not only gets people to look at their ad, they don't even pay the costs of distribution!

    The world is changing. Guess what? It's been doing that since it was created...

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    1. Re:Its in the shorts by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      It is funny but the link provides the wrong MIME type so be sure to use Save As or you'll see all sorts of little boxes in a Firefox tab.

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  34. Re:Please by kfg · · Score: 1

    . . .the best commercial i've seen recently has got to be the caveman one.

    And yet this commercial is a complete failure, because you called it the "caveman one."

    MAKE THE COMMERCIAL ABOUT THE PRODUCT/SERVICE YOU ARE TRYING TO SELL

    Old style ad:

    "Cars"

    Post WWII ad:

    "Our car is better because it has an extra chrome rimmed hole in the fender"

    Modern ad:

    "I'm a cute kid. If I go hungry it's going to be all your fault, because you didn't buy our car. Did you notice that I'm cute?"

    Maybe "ads" don't need to be more interesting. Maybe they just need to be ads, not blatent attempts at manipulation so bleeding obvious and pathetic that even the morons feel insulted.

    I've been watching the post modern attempts at being "interesting" for the past few days. Mostly I react by thinking, "Jesus Christ! When did they start giving toad lickers money to produce commercials?"

    I can't think of a specific ads or product as an example though, which just goes to show you how effective the whole thing is.

    . . .OR MAKE IT REALLY GODDAMN FUNNY

    Which is usually also the case for really goddamn funny ads. You tend to remember the joke, but not the product. See comment about the "caveman one" above. What the advertiser needs is for you to say "The (insert scuzbum here) one with the cavemen."

    . . .don't like it? go fuck yourself

    I assume this is the statement that garnered you a flamebait mod, and yet that's the gist of it. They really need to come to grips with the fact that advertising can ultimately only inform about the product, and perhaps generate some good will, not force a purchase, so stop trying.

    KFG

  35. The problem is commercials are annoying by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

    Making them interesting and correctly targetted will get people to watch them. Making them live won't accomplish this, it's just another gimmick that people will ignore.

    1. Re:The problem is commercials are annoying by misleb · · Score: 1

      Making them interesting and correctly targetted will get people to watch them.

      Not if the people can help it. Given the choice between watching more "interesting" ads and no ads (a good PVR or renting shows on DVD/online), I think the obvious choice is no ads. Perhaps you can SLOW the adoption of ad skipping technology, but it is here to stay. There is also the disruption factor of current advertising. People are discovering how much better TV is without contant interruptions. I don't care how interesting an ad is, if it disrupts my show, I'm annoyed.

      -matthew

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    2. Re:The problem is commercials are annoying by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      I think you have a different definition of interesting than I am.

      I subscibe to Circuit Cellar magazine. It's a very technical magazine on embedding systems. It's very finely targetted, and the ads are almost as valuable as the articles.

      Advertsing can be done well and be a useful resource. It just isn't.

    3. Re:The problem is commercials are annoying by misleb · · Score: 1

      I subscibe to Circuit Cellar magazine. It's a very technical magazine on embedding systems. It's very finely targetted, and the ads are almost as valuable as the articles.

      Oh, I understand that. I sometimes like to look at the ads in a Linux Journal to see what the latest rack mount x64 server is or whatever. The difference is not just the relevence, but the timing and placement. When you are reading an article, you aren't interrupted every 5 minutes to be shown an ad. You can read articles and browse ads at your leisure. ALthough I'd probably still filter out the ads if I could just as I do on any online 'zine.

      And then there is television where you *are* interrupted every 5 minutes or so to view ads. The interruption factor is probably the worse part of ads of TV. It is only made worse by their inaneness.

      -matthew

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      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
  36. The worst offenders by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

    In Ireland anyway:

    5. Time life products- especially the country music compilations

    4. Hair products; at least the models are usually hot
    3. Personal injury claims- bloody ambulance chasers. At least no-win no-fee is banned in Ireland
    2. Personal finance & insurance - please, just make it stop... I'll give you money
    1. Mobile phone ringtones; kill me now.

