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Engineers Make Good Terrorists?

An anonymous reader writes "Engineers' focus and attention to details, along with their perceived lack of social skills, make them ideal targets to be recruited as terrorists, according to EETimes. Planning skills make engineers good 'field operatives' was written up by Raphael Perl, who heads the Action against Terrorism Unit of Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe. He offers that 'Engineers ideally make excellent strategic planners, and they make excellent field operatives. They think differently from how other people think.' That may sound like a stereotype, but Perl claims that 'because of those traits, terrorist groups actively recruit engineers.' He says that Al-Qaeda has widely acknowledged that a significant number of the group's top leadership had engineering backgrounds." This is the second time in just a few months that engineers have been likened to terrorists.

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  1. Old news by spazdor · · Score: 5, Funny

    We've been tapping engineers for our cause ever since Counterstrike came out.

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    1. Re:Old news by mrmeval · · Score: 1

      And now that the secret is out they'll bleed themselves white getting rid of, constraining or otherwise making ineffective their engineers.

      It's a win for third worlders everywhere!

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    2. Re:Old news by yincrash · · Score: 1

      I've been using engineers for my cause since Command & Conquer.

    3. Re:Old news by jamessnell · · Score: 1

      Awesome, sounds like we're well off to the neo Spanish Inquisition. OHh no! I must be a witch! I'm an engineer! (*sarcasm aside*) while I can appreciate there may be some validity to this claim, I can't deny its remarkable abundance of stupidity. Though it does serve as comedic relief, at least to some degree.

    4. Re:Old news by laejoh · · Score: 0

      In conclusion, on examining the above post by spazdor I suppose this is a case of wishful thinkingfrom an engineer's point of view, this being slashdot and all...

    5. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read title as

      "People with above average education above average at roles that may require planning"

      Then I thought, wow, what an astouding assumption.

      Caution: This is the second time my captcha has been 'picnic'.

    6. Re:Old news by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

      Damnit, they worked out the reason I started Bachelor of Engineering this year...and here I had my whole career plan ahead of me.

    7. Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're probably getting ready to take down/smear architects and engineers for 9-11 truth.

      http://www.ae911truth.org/

  2. I'm thinking defamation suit... by RobinH · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but alas I'm an engineer, not a lawyer. :(

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    "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
    1. Re:I'm thinking defamation suit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >...but alas I'm an engineer, not a lawyer. :(

      No worries. You're an engineer. You can wire up a bomb.

    2. Re:I'm thinking defamation suit... by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

      In that case, you should go with a detonation suit.

      (Sorry, couldn't help myself).

      Yaz.

    3. Re:I'm thinking defamation suit... by gnick · · Score: 1

      No worries. You're an engineer. You can wire up a bomb. Chicks dig WMDs. Hey, baby, you wanna get nuclear?
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      He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
    4. Re:I'm thinking defamation suit... by Shade+of+Pyrrhus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And the truth is, lawyers and other personable people would actually make BETTER terrorists - especially when you have law at your side.

      What type of people can we think of that can inflict the most terror...hmm...politicians. They hold power, can use the law (and lawyers) to help their cause, and they get publicity.

      It must be because there are people on /. and other sites who will give the article attention and controversy if they say "engineers can be more evil?".

    5. Re:I'm thinking defamation suit... by neomunk · · Score: 1

      Is that mutated anthrax in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  3. New Display System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Since Slashdot isn't going to open a thread to discuss the new display system I must post to this thread about some of the issues. First and foremost, the "I am willing to help test Slashdot's New Discussion System" checkbox does not completely revert the older version so my critiques are not solely about voluntarily beta testing the new system. Here are the issues:
    *The keymapping on '/' (to move the thread toolbar) is the same as the quick search in Firefox. Any quick search will move the toolbar around in an annoying fashion.
    *The margins are too wide except for those who have wide screen monitors*
    *The 'more' functionality is fundamentally broken. It loads new entries by date instead of the logical position in a thread. Individual threads should be fully populated or at least have a 'click here for more entries' option. For old stories you shouldn't have to search the page again from top to bottom for the more darkly shaded newer comments after you click on more.*
    *The in page reply makes me want to cry. This isn't Digg or YouTube!*
    *The parent and reply buttons are wasting huge amounts of bandwidth. For example, for one entry we have 479 bytes wasted:

    <span id="reply_link_22953942" class="nbutton"><p><b><a href="//mobile.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=510232&op=Reply&threshold=1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=22953942" onclick="replyTo(22953942); return false;" >Reply to This</a></b></p></span> <span class="nbutton"><p><b><a href="//mobile.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=510232&threshold=1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&cid=22953696" onclick="return selectParent(22953696)">Parent</a></b></p></span>


    Now I know people are always going to complain about any change in the system. That is to be expected. But these changes are too much and since the system doesn't revert back to a safer format, they are extremely disruptive. I recommend that this update is rolled back completely until it is implemented better. Especially the damn '/' issue. That is killing me!

    PS: are the <ul> and <li> tags now broken?

    1. Re:New Display System by CSMatt · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      479 bytes? Are you really so committed to efficiency that you'll complain about an extra amount of data that even dial-up users can download with ease? I think your complaints are better suited to the seemingly exponential amount of Web and software bloat these days rather than complaining about a mere 479 bytes.

    2. Re:New Display System by megaditto · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      479 bytes x 100 comments makes how many additional crud kilobytes? How many extra minutes on dialup?

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    3. Re:New Display System by megaditto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's the problem with engineers: they are never content. Always searching for a better way. Always trying to change things.

      So what if the new skin is crude, broken, inefficient, obstructive, and plain ugly to boot? Just bend over and accept the changes like everybody else. Or are you some kind of a terrorist.

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    4. Re:New Display System by CSMatt · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Based on previous experience, about 0.2.

    5. Re:New Display System by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      *The keymapping on '/' (to move the thread toolbar) is the same as the quick search in Firefox. Any quick search will move the toolbar around in an annoying fashion. Firefox also supports Ctrl+F for find, in addition to '/', which I think is included to appease pesky Vim users. ;)

      *The margins are too wide except for those who have wide screen monitors* Works for me just find on my 17" monitor.

      *The 'more' functionality is fundamentally broken. It loads new entries by date instead of the logical position in a thread. Individual threads should be fully populated or at least have a 'click here for more entries' option. For old stories you shouldn't have to search the page again from top to bottom for the more darkly shaded newer comments after you click on more.* Agreed.

      *The parent and reply buttons are wasting huge amounts of bandwidth. For example, for one entry we have 479 bytes wasted: Piffle. You probably hate Google Maps, too.

    6. Re:New Display System by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's the problem with engineers: they are never content. Always searching for a better way. Always trying to change things.

      I think you misspelled "end users"... :-)

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    7. Re:New Display System by markov_chain · · Score: 4, Funny

      You sound like a good engineer. Would you like to join our club to design remote controlled, um, toy cars?

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  4. Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by laxiepoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    But terrorists? Only if the engineers are lonely, disgruntled people in-general. I think most engineers would be more Constructive than Destructive by nature. Though if this holds true, then any group looking to forcibly recruit should start with engineers first. Movementarians included.

    1. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But terrorists? Only if the engineers are lonely, disgruntled people in-general. I think most engineers would be more Constructive than Destructive by nature

      You see... that is the problem. The term "Terrorist" has been so deluded that most people will fall into that category anymore. Smoke pot? Terrorist. Downloaded a song? Terrorist. Using SSH? Terrorist.

      And it is thrown around even more, if you show an average intelligence larger than those who would label you a terrorist... and how many people do you think fall into that category?

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    2. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by shentino · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not that we're smart, but that they're dumb.

    3. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I disagree. Simply put, engineers would be excellent terrorists. Engineers look to solve problems. The problem is just determined from a frame of reference. As terrorists, the problem is bringing down some infrastructure by determining its weaknesses and exploiting them. As engineers, the problem is developing the infrastructure and designing them to be robust.

      An anecdote: I recall eating lunch one day a couple summers back with some coworkers (all aerospace engineering senior undergrad or grad students). We spent 45 minutes discussing how one could take down a plane while in flight using simple things - nothing fancy such as explosives. Whether any or all of them would be remotely successful is one matter. Nonetheless, in 45 minutes of eating and discussion we had a list of 10 of so items that could be plausible to taking down an aircraft.

    4. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A good engineer will always think of the possibilities of destruction, even if they're in the business of construction. An engineer has to critically think about their designs to determine where the weak points are. Whether designing skyscrapers or secure software, determining weaknesses is a part of the job.

      I'm sure the thought police would have a field day with me for saying this, but I think about committing crimes now and then. Not that I would do such thing, I enjoy my life outside of prison. But just as a type of mental exercise it's interesting to me while standing in line at a store, noticing where cameras are located, determining blind spots, exit strategies, exposed wiring that could be cut, etc. I then think about how I would improve the system.

      My point is that engineering is about designing stability. You can't produce stability if you aren't able to see the possibility of destruction, so the same qualities that make one a good engineer are the qualities that make them a potential terrorist in the eyes of a paranoid politician.

    5. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think most engineers would be more Constructive than Destructive by nature. You're looking at it wrong. One could create things that are designed to cause terror.

      I've used software, where the main design goal was apparently to make me not want to get out of bed in the morning if I had to use it at all in the day.

      Some cities, like Atlanta in particular, have road systems designed in such a genius and convoluted way that people stay indoors in fear that they'll get lost and never get home again.

      Think of every badly designed thing you've interacted with. Now understand that it was designed that way on purpose, designed with evil motives. Terrorist engineers are everywhere!
    6. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we should just round up all the creative, thinking people (artists, engineers, mathematicians, etc) and THEN we'll be safe.

    7. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      I think the word you're looking for is "diluted", not "deluded".

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    8. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by geekoid · · Score: 1

      There not. It's just that people with those traits are easier to recruit and engineers have needed skill.

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    9. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      I blame firefox. I right-clicked on my terrible spelling error, and that was the only choice it gave me... seemed good enough.

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    10. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I don't know whether or not engineers would make good terrorists.

      But I definitely believe engineers will make great freedom fighters.

      In fact, given the State of the Union, I'm counting on it.

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    11. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by girasquid · · Score: 1

      Terrorist.

    12. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by rk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You have to admit, as spelling errors go, it was a curiously apt one...

    13. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by jfz · · Score: 1

      "Constructive" and "Destructive" are also very objective terms, especially in the mind of a terrorist.

    14. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by westlake · · Score: 1
      The term "Terrorist" has been so deluded that most people will fall into that category anymore. Smoke pot? Terrorist. Downloaded a song? Terrorist. Using SSH? Terrorist.

      I think the word you are looking for is "diluted."

      But I'll tell you frankly that I've seen this argument used far more as a strawman on Slashdot than in the real world.

    15. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like engineers are the witches of our era.

    16. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      Well, judging from the posts (and mods) on /., there seems to be a good proportion of engineers who will support pretty much any anti-US movement. The recruiters just need to lurk here for a while, then start emailing a few with "Hey, are you just going to complain about the warmongering imperialist US government, or do you really want to *do* something about it?"

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      --- Jerry Garcia
    17. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by jjk3 · · Score: 1
      I've started to think that there is a desire for terrorist to be synonymous with criminal. Terrorist are treated with less rights and respect so it would be a great way to erode the civil rights of groups that the people in government are not fond of.


      The thing that really sucks is that if I would have read my post just a few years ago I would have written it off as a conspiracy theory :-(

    18. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      Construction and destruction are just a matter of perspective. A logger says he's creating lumber, to a hippy, he's destroying a tree. A historian sees a historic building destroyed, but a property developer sees the creation of building space.

      A terrorist sees his actions not as destroying peoples lives, but as creating a better world.

    19. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and how many people do you think fall into that category
      Many. Damn you bell curve!
    20. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by inKubus · · Score: 1

      First they came...
      First they came for the hackers.
      But I never did anything illegal with my computer,
      so I didn't speak up.
      Then they came for the pornographers.
      But I thought there was too much smut on the Internet anyway,
      so I didn't speak up.
      Then they came for the anonymous remailers.
      But a lot of nasty stuff gets sent from anon.penet.fi,
      so I didn't speak up.
      Then they came for the encryption users.
      But I could never figure out how to work PGP anyway,
      so I didn't speak up.
      Then they came for me.
      And by that time there was no one left to speak up.

                                                                        -- Alara Rogers

      Or the original:

      In Germany they first came for the Communists,
      and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.
      Then they came for the Jews,
      and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew.
      Then they came for the trade unionists,
      and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist.
      Then they came for the Catholics,
      and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant.
      Then they came for me -
      and by that time no one was left to speak up.

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    21. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IAAE and lots of my friends and associates are too. As a group I think we are pretty happy. We are well paid for doing jobs that only suck some and occasionally are lots of fun or at least interesting. We are well paid and if not married probably have a long time SO. The young single ones can afford outdoor hobbies like skiing and climbing and paddling, and as we get older we buy toys like the one I am typing on just now. That said, we would probably tell you how we would go about blowing up or attacking anything if you would just ask. Beer would not hurt either.

    22. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by mephistophyles · · Score: 1

      I think most engineers would be more Constructive than Destructive by nature. . That depends, what's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?
      mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets :-p
      sorry, couldn't resist.
    23. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by electrosoccertux · · Score: 1

      Then it's solved! They should just pay us better to keep us complacent, and our wives won't blow up at us for being poor husbands, and then we won't feel driven, in turn, to blow things up as well.

    24. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by cromar · · Score: 1

      When that kind of thinking is so obviously wrong, it's not really a debate anymore. Sure if you are in a debate, use good arguments. Otherwise, no one cares about straw men in casual conversation.

    25. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by cromar · · Score: 1

      Somehow comparing the Holocaust to the current situation in America seems wholly demeaning to the Jews and others that were murdered in Nazi Germany. And it doesn't particularly well describe the gravity of our problems in America.

    26. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have an .. interesting ... way of building sentences. "Deluded"? I don't think that means what you think it means. And "anymore"? What a strange use of the word.

    27. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      You see... that is the problem. The term "Engineer" has been so deluded that most people will fall into that category anymore. Write software? Engineer. Use a cheap CAD program to draw your house addition? Engineer. Drive a train? Engineer.

    28. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That means a lot to the rest of us coming from a terrorist such as yourself.

    29. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think most engineers would be more Constructive than Destructive by nature
      Unless they are specialiased in demolitions, isn't it? (in which case, they should actually care of containing the damage only to the building that need to be demolished).

      (ooops, too much attention to details, I think I'm becoming suspect... Quick... )
      Yeah, guys, how 'bout ano'er roun' o'beer?

    30. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonetheless, in 45 minutes of eating and discussion we had a list of 10 of so items that could be plausible to taking down an aircraft.
      Bullshit, there is now way it can be done. I challenge you to list all those items and how they can be used to bring down the aircraft. I will be waiting in my cybercafe in pakistan for the next 1 week waiting your reply.

    31. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by coaxial · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Using SSH? Terrorist. I remember the good old days when we were just arms dealers.
    32. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by thealsir · · Score: 1

      "Certified Engineer" holds more weight, I.E. one who holds a BS in an engineering field and passed the cert. Of course, only "in the know" people know this, and yes, I don't like how the term's been diluted/"deluded"

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    33. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by LynXmaN · · Score: 1

      I think you got the wrong scope of this.

      This is about speaking for somebody else right to be different, and the tactics of trying to purge from society people who're actively against indoctrination is the same one pursued successfully in Nazi Germany, which then lead later on to the "final solution" (Die Endlösung der Judenfrage) known as The Holocaust.

      That doesn't mean that the US will start mass murdering people anytime soon though, and it's not related to the Holocaust in any way, this kind of tactics have been actively used way before Nazi Germany and they'll keep being used for the time to come, and as citizens is our active duty to call BS on the goverment when it's doing the wrong thing, as it's happening in the UK as well.

      I don't want to convert this into a politics discussion, but I just wanted to clarify that your scope was wrong.

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    34. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Monchanger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure, engineers have skills useful to terrorists. But on the other hand, those skills are useful at fighting the same engineers that terrorists employ. For example, many US engineers are trying to protect our troops against IEDs, the most well known being the good folks at iRobot. As for planes, you forget that the same kind of brainstorming session is required by those in the FAA, to prevent planes going down. Who's going to do that- bureaucrats?

      I'd argue that Engineers make less effective terrorists than say political science or theology students, since they seek real proof. Given the lack of scientific evidence that I'd get 72 virgins, it'd be difficult to convince me that there's something good about blowing myself up or enabling another to do so. This is especially true given my ability to create a good life for myself with a normal job. I've got too much to lose hanging out with that Bin Laden nut- screw living in some smelly cave on rice with goat milk! I want my pizza, Mountain Dew, and time to waste reading Slashdot.

    35. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
      I think about committing crimes now and then. Not that I would do such thing, I enjoy my life outside of prison. But just as a type of mental exercise it's interesting to me while standing in line at a store, noticing where cameras are located, determining blind spots, exit strategies, exposed wiring that could be cut, etc. I then think about how I would improve the system.

      Sure, I do the same thing all the time.
      It's called "managing your failure modes"--if you're designing a system, you damned well better be thinking about how it's going to fail, and accounting for that.

      It's a poor engineer that thinks he's done when the project works like it's supposed to work.
      It also needs to break the way it's supposed to break.

      --
      "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
    36. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by cromar · · Score: 1
      My scope's not wrong, dude. The situation in the West is really nothing like what happened in Germany. We have overzealous law enforcement, to put it extremely lightly. Nonetheless, the government is not rounding up political dissidents to murder.

      That doesn't mean that the US will start mass murdering people anytime soon Exactly. So don't compare the situation now to the Holocaust or Germany up to and through WWII. It's an overly hyperbolic metaphor that does a disservice to the memories of people who were utterly repressed, hated, and murdered.

      So yeah, call BS. But don't fight BS with BS.
    37. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by Damvan · · Score: 1

      The kids who gather the carts from the parking lot at Home Depot are called "Lot Engineers". My angry letters to HD corporate have so far gone unanswered.

    38. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      The legal term is P.Eng in Canada, PE in the US. I'm not sure what "Certified Engineer" actually means. Is it computer-related or a title given as a job description?

    39. Re:Ecelctic Recluses Maybe by thealsir · · Score: 1

      Ah, I take that back then. "Certified Engineer" It's what my school calls it.

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  5. Engineering Improvements: by smartaleq · · Score: 5, Funny

    We should flood these terrorist groups with engineers and let them improve all their weapons. Afterwards, they'll have pieces left over and nothing will work. Isn't there some saying about "give an engineer a broken computer and he'll give you a working radio"?

    1. Re:Engineering Improvements: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're thinking of Gilligan's Island - and it was a coconut, not a computer.

    2. Re:Engineering Improvements: by Trouvist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Based on the engineers I know, it's more like "Give an Engineer a working Computer, and he'll give you a broken radio."

    3. Re:Engineering Improvements: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "give an engineer a broken computer and he'll give you a working radio"
      That doesn't seem like a very good trade.

    4. Re:Engineering Improvements: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perl recruits terrorist sw engineers, what more can i say...

    5. Re:Engineering Improvements: by invader_vim · · Score: 1

      As the saying goes:


      If it ain't broke...
      ... It doesn't have enough features yet.



      --
      Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.
    6. Re:Engineering Improvements: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more like "Give an Engineer a broken radio, and he'll install Linux on it."

  6. I'd say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Engineers would be good planners. But you need dumb fucks to go blow themselves up.

  7. Red Alert Counterstrike? Re:Old news by damn_registrars · · Score: 2

    You mean Command & Conquer: Red Alert Counterstrike, right? Since C&C had terrorist engineers long before that FPS came out...

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  8. What about the managers by esocid · · Score: 5, Funny

    I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
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    Absolute power corrupts absolutely. indymedia
    1. Re:What about the managers by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      Well, the engineer DID burn down the building...

  9. Aptly named by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    With a name like Perl, this man is well-suited to discuss the link between coding and terror.

    Also, if you read TFA, he goes on to state that "laziness, impatience, and hubris" are the three virtues of a good terrorist.

    P.S. Christ, what has happened to Slashdot's page layout today?? The goggles do nothing!

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    1. Re:Aptly named by Kryptikmo · · Score: 1

      The engineers got at it! BASTARDS!!!!

      P.S. Where is the following quote from?

      "Before I went to school, I couldn't spell engineer. Now I are one!"

