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  1. Re:iAds on Apple Announces iPhone 4 · · Score: 4, Informative

    At 10-12 inches. As Jobs said in the speech.

  2. Re:3000BC called... on New iConji Language For the Symbol-Minded Texter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because Egyptian hieroglyphics actually meant something to the Egyptian people.

    I know, right? Just the other day I was telling my Egyptologist friend: "Eagle snake foot pharoah-on-a-throne-holding-out-his-hand, wheat!", and he laughed and said, "Eye cat eagle ibis... eye-of-Ra!" It was a riot!

  3. Re:3000BC called... on New iConji Language For the Symbol-Minded Texter · · Score: 1

    I'm not a linguist, as I'm probably about to demonstrate, but the development of written language went (very) roughly like: pictograms -> consonants -> vowels -> punctuation

    ATLEASTWERENOTGOINGBACKTOTHAT
    PHASEOFWRITINGWHENEVERYTHINGWAS
    INMAJUSCULEANDTHEREWASNOSPACING
    BETWEENWORDS

    ANDWHENREADINGACTUALLYMEANT
    OUTLOUDEVENIFYOUWEREALONE

  4. LOL, Limewire! on LimeWire Likely To Shut Down Soon · · Score: 1

    Seriously, is Limewire even relevant anymore?

  5. Weekly World Slashdot on Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Has Passport Confiscated · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next on Slashdot... BatBoy sighted on ChatRoulette, and Cmdr Taco has love child by alien visitor.

  6. Re:"Steep" learning curve on Hacking Vim 7.2 · · Score: 1

    It is steep because people have a hard time trudging up a steep hill, and said hill curves upwards. So if you absolutely had to equate that sense of "curve" with the mathematical sense of "curve", then if difficulty = steepness = dy/dx, and difficulty means higher effort put in for lower reward, then y = effort and x = reward. If, that is, you were enough of a pedant to insist that a learning curve was a mathematical entity and not a metaphor :)

  7. Re:That's certainly... on Convert a SIM To a MicroSIM, With a Meat Cleaver · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure, why not? Written by my fingers.

  8. Re:Can scientists stop arguing about their names? on The Fruit Fly Drosophila Gets a New Name · · Score: 1

    So that not even the little buggers themselves can remember their own name.

  9. What ISO 9001 is on ISO 9001-Compliant Document Control? · · Score: 3, Informative

    Say what you do, and do what you say. I don't think you need software for that. What my company did was have a central document repository and a documentation standard, and everything boiled down to saying what we did, and doing what we said.

  10. 1000^-9 on Yoctonewton Detector Smashes Force Sensing Record · · Score: 1
    Since:

    femto (10^-15) = Danish femtem (15),
    atto (10^-18) = Danish atten (18),
    zepto (1000^-7) = French sept (7) but with a z,
    yocto (1000^-8) = the Greek okto (8) with a y I guess to differentiate from 8,

    ...then it stands to reason the next prefix (1000^-9) will come from some language's 9, preferably one with a t in it. These could be:

    French: neuf
    Greek: ennea
    Latin: novem
    Albanian: nente
    Russian: devyat
    Many Slavic languages: devet

    My money's on devto.

  11. Re:I don't understand on Disgruntled Ex-Employee Remotely Disables 100 Cars · · Score: 1

    The autopayment system that I use allows you to set a rule such as "If bill is under $X then pay in full." If the bill is over, then I have to examine the bill and pay the appropriate amount myself. I set X to the average plus a sigma or so.

    Of course, if some robot at a company decides to go nuts and start sending the same bill every day, the exception will never occur and my account will get emptied in a hurry. But then that hasn't actually happened in the 15+ years I've been using this same system.

  12. Re:How do they confirm it's in a quantum state? on Quantum State Created In Largest Object Yet · · Score: 1

    No thanks is too much for asking that question.

  13. Re:Hmm... on FCC Asks You To Test Your Broadband Speeds · · Score: 1

    Quidquid Latine dictum sit, altum videtur. -- Unknown

  14. My invisibl hand... on IBM Stops Disclosing US Headcount Data · · Score: 1

    ...let me show you it.

