Imagine the shock on your friends and family faces when they get your death email..then you call them on your cell and tell them that the signal strength is great up in heaven..
Maybe I should play GTA3 to get over my fear of walking down a city block waiting for a stranger in a leather jacket to beat me with a baseball bat (or a chainsaw) and take my stacks of cash.
The 'Net has saved my ass when it came to research or papers I had to do. I usually did topics that would not be found in any encyclopedia, yet I'd find many fan pages with accurate histories and/or info on my subject.
And if I want to find out about a word, I just use dictionary.com
Quit calling for stupid stuff?
I doubt most people who read/. call Dell to ask why their monitor won't turn on, but what if we buy a new Dell PC and its power supply catches on fire after a week? Is that stupid?
..taking one of those sex-ed films from the 50's and dubbing it over with things appropriate to the file sharing?
"Oh my god! What is Bob the Bunny doing to his computer?!"
While you're watitng for your cash, you'll see the Windows logo and "Please wait while your transaction is processed." Then out pops the crips, new #20 bills and you smile, because you just felt like you withdrew money from Microsoft instead of your own account.
Then the horor sets in as you realize you are now overdrawn. Oh well.
I don't know I used to search before I found Google. I think I used AOL's search or Dogpile, ugh. I mean, what other search engine has their own spyware-free toolbar?
Yeah, they'll be sending up another space shuttle to release a giant "laser" It will malfunction and instead of one giant rock, will be millions of mendium-sized rocks. Go NASA!
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Avant isn't a real alternative in the sense it still uses IE6's engine and such.
The hot (blonde, curvy, 23) executive asst. and I were stuck in a dark and hot elevator for an hour by ourselves. Fill in the rest;)
Oh wait, another of my dreams.
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The 1GB of RAM would actually slow down your system since Win95 wasn't coded to support it.
At least a PC would have more use than a garbage piece of CD
Sounds like something from, "The Terminator."
Its called trust. You have it for your kids for sometihng as simple as internet access and they will have trust in you for a lot more greater things.
Imagine the shock on your friends and family faces when they get your death email..then you call them on your cell and tell them that the signal strength is great up in heaven..
Why not in May 05 and just have half of the USA's GNP that month come from Star Wars related sales..
A download manager for IE. About three or so years too late..
Maybe I should play GTA3 to get over my fear of walking down a city block waiting for a stranger in a leather jacket to beat me with a baseball bat (or a chainsaw) and take my stacks of cash.
The 'Net has saved my ass when it came to research or papers I had to do. I usually did topics that would not be found in any encyclopedia, yet I'd find many fan pages with accurate histories and/or info on my subject. And if I want to find out about a word, I just use dictionary.com
personally meet the people who DID agree to settle. Then I promptly smack them in the back of their head and wonder why.
Quit calling for stupid stuff? I doubt most people who read /. call Dell to ask why their monitor won't turn on, but what if we buy a new Dell PC and its power supply catches on fire after a week? Is that stupid?
..taking one of those sex-ed films from the 50's and dubbing it over with things appropriate to the file sharing? "Oh my god! What is Bob the Bunny doing to his computer?!"
While you're watitng for your cash, you'll see the Windows logo and "Please wait while your transaction is processed." Then out pops the crips, new #20 bills and you smile, because you just felt like you withdrew money from Microsoft instead of your own account. Then the horor sets in as you realize you are now overdrawn. Oh well.
As long as BT works, I'll take a C64.
Maybe Iraq shipped their WMD's here to the USA. Bomb Idaho!
Taht atricle is teh reul
you could..but on VHS if you didn't have a DVR. And the quality would blow.
That's a ton of lunch money. At least the girl will be famous in her middle school. More than I ever got.
I don't know I used to search before I found Google. I think I used AOL's search or Dogpile, ugh. I mean, what other search engine has their own spyware-free toolbar?
Now we'll finally know how Billy gets straight A's with Ms. Schmoe..
Yeah, they'll be sending up another space shuttle to release a giant "laser" It will malfunction and instead of one giant rock, will be millions of mendium-sized rocks. Go NASA!
Avant isn't a real alternative in the sense it still uses IE6's engine and such.
The hot (blonde, curvy, 23) executive asst. and I were stuck in a dark and hot elevator for an hour by ourselves. Fill in the rest ;)
Oh wait, another of my dreams.
its basically a Palm without the 'productivity' software?
Point it towards the earth. Buy pictures of you picking your nose!