Steve Jobs To Keynote WWDC iPhone Announcement
Stoobalou writes "Apple's worst-kept secret will be revealed on June 7. A press release from Apple HQ has made it almost certain that the company will announce the new iPhone 4G on June 7, in our opinion, at least. The missive from Cupertino simply states that Steve Jobs will kick off the Worldwide Developers Conference 2010 with a keynote address. The thing is, Apple's enigmatic frontman doesn't turn up to these geeky WWDC shindigs unless he has something to announce that will get the hyped-up gang of Apple fanboys and girls a-whoopin' and a-hollerin'."
There, I said it. Did I say it first?
Now we'll get another two weeks of constant and blatantly stupid speculation about this announcement here at Slashdot and basically every other tech site.
Really, does it matter what he announces? It's going to end up being a locked-down piece of proprietary shit anyway.
e.g., Slashdot editors.
I share a lot in common with the many who criticize Apple, but even I can admit that the summary was a massive piece of trolling.
Apple's enigmatic frontman doesn't turn up to these geeky WWDC shindigs unless he has something to announce which will get the hyped-up gang of Apple fanboys and girls a-whoopin' and a-hollerin'.
Really? According to Wikipedia, Jobs has done the keynote every year since 1998, except for last year when he was out for health reasons. But hey, who cares about facts, let's just poke fun at those stupid fanbois!
Normally Steve is there for the keynote address which lasts a few hours. The rest of the conference lasts 4 1/2 more days. And most of it is geared specifically for developers. The press really only shows up for the keynote and ignores the rest of it.
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
More lock in? Less options? A more proprietary stack? Maybe Objective-C is out, and a new language where all the glyphs are little images of Steve's junk?
Or, another shiny plastic turd for elitist consumers?
Sounds like someone's jealous...
RDF All hail Jobs! Bow before him now! Behold the miraculous wonder he has created now! /RDF
We buy because it is pretty, works, and there is nothing better when you add it all up. Except for $#%%^! AT&T.
I think even people who once said I was being harsh on Apple are now coming around to seeing what a ridiculous and often impractical and restrictive company Apple actually is. In time, I think everyone will tire of it -- even the lay people.
Steve Jobs will key-note an iPhone conference??? Shazam! What's next!
Steve Jobs scratches ass! Steve Jobs contemplates mechanical pencil verses yellow Ticonderoga! Steve Jobs sleeps on a bed!
"Who are in control, they are not in control of anything - they don't even control themselves!" - Glen Beck
I just shot a load in my pants
And I don't really care that Steve will announce the phone on June 7th, except that I know that it will be out in time for me to get it subsidized by AT&T as soon as I'm eligible. I mean, if they're going to charge me every f'in month as if I'm using a subsidized phone, they may as well pony up with new hardware every 20 months.
What I really want is the successor to the Nexus One to play with side by side. The iPhone is far more useful than it was 2 years ago, but I'll go with whatever works the best*.
*Windows Mobile "7", version 1.0, need not apply. Get back to me when you've had a _working_ finger-based touch screen phone for 2 years and I'll take a look.
Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
There, I said it. Did I say it first?
Yes, but since he'll be revealing, um, announcing iPhone v4 you needed to be 4th in the thread to win. Better luck next time, and thanks for participating.
No no no. It's real small. Ya ya ya.
Both in the literal and metaphorical sense. It would be neat if Apple were building up hype by pretending its yet another iPhone product while really presenting something completely different like Apple Solar Computing Caps with displays under the rim, or Apple iTunes for Linux. Or publicly announcing that Apple and Adobe have made up after a trip to the Bahamas and some intense couples counseling, and Flash will now be mandated in mobile Safari, not just an option.
BTW, if you want big. Go with Honeycomb.
I know I'll get modded down for this, but here goes...
Almost everything that Jobs will announce has already been revealed. Like the OP states, Apple fanboi's will likely hoop and hollar over anything Job's announces; however, its going to be hard for the average techie to get excited about some of the new "features" of the iphone, such as pseudo-multitasking, when the competitors such as Android and WebOS have had almost all of these features since day one.
Now with the recent release of Froyo (Android 2.2) at Google I/O, and the significant improvements brought with the upgrade, even pro-Apple sites such as Gizmodo feel that Android has Leapfrogged iPhone.
There will be some made-up with no real world significance benchmark or statistics how iPhone OS is superior to Android.
Ex. Mac mini now 5x faster in graphic than previous generaiton with intel onboard graphics.
At least fans will believe it.