    2. Re:Aptly named by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "laziness, impatience, and hubris"

      Wrong, and it's wrong to say those are qualities of a good engineer or programmers. Very, very, wrong.

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      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    3. Re:Aptly named by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Personally I heard that from a liberal CongressCritter quoted that during Bill Gates testimony last March. Apparently its some quote from a 60's TV show or something, meant to show that young people are no longer interested in math and science.

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    4. Re:Aptly named by plopez · · Score: 1

      read The Camel.

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    5. Re:Aptly named by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1
      With a name like Perl, I'd expect something like this:

      sub bombFunction(){
      $l = shift($_);
      chomp;
      blah;
      blah;
      unless (engineer=true) die;
      }
      /don't bother correcting syntax please
      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    6. Re:Aptly named by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean:

      sub bombFunction(){
              chomp (my $1 = shift);
              blah;
              blah;
              die unless engineer;
      }

    7. Re:Aptly named by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      That's a bit of a generalization to just say "engineers make good terrorists". Maybe the engineers Raphael Perl has met are a little disgruntled but that's a sweeping statement to make about all engineers.

      A more accurate statement would be "engineers who know Perl make good terrorists."

    8. Re:Aptly named by janzen · · Score: 1

      First I heard of it was in connection with one of the earliest (1970s) expert systems, built by DEC to help their salespeople and technicians configure VAX systems correctly. It was named "R1", supposedly because of a similar quote from its creator; something along the lines of, "Last year I didn't know what a knowledge engineer was; now I...".

    9. Re:Aptly named by somersault · · Score: 1

      Also, if you read TFA, he goes on to state that "laziness, impatience, and hubris" are the three virtues of a good terrorist. There's also the knowledge that There's More Than One Way To Do It..
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    10. Re:Aptly named by somersault · · Score: 1

      Enough of your hubris! Now where did I put that damn standard input output library? I can't be assed spending all that time writing my own!!

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      which is totally what she said
    11. Re:Aptly named by somersault · · Score: 1

      sub bomb_function
      {
              $_ = chomp @_[0];

              print "Oh hai I fixd ur bom! Kaboom!" unless (/engineer/);
      }

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      which is totally what she said
  10. This the second time in just a few months that ... by planckscale · · Score: 1
    This the second time in just a few months that engineers have been likened to terrorists....

    This the third time in just a few months that engineers have been likened to terrorists....

    This the fourth time in just a few months that engineers have been likened to terrorists....

    Ok we get it.

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  11. Blah blah. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hate these articles, but I can't decide if I hate them because they're intellectual snobbery (not only are we better than physicists, mathematicians, chemists, etc, we're also superlative terrorists!) or I hate them because they're anti-intellectual (Engineers are all smart and anti-social, therefore they're basically the unabomber).

    Basically anyone who is methodical and knowledgeable would make a good X, where X is something that needs a methodical knowledgeable person. Engineers are required to be methodical and knowledgeable, so QED.

    I don't know why they're so damn fixated on engineers though. Doesn't take an engineer to slam a plane into a building, and that's about the most successful piece of terrorism to date.

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    1. Re:Blah blah. by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      Doesn't take an engineer to slam a plane into a building No, but you can't just hire any old schmoe to do it either.
    2. Re:Blah blah. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Funny

      It takes methodical planning to coordinate the near-simultaneous slamming of four planes, especially when starting with nothing but some money and a group of suicidal, sex-starved Saudis who have no flight training.

      Engineers will be better than scientists or academics, despite similarly high intelligence levels, because engineers actually have to show results with their projects.

      Instead of profiling and waging wars, though, America's efforts to stop terrorism would best be served by a policy aimed at getting everyone on the planet a good fuck and some cold beer.

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    3. Re:Blah blah. by dwye · · Score: 2, Informative

      > (Engineers are all smart and anti-social, therefore they're basically the unabomber).

      The Unabomber was a mathematician. Quit trying to claim credit, where not due, you mere engineer, you. :-)

      IANAM, either.

    4. Re:Blah blah. by Kryptikmo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Engineers will be better than scientists or academics, despite similarly high intelligence levels, because engineers actually have to show results with their projects."

      I think that you will find that even us fizzysists need to show results. No papers, no grant money. No commercial products, no commercial sponsorship money. No money, no job. If you know any people who don't have to show results with what they do, please ask them if they're hiring! Sounds sweet!

    5. Re:Blah blah. by Otter · · Score: 1
      I don't know why they're so damn fixated on engineers though. Doesn't take an engineer to slam a plane into a building, and that's about the most successful piece of terrorism to date.

      But, in fact, it *was* an engineer who executed it! In general, there's no question that people with technical training (engineering and medicine, in particular) are heavily overrepresented in the leadership of terrorist groups. The outrage here of "Are you saying I'm a terrorist?" mostly underscores that IT people a) have no grasp of even the most basic concepts of statistics and b) think they're "engineers".

    6. Re:Blah blah. by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      I hate them because of the blanket assertion that engineers have no social sills.

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    7. Re:Blah blah. by deadweight · · Score: 1

      Guess what - you aren't the only group presumed to be a terrorist or a potential terrorist at best :( Dead Weight, Commercial Pilot Flight Instructor

    8. Re:Blah blah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the pilots! Round up all the pilots, and then we will be safe!!

    9. Re:Blah blah. by Gat0r30y · · Score: 2, Funny

      America's efforts to stop terrorism would best be served by a policy aimed at getting everyone on the planet a good fuck and some cold beer. Dude, i think we have the beginnings of an awesome new foreign policy. Hookers and Booze for everyone! and Blackjack! Hell, lets just take the world for a weekend in Vegas, that ought to relieve some of these tensions. And as an added bonus, wed totally get some bad ass dirt on em too (did you see what Saudi Arabia was doing in the bathroom with Columbia and that stripper?)!
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    10. Re:Blah blah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the most successful (and spectacular) pieces of terrorism were probably the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. This doesn't undermine your point, though -- it didn't take engineers to deliver those bombs either.

      Sure, there was a war on, but yes, it was terrorism.

    11. Re:Blah blah. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Doesn't take an engineer to slam a plane into a building, and that's about the most successful piece of terrorism to date.

      Actually, it does, since even after all these years since 9/11, there's still tons of people who refuse to accept that burning jet fuel caused the buildings to collapse, and it must have been done by *insert conspiracy theory*.

      When most people are complete, blithering idiots (especially in regards to technical things, in a highly technical society), it takes an intelligent and well-trained person to do anything remarkable or significant.

    12. Re:Blah blah. by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Following your lead and making an extreme, erratic statement of my own, it may just be that a good start towards getting everyone on the planet a good fuck and some cold beer is to establish a strong secular government in one of the Arab nations in the middle east.

      (I'm not actually a fan of the war in Iraq, but it seems worth pointing out that some things are vastly easier said than they are done)

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    13. Re:Blah blah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and b) think they're "engineers".

      Yes, this is annoying. Please stop it and get back to your cube, code monkeys.
    14. Re:Blah blah. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you could apply at a think tank or a school which researches string theory or some other far-out stuff.

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    15. Re:Blah blah. by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1

      I'm just disappointed that they don't include some other professions which make for good terrorists. Postal workers anyone?

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    16. Re:Blah blah. by Workaphobia · · Score: 1

      I don't know where the hell they even get that stereotype from. I'm at RPI, so there are engineers left and right here, many of them very outgoing. Some of them are regular fratheads, but I'm not claiming that your local liberal arts college won't be able to beat us in contests of beer games, drug abuse, and general lack of worth. The person who wrote that either has a messed up standard of social interaction or has never actually come into contact with engineers.

      It's kinda like how antisemitism makes no fucking sense if you even know a jewish person.

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    17. Re:Blah blah. by bug1 · · Score: 1

      Ali G didnt need all that, he just used a "herbal" tea (ganja)

    18. Re:Blah blah. by neomunk · · Score: 1

      The next round of hirings for the job you describe is taking place in November, at least in the U.S.

    19. Re:Blah blah. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Meh. Tom "I'm not an engineer" Clancy wrote a book with one of the main premises being a man taking out the Capitol building by crashing a large plane into it...About a decade before 9/11.

      It's not an original idea, though I agree with you in regards to the people who think it was something besides jet fuel. Most people have no idea about the amount of energy contained in a jetliner.

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    20. Re:Blah blah. by quickgold192 · · Score: 1

      But your results don't have to throw stones, they just have to describe their path.

    21. Re:Blah blah. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Most people also don't understand things like the strength of steel and how it changes due to temperature. They still don't understand when it's explained to them, and insist that a government conspiracy destroyed the buildings.

      Tom may not be an engineer, but I wouldn't classify him among the tech-stupid morons that comprise the bulk of the population.

    22. Re:Blah blah. by Burntfinger · · Score: 1

      Nah, Postal Workers have a union :)

    23. Re:Blah blah. by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      The other night, I watched an old Robert Redford movie where the protagonist worked for the CIA, his job was to sit in a cushy chair and read novels all day, then write up a memo summarizing the plot points of concern. My thought, "does ths job not exist anymore?. Or maybe, they just don't read Clancy.

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    24. Re:Blah blah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you know any people who don't have to show results with what they do, please ask them if they're hiring! Sounds sweet! Priests and Politicians spring to mind.
    25. Re:Blah blah. by wronskyMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You laugh, but an interesting theory came out a while ago that the terrorist situation will improve in the Middle East naturally over the next 30 years or so. Basically, they claimed that 1. Agrarian/developing societies needed more kids/family since more died in childhood and lots of labor was needed for farms, etc (have 8 kids=5 survive to adulthood, etc). 2. Oil money and the natural course of development pushed these societies into cities where the old tradition of large families continued. Since there was less childhood mortality, and a natural genetic ratio of more male births (and, in some cases, infanticide, etc to select against female babies for dowry and other reasons), there is a large population of (probably unemployed as well due to the surplus of people) young, single males who, as you say, cannot get laid which produces anger. 3. As people begin to have fewer children over the next generation, the gender ratios will balance and future terrorists may just settle down instead.

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    26. Re:Blah blah. by Iamthecheese · · Score: 0

      Call me paranoid, but if I was going to take over the world, one of the first things I'd want to do is demonize the highly educated and independant.

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    27. Re:Blah blah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beer? How dare you suggest a believer, a loyal warrior in Allah's jihad, a true follower of the prophet Mohamed, would defile his body with Satan's brew? DIE, INFIDEL! DIE!

    28. Re:Blah blah. by masdog · · Score: 1

      Dude, i think we have the beginnings of an awesome new foreign policy. Hookers and Booze for everyone! and Blackjack! In fact, forget the foreign policy!
    29. Re:Blah blah. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      because engineers actually have to show results with their projects.

      Unless of course you work on missile defense.

    30. Re:Blah blah. by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      "fizzysist"? Isn't that a moldy worm that grows under the skin?

    31. Re:Blah blah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Instead of profiling and waging wars, though, America's efforts to stop terrorism would best be served by a policy aimed at getting everyone on the planet a good fuck and some cold beer." ..or to put it more eloquently, hearts and minds, not warheads for foreheads.

    32. Re:Blah blah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      +5 Funny?

      Instead of profiling and waging wars, though, America's efforts to stop terrorism would best be served by a policy aimed at getting everyone on the planet a good fuck and some cold beer. The man should be rate +5 Insightful
    33. Re:Blah blah. by Hells+Ranger · · Score: 1

      What I don't like in those article is, they don't consider that in Islamic country the best regarded profession are engineering and medicine. If you look at people going to a university most people would be in those 2 domain. Since those 2 profession are well considered you get the most brightest person there. Sometime they are indoctrinated before entering or meet people who make them change their view, even if somebody is smart doesn't mean he can't be stupid.

      So yes it's possible that the people at the top of terrorist group are engineer they are usually smart enough to not explode them self and smart enough to make plan and make them work. I suppose if your a terrorist boss you want people who are able to make damage acting for you and the longest possible time. And that would probably be engineer.

    34. Re:Blah blah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George W. Bush

    35. Re:Blah blah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but it does take an engineer to design the weapon (plane)...therefore, they are just as guilty.

      Plus, didn't you hear, the WTC was filled with shaped charges, and was a controlled demolition. They don't just get a lawyer to do something THAT evil...

  12. EETimes by netruner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IIRC, this isn't the first article that the EETimes has put out making this connection recently - maybe the EETimes should be investigated.

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    1. Re:EETimes by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      Certainly not the first time;
        Raising similar arguments of the relationship between inteligent people and the ability of maintaining control by those Lacking in inteligence (politicians) , the Calif Omar of Alexandria ordered the last books left in the great Library burnt in 640AD With such a worthy politican as a apiritual guide I am sure we can find things to do with Engineers.

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    2. Re:EETimes by 32771 · · Score: 1

      Indeed they not only published articles about the terrorist=engineer meme but also about the fact that US engineers aren't involved in the political process as much as their international counterparts.

      http://www.eetimes.com/news/latest/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=207001226

      In this article they also give a good example of political involvement in the form of a Chinese engineer who worked as a spy for china in the US.

      I'm not sure what they want to say with that. Do they want to go mainstream by pissing off all the engineers. There are already a number of Timeses swimming there.

      Do they honestly want to encourage US engineers to play a bigger role in society with that kind of reporting?

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    3. Re:EETimes by droopycom · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the first article generated a lot of contreversies and therefore a lot of traffic and finally a lot of revenue.

      Not a surprise they are trying to milk this one a little bit more...

  13. Wargames... by jemenake · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Reminds me of the quote in Wargames: "He does fit the profile perfectly. He's intelligent, but an under-achiever; alienated from his parents; has few friends. Classic case for recruitment by the Soviets"

    1. Re:Wargames... by Threni · · Score: 0

      >He's intelligent, but an under-achiever; alienated from his parents; has few friends. Classic case for recruitment by the Soviets"

      Classic example of 70%+ of teenagers.

      Oh, and Al-Queda doesn't recruit engineers because they're weirdos or anything - they recruit them because they're engineers,and engineers can help make bombs etc. Duh!

    2. Re:Wargames... by chaosite · · Score: 1

      Like Yahya Ayyash, nicknamed - wait for it - "The Engineer".

      Israel eventually handed him an exploding cell phone, in a particularly nice bit of engineering.

    3. Re:Wargames... by dwye · · Score: 1

      > nicknamed - wait for it - "The Engineer".

      So, originally, was the head of the Northern Alliance, who Al Quaida assassinated the day before hitting the towers.

    4. Re:Wargames... by megaditto · · Score: 1

      But 70%+ of teenagers in what country?

      That would certainly not be true in America where 70%+ of under-16 are sexually active, and one in four girls under 18 has an STD (here: www.nytimes.com/2008/03/12/science/12std.html ).

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    5. Re:Wargames... by n00854180t · · Score: 1

      They include HPV in that statistic (1 in 4 has an STD) thus making it basically worthless, since it's the most common STD (IIRC) and they fail to mention that many males also carry it.

    6. Re:Wargames... by gnick · · Score: 1

      70%+ of under-16 are sexually active Off-topic, but I looked at your article and didn't see anything like that... That would be particularly alarming since 50% of under-16's are under 8. In fact, to get to 70%, you would need everyone to be sexually active no later than age 5 (or hit-and miss if some start younger.) The article you linked to was studying 14-19 year olds and did say that ~25% had some kind of STD (including HPV), but I have no idea where you pulled out that other statistic...
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    7. Re:Wargames... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have to say the cellphone attack vector was truely impressive. Even if nobody wanted to use a cellphone in that area for quite some time....

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    8. Re:Wargames... by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, thanks for pointing that out. I did not say that properly of course; it should have been: 70%+ are sexually active by the time they are 16.

      I can't find a source right now (not the sort of thing I bookmark). Here are some random hits from google agreeing with my point:

      78% in Britain http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10023100

      60%+ had oral sex: nymag.com/lifestyle/sex/annual/2005/15079/

      66% of 12 graders had sex: http://www.aspeneducation.com/factsheetpromiscuity.html

      Lots of others as well.

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    9. Re:Wargames... by megaditto · · Score: 1

      Genital HPV is a sexually transmitted disease, so I am not sure why its inclusion with other STDs would make the study worthless.

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    10. Re:Wargames... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Well, let's not forget where the term "engineer" comes from.

      They were the military scientists of the middle ages who made the "war engines" such as catapults, rams, etc.

      Engineers are of course good at just about everything (or they find something less difficult to do).

      So whatever this "Engineers make good terrorists" thing is, it's not suggestive of a tendency among engineers to be terrorists.

    11. Re:Wargames... by neomunk · · Score: 1

      I just want to point out that as a teenager I fit into -BOTH- of those categories; they aren't mutually exclusive. I was a socially awkward geek who had an active sex life, just not with the cheerleader squad. There were (and I assume still are) vast numbers of very attractive but socially awkward girls out there, and being more interested in calculus than the boyband flavor of the month doesn't mean she's not interested in sex.

      As a side note to any awkward teenage boys watching and looking for dating tips, you could always go goth. Goths respect esoteric skills, are used to social standoffishness and those girls can be freaky! ;-)

      In conclusion, though I do think the 70% number is a bit high, I don't think it's completely unreasonable. Being sexually active is by no means preclusive to being a social outcast, or vice-versa.

  14. Real bait and switch article alright... by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, I can't be the only one who thought this would be an article about the Internet Explorer team at Microsoft?

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  15. Dupe by KillerCow · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Engineers Have a Terrorist Mindset? Jan 29, 2008

    Thanks for playing.

    1. Re:Dupe by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Did you get that link from the bit in the summary where it says "This the second time in just a few months that engineers have been likened to terrorists" or did you just remember it?

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    2. Re:Dupe by KillerCow · · Score: 1

      Since that line wasn't in the summary when the article first appeared, I must have remembered it.

  16. Engineers go to school to learn how to plan. by mr_mischief · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That engineers plan things well should be no surprise. Engineers as a group design everything from bridges to sports stadiums to computer chips. They try to find a good balance of expected average need, overbuild and contingency performance, and cost.

    That both the terrorists and those fighting the terrorists would want chemical, electrical, structural, and electronics engineers for their specific areas of expertise alone should come as no surprise. That they're also found to be good planners in general is only slightly less obvious.

    The assumption that all engineers are similar to terrorists I think is a stretch.

    1. Re:Engineers go to school to learn how to plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't like planning so much anymore. Plan for a long war? No thanks it will only take 6 weeks. Plan for an incoming hurricane? nah, we got levees. Plan for a housing bubble? Bubble what bubble everything is fine!

      It's not the lack of planners that is the problem anymore, it's the people who plan in the first place, don't you see it's their FAULT! Don't trust anyone with an IQ higher than 90.

    2. Re:Engineers go to school to learn how to plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The statement could be made the other way just as easily. Perhaps Liberal Arts majors are more prone to accepting beliefs blindly, unlike engineers who take an analytical eye to most things. One would think that non-rational thinkers would find it easier to rationalize terrorism, and would thus be more likely to engage in it. If we're making irrational statements, then surely we can go either way.

      It does tell us that the engineers are more useful to the terrorists, but I think that's just mirroring the rest of society. I think this is just some journalism-type that wants to subtly get back at all of the engineers from college who are all making at least twice as much.

    3. Re:Engineers go to school to learn how to plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      omg, terrorists design everything from bridges to sports stadiums to computer chips?

      (just voicing what the authors want people to start thinking)...

      Vote another repukelican into the white house and the The war on the Intellect(tm) can finally come into full swing.

      Sigh...

    4. Re:Engineers go to school to learn how to plan. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      As an electrical engineer, I disagree. Engineers analyze some things, but other things they accept blindly. The biggest indicator is that engineers are FAR more likely than liberal arts majors to be religious, which by definition requires the blind acceptance of belief.

      If you're looking for someone who's extremely rational and over-analyzes everything, you need to look for a scientist, not an engineer. Engineers aren't taught to question everything; their job is to accept many things as fact, and then methodically use those things to solve problems.

      Not surprisingly, scientists are far more likely to be non-religious than just about anyone, including engineers.

    5. Re:Engineers go to school to learn how to plan. by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      It does tell us that the engineers are more useful to the terrorists, but I think that's just mirroring the rest of society.


      That's the thing. If they're more useful, they'll be recruited more heavily. If they're recruited more heavily, they'll tend to make up a larger portion of the group.

