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  1. Re:if blackberry was problematic... on Could Your Blackberry Be Damaging Your Thumbs? · · Score: 0
    Like this?

    In Korea, only old people report thumb problems.
  2. you mean? on No Pictures, Thanks · · Score: 0

    US Army, Marines, and British Army approuved cameras? Sure would be great to have only those types of camera's to show up in iraqi prisons...

  3. Re:Perhaps a more fitting tribute? on Asteroid Named After Douglas Adams · · Score: 0
    Why do I think of the simpons now?

    Me so velly solly!
    <br/>
  4. Re:I'm with you here. on Federal Obscenity Rule Nixed In Internet Porn Case · · Score: 0
    In the Muslim world, this is the motivation behind the hijab, the bhurka,
    and female cirumcision
    .


    Interesting thing you say. But don't generalise. Have a look at http://www.religioustolerance.org/fem_cirm.htm or google a bit. You'll find out that not all muslims practice circumcision.

    And don't tell me please you're American. Are YOU cut or uncut?
  5. what about bad news? on Blazing Speed: The Fastest Stuff In The Universe · · Score: 0
    According to Douglas Adams :

    Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.


    IIRC some group once built a spaceship powered by bad news. It worked great but nevertheless turned out to be a failure because the ship was unwelcome wherever it went.
  6. FP on BBC: 2005 Looking Good for Gadgets · · Score: -1, Troll

    hahahaha

  7. Re:Museum? on Opportunity Rover Encounters Its Own Heat Shield · · Score: 1

    make a beowulf cluster our of the remains?
    run linux on it?
    run longhorn on it? (it should be available)

  8. Major Kong on Poland Blocks European Software Patent Vote, For Now · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can imagine Washington and Redmond right now:
    (From the script of Dr. Strangelove)

    Now look boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches. But I got a pretty fair idea that something doggoned important's going on back there. And I got a fair idea of the kind of personal emotions that some of you fella's may be thinking. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human beings if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelings about software Patents. But I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a countin' on ya, and by golly we ain't about to let 'em down. Tell you somethin' else. This thing turns out to be half as important is I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for every last one of you, regardless of your race, color, or your creed. Now, let's get this thing on the hump. We got some lobbying to do.

  9. Re:Your worried about spam!?! on Golden Spam Cans to Promote Python Musical · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure you're refering to this:

    Monty Python Banana skit

  10. Re:The chances of anything coming from mars. on The Threat From Life on Mars · · Score: 1

    From the famous last words category?

  11. Re:Bangladesh on Ekush: A CherryOS For the Windows World? · · Score: 1

    Hey, Prince

    I've recognised your title from one of your emails. So, how's your father? Still dead? I sincerely hope so for him if you've buried him already!

  12. Re:And the rest of the world... on Kerry Concedes Election To Bush · · Score: 1

    You surely mean, in all American tradition: D'oh!

  13. Re:Don't we all... on Changing Use of Internet? · · Score: 1
    Hey, you guys remember the time Lothar was smashing those rocks together and invented fire. Ahh, those were the days..


    Rocks? You had rocks? We dreamed of having rocks! We would have given our right arms for rocks!

    We had to grit our teeth together to get a fire starting, and we liked it that way!
  14. Re:Exactly! on Slackware Likely To Drop GNOME Support · · Score: 1

    Right on!

    I got my distro from here: gnustep

    The distro is knoppix (morphix actually) based. I installed it to hd, modified the apt sources file and did some apt-get update, apt-get -u upgrade and apt-get dist-upgrade to get a nice debian without all the gnome and or kde stuff.

  15. Re:Finally on Scientists Define Murphy's Law · · Score: 1

    You, sir, just made my day!

  16. Re:Can't do that. on Proposal: Put Library of Congress' Contents Online · · Score: 1
    As punishment, Krikkit and its sun were sealed into an envelope in which time passed extremely slowly. The envelope was to reopen long in the future, when the rest of creation had died away, so that Krikkit could live out the remainder of the universe's life in the manner they wished.


    We can't have that, can we? All those people from Krikkit having access to the library of congress...
  17. Re:Cheaper than a trademark lawsuit... on John Doerr Disclaims Rumored GBrowser · · Score: 1
    But when you read gbrowser.com, do you think google? I think "GTK" or "Gnome" first, then I think G as in "whut up G?"
    Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.


    When i read
    Kodos
    I don't think "The Simpsons" first, I think "KDE".
    :)
  18. Re:Who cut the cheese? on Redmondmag on Dumping IE · · Score: 1

    I am a Limburger, you insensitive clod!

    Province of Limburg

  19. Re:a question for the lawyers at intellivision on Mechanical Pong · · Score: 1

    Mu!

  20. I looked for this word... on Tracking The (English) Words We Use · · Score: 2, Funny
    but couldn't find it, which seems appropriate

    The word is
    semprini


    More info on Just the words (Monty Python)
  21. Re:OB Simpsons on Hot Rod Job For SpaceShipOne · · Score: 1
    It's funny on so many levels!

    Homer: Oh. [voice rising] I'll bash you good!


    ...

    I'll korn you good!

  22. OB Simpsons on Hot Rod Job For SpaceShipOne · · Score: 4, Funny
    Buzz: Homer, you broke the handle.
    Race: With that hatch open, we'll burn up on re-entry! That's it: if I
    go, I'm taking you to hell with me.
    Homer: Wait a minute, Race. Wait a minute...wait!
    [breaks off a support rod]
    Aha! Now I'll bust that pretty face of yours!
    [tries to swing it, but it catches in the door]
    Aw, stupid bar.
    Buzz: Wait, Homer. If that bar holds, we just might make it back to
    earth.
    Homer: Oh. [voice rising] I'll bash you good!
    -- One-track minds, "Deep Space Homer"
  23. Re:All Your Base Are Belong To Us on Mushroom Cloud Reported Over North Korea · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Isn't it:

    Someone set up us the bomb!

    ?

  24. Re:$150,000 ??? on German Teen Charged with Creating Sasser · · Score: 1
    Hah. What I want are that guys balls.
    In a jar.
    On my desk.


    Here's an ant target to do just that:

    <target name="build-jar" depends="fetch-balls">
    <manifest file="${project.source.manifest}">
    <attribute name="Balls-By" value="${user.name}"/>
    </section>
    </manifest>

    <jar destfile="${project.deploy}/${project.jar.name}.ja r" manifest="${project.source.manifest}">
    <fileset dir="${project.build.balls.jar}">
    <include name="**/*.balls"/>
    </fileset>
    </jar>
    <checksum file="${project.deploy}/${project.jar.name}.jar" forceoverwrite="yes" fileext=".md5"/>
    </target>


    You're welcome :)
  25. Re:They're called, "Frogs" on Robot Eats Flies to Generate Power · · Score: 2, Funny
    I say the robot should catch the flies, and then use them to lure frogs. Imagine the power.


    What do you have against the french?