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How Would You Design Your Dream Office?

An anonymous reader writes "My company is building a new office. As the local IT Guy, I've been asked to design my new office from the ground up. If you were given the opportunity to design your dream office, what features would you include? What things would you try to avoid? I get to determine absolutely everything. The catch? I have to share my office space with all the network equipment. Just 4 standard racks, and all your basic telephone and network wiring. Can anyone help me get started? I have no idea where to even begin."

376 comments

  1. First investment by jachim69 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The best pair of noise canceling headphones you can find. 4 racks of equipment in your office? I'd go bonkers in about a day.

    1. Re:First investment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless your office has a door; you can use the noisy equipment as an excuse for not hearing people when they knock. Oh and a camera positioned to see who is knocking would be good.

    2. Re:First investment by solevita · · Score: 1

      I had a single Sun T1000 on my desk for about half an hour before the sound made me go nuts. I guess the guy asking this question has never actually heard the sound a server makes. Makes me wonder what other informed IT decisions he'll be making for his new "office"/the-company-as-a-whole.

    3. Re:First investment by BWJones · · Score: 1

      I've got my dream office here.

      Mac Mini's and Mac Pro's for servers make for quiet work.

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    4. Re:First investment by HockeyPuck · · Score: 4, Funny

      Looks like a tanning booth to me.

    5. Re:First investment by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

      funny, that stuff doesn't bother me in the least. maybe i'm broken.

    6. Re:First investment by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      WE built a rackable system where I worked a few years ago. It seems it generated 300W of heat and getting all that heat out of the box was nigh-on impossible. The powers that be in management decided that redesigning the main boards so we could leverage the case as a heatsink was a bad idea. They went for the $20 high power blower fan to force air through some drilled holes in the PCB and past the hot components.

      The thing was _noisy_. Very very noisy (round the 80dB mark from memory). You can imagine I had one running all day on my desk while I was trying to get the embedded software to boot on this nice new hardware. I ended up turning off the shitty fan and using a regular pedestal fan to get air moving past it.

      If you end up with a rack full of these babies (or just 1 in the rack) you'll definitely want to partition them off and sound proof it!

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    7. Re:First investment by Average · · Score: 1

      Yep. Noise is pernicious. My office also doubles as a low-rent recording studio (we do audio work on e-books). My main desktop is a fanless thin client. Dead silent == PERFECT!

    8. Re:First investment by Enleth · · Score: 1

      Well, I've got a Proliant 6400R under my desk as a heavy-duty test box, that beast has seven 900mA fans in it - let's just say that a pair of wireless Sennheiser TR140 headphones is a bare minimum when working with it, something along the lines of 200 series would be nice (better sound insulation, that is).

      On the bright side, I've positioned it so that a steady stream of nice, warm air blows out of its back just by my legs. I can have the lower-than-normal tempretature I like in the room, while not freezing my feet after a long coding session...

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    9. Re:First investment by Tesen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I shared my office with 12 servers for about two years once, the office was always at a nice 60F (mmmm!). Eventually the machines kicked me out (bastards!) so I had to end up getting a proper office (which then got a false floor installed, new racks, cooling, insulation, electrical, fiber, more fiber and an industrial UPS). Shortly after that happened, the bloody machines kicked me out again. Out of a home, alone in the world I took my laptop and enjoyed the summer days outside using WiFi and my "office phone" forwarded to a local RT.

      I think it was late summer and a shock thunderstorm (I was under cover) and all the conference rooms full before I decided to acquire another space to park my bones (damn I was going to miss the titties! Or was I? lol). Rest assured this being a college, I made sure I had a ground floor view of the young ladies sunning themselves studying on the grass in front of my tinted (read: they could not see me drooling) office windows.

      I acquired an office mate (he was my best friend after all); with posted on the door "No servers allowed", had it locked and always had a DVD running while working (I wanted to post no servers allowed, unless you work at hooters - but my supervisorr frowned upon that, just like the bloody machines what a bastard!).

      It is amazing what your brain will filter out; I had people in my office that could not understand what I was saying most of the time, yet I could make them out perfectly.

      Tes

    10. Re:First investment by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      the laptop HD and low ram with the i/o over head for on board video make for a poor server. Real servers have on board video over the pci bus with 8-32 of there own ram.

    11. Re:First investment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was a student worker in some misc university and my "office" was put in with several racks of equipment. Horrible. Freezing cold, noisey. I hated it. But you know how academic hierarchies are ...

      So like what other people said, Sound proofing, and temperature are key. One other place I worked, we were in a separate room. But it had huge glass windows and a hallway in between, so we could look over our shoulders and see some of the gear, and it was easy to walk over too it.

      But in your situation, acct for wind, noise, temperature should be top priorities I think. Nice lighting, comfy chair... big enough display(s), fast enough workstation(s), though you probably only need one. And depending on what you do, maybe a workbench space and lots of drawers for misc parts and stuff.

    12. Re:First investment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They want you to work in an equipment room......unacceptable.

      Start looking for a new job now.

      Better yet wait for them to stick you into the equipment room and pull a whistle blower to OSHA. When the company fires you for being a whistle blower you can ring the register.

    13. Re:First investment by BWJones · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey, as Internet servers, those little Mac Mini's with on board gigabit ethernet are capable of more than you might imagine with one currently serving upwards of 45,000 graphics intensive pages a day.

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    14. Re:First investment by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Hmm, I agree with most of what others say in that you're going to need to seperate your office and your network stuff and allow sufficient space for the network stuff to grow. A/C might not be enough, I'm looking at building a mini datacenter for my department (2 racks, 4 Sun workstations 5 PC's), even with that our plant ops said we'd need proper cooling installed. You'll also need space behind and in front of the racks so count on about 1/3rd of the datacenter space being racks, the other 2/3rds will be a server length front and back, add extra space for cooling if needed (they might be able to drop a cooler in the ceiling so you wouldn't need the floor space for it then).

      Also, how important is your equipment? Assume the room were to disapear what would happen? If the answer is the department/company will be inoperable until the new equipment arrives and you are able to restore stuff from dumps then you both need some redundancy, and are going to want a proper fire suppression system. If you use a neutral gas suppression your going to need an airtight space for the servers (which will probably help with the noise too).

      If your job is anything like 90% of IT professionals, you'll spend the minority of your time in your datacenter, that is what terminal services is for. Also, think about all the time spent sourcing vendors, doing project management work, any coding you have to do etc. I'd really fight to have the equipment put somewhere else if I was you. Figure out what percentage of time you need physical contact with the servers/switches and let your boss know. I mean it doesn't make sense to live with the noise and run at reduced efficiency for 80% of your work day for the sake of 300 sqft or so of floor space, if there is any way to avoid it. Also, if the sound proofing ends up sucking, you'll have to take phone calls and stuff with that crap in the background.

      It is funny, companies worry about their 20k per year factory workers when it comes to noise, and environmental conditions, but the 60-150k IT guy gets the shaft. Apparently server noise has a different effect on the ears than machine noise.

    15. Re:First investment by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      funny, that stuff doesn't bother me in the least. maybe i'm broken.

      Aye, like me. I have a distinct notch in my hearing at 50 and 60hz (Australian and US AC frequency). Far too many years in computer rooms. It's the fans, mostly.

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    16. Re:First investment by falsified · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't understand what you're saying now, and it's damn quiet here. Could it be that the end of your sentence never has to do with the beginning part of it?

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    17. Re:First investment by dave562 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You beat me to it. Better add a parka to the list to cope with the air conditioning requirement to keep four racks cool. Or better yet, tell your employer to stop being so god damn cheap and have them build a real server room and offer to take a normal office or even a cube like everyone else. It will be worth it to not go home with a ringing in your ears and perma-tremors from shivering due to artic like air conditioning.

    18. Re:First investment by TClevenger · · Score: 3, Informative

      Absolutely. I'd take a cube over a desk in a server room any day.

    19. Re:First investment by Unoti · · Score: 3, Funny

      tell your employer to stop being so god damn cheap and have them build a real server room and offer to take a normal office
      Or better yet: tell them to splurge and take that whole room for the servers, and then you work remotely from home!
    20. Re:First investment by peektwice · · Score: 1

      A desk you can sleep under.

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    21. Re:First investment by lostguru · · Score: 1

      can i have your life please?

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    22. Re:First investment by Gerzel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      IT guys are not generally part of Unions.

    23. Re:First investment by n4djs · · Score: 1

      and realize that if the ambient sound level is greater that 85 db, the company has to start a hearing conservation program... http://www.osha.gov/pls/oshaweb/owadisp.show_document?p_table=STANDARDS&p_id=9735 You really don't want to share a computer room and a office, and may not be able to and meet fire codes. You might want to touch base with the local fire marshal. Also, I am assuming that you are going to have limited access to the computer room - how are you going to have general access to your office at the same time?

    24. Re:First investment by kennygraham · · Score: 1

      Dynamic pages with the server actually doing something? Or just storing a handful of static html and a few megs of jpg files in ram and serving them out? Because any computer with an ethernet connection can do the latter. But if by "internet server", you mean dynamic database-driven pages with some heavy server-side stuff going on, I'm impressed.

    25. Re:First investment by BWJones · · Score: 1

      Mostly it is just static html, though one of them functions as an application server. The heavy lifting is done by the Mac Pros that are actually quieter than the Xserves, thus my interest in them. However, you are absolutely correct that proper caching and a gigabit connection can be done by lots of hardware, but for my purposes when I had to have servers in my office, the Mac Mini with its almost silent sound signature, very low heat generation and small size were the way to go. The Xserves live in a proper server environment where people do not have to coexist.

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    26. Re:First investment by magarity · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The best pair of noise canceling headphones you can find
       
      You and everyone else: the office is to be shared with the NETWORKING racks, not the SERVER racks. There'll be a jillion blinky LED's and a few low volume fans but there won't be the A/Cs, blaring fans, etc, that everyone is going on about. The room will be warmer than usual with even that kind of gear but with a little planning like an independent climate control it won't be that bad.
       
      I'd just recommend you get a color of network cable that you like (I prefer the dark blue ones to the bright yellow ones) and plenty of organizers like the overhead raceways to keep them lined up neatly. Maybe a false ceiling under the raceways to hide them completely. Oh, and natural lighting. If you don't have a window, can you at least get a light tube?

    27. Re:First investment by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      It is funny, companies worry about their 20k per year factory workers when it comes to noise, and environmental conditions, but the 60-150k IT guy gets the shaft. It's called a union.
      Companies didn't give two shits about those "20k per year factory workers" losing arms, going deaf, getting poisoned on the job, etc etc etc until the unions finally lobbied Congress hard enough to get OSHA passed.

      It's funny that Nixon signed off on OSHA (and the EPA), which Republicans have been trying to weaken ever since.
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    28. Re:First investment by roguetrick · · Score: 1

      I felt like I was listening to someone's uncle. It wasn't unpleasant, reading that, but I have a feeling I've taken nothing away from it.

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    29. Re:First investment by base3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      When the company fires you for being a whistle blower you can ring the register.
      Retaliation is incredibly hard to prove, and everyone from the top down would be on board with painting the whistleblower as a long-term, incompetent malcontent, even if it takes falsifying records to do it. Bad idea--also, lawyers don't take those cases on contingency, so he'll need a large bankroll in place first.
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    30. Re:First investment by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      It is funny, companies worry about their 20k per year factory workers when it comes to noise, and environmental conditions, but the 60-150k IT guy gets the shaft. Apparently server noise has a different effect on the ears than machine noise.

      Nah. The 20k per year factory workers have something the IT guys don't: union representation.
    31. Re:First investment by simontek2 · · Score: 1

      Your the owner of the mac mini in my data center. Someone is renting an entire rack, and the only thing in the rack is a mac mini.

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    32. Re:First investment by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      There is no way in hell you need that many monitors. Some of them are IMPOSSIBLE to look at without turning a significant amount of your personal mass.

      As someone else said, it looks more like a tanning booth than a place you'd want to actually work.

      Get a KVM switch, and pare that down to like two or three monitors and use the switch, and/or remote and extended desktops to deal with all the servers. You should only need ONE keyboard/mouse.

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    33. Re:First investment by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Water-cooled server racks. Only way to stay sane if the rack is in your space, and it makes sense economically too. Rittal has a petty good solution, but it needs either a raised floor or plinth. Put patch panels on the wall. Separate workbench from desk.

    34. Re:First investment by wakingrufus · · Score: 1

      or you can use a great software alternative to KVM switches such as synergy if you prefer. http://synergy2.sourceforge.net/ at home, i have 2 computers plugged into one monitor (it has 2 inputs) plus a laptop that i control all with one set of mouse/keyboard via synergy.

    35. Re:First investment by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

      If it's filling four racks, assuming that 1/4 of the space is taken up with punch panels, it's enough gear to have some fans. Ever enjoyed the presence of a backbone switch like the Catalyst 6500 series? Even a stack of 2900s will produce a significant amount of noise and heat.

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    36. Re:First investment by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cameras?! Try a system of mirrors that no only reveal who is knocking but can redirect a laser beam to eliminate who is knocking.

    37. Re:First investment by Divebus · · Score: 1

      Real servers have on board video over the pci bus with 8-32 of there own ram. Real servers don't have video monitors.
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    38. Re:First investment by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      I don't believe anyone has brought up unions.

    39. Re:First investment by upside · · Score: 3, Informative

      I bought an old Cisco 2900XL for home use/playing around but had to relegate it to testing only because of the fan noise. At work the new models are just about the same.

      A Cisco router creates 43-57 dBA, equivalent to a TV set blaring constantly one meter away. Four full height racks implies quite a few boxes, too. Not a good working environment.

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    40. Re:First investment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And one of these desks.

    41. Re:First investment by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      I used to think I didn't mind PC noise either. For years I used to sleep in a room with a very loud rackmount 24 port gigabit hub, and several always on PCs. That lot did actually make a fair racket, enough to drive most of my geeky friends mad.

      Then I got a proper job that involved me visiting a datacentre periodically. I actually find it kinda hard to concentrate in there. The server noise is just about bearable, but the real killer is th AC's. They have 4 very noisy units with 50% redundancy over the places current heat load. I would defy anyone to tolerate that day in, day out.

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    42. Re:First investment by Idaho · · Score: 1

      You and everyone else: the office is to be shared with the NETWORKING racks, not the SERVER racks. There'll be a jillion blinky LED's and a few low volume fans but there won't be the A/Cs, blaring fans, etc, that everyone is going on about.

      Ha ha ha, clearly you've never sat down in the same room as any 19" networking equipment?

      Because I have, and noticed that

      1) It's a nice way to reduce the heating bill (not the electricity bill though)
      2) If you think those fans don't make much noise, it's probably time to check whether your hearing is anywhere close to OK.

      Also, if you believe it will contain just networking stuff, you're being a bit naive. Which company would need 4 racks containing just *networking* equipment? And if the company is so big that it would require this, why on earth would they put that equipment in a different location than the servers, which are likely going to use the majority of the connections to said network equipment?
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    43. Re:First investment by Tesen · · Score: 1

      OMG! I've become like my uncle, trailing off down memory lane with no apparent point or direction. PLEASE SOMEONE SHOOT ME!

    44. Re:First investment by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      He Claimed he can do anything. so a wall of glass between him and the equipment will work just fine.

      it's what I did when we were told we had to share space with the servers and network gear. But I also made them put in a raised floor as well so we could easily run wires around.

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    45. Re:First investment by Spliner69 · · Score: 1

      Temp is going to be an issue if the racks are IN your office. Make sure there is extra cooling. If there is space, allow for a partition of some sort between you and those racks. I have had two positions with companies that put my office in the server room. Neither had extra cooling and neither had a partition between the racks and me. Note: I'm not working for them any longer! After a few years I could no longer take it!

    46. Re:First investment by MistrBlank · · Score: 1

      Most Government IT are. Communication Workers of Amercia. They're no intelligent body though for negotiating. My last contract I would have preferred to personally negotiate. They also happen to cover most secretarial and other administrative staff who make stupid votes sacrificing their futures for stupidly miniscule pay increases.

    47. Re:First investment by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Well Nixon also signed off on HMO's so you give some, you take some was a policy back then as well.

    48. Re:First investment by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      Like others have said... unlike the cheesy little Netgear rigs, Cisco gear can get damned noisy. I've got a Catalyst 6509 under my care that seems like it can out-noise any four servers put together.

      ...and the minute a PHB says "Vee -Oh -Eye -Pee" in a meeting, you'll end up with servers in there.

      /P

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    49. Re:First investment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is funny under three posts about unions.

    50. Re:First investment by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 5, Interesting
      No not at all ;) Actually the last three posts I got in reply mentioned unions, and fair enough. I read a article recently (can't remember where, though I subscribe to TechRepublic and the Code Project so I wouldn't be supprised if it was one of them) about this kind of thing. The arguement was that IT people want to be treated as "professionals" not lowly hourly workers, so are more likely to take a salary position, and put up with working 50+ hr weeks even though in most places even salary employees are entitled to get paid for their time if it is over 44hrs. Anyways, it was well reasoned, and does point out some of the silly things people in the field do.

      I might be a rarity, I'm an hourly IT worker. I bill for my time if I get called back in, at least 4hrs plus travel expenses. My reasoning is: getting to work once a day I pay for, if you want me back you pay for it. So far my boss has lived with that. I'm a one of though, so have some leverage. Funny, the finance department said they didn't have enough work for a second IT guy, so instead pay me OT and travel expenses out the wazoo :) As for avoiding salary my reasoning is: if my first 40 hours was worth 75k to you, then my next 40 hours is worth at least another 75k to you. A factory gets a rush job they bill the customer more, and pay their employees extra. A factory machine goes down, they pay the millwrights OT to get it up and running asap. Same should go with IT. I don't mind putting the hours in, but I'll be damned before I'll burn my gas and spend my evening working for free.

    51. Re:First investment by Shadowsinger · · Score: 1

      Networking equipment is not necessarily quiet. If you think those fans are "low volume", you've never sat next to a Cisco 2900 series switch for any length of time. That tone eats right into your skull in about five minutes flat and feasts on your hippocampus like a hot fudge sundae.

    52. Re:First investment by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      in the mini and other gma based systems? the system still eats system ram even if you don't have a monitor.

    53. Re:First investment by dorkus123 · · Score: 1

      "If your job is anything like 90% of IT professionals, you'll spend the minority of your time in your datacenter, that is what terminal services is for"

      Hehe... you said IT professionals and terminal services in the same sentence.

    54. Re:First investment by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Yeah because user workstations tend to be windows. Perhaps SSH would be better? How about you can use (insert appropriate remote protocol here) to access your systems? Funny thing, I work in healthcare, some vendors still use telnet for access and actually have ssh access disabled. That is crazy, I can see having no remote access, I can see only having SSH access, but why in the world would you choose to only have telnet access? This software is about 50k per workstation and comes from Philips, so is neither a small company thing, or a cheap little peice of junk thing. Weird.

    55. Re:First investment by captainryan1 · · Score: 1

      Here is where every IT Guy should start! http://www.digitaltigers.com/

    56. Re:First investment by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      With synergy, ssh and/or X11 (and the remote display thing in Windows, the name of which I have forgotten), I had no idea people still even had a use for kvm switches.

      Maybe there are more CP/M users left than I thought ?

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    57. Re:First investment by GentlemanRogue · · Score: 1

      From my perspective, servers ARE machines, therefore server noise == machine noise. Anything less than complete separation of server room and office space is insane. Shop floors have offices for their foremen, and you are the "foreman" of the network.

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    58. Re:First investment by Divebus · · Score: 1

      the system still eats system ram even if you don't have a monitor. Roger that. I'll rephrase - real servers don't need monitors. Although, I do have a several minis tirelessly doing DNS work.
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    59. Re:First investment by Darby · · Score: 1

      I had no idea people still even had a use for kvm switches.

      Absolutely there's a use. KVM over IP, especially is critical.

      none of ssh, remote X, or rdesktop let you get into the BIOS screens to adjust settings, RAID cards come up before the computer boots as well and without something like a KVM (or dedicated keyboard monitors etc), you don't get to fix those problems without driving down to the cage ;-)

    60. Re:First investment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BANG!

    61. Re:First investment by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      It's called, imaginatively enough, "remote desktop" as far as I know.

      Whether you use a real KVM or a virtual one, the concept is still the same: You don't need any more monitors than you can look at at one time. 3 is pretty close to the max, linearly. Anything that's out of your field of view might as well be off.

      It takes less effort to push a button than to turn around and look at something, and you're not going to glimpse anything important out of the corner of your eye that's displayed behind you.

