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  1. Then and Now on Predicting H.S. Dropouts With Pervasive Databases · · Score: 1
    Then -

    Principal Iamanazi - This incident will go down in your permanent record.

    Now -

    Principal Iamanazi - This incident will go down in your pervasive database.

  2. Re:Points in article: on Linux Journal Interview With Brian Kernighan · · Score: 4, Informative
    Why'd they interview him?

    Let's see ...

    • He invented Awk, a spiritual godfather to Perl
    • He co-authored The C Programming Language
    • He co-authored The UNIX Programming Environment
    • He co-authored Software Tools, an early manifesto of the "Unix Way" of using small, interoperable tools.

    If you had done as much important work, I think you would be worthy of an interview, too. That's no guarantee that you'd have much to say, of course.

  3. Hardly anyone cares? on Hardly Anyone Cares About Computer Voting Problems · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most people find it hard to care about a "theoretical" problem until it happens in reality.

  4. Overblown Language? on Cyber Sleuths vs. Secret Networks · · Score: 2, Funny
    "If you have an active internet address or connection and you are actively sharing files, our spiders will find you."

    Sounds like something the "Your computer is broadcasting an internet address" guys could use. It could link to a place selling Raid by mail.

  5. Re:but then on (Solar) Power to the Masses · · Score: 3, Funny

    And protesters would have signs that say "It's all about the sun".

  6. What?? on Specs for Sony PSP Handheld · · Score: 3, Funny

    No VGA port for external video, or internal DVD burner, or full-size keyboard??? How the hell am I supposed to get any work done on this thing?

  7. A couple more of Microsoft's forgotten mistakes on Microsoft's Forgotten Mistakes · · Score: 4, Funny
    • Getting involved in a land war in Asia
    • Going in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line
  8. Re:Old Saying on Diebold Voting Systems Grossly Insecure · · Score: 1

    Knowing that very savvy people (like us Slashdot readers) would be on to the ploy of making the hole look like a really stupid mistake, I'd stay one step ahead and make it look like a very clever backdoor.

  9. Old Saying on Diebold Voting Systems Grossly Insecure · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Never ascribe to malice anything that can be explained by stupidity.

    Some people, in comments widely circulated on the Internet, contend that the company's software has been designed to allow voter fraud. Mr. Rubin called such assertions "ludicrous" and said the software's flaws showed the hallmarks of poor design, not subterfuge.

  10. The National Cryptologic Museum on A Geek's Tour Of North America? · · Score: 1
  11. Darwin award candidates on The Wifi Slugfest Over Portland's PGE Park · · Score: 5, Funny
    At any given time, as many as about 60 people with laptops equipped for WiFi can surf the Web.

    If 60 people at a ballgame are surfing on laptops, one of them will almost certainly take a foul ball right in the face. Here's a tip - pay attention to the game.

  12. It's about time ... on U.S. Biometric Passports By Late 2004 · · Score: 1

    that they started putting full-face images in passports.

  13. Great!! on ATM For Anonymous Online Payments · · Score: 4, Funny

    This will allow me to assist my Nigerian friend, Joseph Mbuto, in his attempt to free the $21 million dollar account his uncle once controlled.

  14. Forget that! on X-Prize Cup/Olympics Planned · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Here's some real news for nerds ...

  15. Re:NIO - the buggiest api ever. on Freenet 0.5.2 Released · · Score: 1
    That's true for java.nio on 1.4.0, but isn't for 1.4.1 and later, at least in my experience.

    And they aren't "jvm bugs", they are library bugs.

  16. If they allow low power FM stations ... on Low Power FM Report Rejects Interference Concerns · · Score: 3, Funny

    to fill up all the gaps in the FM band, what will happen to pirate radio stations?

  17. Perhaps ... on Funding for TIA All But Dead · · Score: 3, Funny

    a better choice of words than "troll" would be "attempt to data mine". From "troll" I get a picture of the government anonymously inflaming me by mocking my spending habits.

  18. Sed on Marriage May Tame Genius · · Score: 1

    s/creative genius/sex/g

  19. From the awards ceremony ... on OSI Announces Open Source Awards · · Score: 4, Funny

    The nominees in the category of Longest Lived Project to Never Release 1.0 are -

    • Enlightenment
    • the HURD
    • JDOM

    And the winner is ... the HURD! (Cue music as RMS goes up to the stage).

    </flamebait>

  20. What I'm looking for .... on Real-World Hyperlinks · · Score: 1

    is a device that will allow me to point and click at mobile phone users and make them disappear.

  21. Re:Big Rin for Rinux! on Japan To Do Payroll On Linux · · Score: 2

    Good one ... but I bet more Japanese percentage-wise know the difference between "its" and "it's" than Slashdot editors. (See article.)

  22. Oh My God ... on Inside Electronic Voting Machines · · Score: 3, Funny
    This week's sign the apocalypse is upon us -

    (From the article - emphasis mine)

    At the county office, there is a "host computer" with a program on it called GEMS.

    GEMS receives the incoming votes and stores them in a vote ledger. But then, we found, it makes another set of books with a copy of what is in vote ledger 1. And at the same time, it makes yet a third vote ledger with another copy.

    The Elections Supervisor never sees these three sets of books. All she sees is the reports she can run: Election summary (totals, county wide) or a detail report (totals for each precinct). She has no way of knowing that her GEMS program is using multiple sets of books, because the GEMS interface draws its data from an Access database, which is hidden.

    What's next? NASDAQ running off of Access?

  23. Re:Since he compares the SCO suit ... on Hall On Worldwide Open Source Movement · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Thanks for the link. I hadn't heard the part about the "2000 minor pieces". I'd like to know how the Guardian defined "major" and "minor" before I would agree that there was a significant loss.

  24. Re:Since he compares the SCO suit ... on Hall On Worldwide Open Source Movement · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Previously 170,000 were reported stolen by the NY Times, and now there are only 30 verifiably lost, and that's the part that stuck out for you?

  25. Re:Since he compares the SCO suit ... on Hall On Worldwide Open Source Movement · · Score: 1

    Read the quote yourself. ... a lot of them were removed ....
    Perhaps you might find this relevant.