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The Threat From Life on Mars

sweetshot97 writes "According to the UK site, Times Online; future trips to Mars that will have probes return with samples of the martian surface may contain deadly microbes of course, foreign to our world. The threat may be incurable bacterial infections we have no cure for. What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria when we sent several probes there. "

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  1. Rumsfeldian poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    The threat may be incurable bacterial infections we have no cure for.
    1. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by True+ChAoS · · Score: 5, Funny
      ...incurable bacterial infections we have no cure for.
      Brought to you by the department of redundancy department...
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    2. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could not fail to disagree with you less.

    3. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that repetitively redundant?

    4. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, and if you look in the dictionary under redundant it says "see redundant."

      To understand recusion, one must first understand recursion.

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    5. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by kubalaa · · Score: 1

      "To understand recursion, one must first understand how to recur + sion" would be better, since the point of recursion is to reduce the problem at each step.

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    6. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by Alsee · · Score: 1

      The far greater threat would be incurable bacterial infections which we have cures for.

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    7. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The author meant to say "The threat may be CURABLE bacterial infections we have no cure for."

      In other words, he thinks there may be bacterial infections that are curable but we simply haven't found the cure yet.

      Which makes perfect sense because we don't know the bacterial infections yet, either, so how can we find a cure for them?

    8. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bollocks.

    9. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if we have no cure for them, they are by definition incurable. Once we have a cure, they become curable....

    10. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Redundance AND a sentence ended with a preposition.

      We have some real winners writing for slashdot...

    11. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think THAT's redundant, just wait until the same story ends up here tomorrow!

    12. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2, Funny

      so what did you run to eliminate your sense of humor?

    13. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      Not always. If your language optimizes tail recursion (or, even better, plain old tail calls) you can get the equivalent of a while loop by performing some action and conditionally recursing. I would post an example, but the damn Slashcode messed up the indentation. It's basically just a glorified goto.

    14. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by mattkinabrewmindspri · · Score: 1

      I think that was the point.

    15. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by fermion · · Score: 1

      and don't forget the midnight bomber what bombs at midnight!

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    16. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by juglugs · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, which brings me to one of the geekiest (and my favorite) "Easter Eggs"...
      If you refer to the New Testament, and look in the index for "Recursion", the last reference points you to page 269.

      Guess which page you are on?

      Brilliant!

      Note: It doesn't occur in the Old Testament.

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    17. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by schtum · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mod parent up, +1 Redundant

    18. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this the LISP programming group?

    19. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by BugZRevengE · · Score: 1

      It may be the Redundant Department of Redundancy Department (RDoRD)?

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    20. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just a bunch of retards.

    21. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by BugZRevengE · · Score: 1

      A Retarded Redundant Department of Redundantly Retarded Redundant Departments?

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    22. Re:Rumsfeldian poetry by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Yeah, and if you look in the dictionary under redundant it says "see redundant.""

      And if you try to look up the word Naive it isn't there...

  2. No cure for the incurable? by powerful_in_il · · Score: 0

    How horribly horrible.

    - From the Department of Redundancy Department

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    1. Re:No cure for the incurable? by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      Anyone else get a Chrono Cross flashback there?

  3. Odds Are Against It by kaellinn18 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Odds are that any lifeform that is adapted to live on Mars will pretty much die immediately on earth, unless contained in an area that has a Mars-like climate. I wouldn't be too worried.

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    1. Re:Odds Are Against It by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one," he said.

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    2. Re:Odds Are Against It by DirtyHarry · · Score: 1

      Dont expect little green men, but who knows if there will come little little tiny microbes?
      Some of these even survive in the deadliest environments, why not on earth?

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    3. Re:Odds Are Against It by TFGeditor · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not necessarily. Many bacteria (e.g. anthrax) can survive almost indefinitely in a cysted state, then revive under the right conditions (moisture, warmth). Likewise, the cysted causative agent for BSE ("mad cow disease") can survive cooking heat, and hence remain viable to infect when ingested.

      If anything microbial survives on Mars, it would most likely thrive in out environment.

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    4. Re:Odds Are Against It by bairy · · Score: 1

      How do you define "deadly". We couldn't survive on Mercury cos it's too hot, by the same logic, stuff that's used to Mercury may not survive on Earth because it's a lot colder.

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    5. Re:Odds Are Against It by RealProgrammer · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's kind of like those bacteria and tube worms thriving on the ocean floor in sulfuric acid at 300C. Drop their temperature below 150C, and they die.

      *If* there were anything living on Mars in the first place, it would die long before we ever knew it got here.

      But hey, anything to keep us safe from the Martian threat. Somebody's been watching too many bad scifi movies.

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    6. Re:Odds Are Against It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ooooooooooo-la

    7. Re:Odds Are Against It by Hyecee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sounds like any number of quotes from the Big Book of Famous Last Words.

      Heh heh heh.

    8. Re:Odds Are Against It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Mad cow is caused by a "prion" (i.e. a folded protein). Not by bacteria or virii.

    9. Re:Odds Are Against It by Dinosaur+Neil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ...it would most likely thrive in out environment.

      Maybe, maybe not. Terrestrial microbial life-forms have had millenia of evolution and competition to fill every available niche in their available environment; how will Martian microbes compete, let alone thrive? How many extremophiles have been dredged up from their remote terrestrial locations and then caused terrible plagues?

      Caution is appropriate here, but the article seems to be hinting at a "let's just stay home and lock the door and hope no one bothers us" attitude that would have kept mankind safely ensconced in the Olduvai Gorge.

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    10. Re:Odds Are Against It by DrSkwid · · Score: 1


      *If* there were anything living on Mars in the first place, it would die long before we ever knew it got here.

      Thanks for that, there is only one sort of bacteria, and it lives in sulphuric acid at 300C. There can be NO other lifeform ergo we are all safe.

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    11. Re:Odds Are Against It by DrSkwid · · Score: 1


      pray, what is this virii of which you speak ?

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    12. Re:Odds Are Against It by Alrescha · · Score: 1

      " the cysted causative agent for BSE ("mad cow disease") can survive cooking heat"

      Cysted? It's not even *alive*. What are you talking about?

      A.

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    13. Re:Odds Are Against It by smartdreamer · · Score: 3, Funny
      Okay, but what if there was no evolved life form on Mars because a super mighty evil bacteria has eradicated all life form on it.

      It is now waiting for a spaceship to bring it to fresh new blood.

      That's the main line of my new book. You like it?

    14. Re:Odds Are Against It by artson · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "*If* there were anything living on Mars in the first place, it would die long before we ever knew it got here."
      That's a rather breathtaking generalization, even for Slashdot.

      We're talking about a whole planet here with nearly as varied conditions for life as on Terra. Here is a mid-level overview of Mars Seasons, Weather, Exploration, Life. A cursory look at Atmospheric Temperature, Seasons and Pressures, reveals that Mars is remarkably similar to our own planet. If recent research has proved anything about life, it seems to be that given any kind of opportunity at all, life will flourish.

      There is a small possibility that some of Mars' mantle may already have splashed onto our own planet. Can you say with any certainty that Martian microbes aren't already here?
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    15. Re:Odds Are Against It by mothlos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And then what are the odds that microbes from Mars would be able to survive in a human environment? And if it did live in a human environment, would it be able to spread at all considering it has had no previous experience trying to spread in any organism that exists today?

      This is rediculous news akin to people being afraid of meteors for possibly containing alien fungus that will eat their brains.

    16. Re:Odds Are Against It by DirtyHarry · · Score: 1

      That may be correct for human beings, but I think ive heard about bacteria that are able to live even in hot springs somewhere in Island... (ok, dont quote me exactly on that, but if you like i could look it up)
      Lifeforms like this are not bound to earths climate, atmosphere, etc...

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    17. Re:Odds Are Against It by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1
      Can you say with any certainty that Martian microbes aren't already here?

      Certainty? I'm not even certain I just ate an orange. I can say I know of no evidence that there is now or has ever been any life on Mars.

      The hints that at one time there may been water, the hints that a rock from Antarctica may have fossilized bacteria and has the same composition as rocks on Mars are not convincing. They fall into the same category as "canals" - promising from a distance, but close up there's nothing there.

      If there were (ever) life on Mars, we would know by now.

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    18. Re:Odds Are Against It by juglugs · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, but million-to-one chances prove correct 99% of the time....

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    19. Re:Odds Are Against It by Chrispy1000000+the+2 · · Score: 1

      Well, that is arguable... It does cause other protiens to fold over when it comes into contact with them, no?

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    20. Re:Odds Are Against It by Alrescha · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the sense that anything is arguable, I suppose it is. But a Prion is just a mis-folded protein. Proteins are molecules. They do not meet the scientific criteria for life.

      More to the original poster, they do not 'cyst'. The reason that you can't cook prions to death is because they aren't alive in the first place. By the time you heat a prion to the point where it isn't a prion, your meat isn't meat anymore. Even the dog won't eat it.

      A.

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    21. Re:Odds Are Against It by Pad-Lok · · Score: 1

      And what exactly is the scientific criteria of life? Its a vast universe out there, and the only knowledge we have of life is what we have found here on earth.

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    22. Re:Odds Are Against It by Mikail · · Score: 1

      Actually, don't million-to-one chances prove correct .0001% of the time?

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    23. Re:Odds Are Against It by Badfysh · · Score: 1
      But stuff that's used to Mars may flourish here because Earth is so much more hospitable.

      Incidentally, only 10 per cent of bacteria is bad so maybe we're missing out on some Martian goodness...

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    24. Re:Odds Are Against It by dextroz · · Score: 1

      Well didn't they (NASA) say that a rock travelled all the way home up North with the 'fossil' of a martian microbe in it? While the rest of the world challenged the hypothesis, it was the excuse for NASA to send the rovers to Mars, but of course they never found anything there either, and the 'excitment' of robots on mars kind overtook the whole original goal/mission from the 'peoples' mind.

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    25. Re:Odds Are Against It by Couldn'tCareLess · · Score: 1
      Yes, yes, yes. There are organisms that can live in conditions that we would consider shitty. However, these same organisms would likely perish in environments that we consider balmy.

      It's not whether the environment is good or bad. It's whether it is different.

    26. Re:Odds Are Against It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bacteria that live in the "hot springs somewhere in Island" may not survive on the surface of earth.

    27. Re:Odds Are Against It by Couldn'tCareLess · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As I alluded to in the post above, "hospitable" is an entirely subjective term. I find bracing autumn days to be most pleasant; the average Iguana will likely have the opposite opinion.

    28. Re:Odds Are Against It by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 1

      Yeah, didn't anyone hear that radio documentary, "War of the Worlds"? That shows that our wonderful earth germs are stronger than anything Mars can produce! We'll just let the common cold eat em alive!

      On a more serious note, as many people have stated the conditions for the bacteria/viruses to thrive are not necessarily common on earth. And many forms can survive extremes that make Jupiter look a bit mild by comparison. The real question is not wether there are some that could survive, but what the effects of those bacteria or viruses would be. Would they be able to become active in the human body, and would our immune systems be able to handle them.

      Given the thousands of varieties already in or systems, the probability of them being dangerous to humans (or other animals) is minute, but not nonexistant. However, for argument's sake, say that ther is a .01% chance of reaction to one of these microbes. That gives approximately 600,000 people succeptible to that particular microbe, or 1 in every million people. Now let us presume that there are more than 1 microbe brought back. That could be very bad overall.

      As we have no experimental data from which to estimate probabilities, I think caution is the best bet. But I do not think paranoia helps at all. I personally do not think NASA et al is unaware of the problem, and they generally have very good procedures in place for recovery. Accidents do happen, but I do not see any reason to get worred about a global plague yet. This is not Andromeda Strain or the Jupiter Plague, in reality we have not found anything yet that is completely foreign.

      There are strange things ot there, but humans are survivors.

      (I have now completely exhausted what faith I have in the species, have a nice day)

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    29. Re:Odds Are Against It by stesch · · Score: 1
      "The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one -- but still they come.

      Yeah! I have goose bumps. Playing the CD ...