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    62. Re:First investment by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      I had no idea people still even had a use for kvm switches.

      Absolutely there's a use. KVM over IP, especially is critical.

      none of ssh, remote X, or rdesktop let you get into the BIOS screens to adjust settings, RAID cards come up before the computer boots as well and without something like a KVM (or dedicated keyboard monitors etc), you don't get to fix those problems without driving down to the cage ;-) Yes I guess I overlooked that case which mostly comes up during setup, but I suppose that when a lot of maintenance on remote boxes is involved and there are no trained monkeys on site, it's a welcome addition :)
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  2. Office space? by PyrotekNX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Seriously, we have no idea what kind of room we have to work with, how many people you need space for, etc.

    1. Re:Office space? by ttapper04 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The square footage of your office is most important. The bigger your office in relation to those around you the more important you are, and thus the more "dreamy" your office is.

      Cover up empty wall space with your favorite artwork.

      If you are lucky enough to have a window, then orient your desk so you can look out.

      Proper lighting is key. My 20x16 office has 4 florescent fixtures each with 4 bulbs, and when a few go out you can tell a big difference.

    2. Re:Office space? by omeomi · · Score: 1

      If you are lucky enough to have a window, then orient your desk so you can look out.

      I've always found windows in offices to be a problem. If you're facing it, you're squinting all day, and if you're facing away from it, you have glare on your monitor. Blinds aren't always available / adequate. I have one of those Japanese tri-fold screens behind my chair to block the window...

    3. Re:Office space? by raftpeople · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seriously, we have no idea what kind of room we have to work with, how many people you need space for, etc.
      Good point, I better revise my original thoughts. Ok, we may not have room for the entire wildlife reserve so lets scrap the zebras and wildebeests, just the smaller animals should do. But I'm not going to budge on the military submarine drydock facility, these things are indispensible.

      There should be room for at least one starbucks, probably in the southwest corner, adjacent to the home depot.

      As an eco-friendly bike commuter we are going to want some space for supplies, repairs and a shower would be nice.

      Does anyone know how much room we have left at this point?
    4. Re:Office space? by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Here I have been meaning to mention the complete equipped Model Shop with well-filled stock room of various metal and plastic stock. Also the electronics lab area is important. Adequate power is required for the reflow oven, environmental chambers and all the test equipment. The servers aren't necessary. We're supposed to describe OUR Dream Offices, right? Not the server closet for the IT staff to work in.

      Skip the Home Depot. There wouldn't be room for it, and it wouldn't be necessary anyways, because the on-site McMaster-Carr warehouse will stock anything needed.

      Two shipping docks will probably be adequate, since this workspace won't be for the rest of the company.

    5. Re:Office space? by Crystalmonkey · · Score: 1

      I believe at this point we owe so many acres we should consider converting into Klein bottle space.

  3. All I personally would need by Daltin · · Score: 3, Funny

    A mini-fridge, a computer, and the phone. In fact, screw the computer and phone.

    1. Re:All I personally would need by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

      You forgot the microwave to melt the cheese.

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    2. Re:All I personally would need by XHIIHIIHX · · Score: 1

      And the blackjack, and the hookers.

    3. Re:All I personally would need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "See, the body heat melts the Jack. And I'm tellin' you, people, I'm all about body heat."

  4. They're going to stow you away in the server room? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you have to share a room with the network and phone equipment, the first thing is probably a top notch AC, followed closely by noise-canceling headphones and a new job.

  5. Getting started... by sleeping123 · · Score: 1

    Chair, Desk, Computer. Now you're started.

    1. Re:Getting started... by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      4. functional network/internet connection.
      5. Power outlet(s)

    2. Re:Getting started... by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      tools, workbench

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    3. Re:Getting started... by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Now you're just getting demanding.

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    4. Re:Getting started... by kongit · · Score: 1, Funny

      6. Minifridge
      7. 12 pack of beer
      8. large screen TV
      9. Recliner
      10. Fold out sofa
      11. Walnut paneling on the walls
      12. Pool Table
      13. Butler or overzealous but sincere PA with a British accent
      14. Swimming Pool

  6. Sound pollution by dr_strang · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're sharing space with network and server equipment, you need to make sure that there is some sort of sound barrier between the equipment area and your working area. Otherwise you will go nuts.

    Also make sure there's lots of A/C ducting near the equipment, it generates a lot of heat.

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    1. Re:Sound pollution by Original+Replica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you need to make sure that there is some sort of sound barrier between the equipment area and your working area....lots of A/C ducting near the equipment...

      That is and important first consideration, along with a door to close so that the office temperature can be warmer than the server room temperature. Beyond that I would like to add: Make the IT office on the far side of the bathroom and break room from everyone else. Keep out of the usual pathways for management. A dim narrow dead end hallway to get to the door. The IT area might need to be on an outside wall for the servers extra AC (and a window for you). If management wants it IT out of sight, great. Just make the exile comfortable and peaceful.

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    2. Re:Sound pollution by JimB · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but this has been understated everywhere in these replies. Get *SERIOUS* sound deadening installed. You will not go nuts, you will go *DEAF* !!!! As someone who HAS Tinnitis, from many years of sitting / working in server rooms (data centers), I cannot stress this enough.

  7. Dream Office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd make my dream office with blackjack... and hookers! In fact, forget the office...

    1. Re:Dream Office? by El_Oscuro · · Score: 1

      A wet bar would be nice, or at least a brewery instead of the usual water cooler. Would really improve morale...

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    2. Re:Dream Office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why was a redundant post by an AC modded so high?

      Seriously, I see crap like this all the time here and I want an honest answer.

    3. Re:Dream Office? by jmauro · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's from the second episode of Futurama. Bender walks around complaining about being left out of things and says he'll do it better but with "blackjack and hookers" then says, forget what ever it was he was being left out of and just with the blackjack and hookers.

    4. Re:Dream Office? by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think Pattaya Beach in Thailand with a nice Vaio laptop and wireless internet, with pretty girls in bikinis fetching me new batteries when I need them would be a good start. Meetings could be held in hot spas while getting a message.

      Oh wait, there's a limitation that it has to be in a crowded room full of computer equipment. Not really a Dream Office now is it?

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    5. Re:Dream Office? by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1

      Don't people read posts before responding anymore? He wasn't asking for the origin of the quote. He was wondering why this post and this post are modded up when they have the same lame joke in them.

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  8. Start with walls and a door by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    No, seriously, shoot for a room you close up.

    Don't forget an independent HVAC too. And seriously consider sound deadening tiles. All those fans add up.

    Other then that, a small desk for your laptop, and a bench for test machines.

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  9. Plenty of power by attemptedgoalie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How much expansion do you see in the future for your network equipment?

    I know I hate it when my office has to be torn down because the budgeting people never foresaw the growth we'd see. So they wouldn't put in the circuitry for the future. And when the future arrived, the walls had to come down for the power and networking to be installed all over again.

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    1. Re:Plenty of power by zerocool^ · · Score: 3, Interesting


      Also, make sure that your building contractors don't skimp on the AC even after you tell them what you need.

      Case in point, at my soon to be ex-employer, we moved to a new building in the research park. Of course, they over-promised, and when it turned out we weren't going to get any space in the datacenter in the adjacent building, they stuck the server room in about 230 square feet, L-shaped, in the office building.

      Well, first we had to scream and holler that we didn't want a carpeted floor, which they finally agreed to after explaining to them that we had like $120,000 worth of just SAN equipment where all their oh-so-important data was, and that the SAN is so sensitive to voltage changes that it comes with it's own power conditioning unit. That coupled with the dry, cold climate in Blacksburg in the winter eventually convinced them that static electricity is bad(tm).

      Then, we ran the numbers into a Dell utility that we have where you input your server model numbers and specs, and it tells you what kind of power and HVAC you need. We ran several sets of numbers, one being with the 3 racks we have now which were about 1/2 populated, and one with our racks fully populated, which, considering we didn't have any of the 3 racks 4 years ago, we figured was a realistic 5 year projection. With our current load (quick list is 2 15-drive sans, about 20ish 1-U servers, and a smattering of 20 or so 2-U and 4-U servers, auto-tape loader, disk storage arrays, and APC 3000VA UPS's. Current load for an AC to keep the server room at 60-65 degrees is about 6-7 tons of AC. Fully loaded, we would need between 13 and 15 (since only about 80% of the servers are dells, we were estimating what the comparable dell model would be, so it's less accurate than it otherwise would be). Also, with current power needs, we'd need 6x 30A twistlock receptacles, and for full-bore, we'd need between 12 and 15 of them. So, of course, we asked for 15 tons of AC and 15 twist-lock 30A plugs.

      We didn't hear anything else about it, but of course, we got there and only had 6 plugs (in the wrong places), a 5-ton AC ac (so the server room is about 73-75 in the summer when the sun is on that side of the building), and the intake and outlet vents all wrong. Wonderful.

      Ride the builders and the executives, and demand to be involved in the process.

      ~Wx

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  10. Three Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Batcave Home Theater.

  11. Sad by TheRealFixer · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's not an office. That's a "stick the IT guy in the closet so we don't have to spend money on him" room.

    1. Re:Sad by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Yes, like that office in Brazil where the desk, if you could call it that, slides out to next door when your co-worker has to use it.

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    2. Re:Sad by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yup. When I was in a similar situation, I actually insisted on *NOT* being stuck in the server room. I had a small desk in the server room, which I would retreat to when needed (the server room had a lock,) but I wanted a cubicle like everyone else. (In our company, even the CEO only had a cubicle.) My first cubicle in the new space was the most 'scenic' view we had, a 'double cube' shared with the other IT guy, only side walls, no 'entry-side' wall. Later, when the company expanded, us two IT guys moved to the far side of the building, with our own fire escape out the window (which we, against fire code, put plants on.) In the new location, we had more room, and were more 'out of the way', but didn't have a good view out the window.

      Although I often 'worked' from the Starbucks in the public square in front of the building, with my extension forwarded to my cell phone, and a Wi-Fi antenna pointed out our office window down at the public square. This was back in 2000, before there was much Wi-Fi at all, much less "public" Wi-Fi. I'd get a call asking for help, and VNC to the person's computer to fix it, and would sometimes get a "Hey, where are you, anyway? I don't see you in your cube..."

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    3. Re:Sad by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's not an office. That's a "stick the IT guy in the closet so we don't have to spend money on him" room.

      Management: "Yes, but let's tell him that he can design his new 'office' anyway he wants -- that way, he'll feel so 'empowered' that he won't realize he's getting screwed by being stuck in the server closet!"

      Cheers,
      IT

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    4. Re:Sad by Woogiemonger · · Score: 1

      That's not an office. That's a "stick the IT guy in the closet so we don't have to spend money on him" room.

      He's the next Milton?
    5. Re:Sad by Jake73 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Milt, we're gonna need to go ahead and move you downstairs into storage B. We have some new people coming in, and we need all the space we can get. So if you could just go ahead and pack up your stuff and move it down there, that would be terrific, OK?

    6. Re:Sad by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      Mmm-kay?

      Hey, did Lumbergh actually call Milton "Milt"?
      I never noticed that. ...ew.

  12. A big, strong, sturdy door by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would make my door lock a random game of killer sudoko, thus ensuring that management never troubled me - but was too embarrassed about looking mentally deficient to complain.

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    1. Re:A big, strong, sturdy door by also-rr · · Score: 4, Funny

      You could achieve the same effect with a tic tac toe game that gave entry to anyone who could force a draw.

    2. Re:A big, strong, sturdy door by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH YEAH!!! Nice one! Stick it to the man! People in management are idiots! I hate it when they mess with us IT guys! We're the real talent around here! w00t!

  13. hmmm. by apodyopsis · · Score: 1

    an extra internal wall, stuffed full of sound insulation between you and the racks.

    oh yes, and while you are designing your perfect office don't forget the supermodel PA and view over the river.

  14. Stripper Pole.... by AmazingRuss · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...and a nice compliment of strippers.

    1. Re:Stripper Pole.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hot tub, wireless/waterproof keyboard.

      Oh and a plesent complement of friendly hot chicks

  15. Private entrace! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    And enough extra AC capacity to keep the keg cool.

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  16. Re:Office design by kernelpanicked · · Score: 1

    Well at least you're an open and forthright troll.

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  17. I'd start with by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1

    a huge closet. I'd put all the gear in the closet, with it's own thermostat, ventilation, and alarm system. Then I'd pick out my chair and writing platform, etc for my part of the office space.

    1. Re:I'd start with by dchamp · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I was thinking. I've had a few rackmount servers & switches in my cube space before, and it's really annoying. When I moved them, it was oddly calm.

      Build a server closet/room that's connected to your office, and put a big glass window in between so you can see all of the blinky lights.

  18. Huh? by Cally · · Score: 5, Funny

    As the local IT Guy, I've been asked to design my new office from the ground up.

    What's wrong with this picture?

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    1. Re:Huh? by CriminalNerd · · Score: 1

      IT guys get their own offices? I don't believe it.

    2. Re:Huh? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but he's been asked to design it.

      I've worked in IT for nearly 15 years now, and I can tell you that 1) I've had my own private office exactly once and 2) I've always been given a small cubicle, shoved in as close to the server room as you can get. In two jobs, I didn't even have my own cubicle -- just a workstation in a big common area with other IT folks.

      Not that I really care. Give me a laptop and I'll make any place I want my 'office.'

    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm picturing a some what fresh High School graduate with no real world experience, who's getting a woodie and drooling over the possibility of handling a little bit of equipment.

    4. Re:Huh? by smithcl8 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Believe it or not, it can happen. I have my own office at my new gig, which I just started 4 months ago. Before I started, I got a phone call leaving me my new office number, phone number, and email address...everything was set. When I arrived, my name was on the window next to the door of the office and my other window overlooks some trees in a little yard. I have a desk, an open bookshelf, a bookshelf with sliding glass doors, and a table for builds/random work.

      I couldn't believe it then and I still can't. Only problem is that coffee and the refrigerator are about 100 yards away at the other end of the hall.

    5. Re:Huh? by Wobble-U · · Score: 2, Funny

      He should have said from the ground DOWN? Everyone knows IT guys get the basement.

    6. Re:Huh? by Leebert · · Score: 1

      It's not unheard of. Where I work, two people share a single office with a door, standard size is about 10x15. Heck, I even have a futon in my office and it's still pretty spacious. I have grown so fond of it, if I ever left my job, I'd be willing to take a lower paying job elsewhere just to have an office. It's nice to shut the door occasionally and actually get some work done.

      <plug>
      By the way, not entirely off topic, if anyone out there groks unix and networking and want to work for a NASA contractor in the MD/DC area, you could occupy that empty desk in my office. Drop me a line at slashdot at leebert.org
      </plug>

    7. Re:Huh? by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1
      I've always been given a small cubicle...


      Caught a typo for you, I think this should read: "I've always been given the small cubicle..."

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    8. Re:Huh? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      IT people will ask for exactly what they NEED.. management will be too busy building and cut it in half figuring IT is asking for what they WANT. In reality management should KNOW what you need and ask for your input... tell the electrical designer how many watts, the HVAC guy how many tons, the floor guy ... etc, be part of the building TEAM. Being thrown the whole thing in this manner shows they don't really think your important enough to the company.. i.e. he's already talking sharing the room with servers which is very tacky, non-productive, anti-social, and possibly and OSHA violation.

  19. I'd have a trapdoor + piranha tank in the dev area by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 0

    Works for me.

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  20. Don't have it as your office by Ewan · · Score: 1

    It sounds like the last thing you would want is to be in this room since it's got 4 racks of computer equipment. Make it a proper little data centre with raised floors, air con, and a seperate power feed, and put your own desk somewhere else in the building where you can talk to people and not be deafened by all the fans spinning.

  21. Re:Office design by desenz · · Score: 1

    Well, its a step forward at least. Doesn't even need to be flagged.

  22. Hate to be Captain Obvious by avandesande · · Score: 4, Insightful

    @home

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  23. Re:They're going to stow you away in the server ro by solevita · · Score: 1

    Before that new job comes through, better buy some warm clothes...

    Whenever I go into the server room (no, they gave me a desk outside of the cupboard), I always wonder whether it's the cold or the noise that's making me work quicker than usual.

    Ah well, a good start to the new year, poor bastard.

  24. Demeaning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats ridiculous. Find a new job.

  25. One Thing.... a raised floor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Raised floors are neat, you can run wiring, you can run the AC ducting under the floor, up through the server rack and out the top! Besides that you have a escape route ;). AnonyMouse

    1. Re:One Thing.... a raised floor! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a place to hide and not be bothered by management or the fucking l-users while you power nap.

  26. My recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    1) Separate your work area from the racks with a wall.
    2) Soundproof & insulate that wall or your office will be noisy & 65 degrees F year round.
    3) Make sure there's extra room in the server side of it, or your office will get taken over.
    4) Your desk should face the door. Otherwise, people will always walk up behind you.
    5) Get a filing cabinet, some drawers and some shelves to keep your stuff in. Whenever you get paperwork, file it if it would be troublesome to get another copy or you'll refer to it often, recycle it otherwise.

    1. Re:My recommendations by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Get a filing cabinet, some drawers and some shelves to keep your stuff in.

      Also useful for those Katie-bar-the-door-type situations.

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    2. Re:My recommendations by toddestan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Separate your work area from the racks with a wall.

      I would even go further. See if they will allow two doors into the hallway. If they will, then simply make two completely seperate rooms.

    3. Re:My recommendations by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 4, Funny

      I worked for 3 years in a data center with about 100 servers, network gear, and an ancient environmental unit. Very noisy environment. If you get to design your workplace, then you want sound proofing like described here.

      I now work in a place with a separate data center. It's so nice to talk on the phone and not have to explain to others that I am not, in fact, in an airplane back by the engines.

    4. Re:My recommendations by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Get a blackjack table! And Hookers!

      Actually, forget the blackjack.

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    5. Re:My recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Separate your work area from the racks with a wall. 2) Soundproof & insulate that wall or your office will be noisy & 65 degrees F year round....
      Good lord! You all need to think outside the box. Look at the prompt:

      If you were given the opportunity to design your dream office, what features would you include?
      The answer is simple:
      1) Construct a replica of the Playboy Mansion, including bunnies.
      2) Add a giant compute server.

      Problem solved.

      And no, no profit step is required when your office contains Playmates.
    6. Re:My recommendations by Ifni · · Score: 5, Insightful

      6) a fifth and sixth rack, or at least the space to put them. Seriously, plan to grow anywhere from 25-50% over the next five years unless you have reason to believe otherwise. This was hinted at in item 3, but warrants clarification/repeating.

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    7. Re:My recommendations by TClevenger · · Score: 2, Informative
      2) Soundproof & insulate that wall or your office will be noisy & 65 degrees F year round.

      This is absolutely the most important part. I had an office in a server room for a year, and the hearing damage and stress caused by server noise is not worth it.

      Also, separate the A/C controls completely. Run your office off the building common supply, and purchase separate units for the server room.

    8. Re:My recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Completely agree with the reply. You'd definitely want to separate your office space from the server room. Beyond just the noise, you want to make sure that your hardware will provide the longest life with the highest availability and reliability so you'll have as few headaches as possible.

      Server room-
      Make sure:
      1. You check the documentation for your equipment and racks. It'll tell you how much of the following would be required for each rack or piece of hardware:
      -power/current required
      -heat produced
      -cooling required
      -room temperature requirements (generally 70-74 degrees F depending on the documentation)
      -room humidity requirements (generally 40-45% depending on the documentation)
      -whether anything needs to be cooled from front to back or bottom to top and recommendations/requirements to achieve optimal functionality.

      Some of the vendor websites will provide power calculators that extrapolate this information for you. You also need to provision for growth and max capacity for the room as far as how much power can cooling you can provide if you were to max out that room. Some of this might be moot because they may just build out into your office space and move you to another desk if they run out of server room space.

      2. Rack layout within the room so that they're not blowing hot air into each other and the harder challenge of ensuring each rack and server within each rack is getting the required cooling to stay at the appropriate temperature and humidity.

      3. Cable layout and labeling - While you'll only have four racks, the cabling is no small feat. You want to make sure you have space to cable and that the cabling is protected and supported from being damaged or broken. Can happen with fibre channel and infiniband.

      4. Console/KVM/Lights out management capabilities so that you can work even if some of your infrastructure is down and you are remote. Factoring that in now will save you in headaches in the future.

      5. Space to pull out your equipment and service it without running out of space or bumping into other equipment. Lighting or a good flashlight becomes important here (although air blowing into your eyes or contacts doesn't help figure out what cable you're trying to remove).