Lock eyes on you from across the room
Wander on over while the rhythms boom
Take you in my hand and skip the clerk's name
There's need here for the silly game
Make my way through the hipster crowd
The Apple store is the sky and I'm on your cloud
My fingers touch your screen and the angels cry
Zoom in close as the pinches fly
Leave this place, go back to the mall
My lips first touch outside in the hall
Is the whole night what we've got in store?
Whisper in my ear that you want to update more
And I jizz in my pants
Sent from your iPad.
No surprise this year. Jobs himself: check. New iPhone model: check. New firmware version: check. All is "déjà vu" ! The only possible surprise would be "OS4 for iPhone2G" (they said "no !"; now they should say "yes !").
-- Rastignac was here.
There is no going to be a iphone 4G, we had to let go all of the engineers involved in the project because of leaks... :-)
Funny how Jobs is selective.
For example he won't use Flash, because it is inferior and crashes OS X (Before it was Flash, he blamed IE).
Stay with me Apple diehards, yet he uses AT&T's network (which gives him kickbacks using money from your monthly data plan that would be better spent on upgrading their network). AT&T is inferior and drops calls.
Interesting how he his arguement for avoiding inferior technology isn't absolute like he pretends, but I live outside his reality distortion field unlike so many Apple fanboys.
Respect the Constitution
Apple is on a yearly release cycle (For both the major SDK and hardware) - while Android has new devices released every month, hell even more than that - and a SDK that is constantly evolving (Good or bad)
The next year will be the "year of android" but Apple needs to tee up a home run next year (Unless there are unannounced features for the 4th generation iPhone).
Hopefully the iPhone will see some sort of "Services" architecture like Android's SDK - as a developer that is the real "Multitasking" that needs to take place.
The million dollar 'best kept secret' is if there will be a Verizon version. AT&T just jacked up the prices for early termination. They think they bought themselves a lifeline with the 6 month extension with the iPad deal.
Back in the day the carrier held all the cards. AT&T wanted a multi-year agreement just to even carry the iPhone. Now Apple is in good enough of a position to say "Hey, so we want some kickass prices on iPad data plans, what will you offer." And all AT&T got out of it was a 6 month extension? Unless they signed some air tight confidentiality agreement all Apple has to say is "yeah, this is an LTE/WiMax phone" and it's more or less a given that it'll be available for Verizon and/or Sprint.
Everybody knows Jobs doesn't sleep.
How is the parent a troll post?
-1 Troll is not a synonym for "I disagree".
I really don't understand it. I caved and got one recently. I know I'm late to the party, but the company-negotiated data plan was just too good. I don't own a single piece of Apple equipment except for that phone, and I'm very happy with it. The only thing I find a bit annoying is the crappy video codec support.
I went from happy to thrilled at this announcement: http://www.ikmultimedia.com/teaser_20100506.php
He's going to announce that he had a healthy, solid poop this morning.
When my daughter was 2 she used to announce that all the time. "What a big girl!".
You are welcome on my lawn.
Yet another press rele ^D rumours about some Apple product... How is that news anymore? It happens every other day now, I know quite a few people are starting to be sick of Apple's marketing, let alone their policies. It will come to a point where Apple fanboys will accept to buy an iDildo shaped on Mr Jobs's member just because it is "shiny and new and EVERYONE HAS ONE" Also, what is the justice system doing to stop Apple A.K.A Foxconn from killing their employees as part of the iPhone market^D leaks...
Apple seems to lose their next generation iPhones in a manner similar to washed up celebrities who lose their sex tapes (that happen to be shot in high-quality HD video with the celebrity doing a remarkable job of staying in-frame).
Just sayin'...
Why is it called the WWDC when there are no PCs? PCs do programming too.
Specifically the ones that indicate that Windows Mobile 7 was the one that lacks two years of working finger-based touch.
Lurk more, post less.
You said,
The thing is, Apple's enigmatic frontman doesn't turn up to these geeky WWDC shindigs unless he has something to announce which will get the hyped-up gang of Apple fanboys and girls a-whoopin' and a-hollerin'."
Actually, Jobs turns up at WWDC quite often.
I have an idea that I'm offering up as a way of making a huge splash and demonstrating a sense of perspective and humor apparently lacking at Apple these days:
Steve Jobs, live on stage at WWDC 2010: "And now, with a very special announcement about a new product we're all very excited about here Apple, may I introduce...
GRAY POWELL!"
'This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it' - Eeyore
Will it support LTE?
