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  1. Re:Does anyone else see this as not a good idea? on Gesture Control for Automotive Peripherals · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pity those people who talk with their hands.

    Pressing a button or turning a knob cannot be misinterpreted, waving a hand can

  2. Re:An expensive solution to a non-existing problem on DARPA Looking into Hypersonic Bombers · · Score: 1

    The US seems determined to turn itself into an empire.

    I totally disagree, but as with most disagreements, we're basing our arguments on different definitions of the word 'empire'.

    I don't think the US is trying to conquer the world, however I do think that it is trying to spread its 'faith', ie. democracy and capitalism, as its way of promoting world peace. One could argue Christianity is part of that bundle also, but that will fade as the old guard dies off.

  3. Re:An expensive solution to a non-existing problem on DARPA Looking into Hypersonic Bombers · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    As of right now:
    Moderation
    50% Insightful
    50% Troll

    I'd be curious to see if whoever modded my post as troll considers themselves a liberal, likewise if the insightful moderator is a conservative.

  4. Re:An expensive solution to a non-existing problem on DARPA Looking into Hypersonic Bombers · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Sorry sir, but you are a total fucking idiot.
    It sickens me that my countrymen die so that you have the freedom to express your uninformed views about the world.
    If it wasn't for US foreign policy, Europe would be one big Germany.
    If it wasn't for US foreign policy, there would be no "South" Korea.

    Shall I go on? Too bad, you aren't worth any more of my time.

  5. Re:Uhh... on Writing Viruses for Fun and Profit · · Score: 1, Funny

    Woohoo, you win!!
    First "Why is this news?" post!!

  6. Slashdot Editor Checklist on FSF Statement on SCO vs. IBM · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stories to be posted daily:
    1) Microsoft Security Hole
    2) SCO story 1
    3) SCO story 2
    3) Web Development with PHP and/or Perl book review
    4) Physics story that no-one understands but everyone pretends to
    5) New Mozilla build
    6) Repost of one of the above

  7. Re:QUESTION: AERON CLEANUP TIPS???? on Microsoft Releases SP4 for Windows 2000 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I suggest you shit-fart over the entire chair, then attempt to clean. This will ensure a even coating of shit, which will in-turn ensure a consistent layer of post cleaning residue/stains, regardless of your cleaning method.

    Good luck.

  8. Re:Better work harder on your character name on Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided Ships · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wouldn't 'Clint Eastwood' fall under rule 5's jurisdiction? I'd say 'Clinte Astwood' would be a better candidate for rule 11, myself.

    How about Clit Asswood?

    I think I'm gonna get this game just to see how many naming rules I can violate.

  9. Re:To Mr. Nielsen on Tiny Sites Aren't Small Potatoes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reduce your browser window size, or change your font size. You have full control of those (as per proper usability guidelines).

    I hereby decree that all doorknobs must be 12 feet from the floor. Bending over is hard for tall people so making the handle very high is most convenient since you have full control over wearing platform shoes (as per proper usability guidelines).

    I am pretty, Oh so pretty...

  10. Woohoo!! on Boeing Moves Towards New Planes · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My lifelong dream has always been to brower the net, weather, and cut codes!!
    Thank you Boeing!!

  11. Re:Why bother on Stronger Anti-Spam Law Proposed · · Score: 3, Funny

    SINGLE country

    Nigeria?

  12. Why is Microsoft so bad? on Will Microsoft Subsidize WinXP For Lindows Buyers? · · Score: 5, Funny

    This product called Linux is offered for FREE for users of Windows.
    Now that, my friends, is price dumping.

  13. Addendum to Official Slashdot Behavior Guide on MTV Movie Awards - Gollum's Acceptance Clip · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yoda is no longer cool.
    Quoting Yoda will no longer result in (5,funny), but instead (-1, Offtopic)
    Appropiate Gollum quotes should now be used in place of Yoda quotes.

  14. Re:I demand to know on UK Councils May Dump Windows For Linux · · Score: 1

    Remember, Slashdot is a business. More site traffic means more $$$.
    So which headline will generate more site traffic:
    UK councils dump Windows for Linux
    or
    UK council doing feasibility studies on switching from Windows to Linux

  15. Re:And for the Linux pessimists... on UK Councils May Dump Windows For Linux · · Score: 1, Troll

    ...can anyone tell me when we ever saw a large-scale switch from Linux to Windows NT?

    OK,
    Local authorities in Newham and Nottingham, one year from now ;)

  16. Re:AC/DC on Outstanding Objects (Developed Dirt Cheap) · · Score: 1

    Actually they are....
    Check out their site at http://www.acdc.com

  17. Re:Sarcasm? on Yoda, Gollum Take MTV Awards · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Moderation +2
    100% Down With Big Business
    Extra 'Down With Big Business' Modifier 0 (Edit)
    Total Score: 3

    You conform to noncomformity. You follow the the loner. You critisize all that is popular to impress your unpopular peers. You... are a Slashdotter.

  18. yawn on Power-over-Ethernet: IEEE 802.3af Draft · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wake me up when they invent wireless power.

    :)

  19. The beast gets a facelift on E-mail Tax As Way Of Preventing Spam · · Score: 1

    Most of my mail (not email) goes straight into the trash/shredder. Why? its junk mail. And last time I checked, the senders of junk mail have to pay.
    The game will change, but the results will be the same

  20. I forgot on Douglas Adams' Doctor Who · · Score: 4, Funny

    Someone tell me again why I'm not allowed to like Flash? And is it safe to like Homestar Runner? Or is that only for farkers?
    We really need an official "Slashdot Manual of Ethics and Conduct" to spell out exactly what we can and cannot like. I mean, like what if I happen across some Anime, but its in Flash!?!?!
    I don't wanna lose my badge!!

  21. Re:Frightening on Brain Privacy · · Score: 1

    And that's why one day all of us free thinking geeks will step into one of Mr. Carmack's rocket ships and start us a new nation.

  22. Re:Too bad on Live Worms Found in Columbia Wreckage · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, I just saw it as an opportunity for some karma whoring. Need it to support my troll posts.

    Just workin' the system Mr. Jackson ;)

  23. Re:Too bad on Live Worms Found in Columbia Wreckage · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But seriously, this goes a long way to prove the panspermia theory. Or atleast to disprove all the nay-sayers. If a pencil-tip-sized worm can survive that impact, then bacteria should be able to survive the impact of a comet.

    All this proves is that worms in a locker can survive a shuttle crash.
    That's the problem with all these conspiracy theories and wacky beliefs about the world. Someone looks at two statements, one of which is fact, and they conclude the other is fact, because it just seems like it might be true based on the first one. They then use their new 'fact' as a basis for proving other things, and away we go.

  24. Re:Grey goo theory? Super sperm? on Digital DNA Circuits · · Score: 1

    Will I be able to code myself urine that tastes like apple cider and poop that tastes like swiss chocolate?

    Given some of the fetish videos out there, I'd make that german chocolate

  25. Re:AMD can blow me. on AMD: No Grease For You! · · Score: 1

    Dude, seriously, fix the quote