      There might be something to the idea that engineers and terrorists think somewhat alike, but there are much simpler explanations which cannot be discounted. When you can't discount a simpler explanation, you don't make the leap to the more spectacular reasoning unless you're looking to sensationalize the topic.
    6. Re:Engineers go to school to learn how to plan. by cowscows · · Score: 1

      I think you're spot on. The average engineer off the street is much more likely to be useful in terms of practical know-how than they are as a manager.

      While I know some engineers who won't be able to sleep unless they've triple-checked every part of whatever project they're working on, others that I've worked with couldn't plan their way out of a paper bag. Engineering, like every other profession, is a mix of productive, brilliant, mediocre, lazy, disorganized, and occasionally insane people.

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  17. after skimming the paragraph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree that Perl makes me want to be a terrorist.

  18. uhhh... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    FTA: "It's not only in Islamic countries that this is happening, he said. Al-Qaeda is increasingly recruiting scientists and engineers, especially non-Muslims, and is doing so worldwide, according to Perl." ... Al Qaeda is hardly the Soviet Union. As a non-Muslim, I would gain nothing by aiding Al Qaeda. Do they mean "non-Arab?" because that's not exactly the same thing.

    1. Re:uhhh... what? by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      There wasn't much to gain by aiding the Soviet Union either.

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    2. Re:uhhh... what? by saider · · Score: 1

      "We're not doing it for the money. We're doing it for a shitload of money!"

      Never underestimate greed and shortsightedness.

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    3. Re:uhhh... what? by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      You're right... I was thinking about the same kind of gains terrorists hope to make (changing the world to fit their expectations), not about shitloads of money.

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  19. Perl? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    With that surname he should have a hint about who are the real terrorists in the the computer world, and who is their leader,Larry bin Wall.

  20. Self-fulfilling prophecy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why does this sound like an attempt at a self-fulfilling prophecy? You take brilliant but socially awkward people, scare everyone else into thinking they're terrorists, they fall further and further into loneliness and despair because everyone's afraid of them, they get more and more resentful and anti-social, and presto! Instant terrorists!

    "Of COURSE engineers are evil terrorists! If you keep hitting them with this stick and laughing at them, they'll hold it against you! See? I was right!"

  21. This one belongs under real-time-strategy by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    Since Command & Conquer had terrorist engineers years ago. Really, taking over several blocks worth of power stations - to sell them for profit (and to screw up your opponents' grid) - is a pretty high feat of terrorism.

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    1. Re:This one belongs under real-time-strategy by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      No. That's called business.

    2. Re:This one belongs under real-time-strategy by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      True, the main distinction between terrorism and business (at least in the US) is that one is a crime that hurts or mains large groups of people, and the other was twisted into an excuse for invading a sovereign nation on the other side of the world.

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  22. Obvious Solution by Gotung · · Score: 1

    Think of the children and outlaw engineers.

    And scientists too, cause they say stuff I don't agree with.

  23. the dumbing down by auspiv · · Score: 1

    hmm.. could this be some sort of propaganda coming from somewhere that is trying to make america "dumber" for the next 20-40 years?

    1. Re:the dumbing down by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      You couldn't mean...

      Our oldest enemies...

      The ENGLISH!?!

      --
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    2. Re:the dumbing down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nope da jews want to destroy america

  24. Likened to terrorists? by JSBiff · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Uhh, hello, isn't that a bit of a leap, going from the statement "Engineers make good terrorists" to the statement "They are being likened to terrorists".

    It doesn't appear anyone is *likening* engineers, in general, to terrorists. What they are saying is if you can recruit engineerss to your terrorist cause, that can benefit your cause, because they are good at solving problems and planning. Well, is that not true of engineers? I don't think you can *be* an engineer if that isn't true.

    I don't have any problem with the statement, "[Engineers] think differently than other people." I don't think that sounds like a stereotype. If other people thought like engineers, they'd likely *be* engineers. It takes a certain mindset, and a certain capacity to think logically and analytically to be an engineer. Unfortunately, this mindset doesn't necessarily inherently exclude any thought patterns which lead someone to become a terrorist in the first place. (After all, one man's terrorist is often another man's freedom fighter or courageous defender of the faith).

    Are all engineers the *same*? No. Is there a certain commonality they share in how they think / solve problems which is not shared with the general public? I think the answer is likely yes.

    1. Re:Likened to terrorists? by Intron · · Score: 4, Funny

      As an engineer, when I read "Engineers make good terrorists" my first thought was:

      Why would I want to make a terrorist? Aren't there enough?

      --
      Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
    2. Re:Likened to terrorists? by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      It doesn't appear anyone is *likening* engineers, in general, to terrorists. What they are saying is if you can recruit engineerss to your terrorist cause, that can benefit your cause, because they are good at solving problems and planning. So then the article is giving out advice to terrorists?
    3. Re:Likened to terrorists? by internetcommie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they don't have enough features yet.

    4. Re:Likened to terrorists? by n00854180t · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's as may be, but we have to have a balance, otherwise we might get into feature-creep, and never ship Terrorist 1.0.

    5. Re:Likened to terrorists? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      No, it's purporting to state a fact (whether that fact is true or not, I cannot verify), namely that terrorists are already recruiting engineers, because they already find engineers make good terrorists. Not advice.

    6. Re:Likened to terrorists? by CSMatt · · Score: 1

      To the one with common scene, yes. But in this state of government-induced fear it could easily be spun so that it appears to be giving advice to terrorists.

    7. Re:Likened to terrorists? by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Governments can spin anything to that. See the purported link between software piracy and terrorism.

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  25. Uh.... by DigitalisAkujin · · Score: 1

    Um... they forgot one other thing that happens to work for Hamas: A complete lack of any hope for the future.

  26. Brazil by ehiris · · Score: 1

    Makes sense, Tuttle is an HVAC engineer.

    However, I don't see how smart engineers could be susceptible to extremist Muslim brainwashing.

    1. Re:Brazil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, contrary to the popular belief most "muslim" terrorist organizations are not "muslim" terrorist organizations, any more than the IRA is Catholic.

      Their political aims are just that - political. For instance, Hamas or Hezballah - they are about independent statehood. That theey would use religious rhetoric to ease the apprehensions of people who may be giving up their lives is understandable. However, they're not doing it because "god" told them to -- they're doing it because they want their bloody country back.

      hell, the founder of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine was a Palestinian Christian. Many of the greatest Republican leaders in Ireland were Protestant, not Catholic (Theobald Wolff Tone, Robert Emmet, etc).

      Radical Muslim extremists maybe be easily recruited to do the suicide bombings, but that's just because they don't fully understand the political intricacies of the situation, any more than some bible thumper from Kansas knows why he supports the war in Iraq and is joining the army.

    2. Re:Brazil by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't make that mistake.

      Don't think 'smart' people can't be brainwashed, misled, or wrong in a belief. In many cases smart people are EASIER to brainwash.

      --
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    3. Re:Brazil by saider · · Score: 1

      You have it backwards.

      Because brainwashed muslims can go to engineering school.

      --


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    4. Re:Brazil by n00854180t · · Score: 1

      In my opinion, you're both right. While engineers may not be as susceptible to *religious* brainwashing, they may in fact independently agree with the political motivations of a given organization. I do find it disturbing that the Bush admin. is currently labeling anyone their corporate masters don't like as "supporting terrorism" (i.e., cannabis users, software/music pirates, engineers, probably other scientists, political activists etc.).

    5. Re:Brazil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes they can be the ones doing the "brainwashing" -- Dr. William Pierce, founder of the 'National Alliance,' which is/was a "neo-nazi" organization in the United States had been a professor of physics.

      Sometimes they are just taking advantage of a situation in order to pursue their own goals -- Wener Van Baun, for instance, took full allowed himself to be "taken advantage of" by the Nazis in order to pursue his rocketry. The lessons he learned during the V2 program translated directly into the American space program, getting us to the moon.

      There are plenty of reasons that smart people do what seem like dastardly deeds because they need to in order to get something else. Its part of the old debate that crops up around cloning and things like that -- the "ethics" question. Science and engineering focus on the "how" more often than the "why"; the "can we" rather than the "should we."

      Should Van Braun have built the V2? Being that the allies won, it is easy for us to say "no." However, if he hadn't, would space flight have advanced as rapidly as it did after the war? Maybe not.

      of course, sometimes even engineers and scientists are still people, and can be swayed by emotions - love of family/country/race/religion have driven people to do all sorts of incredible and horrific things - from suicide bombs to the attomic bomb -- no matter how smart of "stupid" they were.

      it's just that scientists and engineers have the ability to carry out the complex aspects of the plans.

  27. Why we do not ignore terrorism related messages? by zweifel · · Score: 1

    why people continue to publicate things about terrorism? Why not ignore and just dislike who talk about that? Is there no way to stop this brainwashing machine?

  28. More appropriate by spleen_blender · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Engineers make good EVERYTHING.

    1. Re:More appropriate by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Except Salespeople. Engineers generally do not make good salespeople. We tend to be to honest and/or pessimistic.

      --
      One of our competitors trademarked the term "hypothesis". From now on, we will call them "boneheaded ideas".
    2. Re:More appropriate by russotto · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fortunately, it's been found that salespeople make the best suicide bombers. It seems you need two things to be a good suicide bomber

      1) Ability to find the place you're looking for. This is also an essential skill for salespeople, who often travel to client sites.

      2) Having what it takes to close the deal no matter what it takes.

      Additionally, Al Queda has found that inexplicably, using salespeople as suicide bombers helps recruit engineers to the cause.

    3. Re:More appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only EVERYTHING = love

    4. Re:More appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed.

      Last girl I screwed told me she wasn't really into my thrust angle velocity scenarios. She was more interested in speed and frequency.

      Guess she paid attention in 1st year physics...

    5. Re:More appropriate by jdigriz · · Score: 1

      In a related story, English majors found to make poor terrorists, as the ability to diagram a sentence or identify themes in literature fails to strike fear into the hearts of millions.

    6. Re:More appropriate by mrwolf007 · · Score: 1

      Well,
      aint too sure thats actually a bad thing. Being honest and pessemistic. Well, im not an engineer, but a software-developer, but currently im mainly doing PC-repairs (ok build my own pcs and for friends for about twenty years now) and sales in small store. Well, i probably dont sell as much as other people, but people dont complain and run back cause something something doesnt work, i pretty much clear problems in advance. And people like talking to someone who actually has knowledge. So, given my still limited experience, i dont think being honest and a bit pessimistic hurts (i think beeing slightly pessimistic is only realistic with a small "buffer", doesnt really matter if its time or money thats involved) when you sell something.

    7. Re:More appropriate by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      1) Ability to find the place you're looking for. This is also an essential skill for salespeople, who often travel to client sites.

      Does this mean that we'll now be able to solve the "Traveling Suicide Bomber" problem as a mathematical exercise?

      --

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  29. Well, um, duh by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1

    Engineers have been an integral part of war campaigns for thousands of years, why wouldn't they be of value to any war effort? It wasn't really until after WW2 that Civil engineering really came into its own (before that they were generally employed by the Govt. when they made the transition to independent companies they got the term Civil). I'd even hold the British/American Engineers won WW2 (certainly the hard work at Los Alamos wasn't just engineers, but they certainly solved some difficult engineering problems) what with Radar and Nuclear weapons. Why would be surprised that they are viewed as high value resources to people who want to blow stuff up?

    --
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    1. Re:Well, um, duh by secPM_MS · · Score: 3, Informative
      It was obvious more than 20 years ago that terrorist organizations were notable for their lack of strategic as well as technical competence. Mind you, this is rather common among the various groups that consider themselves to be social, religious, and political leaders. Legitimate organizations can hire the technical expertise that they need, and find scientists and engineers to be invaluable in accomplishing various objectives - the scientists are needed if you need to develop new technologies to accomplish your objectives.

      As an undergraduate physics student in the late 60's I made a number of comments about the total incompetence of the various radical groups. When one radical tried to get me to provide guidance for one of the groups (I still don't know if he actually had the contact) I replied that if I wanted to get into that business, I would go to work for the feds and that the group in question would either get arrested or blow themselves up, both logical and deserved consequences of their stupidity. They did. And they didn't even take out any innocent bystanders.

      If you are scared of change, you are not going to like dealing with engineers and scientists. They enable it. Build it up, tear it down, secure it, penetrate it. Engineering can do both good and bad. So can science. Different organizations may have different definitions of good and bad.

    2. Re:Well, um, duh by Ardipithecus · · Score: 1
      There were CEs well before WWII.

      Look up Brooklyn Bridge, tunnels, canals, roads, pyramids, etc.

  30. Factors ignored. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Here are some factors they ignored:

    1. A true engineer would is proud of the work that they do, therefore not hiding it. Hard to hide a bomb that you are proud of.

    2. Engineers can't lie (see Dilbert). Therefore, when asked, "Are you a spy?" they answer yes.

    3. That when they see a problem, they bring it to the attention of others. So, when they see a security hole, they will point it out instead of abusing it.

    4. When they do something, they will tell everyone about it.

    1. Re:Factors ignored. by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

      Engineers can't lie LOL, hysterical. I'm sorry, engineers are GREAT liars!! We have to do time sheets and status reports!!

    2. Re:Factors ignored. by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      Except engineers, I think, have a better sense of consequences than the general public, you know, if X then Y, such as:

      If I blab about engaging in terrorist activities then 1 or more of the following could happen: A) My own terrorist cell leader puts a bullet in my brain for shooting my mouth off (or kills/abducts my wife, child, brother, sister, mother, father, etc), B) a US government agent of some sort puts a bullet in my brain, C) a US government agent grabs me and tortures me for info, D) the US agent doesn't arrest me, but does start spying on me, leading to my cell being compromised.

      Seriously, very few engineers, no matter how proud they are of their work, are going to shoot their mouths off about it. Everyone they could possibly 'safely' tell about it *already knows*.

    3. Re:Factors ignored. by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      Those are really personality traits. A truly good engineer knows not just what to make of a spec, but what to make of a situation. It's the ability to improvise which makes them so valuable.

      --
      It goes from God, to Jerry, to me.
    4. Re:Factors ignored. by cowscows · · Score: 1

      1. I think taking down a bridge or a building is a pretty good way to show off the hard work you put into a bomb. I think it's probably a safe bet to say that many of the engineers working at Apple are proud of their projects, and they're almost as secretive as the NSA (who likely employs a ton of engineers).

      2. That's retarded.

      3. Engineers are not robots, they are many different types of people.

      4. See #1.

      I'm hoping your post was meant to be humorous, and someone who wasn't paying attention modded it insightful.

      --

      One time I threw a brick at a duck.

    5. Re:Factors ignored. by westlake · · Score: 1
      1. A true engineer would is proud of the work that they do, therefore not hiding it. Hard to hide a bomb that you are proud of.

      The bomb is hidden only until it explodes.

      In World War II engineers on all sides showed remarkable pride and ingenuity in devising lethal gadgets for the spy and saboteur.

      The plastic explosive molded and dyed to resemble a lump of coal.

      3. when they see a security hole, they will point it out instead of abusing it.

      The Russians didn't seem to have any trouble recruiting engineers to report on the development of the atomic bomb. The Germans got the Norden bombsight as a gift

      4. When they do something, they will tell everyone about it.

      Which only means that their lives are often cut short - like Gerald Bull.

    6. Re:Factors ignored. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "1. A true engineer would is proud of the work that they do, therefore not hiding it. Hard to hide a bomb that you are proud of."

      When it goes off it is no longer hidden.

      "2. Engineers can't lie (see Dilbert). Therefore, when asked, "Are you a spy?" they answer yes."

      Gotta catch them to ask them first.

      "3. That when they see a problem, they bring it to the attention of others. So, when they see a security hole, they will point it out instead of abusing it."

      Qassam rockets point out "holes" in IDF defenses quite nicely!

      "4. When they do something, they will tell everyone about it."

      Including publishing tech data so other folks can build similar ordnance. :)

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    7. Re:Factors ignored. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      1. A bomb that doesn't explode is a diorama. Therefore to explode the bomb is to demonstrate it.

      2. Engineers certainly can lie, and do, a lot, which is why we have processes to inspect and test most engineered systems independently if they have any safety-critical aspects at all. Asking "are you a spy" is likely to get an engineered answer, whether it's true or not.

      3. Exploiting a security hole in a spectacular way brings it to everyone's attention.

      4. See #4. And sacrificing yourself in the process is another trait of an engineer. Cf. having no life in college to become one.

      No, your objections are not dispositive towards this issue. Take out the sarcasm, and they rather tend to support the thesis.

      The true fact is that engineers solve problems. They don't exploit them or simply expose them.

      Anyone blowing themselves up or spreading terror to make a political point is not an engineer but a zealous dupe of an insane religious cult, and a massive sociopath and/or psychopath.

  31. Common sense by Hmmm2000 · · Score: 1
    It seems like it would take an analytical mind to carry out any type of effective terrorist campaign, and it would also take an analytical mind for scientific study. This in itself is not surprising.

    However the pool of people with analytical minds is so large, you obviously cant draw the conclusion that people in the field of engineering are statistically more likely to be involved with terrorism.

    But the converse could be true.

  32. Not this nonsense again by Chicken_Kickers · · Score: 1

    Not this nonsense again. I think it has been mentioned before, but many of these intellectuals were recruited in universities. Universities are known worldwide for being a hotbed of revolutions and counter cultural ideas. It is also full of idealistic young students who want to change the world. Unless this article is trying to ban engineering and universities in general, I don't think this is anything new.

    1. Re:Not this nonsense again by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it, there is an organization that would do just that. Maybe we should hear them out.

  33. Destroy all Engineers! by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

    That's why every single engineer should be killed! This is to prevent terrorism from spreading.

    After that, we should go for biologists, we should never let god hating heathens live! Why, we may even make an exception for them, and help them abort any babies they have, just in case their babies grow up to be god hating heathens as well!

  34. I agree and take no offense by pembo13 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I frankly find the analysis to be flattering. I don't have to agree with who I am being compared with to appreciate the comparison.. only the qualities being compared are important.

    So, thanks for the complement

    --
    "Thanks for all the money you paid to us. We've used it to buy off ISO among other things" -Microsoft
    1. Re:I agree and take no offense by grgyle · · Score: 1

      "...thanks for the complement"

      You misspelled compliment, your lack of attention does not befit an engineer--urge to bomb rising... ...unless you were making clever wordplay with the set theory definition or other of the many mathematical meanings of the word, in which case well-punned, sir!

      --
      ----- And all that the Lorax left here in this mess was a small pile of rocks, with one word...UNLESS.
    2. Re:I agree and take no offense by quantaman · · Score: 1

      +1 Terrorist ?

      --
      I stole this Sig
    3. Re:I agree and take no offense by felipekk · · Score: 1

      You like being called an Engineer eh?

  35. What's your point? by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

    The article a few months ago I could take issue with, it basically said that engineers were more suseptible to the kind of propaganda that terrorist orginizations use to increase their number. I find that unlikely and, frankly, insulting.

    This article is saying something different however. From the summary, they are saying that a good terrorist is smart, independent, with good planning and problem solving skills; a discription that your stereotypical engineer matches pretty well.

    However, that isn't a bad thing. Wouldn't these same attributes make a pretty good astronaut, office worker, soldier, doctor, or farmer? The only thing I don't understand about this article is why they singled out engineers in particular.

    1. Re:What's your point? by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because people who can think rationally scare everyone else. We always have "good luck" (planning ahead), or can solve problems in seconds that they've been fighting with for hours. Not to mention a lot of us aren't religious, which makes us different, and therefore evil. Just like those "terrists" who believe in that other god and just want to kill all those red-blooded Americans.

    2. Re:What's your point? by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      All fair points but at the same time there are just as many logical reasons why engineers wouldn't be terrorists.

      First, engineers tend to make more money and have more stable jobs than average. Most terrorist in the middle east are dissillusioned twenty-somethings with at most some college.

      Second, engineers rely on a technological society which is only possible with a certain level of civilization; a level which is difficult to impossible to maintain with large numbers of terrorist incidents.

      Thirdly, engineers, unlike most modern terrorists, tend to not be religious. To be fair, I don't know if this holds in other countries/cultures, it may not be true in the middle east.

      If they can prove that more engineering students are turning to religious fundementalismn and terrorism than average we need to find out why. "Engineers are antisocial" is not an acceptable explanation. There has to be more to it, engineers in the West are not drawn towards violent or suicidal tendencies.