Really guys? This is a post about an announcement stating who will do the announcement of something we all already know about. Just because it's Apple related doesn't mean it's news. If it weren't from Apple, this wouldn't make headlines anywhere on the planet. Surely theres something else to talk about today??
Steve Jobs is going to be announcing the iPhone 4g???? That's AMAZING!!!
If you were at Google I/O you would have seen far worse fanboyism than I've ever seen at a WWDC.
Liking Apple products does not imply fanboyism any more than owning a droid makes you a Google fanboy.
Give it up, it's not cool any more. Apple makes some decent products that people like and buy, GET OVER IT.
HOWEVER, from a simple political perspective, the iPhone is just WRONG. They way it's locked down is repulsive to many on a site that is heavily frequented by people involved in a movement (OSS) that stipulates that users should have absolute control over their systems.
THEN FUCKING JAILBREAK IT.
Welcome to the future. Or actually the past, since we have already been down this road (HA!) with cars. Average users have a locked down device that basically works pretty well and they don't really maintain. Technical users can, and will enhance and expand the system to do WHATEVER they want since they have the ability and the understanding to do so. It doesn't matter what the COMPANY supports, it matters what you can do with a device after. And with an iPhone, you can do anything. In fact for "lazy" technical users there is a very good third option where you don't jailbreak the phone, but you get a developer account - that lets you run almost anything you like, for instance tethering apps, on your own phone.
In short, your beef is with Apple and the policies they set - not the iPhone.
However, it should not be. Let the users have SOME option that is locked down so well they cannot easily screw it up. Stop trying to make every technical device on the planet so flexible out of the box that every person not only has enough rope to hang themselves, it's a guarantee.
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
I found this weird little gadget in a bar a while ago; I'll never need to buy another phone. :P
No, seriously. Who gives a crap?
Why am I not shocked?
You and many others believe that because Apple has such a small market share they must somehow be unsuccessful, and that they "lost" the PC war. Microsoft's almost complete dominance of the desktop has changed the definition of "success" in the eyes of the public at large, especially in the tech industry. Their monopoly turned the focus on market share, and most people have come to accept it is the critical metric for a company's success or failure. I'm constantly surprised how the mainstream media and many otherwise intelligent people subscribe to the misconception that if a company hasn't achieved total market domination they've "lost", never mind the fact they're profitable.
And Apple has proven to be astonishingly profitable. Revenue and profits (yes, the things that people who run companies do know about) are setting new records every quarter, and in terms of market capitalization, they recently leapfrogged Wal-Mart as the third most valuable company in the US, behind only Microsoft and Exxon Mobil. Based on Microsoft's flat share price and the anticipated leap in Apple's following the release of the 4th generation iPhone, as well as continued strong demand for iPhones and iPads, many analysts expect Apple to overtake Microsoft as the second most valuable American company sometime this summer, and Morgan Stanley today raised their target price for Apple stock to $310 USD, based on their expectation that Apple will sell 61.5 million iPhones in 2011.
Looks like the "PC war" was only a battle after all, and the true war, the war for mobile Internet, is only just beginning. Apple is again one of the giants jostling for position in this one, but the other contender is Google, and this time Microsoft is watching from the sidelines. Microsoft saw this coming and couldn't do anything about it; they don't have a dog in the mobile fight and they're watching the next great business frontier passing them by and receding in the distance. The vast majority of the world's users will not connect to the Web with a desktop or a laptop computer, but via a mobile device like a smartphone or tablet, and the market will be vastly larger than the PC market. That translates to hundreds of millions, or billions, of eyeballs for ads, credit card numbers, customer profiles etc., and Google is terrified that Apple's dramatically growing influence in mobile, including the App Store model and the iAd platform will pose a critical threat to their core business. People have commented that the rivalry between Apple and Google is rapidly turning into open war, and they're right. Make no mistake, Google sees themselves in a fight for survival, and Microsoft seems so irrelevant now.
I believe that if Apple continues to fire on all cylinders and their plans come to fruition, then Apple has a damned good shot at becoming the most valuable and profitable company on the planet within the next 2 years. Not bad for the loser of the PC war.
Which one? There's so many to choose from.
Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
Seriously, he could come up and announce that he was auctioning engagement for him to poop in someones' mouth and the Jobs-fiends would applaud and whoop and holler (and plunk down real money).
Chas - The one, the only.
THANK GOD!!!
A press release from Apple HQ has made it almost certain that the company will announce the new iPhone 4G on June 7th, in our opinion, at least.