      6. Badge access restrictions to get to the server room.

      7. A really good, high-quality phone in case you need to call coworkers or support. Crappy phones in the server room are annoying to both parties.

      Office space:
      This kind of depends on what you would need:
      1. A good desk, and a comfy chair, basic office supplies.

      2. Workbench for any troubleshooting or staging so you can stay out of the server room as much as possible.

      3. Any tools, meters, cables, connectors, gender changers, etc. Even if you don't need it, always handy to have a backup in case the guy that does need it doesn't have it.

      4. Face the door but also make sure the screen isn't going to be hit by sunlight if your office space has some windows.

      5. Space, connectivity, and network printers for visitors like interns, coworkers or management so that you don't have to share your stuff.

      6. Possibly a backup server that can serve as a personal/test provisioning (ghost, jumpstart, kickstart), file and backup server. May be unnecessary depending on what you have in those four racks.

      7. Space to unpack equipment if you're right next to the server room.

      8. A wide door and a wide pathway to your loading dock.

      9. Any other office equipment you don't have other places in your office i.e. fax, copier, etc.

      There's probably other stuff that I can't think of right now as well.

      Good Luck!

    9. Re:My recommendations by felipekk · · Score: 1

      4) Your desk should face the door. Otherwise, people will always walk up behind you. And also, no one can see that you are looking at pr0n before you notice there is someone looking.
    10. Re:My recommendations by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Get a blackjack table! And Hookers!

      Actually, forget the blackjack. And the servers!
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    11. Re:My recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Redundant power via UPS and power sources to each rack!

    12. Re:My recommendations by JLester · · Score: 1

      Ah, just forget the whole thing!

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    13. Re:My recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 4) Your desk should face the door. Otherwise, people will always walk up behind you.

      Make sure you cannot be seen from the door and any person that may move in at a later time will face the door. This will make sure you won't be interrupted as often.

    14. Re:My recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4) Your desk should face the door. Otherwise, people will always walk up behind you.

      And also, no one can see that you are looking at pr0n before you notice there is someone looking.


      Either that or that you have your eyes closed. Just lean into the monitor so they can't see your eyes. If they happen to notice that your eyes are closed (the peakaround... bastards), have your conversation with your eyes closed so that they think that it's a technique that you use to focus. I would never do these things, of course..

    15. Re:My recommendations by Ripping+Silk · · Score: 1

      I'd pick a glass wall to separate you and the racks. A nicely high tech look and will keep the sound out. tinted maybe ?

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    16. Re:My recommendations by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      A crappy phone? What?

    17. Re:My recommendations by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My big ticket item
      a nearby desk in the main office just like everyone else.
      sure yours will have lots of screens, but you still get to be one of the team.

      Stop locking yourself away as the weird IT guy.
      Also makes it easier to get another person on board, as the need arises.

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    18. Re:My recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why doesnt anyone mention the actual space constraints?

      What I find VERY important is the depth of the desk I am sitting at. It has to be at least 3ft deep - preferrably 4ft so that I can extend monitors as far away from my eyes
      as possible.

      Idealy this desk will be a U, if not then an L. The edges should be round so you can keep your hands on it for long time without anything being sore/squished.

      With this in mind your office has to be at least 10x10ft. So starting from my preferred desk size I designed mine to be about 10ft*16ft and put 2 desks just in case I hve to bring someone over so they can sit on that extra desk doing their own business.

      In addition to that I have CAT5 running to custom Leviton outlets (home depot) delivering 2 CAT5 jacks plus 2 phone jacks in each of the outlets. I used to put 2 phone + 4 network but found most of CAT5 are unused and running cables is a bit more costly than getting a 5-port hub where needed.

      So I would really suggest to actually start with the desk size where you can extend your legs if needed, have the monitor where you want to see it and then think of the rest.

    19. Re:My recommendations by MikeyVB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      4) Your desk should face the door. Otherwise, people will always walk up behind you.

      This one is absolutely correct, and I would also add - Don't have your back to a Window either! My desk is next to a window (sideways facing) and I can look out and into the offices of a bank across the parking lot. With a good pair of binoculars, I bet I would be able to easily make out the text on the dozens of monitors I can see.

    20. Re:My recommendations by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Space is critical. You need space to put inactive equipment (spare components, tools, cables, servers being worked on, etc.) And make sure you can *reach* everything in the cabinets that you need to, and your cables are long enough that you don't have to spaghetti wire them. And whether they admit it, bureaucrats automatically associate space with power: having enough space for a decent desk will help get them to take you more seriously, and having it cluttered with equipment will not.

      Cabinet space nearby for the software licenses, backup tapes, CD's and software boxes is vital. So is a place to meet with people while you fix their laptop, along with whatever network ports on different LAN's or wireless access points you need to plug directly into them and debug. A safe place to put your coffee mug is useful, and a place to put *THEIR* coffee cup and folder of paperwork while you meet them is even more vital, or they're going to put their cups on your servers being repaired and they *will* spill.

      Cabinet doors that open enough to let you use the slide-out KVM consoles, remove the servers, but close well enough to reduce the noise are going to be really helpful. So is cooling that keeps you from baking with the servers, and doesn't chill you to the bone, or you're going to need a parka when you're working.

      Good 3-ring binders and shelf space to put the CD's and their license literature will help you keep things organized.

    21. Re:My recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what are the specs on these 'Playmates'? Ideally, I'd want something that could at least handle most games from up to 2006, and also use as little power as possible. (Don't want to get a smaller check because of an increased electric bill.) A small case is also a good thing, but not small enough to make me use a low-profile video card.

    22. Re:My recommendations by zalel · · Score: 1

      HOW magazine (howdesign.com) publishes ideas for designers' offices. These articles gives ideas about the practical and esthetic aspects of of an office that you'd be happy to spend your hours of labor in happily. I recommend looking there.

    23. Re:My recommendations by berashith · · Score: 1

      It sounds to me like you are getting screwed by management, and to hide that fact they have given you the "opportunity" to design your dream. The decision has been made that you and your equipment are not important enough to warrant the use of real estate, and to keep you from becoming furious they have dangled a nice pretty carrot. Now, the fault is yours for having to share residence with the gear, and all further complaints can fall on deaf ears.

      Separate rooms, AC, and proper electricity are the starting points. When that is won, you will likely have lost the opportunity to design your workspace, and will be sent back to the cubes. Choose your poison, and take the decisions to heart as to how the management views your value.

    24. Re:My recommendations by BVis · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think you want the crappiest phone you can find. Once people figure out that they can't talk to you on the phone without repeating themselves three times, they'll stop calling you and open a ticket like they're bloody well supposed to.

      Or you could just not answer the damn thing. Make sure it's got caller ID so that you can answer it if it's someone that matters (read: someone that either signs your paycheck or has hiring/firing authority over you.)

      Also, a door with swipe-card access only into your office. Keeps people from holding you hostage while they drone on and on about how much they hate something you have no control over or a policy that you implemented/wrote/enforce that inconveniences them in the slightest possible way (eg, they can't use 'password' as their password, etc.) No window in the door either.

      Yes, in fact I think it IS the right thing to do to be as inaccessible as possible other than the appropriate channels (help desk, ticketing system, so forth.) A system that nobody uses might as well not exist, and all this "offline" contact can't be used to track repeating problems/record solutions.

      --
      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    25. Re:My recommendations by slashname3 · · Score: 1

      He did say he had no idea what to do. As such have to assume he is fairly young and inexperienced. As others have mentioned already having you office in a room with four racks of equipment will become intolerable very quickly.

      I'm guessing that what he gets to design is to select a desk and chair that he will put in the closet with the equipment. And that will come from the pile of used crap that places like that have in the basement. He probably is not even given a budget for new desk top systems for him to use.

      Welcome to the real world. Do a search on the Bastard Operator From Hell stories. That is the template you should work from and how you should run the IT department if you really are in charge of it.

      http://members.iinet.net.au/~bofh/

    26. Re:My recommendations by JunkmanUK · · Score: 1

      Also, a door with swipe-card access only into your office....No window in the door either. In a restricted access area you should provide a window in the door for health/safety reasons, sorry to be a party pooper...!
    27. Re:My recommendations by FewClues · · Score: 1

      Aside from the piranha filled moat and the pit bull on the bridge

      1) divide your room from the equipment with a sound absorbent wall making sure that the equipment side of the room is well ventilated.

      2) steel storage cabinet with lock for tools and test equipment

      3) large lockable file cabinet

      4) white board for drawing pictures to explain to management what you just said

      5) a desk to use as a barricade between you and the door

      6) an outside exit cleverly concealed as a second equipment cabinet (along the lines of The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe).

    28. Re:My recommendations by BVis · · Score: 1

      I'd argue that for health/safety reasons (mostly towards the user, but for the admin as well.. you never know when some idiot user will decide that the best option for resolving their issue is to beat the admin senseless) the lack of a window you can see through is an advantage.

      Maybe you could compromise by having said window, but covered with a roll-up blind at all times except for emergencies.

      --
      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    29. Re:My recommendations by jdray · · Score: 3, Informative

      Agreed. If your company is large enough to have four racks full of equipment, it's large enough to have a (small) datacenter. The cooling requirements for that much gear are non-trivial, and trying to balance the cooling and the heat output so that the air temp is comfortable for you would be an exercise in futility.

      A small room, 12' by 12', is about what it takes to house four racks. Okay, you could go with 10' x 12' if you only make space on one end to get around the racks, but 12x12 will give you a little growth room (one rack worth). You need space behind the racks as well as in front.

      Separate exterior doors to the datacenter is a good idea if you expect the IT department to grow beyond about five people, but for a small shop, having access to the datacenter via your office not only provides a level of security (your office becomes a sort of DMZ), but tends to insure that your office will always be the office of "the IT guy," since no manager wants to have people traipsing through his office all the time to "fool with the computers."

      To further your insurance, do a nice custom wiring job in your office space so that you have extra network ports (including some out-of-band ports for monitoring), power outlets that are on the same UPS system as the data center, and a few special ports like serial lines to the console ports of your network and telephone switches. Furthermore, put in a wall-mount PC rack high up on one wall (complete with network port and power outlet) and tie it to a large LCD screen for at-a-glance system monitoring. Don't make the screen too large, as it will be seen as garish. I wouldn't go over 37".

      As others suggested, your desk should face the door. In the "public" space between your desk and the door wall should be a small table with two or three chairs for closed-door meetings. Store stacks of paperwork on the table, giving the visual cue that work is always going on in your office. The rest of the office should be clean and well kept. You're the head of IT, everything should be digital, except for your nod to interaction with "the rest of the world" via the papers on the meeting table.

      Leave space on the walls for a little art of your choosing. I recommend landscapes or florals, as they tend away from hard lines. It gives you something to look at that's not rigid in nature, and can be very relaxing. Furthermore, it gives the impression to visitors that you're deeper in personality than "just a computer geek." Also, have several plants around the office. They help freshen the air and further take away the stark stigma. Get someone else in the office into a routine of helping you maintain the plants so you can occasionally take a vacation without them dying. If your office has a plant service, so much the better.

      The door to your office should have a card-key lock on it, as should the door between your office and the datacenter. Be sure that the access lists for both locks are separate. You want to be sure that you can filter the access for both spaces differently (the whole "DMZ" thing again).

      Good luck. I hope it works out for you. I suspect it won't. You should do a Slashback and let us all know how things turn out.

      --
      The Spoon
      Updated 6/28/2011
    30. Re:My recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, just forget the whole thing! Except the hookers...
    31. Re:My recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Overhead racks for the wiring.

    32. Re:My recommendations by murdocj · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, making IT inaccessible, and then making sure that the ticket system "accidently" loses requests, is certainly the ticket to happy internal customers.

      Or you might try remembering that you are there to serve the company, not the other way around.

    33. Re:My recommendations by BVis · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Who said anything about the ticketing system losing requests? I'm talking about getting EVERY request and resolution INTO the ticketing system, so it can do the job it was designed to do.

      Using a well designed ticketing system improves efficiency and service levels, both of which lead to happy internal customers.

      Or you might try remembering that you are there to serve the company, not the other way around.
      Making best use of the assets and resources the company makes available isn't serving the company? Managing the environment to promote efficiency isn't serving the company?
      --
      Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
    34. Re:My recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) separate yourself from the servers with a Glass wall, to hold the noise and temperature constant in the server area, but you can see what is going on... If you can do it, make sure that you have to go through your office to get to the racks...

    35. Re:My recommendations by PCMaulTim · · Score: 1

      I'd also recommend a door, a door with a keycode to get in, so you don't have 200 employees coming in with urgent cupholder issues. Also, as stated in #3, very good point, most companies (it is hoped) expand, you'll be screwed if you don't have extra room in your environment.

    36. Re:My recommendations by Edgester · · Score: 1

      Make absolutely sure that the datacenter has enough cooling capacity and power. add 50% to the heat capacity you project and buy enough AC for that. have a separate AC unit if possible. Redundant would be better. Be sure to have UPS power. Get a generator depending on your needs.

    37. Re:My recommendations by Edgester · · Score: 1

      Having your office be the walk-through to the datacenter has some pros:
      * no one will want your office

      and cons:
      * strangers walking through your office
      * more likely to be claims for extra server space

    38. Re:My recommendations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no. It ends with "screw the whole thing". If you're stupid enough to throw away the hookers, blackjack, a theme park and a lunar lander, you don't frickin' deserve to get the hookers back. :)

  27. First of all.. by pjr.cc · · Score: 1

    I dont care about the "office" space - i.e. where the plebs sit is of no consequence except they'll need 4 rj45 ports and 4 power ports - who really cares about the rest?

    The next thing i would ask for is 2 computer rooms (raised floor, AC, etc), whack a self-contained room next to it with enough space for the admin folks with windows into the server rooms.

    Add onto that either a might big plasma or a projection screen that projects onto a wall (preferably not visible outside the room "for security reasons") and a decent sound system for audio alerts from your system monitoring application and your done!.

    Then when its build and no ones the wiser you whack a digital tv tuner into your "server monitoring" box and your sweet!. Oh did i mention you should also have a very decent 3d video card for the games, err monitoring box? After all you'll need a very high resolution (HD at least) for all that server monitoring info, and only the top vid cards support that.

    In all seriousness though, all i'd ever want is an independent display for monitoring purposes, well sound-shielded computer location with decent power/AC, a place for building test systems, VoIP comms and everything else will just fit together.

  28. Closet by jeffmock · · Score: 1

    I think you've been conned into living a closet...

    1. Re:Closet by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      I think you've been conned into living a closet... He! So, just head other people's advice: be sure to turn your desk so that you'll be facing away from the door, don't just play poker, and you'll be out of your closet in no time!

  29. That's a server room by Erik+Hensema · · Score: 1

    Four racks, that's a server room. Refuse it. Servers need a radically different environment from humans. You don't want to be there. In a civilized country it's even illegal to work in such an environment without wearing at least hearing protection.

    In your real office, make sure you've got a bench seperate from the desk your working at. Use the bench for repairing and installing computers, so the mess won't enter your desk.

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  30. Begin? by gmerideth · · Score: 1

    I'm going to assume thats 3 racks of hardware and 1 rack for wiring, switches and possibly a PBX? The previous heat comment can range from mild to severe depending on whats in 3 racks of equipment. If you have 30 rack mount machines pumping out heat you're going to have a small sauna to work in daily. "Simple" heat issues can become large complications when you find out where you need to route the heat, plenum considerations, incoming air and other fun things. The noise generated by even 4 servers with SCSI drives will drive you nutty after a few months (you'll hear SCSI whine in your sleep).

    In short, draw diagrams, plan for thousands of watts of power consumption, plan your airflow and give more info next time.

    --
    Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
  31. SSD by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

    You will want to reduce heat generation as much as possible, if you can change to SSD drives that will help you, it will also reduce the cooling requirements thus getting the noise level down. Try to make sure you get good airflow past the equipment so you need less noisy fans. You proably want some sound barrier as well.

  32. New IT office desiderata by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I do IT for a public school system, and we do a lot of moving workstations and other equipment in and out and to seven other buildings around town. Our office is in an older building which may be closed soon, so we have been thinking of these questions. Of course what we focus on is the shortcomings of our current space...

    One essential is either to be near an elevator or on the ground floor. We also should be near a loading dock.

    Ideally we would have several kinds of space near each other and on ther same floor, but separate. We need an office space where we can meet with people we serve and where we can work at our workstations with some isolation from the separate space where noisy servers and cooling equipment reside. We need a workspace where we can do mechanical work and clean workstations -- we'll be using an air compressor and vacuum cleaner to clean the dust out of machines, so we need soundproofing from the office space and we need some kind exhaust system that can collect the dust. We need storage space nearby, both for new parts and for old equipment to be scavenged.

    Natural light is nice, and in our climate (New England) natural ventilation is an option more pleasant than artificial air conditioning in much or the year.

  33. Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Steve McConnell has a chapter on effective productivity environments in Rapid Development. Complete with references to the studies that demonstrated the effectiveness of this layout. My copy is lent out at the moment, but it goes into such detail as the size of the office, presence of a door, amount of desk space, available whiteboard space, etc.

    I'd strongly suggest reading that chapter for ideas. Then modify it according to your taste. (Some people like having lots of light, some people want little, etc.) And if anyone argues with your dream, you will have citations to back it up.

  34. Obvious recommendations. by bmo · · Score: 1

    Have sound tiles installed or use sound blankets http://www.thomasnet.com/products/curtains-sound-barrier-21260203-1.html

    Have the rack of equipment in its own area for climate control and physical security reasons. The machine room should be separated from the office. Also, figure at least 3 feet or 1 meter around the racks to walk around. Far too many people put the racks right up against the wall until "oops, I have to run a wire in back."

    Plan for expansion.

    Climate control. Redundant systems.

    Media storage. Lista cabinets. http://www.listaintl.com/

    Large enough desk/bench area to take apart systems. See Lista above for decent benches.

    As many electrical outlets as you can make them install. Make sure the electrical service is big enough to take the load and can be upgraded for expansion.

    Get good locks for the machine room.

    A refrigerator, pull out couch, and beer cooler.

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    BMO

  35. Raised floors don't work here by rcw-work · · Score: 4, Interesting

    4 racks of computer equipment. Make it a proper little data centre with raised floors

    And where are you going to put the ramp to wheel equipment up the extra 2 feet? Unless this is the basement and you can excavate and pour another slab, raised floors either need a lot of room to get into and out of, or they need their own floor (as in, "this entire first floor of this building is for the raised floor"). You won't have much luck convincing an architect to cut a 10x20' hole in a post-tensioned slab.

    Just put the rack cabinets where you want them (3.5' of clearance in front, 2' to at least one side and the rear) and the plywood/OSB wall-o-punchdown-blocks where you want them, and install ladder racking between them so that all of the cables are organized and out of the way. Also, delivering each power circuit through conduit to receptacle boxes at the top of each rack cabinet is a really clean way of doing it - it prevents anyone from tripping over any power cords.

    I suspect that a large percentage of raised-floor proponents haven't spent much time underneath one.

    1. Re:Raised floors don't work here by v1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      An easy solution is to have racks on a standard floor, and run the cables up and out of the racks and run on a cable track at about the 6.5 ft level between racks and patch panels.

      This keeps the cables neatly in place and out of the way, is easy to maintain and make changes to, and does not require all the problems you can get with a drop floor. Running another cable in a drop floor can take 20 minutes and half a dozen pulled tiles, (and an RC monster truck helps..) or four minutes and no hassels with a tray and a stepstool.

      In a lot of ways it's also nice to leave the servers and routers in the rack and put the switches over with the patch panel. I know some of those cables technically need to go down to the piece in the rack below them, but if you wun it all to patch panels, it saves endless trouble trying to make changes or cope with hardware failure that requires rerouting, It also prevents a wire nest from attacking you when you open up the back door on the rack. This only works well if you already have a clear idea of what needs to be in the rack and won't be making frequent changes to the rack contents.

      When you're pawing around with a patch panel and a bunch of switches you are already in "wire nest mode" and are working with a much more consistent environment to work with, not hunting for what port is where on the back and which port is wan1 and which is wan2 etc, as they are not usually well marked. This arrangement forces you to consult documentation as to what's where and forces you to see the big picture which helps prevent stupid mistakes in crisis situations.

      --
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    2. Re:Raised floors don't work here by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear!

      Raised floors might work for cooling. Though that seems upside down. It's shits for cable management.

      Cable ladders aren't a panacea, but they are the only sane solution.