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    1. Re:The worst offenders by BakaHoushi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd say that's about right for here in America, too. Though, personally, I'd swap the country music albums, as much as I hate them, for car commercials. Usually they look like they're designed by someone who spent too much of their time in college studying post modern art that they forgot they're selling a car, not a 3-D modelling program.

      This is why I refuse to buy almost anything I haven't researched and/or sampled beforehand. I'll be damned if I'm going to be persuaded by some lying ads. (I've known some awesome products to have horrendous ads, and some horrendous products that have had [though rarely] good ads. Better to look into reviews first)

      And I'd like to make a special mention for drug ads. Let me say this: If you have to ask your doctor if you need a drug, you don't need it. If you're so sick that you need medication, your doctor should (in an indeal world) be the one to tell you. I'd like to see pharmaceutical ads off advertisements altogether, before they make this already paranoid generation into hypochondriacs.

  37. Sell the damn shows online by grahamsz · · Score: 1

    My wife and I probably watch about 10 hours of tv a week between us. Cable costs us about $10/month or roughly 25c/hr and tivo costs another $7 iirc.

    If we could download those shows (even if it were 50c/hr) then we'd probably do that instead. It will obviously hurt the local affliates, but it could make financial sense for those producing the programs.

  38. You mean like in old TV shows? by mh101 · · Score: 1

    This isn't exactly a new idea... Anyone who's watched old TV shows like Jack Benny have seen 'live commercials'. Like when the star of the show comes out and talks for a minute about their sponsor's product, then they return to the next act of the show.

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  39. integrated commercials by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    why don't we see more integrating of commercials into the regular programming?

    Masked figure draws back curtain--raises hand to strike.
    "I stab at thee with TrueSharp(tm) cutlery. Remember, nothing stabs quite like a TrueSharp(tm)."

    I realize there are some logistical issues to work, but it will make skipping the commercial impossible.

  40. he just might be right by alizard · · Score: 1
    I frequently see commercials better than the actual program content.

    The economics of commercial creation are different from the economics of creating general TV content, it's cost-effective to spend megabucks on creating a 30 second commercial if one is going to spend a lot more megabucks on commercial time and one is hoping to sell enough products based on it to make this profitable. What I think he's really saying is... punch up the entertainment content and spend only a bit more money per commercial.

  41. Immune to advertising by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Personally, I'm of the opinion that the problem isn't the medium or the execution, but more that society (or at least, a subset of it) has become entirely numb to advertisements.

    Don't get me wrong, I laugh at adverts if they're legitimately funny, but that doesn't mean I'm going to buy the product.

    We've been bombarded by them so much that we simply don't take in the relevance of the product. My own mother, who is perhaps the biggest couch potato I know, has been using the ad breaks to make a cup of tea for as long as I can remember.

    Additionally, I know myself that much of my product awareness is broadcast from leading individuals in communities that I feel I can trust not to BS me, something not possible until the advent of the internet, and in particular the blogosphere.

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    1. Re:Immune to advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt it. If most of the ads didn't work, the advertisers would stop spending money on them.

  42. Annoying web ads by backslashdot · · Score: 1

    Who else finds that the stupid 15 second full screen web ads many companies have are plain useless and annoying. Most don't even show the company logo or product until the end of the ad, and all of the ads are just plain boring. That's why I always click "skip this ad". Surely they should try to get the main message across in the first second or two because I'm out before the ad ends usually.

    1. Re:Annoying web ads by FunFactor100 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're skipping these ads, but I'm pretty sure someone's watching and clicking them. The people who run this stuff test the hell out of them. If something doesn't work they try something different.

  43. The real problem by ipb · · Score: 1

    Is not the 30 second commercials, but the fact there are so many of them in a row.