    3. Re:What's your point? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the logical reasons that go against what they think (that engineers are scary lone gunmen) are discarded like so many arguments against their religion. Facts fall in the face of ardent beliefs for a disturbingly large number of people.

  36. Engineer Joke by essinger · · Score: 5, Funny

    (Engineers are all smart and anti-social, therefore they're basically the unabomber).
    I think a common stereotype. A friend of mine (who is an actor) told me he'd heard a great joke about engineers:

    How do you tell if an engineer is an introvert or an extrovert?
    The extrovert looks at your shoes.
    1. Re:Engineer Joke by essinger · · Score: 1

      The extrovert stares at your shoes.

      (grumbles about no post edit function on slashdot)

    2. Re:Engineer Joke by alex4u2nv · · Score: 2, Funny

      OK, This one goes over my head. explain? ;p

    3. Re:Engineer Joke by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 3, Funny

      An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. "Where did you get such a rockin' bike?" asks the first. The second engineer replies, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.'" The second engineer nods approvingly "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

      --
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    4. Re:Engineer Joke by essinger · · Score: 1

      Okay. Version with more setup:

      If you are talking to an engineer, how can you tell if he is an introvert or an extorvert?
      The extrovert stares at your shoes.

    5. Re:Engineer Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the difference between an Engineer and a pizza?

      People like pizza.

  37. Not just terrorists... by RobinH · · Score: 1

    The fact is, engineers are good at many jobs that require attention to detail.

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    "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." - Mark Twain
  38. Details and Social Skills by scubamage · · Score: 1

    So what they're saying is that people who pay attention to details will be likely to sympathize with 'terrorist causes.' I'm guessing they'd mean details like the US and the UK's foreign policy in the middle east and around the world towards companies that nationalize their oil supplies. Or maybe details like the US claiming that in the war on terrorism Americans have the 4th amendment suspended. Maybe by lack of social skills they mean "willing to actually read text books and learn about the world instead of just sit and watch American Idol." Seems a bit more accurate to me.

  39. Learn how to prove corrolation by DJ+Jones · · Score: 1

    Of course terrorist recruit engineers. It's not because of their "attention to details, along with their perceived lack of social skills" it's because terrorists are in the business of blowing things up with pinball machine parts.

    If you wanted to blow something up, who would you recruit? an English teacher or a physics graduate?

  40. Re:Red Alert Counterstrike? Re:Old news by spazdor · · Score: 1

    Right you are. The Brotherhood of Nod were pioneers in this style of warfare.

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  41. Endearing and empowering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When we were disparaged as 'geeks', we adopted the name. We probably should do the same with 'terrorist'. I think the ordinary people might take us more seriously, even treat us with more respect, if we proudly adopted the new name.

    Think of the sound of it. Do you think a girl would rather tell her friends, 'I'm dating a geek', or, 'I'm dating a terrorist'? I bet the latter would sound more exciting and adventurous.

  42. Theorem: Almost no engineers are terrorists. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Proof: Nearly all important landmarks are still standing.

  43. Yup, so let's not piss 'em off, OK? by ericferris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Overall, it's hard to disagree with the article. Heck, a guy who has the persistence and brains to go through the gruesome class schedules of an Engineering school will not be easily deterred by obstacles. And he is inventive by training if not nature.

    An engineer could easily turn bad... And he'd be very good at being bad, if he has the motivation. So the conclusion should be obvious: don't alienate engineers.

    That said, I recently met a very nice and competent guy from Pakistan who is in the USA on an H1B visa. He is a PHP developer, and he is quite good. We discussed finances, and to my horror, I found out that he is making $1100/month. His employer houses him in an appartment along with six other H1Bs, so he prolly saves $1000/month in rent, but still, this is an insultingly low pay rate for such a qualified guy, but a factor 4 at least.

    Now, this guy is very nice, and way too busy to even think about trouble. But I can't help thinking my reaction if I was dropped into a country where I would make less than your average waiter, after years of hard schooling. I'd harbor a grudge, that's for sure.

    So a piece of advice for Execs and VPs: don't be too stingy with your folks. Them techie weirdos can turn into rampaging monster at the drop of a hat. Heck, I'll give them free espressos and decent raisses if I were you. :-)

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    1. Re:Yup, so let's not piss 'em off, OK? by htwf_and_ip · · Score: 1

      An engineer could easily turn bad...

      Exactly. Especially if the bad guys tell us that they can save our wife from dying or that only violence can save the crumbling republic.

    2. Re:Yup, so let's not piss 'em off, OK? by trawg · · Score: 1

      So a piece of advice for Execs and VPs: don't be too stingy with your folks. Them techie weirdos can turn into rampaging monster at the drop of a hat. Heck, I'll give them free espressos and decent raisses if I were you. :-) I suspect they're more likely to be nice to them so they don't have to worry about finding a replacement and paying them a fair salary, or replacing them with someone else (I assume getting someone in on a visa like that isn't cheap?)
    3. Re:Yup, so let's not piss 'em off, OK? by ericferris · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Especially if the bad guys tell us that they can save our wife from dying or that only violence can save the crumbling republic.

      We shall watch your carreer with great interest.

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    4. Re:Yup, so let's not piss 'em off, OK? by ericferris · · Score: 1

      I suspect they're more likely to be nice to them so they don't have to worry about finding a replacement and paying them a fair salary, or replacing them with someone else (I assume getting someone in on a visa like that isn't cheap?)

      That's the beauty of an H1B. They are tied to a specific company. If your indentured servant H1B employee wants to seek greener pastures, he has to find another company willing to sponsor him.

      Of course, nowadays, the majority of H1Bs visas are obtained by consulting companies fron India. They charge a fair rate for consultants (of which only a small fraction goes to the consultant), but you have all the loyalty you can expect from a contractor.

      But IT outsourcing might very well come to a screeching halt. Wait until the fat cat lawyers in Congress hear about companies that offer legal outsourcing. Why, they will make outsourcing illegal overnight! So anybody in DC who can tell them?

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    5. Re:Yup, so let's not piss 'em off, OK? by pla · · Score: 1

      We discussed finances, and to my horror, I found out that he is making $1100/month.

      But remember, his employer can only import him if they can't find locally comparable talent.

      "Comparable" as the key word - I personally know half a dozen "underemployed" engineers who could probably do the same job. But they sure as hell wouldn't do it for $13k/year. Thus, we need more H1Bs to help all those poor starving CEOs improve their bottom lines.


      But I can't help thinking my reaction if I was dropped into a country where I would make less than your average waiter, after years of hard schooling. I'd harbor a grudge, that's for sure.

      ...Or, say, if you spent 4/5/9 years in college and every applicable employer in your area calls you "overqualified", so you actually do work as your average waiter.

      Yeah... Thinking about it like that, I can see why engineers would make good terrorists! You can only shit on people for so long before they rise up against their oppressors (real or perceived).

      Fortunately, engineers tend toward naivete and poor social skills, so the odds of any collaborative acts of terrorism seem low. But never underestimate even a single engineer with a roll of duct-tape and a spool of cat5. :)

    6. Re:Yup, so let's not piss 'em off, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow ! Some sanity in a bunch of mostly american racist pigs, with the typical, poor understanding of the rest of the world and what makes it tic. Hats off to your compassion. Trust me I know. I have know the other kind for more than a decade and didn't like them a bit except a very tiny minority like you that I did have the pleasure of knowing.

      May I suggest some books that may strengthen your view point and lead you to the the roots of the situation you describe :

      1) Year 501: The conquest continues - Noam Chomsky
      2) Guns, Germs and Steel - Jarred Diamond

    7. Re:Yup, so let's not piss 'em off, OK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So a piece of advice for Execs and VPs: don't be too stingy with your folks" - by ericferris (1087061) on Thursday April 03, @04:33PM (#22956066) Homepage Another add-on for that: Tell us WHY ON EARTH "enron-like" scumbags like you "managers", most of which have never even done the job of your 'subordinates' (most of which whom are your superiors in education & intelligence as well usually) get paid less than pieces of shit like you do?

      I'd like an explanation for that, honestly.

      I see these "upper mgt." shit skulls actually do some work for about 1-2 hrs. a day tops... & that is MOSTLY bullshit "meetings" where you have to explain things to these morons a total DOLT already knows (too many "business lunch martinis" @ the company's expense, maybe?)

      & the rest they go do what they want (which is next to zero).

      Out with them, get rid of these USELESS "100 VP's" many larger companies have today, make stockholders happy by giving the company back their 5-n figure salaries, so they can hire actually PRODUCTIVE staff - not these "geniuses" that allow outsourcing, taking away U.S. citizenry's jobs that are actually productive & those that pay taxes + intend to live here the rest of their days...

      & no amount of "WITH GREATER RESPONSIBILITY COMES GREATER PAY", crap either, ok?

      Simply because ALL THOSE LAMOS DO IS HIRE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING & GET THE JOB DONE (while this type of damn bozo gets put into trade journals representing the accomplishments of those they probably gave a pink slip to later so they could 'be the big man & take credit'). We've all seen it, doesn't it make you ill?

  44. Slow News Day by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

    Smart people, who understand how things work, would be potentially good at causing lots of damage? More so than people who aren't smart and/or don't understand how things work? Who'd have thought!? (And we know which category the author of TFA falls into...)

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  45. But wait-- pirating feeds terrorism, too!!!! by postbigbang · · Score: 1

    Arrrrr, Pass Me The Soldering Iron and The C++ Compiler, and that Slide Rule, too, Matey!

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  46. It's All Part Of The Plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    An educated population is more likely to have a critical perspective than an uneducated population.

    Therefore, by decreasing the number of engineers one reduces the predisposition of the population to take a critical perspective on
    Elected Criminals.

    I hope this helps your phone call to the Unted Nations to request military intervention in the United States to help spread democracy and freedom.

    PatRIOTically,
    Kilgore Trout

  47. yawn! not only old news, but WRONG by petes_PoV · · Score: 1
    Let's start with the basic fallacy:
    Engineers' focus and attention to details, Yes, some engineers have these traits - along with book-keepers, microbiologists and archeologists just to name a few. Some people in any trade or profession can be described like this - there's nothing special about engineering.

    Here's a good one: along with their perceived lack of social skills,
    Perceived, surely it's only actual traits that count, not one's that other people might think you have.

    Most engineers I know, or have met (clue: lots) are pretty normal people. They fit into society, they don't complain. They're quite likely to be successful and have other (engineer) friends. An unkind person might even call them boring.

    Personally I just can't see Dilbert with a bomb strapped under his shirt.

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    1. Re:yawn! not only old news, but WRONG by mforbes · · Score: 1

      Aside from all the joking (which I heartily endorse), it's good to hear a little common sense, too. I work in an environment where I'm surrounded (almost but not quite) by engineers of all stripes. Of the 400 or so people in my building, only about 20% are not engineers, including me. Just the same, the mix of engineers' social skills is approximately the same as the rest of us. Some of them I'd love to have at any party, some of them I'd dread meeting anywhere and anywhen. Just like any other category, and roughly in the same proportions. That "perceived" lack of social skills is complete BS. If you want someone without social skills, you want my uncle Craig, not an engineer.

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  48. politicians by isotope23 · · Score: 1

    Politicians make better terrorists, and they've been doing it for far longer.....

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  49. Smart people in general by hey! · · Score: 1

    make good terrorists.

    Smart, in a narrow sort of way.

    Look at Ted Kazynski, who had an IQ of 170 and had PhD in mathematics. The planning to avoid detection probably didn't occupy much of his intellect. They'd never have caught them if his own brother hadn't recognized the writing in his manifesto. On the other hand, the manifesto reveals a person who is deeply unhappy and can't figure out what to do about it other than to blow people up, and construct elaborate psychohistorical theories to explain why happiness is impossible.

    On the other hand, there's roles for people like Richard Reid, who was probably viewed as ajoke by the higher ups. You wouldn't trust him with much, but in a sense he did ultimately prove useful.

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  50. It's True by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    JACK What I've got to do now is pick up Tuttle, interrogate him at the same voltage as Buttle, to the same meter reading to the last penny, and juggle the books in electrical banking.

    SAM What has Tuttle done?

    JACK We suspect him of freelance subversion.

    SAM (dumbly) He's a freelance subversive?

    JACK He's a compulsive heating engineer. A maverick ex-Central Service repair man with a grudge against society. Now, fortunately, we're nearly out of the wood, I think. At least we will be when I get this Layton woman under arrest.

  51. Make Love, not... by ArikTheRed · · Score: 1

    Engineers make good lovers, not fighters!

  52. OT:New Display System by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

    But these changes are too much and since the system doesn't revert back to a safer format, they are extremely disruptive. Since when is reading /. anything but disruptive? It certainly disrupts my work day a lot...
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    1. Re:OT:New Display System by Asm-Coder · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Just wanted to say that I'm glad you like my sig.

    2. Re:OT:New Display System by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      It's OK, but dashes are so 1987.

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  53. Sounds like the next stage of the conspiracy by Ace905 · · Score: 1

    Anybody remember "V", the futuristic show where evil (and sexy) reptilian aliens took over the earth and started a smear campaign against "Scientists" to get them hated by the public and turned in to authorities for execution?

    That show was awesome, and I remember the slow realization I had as a kid that there is no such thing as a "Scientist"... Just physicists and engineers etc.

    Anyways, maybe George Bush eats mice when nobodies lookin'... I'm just throwin' that out there.

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  54. Silly... by Morkalin · · Score: 1

    This is a bit of a silly comment. Obviously "engineer-types" are generally good at strategic planning, problem solving etc. which would be good in any number of professions. If terrorism requires those traits then obviously engineer-type people would be good at it.

    It just seems like a silly point to make. In fact, what is the point?

  55. Good thing by RetroRichie · · Score: 1

    Good thing we're also too smart to get sucked into your silly religious war.

  56. Response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I expect the response to this article to be explosive.

  57. Then answer this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    what does it pay? Health care? Time off? Options? Company Car?

    1. Re:Then answer this... by spazdor · · Score: 5, Funny

      None of the above, but let me tell you about our virgin remuneration plan.

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    2. Re:Then answer this... by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is that a remuneration plan for virgins? Wow, so they _are_ actively trying to recruit engineers...

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    3. Re:Then answer this... by Mercano · · Score: 1

      They'll give you a car, but they'll probably wire it with explosives first.

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    4. Re:Then answer this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't matter what the engineer-turned-terrorist pays.

      Once inside the US via their corporate-sponsored H1-B visa, they can silently and easily fund whatever terrorist plots from any one of those 50 states.

      Does this mean, corporate-sponsored terrorism is waiting to happen? Should we systemically trade put options or issue a mutual fund portfolio of those H1-B craved corporations?

    5. Re:Then answer this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that a remuneration plan for virgins? Wow, so they _are_ actively trying to recruit engineers...


      The virgins that you refer to are the engineers themselves I think ....

    6. Re:Then answer this... by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Funny

      So lemme get this straight, they blow themselves up and then go to a big lab in the sky, with 72 other engineers? What kind of sick freak considers that a reward?!

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    7. Re:Then answer this... by Taint+Bearer · · Score: 0

      An engineer, obviously...

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    8. Re:Then answer this... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      The hours are long, the work is hard, the pay is low, the conditions are poor, but the rewards are out of this world.

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    9. Re:Then answer this... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 3, Funny
      This brings to mind a line from one of Jeff Dunham's recent performances:

      (Achmed The Dead Terrorist realizes that he is dead. He looks out into the crowd for his 72 virgins.)

      Achmed: "Are you my virgins? I hope not!"
      Jeff: "Why not?"
      Achmed: "There's a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there! If this is Paradise, I've been screwed!"
      Jeff: "Did they say they would only be female virgins?"
      Achmed: "Holy crap!"
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    10. Re:Then answer this... by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      You are provided with a company car, but it tends to be wired to explosives. On the plus side, you have great health insurance and you get permanent time off after driving it around crowded cafes during lunch time.

    11. Re:Then answer this... by rkanodia · · Score: 2, Funny

      Clearly, you've never visited Xerox PARC...

  58. Is this full time? by anonymous_wombat · · Score: 1

    Or hourly? I didn't see anything on Dice.

  59. They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by phorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd have to agree that it's a fairly thin correlation to draw. Mind you, if I were going to blow something up, I suppose I'd want somebody with an engineering background in demolitions as opposed to an art major.

    The question is where you'd fine such an engineer. Unless he/she is already a bit of a nutjob, an engineering background should come with decent employment options and intelligence that would somewhat contrast with the somewhat brainwashed or easily overwhelmed variety of terrorist-recruit that tends to be more readily available.

    Recruiting engineers to be terrorists, likely not. Training terrorists to be engineers would be more likely.

    1. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by inzy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      one man's freedom fighter is another terrorist

      al-quaeda are terrorists to americans, but freedom fighters to palestinians/other oppressed muslim countries. engineers may well decide to fight for what they see as a good cause

    2. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by mollymoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You have very blinkered view of terrorists. The ones who blow themselves up are the bottom of the food chain. Above them are people planning attacks, recruiting people, training them, making bombs, raising and moving money, implementing secure communications and all the other things you need to make a terrorist organisation function effectively. Many of these are intelligent, pragmatic people who realise that terrorism may well be the only effective tool they have to influence the political process. It's not like terrorism has never worked where political means have failed. If some superpower came and shat all over your country I suspect you'd consider being a freedom fighter (which is what terrorists typically consider themselves) too.

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    3. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Recruiting engineers to be terrorists, likely not. Training terrorists to be engineers would be more likely.

      I agree to the first part. For the second part, fortunately being a good engineer requires not only training, but also significant talent.

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    4. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Interesting

      But then, what if you're not?

      What if you start out as a fresh, recent graduate? You didn't get to the top of the class, since you realized that you could get a B average with just a little work. That left more time for fun and family.

      The other students hated you for it. They picked on you, stole your stuff, and set fire to it. You let it go rather than force expulsion. You graduate.

      Then you get a real job. You do your job well, and then you get told that you can't get a raise because you didn't put in enough unpaid overtime. "If you want to be a computer guy, that's how the industry works." You reply with "A carpenter isn't a hammer guy." Work goes downhill from there.

      So you get another job. Your supervisor got his training from a company so he's an "Alphabet Soup" quasi-engineer. You work with him. A while later, you find out that he spends all his time saying how you don't do any work, and look at all the accomplishments he's made. They look familiar, but it's too late. You say that the thing you're working on probably isn't safe, and there's a chance that someone will die if they use it. Of course, you don't have the experience to form such an opinion.

      Then tragedy strikes. Personal tragedy - and an Engineering failure to boot. Not yours, but it actually physically hurts your family. Your work morale goes to shit. You don't want to go to work, and you don't want to cancel on your obligations. You get worse and worse assignments. So you say something in public. A joke. To kids. It gets taken out of context. Your Big Boss hears about it. You find yourself on the carpet.

      Then you're unemployed. Months pass. Unemployment doesn't pay the bills. You take a few side jobs to keep ends together, but you can't take too many of those or you lose your benefits, and then your house. You still don't have a job. You get leaned on by everyone in your family - "Hey, the unemployment rate is at 4% - why aren't you working yet?" There aren't any holes in your resume, you don't talk badly about your last jobs, there's nothing wrong with your references.

      So then, someone says, "Hey, I've got a job for you. It pays cash."

      I used to daydream about that last paragraph. The rest is true.

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    5. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by dbrutus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Besides being banal, this isn't actually true. Al Queda, in practice, mostly succeeds in killing muslims that they feel insufficiently devout or of differing political or religious opinions. This is rather unpopular in the muslim world.

    6. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose I'd want somebody with an engineering background in demolitions as opposed to an art major.

      To destroy a physical structure in a society is one thing, to destroy the structure of society is something else.

    7. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The question is where you'd fine such an engineer. Unless he/she is already a bit of a nutjob, an engineering background should come with decent employment options and intelligence that would somewhat contrast with the somewhat brainwashed or easily overwhelmed variety of terrorist-recruit that tends to be more readily available.

      Middle Eastern universities have historically graduated more engineers than can actually find jobs over there. In addition, many of these engineers joined radical Islamic groups in college, just as lots of American college students used to join radical political movements.

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    8. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think this device might be evidence to support the article's viewpoint. Engineers sometimes like to see other people suffer untold agonies.