      -Peter

    3. Re:Raised floors don't work here by rcw-work · · Score: 3, Informative

      That's exactly what I meant by ladder racking (or cable runways, or whatever the kids are calling it these days). Yes, the part that you can see looks better with a raised floor, but it sucks so much to run cable under a floor that that's all anyone ever does - no one ever organizes or cleans under there. Sure, they'll take a wet/dry vac to it after an A/C accident, but they won't go back under if they remember they forgot a can of soda pop down there. It'll sit there until the fruit flies eat it all up.

      My favorite thing for patch panels/switches is to put them on separate horizontally adjacent racks. A cable goes up from the patch panel to the cable management bracket, over to a gap between the racks, forms a U where all of the slack is stored, then goes into cable management again and then down to its switch port. It looks good with all of the slack in one place, it's easy to make changes, and you don't have cables running directly across the front of equipment (making it impossible to remove, or in some cases, inspect).

      And if you do wall-mount the switches and patch panels, use a hinged rack (example) so you can get to the back of it. And of course, tell your cabler which side should be hinged so they'll be forced to use two extra brain cells to run the cable so it can be hinged.

    4. Re:Raised floors don't work here by mindstrm · · Score: 1

      He probably means your more typical server room raised floor which is just high enough to fit a standard six pack of beer under. He's probably not envisioning supercomputer-center type raised floor that's high enough to crawl under.

    5. Re:Raised floors don't work here by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      12" raised floor.

      6" raised floors suck, I am working with the latter due to the morons before me.

    6. Re:Raised floors don't work here by adolf · · Score: 1

      Raised floors for the positive-pressure side of the cooling system? Sure.

      It's not as backwards as you think: Heat wants to rise. Why fight it? By injecting copious amounts of cold air into the bottom of the rack, you can just let the heat travel up and out of the top. Convection is your friend.

      The biggest problem in my opinion with such an arrangement is that there will always be a temptation to run cables through the raised floor. This will require plenum-rated cable, which varies in additional pain from simply being more expensive, to being totally unavailable. If raised-floor cooling is used, make sure that nobody ever plans to run cable through it (it's generally an ugly cabling technique, anyway).

      I also have some other things for the original poster to consider, in no particular order:

      Noise. There's tons of comments here about isolating the work area from the server room to protect your sanity, but don't forget about noise in the server room. Try though you might, but you'll still end up spending considerable time every now and then tending to the servers in person or working with wiring. It's hell trying to troubleshoot cabling with a 2-way radio or a telephone, trying to shout over the constant whine of a dozen or more large Papst ball-bearing fans exhausting hot air from the racks.

      Installing sound-absorbing melamine panels on the walls will cure a lot of this, by limiting reverberation inside of the server room. Done properly, and you'll mostly just hear the noise which is directly radiated by the fans and servers, and very little of the huge amounts of noise which would normally be bouncing around between the walls. (Melamine is a lot more expensive than traditional self-extinguishing polyurethane foam products like Sonex, but withstands fire far, far better.)

      And, for isolation, don't go cheap. Install at least double-thickness 5/8" drywall between the server room and any other space in the building which is intended to be quiet. This will help control the spread of fire, either into or out of the server room, but will also substantially reduce the amount of noise being transmitted through the wall.

      And, no matter what, at least insulate the stud cavities with fiberglass -- it costs so little that it ought to be a foregone conclusion. The climate will be easier to control, and noise will be further reduced.

      Build the drywall all the way up to the structural ceiling; don't just stop at a typical 8 feet. Again, the reason is fireproofing, but it will also cut down on noise.

      Run all cabling into or out of the server room through metal conduit. It doesn't have to be very long; just a few inches past each side of the wall. Seal between the conduit (and any HVAC penetrations) with fireproof caulking, and stuff the inside of the pipe (at both ends) with fireproof rock wool insulation or fire caulk once the cable is installed. This will help keep fire from traveling along a wire into or out of your server room, and is neither as hard nor as inconvenient as it sounds.

      For fire suppression, you'll want to use halon (or similar) if you want your servers to survive, along with some manner of automatic kill switch for the electricity. If this is out your budget, then at least keep a large-ish portable halon extinguisher near the exit door. I've never seen a server flame out, but I've seen the remains of plenty of small fires inside of things like power supplies and network switches that could have easily gone out of hand. (ABC dry chemical extinguisher also work fine for putting out small server-room fires, but tend to destroy any plastics that they come in contact with. Including, of course, cabling.)

      Racks. For smaller configurations (like yours), it can be nice to have racks with smoked glass doors on the front and the back, with fans exhausting hot air from the top and vents allowing cool air to flow from underneath. The doors should be easily removable, but there should also be plenty of room

    7. Re:Raised floors don't work here by rengav · · Score: 1

      If I had any mod points right now, I'd mod the parent up, way up. Very reasonable suggestions. I particularly like the bits about avoiding power strips by having plenty of outlets and the description of the work bench, NICE!

    8. Re:Raised floors don't work here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our raised floors are 12", plenty of space to get all the cabling we'd ever need (15 racks at the moment) and uses two 18" ramp tile to get up to 12".

      In other words, you need 1.5x3 foot of space for the ramp. Hardly any reason to sound the alarms.

  36. But seriously... by Tastecicles · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Design the rackspace with +50% expansion planned (given that this is only planned for switchgear and PBX equipment, this should be ample - the datacentre should be in the next room. If it isn't, find out why not). Then seal it from the rest of the room. A cold-corridor 3x2 rack system would do the trick nicely with its own raised-floor, roof ducted AC and a dedicated HVAC. Between that and your office space, studded drywall with floor-to-ceiling sound lagging. Don't forget you need 18 inches all round the rack for service access.

    Step 2: figure out what /you/ need for office space. For box building, you need a comfortable 1m of bench per unit. For desk space, a minimum of 1.3m.

    Go from there, let us know what you make of it.

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    Operation Guillotine is in effect.
  37. shower, coach, road visibility by ajole · · Score: 1

    I would add a coach and a shower, so you could ski or run to work, and take that critical 20-minute nap at 2:30. If you are the kind of employee that can't manage yourself with a coach nearby, then you probably aren't getting much work done in my office anyway. I'd also make the meeting room near the front on the ground floor, with a large window facing the street. It's better to be open aware of your surroundings than to be couped up in a cuby maze. cuby mazes suck.

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    1. Re:shower, coach, road visibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean a coach with horses, or as in a train... or did you just misspell "couch" three times the exact same fracking way in one post?

    2. Re:shower, coach, road visibility by Beastmouth · · Score: 1

      You mean couch instead of coach, right? I couldn't figure out how you'd need or work with a guy yelling the next play to you, or an old horse-drawn carriage or something.

  38. turn them down by joeytmann · · Score: 1

    Build a dream server room for your racks and wiring install. As for the office keep it simple, decorating accordingly with Dilber posters and other clever techie things, and definatly keep it out of the the dream server room. Well unless you like to be cold and don't want to hear anything being said to you by your boss.

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    1. Re:turn them down by azrider · · Score: 1

      Well unless you like to be cold and don't want to hear anything being said to you by your boss. Down Parka and ... can't hear the boss? What's the downside? :-)
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  39. new construction by Axdyne · · Score: 1

    Switches and phone equipment can be very quiet, assuming no servers are going into this room most of the earlier advice is moot...however, one has to ask where your company's servers ARE going to go? Things to keep in mind if this is a newly constructed building: condensate lines need to run to the room for the AC system, room needs LOTS of power (add a few 220 circuits for good measure), and it might be a good idea to plan where you would eventually have generators installed in the building and run lines from there so you'll have them later. Make sure there's a way to get water out of the room FAST (sloping floors to a large drain). You could go crazy with a halon fire system. Good anchor points in the ceiling allow for installation of a single-hanging-point hammock, which I've always found to be welcome in an IT dungeon.

  40. Budget by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    First Step, set a realistic budget.
    Second Step, trim 10% off the budget.

    Third Step, start making a list of items you need in an office.

    Fourth Step, take your list, and strip out all the things you "want" but aren't really needs.

    Fifth step, add all your wants to the second list and add on.

    Then start by taking your budget and prioritizing your needs, and wants, finding less expensive but suitable options for items you need/want but are too pricey. The gold plated air cushioned chair is a combination of need (a chair) and want (gold plating / air cushioning).

    Add or delete according to budget, and priority.

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  41. Resign by Aaron+Isotton · · Score: 1

    If 4 racks of equipment you're talking about consist of active equipment (active as in "which has fans and/or hard drives", such as switches, routers and servers) then there is only one way to go: resign and find a better job. I don't know whether you know how much noise a full server rack makes, but if you don't, trust me: you do not want to work in a room with server racks. Ever.

    If they're just some patch panels you're ok. Try making your office a place where you *feel* good rather than something where you *work* well. Good quality lamps, nice desk and a good chair spring to mind.

  42. Red Swingline Stapler by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

    and if that fails, a kegerator.

    or have i got that backwards?

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    1. Re:Red Swingline Stapler by Sfing_ter · · Score: 1

      /obligatory/ Yeahhhhhhh..... about that.... Ahh, I'm going to have to go ahead and ask you to come in on Sunday, too...

      --
      A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Emo Philips
  43. A Big Red Button... by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

    Sitting on your desk, labeled very clearly "Main power shutoff". then when you have visitors over, just keep edging over the button and watch people shit a brick as you accidentally press it.

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    For linux tips: http://www.linuxtipsblog.com
    1. Re:A Big Red Button... by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      For bonus points, hook it to an x10 switch and have the monitors and lamps go off when you hit the button. Guaranteed to have 5 more seconds of confusion.

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      "If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
  44. Easy by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 1

    Step 1. Relocate my office to the shores of Arenal Lake in Costa Rica.

    Step 2. Throw out all the computers.

    Step 3. Don't worry about profits.

    Yes, I know there's supposed to be a "?????" in there somewhere. Meh. Being a beach bum is it's own reward.

    --
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
  45. Start by partitioning and keeping it modular by Bonzoli · · Score: 2, Informative

    Get a cube with Tall sound absorbing walls, now double that wall thickness, ceiling partitions should be the same. Also include a door on the cube, the noise will be an issue.

    Get a modular wire system for the cube walls, you might even ask for a modular fiber patch panel system, there is a nice 6 port one on the market. You can run extra cat 5 for the speaker cables. :)

    Run overhead wire rack system.

    Cooling is the only thing under the raised floor.

    You might want to carpet the cube area with a static resistant flooring that can help insulate the room from sound, static elec, and help keep it warmer then the 65ish your computers will need.

    If you can install your own venting then you should be better off in the desk area.

    The sad part is you will need to make sure the fire system has a stay/standby/hold button near your desk and your desk should be near to the main server door, as in 5 seconds max. These buttons generally only put the fire system on hold as long as you hold them in, once released you have a set amount of time to get out.

    Badge security on the main door to get into the server room, so not just anyone can walk in, physical security of the servers is important. Also this gives peace of mind if you can get the noise down to a passable level.

    I personally would love to have a desk system made out of legos, this way I could build any extra things later I'd think were useful. Dont forget an extra 100k legos so you get it in the budget for the new building. Perhaps just the surfaces in lego, that might work.

    Make sure you get low heat lighting that isn't going to strain your eyes, server room lighting sucks for reading white paper print or certain computer screens.

  46. Right.... by tiny69 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you can design your office anyway you want, as long as you can pick the items out of an Office Furniture catalog that the secretary has. Oh, and don't bother looking past page 200, but you can pick whatever you want.

    If they are serious...

    - Sound proofing around the racks to protect your hearing.
    - An Arena Multi-screen Display from www.digitaltigers.com.
    - Large flatscreen TV or two to mounted on the walls to display network monitoring screens
        "See, everything is green...."
    - Vault door (So you can hide)
    - Swipe card and keypad entry (Make sure only your card works)
    - Video camera in hallway outside door (To see who's disturbing you)
    - Phone mounted in hallway next to the vault door (On second thought, scratch that)
    - Fridge full of RedBull
    - Safe (To lock up the vodka^H^H^H^H^H valuables...)

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    Go not unto/. for advice, for you will be told both yea and nay (but have nothing to do with the question)
  47. Dream IT Office by killercoder · · Score: 1

    I've been in this position a couple of times - this is my advice.

    1) A combination lock on the main door.
    2) Sound Proof Cabinet for Server Equipment (this is critical)
    3) Extra Strength AC (for the Heat)
    4) Raised floor beneath the rack area (for static electrical discharge)
    5) Seperate Light Switch (I like working in dim lighting)
    6) Large (32" or so) LCD panel for the wall - use it for monitoring status of the cabinets
    7) a minimum of 500 sq feet (to make up for the server cabinets - and provide room for technicans to work.
    8) Surround Sound Stereo System for Audible alerts.
    9) Strong grounded UPS for all of the above
    10) A color scheme distinct from the rest of the office (hint - dark blues/black/navy are good)
    11) Fire proof door to the office (security rated) to prevent theft
    12) A seperate room for parts storage and warehousing

  48. Don't. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Don't share the office space with the network equipment. Required environmental conditions are different for equipment from those for humans. Basically, it appears you have been told by your managers that you won't have an office/cubicle. You have been asked to use server room/data center/it-lab/whatever while them and the others get to have their own personal office space. If you don't have a choice, you should get yourself winter outfits and nice big noise-canceling headphones. Well.. a mountaineering outfit or Santa's outfit should also work well.

  49. Lots of fiber glass insulation, and thick wall by matty619 · · Score: 1

    Honestly, if you're going to be sharing an office with all the equipment, I'd first make sure that the machine room is nice and insulated to keep all that A/C in, then have a partition built between you and the equipment with a couple of big double paned windows so you can still see all the blinky blinky, going on.... and a good strong fire rated door between you and the machine room.

    If you have enough room, I would have two doors that lead to the exterior, one that leads directly into your office area, and one that leads into the machine room, both good solid doors with good heavy locks. That way, you won't have people traipsing through your office to get to the machine room, and vice versa.

    Install your own HVAC for you office partition.... unless you enjoy 60 degree weather. It will also be an advantage if your fire suppression system is ever activated!!

    -M@

  50. LOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at yourself! Here you are..IT GUY...MR Know it all! Can't even figure out how to design a dream office and yet your type goes on and complains how they would change the world if given a chance. Way to go Einstein! Good Luck!

  51. Dream office by koutkeu · · Score: 1

    Rent yourself few old good james bond 007 movies like Dr No. The evil guy always have nice design in their lair/office and dont forget to ask for a bond girl as secretary

  52. At the risk of getting serious... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    1. Your desktop PC looks like a valid place for fingerprint authentication (or other high security methods).
    2. You want cable locks on the desktop gear, and if you use a laptop, a way to lock it in a drawer or to a cable system. Ideally, in your position, you don't want to take a laptop with admin info back and forth ever, and certainly not every day, but if you have to do it at all, you want a way to secure it all set up in advance, locks, encryption, programs that call home if it's stolen, and so on.
          I've seen pretty good security policies backfire, when the CTO decides that, since it should never be necessary to put passwords or other sensitives on a laptop and take them out of the building, the company doesn't need to plan for that contingency, so when something comes up that forces it, they have no backup security plan at all.
    3. If you are remotely administering any user machines, your monitor resolution needs to be at least as good as the very biggest you administer. If the CEO has a 34" diagonal flat screen, so should you, or better!
    3a. You probably need a dual monitor setup for other reasons, but don't think two 19" CRTs will substitute for whatever you need in point 3, unless everyone in the company is still on one 19" CRT or less.
    4. You need to encrypt - good software for that can be free these days, but your hardware should all work with your encryption and be up to speed for it. You need to time the system encrypting a large file, and be prepared to throw more memory at it if the time looks at all like a problem. Remember what looks tolerable to do occasionally may become onerous if you have to do it every day.
    5. Re-read #4, but substitute the word back-up as appropriate. You need to be able to back-up fast enough that you are not tempted to skip backing up just because you'll be the last one out of the building if you do.

    --
    Who is John Cabal?
    1. Re:At the risk of getting serious... by colinleroy · · Score: 1

      5. Re-read #4, but substitute the word back-up as appropriate. You need to be able to back-up fast enough that you are not tempted to skip backing up just because you'll be the last one out of the building if you do.

      Backup should be automatic. Change the tape each morning, don't think about it, test tape restore once a month.

      --
      blah
    2. Re:At the risk of getting serious... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking security there too - automatic backups are (usually) enough, but if you need to wait around to lock media in a safe after it's done, it still can tempt you to skip steps. (You ARE the one who mentioned tapes - tapes are never totally automatic, but HAVE to involve some manual handling). The only way to make it really fully automatic is off site backup (with unannounced inspections of the service if your mission is really that critical).
            As for the once a month rule, it's a start, but one size does not fit all. How much can it cost the company to lose 29 days worth? After calculating the worst possible scenario and the average scenario, some places have decided to test as often as weekly. A more time effective solution is 2 different backup methods, one as automated as it is possible to get using say, daily tapes and overlapping weekly tapes, and the other one also mostly automated, done once a month, two weeks, or even weekly, but using different software and media.
            (One method I've seen is to time the additional backup right before issuing payroll checks, and tell misc. accounts payable to clear their backlog on the same schedule where possible).
            Even if it's all tapes, we're talking using two different tape backups from two separate manufacturers, with non-interchangeable media. But even that's a bit of a hassle, as by standard it involves locking up the two sets of media two widely separated places in the facility, so again there's the temptation for the human element to take shortcuts.

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      Who is John Cabal?
  53. Add room for more then one IT guy as that may..... by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Add room for more then one IT guy as that may happen one day and you would not want to be in the same room as 2+ guys + a work bench + the severs + network equipment and so on.

  54. My last office was perfect by LibertineR · · Score: 1
    A REAL office, with a DOOR,

    A big breasted co-worker across the hall from me in a glass-walled office, a HUGE window near a set of nice pine trees, and any computer(s) that I wanted/needed, any time. No one bothered me, and almost all communication was over email, unless some fool called a meeting, leaving verbal conversations to nothing other than about lunch or bugs.

    Also, I had the freedom to decorate my office any way that I chose to, play music, or do just about anything else I wanted to do, as long as Exchange Server shipped on time.......

    Microsoft, mid 90s and for a few years after, was like geek nirvana. Then of course, women RUINED it.

    Its a JOKE, bitches. A joke.

    1. Re:My last office was perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ahhh...the 'it's a joke' modifier...

      doesn't work for Ann Coulter...sure as hell won't work with you and your apparent latent homosexuality...oh, I'm just joking... ...nope, it still doesn't work.

    2. Re:My last office was perfect by LibertineR · · Score: 0

      You forgot the Bitches modifier.

    3. Re:My last office was perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, I had the freedom to decorate my office any way that I chose to, play music, or do just about anything else I wanted to do, as long as Exchange Server shipped on time.......

      I hope you rot in hell!

  55. desk-height outlets by tclgeek · · Score: 1

    I'd vote for power, phone and network outlets at desk height.

  56. Re:They're going to stow you away in the server ro by mrsmiggs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Exactly you can't work in the same room as servers and network equipment an IT Department in an office needs ideally three areas.

    1. Server room. So cold that you need to add two layers of clothing when you go in. It should have tiled and raised floors and separate AC power circuit.

    2. Secure storage area, your server room is not a dumping ground for unused hardware, boxes of wires, software and whatever else that has a plug.

    3. Work area, in addition to a desk with triple screen linked to a kvm for your desktop and laptop you need a work surface on which you can do hardware repair and configuration.

  57. Only one thing is needed: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An infinite supply of hot pockets.

  58. Office? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    The racks aren't sharing your office, you are sharing their closet. Ask yourself this: in an economic down turn, would they fire you or the computer?

    Unless they are silent rack, shut the door and get a cube.

    I don't care what people think, every study has shown that background noise reduces productivity.

    Now, on with office design:

    Minimal. Get a nice looking chair, and ample desk. If you actually NEED it, a book shelf. Anything you can easily look up digitally doesn't need a physical book.
    The less stuff you have to put stuff, the less stuff you'll having lying around.
    Nobody every got a raise/promotion for being a slob. I don't care if you know where everything is, being neat is more productive, and more importantly it looks more professional.
    If yuo have a degree, and the company management culture embraces is, hang it on your wall.

    Look, at some point your going to want to rake in 150K plus and send your kids to private school. At that point, I gaurantee you the money will be more important then what you do.

    In hind sight, I wish someone had taught me those lessons when I first got into the industry.

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  59. You were fooled... by nsebban · · Score: 1

    It's not a catch...it's a trap !