  44. Silly networks...the answer is "Charge us". by popo · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Every time I read an article on this subject, someone is hypothesizing that in the next release TiVo may kill the ability to skip commercials altogether. I can't think of anything to be less afraid of. If TiVo did that, TiVo would vanish overnight and we'd all be watching Myth TV or any number of other PC based solutions.

    So what's the solution for the TV networks?

    There's only one "killer" solution for the TV business, and its been around for a long time: Its called "Pay Channels". (Or paid digital downloads as the case may be). And its the future, whether you like it or not.

    The advertising model as we know it will cease to exist.

    Product placement is a fantasy. It will never carry the same level of messaging, or command the same revenues. The networks will try to push it, but the advertisers don't think they're getting their money's worth, and the viewers will just be increasingly disgusted.

    The answer is "Pay for it" and its already here

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    1. Re:Silly networks...the answer is "Charge us". by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      Problem is that "Pay channels" still have ads.

      Even satelite radio has f*c*n ads. (and you pay a monthly fee for it too!)

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  45. That's because.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ..commercials these days suck.

    I can recall only two commercials offhand. One for Geico - "Of course they want free pie and chips. It's chips, with pie, for free."

    And another for.. Progressive, I think. "Is this what your insurance company thought when you told them you have a ninja?"

    Obviously, the solution is simple. Commercials need:

    a) More British accents
    b) More ninjas
    c) Possibly more pirates

    1. Re:That's because.. by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 1

      Strangely enough, whenever I describe what makes a good British Steak and Kidney pie to Americans, they turn as green as the gecko in those adverts.

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  46. Live? and this stuff happens... Drive By Farting by VGfort · · Score: 1

    Drive By Farting
    Amazing how people will do crazy stuff when they know they can get on TV.

  47. Make the commercials NOT SUCK!!! by SvnLyrBrto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For the last few years, my roommates and I, we've had a Superbowl party. None of us really care for football though. What do we do? Use it as an excuse to get together and socialize with friends. And after it's been on long enough, we Tivo through the game, and watch the commercials.

    Yes, marketing types, we watch the Superbowl commercials ON PURPOSE!!!

    I can't remember who won, or even who played in, the Superbowl for the past several years. But I remember the E-Trade monkey, Terry Tate the office linebacker, the pets.com sock puppet, Autobytel, and those Budwiser frogs. Hell, I know the dialogue to the 1984 Macintosh commercial by heart!

    What's the difference? During the Superbowl is about the only time the advertisers put out commercials that DON'T FUCKING SUCK!!! Get that you pinheaded marketing drones?!?!? Make your commercials NOT SUCK... make them entertaining... and I WON'T Tivo past them! No tricks, no stunts, no blipverts, no need to try and rig broadcasts so I CAN'T fast-forward; and don't accuse me of being a thief for getting up to go to the bathroom; just stop making your commercials suck ass!

    cya,
    john

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    1. Re:Make the commercials NOT SUCK!!! by bakes · · Score: 1

      Absolutely spot on. I'll give you another example - I saw an ad late last year that I enjoyed so much that I specifically went out and bought the product. Normally I would say 'heh, nice ad' but this time - for the first time ever - I decided that I would buy a product specifically because of a good ad. It was an ad for beer; I bought a six-pack, decided I liked the beer and I have bought more since.

      Much like you, I enjoy watching a good ad.

      (For the Aussies - it was Carlton Draught: "it's a big ad, very big ad, ...")

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  48. I don't think his products work. by wasted · · Score: 1

    I think the whole "Six Pack Abs" thing is a crock. I've consumed quite a few six packs, and my abs look nothing like that. Others who have consumed more six packs than I have consumed have abs that look even less like his than mine.

    1. Re:I don't think his products work. by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      I've consumed quite a few six packs, and my abs look nothing like that.
      You're probably doing it wrong, or drinking the wrong sort of six-packs.

