User: laejoh

Re:Dream office? That's easy: 15 steps

On: How Would You Design Your Dream Office?

1) Hot secretary sitting in side

There, I corrected it for you.

Jebus! Slashdotters, no wonder you're all singles!

Re:Is this really that big of a deal?

On: Airlines Plan To Filter, Censor In-Flight Internet Access

... in an authentic Spanish Inquisition dungeon, complete with top-of-the-line torture chamber and comfy chair?

There, I completed it for you!

01-08-18?

On: Mystery Company Recruiting Talent With a Puzzle

Amazing, I have the same combination on my lugguage!

Oh forget about pr0n

On: Airlines Plan To Filter, Censor In-Flight Internet Access

I wonder what would happen if I'd open this on an American airliner? Would people care? Probably, they'd all go nuts!

Oh, I wouldn't need any of that,

On: Anti-Virus Effectiveness Down from Last Year

I run Linux!

Re:Wow!

On: Your Worst IT Workshop?

The Internet is free you know!

Re:Sue

On: Experience with Fighting Domain Farming

Hey, even him?

Re:Those crazy germans

On: Dutch Government Adopts Open Source Software Initiative

I panicked when I read your comment. Thank the OP didn't mention the war!

Re:I love it

On: Dutch Government Adopts Open Source Software Initiative

Ik, voor één, heet mijn nieuwe open standaarden overheren welkom :)

Re:Thus pacifist aliens

On: Does Active SETI Put Earth in Danger?

And don't forget the towel factories!

Re:The Whiz Kid

On: The 5 Users You'd Meet in Hell

And that's when you realize you've become a daddy!

It seems logical

On: Voyager 2 Shows Solar System Is "Dented"

that the birthplace of Arthur, Sector ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha, contains something that appears Dent(ed).

flying is easy

On: Flying Humans

It's like throwing yourself at the ground and miss. So I'm for one am not impressed!

Re:A few rights

On: Corporations Face Problems with Employee Emails

I work at the GNAA you insensitive clod!

Re:What?!?

On: Picture-Sorting Dogs Show Human-Like Thought

Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you!!
CATS: How are you gentlemen!!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say!!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

Oh wait... is this the CATS you're looking for?

Re:Still running

On: Commodore 64 Still Beloved After All These Years

So it's a bit like Gentoo, isn't it?

Re:Good for business

On: Group Hopes to Rename Street After Douglas Adams

I still remember the British wrapping their chips in a newspaper. So nowadays it's a towel?

Re:Golf Oscar Oscar Delta Juliet Oscar Bravo!

On: Ham Radio Operators Are Heroes In Oregon

i.e. good job

I misread your i.e. as ie! Boy, did that sentence become confusing!

Re:Obvious retaliation

On: MPAA Forced To Take Down University Toolkit

Perhaps you should subscribe to his newsletter?

Re:Did they consult their customers?

On: MTV Takes on P2P by Making South Park Free

Ever tried to watch a World War II movie in German? Extremely confusing! Or a western: "Feurwasser, donnerwetter, und scrapen Sie die toten Commanchen von meines Pferd!" just doesn't have that ring to it.

Re:Holy Crap

On: BBC Creates 'Perl on Rails'

If it was meant to be easy to understand, we wouldn't have called it "perl".

There, I corrected it for you!

I am very happy with this but...

On: Google Confirms Intent To Bid for 700MHz Spectrum

Doesn't a 700 Mhz speccy make the games become unplayable? All games I own work well on a 1 Mhz ZX Spectum, 700 seems to quick.

Re:how, exactly

On: Texas Science Director Forced To Resign Over ID Statements

If god is in control of everything then why is it the most religious countries get hit with major earthquakes, flooding and tsunamis?

Homer said it best when whe decided NOT to go to church anymore every week:

And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!

-- Homer, ``Homer the Heretic''

Re:And then what?

On: Voyager 2 Set to Reach Termination Shock

It's a whole lot different to say "we were there" than guessing what it would be like from a long distance.

You just described the sex life of the average slashdotter!

Re:obvious

On: Rare Soviet Retro-Future Space Art

See, global warming IS happening!