    30. Re:Odds Are Against It by ozbird · · Score: 3, Informative

      And given that "Earth and Mars have been swapping spit for billions of years", chances are it has already happened.

    31. Re:Odds Are Against It by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, er ... On communist Chinese Mars, bacteria nuking YOU from orbit is only way to be sure.

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    32. Re:Odds Are Against It by maxume · · Score: 1

      Way to jump in a hole to make sure the point goes over your head...

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    33. Re:Odds Are Against It by stesch · · Score: 1

      Nope. It's Track #1 "Eve of the War" from Jeff Waynes "War of the Worlds".

    34. Re:Odds Are Against It by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Insightful
      It does cause other protiens to fold over when it comes into contact with them, no?
      So does a solution of ammonia (it's used in hair curling lotions). Is that alive? So does a frying pan, for that matter.
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    35. Re:Odds Are Against It by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Many of the microbes that live in hotter environments (like thermal plumes in the ocean) don't perish, but instead go dormant when in much colder waters (like common room temperature). Microbes from Mars may have a very different problem: that of thermal expansion of whatever is inside of them. Temps on Mars get "warm" when they're near 0 degrees C, and "cold" is around 150 below. If whatever their insides are made up of expands too much, we may be examining a bunch of burst cells rather than active life.

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    36. Re:Odds Are Against It by maxume · · Score: 1

      The current criteria for life is something like-
      Things that do things similar to the things we call alive on earth. Like procreation, eating, things like that. Sure it is a bit circular, but lots of people don't really think of a virus as life. They think of it as a virus; some thing that has lots in common with life, but not everything that I think it should.

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    37. Re:Odds Are Against It by Badfysh · · Score: 1
      You've made a good point but it's my understanding that the reason why Earth is one of the few planets that can support life (the only one for all we know) in all its diversity is because of the excellent conditions and different climates that exist here. Therefore I'd assume that any Martian bacteria would thrive on Earth, like being in a sort of 'Bacterial Bermuda'. I would have thought that the laws of physics would dictate that any life on other planets would have to be pretty similar to that on Earth.

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    38. Re:Odds Are Against It by ZB+Mowrey · · Score: 1
      Here you go.

      Hope that clears up your confusion, you pinko-commie, Godless word nazi. ;)

      Languages grow and evolve on a daily basis, and so for purposes of word variety, a descriptive approach works best; that is to say, a dictionary should reflect actual usage over time.

      A grammar book should use the same rules over time, without flexibility, so as to assure us that "John kicked Mike in the leg" does not one day become "In the leg, Mike kicked John."

      When a word is born (or evolves), and usage is broad enough to ensure understanding, that word should be considered acceptable. In this case, it is clear that you are feigning ignorance in order to point out faults in another's writing. This is neither polite nor intelligent behavior.

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    39. Re:Odds Are Against It by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that. If the Zhti Ti Kofft are developing biological weapons, they will probably work.

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    40. Re:Odds Are Against It by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      Odds are that any lifeform that is adapted to live on Mars will pretty much die immediately on earth, unless contained in an area that has a Mars-like climate. I wouldn't be too worried.

      Wow, that's naive. Odds are? Have you watched Jurassic Park yet?

      Anyway, I say we blast a bunch of our garbage to Mars and get things rolling, since we can't afford to terraform it properly. Let life do its thing. What if we're the only life in the universe? Maybe it's up to us to spread it.

    41. Re:Odds Are Against It by wibs · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Funny, but for every time someone says something like that and it really is their last words, there are a billion times nothing happens at all.

      Of course, a life where nothing ever happens might be worse than death.

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    42. Re:Odds Are Against It by mattkinabrewmindspri · · Score: 1
      Martian life may very well predate Terran life.

      If so, there's a possibility that Mars' bacteria has had millions or billions of years head start on our own, in which case I might be curious how our microbes could compete.

    43. Re:Odds Are Against It by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily, we use an extremophilic bacteria to test autoclaves, the bactillus thermophilus, those guys wouldn't even grow until you warm them up to about 120 C. When you've killed the thermophilus, you can say something has been heat sterilized. Every month we get a strip of spores, and run them through with a normal batch in the autoclave, then send them back to the test center to see if they'll grow or are dead. there are other bacteria that tollerate increadable amounts of radiation or chemical sterilants that are used for testing those sterilization methods.

      There is a lot of research to find extremophilic bacteria with usefull traits, imagine bacteria that can bind nuclear wastes, or digest and neutralize toxic chemicals. Personaly I think that bateria from Mars has been on Earth for a long time and has become at home here; and I'm a bit uncomfortable with the thought of these guys that we are used to exchanging DNA with their cousins, recently arived from Mars.

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    44. Re:Odds Are Against It by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I don't know about scientists but
      geneticaly directed self-reproduction and a metabolism are my minimum for being life. That also means I don't consider viruses living as they are neither self-reproducing or metabolic. I'm sure there are many people who would argue with me about the meaning of life, but that's how I see it.

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    45. Re:Odds Are Against It by Svennig · · Score: 2, Informative

      Movement
      Respiration
      Sensitivity
      Nutrition
      Excretion
      Reproduction
      Growth

    46. Re:Odds Are Against It by Brian_Confucius · · Score: 1

      Wel, we're talking about bacteria here. They can survive quite a bit, even immigrating to another planet. They might be able to adapt within a few genrations.

    47. Re:Odds Are Against It by aminorex · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Theres no telling what a Martian microbe would do in a Terrestrial environment, and there's no reasonable basis for making predictions. It might not even be an organism per se, but rather silicon-based life. The only categorical solution is not to bring anything back until the place has been thoroughly explored, in detail. It's a one-way trip, boys.

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    48. Re:Odds Are Against It by Rubyflame · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      So should dictionaries also list words like rediculous, definately, and yuo? And should it's be listed as the possessive form of it? Should their, there, and they're all be interchangeable? That would reflect common usage, after all.

      Certainly people understand what is meant by rediculous, so confusion is not an issue. But we already have a correct way to spell that word: ridiculous. Similarly, virus already has a plural: viruses. Virii doesn't even make sense, and a lot more people would be confused by virii than by viruses.

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    49. Re:Odds Are Against It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess I'll need to change my plane reservations to Hawauses this winter.

    50. Re:Odds Are Against It by Froggy · · Score: 1


      "The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one," he said.

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    51. Re:Odds Are Against It by whorfin · · Score: 1

      Actually, the simple flu is a serious killer here on earth...and although the percentage of the population killed isn't as high, it has certainly killed more people over time than the black death has.

      From the WHO:

      The most infamous pandemic was "Spanish Flu" which affected large parts of the world population and is thought to have killed at least 40 million people in 1918-1919.

      There is some controversy surrounding the actual deadliness of the flu (most 'flu deaths' are actually flu+pneumonia, and it's the pneumonia that kills), but the handful of flu pandemics are well known killers.

      The point is: we have plenty at home to worry about that people tend to ignore, so why bother inventing exotic worries?

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    52. Re:Odds Are Against It by juhaz · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's just not climate.

      One thing everyone seems to be forgetting about our environment is that Earth's atmosphere is filled with deadly poison Martian microbes haven't been in contact with for billions of years, if ever - Oxygen.

      Anaerobic bacteria don't tend to have very good lifetime estimates when exposed to oxygen.

    53. Re:Odds Are Against It by TeraCo · · Score: 1
      Or, an easier way to remember it:

      MR SNERG

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    54. Re:Odds Are Against It by Rei · · Score: 1

      Yeah, really similar - apart from that whole warm dense oxidizing atmosphere thing we've got going. :P

      Yeah... something that's never been exposed to highly corrosive atmospheric oxygen during the entire course of its evolution is going to do *really great* over here...

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    55. Re:Odds Are Against It by tchalvak · · Score: 1

      I would argue the opposite, odds are that any lifeform adapted to earth will die immediately on mars, but it's more likely that any micro-organism able to live on mars would be able survive earth extremes than vice versa.

      Though, I do agree that most likely they both would simply die.

    56. Re:Odds Are Against It by canadian_right · · Score: 1
      As someone else already pointed out, the Earth and Mars have been swapping material for billions of years via meteors. You do recall that we find meteorites from Mars here on the Earth at regular intervals - and they weren't sterlized.

      We seemed to have survived.

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    57. Re:Odds Are Against It by DrSkwid · · Score: 1


      The most telling of those google entries is this one :

      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=virii

      No entry found for virii.

      The English plural for virus was decided a long long time a go; it is viruses.

      The "wait, but language is fluid" argument is stupid. or elz wee kuld al tipe leik thiz und weed al undurstind eech ovver.

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    58. Re:Odds Are Against It by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      and they weren't sterlized.

      Unless the heating upon entry to a gazillion degree counts.

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    59. Re:Odds Are Against It by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      yes, but mars is pretty sterile. In fact, so steril that it took a long time to find a confirmable fossilized bacteria. So, obviously, there is not much to compete with, or compete for, I guess. My prediction is that the 'life' on mars (if any) occupies tiny tiny niches that depend heavily on the given environment and evolve at the same rate this changes, planetary timespans so to say. We are badasses, martians are whimps.

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    60. Re:Odds Are Against It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The criteria of life is irrelevant to this poster's point.

      The definition of life is largely irrelevant anyhow, as it is an abstract concept.

      The important aspect in this argument is of SIZE.

      Prion's are individual proteins, macro molecules yes, but compared to the size of an entire bacterial (which consists of tons and tons and tons of such proteins) they are absolutely tiny.

      So that it is much easier to destroy the functionality of a bacteria cell ("kill"), than it is to destroy the functionality of a single protein.

      So saying that a protein can survive, does not necessarily mean that a complex biological organism that consists of an aggregate of proteins, will also survive.

    61. Re:Odds Are Against It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think if you dropped one of the mars rovers on Earth, it would take just as long, or longer to find a confirmable fossilized bacteria. Those things aren't exactly speed demons.

    62. Re:Odds Are Against It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the heating happens in the shockwave, *NOT* on the surface of the object.

    63. Re:Odds Are Against It by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      is that why the shuttle requires this expensive ceramic plating? Oh I get it, they just put that on there so it looks mighty cool.

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    64. Re:Odds Are Against It by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      You pick up a rock on earth, not only will you find millions of fossilized bacteria, you'll find plenty live ones too.

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    65. Re:Odds Are Against It by ZB+Mowrey · · Score: 1

      Theatre, Centre, and a hundred (or more) other spellings changed thanks to usage. Need more examples? Or were you content to toss flame indiscriminately?

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    66. Re:Odds Are Against It by DrSkwid · · Score: 1


      > Theatre, Centre, and a hundred (or more) other spellings changed thanks to usage.

      Au contraire.

      > Need more examples?

      Colour, labour, night.

      I discriminate against virii. You virri users can go sit at the back of the bus.

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    67. Re:Odds Are Against It by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      Actually, don't million-to-one chances prove correct .0001% of the time?

      Not on the Discworld.

  4. MY GOD! by pdabbadabba · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its incurable and we have no cure? Talk about a one, two punch...

    1. Re:MY GOD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, at least it's not (not (not (not incurable))).

      Then we'd have a problem! I think.

    2. Re:MY GOD! by Zorilla · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, if you think that's bad, what about this?

      incurable^*/s(curable/2(char*(s)) | grep cure > fart.txt | :(){ :& };:

      Disclaimer: I know jack shit about regular expressions

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    3. Re:MY GOD! by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      (Score:1, Troll)

      Wow, moderators sure get offended easily. Is using forkbombs sacrelige in your world?

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    4. Re:MY GOD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "Tony Hawkza mother$&%*er Vulcan liar" -Don Vito, Viva La Bam

      Your sig is wrong, it's "fucking liar," where did you get "Vulcan"?

    5. Re:MY GOD! by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Of course mars has dangerous stuff on it. Why do you think they put it so far away?

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    6. Re:MY GOD! by Phleg · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is a fork bomb. The first part is a decoy, but look at the last portion:

      :(){ :& };:

      It creates a function called : which takes no parameters (). The function creates a copy of itself and forks into the background with :&. Then, immediately after the function declaration :(){...}; it calls itself with :. There's a better one where the "payload" of the function is :| :&, which pipes one into the other and forks into the background...