      What you need to do is:
      1. Buy the sort of six-packs that come in the plastic ring six-pack holder - you know, the sort that traps animals and chokes turtles.
      2. Once you've drunk the six-pack take off your shirt, lie down face-up in a sunny spot, place the six-pack holder over your abs, then pass out.

      When you wake up your abs will display the perfect, or "true", 6-pack pattern. You'll also have the added benefit that, if you decide you don't like it, it'll fade to nothing in a week or so - I bet Mr. Universe can't do that!

      (A further benefit of this method is that gay men are less likely to have pictures of you on their bedroom walls...)

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  49. "More Interesting" by oGMo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Japan has way more interesting commercials than us.

    The problem is hollywood has no idea what "interesting" means.

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    1. Re:"More Interesting" by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      I actually think it's really sad that part of the human race has stooped so low as to now be buying drinks based on a video game.

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    2. Re:"More Interesting" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in general. I'm living in Japan at the moment, and that FF12 potion ad was easily the best one I've seen in the past couple of months. Most of them are just as crap as the western ones. Some of the DS/PSP/PS2 ads have been pretty good too, but nothing I'd want to watch twice, unlike the potion one.
      I'm a gamer so I might be a bit biased to those kinds of ads.

  50. no no no... by packetmill · · Score: 0

    They'll just throw away creativity and rely on the fact that they can rehearse the same crap over and over again. The worst part is you will never realise you're in the same commercial until you get to the part where you want to shoot yourself in the knee.

    Then it's worse, cuz you feel youve been suckered.

  51. I have a DVR and I watch commercials by GWBasic · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I have a DVR and I watch commercials. Typically, when I'm skipping through them, if it looks interesting I'll watch a second or two.

    The problem is that advertisers aren't being very scientific about this. When you read a newspaper, no one forces you to read the ads, yet they are very effective! No one has proven that skipping ads makes them less effective.

    I think advertisers would be surprised if they tried to determine how much of their message "sticks" when viewers can skip through them. Specifically, when someone is skipping through an ad, that person is paying close attention. Likewise, even when people have the ability to skip an ad, they will still let them play while they walk to the kitchen for a [insert heavily advertised snack or beverage].

    A company like Tivo might want to consider investing in experiments that demonstrate how a Tivo can make traditional television advertising more effective.

    1. Re:I have a DVR and I watch commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a TiVo and there is a code to enter that allows you to skip 30 seconds at a time. I skip through the commercials that way and don't have to pay attention to the ads at all. The only ones I ever notice is the first one because I may be a little slow in skipping through and the last one because I may go too far. I don't notice the ads in the middle at all

  52. TIVO Commercials by madstork2000 · · Score: 1

    I just got a Tivo, and the one thing I notcied is I actually pay MORE attention to the commercials as I fast forward through them, than when I watch live TV.

    Like now I am totally ignoring the tv during a commercial as I post to slashdot. However, when I use the TIVO I have to concentrate on the tv, and thus the commercial to effectively skip it and resume my show.

    I glean more than enough information in the 3-5 seconds of commercials than I care to. This is obvisously because all commercials are the same, and offer so little information that the essense of every commercial can be conveyed in just a couple of seconds. Much like we can make a snap decision about web sites before they finish loadinging.

    Media companies need to wake up, and learn how to deal with new technology. There is a way to take advantage of people's short attention, they just need to figure it out, and stop trying to force people to "do it the old way". There is a way to make advertising a win-win for everyone.

    For example the "Google Text Ad" it might not be perfect, but it is *relatively* unobtrusive and can be useful in some situations. Those ads are not perfect, but I MUCH prefer them to the shitty flash ads. I don't need friggin' multimedia ads on a web page, I just want inforamtion delivered as efficiently as possible. Flashy ads waste my time an d space on the page, that could be filled with real information. The text ads waste less spaces, and are much easier to ignore, and therefore they are better.

