When they resumed the infamous "Pine Tar" game, several months later, Billy Martin appealed at each base, claiming that George Brett didn't touch all the bases.
However, the umpires were ready, and had affadavits from the original umpiring crew stating that he had.
Sure, boss, I'd love to give you my password. However, since it's a violation of the TOS, if you access my account, we both would potentially be committing a felony under the CFAA.
Therefore, even though I'd love to give it to you, I'm afraid I can't. For our protection AND the company's protection.
Yes, you would expect some packages to be delayed because of separation during shipping, and other events. You would then expect the delayed packages to be split roughly 50-50 between labelled and unlabelled packages. My understanding is that this did not happen.
He meant steal as in "Plunder".
Arrr, me hearties!!!
"Look, we live in a very dangerous world. We know there are people who want to take away our freedoms." - Mayor Michael Bloomberg
And you are number one on that list.
I always thought that was radical feminists.
"How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
Dude, they're from The Moon
There's a reason nobody uses mass transit in LA. All mass transit in LA is based on a faulty assumption -- that everyone wants to go downtown.
There's no real north/south transit: To get from the Valley to the Westside, you have to go downtown and then back to the Westside.
+1 Old Comics Fan
We could call them this-matter and that-matter and the physics wouldn't change.
You can go with this or you can go with that
Windows 7 Professional has "Windows XP Mode", which is an XP VM for running stuff that's not compatible with Win7.
The problem with the movies was that they all had a "MESSAGE" that was driven home with a sledgehammer (possible exception: Bender's Game).
MESSAGE episodes are usually turn-offs. "Tonight, on a Very Special Futurama...."
When they resumed the infamous "Pine Tar" game, several months later, Billy Martin appealed at each base, claiming that George Brett didn't touch all the bases.
However, the umpires were ready, and had affadavits from the original umpiring crew stating that he had.
I've seen FB posts saying essentially, "We MUST do something to make sure this can never happen again".
Apparently, these people want a police state, since that's the only scenario where there's even a reasonable probability of that.
But technically correct.
The BEST KIND of Correct!!!!
The Marshall Plan?
Shit, I bet even rot13 is considered an encryption technology.
Yes, it is. Ask Dmitri Sklyarov.
IIRC, Adobe used ROT13 and claimed it as an "Effective Access Control" method under the DMCA.
1999 called
Did you warn them about 9/11?
ObXKCD: http://xkcd.com/875
Or what if I had a DVD of the movie "Ishtar"? Could I legitimately say I had a bomb in my bag?
Sure, boss, I'd love to give you my password. However, since it's a violation of the TOS, if you access my account, we both would potentially be committing a felony under the CFAA.
Therefore, even though I'd love to give it to you, I'm afraid I can't. For our protection AND the company's protection.
The *ONLY* classic April Fool Slashdot was OMG PONIES!!!!
All other /. April Fool jokes sucked.
I'm in PDT, and the story posting time was also 31 March in PDT.
This is why nobody is arrested for downloading files
Aaron Swartz says hello... or would if he wasn't dead.
[checks date]
No, April Fools Day is tomorrow.
Clearly, you're a cop trolling here. Nobody on Slashdot reads the articles.
Three. Cain, Abel, and Seth.
Agreed. Methodology is everything.
Pardon me. That wasn't clear.
Yes, you would expect some packages to be delayed because of separation during shipping, and other events. You would then expect the delayed packages to be split roughly 50-50 between labelled and unlabelled packages. My understanding is that this did not happen.