    9. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by mjwx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Al-queda are a lot like the KKK in western society, their ideal's only appeal to those who already thought in that frame of mind. The average westerner under ordinary circumstances would never join the KKK, same as the average Arab would not join Al-queda under ordinary circumstances, the problem is that in the middle-east, there is very little of what we would consider "normal circumstances" thus they have a higher recruitment than the KKK (Al-queda recruitment would still be around 1 in tens of millions).

      We need only look at Asian Muslim nations such as Malaysia or Indonesia (Indonesia has some problems on the island of Java but has repeatedly put down fanatasism as most of the Muslim population is not fanatical and they have a large population of Buddhists and Christians) to show how fanaticism is not strictly a Muslim trait but more of a problem caused by social conditioning. Most of the problems caused by Muslims in Asia have been the result of Government screw up (like in Thailand), where it looks more like a insurgency (resistance, organised targeting of government and military) than a terrorist action (indiscriminate targeting of civilians, attacks for maximum damage with no regard for tactical gain) which is why in Thailand's case the bombings have only killed Thai's.

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    10. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Besides being banal, this isn't actually true. Al Queda, in practice, mostly succeeds in killing muslims that they feel insufficiently devout or of differing political or religious opinions. This is rather unpopular in the muslim world.

      So unpopular that they turn their head and do diddly-squat about it. I believe the indifferent centrist Muslim is more problematic than the fanatic because the centrist has many opportunities to stop it and protest it. It would be like us letting the KKK run out of control.

    11. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume you missed the dancing in the streets in some quarters when the WTC got hit? Not to get into the differences of lack thereof between terrorists and freedom fighters, but to an angry man "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" - and the United States has managed to make a lot of enemies in the Muslim world over the years.

    12. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by chuckymonkey · · Score: 5, Informative

      Have you ever been in on an interrogation for one of these higher up? Ever met on in person or talked to one? Or are you just pulling that out of your ass? I have personally been there and done all of the above. Iraq 2003-2004 2005-2006 (sneaky bastard). Most of them are pushing a very religous agenda, even the ones high on the food chain aren't doing it because they're opressed, they do it because they want to be the opressor in their region. They want all the mosque's in their area to preach what they want preached and to keep the masses ignorant to garner more power for themselves. Ever seen a body wadi? That's what we called it because that's where we would find all the bodies of a particular tribe that another tribe hated. I was present when we captured a particularly sick imam that made a habit out of raping and beheading people with opposing religous views. Most of the guys planting the bombs don't even necessarily care one way or the other about the position of the person who wants him to do it, usually it's just some poor farmer that had someone offer him money to put a box in a certain place at a certain time. What I think you fail to understand is how the culture in the mid-east works, there is a lot more to it than U.S. vs. Sunni. vs Shiite. There are huge familial bonds, ancient blood feuds, clan feuds, tribal feuds, honor killing, among many other things. All of them want to be the dominant power where they are and after they get it, they want more power and more, it's just the way of things. Not to say that all muslim regions are like this, just the bad ones are like this. I even had a fight with my mother about lumping a whole group of people together, she said some nasty slur about muslims and I lost my cool. Muslims aren't the problem, power hungry religous zealots are the problem. I worked with so many muslims that were great (Gigi, Aziz I'm looking at you) people, fun to be around, and all they wanted is for people to stop fighting and get along. They saw us (U.S. Forces) as the best way of doing that and often they would die for that when another zealot would find out they worked with us. Here's a little story for you, we took a break in the city we were in at a place where the proprietor was friendly towards the U.S. We bought some roasted chicken and were sitting down BSing with him when he received a phone call and immediately ushered us into the back. The reason was that there were some of the above stated assholes coming and he didn't want to have a firefight that could hurt other people, so he hid us in the back. Call it what you will, but the man was just trying to help and get on with his life, the vast majority of muslims want this. The others just want to control these good people.

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    13. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      I recognise the story, but you missed a line out: In between "references" and "I've got a job"

      I trained as a truck driver.

      Park up in a big rig and you get respect.

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    14. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by DrLang21 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am a firm believer that this chaos is a natural and unfortunately neccessary phase of any developing society. It boggles my mind when people insist that ONLY on the basis of how long we have been at this, we can't win. They apparently forgot about the 100 years war. Central Europe experienced this kind of unrest from the 1400s all the way to the mid 1900s before it finally settled down. Unfortunately, we can't stay entirely out of it because terrorist organizations have brought us into it (even though I believe this was our own doing, it's too late to worry about that now). While I am only a hobby historian, I am fairly convinced that we won't see peace in the Middle East until they are allowed to play out this drama. No nation there is large enough to have a strong enough government to maintain control. In addition, forcing our disfunctional style of republicanism immediately onto their culture cannot be ideal. Even the United States didn't start with every citizen voting for the President. The citizens only voted for The House of Representatives (and they often had to be land owners to do so). The State governments were left to that task. They need to slowly evolve into their own fasion of democratic society for it to stick. I think a more careful approach would have been to somehow officially give the tribal elders a greater say in their national government. Admittedly though, I say this without having any deep knowledge of their social culture.

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    15. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by jovius · · Score: 1

      The zealots got power because of the catastrophic political failures in handling the invasion, and invading in the first place.

      Extremists were and are globally rejected by Muslims because of their crazy and violent agenda. BBC's The Power Of Nightmares reveals a lot about these marginalized and highly idealistic individuals. There are Muslim women and gay rights groups in Iran, but the change takes time. Too bad extremists/fundamentalists seem to control the policy not only in the Middle East.

    16. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the middle east and arab culture is even more drastically and fundamentally different to Western culture then I imagined (I know a whole lot more about the IRA than I do about Al Quadea, because that was a lot closer to home for me), or cultures which have been under a dictator for decades are drastically different to ones which haven't. But you don't need to have met a terrorist leader to have some understanding of how they think - they and the people who've known them write books, do interviews, speak in public.

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    17. Re:They have the skills, but the desire, maybe not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question is where you'd fine such an engineer. Unless he/she is already a bit of a nutjob, an engineering background should come with decent employment options

      Have you been paying attention to the automotive sector, lately? Thousands of engineers have lost their jobs, in recent years.
  60. And they think too! by ShiNoKaze · · Score: 1

    Those bastards!

  61. Yeah, yeah... by MikeDirnt69 · · Score: 1

    And an airplane pilot would be a good terrorist, a car racer would be a nice hit-and-run driver, a professional shooter would be a great killer...

    If the guy study to be an engineer and them turn to terrorism, he probably was a terrorist already. They don't recruit engineers, they form engineers.

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  62. Of course engineers make good terrorists by deodiaus2 · · Score: 1

    Engineers think different. Maybe it should have been said that engineers bother to think. They usually know from "engineering problems" that sometimes the solution to problems is something that has to be analyzed rather than regurgitated. Engineers are usually better educated than the "poor unwashed masses". That and they "dare to criticize" the source. It it amazing in how a democratic populace like the US, people "like being told what to think". A simple example is GWB's why do they hate us so much? Gee, hasn't someone thought beyond the given reply and maybe even ventured a guess that maybe we are "at fault", gasp!! You mean "the C student from Yale" might be wrong? Also, engineers have access to lots of information by virtue of their profession. They meet and travel all over the world, so some of that "foreign propaganda" rubs off. The might even have met a Middle Eastern who is educated too, while as most people's encounter with Ahmed is at the filling station. Secondly, in a modern sophisticated society, weapons and tactics used by the military have common roots from that taught in engineering. It is a sort of a chicken and egg dilemma, but lots of engineering projects have been funded by the military. There is symbiosis of engineering with the military that goes back to the "Battle for Troy". Why I bet even Grog (the caveman) might have mumbled to Geek (the tinker) on how to improve his stone knife. Thirdly, engineers might even understand the plight of other people. Most likely, someone who is and engineer probably came up from the lower middle class end of society, and knows that the distribution of economic wealth is not fair. If he had been better off, he would have been a lawyer, banker or businessman. He might even question why the hell is a capitalistic country like the US subsidizing the Bear Sterns sell off to Morgan Stanley while his house price is falling below the price that he paid for it. Or worse yet, he might be an unemployed middle-aged engineer listening to Bill Gates talk about raising the number of H1B visas, while he is contemplating becoming a cashier at the supermarket. But what the hell do I know?

  63. Politicians make good terrorist recruits by wagr · · Score: 1

    "Politician's lack of focus and inability to understand the outcome of their actions, along with their perceived ability to attract crowds of civilians, make them ideal targets to be recruited as terrorists, according to me. Lack of planning skills make politicians good 'cannon fodder.' I offer that 'Politicians ideally make excellent use of words over action, and they make excellent cannon fodder. They think differently from how other people think.' That may sound like a stereotype, but I claim that 'because of those traits, terrorist groups actively recruit politicians.' I say that Al-Qaeda's top leadership have exhibited a survival instinct that can be compared to a politician's."

  64. Wrong headline by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    Should be: "'Terrorists' are still a good excuse to go on witchhunts"

  65. Re:Factors ignored. - Kryten didn't lie by Mr+Pippin · · Score: 1

    I invoke the Kryten defense. If the lie is so outrageous that NO ONE (but management) would believe it, then it's not lying.

    AKA
    LISTER: Kryten, I'm gonna teach you how to lie and cheat if it's the last thing I do. I want you to be unpleasant, cruel, and sarcastic; it's the only way to break your programming, man -- make you independent!
    KRYTEN: Well, I'm truly grateful, sir. Don't you think I'd love to be deceitful, unpleasant, and offensive? Those are the human qualities I admire the most! But I just can't do it.
    LISTER: You CAN!
    KRYTEN: I CAN'T!
    LISTER: (Picks up the banana again.) Look! What's this?!
    KRYTEN: No!
    LISTER: What is it?
    KRYTEN: Please!
    LISTER: Come on, what is it?
    KRYTEN: It's a b... It's a b... It's a small, off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

    etc.etc.

  66. hitler's favorite enemy was 'terrorists' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so a 'good' terrorist might be....??? one of adolf's worst 'enemies'? let yOUR conscience be yOUR guide. you can be more helpful than you might have imagined. there are still some choices. if they do not suit you, consider the likely results of continuing to follow the corepirate nazi hypenosys story LIEn, whereas anything of relevance is replaced almost instantly with pr ?firm? scriptdead mindphuking propaganda or 'celebrity' trivia 'foam'. meanwhile; don't forget to get a little more oxygen on yOUR brain, & look up in the sky from time to time, starting early in the day. there's lots going on up there.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071229/ap_on_sc/ye_climate_records;_ylt=A0WTcVgednZHP2gB9wms0NUE
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080108/ts_alt_afp/ushealthfrancemortality;_ylt=A9G_RngbRIVHsYAAfCas0NUE
    http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/31/opinion/31mon1.html?em&ex=1199336400&en=c4b5414371631707&ei=5087%0A

    is it time to get real yet? A LOT of energy is being squandered in attempts to keep US in the dark. in the end (give or take a few 1000 years), the creators will prevail (world without end, etc...), as it has always been. the process of gaining yOUR release from the current hostage situation may not be what you might think it is. butt of course, most of US don't know, or care what a precarious/fatal situation we're in. for example; the insidious attempts by the felonious corepirate nazi execrable to block the suns' light, interfering with a requirement (sunlight) for us to stay healthy/alive. it's likely not good for yOUR health/memories 'else they'd be bragging about it? we're intending for the whoreabully deceptive (they'll do ANYTHING for a bit more monIE/power) felons to give up/fail even further, in attempting to control the 'weather', as well as a # of other things/events.

    http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&q=video+cloud+spraying

    dictator style micro management has never worked (for very long). it's an illness. tie that with life0cidal aggression & softwar gangster style bullying, & what do we have? a greed/fear/ego based recipe for disaster. meanwhile, you can help to stop the bleeding (loss of life & limb);

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/12/28/vermont.banning.bush.ap/index.html

    the bleeding must be stopped before any healing can begin. jailing a couple of corepirate nazi hired goons would send a clear message to the rest of the world from US. any truthful look at the 'scorecard' would reveal that we are a society in decline/deep doo-doo, despite all of the scriptdead pr ?firm? generated drum beating & flag waving propaganda that we are constantly bombarded with. is it time to get real yet? please consider carefully ALL of yOUR other 'options'. the creators will prevail. as it has always been.

    corepirate nazi execrable costs outweigh benefits
    (Score:-)mynuts won, the king is a fink)
    by ourselves on everyday 24/7

    as there are no benefits, just more&more death/debt & disruption. fortunately there's an 'army' of light bringers, coming yOUR way. the little ones/innocents must/will be protected. after the big flash, ALL of yOUR imaginary 'borders' may blur a bit? for each of the creators' innocents harmed in any way, there is a debt that must/will be repaid by you/us, as the perpetrators/minions of unprecedented evile, will not be available. 'vote' with (what's left in) yOUR wallet, & by your behaviors. help bring an end to unprecedented evile's manifestation through yOUR owned felonious cor

  67. Engineers are VERY dangerous!! by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

    There is an uncomfortable feeling between police, politicians, and the military for "intelligent" types. Lawyers are wimps, just give them money and they'll shut up. Scientists are "hot house flowers" who deal with theory and few ever produce much more than papers. Mathematicians, give me a break, kill me with long division? Engineers, we are a real threat, we know shit and we know how to apply it. More than that, we often work under pressure and think about fixing problems before they happen. Also, I don't know a single "good" engineer that couldn't blow up a building if we were so inclined.

  68. The unspoken part: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm thinking defamation suit...but alas I'm an engineer, not a lawyer. :(
    ... and therefore have no suits. (rimshot)

    /==/

    BTW, in my experience, project managers are far more likely to be terrorist meterial than engineers.

  69. Lack of social skills? by TheSeventh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lack of social skills? No way. I actually had a date last year, thank you very much. We even almost kissed.

    We were supposed to go out on a second date, but she got the flu, and then her mother was sick, after that her grandma died and her father had a heart attack and she couldn't make it.

    I figured I was better off anyway. With that many people sick in her family, she must have had horrible genes.

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    1. Re:Lack of social skills? by mrops · · Score: 4, Funny

      So those 72 virgins must sound really appeasing. The answer to life and everything... 72.... virgins... ummm.. o... that was 42.. thats ok, I still want 72, thank you very much.

    2. Re:Lack of social skills? by Darfeld · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did they say female virgins? cause if not, I bet you can find 72 there on slashdot.

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    3. Re:Lack of social skills? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only problem is they are all male slashdot users

    4. Re:Lack of social skills? by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Engineers focus an [sic] attention to details...
      I believe you're thinking of Physicists. Engineers ignore the details. A good engineer sees the forest for the trees.

      ...along with their perceived lack of social skills...
      Again, you're thinking of Physicists. Engineers grew up too cool.

      ...make them excellent targets to be recruited by terrorists
      (sigh) uh, Physicists, duh!
  70. Fatwa! by ZiggyStardust1984 · · Score: 1

    We engineers are not all terrorists! This satan's bitch & capitalist pig can't say what he wants and get away unpunished. Let's all send him a mail bomb. The IEEE, ACM or Linus should issue a fatwa. I'll start planning right now. Any advices?

  71. T3rr0rist Profile: Mongomery Scott by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    "The more they over-think the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain!"

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    Montgomery Scott
    In commenting on his t3rr0rist act of disabling Excelsior's Trans Warp Drive to allow another pirate, the renegade J. T. "I see you managed to get your shirt off" Kirk, to commandeer a military vessel.

  72. Updated for the 21's Century: by IdeaMan · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Burn the Witches^H^H^H^H^H^HTerrorists!

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  73. duh by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Who better to destroy buildings and bridges than the same kind of people who designed them? Chemists and Doctors are good at making biological weapons too. For what it's worth, Canadian Engineers take an oath that would likely prevent them from being terrorists (unless they break their oath).

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  74. Logic by Sta7ic · · Score: 1

    'Engineers make good terrorists because they're smart.'

    Can we flip this to 'liberal art students make poor terrorists because they're disorganized and irrational'?

  75. Re:Red Alert Counterstrike? Re:Old news by damn_registrars · · Score: 2, Informative

    Didn't the GDI engineers have the same ability? IIRC, in the first C&C either side could take over a building with a lone engineer. Then C&C:RA required either a van full of them, or some damage to the building ahead of time.

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  76. Every good engineer would be a good terrorist. by gweihir · · Score: 1

    That is not news. Except to the people that run the fear-campaigns at the moment.

    I know no engineer that has not thought about where he/she could do massive damage. All have found credible attack vectors. And there is really nothing that can be done about it. Engineers need these skills and insight to be able to perform their jobs.

    The reason we soo so little terrorist activity, in comparison to the numbers of people that have the capabilities, is that typically engineering training imposes a bit of rationality and morality beyond the subject matter.

    BTW, good scientists in practical subjects (physics) do also qualify.

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    1. Re:Every good engineer would be a good terrorist. by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      More specifically, few engineers are likely to buy that they are going to get 50 virgins after death if they fight in the name of $god.

        Also, engineers are likely to prefer technical approaches to problem solving whereas terrorism is strictly a political move.

        And finally is the fact that while engineers are capable of making better plans they are also more capable of foreseeing possible ways to be caught or stopped. Engineers are deterred by their awareness other engineers.

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  77. A posteriori vs. a priori by graymocker · · Score: 1

    Don't get your panties in a bunch, engineers. One of the important things to remember about the assertions made in TFA is that it is explicitly an a posteriori analysis. Which is to say, it asserts that most terrorists are engineers, and submits a few reasons why this may be so. It does not necessarily follow therefore that most engineers are thus terrorists. Simply put, the analysis is running "backwards" not "forwards" - which would be a priori analysis.

    For a classic example of the difference, consider that while most murdered married women are killed by their husbands (a posteriori), it does not follow that most husbands will kill their wives (a priori).

    Finally, as a liberal arts major, allow me to say that it does not surprise me in the least that we make terrible terrorists. =P

  78. What doesn't make a good terrorist? by AioKits · · Score: 1

    I mean, given the definitions flying around lately a chef makes a great terrorist. They're knowledgeable and methodical also. They have to be or the food will look/taste like crap.

    What am I missing about what a terrorist is and is not?

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  79. Re:Red Alert Counterstrike? Re:Old news by spazdor · · Score: 1

    I suppose the GDI did too, but they weren't so clearly a terrorist organization. Or were they?

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  80. Incorrect by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Here's a good one: along with their perceived lack of social skills,
    Perceived, surely it's only actual traits that count, not one's that other people might think you have.

    No, it's the perceived nature that gets the targeted for terrorist recruitment; which is what this is about. Becasue the people doing the recruiting are perceiving your attributes.

    I have never met a boring engineer.

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    1. Re:Incorrect by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Perceived lack of social skills (often conflated with social graces) is a great thing to exploit - there are many many ways to play to someone's prejudices while either robbing them blind or getting information or getting some info on their friend who you're actually into - not saying that you should lie to get a date, but if you know they're into hiking, it might be worth talking about some place you were recently. Having someone think you're automatically inept because you're an engineer gets them to lower their guard a bit.

      That said, I don't really see this much - it appears to vary from place to place.

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  81. Sigh by xenoglossy · · Score: 1

    As an engineer who has spent time in the explosives and pyrotechnics industry "AND" having read the The Gulag Archipelago makes me wonder what sort of walls they are trying to back us into. Purge this ,.|.. fear monger.

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  82. Re:Factors ignored. - Kryten didn't lie by Mr+Pippin · · Score: 1
  83. Wow... by FireXtol · · Score: 1

    I could go for some terrorism. Lets start with One Infinite Loop. Surely there are no engineers there.

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  84. OMG! Engineers! by kramulous · · Score: 1

    Looks like the entire Engineering profession needs to be outlawed. How quickly can this be pushed through congress? Surely a "think of the children" can be slipped in there.

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  85. I yam twewwoist by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

    Mai name is Abu Suckit Al Bashzlib GNU-ouri.

    I will set us up the bomb! Main engineer on.

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  86. I just had a look at my grades by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

    and I'd put my money on those teach nothing leftist professors I had to take classes from.

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  87. Smart people by AlexCV · · Score: 1

    Smart people make good terrorists, news at 11!

    Engineering school tends to weed out idiots. That leaves a pool with a higher probability of pulling off the complex "make bomb, plant it and destroy things" process. Plus, they might be smart enough that they don't have to blow themselves up while doing it!

  88. This makes me so ANGRY! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm an Electrical Engineer.

    THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY I WANT TO BLOW SOMETHING UP!