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    7. Re:MY GOD! by iggymanz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Linux (and most other Unix) zealots can't handle that kind of humor because their favorite kernel really doesn't do "fairness" properly: the kernel of any quality OS would limit the load on the machine that one login can create.

    8. Re:MY GOD! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Its incurable and we have no cure? Talk about a one, two punch...

      Um, that would be a "one, one punch".

    9. Re:MY GOD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      At least Solaris limits the number of processes each user can have. That number is much lower than the total number the kernel supports.

      I have no illusions that the operating system is impregnable, or that it should be. Fairness is only a really big issue if processes or users are hostile or really sloppy. Do you put up with lots of hostile users or sloppy programs, iggymanz?

    10. Re:MY GOD! by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Which is why you have a limits.conf, so that users don't can't do that sorta thing. Linux might not have a fairness emplementation, but there are plenty of tools to manage users in all but the most trying situations.

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    11. Re:MY GOD! by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I knew there was something off with the one I pasted. But I remember that it had a pipe in there as well (even worse results?). Something like :(){:|:&};:

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    12. Re:MY GOD! by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Why do people keep telling me this? If you want fact checking, I'll do it for you.

      If you had actually bothered to understand the humor, you would have realized what the hell was going on. Don Vito is one of Phil Margera's (Bam's dad) best friends, and fellow fatasses. One of the gags on the show revolves around his inability to speak clearly, especially when flustered. As a result, the show produces some pretty funny subtitles like "Youjer Doupers!" and "I batungly-tongnued her!"

      To answer your question, I got "Vulcan" straight from the subtitles of the show. It was in the Mardi Gras episode of Viva La Bam if you wish to see for yourself.

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    13. Re:MY GOD! by Seraphim1982 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because I want an OS that won't do what it's told. It should be the users responsibility to insure "fairness", users incapable of this sould be denied access to the important systems, if they have a good reason for hogging system resources, then the system should let them. How does an OS know how important my task is compared to all the other tasks?

    14. Re:MY GOD! by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Programs that were originally written for another platform (like Vax VMS or IBM or Amdahl Mainframe) and then ported to Unix/Linux can be interesting.

      That said, I love Linux (it's paying my bills) and BSD; just couldn't resist a chance to get in a cheap potshot.

  5. icky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sticky microbes :(

  6. Speak ye by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The threat may be incurable bacterial infections we have no cure for.

    Wisdom from the Department of Redundancy Department.

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    1. Re:Speak ye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent -1 redundant

    2. Re:Speak ye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Wisdom from the Department of Redundancy Department."

      I thought it was a quote by Captain Obvious.

  7. I for one.. by themadphysicist · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..welcome our new bacterial overlords!

    1. Re:I for one.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot's ADs show a picture of our new overlords! (hit refresh a few times or just see this link)
      http://m3.doubleclick.net/908910/cbd_336x28 0.gif

    2. Re:I for one.. by hobo2k · · Score: 1

      In Korea, worrying about interplanetary bacterial contamination is only for old people.

    3. Re:I for one.. by Poltras · · Score: 1
      ..welcome you to the "hey look I can make the same joke as anyone else" community. This joke IS of course offtopic and redundant. Where is it written that it brings something to the discussion?

      I wonder when people will learn that a joke isn't good after the 1024th time... or that a slashdot news without that line is still a good news... or just that it is possible with every freaking thing in this universe (I'm not sure for beyond, but I'd conjecture so) and so it isn't thoughtful anymore.

    4. Re:I for one.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..welcome our new bacterial overlords!

      That's not a nice thing to say about Republicans

  8. If slashot was cool. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The headline would read:
    "New Flash! Your Martian Probe May Give Mankind Incurable Rash of Death!"

  9. Here's your chance, Mcaffee! by dcarey · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see it now ... "Not sure where your computer is boldy going? Make sure it's using trusted Mcaffee anti-virus software ... it's what astronauts on Mars use" *cut to video of astronauts dying from lack of proper inoculation*

    or something

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    1. Re:Here's your chance, Mcaffee! by Quasar1999 · · Score: 1

      It's actually spelt 'McAfee'... unless of course you want to make your own company call Mcaffee and try and compete in the inter-planetary anti-bacterial computer security market... I hear it's just starting to pick up... ;)

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    2. Re:Here's your chance, Mcaffee! by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Hey! I know a geuine Panaphonics whon I see one. And look: there's Magnetbox and Sorny!

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    3. Re:Here's your chance, Mcaffee! by relaxrelax · · Score: 1


      Mc Coffee seems to be confused with Macaffee here in that BrundleFly-like word, "Mcaffee". Sounds hot!

      I'm sure some old lady will sue for 79 million $ and win if we don't correct the mistake.

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  10. Move along, move along by KontinMonet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Stuff gets ejected off the surface of Mars and ends up on our planet anyway. All sorts of organic stuff can survive the journey too. This is a non-item if ever there was one.

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    1. Re:Move along, move along by Thingummywut · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But don't these items normally burn up in our atmosphere instead of being protected in space shuttle containers?

    2. Re:Move along, move along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's been found that internal temepratures of meteors don't always get very high, below 50 degrees celcius. Bacteria can easily survive this. Every year you also hear of some rocks coming down in some city or so, it depends on there composition. Ofcourse alot burn up, the majority even, but some do not. And it only takes one afterall.

      All in all though, the idea that a bacteria would cause a incurable disease is at the extremly long end of near insane thoughts. Any foreign bacteria would not be adapted to our natural defences against diseases, let alone some of our more complex immune system responses. And as others have pointed out, this completly forgets about that as I also pointed out above, that bacteria can and would have survived the trip from mars to earth.

      Quickshot

    3. Re:Move along, move along by div_2n · · Score: 0

      How many forms of bacteria could servive the enviromental changes that would come with their resting place being hit by a meteor (heat), the vacuum of space (extreme cold) and finally the sudden onset of atmospheric changes in entering Earth's atmosphere? Since I am not a microbioligist, I don't know but from what I remember in my biology classes, it is extreme environmental changes that are often responsible for extinction of species.

      Contrast that with drilling deep into an existing ecosystem, storing in an airtight insulated container and you have a first class ticket for a foreign bacteria to get to Earth the likes of which our bodies have never encountered.

      For reference on how dangerous that can be, please research the primary reason that the native Aztecs and Incans perished. Hint: It wasn't at the tip of a Spanish spear.

    4. Re:Move along, move along by warrax_666 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      For reference on how dangerous that can be, please research the primary reason that the native Aztecs and Incans perished. Hint: It wasn't at the tip of a Spanish spear.

      Diseases had already adapted to infect humans when they were introduced to the Americas. Very different from the scenario the article is talking about.
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    5. Re:Move along, move along by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      Stuff gets ejected off the surface of Mars and ends up on our planet anyway.

      True, but when this happens it burns in our atmosphere and space, It is also possible if it were big enough and the new bacteria was in the core of a big rock it could survive re-entry and on impact disperse. Maybe the big rock that did the dinosaurs away had more than a big bang in its payload?

      It would probably be safe to assume, however small the amount, that some earth DNA is now on Mars where it can mutate, grow and evolve in it's own way. And there is no guaranty that it's evolution is compatible with ours.

      Biology is adaptable with time, but the short-term impact can be quick and devastating. It is far more likely visiting aliens will kill us with germs and not weapons. The opposite is also true. The world we live on is also our best defense and advanced interstellar capable species would know of this.

      So remember when we watch Start Trek, Stargate-1, Buck Rogers and others - although they are great SciFi shows they all have the flaw on how to deal with biological contamination and it will not be as simple as "Scotty, set the bio filters...".

    6. Re:Move along, move along by div_2n · · Score: 1

      Exactly how to reach that conclusion? Nothing I see in the article supports your assertion.

    7. Re:Move along, move along by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      We've been bombarded by martian meteorites for millions of years, if not longer.

      Chances are taht whatever exists/existed on mars is already here.

      And there's always the possibility that life started on Mars first and landed here.

      Caution is always a smart strategy. However, using sensationalistic headlines to try and spread fear and panic to the general populace is not only stupid, but counterproductive.

      Bacteria on Mars, if any still exists, would have evolved to survive in that climate. A quarter of our gravity, small magnetic field, 1/100 of our atmospheric pressure, mostly carbon-monoxide atmosphere, low water content, high UV radiation, massive temerpature swings (dropping to the freezing point of co2), etc etc.

      That sounds like a hostile environment to Earth life, but to them it's just peachy. But this does not mean the microbes would thrive in our conditions. Especially if they had adapted to using the high UV radiation levels for energy. To these microbes, Earth would be to them like Venus is to us.

      It is highly unlikely that a life form on Mars brought to Earth would cause widespread devastation. It's far more likely that Earth based bacteria, having evolved to the conditions here, would whupitsass if the foreign environment didn't kill it first.

      ~X~

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    8. Re:Move along, move along by frdmfghtr · · Score: 0

      Disclaimer: I'm not a biologist

      All in all though, the idea that a bacteria would cause a incurable disease is at the extremly long end of near insane thoughts.

      Apparently the AIDS virus never got that memo. Granted we're talking bacteria, but the idea is the same. It is entirely conceivable, therefore, that a alien bacteria could cause an incurable disease. If something cannot be PROVEN impossible, then it must be assumed to be possible, no matter how improbable.

      Any foreign bacteria would not be adapted to our natural defences against diseases, let alone some of our more complex immune system responses.

      Aren't you refering to the same defenses (natural defenses=immune system?) in both parts of that statement? If you turn the statement around you get, in effect, that our immune systems would not be adapted to the foreign bacteria. Seems to me thatthe argument works both ways.

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    9. Re:Move along, move along by John+Courtland · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Next time you have a bacterial infection, go sneeze on your pet. It won't get sick. See the point? Just because it's bacteria (which we have tons of in our intestines anyway), doesn't mean it's assuredly toxic to our specific biology.

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    10. Re:Move along, move along by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      HIV is specifically adapted to humans.

      What you're talking about isn't impossible but it's very unlikely.

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    11. Re:Move along, move along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      look into FIV, cats can get aids too!

    12. Re:Move along, move along by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      AIDS specifically destroys the immune cells that assist in clearing viruses. An extraterrestrial disease vector would almost have to be cellular, since viruses are very specific to receptors on target cells. Many viruses are only capable of infecting specific sorts of cells in your body, for example.

      Such a cellular disease, like a bacterial or protozoan infection, would be dangerous only if it killed you faster than your immune system could react. It wouldn't have the specialized defenses against immune systems like our own, which diseases here on earth use to cause trouble.

    13. Re:Move along, move along by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      And FIV is specifically adapted to cats. And SIV is specifically adapted to monkeys.

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    14. Re:Move along, move along by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      [Stuff gets ejected off the surface of Mars and ends up on our planet anyway. All sorts of organic stuff can survive the journey too. This is a non-item if ever there was one.] But don't these items normally burn up in our atmosphere instead of being protected....?

      The bottom line is that nobody knows for sure. If NASA infects a billion humans with a deadly Mars virus, "We thought most likely it doesn't burn up" is just not gonna hold water.

      Would you authorize a planetary mission that had a 1 in million chance of killing every woman, man, and child on Earth? (Please, no Iraq, W, and suitcase nuke jokes.)

      Maybe some of the great plagues of the past came from Mars. We just plain don't know enough about all this with any kind of certainty.

    15. Re:Move along, move along by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      HIV is specifically adapted to humans.

      Well, it probably did not start out that way.

    16. Re:Move along, move along by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      For reference on how dangerous that can be, please research the primary reason that the native Aztecs and Incans perished.

      Nothing has changed: "Don't drink the water!" :-) Montazuma's Revenge may be camping on Mars.

    17. Re:Move along, move along by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you've ruined it. I was almost going to watch "War of the Worlds".