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    Nico-Live
  60. server room boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't get fooled... they want to put you in a server room. It will be your nightmare, not your dream room.
    You are an idiot if you accept to sit with your servers, switches, etc.

  61. It's a TRAP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having you design it is a trap. Simply provide the requirements and make them design it to the requirements.

    1. Window with a view of the outside world (not a wall or something stupid).. This is great as it lets you momentarily focus on things other than the issue at hand..
    2. Door with a lock.. What can I say.. nap at lunchtime..
    3. Room for at least your Desk + 2 guest chairs
    4. The ambient noise in the room must not exceed the sound of the desktop computer under the desk.. helps you maintain your sanity.. see #1..

    If you are going to house four racks then the area designated for them should house more room than you currently need. If you grow 20% per year for 5 years you will probably be up near 9-10 racks. Have its own cooling controls. Have its own backup power. Have a seperate door with a lock (that janitors can NOT open)..

    I have all the above as a sysadmin.. well #4 isnt perfect because even though I am 40' from the datacenter the AC units can still be heard through the walls..

  62. Ideal Office by DJ_Perl · · Score: 1
    My ideal office would be virtual. Everybody would wear ultralight mobile devices ( e.g., translucent datagoggles, datagloves, microphone ). Most of the concrete & steel of cities would be dismantled. We would walk around, or ride bicycles, in a vast, green urban garden. There will be no cars. Broadband wireless would be ubiquitous. There would be no physical offices. We would conduct meetings virtually, or spontaneously congregate in cafes which look like geodesic dome-shaped atria.
    Programming will no longer be sedentary work. We will walk around in sunlight and fresh air while programming, and get plenty of exercise doing it.

    Or, you could get a big, cushy recliner, and a swivel rack that holds a huge LCD monitor, and a keyboard and mouse tray.

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  63. Not so sad, actually by T1girl · · Score: 1

    Yeah, he's sitting in a closet, basically, but there is that element of privacy which you don't get in a cube. And his cheap-a$$ employer probably turns down the heat in winter, after-hours and on weekends, when IT guy will no doubt find himself deployed, so he can keep warm from the heat generated by the servers and won't have to freeze his a$$ off. In summer, perhaps he can wear tank tops, the better to show off his tattoos. He didn't say what kind of business he works for. Maybe he likes interacting with his co-workers, maybe not. The more he hides out, the more they will have to come looking for him and be all polite and apologetic for asking him to fix or do anything, and the more grateful and astounded they will be at his wizardry. With a cellphone, he may be able to spend quite a lot of time out in the parking lot smoking cigarettes and/or getting a breath of fresh air.

    Happy Boxing Day to All!

    1. Re:Not so sad, actually by dangitman · · Score: 1

      What's this "a$$"? Is it a term for a regular expression? Some new form of currency?

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    2. Re:Not so sad, actually by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

      Don't be such an @$$.

      *crickets*

  64. what about the fire precautions? by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Insightful
    OK, I think we'vew all worked out that they want to site you in the computer cupboard (away from all the "real" people).

    First of all, consider the safety aspects. If you're going to be the only human being in there, either by design or because any other team members will be absent for any length of time, what will you do if there's a fire in one of the racks, or an electrical accident?

    Just installing fire-supression is more cure than prevention and it doesn't stop you getting injured if the fire is between you and the exit.

    If you're surrounded by electrical equipment, I would hope you company would enforce a ban on liquids (coffee etc.) in the room. If they don't do this from the outset, they will as soon asn health and safety get sight of theplan - or someone spills a drink over the equipment. How will you deal with that?

    Finally, expect that over time, more and more equipment will get moved into the room and it will encroach on your "office" space. Where will you personally draw the line? When it becomes a general store room? When the cleaner starts leaving their buckets on your desk?

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    1. Re:what about the fire precautions? by oddaddresstrap · · Score: 2, Informative

      Make sure the main fire alarm can be easily heard in your office and that you have more than one way out (what if the fire is outside the only door?). Alternate egress is usually required by the fire code, but is sometimes overlooked.

    2. Re:what about the fire precautions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone spills a drink over the equipment. How will you deal with that?
      Big sign: "SPILL A DRINK OVER THE EQUIPMENT AND I'LL SPILL YOUR BRAINS OVER IT!" beneath shotgun hanging on the office wall?
    3. Re:what about the fire precautions? by iosq · · Score: 1

      Coffee? Banned? HEATHEN!!!

  65. Make a cleanroom. by lexsird · · Score: 1
    It's easier to maintain the temp and air quality of a room without a human being in it. Isolate the servers in a *cleanroom*. Sure this hasn't been required for a very long time, but the principle is sound. A small isolated round is easier to cool without the heat of a human body in it. Dust is mostly generated by human skin flaking, so yet another reason not to share time in the room with it.

    You could then wire various sensors to the room for temp, sound levels, humidity, fire, water, etc. This also is a chance to enhance security for the room can further be isolated with locks that only a select few have keys to, or perhaps and entire security system can be installed with sophisticated locks.

    Access all of this via a control room next to it that is human user friendly. Make no mistake, what could be termed as "creature comforts" are efficient for the company. Food storage and production devices saves time that the human operator wastes seeking sustenance. Many such devices will augment and enhance the performance of the human operator, i.e. a quality coffee machine serves to boost the human operators awareness and energy levels.

    Human operators are subject to emotional levels that can sometimes dip low and effect performance. Hence moral enhancement should be factored into the human operator's environment. Such devices as a quality stereo have proven to augment human operator moral to higher levels.

    Do not ignore the synergy between the optimal environments for both man and machine when you seek to couple them for optimal performance. To ignore such factors would indeed be illogical.

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    Take the Red Pill.
  66. Top Priority ... by PPH · · Score: 1
    ... a skylight.

    That way you don't get stuck in the basement.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  67. Priorities by ndrw · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'd suggest you need more info before you go start your dream office, this would be my list:
    1. Budget - How much can you spend?
    2. Space - How much room can you take up?
    3. Uptime - How long do the systems need to run?
    4. Growth - How many people and how many servers in the life of the building?
    5. Due Date - How long do you have to design? How long to build?

    Ideally, you'd have a ton of cash, plenty of time and space, and clear constraints from your management about growth and uptime. Of course, if any business operated like that, they'd be bankrupt already, so you'll probably get a small stipend for construction and move-in, no idea how many people you'll have to support, and a tiny little chunk in the middle of the building for your new digs.


    Once you get what info you can, I'd suggest creating a list of priorities addressing the following issues:

    1. Space - you need enough space to hold the racks, remember workspace in front and behind the gear.
    2. Electricity - a few wall sockets aren't going to cut it for anything more than half a dozen servers. Depending on budget, try getting a sub-panel with emergency cut-off, UPS on main, and possibly diesel generator. Do you know what your required disaster recovery and uptime are?
    3. Air Conditioning - four racks of gear can generate quite a lot of heat, work with a local heating and air conditioning vendor to get TWO cooling units and automatic switchover between them in the event of thermal events (heat beyond a set limit).
    4. Racks - standardize and buy extra! You'll always need more space later, so build it out now, while the budget is already in the works. I'm a big fan of the four post style with square hole racks right now, a lot of new servers (including blade chassis) are coming with quick snap square brackets on the rails, so you can mount them quickly!
    5. Sound dampening - there's no way you can work right next to four racks of gear, unless you're already deaf. PLEASE find a way to get some kind of wall and door between you and the gear, put a window in if you have to be able to see the equipment.
    6. Fire suppression - depending on budget, these can be worth the high price for an energen, halon, etc. system.


    Once you have the server portion of your office set up, I'd look for ways to make yourself comfortable. This is where it gets way more personal, but consider how many people will be on your staff, how much equipment you'll need, a workbench, network monitoring display (and sound system for switching over to movie mode), and always remember to FACE THE DOOR with your monitor in front of you... it's good feng shui, and your boss won't see when you're playing poker online.


    Good luck, and have fun!


    Cheers!

    1. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      on having a wall - see if they'll be willing to get a conservatory manufacturer to come and put a bespoke UPVC/double-glaze glass wall in across the room - soundproofing from the double-glazing and complete visibility because it's glass.

  68. Insane Idea by kju · · Score: 1

    There is a reason why IT- and Communication-Equipment is usually stored inside secure and locked rooms. There are usually very valuable information and data at risk.

    Your management is either crazy, insanely stupid or stingy or a combination of these. Even if they deny you the workplace a human beeing shall deserve (have you thought about switching jobs?), they should not deny the security aspects.

  69. Glass Wall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Decide how much Room you will need for your racks and double or triple it for future expansion so you don't get blamed for not expecting expansion, thats the server room now design your office with a nice door with a nice lock and glass window looking into the room so you can see when your servers erupt in flames and see anyone working in there(cuts down on the porn choking your connection. This also makes it somewhat sound proof also a nice back drop for anyone that walks into the office so they can look and remember "these are the guys that read my email, I better be nice."

  70. But... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    first they have to invent flying/hovering trailers

  71. Re:First investment -- Sound proofing partition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DON'T LET THEM STICK YOU WITH THE MACHINES.

    The machines are noisy, they are hot, and they need way too cool A/C. The machines need to go into a machine room.

    Don't be a chump, you're just ruining it for the rest of us.

  72. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just throw in the stupid racks and telephone wiring in anyway you want then tell your bosses you're telecommuting. Home isn't the best office, but at least you don't have to commute.

  73. Ground Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Start from the ground up with basic building infrastructure such as power, cooling, and wiring. There is nothing worse than setting up a new office and then scrambling to deal with circuits tripping and overheating servers. Its hard to be more specific without knowing what kind of gear you using. If it's like any other office move/opening that I have done a lot of your design will be based upon the current setup. Are you reusing equipment? What are the pain points in your current network and IT infrastructure? Is heating and/or power an issue that has you coming in on nights and weekends or keeping you awake at night? Where are the performance bottlenecks in your current environment? If your business relies on traditional back-office applications or large file transfers it might be time to upgrade your switches and consider 10GbE uplinks. If you are moving to web apps you might want to think about getting a bandwidth upgrade while you have the chance. If you have been thinking about virtualization consider doing it now instead of after you move. If you are running out of storage or have a disk bottleneck this might be the time to install a SAN. These are the kind of questions I ask myself when doing an office move.

    Here are a few really general things that I have learned from setting up SMB IT infrastructures.

    Consider collocation if you are near a major city or internet backbone. It's worth it.

    Power is something you need to do the math on yourself and don't assume that electricians are going to know how much power you will need for a "server room". Assuming 4 fully loaded racks of midrange DELL/HP rack mount servers with redundant power supplies I would want at minimum 2 (120V 20A) dedicated circuits per rack. Most reputable server vendors list power consumption numbers and always make sure to leave yourself enough headroom for growth beyond what the executive types are telling you about. Don't forget about battery backup power, and get the ones with ethernet management ports and configure them. If you are like me and Electrical Engineering is not a core competency do your homework.

    Push for dedicated air conditioning system, and use the building system as a backup. All that hot air has to exhaust somewhere so keep that in mind when you are choosing your server room. Don't assume that the HVAC guys really understand how much heat 4 racks of servers will be putting off, do your homework. Make sure to get an environment sensor with a camera, something like the NetBotz product from APC.

    If you don't have good physical security, now is the time.

    Make sure that you have good network wiring and wire management in and outside the server room. Say no to spaghetti networks and residential networking switches crammed into nooks in the walls. I'm a big fan of putting in conduit where I can to future proof the network.

    Without knowing more about your environment and the company that you work for that's about all I can say. Make sure that you have a good foundation and if it's option consider collocation, even big IT shops are doing it.

  74. Partition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Partition a server room with heavily insulated walls and extra A/C.
    Make it a separate room. The insulation will help with the heat and the noise.
    For 4 racks of servers, plus all the structured wiring for you office.... make it 4 meters by 8 meters. This assumes that you have a separate battery room. You'll need at least one electrical circuit per rack, probably two. And figure it for 8+ racks right now, so maybe 15-20 circuits.

    Then, in your office... put a single RJ-45 jack right next to the door. That should be all you need.

  75. I get to determine absolutely everything. by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    Then determine a wall between you and the equipment.

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    Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
  76. How many BTUs do you give off? by jumperboy · · Score: 1

    Seriously, if you've been given the opportunity to spec a room for equipment, do it right. The last thing you want is some heat-generating, water-vapor-producing meat bag rolling around on an office chair, piling up combustible paper, and opening the door fifty times a day. Get yourself a real office and a separate server/equipment room, so you can properly control the climate and secure each according to the needs of the occupants.

  77. Become Mr. invisible by petes_PoV · · Score: 5, Insightful
    4) Your desk should face the door. Otherwise, people will always walk up behind you.

    Better, make sure there is no line of sight from the door to your desk. That way no-one can see if you're sitting behind it without coming into the room.

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    1. Re:Become Mr. invisible by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 4, Funny

      Better, make sure there is no line of sight from the door to your desk. That way no-one can see if you're sitting behind it without coming into the room.

      Here, let me fix that for you:
      Better, make sure there is no line of sight from the door to your desk. That way no-one can see if you're sitting behind it without pants.

  78. Lots of air flow! by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Besides being noisy, it's going to be really warm in there. I'd take whatever airflow you think you're going to need and double it. You can always close off vents if it gets too chilly, but you can't do much if the flow is at maximum and it's still too hot.

    Noise is going to be a significant problem. There's a (one, single) bad fan in the wiring closet closest to me, and I can just barely hear it with the door closed. With the door open, it's a banshee. Imagine living in the same room. Cube partitions aren't going to help.

    Were it me, I'd turn down the offer and request a regular cube, somewhere away from the equipment.

    Ron

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  79. Fire solution by flymolo · · Score: 1

    Make sure to figure out what the fire prevention solution is. Overhead sprinklers are a bad idea in a server room. Also if you can avoid having any generic plumbing over your server room try to make sure that happens. These specs also give you an excuse to keep the space in the future, if they want to move the server room for some reason.

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  80. Some kind of a HUD by Unlikely_Hero · · Score: 1

    I'd want a heads up display of network activity somewhere. Maybe a big widescreen LCD, 50"?
    Actually...I'd say I needed two and then use one for movies, those noise cancelling headphones? they also work great as movie headphones =)

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  81. Tanning Salon by Verte · · Score: 1

    I concur- big, bright lights and shiny surfaces. I hope it's not his OWN retina that he's mapping.

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  82. Dream office by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Oh, I've always wanted to design my own office.

    Okay, first item: windows. Let's make them open. On second thought, let's do away with the walls so we don't need them. Now we're going to need a hammock, which means some trees. Palm trees. Which like white sand to grow in, of course. If you're going to have white sand you're going to HAVE to have an ocean. Plop a kayak in it for coffee breaks.

  83. Think big by DeadlyBattleRobot · · Score: 1

    The dream office.

    1. ocean view, on a hillside overlooking the ocean, large picture window.
    2. wood paneling, carpet, no other offices in sight, private, silent.
    3. no computer equipment visible other than a couple of lcd monitors, keyboard and mouse.
    4. extensive organic food deli within short walking distance
    5. no cars within 300 ft of building, except for my own private parking space of course
    6. large extensive world class research library next door with unlimited resources
    7. no boss, no projects, fat paychecks

  84. D - None of the Above by ICA · · Score: 1

    You ask about dream office, and then you describe nothing but things that I would burn before allowing into my dream office.

    Rephrase the question as: "I'm Milton from Office Space. How best can my closet/commode be arranged so that I will wait the longest amount of time before going postal on my co-workers?"

  85. I had this setup at my previous workplace. by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

    I had a Keyzone Kell cabinet for my servers and network gear in my office. http://www.keyzone.com/tech/kell_cabinets.htm They are located in England but they are excellent. You need to make sure you have UPS power to the cabinet and have external 24/7/365 air conditioning to that rack also. The main thing is my office was just above the the data center so that is how they routed UPS power and AC (chilled water system lines) to the rack area. It was very quiet enough that most people never knew that big cabinet was a server and network rack. You should use a remote KVM switch to manage the servers without opening the cabinet except to insert CD and the like.

  86. Seating arrangement by oddaddresstrap · · Score: 1

    To keep your productivity up, make sure there's only one chair (yours) and make sure it's comfy.

  87. Dream? Office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my dreams, there are no offices.

  88. Avoid wireless by PipingSnail · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Things to avoid: Wireless. Humans have not evolved to deal with radiation at these frequencies. Just say no. You don't need it. Sure, I'll modded down or labeled as a flake. I don't care. Neither should you. Go wired and stay that way. Stephen Use a mobile phone a lot? Suffering from short term memory loss? Wonder why?

    1. Re:Avoid wireless by Quadraginta · · Score: 4, Informative

      Humans have not evolved to deal with radiation at these frequencies.

      Dude...are you aware of how much energy the Sun puts out in the radio spectrum? Or lightning storms? Get a wideband receiver and tune it to 1 GHz or so, near the wireless frequencies, and turn down the squelch. All that static noise you hear is natural radiation on radio frequencies. Been around since God was in diapers.

      And while we're on the subject, you might google around for any successful example of radiofrequency EM radiation being used to cause a chemical reaction (which is the only way it could damage your precious bodily fluids). You won't find any. The photon energy in the RF spectrum is absurdly small compared to typical chemical bond energies. Heck, it's way less than the photon energy of infrared radiation, which of course your own body emits in copious quantities.

      Your comment reminds me of a James Thurber story, in which his grandmother (who grew up in the 19th century) insisted that all the electrical outlets in her house be stopped up, because she was sure invisible electricity was leaking out of them, spreading out across the floor, and could be causing all kinds of mischief. After all, human beings did not evolve around electricity...

    2. Re:Avoid wireless by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      All that static noise you hear is natural radiation on radio frequencies. Been around since God was in diapers.
      So like 2005 years? Merry Christmas man :)
    3. Re:Avoid wireless by asackett · · Score: 1

      "photon energy in the RF spectrum"? What about the electromagnetic energy in the RF spectrum?

      Just wondering about that...

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    4. Re:Avoid wireless by redwolfe7707 · · Score: 1

      Er, um:

      Electromagnetic energy *is* photons. Waves and particles are the same thing.
      Did you fail basic physics?

    5. Re:Avoid wireless by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying you're wrong, but you have only addressed 1 facet of the radiation: Basic Chemistry.

      What about our very sensitive brains that are able to use the Earth's magnetic poles for orientation? Yes, some people can't do it, most are too weak to really get the hang of it, but some people can always point ot magnetic north. If we can detect that, who's to say that radiation isn't used for something as well? Interrupting the 'static' with radiation that has order could be harmful to us in ways we don't yet understand.

      I'm not terribly worried about it. I think if it -did- have harmful effects, we'd know by now, even though wireless has only been in common use for a few years. (Rather than a few decades.) But there's more to it than simple chemistry.

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    6. Re:Avoid wireless by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Humans have not evolved to deal with the altered EM fields caused by electricity passing through ethernet cables, either. That doesn't mean it's going to hurt us.

    7. Re:Avoid wireless by rengav · · Score: 1

      No, GOD, the guy/gal/it that started the whole universe, not Jesus. Don't be so Christian-centric.

    8. Re:Avoid wireless by Quadraginta · · Score: 1

      Well...let me put it this way. If no chemistry is done by a certain influence, then none of the molecules in your body can change. So how can any permanent or serious harm be done? What's left? Could we be talking about purely temporary things like whether your arm is up or down, or whether you have a certain thought or feeling in your brain or not?

      If you want to argue that EM radiation in the RF region might make you have peculiar thoughts....well OK, but this enters the realm of the pretty far-fetched. It just doesn't seem worth worrying about when...

      (1) There are way more important, measureable, threats to your well-being, including smoking, obesity, drug-resistant bacteria, radon, trans fats and failing to wear your seat belt, and...

      (2) We are all, as I mentioned above, constantly bathed in a sea of radio-frequency radiation, principally from that huge ball of fusing hydrogen in the sky (the Sun), but also including the sea of 60 Hz radiation we swim in because we live in houses (and work in offices) the walls of which are filled with cables carrying ac current at 60 Hz.

      But there's more to it than simple chemistry.

      With this I disagree. Every aspect of life is, when you get right down to it, simple chemistry, nothing more, unless you want to start arguing about ineffable things like souls. You might as well argue there's somehow more to the behaviour of computers than the behaviour of electrons.

  89. OSHA by BSDevil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't forget to check out OSHA rules (assuming you're in the US - if not, s/OSHA/your local occupational health authority/) regarding noise levels. Depending on how much crap you have, it may make cross the limit for an unprotected workplace environment - which will either lead to you getting an office in another room (good outcome), or you getting your ass fired (bad outcome).