    And yeah, C&C had Engineers. You could take over buildings with them, as long as the building health was below 50%. Otherwise, they would damage the building.

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    1. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

      And yeah, C&C had Engineers. You could take over buildings with them, as long as the building health was below 50%. Otherwise, they would damage the building.
      IIRC, the original C&C just required one engineer, regardless of the status of the building. That was later balanced (in Red Alert) to one engineer damaging a structure, and heavily damaged structures being capturable.
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    2. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      What?! I *knew* there was something odd about Manuel!

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    3. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Xiph1980 · · Score: 1

      Dune II already had engineers, 5 years before C&C came out.

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    4. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Informative

      Hey, if you as an engineer think you get the short end of the accusatory stick, you don't. I'm a Muslim, and I have to qualify sentences with "IANAT" every time I say something that involves technical gear, government issues or gardening. I was once questioned because a wiretap caught me saying "that damn bush has got to go".

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    5. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by WaltBusterkeys · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In other news, engineers make good X, so long as X requires brainpower and not dance skills.

      You'll never see a news story with the headline "engineers make great break-dancers."

    6. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by utopianfiat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Serious business, dude. I doubt you sincerely see this as anything more than FUD to silence smart people with prudent objections to the actions of the people in power.

      I could stand in front of you and say that the charitable nature of Jesus's teachings make Christians good communists. It may even be true that Christianity is compatible with socialism, but that doesn't even imply that the vast majority of Christians are socialists. However, because of the stigma associated with terrorists and communists, I can start to shake your faith in Christians because of their socialist ideas.

      Yeah, Engineers make good terrorists. You know who else makes good terrorists? Marines.
      See Charles Whitman, Lee Harvey Oswald.
      You know who else makes good terrorists? Mathematicians. Ted Kaczynski.

      You know what else makes people terrorists?
      MURDERING LOTS OF PEOPLE.
      People act as if they can build a formula for finding at risk people, as if prevention is the number-one priority.
      No, we should be mitigating risk and increasing SECURITY. If we can figure out a way to do this without OPPRESSING A FUCKING SOCIAL GROUP, I would call it the biggest advance of the millenium.

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    7. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Nazlfrag · · Score: 4, Insightful
      4-4-08-0709 CARNIVORE DHSpider-1512

      SUBJECT: MrNaz

      SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITY CLASS 2: Positively matched to keyphrase 'That damn Bush has got to go.'

      ADDITIONAL DATA: ANGRY, Muslim, engineer.

      PRELIMINARY ANALYSIS: Technical gear 27% Gardening 44% Government operation 89% Wiretapping 56% Censorship 38%

      RECOMMENDATION: Threat level aqua. Dispatch surveillance team and interrogate subject.

    8. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by oatworm · · Score: 1

      You kidding? I break things all the time!

    9. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      As an engineer, I'd like to point out that politicians make the best terrorists. This has been proven thoughout history. I therefore recomend that every politician, and those who show signs of aspiring to become one, be locked up immediately. They are too dangerious. Just think of the damage they've done to our interns.

    10. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Did you read my sig?

      They've had to read every post and email for... oh, hey, 10 years now.

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    11. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, I don't know if you're a terrorist or not, but you could definitely warrant some questions...

      Profile pic

    12. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you forgot something.
      ADDITIONAL DATA: ANGRY, Muslim, engineer, clicked on a Terrorism related link

    13. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about those who aspire to both? Are we a double-threat?

      (I should point out that I was just accepted to college with a projected major of Mechanical Engineering and am considering minoring [or double majoring] in PolySci.)

    14. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if murdering lots of people makes someone a terrorists, then quite a few american presidents would be classified as terrorists...

    15. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Titoxd · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Go to any dance class in your local college or university--if there's any held there, chances are that the vast majority of men taking the classes are engineers. I know because I'm taking one, and because my dance professor used to be a chemical engineer...

    16. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by F.J.Allison · · Score: 1

      They do, there's just never been a news day slow enough.

    17. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by TheLink · · Score: 1

      That's because it's the only chance us engineers have a chance of ever touching a real live girl that isn't a close relative ;).

      The rest don't need no fancy dance skills...

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    18. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Orig1 · · Score: 1

      No but they do make good square dancers.

    19. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Jonathan_S · · Score: 1

      In other news, engineers make good X, so long as X requires brainpower and not dance skills.

      You'll never see a news story with the headline "engineers make great break-dancers."

      Sure you will. And it'll be a story on misapplied breakthroughs in robotic self-coordination and movement.
    20. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Here we go again.

      Most Engineers are reasonably well-adjusted socially. We tend to move into Management due to our combination of technical knowledge and interpersonal skills.

      My idea of a good time isn't to go out and get drunk and risk an STI from a cougar in a dimly-lit bar. I like spending time with my friends playing board games, Wii games, or tabletop games (DnD). I play an instrument (and there are ... 5 Engineers in the band I play in) and can sing. I can SCUBA dive.

      I am married and have two children. Most of the Engineers I know are also married (or are in long-term relationships). Many of them have children as well.

      If you have issues, get a hobby that gets you out of the house. Learn to SCUBA dive. Get on a bike and go for a trail ride. Volunteer for Habitat for Humanity (egads man, an Engineer with a hammer!). Learn to play the oboe or the bassoon or something. Have a hobby that isn't buying things from Best Buy.

      Get off Craigslist and /. Go outside and enjoy real life. There are women out there looking for employable, stable, and reliable men.

      Stats don't lie. Half the world is women.

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    21. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact is, men are more prone to black|white thinking and engineers are even more prone to it, so when you put it together, male and engineer, you get a much higher chance of such people being susceptible to the kind of black|white / all|nothing / killemall&letgodsortemout / ifihave2die2enactgodslawsobeit kind of thinking required to be a religious fanatic.

      Think about it this way. If you don't understand logic and it doesn't sway you, then you can't understand the imperative of dying for the cause.

      The fact that they can put a device together is just icing for the recruiters.

    22. Re:This makes me so ANGRY! by utopianfiat · · Score: 1

      The fact is, men are more prone
      I'd like to see your (god damned) evidence, troll.

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  89. Al-Quada hires engineers by it0 · · Score: 1

    If they like engineers so much, perhaps they are just interested in the X-prize.

  90. I'm double-screwed, then. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

    I'm a software engineer AND also an avid amateur photographer. so I'm definitely on some watch list, given how paranoid our current leaders are (and how they look to scapegoat ANYONE they can).

    I also have a beard. now, you and I would see it as an 'engineer look' but we all know that this can be seen in lesser evolved ways.

    a guy in a beard taking pictures in public. if that's not enough to 'scare the children', then I can show them my business card as a working engineer and I guess I'll find out if you really do get one call or not when they take you away 'downtown'. ;(

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  91. 9/11 ? by Bender_ · · Score: 1

    Maybe there is some truth to it. Does anybody remember where the 9/11 terrorists came from? (hint: many of them studied at a technical university)

  92. Counterpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Football players

    1. Re:Counterpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Artists. Performers. Motivational speakers. Psychologists. Politicians (the real kind, not the ideal ones). Revolutionaries. Etc.

  93. Not very competent engineers by xs650 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If very many competent engineers were terrorists, terrorism would be far more devastating than it is today.

    1. Re:Not very competent engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue. The devastation may not be blatantly obvious, but it is still efective. You see, the jihadists are so skillful that all they need to perform is a provocation here and there and our own governments will unleash full-scale terror upon all of us as a response. Just figure that for a few past years, they didn't need anything except violent rhetorics. This by itself suggests that they are actually programming western politicians.

      Anyway, now introducing: "War on Engineers"!

      And I am going to review some educational materials from The Chaser's War on Everything.

    2. Re:Not very competent engineers by xs650 · · Score: 1

      Since I didn't say that they weren't effective now, you aren't actually arguing against what I said. Other than that nit-pick, I agree with what you said. :^)

      However, just think what our keepers would be doing to us if the terrorists made monthly or weekly devastating attacks on the US instead of less than one per decade.

    3. Re:Not very competent engineers by Xest · · Score: 1

      Don't say that otherwise they'll tell us the failed attacks on London and Glasgow at the back end of last year were only failures because they were medical professionals behind it and not Engineer ;)

      Or wait, perhaps medical professionals are more likely to be terrorists!

      Alternatively, we could just go back to reality and accept the fact that there is no stereotype profile for terrorists. You can slot islamic extremists into likely being of Middle Eastern or Asian descent, similarly you could slot IRA terrorists into likely being Irish and Eta into being likely French/Spanish. In other words it doesn't matter what someone's genetic descent or intellectual origins are, if they have enough anger and feel strongly about something they'll be willing to perform terrorist attacks.

      Engineers don't make good terrorists, terrorists make engineers, chemists, preachers, medical professionals and any other type of career they might possibly need to carry out their plot. It's like saying airline pilots make good terrorists because of 9/11 but we all know that the terrorists made themselves airline pilots and not the other way around.

  94. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 4, Insightful

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  95. If Engineers are Terrorists by Avohir · · Score: 1

    Am I currently posting to the equivalent of Al-Queda.net?

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  96. Silly people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was not trains that crashed into the World Trade Center! It was airplanes! You want to round up the pilots , not the engineers.

  97. big news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    smart people are good at scaring dumb people, big shock there... I'm not sure he's an engineer if he thinks this is news.

  98. Engineers make horrible CEOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Engineers make good EVERYTHING.

    They make horrible CEOs because they are detailed oriented. You need folks who are big picture people to excel at being a CEO. One of the reasons why many CEOs are so incompetent is because of the corporate ladder. You have to start at the bottom and work your way up. But the thing is, what makes a good middle manager and engineer (attention to detail) is the worst thing for a CEO. Hence, when folks get promoted up to the upper echelons of management, many fail because they are unable to see the big picture. They are so worried about some little piddly thing they miss the trends in the market, economy, and the world. Details are for underlings.

    1. Re:Engineers make horrible CEOs by aero6dof · · Score: 2, Informative

      They make horrible CEOs because they are detailed oriented

      Actually engineers don't make bad CEOs. The most common CEO undergrad degrees in S&P 500 companies is ... engineering! See link.

    2. Re:Engineers make horrible CEOs by TerranFury · · Score: 1

      There are stats on how many companies are led by engineers, and those statistics are pretty impressive.

      But, not being a detail person, I won't bother to look up the list. ;-)

  99. Spare Parts by KDingo · · Score: 1

    Of course an engineer could make a good terrorist. There's plenty of spare parts lying around.

  100. Maybe the engineers should go elsewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - Maybe the engineers should go elsewhere. The "pick a country" would be so much better off with the politicians, plutocrats, me-first'ers, welfare riders and managers as the sole population. All those nerdy engineering types do is say that their betters can't have what's wanted, when it's wanted, at no cost. Who need those engineering types to fix things, run infrastructure and create new products? They should just go away and let their betters run things and enjoy the good life.
    - So be it, just as long as I can watch from a distance, a very great distance.

  101. Re:FP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Makes sense to me; at my school, the CS and engineering departments are full of terrorists.

  102. Engineers make good *everything* by digitig · · Score: 1

    'Nuff said.

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  103. Re:FP! by MrNaz · · Score: 1

    Hell doesn't have a big enough oven for the average American belly. Perhaps they could outsource the actual roasting to China, and just FedEx the finished product back to Hell?

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  104. Idiocracy by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

    I must watch Ow! My Balls! while drinking a Brawndo.

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  105. Yeah and with my training... by sbeckstead · · Score: 0

    as it turns out I'd make a very good terrorist. I was trained in chemical warfare by the US Army, trained as a diesel mechanic and electrician by the Air Force, and I was trained in basic electronics in high school. Alas, I am not in the market for a new career killing people this year. Talk to me near retirement, if my investments tank and the Social Security system collapses I may be in the market. Sheesh, makes me sad I spent all that time learning that stuff.

  106. How to cripple Al Queda by plopez · · Score: 1

    Send them a bunch of software "engineers". Just wait until the Windows CE hand held explosive vest dentonator (written in VB) crashes making it impossible to detonate the vest. Or better yet, detonates the vest while still in headquarters.

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  107. Fixed by pcgabe · · Score: 1

    This the second time in just a few months that engineers have been likened to terrorists by EE Times.
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  108. Outsource proof? by CoderDevo · · Score: 1

    Does this article actually suggest "Terrorist" as an alternate career path for Engineers?

    Pro:
    Outsource proof. You have to physically be there to get the job done!

    Con:
    You think you'll suddenly know how to talk to 72 virgins in the hereafter? Yeah right, get a life..er nm.

  109. simple algebra by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

    x + y = z
    where
    x = bomb
    z = terrorist

    What is y?
    a. farmer
    b. stay-at-home dad
    c. engineer

    There are plenty of terrorists that are not engineers, but when a plot needs engineering, the guy in charge doesn't call upon the best DJ or cook in the house. They call on Mr. Gadget. At the end of the day the gadget might be what explodes, but that doesn't mean there weren't 100 non-engineers watching while the guy built it.

    Terrorists need engineers. And good engineers usually have better things to do, so they usually recruit the bad ones.

    Of course, not to mention this is a completely jobist comment. Saying engineers make good terrorists is like saying african americans are good at basketball. It is completely prejudicial.

  110. Engineers are good soldiers by saigon_from_europe · · Score: 1

    In Serbia, there's still a compulsory military service. Before you become 27, you have to spent 6 months in the army. When it was my age to finally get rid of that it was 9 months. One simple way to make that reasonably comfortable was to enlist to Officers in reserve training instead of regular army.

    Prerequisite is to have a university degree. As a result, our "class" had 100 pissed well-educated young man, forming 4 platoons. My platoon consisted of electrical engineers, one platoon consisted of mechanical engineers. We were trained for duties in "technical service of army" (dunno correct English term for that). Last two platoons were trained for logistics (food, laundry etc) and they consisted of people from many fields, mostly with degree in economy.

    It is important to say also that in Serbia, electrical engineering is considered much more prestigious than mechanical engineering, and generally (when I was the freshman) best students enrolled to electrical engineering.

    And as you may predict, our platoon was always with the best discipline, with the best scores and with the best attitude toward (usually meaningless) tasks. Those two platoons of "mixed origin" were complete mass, and only thing that helped them from being constantly punished were their superior who had to take a lot of effort to cover their screw-ups.

    (Funny thing with this system is that our reserve officers are actually most educated ppl in the army system, much better educated than regular officers, as they were trained in extremely crappy military academy.)

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    1. Re:Engineers are good soldiers by twrake · · Score: 1

      In the US the military academies are largely engineering schools. And I think this is the hidden correlation behind this article. Engineering education makes good military officers. Terrorist that can recruit engineers are very dangerous but our military already knows this.... .... I guess the journalists are finally getting close the obvious facts. The Bin Laden family was a construction family. Engineer support construction... .... 1+1=2

  111. How about al-Zawahiri and by h3llfish · · Score: 1

    Ayman Al-Zawahiri is a doctor. He's a top Al-Qaeda guy - arrested decades ago in connection with the murder of Anwar Sadat, and he also wrote a lot of Al-Qaeda's various manifestos. He has a masters in surgery. That's not quite like an engineer, but it's not exactly totally different, either.

    And then of course there's the Unabomer, Ted Kaczynski. He has a PhD in Math.

    Of course, there are plenty of stupid people who become terrorists. They just tend to not be as good at it... for some mysterious reason. And so they do not become nearly as famous as the smart terrorists.

    It's somewhat disturbing that intelligence is no safeguard against feelings of murderous rage (aren't the smarties supposed to "know better?"), but such condition is hardly limited to the intelligent.

    It sorta makes me wonder how many doctors, engineers, and mathematicians get away with regular old-fashioned non-terroristical murder each year. I would not be surprised to learn that smart people commit murder at the same rate as anyone else, but simply have a much better shot at getting away with it.

    1. Re:How about al-Zawahiri and by carnivorouscow · · Score: 1

      It sorta makes me wonder how many doctors, engineers, and mathematicians get away with regular old-fashioned non-terroristical murder each year. I would not be surprised to learn that smart people commit murder at the same rate as anyone else, but simply have a much better shot at getting away with it.

      The murder rate for technical minded humans is probably slightly lower than the rest of the population. Not because engineers, doctors and mathematicians are inherently more moral, they're just less likely to end up in a desperate situation where murder seems like an acceptable risk.
    2. Re:How about al-Zawahiri and by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      Probably true, in as much as smart people are not as likely to turn to selling drugs or prostitution (or similar dangerous endeavors) in order to survive, simply because they have more options than the intelligence-challenged. And one would assume that getting involved in that sort of thing makes one far more likely to both be murdered and commit murder.

      I'd be fascinated to learn how big that difference really is, but I think it's the sort of study that doesn't get done. It smacks too much of justification for eugenics. And we all know where that will get us... KAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!

      That said, intelligent people may be just as likely to commit certain types of murder as the dumb-dumbs, such as murder of one's spouse. Insane jealous rage doesn't care to listen to logic, no matter how smart the brain that hatched it. And I think engineers are probably more likely to get cheated on than other professions. That's just a hunch, based on a bit of anecdotal evidence (all of the sexy engineer trophy wives that I've bedded, har har).

  112. I'd love to be a terrorist by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

    I'd love to be a terrorist, but today's religiously based terrorism outfits aren't tailored to the atheistic youth. Give me political terrorism any day - Perhaps I should go to China and get involved in or form a Tibetan resistance movement :P

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    1. Re:I'd love to be a terrorist by MRe_nl · · Score: 0

      Yes, get involved in the Tibetan resistance movement, because
      they would be like totally "atheistic"

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  113. Skills != recruitability by dingbatdr · · Score: 1

    Engineers are good at lots of things, as are all smart people. What makes someone an effective terrorist is lack of moral boundaries and there is no evidence that engineers are less moral than anyone else.

    In short, the premise of the article is a crock of bull.

    In fact being good at stuff might actually make a person more difficult to recruit. Right wing militias have had very little success recruiting Special Forces soldiers. Such soldiers are *really* effective soldiers and would be great at training those knuckleheads but they have too much pride in their hardwon skills to prostitute them out to said wingnuts.

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  114. Some one better keep a eye on the mythbusters by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    as they have easy access to bomb makeing parts and are good at bypass Security and softy devices.

  115. Terrorism Definitions by copponex · · Score: 1, Informative

    Terrorism has always been defined as the use of violence or the threat of violence to achieve political goals. For states, of course, this definition only applies to the "enemy", which in a sweet twist of fate, includes enemies both foreign and domestic.

    The military is a terrorist organization when used in an aggressive manner not congruent with international law. But of course the rules only apply to "them" and not "us."

    1. Re:Terrorism Definitions by superwiz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Terrorism has always been defined as the use of violence or the threat of violence to achieve political goals. Defined by whom? That's not the definition at all. Terrorism is an attempt to destabilize cohesiveness of a society through violence and threats of violence. War-time saboteurs are generally considered terrorists as well. Certainly, they do not have any political goals in mind (only military). Military is not in itself a terrorist organization. It can use terrorist tactics, but the purpose of a military is two-fold: protecting violent attacks coming from without and attempting establishment of (hopefully temporary) dictatorial control over territories outside of one's country. Neither one of these goals is in itself terrorist. You are attempting to make the word "terrorism" mean more than it does in order to make it encompass activities which (while are not necessarily innocent) are not as abhorrent as terrorism is.

      The military is a terrorist organization when used in an aggressive manner not congruent with international law. "International Law" is a misnomer. "Law" is a set of rules enforcible and enforced by an overseeing authority. No such authority exists for the globe. Don't even start with the UN: it doesn't have the power to enforce it's resolutions. Whatever little power it does have it is mostly to shill opinions and wag its finger. The best we have is international agreements. But those are not even contracts (again, because contracts must have a law organization to enforce them). The international agreements are simply pacts -- which can be(and often are) broken in plain sight with no repercussions.
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    2. Re:Terrorism Definitions by oatworm · · Score: 1

      US Consitution, Article VI:

      All debts contracted and engagements entered into, before the adoption of this Constitution, shall be as valid against the United States under this Constitution, as under the Confederation.

      This Constitution, and the laws of the United States which shall be made in pursuance thereof; and all treaties made, or which shall be made, under the authority of the United States, shall be the supreme law of the land; and the judges in every state shall be bound thereby, anything in the Constitution or laws of any State to the contrary notwithstanding.