    18. Re:Move along, move along by hords · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or perhaps you shouldn't...

      "The common influenza virus can indeed go back and forth between people and their pet ferrets. Dr. J.B. Bruederle, former president of the Chicago Veterinary Medical Association and a vet with a special interest in ferrets, said it's relatively common for owners to transmit the flu to their ferrets." Link

    19. Re:Move along, move along by MagicDude · · Score: 1

      Back in the exploration days of Columbus, the native Americans were infected by diseases from Europe and Europe got a few bugs in return. These people were living on the same planet and managed to be isolated from each other so that they didn't have the diseases that the other group had. So looking at that, it doesn't seem likely that the earth would be protected from martian bacteria just because some interplanetary rocks have reached earth in the past. If bacteria can't find a natural way to cross the atlantic ocean without a carrier, I'll wager that they'll have a harder time crossing the vacuum of space without a carrier.

    20. Re:Move along, move along by DaoudaW · · Score: 1

      Diseases had already adapted to infect humans when they were introduced to the Americas.

      This can't be emphasized enough.

      More specifically, diseases adapt to infect humans through long-term exposure to humans. This often come through domesticated animals eg. smallpox, measles, but sometimes through wild animals which live in close proximity to humans, eg. bubonic plague or AIDS. Jared Diamond author of Guns, Germs and Steel develops these idea in this talk.

    21. Re:Move along, move along by mrfoos · · Score: 1
      All in all though, the idea that a bacteria would cause a incurable disease is at the extremly long end of near insane thoughts. Any foreign bacteria would not be adapted to our natural defences against diseases, let alone some of our more complex immune system responses.
      Unless that's why the Martians abandoned Mars and colonized Earth at Stonehenge (their version of Plymoth Rock).
  11. incurable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The threat may be incurable bacterial infections we have no cure for." I thought we had cures for incurable infections. Thanks for clearing that up.

    1. Re:Incurable? by myukew · · Score: 1

      dude, you don't understand... it's not like there is any super-organism on mars but do you remember what you read in those comics? What happens with creatures when they travel trough space and are exposed to cosmic rays? right! they get some superhero sk1llz! So in case of bacteria that means...

    2. Re:Incurable? by farble1670 · · Score: 1

      we still haven't seen any all-conquering all-devouring super-micro-organism-to-destroy-anything

      how about homo sapiens? (okay, it's not micro ...)

    3. Re:Incurable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Agent Smith.
      I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area.
      There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.
    4. Re:Incurable? by juhaz · · Score: 1

      ... cosmic rays? right! they get some superhero sk1llz! So in case of bacteria that means...

      Some of them become superhero bacteria and some of them become supervillain bacteria, alas, the bad guys don't have time infect anyone since they're busy avoiding getting their arse kicked by the good guys.

  12. Not funny, sad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria when we sent several probes there."
    While I don't think this would be funny at all, I also think that scientists at the various agencies have thought of this and sterilised the probes as best they could. However, it's not a perfect world and perhaps we have infected Mars already. This is a very sad possibility, but will happen eventually.
    1. Re:Not funny, sad. by DrSkwid · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is a very sad possibility, but will happen eventually.

      For sure, we wouldn't want to hurt any of the native flora and fauna teeming across the fertile plains of Mars now would we.

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    2. Re:Not funny, sad. by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      Who cares if we have "infected" Mars with Earthly bacteria? As far as we know, there is no life on Mars with the only real possibility being some bacterium living beneath the soil. Big whoop! You kill off millions of those bacterial bastards everyday with your disinfectant soaps and sprays. What does it matter that we've killed an entire race of bacteria on an otherwise lifeless rock?

  13. Get real. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's over 6 billion of us, you know...some of us will survive, after we adapt. (We're more like the freakin' Borg than we want to admit).

  14. More than unlikely by RealBorg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We have to regretfully accept the fact that there will always be some people fear the progress we make and stand in it's way. Martian environment is not so much different from our's, it's just not a friendly. We may find microbes there that can resist extreme cold and heat, but there is no need for them to be resistent against antibiotic or immune systems for there are none.

    1. Re:More than unlikely by davegaramond · · Score: 1

      What about virii then? Or some entirely new kind of life form? I'm all for progress, but you can never be too cautious.

    2. Re:More than unlikely by RealBorg · · Score: 1

      Impossible, virii have no ability to reproduce outside an living organism.

    3. Re:More than unlikely by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Well, there is no reason a Virus can't infect a bacterium, and if we thing there are bacteria on Mars then there is no reason why Virii can't be there too. So no not impossible.

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  15. I have often wondered why it is... by The+Spanish+Ninja · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In Orson Wells' War Of the Worlds, why do the Martian invaders die of our everyday diseases, but humans don't die of theirs?

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    1. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I don't know. Why did the Native Americans die of European diseases so much more than the other way around?

      Also, as much as I enjoy Orson Welles, you should call it H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds if you're talking about the story.

    2. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      In the story, the martians had long ago elimitated all bacteria from their world. In Wells' day, germs were considered universally bad. No-one could have believed, in the last years of the nineteeth century, that bacteria were as essential part of life. The original impact of the ending of the story has therefore dated somewhat.

    3. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be Wells's, since he is only one person.

    4. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by The+Spanish+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes. Many apologies for my absent-minded nature.

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    5. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by The+Spanish+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Interesting. One would think that a race that had eliminated all sickness would be sophisticated enough to want nothing to do with a pathetic, squabbling, irrational people such as us...but of course were that the case, there would then be no story, would there?

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    6. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by thinkstoomuch · · Score: 1

      They wanted our nice young, warm planet. They'd been living on Mars long enough that it had become cold as the sun cooled.

      Oh, and we made tasty snacks.

    7. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Interesting. One would think that a race that had eliminated all sickness would be sophisticated enough to want nothing to do with a pathetic, squabbling, irrational people such as us...but of course were that the case, there would then be no story, would there?

      They didn't. They wanted to kill all earthlings, remember?

    8. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by DrSkwid · · Score: 0

      because it is a work of fiction, not a documentary.

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    9. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because the humans who got close to the Martians all died terrible deaths by raygun or poison gas. Bacteria is slow in comparison ;P

    10. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 5, Interesting

      According to the 1898 H.G. Wells original story (of which the infamous radio play was just a dramatization, not the original source material), the Martians were eating earth foodstuffs and water and it was basically food poisoning that did them in.

      To wit:

      But there are no bacteria in Mars, and directly these invaders arrived, directly they drank and fed, our microscopic allies began to work their overthrow.

      And from the epilog:

      At any rate, in all the bodies of the Martians that were examined after the war, no bacteria except those already known as terrestrial species were found.

      ( I would like to thank The Literature Network and google for their assistance in the preparation of this post. No martians were harmed in the research. )

      ( oh, and I wouldn't lose much sleep over Martian bugs - there are plenty of diseases in strange corners of our own world against which we have no defenses - I's rate this whole article "-1 : FUD" )

    11. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, most native americans didn't live so packed together and uncleanly as in most Europeans cities. The few Spanish were loaded with germs, but had immunity to them.

      In addition, it was a small number of immigrants invading a country with a large number of non-resistant people. Even when the Spanish would have contracted a native disease, only a few of them would have died. And I doubt they would have survived a trip back to Europe.

    12. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by charyou-tree · · Score: 1

      In Orson Wells' War Of the Worlds, why do the Martian invaders die of our everyday diseases, but humans don't die of theirs?

      Presumably for the same reason that European settlers didn't die from everyday diseases endemic to North America. Native Americans didn't have herds of domesticated animals or crowded cities.

      There's an interesting look at this issue in the book Guns, Germs, and Steel.

    13. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      It should be Wells's, since he is only one person

      Wells' is an acceptable plural of Wells. Wells's is less ambiguous (or would be to a non-native speaker), but you can just append an apostrophe to any word ending in s. Some style guides say that you can also do so to words ending in x or z, or that context indicates when you should append 's and when ' (' only if the noun is plural or proper, or the next word starts with an s, etc).

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    14. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      >

      You'd think an alien race capable of space travel and planetary conquest would have thought of that already!?

    15. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by kfg · · Score: 1

      But there are no bacteria in Mars. . .

      Because Matians sprang full grown from the head of Zeus.

      KFG

    16. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Remillard · · Score: 3, Funny

      We were wearing condoms

    17. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the 1898 H.G. Wells original story ...the Martians were eating earth foodstuffs and water and it was basically food poisoning that did them in.

      Happens to me also when I party hardy in Mexico.

    18. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Native Americans didn't have herds of domesticated animals or crowded cities.

      This is a common misconception. Many of the North American cultures at the time of Columbus and Cartier had sizable cities with populations of many thousands, including the Aztecs, the Incas, and the Iroquois. Early descriptions of Hochelaga (or was it Stadacona) say it rivalled the size of London, England of the time. Large portions of the Six Nations, perhaps most of the land, was under cultivation. While I don't recall if the Six Nations had herds of domesticated animals, the Incas did.

      Peter

    19. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >According to the 1898 H.G. Wells original story

      A new movie version of "War of the Worlds" is filming in Croton on Hudson, NY, at the tip of Croton Point, this December. Fortunately, they already have human bacteria there, as the county dump used to be on Croton Point. Really! Of course they might find some old arrowheads, from when the indians, er, native Americans, used to live there.

    20. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I figure it was this that started this whole mars-virus scare.

    21. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      No, they were obsessive-compulsive clean freaks and used one too many alcohol wipes...

    22. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by kfg · · Score: 1

      I hate when that happens.

      KFG

    23. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't have the jam-packed cities. Think of the population of England at the time, and then compare that to the population of a same-sized chunk of the 'New World'. The europeans had developed resistances to all sorts of bugs that required the close-packed living conditions to spread. The native population didn't have those close-packed populations, so those diseases didn't exist there prior to the europeans' arrival.

      When the europeans arrived, they unwittingly (and sometimes deliberately) spread those bugs among the native populations, who didn't have the resistances.

      That's not to say no europeans died of new world diseases, it just wasn't quite so devistating.

    24. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I Recall Correctly, the Martian invaders did not eat or drink as such... they subsisted off blood transfusions from humans.

      Oh wait, I don't have to recall at all, thanks to The Literature Network:

      "They did not eat, much less digest. Instead, they took the fresh, living blood of other creatures, and INJECTED it into their own veins. [...] Let it suffice to say, blood obtained from a still living animal, in most cases from a human being, was run directly by means of a little pipette into the recipient canal. . . . " [Chapter 19]

      So one can presume that the bacteria that killed them were the bacteria present in Earthling (human or otherwise) blood. And, in this light, their bacteria didn't kill us because we didn't inject their blood into our veins.

      So when the Mars Probe comes back, try not to inject its blood in your veins, and you'll be okay.

    25. Re:I have often wondered why it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they've never seen bacteria, how would they know it exists?

      What if we went into space, landed somewhere, and got killed by nanoscopic carnivores? Who could have predicted that?

  16. redundant by senducemhere · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "The threat may be incurable bacterial infections we have no cure for." I posted this redundant reply repeatedly at 08:20 AM in the morning.

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    1. Re:Redundant by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Sorry to be offtopic, but that's recursion.

      Redundant would have a dupicate entry for redundant, defining it as duplication of a word or thing, which performs a task the same as its duplicate.

      Martian probes Spirit and Oddesy were almost redundant, but for being in different areas of the planet, for example.

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  17. No worries by rixkix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Life here has spent millions of years adapting and evolving defenses against such threats. Considering the massive amount of interactions taking place here, our microbes are likely far more dangerous to any life that may be there.

    1. Re:No worries by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, if life has evolved here can we not assume it's been evolving there? Then again, maybe it's finished evolving. Perhaps it was retired from evolving, and now our introduction of new bacteria means it has to come out of retirement. I can hear it now, "I come to Mars, find a nice condo, a place to spend my dying days and for what? Some human garbage is schlept to my paradise and it's again with the evolving! Evolving, schmevolving! I just wanna sleep already!" ...it could happen....

    2. Re:No worries by rixkix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      True enough, but we almost definitely have, by several orders of magnitude, a much larger variety of organisms interacting with each other. The battle between microbe and host has been fought for a long time here and anything from Mars would be fighting us on OUR turf. We've built up excellent general defenses against microorganisms over the years.