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    1. Re:OSHA by webmaestro · · Score: 1

      Well, the bad outcome would be very bad for the employer also. Section 11(c) of the Occupational Safety and Health Act prohibits discrimination or termination for exercising your rights under the act. If there was no protection from firing or discrimination companies would never comply with health and safety regs and just fire people that complain.

  90. outlets by belmolis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's mundane, but you can never have too many electrical outlets. Install lots of them, at different levels so you always have one accessible.

  91. Partition into office, foyer, server room by Khopesh · · Score: 4, Informative

    You want two or three partitions in this room. Refer to the server area as the "server room" and your desk area as your "office." If there's a large enough entry/path area, call that either the "entryway" or the "foyer" ... this establishes the room as a suite and helps distinguish between your space and the IT department's space (even if the dept. is currently just you). Put a nameplate or whatever on the outside of the door (or next to it) that says "IT Suite" or thereabouts (you can even put the subdivisions under it, with your name and "Server Room" getting separate entries).

    Give yourself a corner desk, either an L-shape or a U-shape. You want to face the door, so this means one side of the desk follows the wall and another side sticks out into the room so that you have to walk around three sides of it to sit at your chair (this partitions the foyer and the office). Put a big shelving unit in the foyer so that people can come in and grab things without disturbing you (or falling out of your peripheral vision).

    The "server room" portion should be well partitioned (hopefully with a floor-to-ceiling wall), specifically for insulation against noise and climate control (make sure those rack fans are pointed away from your desk!). It should also have an operating table, specifically always clear so that if something breaks you have space to work on it. The best way to ensure it is always clear is to have it as an island (against no wall); all walls should have shelves or racks so that the table never gets pushed against a wall. The server room portion should either have a raised floor or a ceiling with easy-access drop-down power conduits and network lines (this solves the issues of an island table, and makes for a much easier environment to maintain). The trash can should be near the door (or outside it) so that the janitor doesn't mess anything up, and the room should lock with a different key than the one to your office (the janitor shouldn't have access to it). You move the trash outside the server room when you go home (if it's full) and move it back into the server room as needed.

    Put at least one waist-high shelf right by the door to the server room for cups and food, and leave an empty cup there to help remind people (including yourself) to keep food out of the server "room."

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    1. Re:Partition into office, foyer, server room by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      You move the trash outside the server room when you go home (if it's full) and move it back into the server room as needed.

      I found that keeping the trash permanently outside the server room is a good way of never forgetting to put it out. Sure, you occasionally need to bring it in if you're working on something but usually it's not needed. If you're in the room the door is usually open (or should be, since few people have the key in case of emergency). Keeping the trash outside is also a good way of discouraging food and drink in the server room. If there's nowhere for those empty chip packets and disposable coffee cups people (plebs who retreive the backup tapes and the like) are less likely to take them in.

      Put at least one waist-high shelf right by the door to the server room for cups and food, and leave an empty cup there to help remind people (including yourself) to keep food out of the server "room."

      That's some half reasonable advice. Qualified by leave the table/bench outside the server room so that people aren't even tempted to take stuff inside the door in the first place.

      As for the best way to build your orifice, don't ask us. If you have windows insist on blinds.

      If you have a door put the desk facing it - it's really shitty to have someone walk up behind you without notice or to stand outside the door looking over your shoulder without you even noticing. There are security implications with people being able to sneak up behind you. You may be accessing sensitive information.

      If you get a cube rather than a full blown office try insisting on a larger cube with one fixed proper wall. If that's not possible insist on higher than average cube walls so people can't easily peek over the cube at your screen.

      Power and networking. Where I worked we decided that every piece of cube (approx 900mm long) would have two power and two RJ45. One RJ45 was supposed to go back to IT's patch panel and the other was meant to go back to a central patch panel that was easier to make changes to without breaking the structured IT-provided networking. The bean counters decided that 4xpower and 4xRJ45 were all the was needed and they were all bunched together. The power was useless for wall warts and everything was usually in the worst place to have it - in the corner where the desk would butt up to so they were hard to access. Sure, it was cheap in the short term but there was a lot of wasted time with all the running around looking for extension leads and power boards to get power where it was needed really (other side of the cube).

      The above arrangement would have worked out to 6-8 power and 6-8 RJ45 outlets in each cube, depending on whether you got 3+external wall or 4 cube segments. You'd be surprised how quickly 6 power points and 6 network points can disappear when you have 2xPCs and develop kit that requires ethernet to operate...

      The biggest issue with power is multiple phases. You can get stung (or bitten if you're unlucky) by connecting equipment that is on different phases. Make sure that all outlets are clearly marked as per phase and ask that your office be kept to a single phase if possible. At the worst, keep the outlets on each wall on the same phase.

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    2. Re:Partition into office, foyer, server room by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      That sounds about 3/4 like my office. The missing quarter are the things I'd like to see.. no tables against walls, and desks facing the room entry, not the corners (common in cube setup).

      You are correct about Office space separate from server space.. in fact it was a SOX issue that hardware had to be in a locked limited access room so that janitors couldn't access the room and mess stuff up. Like you said, you have to have a trash pick up designated OUTSIDE the server room.

      It would be good to have the office portion facing the other offices and accessible to everybody. It should be too close, or like you said, sectioned off, but IT should be accessible it makes people have a better opinion of you. As long as it's set off enough you can have quite to work when you need to solve tough problems or conference on the phone.

  92. Dvorak keyboard by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    An office without a dvorak keyboard is not an office worthy of your work.

    1. Re:Dvorak keyboard by August+Lilleaas · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Dvorak should have been mandatory for people using keyboards a lot. In other words everyone. It's so much more ergonomic. Dvorak, Ruby on Rails and git, baby!

    2. Re:Dvorak keyboard by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      A shitty DVORAK, a shitty QWERTY, same shit. If you want a good keyboard, whatever key layout you prefer, be sure to get an Unicomp Customizer , the one true heir of the Model M.

  93. Kell Systems Racks by sid+crimson · · Score: 1

    Consider getting your racks from Kell Systems. (www.kellsystems.com)
    They are not cheap, but they reduce the sound dramatically.

    I don't work for them, I'm just a happy customer...

  94. So you can have everything you want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except for your sanity? No thanks.

  95. Soundproof! by djl4570 · · Score: 1

    As previously noted: Pick the quietest air circulation available and make sure that your office space is isolated from the fan noise. If you don't have air conditioning being brought in for the racks make sure there is at least an exhaust fan to dump the waste heat. (Don't laugh, I've seen network racks installed without additional air conditioning.) Make sure there is room to work around the racks. Lockable storage. Desk and workstation for office and administrative stuff. Workbench with storage for tools for server surgery. Your desk should not have to double as a workbench.

  96. Sound proof racks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you really have to share a room with all that equipment you should get something like this.

  97. Shared with network equipment? by barzok · · Score: 1

    That noise is going to pose a serious risk to your hearing in short order. Check various regulations & OSHA guidelines.

  98. You need windows by neile · · Score: 1

    Get 'em to give you windows that face outside so you can get natural light. Note that I mean windows as in the thing you look through, not the software everyone here loves to hate :)

    I've worked in offices both with and without windows and there is no comparison to being able to see real light during the day.

    Neil

  99. One Man's Horrible Office... by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...is another man's IT Kingdom.

    Firstly, with that huge amount of rack equipment, you'll need to either separate yourself from it with a wall, or you'll freeze from the constant A/C that is required and go nuts from the noise as previously stated.

    For the more mundane details:

    - Cable Management. Try to build the room with cable management in mind. Where do the cables go? I wouldn't mention this if you hadn't mentioned the racks. It sounds like you're building a server room that you're going to put your primary machine in. That's great and all, but that's also still "The Server Room" and not "An Office" with carpet and quiet.

    - Power sources. Off the ground, preferably over your head.

    - Different colored cabling. The more precise you can get this, the easier it is to find/test/figure out problems. "The web servers are on the green cabling and the file server on red" is one of the most appreciated phrases ever when things go wrong.

    - Room to grow. You've grown this much so far. In five years you're going to have more machines in there. Can you handle it and still have "your side"?

    - Has your management taken into account the noise factor?

    - Monitor arm. Now you can install one of these! I heard these were sweet and I think it'd be really cool (dream, right?)

    - Fire protection system. Being in the vicinity of those servers will probably put you very close to their fire protection. Have you thought about what systems you want to keep them safe?

    - What about Water protection, if that's a consideration?

    - RJ11 and RJ45 jacks. Put jacks everywhere, even if they're not being used. You can never have too many jacks or wires run.

    - Filing cabinets, shelving, etc. Just wanted to mention that.

    - Build a floor plan in a flowcharting program. Map out EVERYTHING. Where you want everything to go and everything to face. (Face the door as someone said earlier). There are plenty of neato Web 2.0 flowcharting programs, or just download a demo copy of Visio or something (if you have a mac, use OmniGraffle -- and for that matter, use it every day for all sorts of things, that program rules!)

    - Media storage cabinet. You may want to look into something like this if you're keeping track of server backups, etc.

    That's all I can think of at the moment.

    1. Re:One Man's Horrible Office... by cowscows · · Score: 1

      I'd modify your floor plan in a flowcharting program to be a bit more basic. Draw out the floor plan to scale (on a piece of graph paper if that helps). Then draw out to scale all the pieces of furniture/equipment that you're going to need/want. Then cut out those pieces, and spend some time playing around with different layouts. Be sure to be conservative when you're cramming a bunch of stuff up against a wall or whatever, leave some wiggle room between objects, just in case there's not as much room as you expected or the walls aren't completely square/plumb/whatever.

      When I'm designing a room in my house with my wife I generally do the cut out thing so that we can more easily try different things. It's a very visual way to quickly try lots of ideas and strategies. Good design is almost always iterative, and 90% of the ideas you have end up not working as soon as you try to map them out. Being able to go through all those ideas quickly and eliminate the bad ones is really helpful.

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    2. Re:One Man's Horrible Office... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The web servers are on the green cabling and the file server on red" is one of the most appreciated phrases ever when things go wrong.
      Amen
    3. Re:One Man's Horrible Office... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it so important to face the door? Are IT people worried about assassins sneaking into their offices?

    4. Re:One Man's Horrible Office... by tv_dinners · · Score: 1

      My desk faces a blacked out window, my back faces the door, and I can't tell you how many times some nosy person has snuck up behind me and starts reading outloud the crap on my screen. It is annoying as hell and I hate it.

      I'm moving to a new office next month and it is back to the corner all the way, baby.

  100. With blackjack! by OGC · · Score: 1

    And hookers!

  101. Dream office by cwsulliv · · Score: 1

    No matter what you come up with they're going to tell you it's way over budget, and you'll end up at a desk in a corner of the server room.

  102. They may have to... by msauve · · Score: 4, Informative

    (go even further.)

    OSHA has something to say about the matter.

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  103. Already been answered.... by ThousandStars · · Score: 1

    Since I haven't seen Joel on Software's "Bionic Office" article yet, I'll post it here. The big takeaway: minimize noise and maximize convenience.

  104. While we're dreaming... by Kreisler · · Score: 0

    How about a ground level or 2nd floor office with a window? Maybe hang a plant.
    Seriously! People might get to know you. Treat you like a human. Even invite you to parties. Or a staff meeting. Say thanks now and then as they walk by. Ask if something's feasible or possible before ordering you to implement major changes on 10 hours' notice.

  105. How about all foyers? by tinrobot · · Score: 1

    For some reason I'm reminded of this article from The Onion:

    Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38734

  106. Re:They're going to stow you away in the server ro by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    KVM (scale for 2+ growth) in server room with long cables through sound proof wall to IT/Admin office space with 32in or better multi-WU/QSXGA/HDMI monitor, try Humanscale Freedom chair with headrest, adjustable desk/work surfaces, armature mount the monitor, get a good tool box ... so much ... so many ... so ....

    Anyway, make sure the server room has (4*Rackspace to move/work around) the required power, AC, easy access (re)configuration, anti-static mats/carpet, take your racks a few inches off the floor for cable runs, keep your racks a foot or more from the ceiling (convection can be a life-saver) put heat-generators on top-spaces of racks ... so much ... so many ... so ....

    Make sure that your IT/Admin and server spaces are well separated (sound/temp), and keep storage in a room down the hall, if you ain't using it or working on it, then put the shit in storage or file it, get it out of the way. Also, anything with a serial-number keep record of where it is and the status (good to go, needs work, ready to junk ...) ... so much ... so many ... so ....

    !HAVEFUN! Make your work as easy as possible, Make your space as creature comfortable as possible, and neat always impresses management when there are problems, because they know you are to well-kept to be the cause of any IT problem (It must be the last M$SP (software patch) update.

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  107. A burning hot, really bright, natural light source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is all I need. No matter how it looks as long it has windows to the outside on all 4 sides. Yes, I mean it.

  108. Polish your resume... by jwiegley · · Score: 1

    You're in a classic situation of "We're reorganizing so that executives, accounting and marketing are getting brand new offices/raises/perks/etc. How can we screw the IT guy while making him *think* we're giving him a good office too?"

    I know... Don't give him an office at all. Instead, collocate him with the equipment and trick him into thinking it's his *new*, *cool* "techie" office.

    Dude, you're screwed. get another job or some comfy ear plugs.

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  109. The only thing that matters... by Odin+The+Ravager · · Score: 1

    ...get a hot secretary

  110. Hire someone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. If you have no idea where to begin, perhaps you shouldn't be doing it.

  111. Racks and patching... by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

    The most problematic thing I come across is that when you run from your racks to your patch panels, the switches are usually located FAR away from the actual patches. This makes an entanglement of wires that is IMPOSSIBLE to fix.

    If you are smart, your patch cabinet should have patches above, and below your set of switches. You should make room for some redundancy -- if a switch goes out, you need room to swap in and out easily. You should *NOT* make it so that your patch cables go OUT OF THE SAME PATCH CABINET. If you do your interconnects properly (fiber from switch to switch), you need only a single fiber cable to run from each cage to a fiber cage.

    Heed my warnings, because once you try to fix what is reasonably unfixable, you will wonder what I was talking about.

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  112. Dream office? That's easy: 15 steps by r_jensen11 · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) Hot secretary sitting outside
    2) Giant, twin mahogany doors
    3) Giant windows overlooking the Boston Harbor or some other body of water
    4) Balcony overlooking said body of water
    5) At least 30 stories from the ground
    6) Big desk
    7) Comfortable leather chair
    8) Hot secretary
    9) Not-so-mini mini bar
    10) Mini golf game
    11) Phone with speaker-phone and an accessible mute button
    12) HiFi stereo
    13) Nice big-screen television
    14) Only computer-related equipment is a laptop (no printer, this is why I have a hot secretary)
    15) Hot secretary

  113. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up: no job is worth the permanent hearing damage a rack of servers will cause

  114. a few years ago... by NerveGas · · Score: 1


        We looked at some new office space, and it was a relatively large space, with windows all the way around, with a relatively wide sill, somewhere around a foot. I suggested that we extend it another two feet, and have it lined with strippers.

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  115. Office 2008 notes by Grampaw+Willie · · Score: 1

    1 eMail is designated protocol for all routine communication

    2 everyone will use a cell phone. no desk phones and no voice mail. everyone expected to take their calls.

    3 Solaris

    4 paperless: no scheduled prints; all reports go to online print server such as LRS

    5 scanner, but no fax machine

  116. One place to look by slapout · · Score: 1

    Joel of Joel on Software has written a few article on this subject. You might want to check out what he did.

    http://www.joelonsoftware.com/

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  117. Re:They're going to stow you away in the server ro by daeg · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the key to those extra boxes of wires: throw out stuff that you know doesn't go anywhere! I went through our inventory (consisting of boxes of tangled cables, old hardware, etc). I brought an intern with -- untagled them, tied them, and slapped a sticky address label with the current date on them. Any cord I didn't know what it went to, or a funky piece of hardware I'd never seen used, got thrown in a box. Anything that sat beyond 6 months was moved to more permanent storage; anything that wasn't used within 18 months got recycled.

    Hardware and extra cables, etc that never get used cost more than you think in both time, storage, etc costs.

    Make sure any "dream office" has plenty of smaller, lockable storage. I prefer the smaller filing cabinets that have the top-opening doors. If you can get real cabinets, go for it. Make sure they have adjustable shelves or you'll be cursing that you can't fit the old server box in because the shelf was installed 1/3" too low.

    When you move, make sure you organize EVERYTHING. Do not put ANYTHING away until it's properly labeled, cataloged, tied up, dusted, and sorted. If you move with a pile of shit, you'll never catch up (unless you have an endless supply of interns).

  118. Door by hendridm · · Score: 1

    A door would be nice for a start. If that isn't possible, I'd settle for a screen door on my cubicle ala Kramer.

  119. what I did by acvh · · Score: 1

    same situation. the space was large enough to split into two rooms. the door to the server room was in the back of my office. i had them install A/C units in both rooms, telling them if it got too hot in the server room I could open the door and run the second unit. that got me private A/C, and in that building it came in handy.

    desk was not in line of sight to the door, so people had to walk in to see if I was there. ran a usb camera to the door so I could see them coming. had the only office with a lockable door, using the same justification as the second A/C. If I had to leave the server room open I would have to lock my door when I left.

  120. Avoid open plan at all costs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in IT at an Australian university where non-management staff sit in an open area full of desks. There are no barriers between desks. This means constant background noise, no privacy and very little personal space. It is near impossible to do any type of work requiring deep concentration, or even reading manuals and documentation. Yet those managers with offices are rarely even in their offices. Most likely attending business lunches or on golf days. Basically the general staff are treated like dirt. I guess some middle manager gets a big bonus for squeezing such large numbers of staff into a small area, reducing the overall space requirements and rental costs for the organisation.

    I would kill for the kind of partitioned cubicles they had in the movie 'Office Space'. I'd even be happy to move into Storage B with Milton.

  121. This is a bad dream, but maybe you can make out ok by paenguin · · Score: 1

    My first thoughts would revolve around Noise, Heat, Electricity, Connectivity and Physical Security.

    Electricity: Minimally, a 110 V 20A twist lock receptical for each server rack. Realistically, that might mean 6000 watts of heat that you need to take away.

    Cooling: You need more cooling than the number of watts that can be dissipated through the electrical system leading into the room. There are standard conversions for watts of heat to BTU. Then add the ASHRAE standards of heat for the number of people that will be in the area. If you can't get this much cooling, stop right there.

    Sound: Racks of servers sound like jet airplanes taking off. All the time. You do NOT want to be near them at the place you call your office without some serious sound control. They are loud and annoying and you will not want to be near them for any length of time. If you haven't been around server racks, then you'll have to take everyone's word for it. If you have, you already know.

    Connectivity: You'll want overhead wiring trays to route power, fiber, coax and Cat cables from the walls to the racks overhead. I like dedicating a rack to connectivity distribution so I can close the door on the mess it always becomes. A 4x8 sheet of plywood on one wall will serve to mount punchdown blocks.

    Physical Security. Get a solid wood core or metal door on the server room and put a lock on it. Seal it for sound. That door stays locked all the time. Part of the physical security is also fire control, so you'll need some way to control fire and report it to a central station. Also, the door should be under access control if possible.

    Each of these topics leads to much more complexity and you'll need to explore each of these quite a bit before you start purchasing.

    And, after all that is laid out, you can use some of the left over space to create a nice office that is not in the same room as the servers. There were lots of good points made above and I hope you have enough square feet to pull this off correctly. If you don't, make a nice server room and beg an office somewhere else in the building.

    Other things to consider. Data Backups (offsite too), UPS Power, Emergency Power, Spare Parts, Disaster Recovery, Redundant Connectivity, Lighting, Out of Band control, Contingency Fund, Storage, Work Bench, etc....

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  122. Re:They're going to stow you away in the server ro by masdog · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, I'm stuck with all three. I've only been there a few months, and I was hired into a computer room move that included moving the network admin's office into the server room. It really does suck...at the time I moved into that office, we were moving out of an office building (no one is sure why...possibly for cost savings) and into the front of one of the plants and we didn't have any extra space.

    Personally, I don't mind the cold of the AC. It's nice to have a 65 degree office all year round, especially when it is 110 w/ the heat index in summer. The noise from servers and the phone system, and the perpetual mess, constantly bother me. I can't have conversations, meet with vendors, or use speakerphone when I'm in my office, and whenever we get new hardware, I'm surrounded by boxes and machines until I can get everything deployed.

    Make sure you can get a separate office away from your server/network room, otherwise you will be miserable.

  123. When offices Quake. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Can anyone help me get started? I have no idea where to even begin.""