      The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the members of the several state legislatures, and all executive and judicial officers, both of the United States and of the several states, shall be bound by oath or affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.

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      How binding an international agreement is depends entirely on how the party country views international agreements. In the US, it's legally possible to sue the United States in its own courts for failing to uphold treaties that it's signed.

    3. Re:Terrorism Definitions by fooDfighter · · Score: 1

      Defined by whom? That's not the definition at all. Terrorism is an attempt to destabilize cohesiveness of a society through violence and threats of violence.
      Defined by dictionary.com.

      But even ignoring that, saying that terrorism tries to "destabilize cohesiveness of a society" makes no sense. Destabilize why? To what end? Terrorist organizations like Al Queda have proven themselves to be relatively organized and patient in carrying out their plans (ie. 9/11). This suggests they have some ultimate purpose beyond merely causing chaos. Even organizations like the IRA that perform small attack at frequent intervals have an ultimate political goal.

      Ignoring this fact is both appealing and dangerous. It's appealing because it allows us to paint them as the proverbial barbarian mob trying to tear down our precious society. It's dangerous because without understanding why they are attacking, we have no way of predicting what/who they may attack next.
    4. Re:Terrorism Definitions by baboo_jackal · · Score: 1

      Terrorism has always been defined as the use of violence or the threat of violence to achieve political goals.
      Actually, I prefer this definition of Terrorism:

      "Terrorism is people destroying things they couldn't build, with weapons they couldn't create, for reasons they can't understand."

    5. Re:Terrorism Definitions by superwiz · · Score: 1

      and all treaties made, or which shall be made, under the authority of the United States, shall be the supreme law of the land It say non-revokable law of the land. Congress has the power to make laws and by doing so revoke provisions of any treaties. Congress modifies other "laws of the land" all the time. It's within Congress' power.
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    6. Re:Terrorism Definitions by superwiz · · Score: 1

      Destabilize why? That's a non-issue. It could have different end-goals. The word defines a strategy of action. And strategies don't define goals which they try to achieve -- just the operational details.
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    7. Re:Terrorism Definitions by superwiz · · Score: 1

      It say non-revokable law of the land.

      argh... to early in the morning. I meant, of course, "it doesn't say irrevocable...". Congress (as the legislative body) stil has the power to make any provision of any treaty to no longer be the law. Besides, I insist that if there is no mechanism of enforcement, a "law" is a law in name only.

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  116. I'm not buying by bberens · · Score: 1

    Don't get caught up on boogeyman tactics like trying to suggest engineers are good terror suspects. Everyone has a place in a well rounded terror organization. Are you a charismatic people-person? Great, you're in recruitment. Are you a natural born leader? Great, you're a middle-manager. Have a boat-load of money and a crazy political agenda? Perfect, you're the terror CEO. Are you an engineer? great, you're in the strategic planning department. Are you a completely moronic gullible fool who is easily susceptible to social pressure? You get to hold the bomb. Congrats, see you in heaven.

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  117. Some one better keep a eye on the mythbusters by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some one better keep a eye on the mythbusters as they have easy access to bomb makeing parts and are good at bypass Security and safety devices.

  118. ROTC by bamwham · · Score: 1

    It's been awhile, but I seem to remember that ROTC at my alma mater was populated mostly by engineers. It seems that maybe the stateless military forces aren't the only ones that have figured this point out.

    In a similar line of thought: what do most cadets major in at the academies?

  119. Next Week's Headline..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Department Of Homeland Security lists Underwriters' Laboratories as a "Terrorist Organization", and tech schools as "Terrorist Training Camps".

    That degree in Engineering now seems less like a Badge Of Honor and more like the Mark Of The Devil.

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  120. Depends on the recruiter... by Chmcginn · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That might work for a Montana militia type group - one could probably convince a fair number of people who consider themselves proud Americans to work against their current government if, say, they were big on civil liberties and disliked the current direction of the country.

    But most of the terrorist groups the US seems concerned with today wouldn't appeal to the interest of a vast majority of Slashdot's readership. Unless, of course, there was a great deal of money involved.

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  121. Re:Red Alert Counterstrike? Re:Old news by utopianfiat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One man's freedom fighter is another man's terrorist. There are people who think that the oppression of the English state justifies the actions of the IRA. For them, the IRA fights for freedom. For England, the IRA are terrorists.
    Buddhist monks are "terrorists" to the red Chinese- they certainly use tactics we would consider "terrifying", such as pouring gas on a reverend monk and lighting him on fire in opposition to the southern Vietnamese regime.

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  122. The only good terrorist... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    The only 'good' terrorist is a dead terrorist.

    Since engineers make good terrorists they must be dead.

    Therefore all engineers must be pre-emptively killed in order to satisfy the logical requirement.

    QED.

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  123. GHynson by GHynson · · Score: 0

    I'd say religious nuts make the best terrorists. They're easily lead automatons and nobody says anything when they start talking their BS.

  124. High Comedy by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    See, I checked into the thread figuring, Slashdot, Engineers, Terrorism = Hilarity.

    I was not disappointed. Sometimes, you just know.

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  125. Worst possible choice by pvera · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A real engineer would not be an asset to a terror-seeking team. If it is terror driven by religion, I can guarantee you that the engineer will always be the odd man out that won't want to stick to the rules, be it scheduling of prayers or that pork rinds are not acceptable, etc.

    What you want is a sleeper. You find the right kind of young recruit that will make a good engineering student. Indoctrinate first, engineering education later. If you try to indoctrinate an engineer you will probably end up losing your own religion over the ordeal.
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    1. Re:Worst possible choice by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      I'm reasonably certain that when faced with a guy who can build bombs, you worry a little less about his religion, and more about getting these bombs to where they need to go. After all, you don't see terrorists refusing to use Kalashnikov's just because they were made by those godless Communist's, do you?

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    2. Re:Worst possible choice by RKBA · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "A real engineer would not be an asset to a terror-seeking team. If it is terror driven by religion, I can guarantee you that the engineer will always be the odd man out that won't want to stick to the rules, be it scheduling of prayers or that pork rinds are not acceptable, etc."
      I once tried to enlist in the ROTC while I was in college, but failed the physical when I refused to wear the prescription eyeglasses the military doctor prescribed for me. All I said was "I'd rather not wear glasses because I can use a keypunch just fine without them" (this was before the widespread use of CRT's as mainframe computer terminals, and long before the advent of the microcomputer). All the f*cking doctor did was make a notation on my form and show me the exit. He never even explained the nuances of how the military works (ie; you must be willing to take orders from total morons without questioning those orders). Once I realized what I had narrowly averted purely by my fortuitous audacity in questioning what was implicitly an "order", I resolved to spend the remainder of the Vietnam war in prison or in Canada should the military try to draft me. I'm not sure whether it was my engineering mindset or the fact that I'd always felt like an outsider because of my atheism, but there is no way in Hades I would ever have taken an order from some dufus I thought was wrong and that is why I would have been a "failure" as a soldier.

      One thing I can tell all of you who never lived through Vietnam and the forced military draft of those years, is that peaceful protests DO NOT WORK! They never have worked and never will work. Peaceful protests were completely ignored by Johnson and the military/industrial/government complex. It wasn't until the vast majority of Americans finally became opposed to the undeclared "war" and President Johnson "lost Cronkite" (his own words) that the war finally ended. The moral of the story is that protesting is a waste of time unless you bring something more intimidating and dangerous to your enemy than a protest sign, SNCC emblem, or flowers (it was popular to pelt the Jack Booted Thugs (JBT's) with flowers back in those heady days of psychedelia). The only thing any government fears is force - the same force they use to subdue populations, and the only thing that can stop them is an opposing force of greater or equal magnitude. The JBT's are usually vastly outnumbered by those opposing them who generally just want to be left alone by the government so they can live their lives in peace, but unless and until peace lovers are willing to take advantage of their numbers and cunning and to use deadly force to enforce the will of "We the People" and to permanently eliminate those who would rule us instead of representing us, nothing will change. The colonists were willing to fight and sometimes die for their freedom - nowadays we are a nation of sheep. If a draft is instigated to fight the Iran war that starts Sunday and is likely to escalate into WWIII, don't bother with peaceful protests. Go for the jugular without hesitation. If you're going to have to kill someone, it should be the warmongers - not some total stranger halfway around the world that you don't even know, and probably have more in common with than any of the filthy rich elitists who have never done an honest day's work in their lives and rule the nation by virtue of their inherited money, power, and familial dynasty connections, and who send others to die without shedding a tear.
    3. Re:Worst possible choice by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you try to indoctrinate an engineer you will probably end up losing your own religion over the ordeal.

      Even if you do manage to indoctrinate an engineer with some particular set of terrorist ideals, he may later decide that you're full of shit. Then he'll be the guy that figures out how to fix ALL your clocks. So yeah ... better start out with somebody who's so thoroughly programmed that he has no chance of ever thinking for himself, and then see if he has any aptitude for technology.

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    4. Re:Worst possible choice by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 0, Troll

      A real engineer would not be an asset to a terror-seeking team. If it is terror driven by religion, I can guarantee you that the engineer will always be the odd man out that won't want to stick to the rules, be it scheduling of prayers or that pork rinds are not acceptable, etc.

      You *really* don't understand the difference between Christianity and islam, now do you. The reward for terrorists is indeed "72 virgins in the afterlife" HOWEVER, read chapter 9 of the quran "war booty".

      Whatever you capture, including women (who become mere property, slaves), is yours to keep and do with as you please (as long as you let your "imam" (which means MILITARY leader, just as "mosque" means fortress, "masjid" means "prayer house", most mosques are both, but primarily military structures) have first choice, and he gets to take 20%). Even raping women kidnapped for ransom is perfectly halal (even encouraged, don't ask me why).

      So why don't you think a little bit, the reward for terrorists is
      -> pay, payed by "islamic charities" (think about this next time a mosque wants subsidies, 20% of those subsidies are meant for buying bullets to pump into american soldiers and innocents in general, this is not a discussion, and not the choice of any muslim, this is written black and white in the hadith)
      -> whatever he can steal, depending on how extreme they are (specifically whether they practice takfir, now if they are terrorists, you can bet they do this) from muslims and non-muslims alike. A small portion has to be given up for "the cause" to be decided by the imam. Again this is not just "stealing", but this is a case in sharia where stealing is EXPLICITLY PERMITTED and the stolen stuff is "legally" the property of the thief. AND THIS INCLUDES WOMEN.
      -> admiration, imams in mosques constantly praise terrorists and "martyrs". The prophet himself was a terrorist ("I have won with terror" is a quote of his). Islam does not expect people to "submit" (that's the meaning of islam) willingly, they expect you, and born muslims alike to submit out of mortal fear. Terrorists are not something muslims are ashamed of, but proud of
      -> a free pass to commit any and all sins you want, ratified by the imams. Even if your parents go out to the imam and ask why you have a playboy collection, the imam will push them back if he knows you are to be a mujahid (which is a honorary title), mujahid is specified in the quran to be the highest form of honor in islam. You know, like a nobel prize for a scientist, there is nothing higher that can be accomplished.
      -> certainty, and singularity of purpose, religiously sanctified (even by the UN's "anti-discrimination" laws)
      -> death and destruction (again, as the prophet said to a messenger of the persians "you worship life, and we worship death, that's why we will win". Death, especially causing the death of unbelievers, even at the cost of muslim lives, is not negatively viewed)
      -> guaranteed entry to heaven, and 72 virgins, whatever other sins you commit

      So please don't stare blindly at the "stupidity" of sacrificing yourself for these 72 virgins. The worldly benefits of becoming a terrorist are quite substantial.

      The pay is good, and the "respect" is even better. And you get a free pass to hurt others, muslims and non-muslims alike. I'm sure you can appreciate what a pull this sort of deal must have on people living desperate lives, cut away from any instruction but memorizing a single book, and forbidden of doing ANYTHING at all involving women, TV, computers or sports. Strictly speaking, all the former are "haram", only allowed for "mujahids" in the process of hurting infidels, or to gain their trust.

      What you want is a sleeper. You find the right kind of young recruit that will make a good engineering student. Indoctrinate first, engineering education later. If you try to indoctrinate an engineer you will probably end up losing your own religion over the ordeal.

      Yes you want large numbers of sleepers, but they a

  126. hmm doubt it by kipman725 · · Score: 1

    I haven't even started a degree yet and I could kill alot more people than the very amaturish attempts I have seen from religious groups and the IRA and probobly not get caught and not die in the proccess. The reason I doun't is because there is no reward for killing people and a large amount of risk.

  127. not true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....the engineers get some jocks drunk and all fired up and convince them to go out and do the terrorist stuff...

  128. Going engineer? by sponglish · · Score: 1

    "Is this just pop psychology masquerading as science?"

    Yes. Otherwise they'd call it "going engineer" instead of "going postal".

    Besides, wouldn't technical writers be even more qualified? They'd seem to be a match as defined by the article: "focus and attention to details, along with their perceived lack of social skills, make them ideal targets to be recruited as terrorists". Plus, they wouldn't have to understand what's going on inside the backpack, just how to work the controls. And, they suffer from the job frustration that "nobody reads the manual anyway."

    QED

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  129. Politicians most likely, actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who isn't a drooling retard knows that the politicians, not engineers, are always the "terrorists". If they can get their way everyone who isn't a drooling retard will be labeled a terrorist and put in the FEMA camps for execution.

  130. Raphael Perl Has Never Managed Engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an engineer. I can design and build a detonator for just about anything, and if that anything won't burn with the material around it, I can figure out what to add so it will. I can design guidance systems. I can study a system and design a process to infiltrate it. I, and many engineers, can do lots of things that could be used for evil. However, I will only do those things under a specific set of circumstances. If you're an idiot or a nutjob, my interest in doing it for you will be pretty low, no matter how many truckloads of gold bullion you say you'll give me.

    Engineers do not attribute credibility to anyone on faith, and they are absolutely horrible about doing what they're told to do without a logically compelling reason to do it. If you tell an engineer that wasn't raised as a fundy islamist to design a bomb for you, he will ask you what for, and if you give him some religious claptrap as a reason, he will laugh in your face.

    You are more likely to recruit a herd of cats and get them to do your evil bidding for you than a herd of engineers. I don't think Raphael Perl would do very well in an intellectual meritocracy.

  131. That's not how it went down. by blair1q · · Score: 1

    Any attempt to link engineering to terrorism as a causal correlation is post hoc reasoning.

    Osama was an engineering student, and he knew how to take down a large building, and he knew nobody engineered large buildings against his ideas, so that is the goal he set. On al Quaeda's second try, they succeeded.

    If he were a marketer he might have gone for the popular icons, playing the "nothing is sacred" card. Instead, al Quaeda exploited the weakness they understood.

    If he were a politician he might have gone for heads of state. Instead, he attacked what he though was important.

    If the authors of this "study" examined their methodology they'd find they were presuming their conclusion.

    1. Re:That's not how it went down. by samantha · · Score: 1

      Actually I doubt very much that 911 was Osama's doing. The buildings were designed against being hit by planes. The buildings fell in near free fall time into their own foot prints with the massive central columns almost completely destroyed. Weakening by fire and supposedly twisting or pancaking could not give that result. There are many other 911 anamolies that make no sense in the official explanation.

      Hell, if it is so easy to take down huge building on purpose with a jet then folks needing to demolish skyscrapers could save a lot of money compared to the normal sophisticated demolition costs. Heck the jets even took out a bonus building cleanly that wasn't even hit! Pretty impressive, no?

  132. Re:Red Alert Counterstrike? Re:Old news by CableModemSniper · · Score: 3, Funny

    The reign of terror imposed by GDI can only be ended by GDI+. Or maybe OpenGL.

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  133. Damn.... by sconeu · · Score: 1

    There goes my security clearance.

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  134. Lets start IEEE/IEE/ACM Investigation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think its the time to start investigation of IEEE and other engineering bodies. The investigation should be lead by the current govt, this way, no actual engineer will ever be contacted.

  135. It's because engineers are iNtuitive Thinkers by GnarlyDoug · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Myers-Briggs personality theories predicted this congruence. Engineers tend to be NTs, or iNtuitive Thinkers. So do CEOs, generals, scientists, programmers, mathmeticians, and revolutionary leaders. Might as well say that CEOs, scientists, and generals share a lot in common with terrorists. Fact is that they do, and it's because intuitive thinkers (NTs) parse the world in terms of principles, axioms, models, and abstractions based on logic and reason as the NT understands them. They can be willing to fight, kill, and die for a principle or belief. Most people will fight to protect themselves, to protect family, or by extension their own country, but most will not fight for an abstraction. However to an NT an abstraction can be real and worthy of being defended. That is why IMO the NT mindset can be persuaded to join a revolutionary group and be effective at it and at the same time morally at peace with himself over his actions, even if those actions are seen to be high treason by the majority.

    1. Re:It's because engineers are iNtuitive Thinkers by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      True, the article also accuses engineers of being lacking in social skills, which is absolute bunk. I happen to be an ENTJ, with a capital E. I have friends and still have a relationship with my family. Whomever wrote the headling is grossly generalizing a bad stereotype given to engineers by MBA types.

      *sigh*

    2. Re:It's because engineers are iNtuitive Thinkers by GnarlyDoug · · Score: 1
      I totally agree. The NTJ people tend to become engineers, the NTP people tend to become scientists. The E/I axis isn't so important. Lots of extroverted scientists, engineers, and so forth out there.

      Most of the population, about 85%, are supposed to be Sensates, or 'S' types. Personally I think that the S/N axis is the most fundamental of the four axis. I think that Sensates often find iNtuitives to be alien at a very core level. The reason IMO is that to conceptualize a fundamentally different way of understanding the world (ie, how someone with a totally different mindset than you thinks) requires building a model of that different mindset. Well that's the rub of course. Building a model of something or someone else is exactly what an S cannot do well. That makes a strong N fundamentally alien to a strong S. The S by definition lacks the tools to understand the N.

      I think that is why a lot of Sensates wind up focusing on the E/I axis. iNtuitives are weird and different to Sensates but the Sensate cannot understand what or why they are so alien. In other words I think that the Sensates of the world often substitute Introverts for iNtuitives. They cannot even conceptualize what an iNtuitive is and it can be hard to spot an iNtuitive by their behavior. The same does not hold true for an Introvert, and since an Introvert is also often seen as weird, aloof, and unknown they make a good substitute for the iNtuitive. Basically the Sensates make a fundamental error IMO and substitute a more concrete thing for a less concrete thing on the basis of perceived shared similarities. That's what gives birth to this incorrect stereotype.

  136. I'm not quite sure how to take this one by carnivorouscow · · Score: 1

    When I decided on civil engineering I wanted to make sure people had access to clean, affordable water and solve interesting problems. On the other hand TFA is sort of a backhanded compliment, I suppose I could just as easily use my fabrication skills and what I know to cause a lot of damage if I was that sort of person.

  137. The Security Mindset by bitspotter · · Score: 1

    http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2008/03/the_security_mi_1.html

    Counter-terrorists make good terrorists, too. What's your point?

  138. You sure? by Goliath · · Score: 0

    I think we're seeing that all you have to do is destroy a few big important buildings, and society will tear itself apart.

  139. Gee by Bob9113 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    'Engineers ideally make excellent strategic planners, and they make excellent field operatives. They think differently from how other people think.' ... 'because of those traits, terrorist groups actively recruit engineers.'

    Well, gosh. I'd've never thunk it.

    The part that surprises me is not that terrorist groups recognize that good strategic thinkers should be actively recruited, but that US corporations typically pay more to socially proficient people even if they lack good strategic thinking skills. That is not to say that there are no business people who are exceedingly adept strategic thinkers (they may even be more rare and perhaps more valuable than good engineers), just that there are so many nimrod schmoozers getting wheelbarrows full of cash for short-term-oriented stupidity (see Bear Stearns; how could I see the real estate crash coming in 2002 and they missed it?!? With all those MBAs! And they get bailed out?!?!?! FEH!).

    OK, maybe I'm just venting.

    1. Re:Gee by rocker_wannabe · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with you. I thought everyone could see that taking out an ARM, aka "suicide loan", that went to a ludicrous rate when it unlocked was going to be a BAD thing. It appears that unbridled greed trumps everything in this country. It also seems to me that people that lie end up lying to themselves and being gullible to lies from other people.

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  140. Morons make good writers by UnkyHerb · · Score: 1

    So, people with the intelligence to be engineers also can use their intelligence to engineer terroristic events. Seriously slashdot authors, stop posting crapola articles like this just because it says 'engineer' or has some word related to science in the headline.