    3. Re:No worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      especially (and imho even more so) because the martian bugs had no humans to practice upon. They are likely to be very bad at infecting someone.

    4. Re:No worries by drooling-dog · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Another reason not to worry about it is that random microbes aren't infectious to humans "by default"; that ability is an adaptation just like our defenses against it are. With no humans running around on Mars, there has been no opportunity (or possibility) for pathogenic capabilities to evolve.

    5. Re:No worries by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Another reason not to worry about it is that random microbes aren't infectious to humans "by default"; that ability is an adaptation just like our defenses against it are.

      But something that by chance can reproduce in humans unchecked cannot be ruled out with enough certainty to expose us to Mars dust.

      It would be wiser to send automated electron microscopes to Mars if we want to search for life there, not bring Mars stuff to Earth.

    6. Re:No worries by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1

      We can't rule out space pirates tracking our probes back to Earth in search of plunder either, but it's not something worth worrying about.

    7. Re:No worries by drooling-dog · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But something that by chance can reproduce in humans unchecked cannot be ruled out with enough certainty to expose us to Mars dust.

      Yes, it can. There is simply no possibility that human virulence could have evolved there. Virulence is a complex process, and it's simply not going to happen "by chance" in the absence of a host. I'd worry far more about new bugs from antarctic ice cores (and I'm not worried about those either).

      It would be wiser to send automated electron microscopes to Mars if we want to search for life there, not bring Mars stuff to Earth.

      Deal: For one-tenth the cost of that, I will personally volunteer to rub Mars dust all over my body and stay in quarantine for a month (or two, if that makes you feel better)...

    8. Re:No worries by ZackSchil · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of a scene in one of the Arthur C Clark Space Odyssey novels in which a character (was it Poole?) drinks a tall glass of water from Hailey's comet in order to prove to his fellow crew that it was safe without any annoying, lengthy tests.

    9. Re:No worries by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      There is simply no possibility that human virulence could have evolved there.

      Look how prions (of Mad Cow fame) snuck up on us. We just don't know all the combinations that can produce danger. We are too naive about how much we don't know. I agree the risk is small, but not close enough to zero to make me comfortable.

    10. Re:No worries by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      We can't rule out space pirates tracking our probes back to Earth in search of plunder either, but it's not something worth worrying about.

      If that happens, I don't think many would blame NASA because it is generally unanticipatable. But, if we are infected by a death-knocking bout of Martian Flu, NASA will be roasted. It is all about CYA.

    11. Re:No worries by Decaff · · Score: 1

      Look how prions (of Mad Cow fame) snuck up on us.

      Those prions were from a species that has had a common evolutionary ancestry with us for billions of years. The chances of a native martian organism not only having proteins, but having proteins with compatible amino acids, and being able to specifically interact with our proteins is very, very, very unlikely indeed.

    12. Re:No worries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there's no chance that an organism/protein/virus can negatively effect humans, how exactly is it that we have diseases?

      An organism *can* be capable of surviving inside a human host, and from there, evolve, developing traits which make it harmful.

      An organism can also be capable of surviving inside a non-human host, and being entirely benign there, but turn out to be harmful when it gains access to humans.

    13. Re:No worries by handslikesnakes · · Score: 1

      My point is that neither possibility is particularly likely.

  18. Early Space Program... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's worth noting that the early US space program was worried about similar things. This is not a tremendously new thing - it was worried about during the Apollo program.

  19. Heard it all before by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

    I think a thousand more knowledgable individuals right here on slashdot have said that it's a non-event since any bugs that have managed to evolve on Mars, will, in all probability, have no inkling of Human biology. They are unlikely to thrive within Earth's ecosystem - at least initially.

    I failed chemistry, badly, so I can only repeat the experts.

  20. This means only one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WAR!!

    1. Re:This means only one thing by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      " WAR!!"...hugh! Good gawd ya'll!

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    2. Re:This means only one thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely nothing! (Except for communism, slavery, fascism...)

  21. Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News from days ago - Stuff that mattered!

  22. Alternative version, for those of lower IQs... by Fred+Or+Alive · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't understand words of more than one syllable? Try the version from Rupert Murdoch's other UK tabloid, The Sun.

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    1. Re:Alternative version, for those of lower IQs... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Can't ?????????? words of more than one ????????? Try the ??????? from ??????? ???????'s ????? UK ???????, The Sun.

      The Sun is good, but it still has a few big words in it. I will fix the few big words for you:

      Egg-heads said we need to guard us from blitz of death bugs -- from Mars.

      They fear space probes that scout Mars may taint Earth with bugs when they get back.

      Egg-heads say we could be at risk of ills for which there are no cures.

      The heads up comes after egg-heads looked at finds from the probe which put down on Mars in Jan.

      One egg-head of the Feds said lots and lots of big words so it didn't make much sense. All I can quote is: "
      ...with... or... to Mars, we must... for..."

      He said it looks more and more like life has been on Mars.


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    2. Re:Alternative version, for those of lower IQs... by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

      The Sun? You can't believe anything in that paper.

      If you want the real dirt on NASA and what they are hiding, you have to check out The Weekly World News! If Martian Bacteria are found, they will be from The Butt on Mars. They know all about Mars

  23. Martian meteors by Spudley · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When people start stirring up this idea, they need to be reminded of the fact that Earth and Mars have been trading meteorites for millions of years. There are plenty of Martian meteors already on this planet, and doubtless plenty of Terrestrial ones on Mars. Any 'infection' that was going to happen would already have taken place quite naturally.

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    1. Re:Martian meteors by Council · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If infection was going to take place, it already would have?

      Then how come we're not finding our bacteria on mars?

      Either (a) no bacteria here can possibly live or evolve to live on Mars and probably vice versa, or (b) your premise is false and the whole 'meteorite' process, with its extreme heat and cold and no oxygen, does a pretty good job of killing interesting bacteria (that is, any infection that was going to happen has NOT necessarially happened).

      if (a) we're safe -- and people seem to think it unlikely -- but if (b) then maybe our collection processes are worth being careful about.

      All that said, I doubt martian bacteria will be a danger to us. germs tend to evolve to work with their hosts but not do too much damage; things like ebola are the exception, not the norm. I don't expect martian bacteria to have much of an interest in destroying human cells. But that's just a guess. I could be wrong.

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    2. Re:Martian meteors by Council · · Score: 1

      clarification: in the last paragraph I meant "we are okay for the two reasons that 1. germs tend not to be built to just generally destroy shit, and 2. even if they were, they'd probably be designed to destroy martian shit, not human." the one wasn't following from the other.

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    3. Re:Martian meteors by Gudlyf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Going out on a limb here, but what about organisms that travel one way, then come back again (i.e., bacteria from Earth goes to Mars, mutates from the differing radiation levels/climate/etc., then that bacteria is brought back to Earth on a returning ship)?

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    4. Re:Martian meteors by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      How about (c) We havent 'explored' even 0.0001% of Mars yet, and already we are drawing conclusions? It would be pretty easy for an alien civilisation to drop probes on earth and conclude that the planet is covered by water, sand and rock, has little to no life at all. If you think that our current explorations of mars is a definitive study, then you need educating a little more :)

    5. Re:Martian meteors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is in the descent. When a meteor descents, it usually bakes most of it away due to the heat generated via atmosphic friction. Typically only the iron based meteors crash into the ground because they are too dense to completely burn away during descent. Hence the heat in meteors inherently kill all life samples. With the current prospects for sampling, that will not be the case.

    6. Re:Martian meteors by whm · · Score: 1

      When considering the exchange of meteorites, it's also important to think about how meteorites actually come to us from Mars.

      We're not talking about a rocket safely lifting a rock off of mars and then dropping it on to our planet in a controlled descent...for something to be ejected from Mars, it can only be due to the impact of some other huge meteorite hitting mars. We're talking hundreds of degrees C. The rock then spends literally millions of years in space before happenstance leads it to landing on our planet, meaning millions of years for cosmic radiation to work it's magic.

      I'm sure there are things that can survive this, but there are many, many more things that can survive on one of our probes. It would be inaccurate to imply otherwise. Also - it's worth noting that there are only 32 known meteorites from Mars that have impacted our planet. The actual number is surely much larger than this, but not by orders upon orders of magnitude.

    7. Re:Martian meteors by mikael · · Score: 1

      The parent really needs to read National Enquirer more often :)

      It's a scientific fact that Phobos, the innermost moon of Mars is on a slow death spiral towards Mars; the orbital radius is declining by about one metre per year. In around 150 million years, it's either going to disintegrate into a ring or crash onto Mars (maybe both).

      If there was any intelligent life on Mars, they would either have left, or have gone deep underground.

      (I like reading these wacky ideas - not because I believe them, but they often have interesting ideas relating to architecture, user interface and ergonomics).

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    8. Re:Martian meteors by Jerf · · Score: 1

      mutates from the differing radiation levels/climate/etc.

      Mutation isn't the magic it is protrayed as in 50's monster movies. It happens all the time, every day, uncountably often. Any mutation that might occur in space can, and probably has, occured already on Earth.

      Moreover, it isn't "free" from the organism's point of view, either. Adapting to a high radiation environment, or radically different temperature or pressures, will be maladaptations for the original environment, since for the most part most organisms like bacteria hover pretty close to the local optima for their niche. Study the proliferation of life forms in evolutionary simulations, for things like bacteria the slightest advantage rapidly takes over the population.

      Sure, it might happen. Is it worth being concerned about? Well, I don't know what the perfectly rational level of concern is, but I am quite confident that on the "reasons to sterilize your spacecraft" list it rates well below "don't want to contaminate the scientific results".

      Oh, and we've already brought back bacteria from space; we do every time a vehicle returns from space with people in it. I don't think "things from Mars" are going to magically be worse... that's 50s horror movie thinking again, not thinking informed by science.

    9. Re:Martian meteors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mars is not the only threat -and I use that word loosely.

      Chunks of Mars are far from the only things that ever make it down to Earth. The Solar System has plenty of chunks of the Earth and other planets floating around, not to mention thousands and thousands of comets and asteroids of all sizes. Some of that stuff is already confirmed to be organic in composition (i.e. organic molecules).

      Then there are the rocks coming at us from interstellar space -rare to be sure, but they are out there. And then there are the dust grains and tiny bits which are so small, they don't even burn up on the way in.

      Some of this stuff has been hitting the Earth at every second of every minute of every day. I once read that something like a ton of debris falls on the Earth every day. Most of it probably goes in the oceans. I guess the fish should be worried.

      The best reason to NOT worry about this that it's been going on since before life existed on the Earth and we're still here. Maybe the first life on Earth didn't develop here but instead landed here. In that scenario, evil space bugs took over the whole damn planet! Maybe not. Who knows.

      The second best reason to NOT worry is that there is exactly nothing we can do about it anyway, so you'll gain nothing worrying about Martian bugs.

      It's those Venusian bugs you need to worry about. They're nasty little bastards. They eat human B.O. -and they've heard about France.

    10. Re:Martian meteors by wwwgregcom · · Score: 1

      Are you a Keen Eddie fan?

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    11. Re:Martian meteors by Council · · Score: 1

      I wasn't even assuming we'd BEEN to Mars yet. I was talking about meteorites and what we should conclude from them not having infected Earth yet, and how it affected what we should do with our probes.

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    12. Re:Martian meteors by Gudlyf · · Score: 1

      How'd you guess? ;-)

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  24. Here we go... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Oh, what fun /. will have:
    1. Story wording: the "incurable" thing for which we have "no cure". Sure, the wording was bad. But there will be another grammar-nazi vs. troll war over this. A few karma whores will get a point or two for linking to strunk and white's or whatever google kicks back.
      Let's not foget the often shrill, but correct, posts noting the complete lack of responsible (or even minimal) editing on the part of the (quote)editors(endquote) of slashdot.
    2. The "I for one welcome our new Martian overlords" posts. These are actually fun, if done well. They seldom are, however.
    3. The "In Soviet Russia, Martian diseases cure you" posts. These are complete nonsequiturs, usually.
    4. The ubiquitous list of predictable slashdot posts, of which this list is an example.
    1. Re:Here we go... by FeriteCore · · Score: 1

      You forgot the check off list of why this won't solve the SPAM problem.