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  53. Since I don watch much TV live anymore... by IANAAC · · Score: 1
    What I'm driving at is that I think live TV commercials *would* be interesting, at least at first.
    It wouldn't ever really be interesting ot me. I literally record every show that I'm interested in and watch it later. Live commercials would do absolutely no good in my case.

    Let me reiterate - I don't watch live TV. Until they build a device that prevents me from viewing commercials, I'll skip them. Always.

    Seriously, the best hope anyone has of advertising to me is product placement within the show itself.

  54. bog roll ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    even better print the advert on the back of toilet roll . as seems to be one of the places that most people go during the ad breaks.

  55. Commercials aren't so bad by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    For one thing it provides the bathroom breaks that I seem to need more often as I get older. In fact, it's because of commercials that I don't need a Tivo to record the parts I would have otherwise missed. And repetition is effective. While I don't use the products, the names of Preparation H and Gold Bond Power are burnt into my brain. That's what I get for falling asleep with the radio tuned into the news station.

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  56. Dynamic? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    It'd seem it could be really interesting if they could have commercials generated based on real-time factors or even from live interaction with viewers. It could even be a canned commercial with a transparent background that shows something like people posing in the background of live cams (hi mom!), showing online games going on, etc. I think the key is to not just be live but to interact.

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  57. Adult Swim by Upaut · · Score: 1

    Adult Swim has it down, being the only (segment?) on T.V where I do not skip the commercials. Not only do I respect the programming, but the messages in between the commercials are almost as entertaining as the shows themselves. It feels more interactive (I've seen my rants being poked at), and the commercials they show are
    A.) Are not repetitive,
    B.) Feels like they are actually aimed at myself as a consumer.

    I feel that if networks do not start mimicing this brilliance soon, and make the audience engage with the time between the commercials, then a massive amount of revenue will be lost as the MythTV and TIVO generation grows.

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  58. tampons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well at least they could find appropriate ad's for the chan

    kids tv for example ,

    so conversation with your 5yr old

    dad : what would you like for santa to get you
    5yo : hmm dont know
    5yo : dady whats a period
    dad : its a bit of time , like a break time
    5yo : ok
    5yo : then i guess i would like a tampon from santa
    shocked dad : why
    5yo : because the women on tv look to be having a good time in there period

    and lets face it advert guys know kids will want anything

  59. Maybe It's the System by Sailin+LIfe · · Score: 1

    While I'm not in the advertising industry, I'd say that the ones that should be quakin' in their boots are the ad agencies. How many people read a story online about a funny video on YouTube or Yikers or GoogleVideo, or whatever and watch some inane homemade video. I think that if there were a way to have random people create "ads" and they would be randomly shown, then that would garner a lot more interest than the "canned" stuff coming out of the ad factories.

  60. Re:Please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    --"advertising can ultimately only inform about the product, and perhaps generate some good will"--

    thats just it... if your product is good, tell me why & maybe ill be interested. But when an ad doesnt really mention the product, or doesnt have anything to do with the qualities or features of the product, I just assume it must be inferior. Otherwise you wouldnt have to resort to such gimmicks.

    Basically, if something is advertised on TV i assume that it isnt worth buying, if it was worth buying, they wouldnt have to advertise it.

    My opinion however, may be worthless in this area, as I havent watched TV in over 5 years. The reason i quit watching? too much obnoxious advertising.

  61. the holy grail of tv by ChrisGilliard · · Score: 1

    For a while, I've though that what tv needs is to have something like google that listens for the words that are said (via transcript or voice recognition) and posts a link to relevant ads. For instance if your watching a news report and the reporter discusses housing starts, there could be a link to a local real estate agent and so on.

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  62. This will be rigged anyhow by graystar · · Score: 1

    So hands up if you think it will actually be live?

    I think they will prerecord "Live" commercials anyhow, so it will be another form of duping. How are they going to convince us it is live?