    Guess you want the nerd answer? Make a map of your office in Quake. The real answer can be one of two choices. One of those CAD programs ment for doing buildings, and the other is Google's Sketchup.

  124. Office Improvement Suggestions by peterofoz · · Score: 1
    There's some good suggestions in the previous postings. I'll add/emphasise the following:
    1. Noise control. You'll be on the phone, possibly conference calls with vendors to solve problems. Make sure the acoustics in the room are reasonable. A sound barrier wall and possibly some acoustic paneling would be a good start.
    2. Get a workbench or make sure you have plenty of power outlets wired at your desk. I'd suggest 8 to 12 points. Network guys always seem to have power bars and too much stuff plugged in. Also, try to get these and the network ports wired above the desk line rather than below. Crawling under the desk to plug in everything gets old.
    3. Natural lighting, either via a ducted in light tube from the roof or approximated with daylight fluorescent bulbs.
    Good Luck.
  125. Self-contained computing environment racks by funkboy · · Score: 1

    I empathize with previous posts indicating that you are designing a computer room that happens to have the IT guy's desk in it, as opposed to an office per se.

    If you've only got 4 racks of machines to house, depending on the power density a self-contained solution such as the Liebert MCR (mini computer room) may be of interest (APC also has similar products). These are racks with built-in aircon, UPS, & cable management. While they are certainly not cheap, they may be easier to fit into the budget than dealing with electricians & HVAC contractors to set up your computer room with a custom solution providing equivalent facilities. They are also a better investment as you can take them with you the next time you move, add more as necessary anywhere you want, etc.

    Also they are nice racks made to show off das blinkenlightz and should be placed so that they are in view of anyone addressing you while seated at your desk if possible (your desk facing the door of the office with your back to the servers seen through a window etc). This may seem frivolous, but impressive cleanly installed racks of servers staring back at the minions as they address you behind your monitors (leave the lights off in the server room unless you're using them) will certainly add weight to your position in conversations. They will soon learn to fear the BOFH :-).

  126. Re:Dream office? That's easy: 15 steps by TooMuchToDo · · Score: 1

    Did you forget to mention Hot Secretary?

  127. Indirect Lighting by wtansill · · Score: 1

    If your ceiling's not open to cabling (i.e. you have a standard office drop ceiling), then forget overhead lighting. It will eventually make you crazy. Instead, go for lighting that sits atop your workstation frame and points upwards. The light will bounce off the ceiling tiles and diffuse to a much more even and less harsh illumination level. Here's something to look at for ideas:

    http://www.ergoindemand.com/energy-saving-lamp-office.htm

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  128. noob by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    I have to share my office space with all the network equipment. Just 4 standard racks

    And let me guess, by "4 standard racks" you mean four of the two-post relay racks, not 2'x3' four-post cabinets. You're a noob. You wouldn't consider such a setup if you weren't a greenhorn and you certainly wouldn't describe it as your "dream office." If the noise doesn't drive you nuts, the temperature issues will.

    I'll make a couple recommendations. You're a noob, so you wont take them but maybe someone else reading them will.

    1. No humans in the equipment room. Aside from the discomfort, it leads to accidents with soda and tripping over wires.

    2. Use 4-post cabinets unless you know exactly what you want the 2-post rack for, and get ones that a three-feet deep with square holes. You can successfully rack just about anything in one of those. Not so with a relay rack or a cabinet with threaded or round holes.

    3. 3 feet front and back. Especially back.

    4. Don't put non-rack equipment on the racks. You think you're going to set all your old tower servers on shelves in the rack? Well, you can do that but you'll find its inconvenient and wasteful. Get yourself a single cabinet and get a food service shelf a la https://www.precisiontools.com/shop/product_118.html . 2 feet deep by 4 feet wide by 6 feet tall is just about right. Lots of tie points for a clean cabling job, it'll efficiently fit all your tower servers and it won't collect dust.

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  129. First you need to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mount the dual 52" monitors for your workstation display...

  130. Couple more data center comments by Degrees · · Score: 1
    Like other people say, you need a foyer, an office for you, and a separate room for the servers and networking gear.

    So the data center needs a UPS. Many servers come with two power supplies, so if you are worried about losing your one UPS, then you get two - one feeds the "A" side, the other, the "B" side power supplies. If you go high-end, you can even get remote power control for each plug. Or maybe you need a KVM over IP. Whichever, you'll be better off if you can remotely access the boxes (and power them down if need be), and not have to go inside the data center if you don't have to. Remote access from your desk also means remote access via VPN. Now there's no reason not to send you to training, right? Have laptop, will travel.

    Inside the data center, make sure that ceiling mounted lighting is offset from the racks - you want the light to shine inside the cabinets from over your shoulder, not directly down on top of the cabinet, keeping the back of the machines in shadow. If you go with a 12" raised floor, you might consider running power along the floor, and data cables overhead in ladders. It sucks to be unraveling a data cable, and accidentally dislodge a power plug.

    For jack fields - having them in a rack standing in the middle (not against a wall) seems to be the best way to go. The telecom guys wire up the whole rack from behind, and that feeds the building. Then the front is what you patch into the switches. If you want to use a USB web-cam for video surveillance, plan where it will be mounted, and where the PC that runs it will be - you'd like the camera to have a straight look at the door into the data center.

    And get your bosses to sign off on electronic locks to with keycards to open the doors - especially for the warehouse. Oh wait, did I forget to mention that you should plan on a warehouse?

    ;-)

    OK really - it's just a work room, that's not the foyer, and not your office, and not the data center - but it does have shelves and a work table - and a locked door. Even if it is just where you stuff the boxes the shipper brings in late on a Friday afternoon....

    As for an office for myself, all I really want is four (or more) screens and one keyboard. At the moment, I have three screens, and a KVM that switches one of the screens between four CPUs. It keeps me busy, but I dislike have to switch the KVM so often. One beefy PC with two dual port video cards, and VMWare would probably be enough. Although three dual port video cards (and six monitors) would be perfect. ;-)

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  131. I've been able to do this a few times. by JoeGee · · Score: 2, Informative

    My dream office starts at the breaker box. If they'll give you failover power generation, that's the ticket. Since it sounds like you're working for a smaller company, instead try to sell them on in-line voltage filtering and surge supression, with plenty of amperage. Imagine every outlet in your office having perfect current. You'll need outlets to offer that current. I suggest two strips of outlets, one at floor level and one at waist height, all around the room.

    You'll need your own climate control panel for your office, and you'll need air purification for your equipment. I suggest a dedicated duct and vent running right from the climate plant, just for your space. A space under the door will allow air to move out of your room and help maintain a positive pressure environment. Ask for an easily-replaced filter cartridge system for your duct, and make certain you get a good supply of filters to do a monthly change as part of regular maintenance.

    Give yourself room to string plenty of cables unobtrusively by either installing a sunken sub-floor with a static-proof grid flooring that can be easily removed, or have channels cut in the concrete slab with tiles that can be easily pulled. Either works well.

    If you're not into pulling cables through walls, pre-cable as much as possible. Along with gigabit-capable copper consider having fiber pulled to each wall (room configurations change, plan for it) in each room, even if it will stay dark for the time being. The world is indeed moving towards wireless, but a wired backbone will continue to be the most secure, fastest option for the time being. If you don't mind pulling cables, consider having nice spacious conduit installed in the ceilings and walls. It'll make your future life much easier. Hell, ask for the conduit anyways. It'll make future calls to the electricians go quicker too.

    Ask for secure storage space. A nice walk-in sized storage room with a decent shelving/binning system and a securely locked fireproof steel door will be a decent place to safeguard your spare server parts, your backup safe, and the high dollar IT pieces and parts you don't want every employee to be able to take home (hey, how about firewalls between your office and the rest of the building? This is a dream office, right?)

    Speaking of fire, you might want to let these folks know that water and sensitive electronics are not a good mix. A nice electronics-friendly dry fire extinguishing system would be a good idea for your space.

    Windows? Windows are optional. An interior window of shatter-proof glass might improve the view, and let in some outside light. An exterior window might be considered a security risk, but if you're on a higher floor, why not have a view of the great outdoors?

    These are a few suggestions based on my experiences. Your mileage may vary.

    Joe G.

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  132. What I would do by jandersen · · Score: 1

    The two things I would like most are:

    1. A workplace where I stand as well as sit. After nearly 30 years behind a desk in front of computers, my eyes and back are both suffering, and I am overweight. My eyes, that is just age, but my back and overweight would benefit tremendously from being able to change position often - standing up while working uses a lot more energy, and if you could put a treadmill under your feet, that would be even better. Not 'cool' perhaps, but good for you; that's what I want.

    2. No air conditioning. I have never been in an airconditioned room that didn't make me unconformtable. They tend to blast you with cold air when they go off, and when they stop you feel too hot - this change between hot and cold makes you physically ill. I would actually prefer simply to feel too hot in the summer; it is more predictable, so you can dress for it or you can come in at night if it is that bad.

    1. Re:What I would do by donnyspi · · Score: 1

      Having no a/c in the server room is unacceptable.

  133. Sleep/InMy Dreams by psychicsword · · Score: 1

    1) Warm Blanket - $50
    2) Soft Bed - $500
    3) iPod - $299
    4) hand made duel booting linux/windows(for games) computer - $1500
    5) Not having to wake up to an alarm clock every morning or having to work- Priceless

    There are somethings money cant buy for everything else there are parents and a basement. And for #5 there is the lottery and or dreams.

  134. The Simple Things In Life... by nick_davison · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The big ones: Separate space for the racks (so you don't go deaf, don't freeze, don't get driven nuts by the blinking lights and don't suffocate when the fire suppression kicks in), room to grow, storage space have all been covered.

    The simpler ones that can still make all the difference however:

    As much monitor real estate as possible. IT guys are usually expected to multitask to an insane degree: fix someone's network access, get someone's email back on line, figure out why a server keeps crashing, etc. Trying to do that on one 1280x1024 monitor is masochistic. 1920x1200 24 inch monitors start below $400 now. A pair of 2560x1600 30 inch monitors sounds expensive at $2k until you figure what a miniscule part of a full IT closet that'll really be.

    Whiteboards. Cover as much space as you can with them. Jokingly: When people ask you to explain why you spent so much money, you can do lots of impressive looking diagrams. Seriously: Because they're still a great way of communicating ideas.

    An iPod touch. Add really simple web interfaces for many of your common tasks (albeit not the security critical ones) and you can now restart servers, reset passwords, all of the day to day drivel, from anywhere within range of the office WiFi. That reduces the number of times you have to ask to use someone's keyboard while you're helping them out (reducing the uncomfortable moments where they've got things they don't want you to see on the desktop or you have to touch their sticky keyboard). It also makes meetings more productive as, rude as it is, you can keep an eye on help requests and fix a lot of things without having to wait/step out. Why the touch rather than iPhone? Simple. It stops working once you're out of range of the network. Thus work stops following you lunch and home.

    Backup. Yes, I know everyone'll laugh at me for daring to point this one out. The thing is, most small companies (and being a lone IT guy makes it sounds like that might well be your case) tend to have skimped in the past. One of the areas they'll have skimped on is likely backing things up. No, a RAID array in the newest server doesn't count. Having some means of being able to get back to somewhere close to where you were before the tornado/tsunami/earthquake/senior driver/fire knocked out the whole room is essential. That means having a means to write things to a media that can be stored off site.

    A decent phone with a decent headset. If you're getting tech support calls all the time, you want to be able to use a computer to fix their issues while talking - trying to balance a phone on your shoulder isn't condusive to that.

    Your own printer. Tech guys seem to generate more dead trees than almost anyone else. Having to walk halfway across the office, only to find someone from marketing is printing an entire book, is a great productivity killer. A cheap laser printer will barely make a dent in a budget and will save you a ton of time.

    And finally, in complete contradiction to many of the other posters: A big glass window, a desk near the door, and lots of visibility. There's a reason IT guys are hated: we are antisocial bastards who act like every interaction with every other member of the organization is a trial that's beneath us. If you'd like respect, earn it. If you want people to think you live in your fortress of solitude and judge them, do that. If you'd like them to see you as a hardworker with nothing to hide, show them that instead.

  135. Oooh pretty lights! by NieKinNL · · Score: 1

    If you have network racks, use a glass wall for the "server room".
    That way you can always space out for a couple of hours looking at the gazillion of pretty blinking lights..)

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  136. Lots of green by ms1234 · · Score: 1

    Plants. Seriously. They make the office look nice and if you select them carefully they might even help keep the air inside a little better.

  137. Milton is that you? by syousef · · Score: 1

    Milton? Is that you?

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  138. What I would do by ecloud · · Score: 1

    Of course it would be better not to be in the same room with all those noisy fans, but I'm assuming they are insisting on that, so you can monitor everything? Well maybe you can at least install some sliding glass doors so you can see everything without having to hear everything. And leave space behind the racks to walk behind them, obviously. So basically take away 5 or 6 feet of depth from the office, put some doors across there, the racks go behind them, and everything else is yours. Failing that, maybe you can get racks that are "sealed" to some extent with smoked plexi doors. (I have one like that at home.)

    As for the rest... nice chair, nice desk, couple of 30" monitors, a projector (or several) to keep a bunch of status screens on the wall, track lighting so you can spot-light areas you need while keeping the rest dark... make it into a "war room". Install a sound system and use that network monitoring app that translates server events into sounds... I forget what it's called but there is a tropical forest theme, where each little sound (bird calls of various kinds, drips, splashes etc.) means something, and you can tell by the overall "vibe" when everything is normal or when something is a little "off".

  139. If you don't know where to begin you need to be fi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't know where to begin you need to be fired for incompetence.

  140. Re:Dream office? That's easy: 15 steps by laejoh · · Score: 1, Informative

    1) Hot secretary sitting in side

    There, I corrected it for you.

    Jebus! Slashdotters, no wonder you're all singles!

  141. Sliding glass door. by gd2shoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sliding glass door. Seriously. Good ones will block almost all of the sound, and management will still see it as one room, not two. As little as you really need to, you can still keep an eye on the equipment. I've seen this done once to great effect.

    This also will keep you from freezing to death because of the AC.
    (And do make sure it has good AC. Those servers will thank you.)

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  142. Re:Step One: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Free ECT for bigots!

  143. Well, first off... by Xeo2 · · Score: 1

    I'd hide all the annoyingly noisy equipment in some sucker's office down the hall.

    Hmm, someone might have beat you to that already...

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  144. My recommendations-Server sprawl. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually part of the problem is that servers need to be centralized. Think of the benefits for his design if he doesn't have to contend with the physicality of servers.

  145. Space Planning by Kryptic+Knight · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Your comments
    1) You want a serve room to hold 4 racks.
    2) You want to place your 'office' alongside the server room

    Assumptions
    3) a Rack occupies a space 1m wide x 1m deep x 2m tall (some racks are 800mm x 800mm - it depends on the rack).
    4) a rack needs a floor void below it and should have a gap between itself and the ceiling tiles of 0.5m)

    Comments

    a) You need to allow for expansion so commit for 1 extra rack in your plan.
    this take the floor space to a minimum of 1m x 5m.

    b) You should allow a 1 m walkway on all four sides!
    firstly you want to get into all the front/back of a cabinet plus both ends.
    so this takes the minimum to a 3m x 7m space.
    if a fire breaks out half way along your exit route on one side you want an escape route the other way round.

    c) You need space at one end for
    - air conditioning unit
    - floor standing UPS and Batteries (don't forget the battery package is going to be potentially large).
    - a master power switch and a breaker switch.
    each of the 30A twist-lock sockets needs a separate breaker.
    depending on your power requirements you should allow for at two twist-lock ( IEC_60309 or similar) sockets per cab.
    I would suggest a bay no less than 4m wide by 2m deep at one end of the room.

    d) floor height & entryway
    - access
    most office space has a quite low raised flooring void. This is sufficient for normal power/data wiring.
    however for comms rooms its a good idea to DOUBLE this void height.
    Allow space for the LARGEST item to go through your doors. That may mean a FULL HEIGHT doorway,
    the door may be a double or single+flap wide.
    allow a RAMP not a step from your normal floorspace into the comms room.
    - raised flooring suspension
    allow for extra 'pillars' in the comms room to cope with the weight, especially for the UPS and COOLING.
    - data cabling routes
    allow for two routes IN/OUT of the room and establish a primary and secondary route. make that the fibre
    loops go in one route and out the other. Allow for slack length on all cables.

    - comms room security.
    establish a WHO NEEDS to access this room list.
    Security, Health & Safety / Fire Wardens, Compliance, IT
    mandate an exclusion for everyone but IT when unaccompanied. Get the backing of the Directors & HR to control it.
    use a security system to exclude unauthorised access and restrict dissemination of the ID codes.

    e) Montitoring
    consider an environmental monitor (APC have a range of 'wallbots / rackbot' equipment).
    add a monitor to your COOLING and UPS to alert you of major failures.

    f) Fire suppression
    options are
    GAS - expensive and takes up extra space. requires a sealed environment and separate maintenance.
    WATER - from the normal sprinkler systems. wrecks your equipement.
    if you're going the water route then ensure your sprinkler heads have CAGES of heavy mesh put around
    each head and secured to the ceiling tiles. Then when you hit one with a ladder you don't have a wet-room.

    g) Lighting.
    make sure the lighting guys put the lights over the walk-routes and not over the cabinets.
    yes I've seen this done.

    h) Power requirements
    feed a manufacturer with your equipment list and get them to run up the quote.
    make sure you give them an autonomy time that is realistic.
    does your new site have a backup power (deisel generator ?) that cuts

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    1. Re:Space Planning by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      In the UK this would (IMO) result in breaches of H&S legislation.


      To be totally fair, there are precious few things that don't violate UK Health&Safety regulations.

      The UK has taken it to heart to try to enact ISO-9001-type bookkeeping practices on a national level. In other words, you end up with hundreds upon hundreds of pages of H&S practices and policies that employees are most likely never going to be aware of.

      (This is from an American who recently just completed a gig in the UK. I really do appreciate that the UK government looks out for its people in a considerably more realistic and responsible way than the US does (I can even sort of see the rationale behind the cameras in London) -- however, I feel that the H&S guys went a bit too far, and are now severely impeding the UK's economic progress, and are also partly responsible for the fact that it's so bloody expensive to do any sort of business there)
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  146. Call this guy's decorator by jjrff · · Score: 2, Interesting
  147. Two ideas by tclark · · Score: 1

    1. If your employer really plans to stick you in the server room, then the best office for you is one supplied by a new employer.

    2. Alternatively, divide your space into two rooms, one for the equipment and one for you. Put your office behind the server room. When people are looking for you they'll open the door, find only a noisy server room, then look elsewhere.

  148. Feng Shui. I am *not* kidding. by Qbertino · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Grab a book on Feng Shui. This is not a joke. While I don't actually mean Feng Shui exactly, what I mean is get a grasp of the concept of 'organically' arranging your workplace. For the lack of a better term and concept, Feng Shui is a good place to look to get an idea of what good interior architecture is all about.

    I'll continue the list with some random stuff that comes to mind, some of which others here have mentioned allready:

    1.) Wallcolors, Plaster-Textureing. There are countless possibilities here - check them out. Be sure to check out the options for organic interior building materials aswell. Consider coloring or plastering different sections of the walls with different styles.

    2.) I like Zen-Style. Blends well with a high-tech enviroment too. A sleek simple real-wood desk and side-table may be all it needs to pimp your enviroment just enough. Don't save in the wrong place, plan your setup and you might find that two neat pieces blend well with that glass-enclosure rack-shelf and leave you room to breathe and think.

    3.) Make the rack nice to look at and quiet. Read: Multi-Layer glass all around. Tell your boss it needs a custom enclosure if you must. Consider giving the glass-enclosure-rack a prominent position in the room where you can reach the backdoor super easy without having to move it. A well-positioned fixed installation can be a neat interior feature. (check feng-shui on this if you're out of ideas - try out the looks in a 3D programm if the need be

    4.) Plan your decoration. Crappy, tacky generic office-type decoration sucks. You'll know that once you've hand-picked one or two posters of pictures for your office and leave it at that. Plan the position of them and plan your lighting accordingly. Do all your pinwall type stuff on your computer. You're a geek, take advantage of that. You can completely void reality of all ugly work-related stuff and still get work done. (Just thinking of the shitty cube decorations posted at regular intervals here on /. makes me sick)

    5.) Visit a few offices of the creative guys and girls. Better-running web agencies have a fable for stylish and hip work enviroments. They have the ideas aswell. Ripp off whereever you can and don't be ashamed of it. After all, they use OSS on their webservers, don't they? Sumo beanbags, Stokke Balans (arm)chairs, hand-rafted realwood shelves on oversized industrial-style rollers (built one myself - super-easy to move around), selected wallsections with crazy-ass grafity besides intentionally blank walls. You get the picture. There are countless websites with picture of cool offices around the globe. Do some research.