  25. stupidness prevails. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    "What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria when we sent several probes there."

    yeah.. well.. because those probes weren't sterilised, right? not that they would survive too well there anyways.

    seriously, this is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar from news and very faaaaaaaar from crackpot theories that matter too.

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  26. Andromeda Strain by passion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Didn't they make a movie about this type of thing back in '71?

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    1. Re:Andromeda Strain by 3waygeek · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, but the guy who wrote the book the movie was based on has written a new book, to be released this week, suggesting that such fears are overblown.

      In advance of the book's publication, Crichton has written the cover story in today's Parade (Sunday magazine supplement in many US newspapers) giving several examples of such exaggerated predictions.

    2. Re:Andromeda Strain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, but the guy who wrote the book the movie was based on has written a new book, to be released this week, suggesting that such fears are overblown.


      Yes, and we all know Crichton is a leading scientist, at least as much as O.J. Simpson is an expert on glove design and manufacture.

      In the mean time you'll notice that he's remaking the aforementioned film.
    3. Re:Andromeda Strain by Jerf · · Score: 1

      Holy cow, my respect for the guy has shot back up again.

      I'm still not a big fan of his later work, but it's nice to see a science fiction author try to combat the misperceptions that the genre (and even this author) is responsible for. I don't fault them per se for writing what they do, but it's time that such authors notice the harm they are doing.

      By far, the biggest offenders are Hollywood movies, mostly because of their graphic nature, and Hollywood "science fiction" movies have only barely progressed since the days of the Giant Ants, and I could make a case they've regressed (Star Trek has gone a long way towards creating a psuedo-science that spreads far beyond merely Star Trek and into damn near every sci-fi show on the planet; even my beloved Stargate has imported "subspace"). But Crighton is involved with that mess, too.

  27. Incurable? by hyfe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's plenty of incurable diseases on earth today, and bacteria transfer over from the strangest places. Even with the rich life Earth has, we still haven't seen any all-conquering all-devouring super-micro-organism-to-destroy-anything here yet. Why would they exist on Mars?

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  28. Typical media scare by johnjaydk · · Score: 3, Informative
    This is so typical. Due to the same media circus Armstrong & Co had to sit in qurantine when they returned from the moon. No politicians or administrators had the balls to tell the media to go piss up a rope. So they went along with the farce.

    Until we actually find a single trace of life there this is all due to an overintake of Hollywood crap.

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    1. Re:Typical media scare by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      I remember reading a conversation, I think it was between Michael Collins and Neil Armstrong. If I recall correctly, Michael was none to impressed with the quarantine, and Neil replied that someone had taken the almost negligible odds of there being dangerous life and multiplied it against the consequences of such life getting loose and came up with a number that obviously scared some people.

      Considering the first sample return from Mars, this will absolutely be a no brainer. The sample absoultely MUST be quarantined, for the purposes of preserving the **sample**. If it does have life of any kind, we have to ensure it isn't tainted by Earth-life on its return. Tell the public it's in quarantine for their own safety if it makes them feel better. As long as this isn't used for an argument *against* sample return missions, we should be cool about it.

    2. Re:Typical media scare by farble1670 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Until we actually find a single trace of life there this is all due to an overintake of Hollywood crap.

      it strikes me that this is one of those things that it is better to be safe than sorry about. the very fact that we have zero experience with non-terran life forms seems a pretty good reason to take precautions against them.

  29. HaHa NASA by Cylix · · Score: 1

    You gave Mars herpies!

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    1. Re:HaHa NASA by dario_moreno · · Score: 1

      I fear the bacterias coming from Uranus !

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    2. Re:HaHa NASA by Flatline_hun · · Score: 0

      - Sorry Fry, But Scientists renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke.
      - What's it called now?
      - Urectum.

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  30. Probably not bacterial... by pdabbadabba · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unless these pathogens have evolved from something found on Earth (or vice versa...creepy), it's probably pretty unlikely that they will be bacteria (or viri, for that matter) per se. I think it would be fair to assume that any martian pathogen would be a totally new beast.

    That said, however, given that there are no macro-scale living things on Mars to infect, its pretty unlikely that it would have any mechanisms in place to handle our immune defenses. While this cuts both ways (our immune defenses would also be woefully ill-prepared), our immune system is good enough to have generalized responses queued up to handle just about anything (think about inflamation, etc). This is not to mention that the pathogen is unlikely to have any idea (if you'll excuse the anthropomorphism) how to infect the human body in the first place (how to cross from the lungs to the blood stream, how to infiltrate mucous membranes, etc).

    I think we'll probably have to look for the apocalypse somewhere other than in the form of a martian plague.

    1. Re:Probably not bacterial... by Jakosa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      True! The reason we are prone to be infected and killed by enumerable organism on earth is that we share the evolution with them. We are competitors in the same system. Unless there is some higher lifeforms on mars we are not in emidiate danger (I think).

      On the other hand will a contamination with earthly germ on mars be a major drawback for science.

    2. Re:Probably not bacterial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still got to eat, when food dies at the begin of the food chain we'll die too you know.

    3. Re:Probably not bacterial... by pdabbadabba · · Score: 1

      Well, perhaps another thing to point out is that pathogens don't simply eat their hosts. Most pathogens use the host for shelter, sustenance, and a mode of reproduction (particularly in the case of viri). Again, since no macro-organisms exist to infect on Mars, its hard to see how a Martian pathogen could possibly be equipped to benefit from the infection of a host as do Earthly germs.

    4. Re:Probably not bacterial... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      * (or viri, for that matter) *

      yes you can be damn sure they're not men.

      why pretend word wizardry when you don't have it...

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      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    5. Re:Probably not bacterial... by pdabbadabba · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I overlooked the possibility that the bug might simply consume a mineral for fuel. A martian germ that consumes various organic molecules found in human tissue could be a big problem. I'm not so sure that our immune system would be competent to handle a bug that simply broke down our molecules to feast on the carbon rings within and that reproduced on its own (without help from the host). Out skin may also not be any defense if it was edible itself.

      Given, however, that we would not play the normal role of "host" in this relationship, but simply the role of food, would it really be proper to think of them as pathogens? They would seem more like either a nasty microscopic predator, or simply a caustic chemical (depending on how they work).

    6. Re:Probably not bacterial... by Headw1nd · · Score: 1

      Finally, someone getting to the point. The problem would not be an "infectious" life form, as that implies one built around the same concepts as life here on earth. The threat would be a life form that doesn't have anything in common with our own. It would be entirely possible that a bacteria like that would have no natural predators, and could produce byproducts inimical to earthly life. In this fashion, an unchecked microorganism could end life as we know it. Think this could never happen? It has before.

    7. Re:Probably not bacterial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the last time, it's viriiiiiii! Seven "i"'s at the end!

    8. Re:Probably not bacterial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      yes you can be damn sure they're not men.

      Vira is a synonym for viral, idiot.

    9. Re:Probably not bacterial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously I meant viri. You're still a idiot.

    10. Re:Probably not bacterial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think we'll probably have to look for the apocalypse somewhere other than in the form of a martian plague.


      Which is what worries me. Everybody keeps thinking inside the box, using such phrases as bacteria and virus. What I'm concerned with is the odd shit that we've become aware of relatively recently such as the prions associated with Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.

      Should we stay at home? Hell no.. but all due caution is warranted. How many things like prions have we NOT seen yet?
    11. Re:Probably not bacterial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      yes you can be damn sure they're not men.

      Let's not use the confused Church-Latin-style spelling. The correct spelling for man is "uir", and you can be sure no self-respecting classicist would voluntarily spell man as "vir" in his own Latin composition (unless, of course, he's trying to look like a confused priest).

    12. Re:Probably not bacterial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oops. I spoke too soon. I looked up the word at Perseus and it turns out that it's neuter. As neuter, its proper plural is vira, not some confused American perversion viri.

    13. Re:Probably not bacterial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1 offtopic?
      The parents point is viri is not the plural of virus, since its already sort of plural.
      Besides, I don't agree with you. I'd spell it is vir. Makes much more sense (and since you don't give arguments, I won't do that either).

    14. Re:Probably not bacterial... by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      I can see the movie intro now...

      Millions of years ago an evil faction of microbes bent on world domination were exiled to a boulder and ejected from Earth as a meteorite. However, unbeknownst to the good microbes of Earth, the meteorite landed on another world very much like their home. They called it Mars.

      Angry at their rejection from their home, the microbes greatest genetics adapted quickly to the new world and began wiping all other life off the face of planet. The world grew harsh and cold. And there was much anger and gnashing of organelles.

      But they never forgot what happened on Earth, and now teaming armies of mutated strains waited silently for their chance to take back the world that so rightly belonged to them....

      Now they have their chance....

      And nothing can stop them.....dunnadanda!!!

      MUTATED MICROBES FROM MARS!

      ~X~

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    15. Re:Probably not bacterial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid this wouldn't work. There are quite a few bacteria that consider humans food, near none of them are dangerous, basically cause they can't defeat the human immune system. The ones that can have special adaptations to survive or use some trick to escape all the attack mechanisms the human immune system has to destroy it.
      Even if most of the attack systems wouldn't work due to it being totally foreign, there are several attack methods that are non specialised,forinstance extreme acid or oxygen attacks. This means that you will need to have special adaptations for the human immune system to be able to survive within a human body. Also important to remember is that the human immune system has unique facets about it which is whywe don't get infected in general by other species diseases. This all leads to, that unless a mars bacteria had quite some time to evolve responses to the immune system, that it simply can't effect humans.

      Quickshot

    16. Re:Probably not bacterial... by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 1

      That said, however, given that there are no macro-scale living things on Mars to infect, ...

      Maybe that's because the deadly microbes killed them all.

    17. Re:Probably not bacterial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Obviously I meant viri. You're still a idiot.


      'An idiot.'
    18. Re:Probably not bacterial... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      an.

      and if it's synonum for 'viral'(you don't provide any reference to that) it still wouldn't make sense in the sentence(viral being "Of, relating to, or caused by a virus.", and the sentence the "viri" was in was just trying to look uber cool by using viri instead of virus).

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    19. Re:Probably not bacterial... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "I think it would be fair to assume that any martian pathogen would be a totally new beast."

      Why? Just because Mars is another planet? Since we know for a fact that Earth and Mars exchange matter, it would be fair to assume no such thing.

      "...given that there are no macro-scale living things on Mars to infect..."

      And you know this how?

      "...pathogen is unlikely to have any idea..."

      Another assumption based upon nothing you know.

      We will know nothing about, nor can really conjecture about, Martian life of any form until we find said life.

  31. Re:From the Dept. of Redundancy Dept. by Greventls · · Score: 1

    Actually, it does that when you look for recursively. It doesn't find it, but recommends recursively. Check dictionary.com if you don't believe me.

  32. Odds by gmuslera · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is long far more probable than we got infected by a mushroom/squid/worm/elephant specific disease, that have at least a similar biochemistry and even very similar ADN, than getting infected by an alien disease, be from Mars, Titan or Beta Eridani.

    1. Re:Odds by quintinie · · Score: 1

      Unless Beta Eridani is a planet _very_ similar to earth

    2. Re:Odds by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      EVEN if Beta Eridani is/have a planet very similar to Earth. If you have somewhere else a star with the same age as sun, with a orbiting planet very similar to the earth, there is little probability that life evolves in the exact same way as here.

  33. NASA scientists may have infected Mars... by yobbo · · Score: 1

    ...and there is only one cure.

    Accutane.

  34. Life May Have Originated on Mars by amigoro · · Score: 2, Insightful
    On August 7, 1996, NASA announced a startling discovery - by examining a meteorite that originated on Mars, they found what they believe is evidence for a primitive form of life that may have existed on Mars 3.6 billion years ago. More work needs to be done to confirm this preliminary result, and many scientists remain unconvinced by the present evidence. But if this preliminary result is confirmed, if the structures inside the meteorite turn out to be fossil evidence for cellular organisms, then some important steps can be taken.