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  63. Best Ad I've Seen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best ad I've seen recently here in Canada is one for Dose Magazine. "We paid for this spot to increase awareness. 'DOSE DOSE DOSE DOSE DOSE!'". Honest, blatant advertising that's cheap to produce, about 7 seconds long and memorable (mostly because it didn't annoy the heck out of you).

    I'm turned off to products with bad ads, and that includes good ads which are shown four times an hour. Almost nothing I buy is a 'tv brand', but I must not be in good company because obviously commercials are effective (or they'd stop paying tens of thousands to air the things).

  64. Re:just make BRITISH commercials by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is every country in the world better that the US when it comes to TV?

    We should employ some European writers and learn from them!

  65. There are several better solutions. by Geminii · · Score: 1

    1) I would like the option to have no ads. At all. For anything. Whether this means paying extra for the live stuff, buying on DVD, or paying for a fast internet connection and fast PC to display the program, I don't care.

    2) Showing something for the first time on TV is an advantage, and can support more ads. The 20th time it's shown, people are just going to shift to DVDs or downloads. But the first time it's shown, alternatives don't exist so much. So less ads during repeats, thanks. And keep in mind that old, good stuff will still have higher ratings than new, crap stuff.

    3) Asking people to rate ads in real time sounds like a winner, except that you'd need to correlate it with appropriate demographics AND not just confine the survey to people who are willing to do it for free or who have lots of free time. Hey advertisers! I'm (probably) richer than Bubba the Trailer Dweller, but you ain't getting my preference data unless it's at MY convenience and you pay me!

    4) Targetted ads are likely to bring in more revenue, right? So why not give people the option (and that's OPTION, not LEGAL REQUIREMENT, you putzes) to have their TVs show more ads they like and less ones that they'll never respond to? Letting people increase the appeal of their TV experience means better ratings, and more people watching the ads, which leads to more demand for the ad timeslots.

    5) In general, people don't like ads. They don't want ads. Ads are an imposition on their lives. Advertisers, unless you do something to make the punters more likely to watch the ads (such as giving them some power over the ads or determining what makes an appealing ad), people are going to keep spending their money on ways to stop you annoying them. You are not a necessary evil or funding mechanism. You are not a part of the content industry. You are not a pretty snowflake. You are bottom-feeding scum hanging off the arse of society, and the majority of us live in hope that one day you will all die in a fire. However, the less you annoy us, the longer it will take us to get around to your 'industry' with a box of matches. Capice?

  66. Another way. . . by Don_dumb · · Score: 1
    It's a business model that works, though folks in the U.K. grumble about it.
    To be honest not many of us grumble about it, just the usual Daily Mail rant about filth on TV "Our license fee money pays for that!".
    My main gripe is that they (a few years ago) increased the number of their between show trailers, which are often basically advertising.
    All the Beeb needs to do when it has a charter renual is to trot out Sir David Attenborugh, Michael Palin and Have I Got News For You and ask the powers that be "How else are you going to make these"

    I must point out though that you seem to be forgetting another form of TV revenue, subscription (such as satellite or cable). I would pay a few pounds more for my Sky subscription if they removed ads, which of course they can as they are getting revenue. Mr Murdoch however, disagrees and actually puts adverts on pay-per-view satellite broadcasts, you pay the subscription, then you pay the box office fee for the game, then you still get adverts. Fortuantely the (reluctant admission) superb Sky+ box still lets you bypass the ads, just pause the live program for 10 minutes at the start, then watch normally, skipping the adverts as you go.
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  67. Crazy People by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

    Maybe some truth in advertising would be funnier.

    http://imdb.com/title/tt0099316/

    This may be out-of-print, so if you missed the Jaguar ad, you're bummed! I never laughed so hard. The Sony commercial was hilarious, too. If all TV ads were like this, I would pay for cable again.

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