  15. Re:You Know What Else This Means ... on Microsoft, Amazon Ink Kindle and Linux Patent Deal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Will we see the death of Microsoft's .lit format [microsoft.com] in favor of Kindle's .azw?

    Oh, I hope not. Both formats suck compared to epub, and azw (i.e. mobipocket) is an extremely stripped-down version of html. Lit at least has more html functionality. But I hope both formats die.

    My own take is that Microsoft wants to put out an ebook reader which will probably use Amazon's patents, so Microsoft probably told Amazon "Nice patent portfolio you got here. Be a shame if it burned down. You should have insurance!"

  16. Re:Wait, you check to see if a singer is in the RI on RIAA Insists On 3rd Trial In Thomas Case · · Score: 2, Informative

    I always check first, via riaaradar.com. If the artist is represented by the RIAA, then I don't buy the CD, I don't buy the song on iTunes, nor do I pirate it, either. There are plenty of non-RIAA artists to lavish my limited funds on.

  17. So what do the ladies out there want? on What Are the Best Valentine's Day Stunts? · · Score: 1

    Any advice from a woman about what they would like?

    Also, Valentine's Day isn't just for a man to do something nice for a woman. A woman could do something nice for a man.

    Or, y'know... a man for a man. If both men are into that kind of thing. Because if he's not, then it will sure be a surprise, and not the good kind.

  18. Re:Replacement for air bags? on Super Strong Metal Foam Discovered · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OTOH, landing in a bed of inelastic potato chips wouldn't be particularly painful (though it would be itchy).

    As well as delicious.

  19. Re:The iPad is a Platform on Apple's "iPad" Out In the Open · · Score: 1

    The iPad can run iPhone apps, and the SDK is available now. App developers will be falling over each other to be first with new apps taking advantage of the larger screen.

    Isn't it the case that yes, the SDK is available, but you would still have to go through the app store to get your app into the hands of The People? And that means jumping through the Apple app store hoops?

  20. Re:No contract need for 3G! on Apple's "iPad" Out In the Open · · Score: 1

    GSM only, no Verizon possible. NOT SOLD.

  21. Re:learn to read? on Judge Lowers Jammie Thomas' Damages to $54,000 · · Score: 1

    True, perhaps his seed ratio was 2. But then there are the people who seeded it from his seed, and so on. 2^12 is 4096, so you need nearly 12 levels of seeding going on. Of course, that assumes that 4096 people were actually interested in the songs.

  22. Read the attached paper... on Heat Engines Shrunk By Seven Orders of Magnitude · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I read the attached paper on arxiv, and from what I could tell, they passed a DC current through the thing, which caused the small engine beam to expand, causing it to heat up and move the mass. The piezoelectric effect causes the resistance in the small engine beam to change, which causes the beam to cool down and move the mass back with help from the larger spring beam. Rinse, repeat. Effectively a thermoelectric buzzer. The buzzing of this particular device was measured to be about 1.255 MHz at a DC current of 1.045 mA.

    Unlike what the Technology Review article says, the paper shows no application of an AC current to get the thing vibrating. In fact, the measured voltage is alternating because the resistance is alternating. The current remains the same. There is no complicated application of a DC current and an AC current. There's just an applied DC current.

    Am I understanding the paper correctly?

  23. I never access NYTimes. on NYTimes Confirms It Will Start Charging For Online News In 2011 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Back when NYTimes had set up a paywall/registration-required site, I never wanted to go through the hoops to get to an article. After they stopped doing that, it was just sort of habit not to read articles on the site. So why change now?

  24. Re:Common in the UK, good way to loose an ear on Pneumatic Tube Communication In Hospitals · · Score: 1

    So... um.... what uh... what happened to the dog?

  25. It's inevitable on China Luring Scientists Back Home · · Score: 1

    Does it make sense to invest in their training if they will do their major work elsewhere?

    Well, the US is a major exporter of education. See, for example, Fareed Zakaria's book, The Post-American World. The US graduates the most PhD's in the world, and students from all over the world are fighting to get into the US for higher education. However, once that degree is earned, the paradigm changes: now it's all about what to do post-education. And if the landscape is beginning to look better outside the US, then it's no surprise that people start leaving.