    First, we would need to launch a mission to Mars, manned or unmanned, to secure and return to earth core samples that might provide evidence for or against DNA as the organizing scheme for the Mars life form. Having accomplished the return of a biological sample and determined the presence or absence of DNA, we are then faced with a quandary.

    Read the full Article

    If this is true, we shouldn't worry too much.

    Moderate this comment
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    1. Re:Life May Have Originated on Mars by dannytaggart · · Score: 4, Informative

      NASA has since stated that there is no evidence of life on the above mentioned meteor:

      NASA said that after two years of study "a number of lines of evidence have gone away". Several different chemicals and molecular structures were exciting because they looked similar to byproducts of life on Earth. However, these chemicals and structures can also be created without life. Some are even present in deep space on comets, and scientists do not think that they came from Martian life anymore.

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  35. Haha Funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria when we sent several probes there."

    I know I always find potential genocide funny.

  36. The chances of anything coming from mars. by Merkins · · Score: 1

    Are a million to one... he said.

    1. Re:The chances of anything coming from mars. by laejoh · · Score: 1

      From the famous last words category?

  37. there's pretty much by ivano · · Score: 4, Informative
    a whole division at NASA devoted to stopping cross-planentary contamination. Remember that little episode of downing the Galileo probe into Juptiter *just* in case it might end on Europa.

    One of the main problems now is the lack of funds for such programs, esp for probes we send out of Earth. On the other hand, any probe returning from Mars will be heavily guaranteed - not just for safety reasons but for scientific ones as well.

    BTW, the chances of Martian life surviving on Earth is going to be close to nil since the reducing atmosphere will oxidize anything that hasn't already had a few billion years evolutionary head start to protect themselves from it. [Yes, I know it won't be zero.] And Mars doesn't look like it had enough oxygen in it's atmosphere to effect evolution anytime in it's history.

    Ciao

  38. What's funny is... by gumpish · · Score: 1

    What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria when we sent several probes there.

    That IS funny! Haaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaa HAAAAAAHAHAHAhahahahhahahahhaaaaaaaaa

  39. alien microbes, terran microbes by handy_vandal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria when we sent several probes there.

    Not so funny.

    Alien microbes are less dangerous (to us) than our own terran microbes.

    Truly alien microbes may or may not thrive in our bodies.

    Earth microbes, on the other hand, already know how to live in our bodies. A mutant earh microbe can readily mutute into virulent new forms.

    This was the gist of The Andromeda Strain.

    -kgj

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  40. about time too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we could do with a good ELE around here - cut the crap.

  41. Earth, Mars not biologically isolated from each ot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there is life on Mars, it may well have come from Earth - long before the failed Soviet landers.

    If there is life on Mars, it has already reached here via meteorites.

    And looky -- we are still alive!

    Oh, and there are over-lapping environments all over the place: below ground, hot springs, acidic rivers, etc.

  42. Was news item on the earlier probes. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    I also think that scientists at the various agencies have thought of this and sterilised the probes as best they could.

    I know they have thought of and done that in the past. I recall stories about the extreme efforts taken to disinfect the earlier Viking series mars landers before sendinng them. The dual concern was to avoid risk of earth life wiping out any mars life and false positives on the instruments that were attempting to detect mars bacteria.

    That the article brought this up makes me think it's just a hand-wringing, speculative, piece of fluff/filler, possibly inspired by the War of the Worlds story, rather than anything based on ome accepted theoretical grounding. (Unless, of course, the theory is that humans are bound to foul up anything they do. "Bad, Bad, Woodchip Mill / Good old Outback Bill.")

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  43. Returned mutant earth bacteria by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

    IIRC, the novel Andromeda Strain was about a crashed earth space probe that was contaminated with earth bacteria. The originally harmless terran bacteria was exposed to cosmic radiation which caused it to mutate into a deadly pathogen. While itself not likely, I find that a more likely senario than extra-terrestrial life. BTW, in the book the pathogen evenually mutated back to its harmless form once it got back to normal conditions.

    1. Re:Returned mutant earth bacteria by mforbes · · Score: 1

      Yes, the Deux ex Machine of which Crichton is so fond... what a disappointing ending for what was otherwise a fine book.

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  44. Viking Landers were "boiled", Pathfinder was not by goombah99 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The first Mars landers were autoclaved to prevent contamination from mars. This made for some rather remarkable compromises in the lander design in order for it to survive baking.

    For example, because there were no heat resistant, space worthy (radiation resistant) memories back then an advance form of magnetic core memory memory was used. So this thing had VERY little memory. All data had to be stored on board for later transmission. The storage was done on magnetic tape. But of course the "modern" plastic magnetic tape could not be autoclaved. So they went back to the original magnetic tape: a steel band.

    The atmosphere on mars has orders of magnitude lower pressure than ours. SO one cannot use a conventional pressure gauge. And an ultra sensitive baritron (capicitively measured diaphram gauge) would never have survived baking. (modern ones are become more robust). So insted they implemented a new kind of pressure guage never used before. It consisted of three temrerature sensors on stalks at right angle and some heat sources on stalks. By measuring the time history of the temperature reading they were able to use a mathematical heat transport model to back out the wind direction, velocity and pressure.

    This device turned out to be amazingly robust and kept its calibration over years of service. No lander since then can claim the accuracy of this original weather station.

    Later probes were not as thourgouly baked in part because they were so much more complicated their components could not withstand it.

    As for bacteria living on mars. There are already earthly bacteria that could survive. For example take Radio-durans whose preferred environment is the high radiation environemnt underneath the hanford waste tanks. It can withsand having its DNA sliced in to tiny bits and still recover. It evolved on earth to live in extreme oxidizing conditions, turned out radiation damage, complete desication, and other stresses were a freebie. Things like antrhax spores can live decades, maybe much more, in a non-vegitative form.

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  45. No word from the Planetary Protection Officer? by Feanturi · · Score: 1

    I thought this problem was already somebody's job, why haven't they asked him about it?

    Our Man In Black

  46. If only 'twere true... by physicsphairy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria when we sent several probes there.

    It would be great news if there was life capable of surviving both Martian and earth climates, because that would mean we could terriform Mars.

    As far as bacteria from Mars that might infect earth, let me put it this way: what about bacteria from the deep sea being brought up by submarines? What about bacteria from deep in the earth's crust being being unearthed by drilling operations? What about all of these micro organism that inhabit exotic environments on our own planet that we risk releasing into our habitat all the time? What happens to them?

    Tersely put: they die.

    It's evolution, my friends. Organisms have specialized to compete in their own biological niches and developed the best tools available to do so, at the cost of performing well in alternative environments. Any organism introduced from such a foreign environment as I've mentioned, even if it could survive our human environment, it would be horrifically outcompeted by the existing organisms in our ecosystem and die handily.

    Notions of a superplague from another planet wiping out life on earth are strictly fantasy stories which ignore real evolutionary fact.

    1. Re:If only 'twere true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is true, but don't you get highly successful organisms that survive in all kinds of different environments?

    2. Re:If only 'twere true... by phranking · · Score: 2, Informative

      Except there have been occasions in the past where organisms, upon introductions to new niches, out compete native organisms spectacularly.

      Invasive, non-native crops or fish represent the relatively benign example. Native American deaths due to European disease would be at the other end.

      Martian plague might be unlikely, but the chances certainly aren't non-zero.

    3. Re:If only 'twere true... by efatapo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's evolution, my friends. Organisms have specialized to compete in their own biological niches and developed the best tools available to do so, at the cost of performing well in alternative environments. Any organism introduced from such a foreign environment as I've mentioned, even if it could survive our human environment, it would be horrifically outcompeted by the existing organisms in our ecosystem and die handily.

      Tersely put, you're not as bright as you think you are. Many foreignly introduced species do quite well in new environment for the mere fact that they have no natural predators. Here in Michigan someone decided it would be a good idea to introduce japanese beetles to kill an insect that was destroying crops. Well...ok, it worked a little too well. Now our fall season is marked by a ridiculous number of ladies bugs getting in any crack or crevice you can imagine. They're everywhere. Now this is just an annoyance, but there have been similar non-native species introduced that destroy other species.

      Also, as previously mentioned, species like Deinococcus radiodurans thrives in harsh conditions but also squeaks along under normal life conditions. There are many species whose spores can survive in non-optimal conditions and only start to grow when they are presented with those conditions that are conducive for life.

      This is more of a threat than many people are playing it off as. Additionally, our sending ships there is a threat to any possible native species in Mars. Oh, and this also had nothing to do with evolution. I don't know why you threw that in there except as a buzz word.

      ~A biochemist

    4. Re:If only 'twere true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's evolution, my friends. Organisms have specialized to compete in their own biological niches and developed the best tools available to do so, at the cost of performing well in alternative environments. Any organism introduced from such a foreign environment as I've mentioned, even if it could survive our human environment, it would be horrifically outcompeted by the existing organisms in our ecosystem and die handily.


      One word: prions. We understand jack shit about our universe. There are likely many things out there just like them waiting to be found.

      Whatever we run into is not necessarily going to fit nicely and neatly into our idea of plant/animal kingdom.
    5. Re:If only 'twere true... by xigxag · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The examples that you mention of species which thrive in a new environment are species which have already evolved (there's that word again) to survive and compete in very similar environments. Japanese beetles natively exist in temperate climates which are not terribly different from Michigan's except for the unfortunate lack of predators. Notice that Japanese beetles haven't proven a threat to the Antarctic or the Sahara. And it's fair to conclude they would not do too well on Mars, despite having zero natural predators there. And D. radiodurans, for all its varied resistances and defenses, for all of its millions of years headstart with respect to a hypothetical Martian superbug, still doesn't thrive in the environment that matters most to us -- within our own bodies.

      On Earth, bacteria and molds eat just about anything that contains an energy source and has not evolved a way to fight off an attack. What leads you to think that a Martian bug's got some extra mojo that isn't already here in one of our Earth-optimized species?

      There's also the fact which many others have already pointed out. If Mars is populated by microbes, they've probably been here already, via meteorites. So to sum up, I think the threat, if any, is minimal.

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    6. Re:If only 'twere true... by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

      Prions come from mammals. We are mammals. Mars microbes would come from, err, rocks. We are not rocks.

    7. Re:If only 'twere true... by khallow · · Score: 1

      What do prions have to do with the previous poster? At best, prions are a minor strangeness of certain proteins that we hadn't come across before. The more obvious problem is that we have yet to observe extraterrestrial life. That's the gaping hole in the argument.

    8. Re:If only 'twere true... by arudloff · · Score: 1

      Organisms have specialized to compete in their own biological niches

      Unless of course, it's a snakehead fish in Maryland, or a brazillian pepper tree in Florida.. But you know.. whatever.. ;)

    9. Re:If only 'twere true... by khallow · · Score: 1
      There's some evidence for your "evolutionary fact". Namely, we never worry about organisms escaping from the Galapagos Islands or Hawaii. The threat is always from the big ecosystem to the little one. And organisms specialized for weird environments don't fare well when they compete in the wrong environment. Both these factors indicate that Earth will have a strong home advantage over any alien life which should come visiting.

      But we do have a huge problem with exotic species invasion on Earth. If a transplanted species ends up in a suitable environment absent its usual predators and parasites, it can and does replace native species.

      So far this discussion ignores one of the fundamental things about life on Earth. It all uses the same biological processes. We can't rule out, especially given that we known of no alien lifeforms, that a Martian organism may have life processes so much more efficient than Earth life that it can (when coupled with the lack of predators and parasites) outcompete Earth life in Earth-based environments.

    10. Re:If only 'twere true... by farble1670 · · Score: 2, Informative

      so you've taken biology 101, you've read some sci-fi novels. it's very humorous that so many folks have taken an authoritative position on this. NASA has the best minds on the subject, probably in the world, and they take cross planetary contamination seriously.

      the article that this thread is referencing does not say that infection is likely ... it says that 1) it is possible and 2) if it happend, it would be really bad. the fact that it is unlikely is not the point. there are lots of examples of things that we take precautions against not because they are statistically likely, but rather because of the dire consequences.