And... your opinion, it turns out, is incorrect. Apple will not release an iPhone 4G when there is no 4G network to speak of in the United States. And before you say you are for some reason using the capital 'G' to talk about internal Apple hardware generations, even though no one has ever used that nomenclature for Apple hardware before, all the while ignoring that everyone else is using the capital 'G' to only refer to cell technology generations, let me point out that the new iPhone is only the THIRD major revision of the iPhone. The confusion usually is in separating the original iPhone from the iPhone 3G. These two phones are the same hardware generation, indicated by Apple's internal nomenclature for them (iPhone1,1 & iPhone1,2, respectively), and also by they fact that they are nearly identical but for a different baseband radio and a gps chip. The original iPhone is, in fact, a 3G phone (EDGE is technically 3G, 2.5G is a made up marketing term). The iPhone 3GS is distinct enough in platform from the iPhone & iPhone 3G to be a generation bump, and it's indicated by Apple's internal identifier, iPhone2,1. The next iPhone, because we now know it has an A4 chip, is likewise distinctive enough from the iPhone3GS to be a generation bump. My bet is Apple will internally label it as iPhone3,1. But make no mistake, it will also be a 3G phone.
So... can we call it the "iPhone HD" or even maybe the "iPhone 4?" Continually naming it something it can't possibly be can't be good for anyone.
The Admin and the Engineer
Or, another shiny plastic turd for elitist consumers?
Yeah because Apple fanbois are the only ones being elitist on this topic.
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They already lost to the Android. Just like they lost to Windows back in the day. And for the same reason: Draconian closed platform attempted vendor and consumer lock in.
Learn, Jobs, LEARN.
I hold very few opinions. I hold information based on observation and fact. If you wish to disagree, please use facts.
If Apple really have this much clout, how about doing something for their loyal customers? Something that has been lacking from iPhone subscription plans from the start... How about making all carriers who got exclusivity for the iPhone and iPad give users of those products free data roaming, regardless of what country they are from? Or charge a nominal fee, whatever. Maybe a $10/week charge. Just so that using Google maps in a foreign city won't bankrupt me.
If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
Have you thought about getting hold of an English grammar iPhone app that can assist you with the capitalisation of proper nouns like iPhone, Android and Verizon?
It should also have a small section about capitalisation of abbreviations also, like OS.
The animus toward Apple on Slashdot is striking. It doesn't matter what it is, how useful it is or how big or small the market share is: haters love to hate.
Haters are always looking for the "Apple killer." Whether it's the iPod-killer, Mac Mini-killer, iPhone-killer, Mac Book Air-killer or now iPad-killers. They want to see them all killed.
Also, anyone who uses an Apple anything is obviously a "fan-boy" (haters' favorite slur), who's just falling victim to marketing hype. They couldn't possibly find any simplicity, support or use for their Apple product. If only they knew how stupid they were to be spending their money on X electronic item.
Apple's done a lot of dumb things (refusing the run Flash on the iPhone/iPad, the App Store lock-in, proprietary display/data ports) but credit where credit is due: they embraced Unix, open web standards and H.264. Maybe instead of flying off the handle every time Apple is mentioned, you could RTFA and assess the thing on its merits and faults.
Keep trollin' on, haters.
If you enjoy stabbing yourself in the genitals with red-hot pokers covered in angry ants, you should just about be able to cope with Sky customer services.
If someone wants to tell me what time he's making his keynote speech then maybe I'll take an hour out from sticking my fingers up my ass crack and sniffing them to see what His Holy Messiah Fuhrer Lord wants to relate to us mere peons who are not worthy enough to gaze upon his fecking radiance... and in so doing, if he wants to drop some of his sweet-tasting feculence into my open maw, I shall of course chew ravenously upon this most Holy of Communions...
Mac OS X is a great OS because it both "just works" and lets you tinker when you want to. It's baffling to me that Apple has convinced so many people that they have to keep an iron grip in order to provide usability, when half of their product line is a counterexample.
Well, for me the difference is that a fucking smartphone is something I do not want to invest even minutes in to tinker with. I surely wouldn't tolerate that kind of iron grip on a computer. But a phone is something that goes into my pocket and goes out again only to use it.
I have to say that a while ago I realized that I just can't handhold every bit on every digital device I'm using. So I opted to source parts of this out, so to say. Let others take care of that. Iron grip? Yeah, maybe. Better than me having to keep an iron grip on dozens of rather unimportant devices all the time.