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  141. this is news? by dizee · · Score: 1

    an independent firm by the name of westwood studios confirmed this in a 1996 research project utilizing software models of conventional and guerrilla warfare. the work was entitled "Command & Conquer: Red Alert". fascinating research.

  142. What could be more creative than destruction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What could be more creative than destruction?

    A passion for logic over emotion. Liberal tenancies?

    Or just powerful traits that power doesn't like.

  143. V (the miniseries) by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    This so much reminds me of the miniseries V where the Visitors fomented suspicion of doctors and scientists.

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  144. So when do the talking heads ban engineers? by OKCfunky · · Score: 1

    How long until you have to contend with bureaucracy security checks in order to complete a project or have a psychological profile ran before you receive your engineering diploma?
    Or will the CIA/men-in-black always be in your background...

  145. How are your co-workers doing. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Good engineers?

    If you include 'software engineers' with no claim to the title I'd say about 10-20% are good enough to be called 'good software engineers'.

    If you only include real engineers I'd still say about 50% are what I'd call 'good engineers'. It's just a job to the rest of them.

    Granted I have worked places that for a few short years was basically engineering flat-foot free. Then it all went to hell. Had a marketing department when I bailed.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  146. Exactly, now what should we do about it? by darkvizier · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bravo, you hit the nail on the head there. As you said, I doubt anyone *IN* the engineering community actually takes this seriously, but my question is how do we get word out?

    This is one issue among many. The problem is not this issue, but the trend that it represents. In order to restore political and social stability, we need to change the cognitive norm.

    There's a small minority with innovative thoughts and real solutions to real problems, but in order to make things happen they need the backing of the community at large. Right now their voices are, for the most part, drowned out in the noise of infomercials, advertisements, and propaganda. So how do we change the intellectual landscape at large?

    These are the questions I ask myself. It's not enough for me to throw my opinion out there, I need to do something. We all do. We see the problems, is it not our responsibility then to *DO* something about them? There must be a way to change the situation. So slashdotters, what do you have to say? What do you think can be done to revolutionize the way the world thinks? Can we turn this boat around, or are we doomed to kill each other over religious and political differences, just before the space age finally begins?

    1. Re:Exactly, now what should we do about it? by dave562 · · Score: 1

      We're seriously doomed. If you really want to crack the biggest nut out there, figure out an alternative to the Federal Reserve system that keeps society going. Read The Creature from Jekyll Island to get well acquianted with the subject of the Federal Reserve. Society isn't completely screwed, but we need a serious re-adjustment of the balance of power. Religion and politics are just levers used to convince people that they need to take certain steps and perform certain actions to get what they want. If you provide them with an alternative means to get what they want that is more simple or requires less energy on their part, they will take it the majority of the time.

  147. Balderdash! That's just wishful thinking. by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

    A real engineer would not be an asset to a terror-seeking team. If it is terror driven by religion, I can guarantee you that the engineer will always be the odd man out that won't want to stick to the rules, be it scheduling of prayers or that pork rinds are not acceptable, etc.

    What you want is a sleeper. You find the right kind of young recruit that will make a good engineering student. Indoctrinate first, engineering education later. If you try to indoctrinate an engineer you will probably end up losing your own religion over the ordeal.


    An engineer planned 9/11 afterall. That's right, Bin Laden is an engineer.*

    *I might be full of shit, I'm still right though! :)

  148. Engineers == Logical Thinkers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm, last time I checked, engineers are logical thinkers, Terrorism doesn't employ any sort of logic [well maybe flawed logic].

    Most engineers here [in Canada] also take an oath to protect the public, at all costs, terrorism violates that oath. [what if they work in as a defense contractor?]

    The breeding grounds for terror, are poor, ignorant people. Engineers [most that I know] are neither.

    Spies maybe, terrorists, no.

  149. Newsflash - Intelligent People valuable in orgs by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    Film at 11.

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  150. Combat Engineering, the ancient art by jimdread · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Right you are. The Brotherhood of Nod were pioneers in this style of warfare.

    They weren't "pioneers" in this style of warfare. Combat engineers have existed since ancient times. In fact the word "engineer" comes from their activities, working the siege engines such as catapults, battering rams, etc. As an aside, in the British and related armies, a "pioneer" is an infantry soldier with some combat engineering training. A pioneer in those armies is trained to blow things up in close combat.

    Engineering has traditionally been for fighting wars. See the Royal Engineers for example. Over time, people have started to think of engineering as a peaceful profession, but there are still many combat engineers in the world, ready to blow things up.

  151. Re:Red Alert Counterstrike? Re:Old news by Tacvek · · Score: 1

    Well considering that the Global Defense Initiative was originally a UN organization (UNGDI), before Tiberium became such a problem that the existing world governmental system failed (by Tiberian Sun a fair amount of earths population had been relocated into colonies run by the GDI, and by Tiberian Wars all remaining civilization lived in GDI administered Colonies in the "Blue Zones"), leaving only Kane's Brotherhood of Nod, and the Global Defense Initiative as government-like organizations, it seems reasonable to conclude that the GDI should not be considered terrorists. Consider that the United States must approve anything the UN does (as must the rest of the security council) and it seems extremely unlikely that the UN could create something that could truly be considered a terrorist organization.

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  152. Noah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could consider Noah an engineer, building the Ark wasn't all that easy. So is he terrorist material?

  153. no job too dirty by m0llusk · · Score: 1

    No job too dirty for the fucking scientists. --William S. Burroughs

  154. Re:Red Alert Counterstrike? Re:Old news by dave562 · · Score: 1

    Yup, and that was a big load of crap when you needed more than one. It was difficult enough getting one engineer into a building.

  155. Silly (again) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But do terrorists make good engineers?

    No, right?

    So being an engineer is neither necessary nor sufficient (nor relevant) to being a terrorist.

    This has become just another silly meme that those other people down at the monkey end of the gene pool have created.

  156. Jihad Maintenance? by jamie.rishaw · · Score: 1

    This gives a whole new meaning to "Planned Outage" :((

  157. Incorrect summation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article is interesting however the summation at the end of the introduction (This the second time in just a few months that engineers have been likened to terrorists) is inaccurate. The article doesn't liken engineers to terrorists. Rather it says engineers have many characteristics that, if they turn bad, make them good terrorists and that as a result, Al-Qaeda tries to recruit engineers.

    This recognition of key characteristics is no different than what I do at work or any other organization does when recruiting. When I need to hire a salesman or tech support engineer I know that certain groups tend to have a higher success rate. I tend not to limit myself however I know where to start looking. Interesting article although I'm not sure it the author had any concrete suggestions on how to use this information but interesting none-the-less.

  158. Re:Red Alert Counterstrike? Re:Old news by alexwcovington · · Score: 1

    So it's the United States that gets to decide who is and who is not a terrorist?

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  159. The Media's Witches to Burn: Engineers, Hackers by Bushido+Hacks · · Score: 1

    Creative people are a threat to the status quo. As an engineer can make disruptive technologies like the Internet or a car that runs on water.

    When an engineer, hacker, or whistleblower breaks up a long running conspiracy, the best way for the status quo to handle this is to make the media create disinformation, there by squelching exposure as much as possible. But the engineers can and have engineered a way to crack the squelch and spread their ideas penetrate the market where status quo only provides two choices created by the same manufacturer.

    So now the status quo pulls out their terror card by calling engineers terrorists. That sh*t may have worked on 9/12/2001 but not 4/4/2008 where people are much wiser and now see that their concent has cost them freedom and liberty.

    There should be more engineers in the world, as they break the silence of status quo and bring towering conglomorates crumbling down faster than any international terrorist organization can crash a jet into a high rise.

    The real terrorsits are the Engineers of Armageddon that we elected as leaders for the past 8 years. Two of the candidates for president want to make it 12, 16, perhaps 100 years.

    It is time to put the real engineers back in charge and start hacking, creating, and engineering again. Give them hell, engineers!

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  160. Dilemma? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [X] ideally make excellent strategic planners, and they make excellent field operatives. Applying this rule, substituting X accordingly we end up with this situation:
    • Perl is a strategic planner who does this analysis and conclusion on a strategic plan and is an excellent field operative, then Perl is most likely a terrorist.
    • Perl is neither a strategic planner nor an excellent field operative, then Perl is not the right person for the task at hand.


    It is probably safe to assume the second case...
  161. Give it a rest by samantha · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Al Qaeda has been hopelessly and purposefully over-hyped. We in the US and to some extent other Western powers went looking for a vast international octopus to put the old Cold War spy and intelligence networks to shame. We were told there were sleepers everywhere and huge underground control compounds somewhere in the mountains of Afghanistan. Years later almost every so-called terrorist cell case has fallen apart as utterly empty and not one bit of major organizational infrastructure or evidence has come to light. The truth is that Al Qaeda is tiny and not very well funded. There is no serious wide-spread and powerful terrorist movement afoot. All that energy pretending there was was merely an excuse for greatly curtailing freedom, massively increasing government power and control and creating military power bases in certain highly strategic spots. It is high time we put paid to this vicious nonsense and utterly rejected any arguments or suggestions made on such a basis.

    Engineers, especially of the hackerish variety, scare control freaks of every stripe. I think that is a very good thing.

    1. Re:Give it a rest by Bulba · · Score: 1

      [...] huge underground control compounds somewhere in the mountains [...]
      Of course there aren't any to be found. Everyone knows they were taken down by James Bond in the sixties and seventies. But seriously even if one has the funding to build such a base as a terrorist org, why risk the possible exposure and subsequent asswhooping? Even if you wanted too, it'd be on the list of stuff-to-do waaaaaay after killing people, blowing stuff up and weapons acquisitions.
  162. Stating the blatently obvious. by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

    People who know how to actually do things (engineers) are recruited by all organizations to Actually Do Things(TM). If you can't build a machine or train a factory worker to do it, you probably need an engineer.

  163. Luddites by Kirth · · Score: 1

    This fits exactly with the polical currents nowadays.

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  164. Old news by Rigrig · · Score: 1

    Can't think of any witty comments, so I'll just link to a related webcomic.

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  165. Intellectuals, engineers, whatever by jandersen · · Score: 1

    Once it was intellectuals that were suspicious because 'they think differently'. Now it is engineers, same difference. This is reactionary fear-mongering, simply: You take a group of people that belong to a different stereotype than your own, and then you cast suspicion on them. So intellectuals are "revolutionary" and engineers are "terrorists", as if they were somehow not quite people like the rest of us. It is strange to see how "security" is being twisted to imply that you have to be scared of your own shadow - you would have thought that "security" meant "feeling secure".

    The difference is not that engineers and intellectuals think differently, but that they think at all.

  166. Engineers??? what about the role players?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about those creeps that still play RPGs in person?

      SOME OF THEM ARE ENGINEERS TOO.

    Its just backlash from the American way of doing business dying, I just got the first job in 2 years that's run the American way of doing business. Hope you like working for free alot to please your boss and worring about how your social life outside of the office would make your employer look.

  167. Re:Red Alert Counterstrike? Re:Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you mean "by the English state" but, oh no, you can't because there's no such thing.

  168. It's so obvious by Confused · · Score: 1

    It's so obvious. Terrorism is mostly an engineering and resource management problem. No surprise terrorist will want to have engineers to solve them properly.

    What's new about that?

  169. Mechies only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, if you're gonna say engineers are terrorists, we need to be specific on which ones you use. Civies build targets, mechies build weapons.

  170. Re:Red Alert Counterstrike? Re:Old news by LynXmaN · · Score: 1

    They've been doing this aside from the official UN terrorist groups list for a looong while, i don't think they'll change their behaviour anytime soon.

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  171. Terror Eng by MRe_nl · · Score: 0

    Terrorist boy: Do not try to understand the Terrorist. That's impossible. Instead...
    only try to realize the truth.
    Neo: What truth?
    Terrorist boy: There is no Terrorist.
    Neo: There is no Terrorist?
    Terrorist boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the Terrorist you understand, it is only yourself.

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  172. Re:Red Alert Counterstrike? Re:Old news by electrictroy · · Score: 1

    No big surprise. Terrorists are essentially combatants. We may not agree with HOW they combat, but they are combatants. It has long been established that a well-engineered army will be an effective force:

    - When Hannibal built (from scratch) a bridge to cross the Rhine(?) River and invade Roman Gaul.

    - When Rome responded by building their very first fleet, and soundly defeated the Carthage navy thanks to superior engineering.

    - When Julius Caesar built siege walls to starve Vercingeterix into submission.

    - When Roman soldiers formed a "tank formation" and, like a machine, marched across Britania killing everything in sight, including Queen Boudica and her rebellion.

    - And in more modern times (1991 and 2003; Iraq), the way that U.S. engineering can wipe-out ground stations, effectively blinding the enemy and winning the battle.

    Engineering can make the difference between success and failure on the battlefield, whether it's a terrorist squad or a national army.

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  173. Round 'em up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's next? Should the Fed start to worry & send 'em all to Guantanamo?

  174. how to avoid surveillance .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "They're not going to talk to a lot of people and brag about any terrorist activity they may be involved in." Well DOH !!!!

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  175. Self-fulfilling prophecy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I'm not saying that engineers don't make good terrorists. It's just that if you premise that the terrorists you're talking about are from the mid-east then it is a natural direction. Any organization (terror or not) looks for educated people for leadership and planning skills. Oil producing countries send many people to Britain, Canada, US, etc for training: mostly oil related engineering such as mechanical, geological, electrical, etc. The population of available educated people is going to have a major contingent of engineers.

    The fact that a lot of terrorists have tech/eng backgrounds is not a surprise: they have good skill sets and there are a lot (relatively) available. Ho hum.

  176. "perceived lack of social skills" = redundant(ish) by ClientNine · · Score: 1

    | perceived lack of social skills I love how people try to simultaneously embrace and reject the geek stereotype with words like "perceived".

    Given that the issue at hand is social skills, isn't how other people perceive you the entire point? How can you claim "I'm actually a well liked person, it's just that everyone dislikes me"??!?!?!

    Embrace the facts, kids. We're geeks, lots of people don't like us, and sometimes that sucks. On the plus side, most of them are morons, so what the hell....

  177. Re:Red Alert Counterstrike? Re:Old news by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    Buddhist monks are "terrorists" to the red Chinese- they certainly use tactics we would consider "terrifying", such as pouring gas on a reverend monk and lighting him on fire in opposition to the southern Vietnamese regime.

    I think it should be noted than in almost all cases of what you're describing, that is an act of self immolation.

    The monk pours and lights the gasoline himself. Buddhist monks do this as an extreme act of protest, but they do not light other people one fire. (And, yes, I'm aware of some appallingly bad examples of behavior in Thailand recently with infighting among groups of monks.)

    It is terrifying in that we can't conceive of doing it -- but, it is not terrorism in that it isn't intended to instill in the general populace a fear of having themselves lit on fire. This isn't terror in the traditional sense of causing the rest of the people to live in fear -- this is an act of conviction that most of us can't even begin to fathom (including me), but it is not directed at other people. So, I would argue that self immolation falls outside of any reasonable definition of terrorism.

    Certainly, the Chinese deem the protesters in Tibet to be terrorists. But, most of the world thinks the Chinese government are a bunch of thugs. But, that's what Mao showed them to do.

    Cheers
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  178. Profiling by Punko · · Score: 1

    Sorry, folks. Everyone gets upset with Racial profiling, so we'll do it by profession

    Let's start with just my profession, civil engineering (from Wikipedia):

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - President of Iran
    Yasser Arafat - Former Palestinian President
    Osama bin Laden - Civil engineering student
    Sukarno - former President of Indonesia
    Fritz Todt - Reichsminister for Armaments and Munitions during World War 2
    Boris Yeltsin - Ex President of Russia


    And this is just civil engineers!

    Mahar Arar was a Canadian engineer switching planes in the US who was sent to Syria to be tortured. He was exonerated by the Canadian government who supplied some of the information that was used by the Americans to decide to send him off to Syria.

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  179. aka Smart People are Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's with the vilification of smart people? They may as well have said "Engineers are smart and quirky. We can't understand what they say. We don't care if they're Civil Engineers, Software Engineers, or Maintenance Engineers, anyone with reasoning skills is scary." Akin to the attacks on "Scientists in their Ivory Towers" this kind of attitude does nothing to help our society out of the glorification of stupid beautiful people. And the fact that it's come up twice in recent times leads you to suspect that it might be a more directed smear campaign.

  180. Speaking of indoctrinated.... by Hasai · · Score: 1

    Wow; I didn't think it was possible to stuff that many left-wing buzzwords, slogans, and code-phrases into that small a space. I take it you're the guy who folds those plastic raincoats into those impossibly small plastic pouches? You know; the ones that, once you pull them out, you can never fit them back in again?

    I'll bet you never blinked an eye when you put "peace lover" in the same paragraph with "permanently eliminate," "go for the jugular," and "deadly force."
    .

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    Regards;

    Hasai

  181. Engineers get things done. by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    We are very goal-oriented.
    When I'm on a startup NOBODY gives a rat's ass why we're not making production.
    You make the cars move down the line if you have to hold in the contactors and punch the valves by hand.
    You use the other hand to fix the bugs in the program.
    When things work they way they're supposed to, you get to go home. Not before.

    This is where the terrorist mindset overlaps with the engineering mindset.
    I doubt that most terrorists woke up one morning with the desire to kill people and break their stuff. I understand that some folks enjoy doing that just for the sake of doing it, but I'm betting that it's not a primary motivator for your typical terrorist.

    The terrorist is trying to accomplish political change.
    Why the political change has not happened does not get them a ticket home.
    Making the change happen "by whatever means necessary" permits them to say "done!".

    Terrorism has nothing to do, specifically, with killing people and breaking their stuff.
    Any effective means of producing political change will be defined as "terrorism" by the folks already in power.
    According to the FBI, Dr. King (killed this date in 1968) was a "terrorist"--not because he terrorized people, but because he was an agent of political change.
    At the time, though, the word was spelled "Communist".

    Free speech zones exist because somebody has decided that public awareness of peaceful protest might be an effective means of instigating political change.
    But, if nobody sees the protest, the threat is gone.

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    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
  182. Duh by ceo4techass · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, an engineer, someone who is studied and proven at being able to apply science to solve a problem. I'm not sure I see the connection here.

  183. How to fix the layout by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    You may need a bigger and/or better monitor for this, and you may need to place it further away from you. Anyhow:

    Crank up the resolution and then turn up the text size a bit. That way the big meaty buttons of death are only a little bigger than the text, and the vast stretch of whitespace that builds up to the left of the comments is reduced, while at the same time fitting a lot of text on the screen. Next, crank up the contrast so there is a more clearly defined border around the comments.

    Now if only I could figure out how to put some common settings to the right of the new reply box for easy access. Maybe this idea I have using things I call "tabs" and "radio buttons" would work...hey, don't go stealing my ideas now!

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  184. More fake 'terrorists' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most 'terrorist' events have in fact been false flag operations (USS liberty, 9/11, Oklahoma City). The 'War on Terror' is yet another infringement on our rights by the gov't. Add it to the ever-growing list of violations:
    They violate the 1st Amendment by opening mail, caging demonstrators and banning books like "America Deceived" from Amazon.
    They violate the 2nd Amendment by confiscating guns during Katrina.
    They violate the 4th Amendment by conducting warrant-less wiretaps.
    They violate the 5th and 6th Amendment by suspending habeas corpus.
    They violate the 8th Amendment by torturing.
    They violate the entire Constitution by starting 2 illegal wars based on lies and on behalf of a foriegn gov't.
    Write in Dr. Ron Paul and save this great country.
    Last link (unless Google Books caves to the gov't and drops the title):
    America Deceived (book)

  185. duh by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 1

    I think there's a good reason they don't want people from other fields.

  186. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We prefer the term "Freedom Engineer". It sounds so much better than "Terrorist".

  187. The reason is obvious... by rdmiller3 · · Score: 1

    If terrorists are expected to design and build devices, then ...DUH!... of course they'll be engineers.

    Can you imagine the havoc which could be wrought by a terrorist cell whose operatives majored in comparative literature? Oh, the horror!

  188. Who says engineers can't dance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'll never see a news story with the headline "engineers make great break-dancers." Umm, yes you will. Have you ever heard of Dementia? You can watch him on Youtube.