    6.) You a Developer? Software Team Lead? Blackboard! And I mean an old-school (literally!) real-wood big ass black (literally!) board. If you can't find one, plan it's size and position, bolt a board to the wall and paint it with black-board paint. This little german software shop did it right - surf around their site a little and check out their pictures --> http://freiheit.com/ . I'd actually like to work there just judging by the fotos.

    7.) Ikke-Bana. (Ancient Japanese Art of Flower Arrangement) Check it out. Again: This is no joke.

    8.) Parquet. *Real* parquet. And nothing else. Industrial parquet actually can easyly be cheaper than industrial wall-to-wall carpeting. Bug your Boss about it if it's not company policy. Maybe encourage your boss to join in on a little office-pimping spree. With the right tone of voice and mood you can get your entire departement to consider office interiors a little more.

    9.) High Desk/Standing Desk. Somebody mentioned this allready. Really neat idea. We sit *all* day and that is *bad*. Space to run a few circles and a place to stand and work at is a very neat thing if you have the space to spare. Spec your PC casing to fit a standing desk if the need be - or add a second screen to your setup. You can get desks that have motors in them to lift them to standing height. N

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    1. Re:Feng Shui. I am *not* kidding. by ideapete · · Score: 1

      Now you are starting to get to the MEAT : Feng Shui despite all the laughter I am now hearing in tech-land starts to focus on the harmony of the place. Simply is this a nice environment to work in. Just because its an IT environment does not mean it has to resemble and feel like a mortuary even if Sun and other computer companies specify similar environments to protect the hardware..

      Do yourself a BIG favor take a weekend of to look at some feng shui examples and get Chris Alexanders book A pattern Language http://www.amazon.com/Pattern-Language-Buildings-Construction-Environmental/dp/0195019199/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1199828727&sr=8-1 then sit down and list all the things you hate about work environments and all the things you like and your favorite work habits and only include features around the positive.

      Paramount importance get good natural light or full spectrum minimum 75 foot candles non glare reflective , excellent air quality and not just C02 controls - CO the works and monitor it , the first three control you work temp the racks like 60deg and 30% humidity but humans don't, Get low pressure air flow from the floor to the intake vents mounted on the top part of the wall or ceiling superior acoustics no more than 50DB in your sit down and concentration and reflection spot.

      All the other Feng Shui comments are spot on. Once you have this lined out then slap in the technology racks routers colored wiring whatever. Just a a side hint Gensler the architect has started to design buildings around what makes them great places to work instead of the normal archicrap and these companies are getting 20 - 30 % increase in productivity. http://www.gensler.com/news/2006/07-20_workSurvey.html you can also experiment with this by making simple sketchup models http://www.sketchup.com/ which you will find also great for mapping all the rest of your data setup


      Primarily think " HOW YOU WORK " not whats in your workspace

      When you get the AHHHHHHHHH effect and people start to congregate in your office with smiles you have made it

      Design well Design for yourself / Great post by Qbertino


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  149. My Dream Office Is... by reallocate · · Score: 1

    ... one I never need to be in.

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  150. Alarm system by raind · · Score: 1

    When we moved into our new office we didn't have time to wire our homegrown alarm system; not long after moving one night there was a large rock thrown through the window of the vp's office, luckily all they took was his flatscreen tv, the irony being we had gotten the cable run for that.

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  151. New Office by tecknoh · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure how many of you seen Grandma's Boy, but, the office of the head game designer in the movie was awesome. I can see any IT guy/gal not wanting to go home with an office like that. I would also tell them the importance of you getting a nice, shiny new Cray XT5 :)

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  152. more obligatio by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

    i'm afraid i can't. i've got lunch with the bobs.

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  153. Network equipment is loud too. by rdunnell · · Score: 1

    Unless it's bottom of the barrel junk, it will probably have fans. If there are four racks of it, that's what, 168 units of potential space? If it's large stuff like Cisco 6500 chassis, it will have big fans on the chassis and power supply. If it's smaller stuff like 1U Cisco switches or routers, it will probably have those little tiny high RPM fans that make a ton of noise on the back of each one. Firewalls, load balancers, and the like probably also fall under "networking gear" and more and more, those are some form of modified Intel platform. So, probably more fans there too. Something was mentioned somewhere about telecom gear and hey, if it's the PBX's central hardware, there's more fans.

  154. Obvious logistics by Avatar8 · · Score: 1
    Going on the basis of "network" equipment, I'm guessing a few posters are correct that you are not talking about servers, though their proximity to the network equipment is crucial.


    1) Centrally located. The network room (often called the wiring closet) should be in the middle of the building/floor. Not only does this make it equidistant from the extents of the building attempting to avoid the 100m limit of ethernet requiring repeaters, but it's also the safest part of the building as far as storms, vehicles hitting the building, other exterior accidents or criminal activity are concerned. Your server room should be just across the wall if not in the same room.

    2) Secure. It should be obvious that the door should remain locked and only a select few should have access.

    3) ESD safe. Electrostatic discharge is bad for computers and wiring equipment. A bare concrete floor or one sealed and treated is the best surface. A vinyl/linoleum/tile floor is the next best. Carpet of any kind is right out. There is ESD friendly carpet, but I think it's quite expensive and usually reserved for workbenches.

    4) Electrically isolated. Not only should you have ample electrical circuits and outlets to handle the full load at 50% capacity to allow for growth, but it should be on circuits not shared by any other devices and if possible, should be on an inline UPS with 30-60 minutes of run time capacity. Nothing quite like the janitor plugging in a vaccuum and bringing your core switch down.

    Good luck with this. It's difficult to understand your circumstances fully, but having to share your office with any network/server equipment is not a good thing.

  155. OSHA say by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    OSHA says it's ok to spend 8 hours in a 90db environment. I'm not sure about you, but I would demand a bit more from my office...

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  156. Unions by Khopesh · · Score: 1

    The Free Software Foundation system administrators are members of an auto union (maybe UAW? I couldn't find it quickly.)

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  157. Three words ... by Zader · · Score: 1

    Command Detonated Claymores ...

  158. Room size by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    Alot depends on Room Size and actual room placement. So why not go for something large, but located conveniently for discrete exits. Even with racks, there should be adequate spacing, not just for air circulation, but for working room, a place to put down your tool bag, chair, sixpack, or even if just to crawl up into a ball, etc.

    Also, it is nice to have something like LED Xmas trees in the your main office to act as remote sensors to system status.There was a cute story on someone doing something like this a year or three ago. Use calming green for good status, and white (not red) for needs problem status. You don't use red because it advertises itself - some idiot will call you on a red light.

    There was an old article in Byte magazine that described a setup where memory addresses where mapped to an O-Scope for trouble shooting purposes. (Now you could use LEDs). Even if you didn't know what to expect, you eventually learned what normal patterns were in routine operation. A similar hack could be used for other datasets, such as IP addresses, etc.

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  159. Wall of Wood by tr0yt4b0r · · Score: 1

    I just did the same thing for a couple of manufacturing buildings, including the business offices for both, and if you're going to be stuck in the same room I would suggest covering one wall completly with plywood and use it to mount your phone system, data / phone circuits, phone blocks, etc. Also, have all of your cabling attached to that wall using D brackets. Make sure you "map" it out on paper before you start mounting things. And for God's sake, make sure everything is ran clean and tidy. Don't forget to tag all of your cables.

  160. MOD PARENT UP by jdjbuffalo · · Score: 1

    Great post! Mod parent up!

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  161. Just built our dream office by Tardius+Maximus · · Score: 1

    My recommendation: give yourself more than you need. You might be able to get away with two network ports per desk now, but a year down the road, it will be a bottleneck. Spend the money on extra network ports, extra FULL 20A circuits with extra outlets for equipment (pulling CAT5 and 20A circuits after the walls are dry is costly), extra AC and redundant cooling (aren't we always grumbling about the lack of AC), make the space bigger than you need for better air flow and storage for the number of boxes you will suddenly be inundated with. Give yourself a space to design and build in: a lab table with space for an old server or two and a whiteboard for thinking out loud. We invested in CopyCams so people here could write on whiteboards and then record it for viewing electronically later.

    Have good network layout plans. I guarantee that before you're done, you will have at least 25% more network drops than originally planned; the CEO wants a port in the board room for a printer, you'll want a place to put WiFi APs through out the office, we need a phone or a printer here. Be prepared for that expense.

    Be prepared for growth.

  162. Re:My recommendations, Reflection by Joseph+Hayes · · Score: 2, Informative

    4) Your desk should face the door. Otherwise, people will always walk up behind you.

    You might wanna make sure the poster/wall decoration directly behind you isn't reflective. An employee of mine was mindful enough to arrange his monitors and desk to face the door, but whenever I walked into his office all I had to do was look above his head and see what was on his screen. I made sure to move MY framed poster after observing his folly. :)
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  163. Start Simple by OneSeventeen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Many of these have been stated already, but here's my list:

    Server Room area:
    Anti-static "false" flooring (whatever it is called, that allows the floor to "breathe" and circulate air.
    Wire trays hanging from the ceiling to manage cables.
    Twice as much dedicated power as you'll ever need.
    Dedicated AC unit for the server room.
    Four-post server racks (no need for panels if the room is secured)
    Preferrably a glass wall between the server equipment and yourself.
    color-coded Cat5
    Room to grow (an extra rack or two)
    Room to walk around with a new server
    A small table

    Office:
    Desk
    Computer
    Phone
    Comfortable Chair
    Comfortable Keyboard/Mouse
    Plenty of Filing Cabinets and shelves
    Workbench with plenty of network cables, power, non-digital KVM, etc. (I can't stand digital KVM's that don't get detected at startup unless the focus is on the computer during boot.)
    Good speakers
    A nice soundproof door that cannot be permanently unlocked. (to prevent you from accidentally leaving the server room vulnerable.
    At least one wall to hang posters, comics, calendars, etc.
    A dry-erase board if you are into that sort of thing.
    Legroom

    And of course a storage closet. You WILL get way too much stuff when other people decide they don't want it, and they don't want to wait for the recycler to come pick it up.

    The comfort items seem silly to a boss at times, but they make a world of difference when it comes to how much stress you can handle.

    My office is one out of the three cubicles in my room, and a portion of the slanted, non-air-conditioned closet with water-based fire prevention is my "server room" that houses a single rack. The rest of the servers are on a desk in the storage closet, under my desk, or next to the Web Team's desk. ALWAYS plan-ahead, don't just "Get it done", or you'll wind up with fully soaked servers and people turning off servers that they think are just normal computers.

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  164. something like this, maybe just smaller: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  165. Re:They're going to stow you away in the server ro by bdreadz · · Score: 1

    Really you can't work with the fan noise. At my last job I had 2 racks of servers and it eventually got to me. Everything about the office I had was just horrible to deal with after years of work. That was one of the main reasons I left. There was suppose to be expansion to another floor, but when 2 years went by and that wasn't happening I got the clue that it could be many more years before I really had some serious expansion room. Not having this expansion room however did not slow down the buying of servers though. Ugh. I really enjoyed the people and the actual job, but my work area just made me have to get away from the place.

  166. Building? by Tommi+Morre · · Score: 1

    When you say "from the ground up", do you mean literally? If so, you should start with a building that's not only fireproof but disaster-resistant, is energy efficient, low-maintenance and yet attractive, and costs little more than a standard structure while being faster to build. You want something like the building shown here: http://www.monolithic.com/gallery/commercial/office/index.html

    Different design (with floorplan and site layout) here: http://www.monolithic.com/gallery/commercial/stardome/index.html

    Plenty more commercial structures here: http://www.monolithic.com/gallery/commercial/index.html

    I'm in no way affiliated with Monolithic, I've just seen their work and know they can give you what you need. Oh, and they're better at building structures than they are at building websites. Really.

  167. card key lock note.. by tempest69 · · Score: 2, Informative
    Make sure that the machine that controls the card key locks is not behind a card key locked door that doesn't have a regular key. Because your always one stupid mistake from needing a power saw, and drywall patch.

    dont ask

    Storm

    1. Re:card key lock note.. by jdray · · Score: 1

      Ah, how the voice of experience rings most true.

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  168. Decision maker? by weg · · Score: 1

    I hope your new job doesn't involve making decisions... ;-)

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  169. Keep your office out of the server room. by ResidentSourcerer · · Score: 1

    Do not live in the server room.

    I am partially deaf in one ear, I think due to sitting for 6 years next to the raid array for the department. Three of those years a disk had a squealing bearing. The company claimed that this wasn't sign that the disk would crash, so my boss wouldn't replace it.

    Do not live in the server room.

    In another job, the server room was kept at 55 degrees, with an air exchange every 60 seconds. We had hooks at the server room entry for people to keep a jacket or sweatshirt when they had to come in to work on the systems. We racks of dell 1U poweredge servers with their 4 tiny fans that sounded like jet turbines spinning up. I started wearing ear protectors in there, partly to protect my ears, partly so I could ignore people who tried to talk to me, mostly to keep my ears from getting cold.

    Do not live in the server room.

    In my present job, despite the air conditioning going all the time, and a fan pulling air out of the room through a hole in the wall, I've not been able to get the server room below 80F.

    Do not live in the server room.

    Racks: Building lifespans are typically 15-25 years before major renovations on the interior. Plan for 10 racks. Size the air conditioning for three times the initial power demand. (HVAC engineers chronically underestimate the amount of cooling AND you want enough capacity for expansion BUT 10 years from now, you'll probably be using less power per box.) You won't need them now, but you will later. If your bosses only have three-site (they lack foresite) then insist on an equipment storage area adjacent to the server room to expand into later.

    Elevated floors. If you can possibly arrange it, ask for 16" elevations on the floors. During the construction, insist on the subfloor being polished smooth. One job required that I use the floor space as a crawlway to install cableing. I got really tired of rough concrete, dust, spiders, cockroaches, and bangomg my head on the cross pieces. It was only 12"

    Network plumbing. Assume that the number of cables coming to the room with go up by at least a factor of 8 over the lifespan. The whole building needs to be done with mind to adaptable networking.

    Run a dozen cables from the server room to your office. I don't know what you will use them for. But one job we ran 4 from the main wiring closet to the Sourcerer's Dungeon, and a year later we wanted more. (Let's see:
    One connected to the firewall which lived in the closet, 1 went to the cluster of managed switches, 1 was the 'copy port' on the switch cluster so we could track down problems, 1 was the interface on the firewall that copied all firewall traffic for the IDS. Oh yeah. Then 4th floor became part of our jurisdiction too, so we needed another cluster of switches...)

    Service Bench. Either in the server room, or close to it you want a place where you can pull a computer, put it at a convenient height to work on. It's a real pain to work with bits of computer on the floor, or worse, having to stand on a step ladder. Having your office in the repair room isn't bad. People will see all the cruft and clutter, and assume you are busy as hell.

    Wheeled racks: You can get some increase in density by having your racks on dollies, so they can live close together, but be moved around to work on. This is what you will be doing if you only plan for 4 racks, and three years from now have 6.

    Your office:
            Ask for one of the fancy 6 monitor surround displays. You will probably only get 4. Meanwhile, if you don't already, get at least two on your desk.

            It's very likely that you will want one or more boxes for ancillary purposes. E.g. experimenting with new OS's and such.

            Remember too, that all systems change. Six months from now comes an OS upgrade. You want enough spare machines to test this out before attacking the production servers. This may mean another rack.

            Give the phone people their own space. A phone person is not your employee generally. You don't want them in the server room without a keeper. (Not if security is a concern, anyway).

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  170. G' thats easy. by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

    what features would you include
    A bar

    What things would you try to avoid
    The boss

    I get to determine absolutely everything
    Have them build it onto your home.

    I have to share my office space with all the network equipment.
    Make them install fiber in your home.

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  171. Re:One Man's Horrible Office... Fireproof Safe etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about the backup power supply to servers? In a former setup of mine, this involved a power supply and inverter of circa 5 foot x 5 foot x 6 foot, footprint, full of lead acid cells. There was a fireproof safe for backup tapes of 4 x 4 x 3 foot also.

  172. Shameless Product Promo by lrumley · · Score: 1

    You can get some good layout ideas from Steelcase Planning Ideas.

  173. Keep things simple :) by brettbergeron · · Score: 1

    If it were myself, I would begin with a rectangular room large enough to contain both an office and a datacenter. Then, I would use a wall to partition the two. In this partition, add a window so that you (and others) will be able to view the datacenter while in the office. Of course, the partition will cut down on the noise factor so that you can use your office for phone calls, concentration, etc. In the office area, I would set up an L-shaped desk that is flush with the wall. One side of my desk would contain a dual monitor setup and a nice desktop, and the other side would be reserved for hardware repair needs, diagrams, and such.

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  174. Security through... by Geminii · · Score: 1
    I'd have an office door which looked like another section of wall from the outside. In fact, a couple of them. With external webcams. At least one opening into a little-used stairwell :)

    "We have no idea where our servers are, and the IT guy's office doesn't appear anywhere on the floor plans..."

  175. My next space by wilec · · Score: 1

    My next space will be a 60x84 quonset style metal building - aircraft hanger type. A bit past planning right now, I have the excavation, a mostly sand rock ledge bulldozed into a south facing hillside, and plan to install the foundation this spring/summer. Actually it will be my home as well, I intend to build a 48x84 loft to live in, while the entire lower area will be a mostly unpartitioned combination office-study-shop-garage.

    Wabi-Sabi
    Matthew

  176. What things I would avoid. by Kaz+Kylheku · · Score: 1

    I would avoid being in an office, and avoid dreaming about a dream office.

    Doh!

  177. Clean by pkcs11 · · Score: 1

    No one mentioned this from what I read, but the most important thing about a datacenter is keeping everything clean.
    Design a clean and efficient physical layout and schema.
    Follow that schema, even when throwing up "temporary" appliances.
    Use cable management panels, NOT zip-ties and clamps.

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  178. Standing and sitting office by michaeljpastor · · Score: 1

    I was lucky enough to rescue two barstool height office chairs from the trash and had the seats redone. I then raised my entire home office to "standing height" and my energy level has increased wonderfully. I really recommend it. I'd suggest a U shaped desk at bar height, with one leg of the U open to both sides with bar height stools on the visitors' side (not office chairs, stools). You kinda create a bartender feel that way, and a bartender's space is sacred ;-). The other two sides of the U are great against corner walls. A great location for the monitor on the bottom part of the desk at eye height on an articulated arm so that you can face and extend the monitor towards your visitors. At the open top of the U leave a lot of space to move about in and out of the U zone, and place either a sitting height desk, or better yet, a round cafe table with chairs. The desk/table should be no wider than the open space of the U or it will feel like the fourth wall of a box. This gives you two energy levels in the room and also provides a handicapped access/wheelchair height level. A chaise lounge on the far side of the table near the corner provides a comfy nook for naps and reading and additional seating for meetings. If you have enough room a reading chair is nice too. I cannot tell you how tons of horizontal sorting trays help a naturally unorganized person like me stay organized. I have 16 ;-)

  179. New build out or existing space?? by bondjamesbond · · Score: 0

    Is this a new build out or existing space?

  180. My Dream Office by SpasticWeasel · · Score: 1

    First of all, you start with a General Products #3 Hull...

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  181. Re:Plenty of power and Redundancy Back Up in HVAC by ideapete · · Score: 1

    Also remember with your power supply make sure each work section rack has two lines from different breakers ( Thats why the equipment should have two power inlets ) that way when a breaker trips the other side takes up the load. Get your electrician a list of all the power usages and future and get 200% on each breaker,

    As far a HVAC make sure you don't use more than 60% of the load ( ie for a 6ton demand you need a 10 ton unit ) and also make sure you have redundancy and another supply when it will be of line for maintenance.

    Last but not least ensure the architect and builder know you have to have power / HVAC at 60 degrees and 30% humidity 365/7/24. Imagine your HVAC goes down and you have to open the door to the primary offices who are blasting heat in winter

    Allow for altitude for every 1000 ft above sea level you need to add 10% to your calculations

    Make sure your humidifier is on a separate line from your air intake and recirculation. ( We had one Sun client at 7000 ft who used Suns 60/30 rule and all the inlets on the roof froze up into blocks of ice and the whole data center died )

    ( : ( : pete

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