And while I'm still not really sure where all of this will be going, I'm somewhat happy that Apple is trying it this way. Someone has to try it. Either it works or it does not work but we need to know if such an iron grip can help to manage such devices good enough to have a safe and secure environment without the users having to nurse the things along (which they wouldn't do anyway, not if we're talking about the mass-market).
And with Google and Apple you're between a rock and a hard place anyway. Android is much more open, yes. But then you (or at least the majority of users) will have Google inhaling all of your data day and night. Google will see what you search for and what you mail to whom and which maps you look at and what your calendar contains...
Apple may try to keep an iron grip on the soft- and hardware you're using, but Google inserts dozens of soothing tentacles into every orifice of your digital life.
Yea I hear ya how about those gas prices too... GM should be getting on Chevron about that, oh yea don't forget about the toaster I just bought, damn electricity bill is OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!
You are all a bunch of idots.
I think you would be complaining about gas prices if you'd go abroad (*) and found out you had to pay $8 a gallon, just because you were "roaming". And if you compare charges for data roaming to gas prices, it'd be more like $400 a gallon.
*) By "abroad" I exclude certain countries in Europe like mine, where gas will be $8 a gallon regardless of the nationality of the motorist...
If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
And Apple's control isn't required to achieve that. You can use an Android phone as if it were an iPhone and have a very similar experience. It's true that the UI isn't quite as polished, but that's orthogonal to being open.
If you're using Google's services, they see that regardless of what OS you're running. And there's no requirement to use their services with Android. Granted, they do make it easy to do so.
How to solve most of our problems: 1.Lots of nuclear plants. 2.Cure aging.
And Apple's control isn't required to achieve that. You can use an Android phone as if it were an iPhone and have a very similar experience. It's true that the UI isn't quite as polished, but that's orthogonal to being open.
If you're using Google's services, they see that regardless of what OS you're running. And there's no requirement to use their services with Android. Granted, they do make it easy to do so.
Rest assured that most Android users *will* use all Google services they offer and pre-load. Say, 95% of them.
Tentacles, orifices. They don't need to get everyone, most are enough. "Open" has more than one meaning, I guess.
Speaking of "a-whoopin' and a-hollerin'" - I've heard a few of these keynotes (downloaded on iTunes) while driving in the car, and not one but at least 2 times - on different keynotes - I seem to hear the exact same voices "hooting". I thought nothing of it until Andy Ihnatko blogged something similar during his notes on the iPad rollout about Apple employees loaded into the seats. Is Apple staging more than just what's in front of the audience - and is now staging the audience itself?
Not a big-deal - but if we're going to talk about "a-whoopin' and a-hollerin'" - I thought I might as well ask.
That's a federal crime, and there's no guarantee that will be possible in the future.
Really? What crime exactly? Name the statute. Oh wait, you can't - because at WORST it's a warranty violation, not even covered by any law federal or otherwise!
And if for some reason you do care about your warranty after you make modifications, you simply un-jailbreak it when you send it for repair.
Yes, just like Android.
Finally you "get" it. There is no difference between what a technical user can do between an iPhone or an Android. Thank you for being (however accidentally) honest.
Which Android does. You can use it like an iPhone and it will work fine; you never need to be aware of the options to run non-market apps or install custom ROMs.
Just like the iPhone (only you don't have to go so far as doing custom ROM's, you just jailbreak the OS so it's actually in some ways simpler).
"There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
He'll be telling you all that he WAS going to announce the iPhone 4G, but because we keep 'stealing' them he isn't, and you all have yourselves to blame and if you don't stop all this shenanigans then he'll take all your iPhone 3GS's off you and send you to the time out chair until you've all fully understood what you've done...
I seriously doubt we'll be seeing the iPhone on Verizon or Sprint in the near future, Verizon has the Incredible which just came out and Sprint is releasing the EVO/4G. Both of which are Android based phones and superior to iPhone in every way.
You just got it because it's pretty.
There are many devices that do more the the iPhone, and they do it better.
All the convenience, none of the iron grip.
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Apple lets me use my phone. I call my friends all the time. I can even surf the web and check emails and take photos and videos and play games. Freedom to use my phone? I you mean that I can't hack it up on my own? Why would I want to do that with my phone??
Well, that's the response you'll get from 99% of the public.
- I own a Mac and and Audi.
oh boy! you should be a very cool guy, I'm going right to your home page so I can smear my face on my screen and and feel at least a little bit of you epic coolness. Can I smear my face to your twitter feed too?!