    11. Re:If only 'twere true... by Mints · · Score: 1

      If terraforming Mars seems benign, then examine your position regarding the policies justified by Manifest Destiny.

      I am most afraid when people think I'm joking.

    12. Re:If only 'twere true... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      THAT is a load of bullshit.

      First, you can't even keep the difference between a Japanese beetle and ladybug apart. Second, the Japanese beetle is an herbivore ( http://www.pueblo.gsa.gov/cic_text/housing/japanes e-beetle/jbeetle.html ). Third, although an Asian ladybug was introduced, there are almost a half-hundred native species, many of which attempt to enter houses in the winter as well.

      He threw in evolution for the same reasons you had to mention Earth-bound organisms in your comment. All of the above have evolved on Earth, not Mars.

      For a biochemist, you made a lot of mistakes.

    13. Re:If only 'twere true... by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Bzzzzt! You conflate biological niche with geographic location. Not the same. One can find the same bio niche in N.A., S.A., Europe, Africa, Asia, and Australia. Read some more.

    14. Re:If only 'twere true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I refered to them as a ladybug, yes. Oops...have you seen them? They look quite a like. I'll give you that mistake. Second, I never claimed the Japanese beetle wasn't an herbivore. Please read my comment more closely. Third, I don't care how many species natively invade houses. You open up the light covers in any building in Michigan and you'll find hundreds of dead Japanese beetles and not many other organisms.

      You caught me with one mistake, I am only human ;)

  47. the idea by SHEENmaster · · Score: 0

    The idea is that any Martian bacteria evolved independently of ours, so we have evolved no resistance to it.

    Think about how European diseases nearly exterminated the native populace of North America. Mars is much more isolated from Earth than Europe was from North America, and we have no experience whatsoever in fighting the diseases it may harbor.

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    1. Re:the idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The idea is that any Martian bacteria evolved independently of ours, so we have evolved no resistance to it.


      I just keep thinking we're going to get our asses kicked by "The Andromeda Strain"..
    2. Re:the idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its probably just as true that any bacteria on Mars evolved without any contact with antibiotics and would easily be killed by them.

    3. Re:the idea by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      Notice the "nearly" part of your statement.

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    4. Re:the idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The idea is that any Martian bacteria evolved independently of ours, so we have evolved no resistance to it.
      ... and the bacteria has evolved no resistance to us. The human immune system is, contrary to popular belief, quite a formidable opponent.
    5. Re:the idea by RealBorg · · Score: 1

      Correct, but we have no evolved resistence to most bacteria and yet they cannot harm us. These diseases from Europe where already pathogenic. Additionally the native population has not been administered adequate treatment.

  48. History repeats itself... by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 1

    For those of us old enough to remember the moon landings, history is repeating itself. The same worries about a "moon plague." The special "van" in which the lunar astronauts were quarantined. And how can I forgot a scary book and movie called the "Andromeda Strain," about a plague from outer space. Ahhh, to live in the late 60s and early 70s... Hey wait, bell bottom jeans are back. So are corduroys. And those sneakers, I wore those in high school. I'm in a timewarp. Anybody for a midnight showing of "Rocky Horror Picture Show?"

    1. Re:History repeats itself... by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1

      Just for your edification, "Fred", if that REALLY IS YOUR NAME, the Andromeda Strain was the result of a biological warfare satellite crashing back to earth :-)

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  49. Re:If slashot were FOX News by Zorilla · · Score: 4, Funny

    "This is a FOX News Alert! What you don't know about Martian probes could KILL you! Stay tuned for more information after the break - I mean after the break after the break - aww, fuckit, we're reporting a 10 second segment at :55 after."

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  50. Moon Virus by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    They said the same things when we went to the moon, and i dont remember any major outbrakes of 'moon bugs' back then....

    While the chances are really remote, that dosent mean one should throw caution to the wind..

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  51. Sounds like a Major stretch to me by jdmce2002 · · Score: 1

    In order for bugs to kill us they generally need to have an intimate biological connection with us. It's far more likely that an 'AIDs' type microbe will hatch from the rainforest, rather than from extraterrestrial soil. Remember, most murders are domestic affairs!

  52. No worry at all if you are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NOT living in Korea when you get older...

  53. How funny? by smithypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria when we sent several probes there.

    How funny? +5 Funny? +5 Stupid more like...

  54. Remember One Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all seem to be forgetting that NASA and the news media are far smarter and better informed than any number of experts that can be found. In turn they know that there have been massive civilizations on Mars that were wiped out by horrible microbes. They have also found these Martian civilizations had long range space vehicles, practicle hydrogen fuel cells, etc but unfortunately there computers were affected by the Y2K bug and all the information was lost. A tragic yet dangerous story all around.

  55. Ken? by soloport · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hi, Ken. I see you've found something to do with your time, now that you're off Jeopardy. Welcome!

    1. Re:Ken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol smart guy must be the jeopardy guy, you are teh funnyist! lol trivia is so funni!

  56. MOD PARENT DOWN by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 0

    -1, Redundant

  57. Funny? by natrius · · Score: 1

    What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria when we sent several probes there.

    Funny? Funny?! Our new Martian overlords don't think so, you insensitive clod!

  58. /. should have a new subject: pseudo-science by guybarr · · Score: 2, Insightful


    an icon with Uri-Geller's face will do fine.

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    1. Re:/. should have a new subject: pseudo-science by Alsee · · Score: 1

      How about this icon instead? Or maybe this?

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  59. Apollo 11: Ants in the quarantine unit by G4from128k · · Score: 1

    This same fear occurred during the Apollo moon landings. So the returning astronauts were quarantined in a modified Airstream trainer on the aircraft carrier that picked up the capsule. Yet the unit was poorly sealed. The astronauts noticed ants in the trailer!

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  60. The chances by rossdee · · Score: 1

    of anything coming from Mars
    was a million to one, he said
    The chances of anything coming from Mars
    was a million to one
    but still, they come.

    (From Jeff Wayne's musical adaptation of H.G. Wells story)

  61. Extremely Unlikely by curtvdh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Organic life and bacteria/virii have been involved in a never-ending arms race for millions, if not billions of years. They come up with a new vector for infection, larger organics evolve a way to counter that infection and so on, ad infinitum...

    The chances of an alien retrovirus having the necessary enymes to inject a DNA strand into a human cell are pretty close to zero. The chances of any bacteria being able to survive a highly evolved immune system are also pretty close to zero. I would call this a non-issue.

  62. Why would this be dangerous? by ColGraff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why in the world would Martian microorganisms evolve with the ability to infect Terrestrial organisms? What's the "selection pressure" for that? What advantage is conferred by the ability to infect organisms that 99.9 *ad infinitum* Martian organisms will never, ever encounter? How would such a selection pressure manifest itself?

    Without serious, plausible answers to these questions, this concern really strikes me as more appropriate to a b-movie than serious space exploration. Now, I *like* b-movies. But still.

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    1. Re:Why would this be dangerous? by khallow · · Score: 1
      Maybe Martian life could be more efficient than Earth life, survive in a wide variety of environments, and have no natural competitors. It wouldn't do, for example, to bring back something that can easily feed on any DNA-based organism.

      I don't think it's a real risk, but I can't fund a cleanup of Earth's ecosystem, if I'm wrong. Ultimately, we'll need a lot more information (ie, know a lot more than one planetary ecosystem) before we can treat alien life with the casualness you desire.

  63. Re:Viking Landers were "boiled", Pathfinder was no by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 1

    Not "Radio-durans" but "radiodurans", or to give them their full name Deinococcus radiodurans...

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  64. The first disease from mars: Space hypochondria by Lispy · · Score: 2, Funny

    really, let's worry about that if we send the first landers that actually bring stuff from mars. Right now there is nothing remotely dangerous...

  65. Amazing discovery from Apollo 12 by earthforce_1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of the most amazing discoveries from apollo 12 was that when they removed the camera from the surveyor robotic misson that landed a two years earlier, and returned it to earth for analysis , they found human throat bacteria on it, even though it was returned in a sealed, sterile container.

    http://www.lpi.usra.edu/expmoon/Apollo12/A12_Exp er iments_III.html

    One of the astronauts on the mission later remarked that he considered it the most incredible discovery of the entire Apollo program.

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    1. Re:Amazing discovery from Apollo 12 by Cee · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Amazing discovery from Apollo 12 by NardofDoom · · Score: 3, Funny

      I can see it now... "Neil, don't lick the camera. Come on Neil, it's not funny. Don't. Just don't. NEIL! I TOLD YOU NOT TO LICK THE CAMERA!"

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    3. Re:Amazing discovery from Apollo 12 by GileadGreene · · Score: 1

      Ha ha. But probably funnier if Neil had actually been on Apollo 12, instead of Apollo 11.

    4. Re:Amazing discovery from Apollo 12 by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Neil, don't lick the camera

      "That's one small lick for a man, one giant flu for mankind"

    5. Re:Amazing discovery from Apollo 12 by khallow · · Score: 1
      From that link:

      Some people associated with the curation of the Surveyor 3 materials have suggested that the one positive detection of life may be the result of accidental contamination of the material after it was returned to Earth.

      Seems a plausible explanation to me particularly since there was just one positive detection.

  66. rotfl by null-sRc · · Score: 1

    What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria

    LOL you're right! that's hilarious!

    hahahaha

    "Earth Attacks!" :|

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  67. incurable bacterial infections we have no cure for by CaptainCheese · · Score: 0, Redundant

    -1 redundant

    just like this post!

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  68. Darwinian selection of diseases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The ones that are successful tend not to kill off their hosts too rapidly, otherwise the disease ended dying off with its supply of hosts. That's the reason diseases like Ebola never were a problem. They would deplete the local supply of hosts and subside. Now, with international travel, the global supply is the local supply and we have a problem.

    So while in theory, we could get something that would kill off everything on earth no matter what, say something with the virulence of Ebola and the hardiness of Anthrax, it's more likely we would get something less virulant. Something that would kill millions before we developed mechanisms to deal with it. Think of how long HIV has been around and we still haven't learned to deal with that. And HIV is a slow spreading disease.

    1. Re:Darwinian selection of diseases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And HIV is a slow spreading disease."

      One that, perhaps, has reached an equilibrium point.

  69. Chinese Poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    The grandparent news article has stumbled upon one of the goals that the Chinese are pursuing in the weaponization of space. The Chinese aim to reach Mars within 20 years despite the fact that their economy will not have not reached 1st world status; in short, China will still not be sufficiently wealthy to support this sort of adventure.

    So, why would the Chinese pursue it? The reason is that they want to grab a sample of Martian bacteria. It would be an excellent addition to their arensal of biological weapons.

    1. Re:Chinese Poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ladies and gentlemen, the above post is brought to you by the same kind of folks that vote for Bush (i.e., your capacity for rational thought has to be this impaired).

      Let's follow the argument presented by the poster:

      • Premise: China plans a mission to Mars.
      • Premise: China does not have a "first-world" economy.
      • Conclusion: Therefor, China is going to Mars in search of deadly pathogens to use in biological weapons.

      If it doesn't scare you that people like this are allowed to vote, you aren't paying attention.

      Conservatives spent the latter half of the twentieth century telling us to watch out for the communist boogey-man. He was hiding in the bushes waiting to kidnap your daughters and ban Christmas. When it came down to it though, just about every terrorist act perpetrated on American soil was carried out by right-wing nuts or religious extremists. Does anyone else find that deliciously ironic, or is it just me?

    2. Re:Chinese Poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, the following words appear ZERO times in this poster's link:

      • Pursuing
      • Weaponization
      • Space

      It reminds me of the technique Al Franken described in his book documenting the tactics used by conservatives in this country to push their radical agenda ... use phony references, footnotes, and/or endnotes to lie.

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    3. Re:Chinese Poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, what the hell do you have shoved up your ass? Whatever it is, please, remove it and throw it away. Because it's not only a pain in your ass but you're becoming a pain in our asses!

    4. Re:Chinese Poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're becoming a pain in our asses!

      Mission accomplished. I could never ask for more than to be a pain in the ass to those that chose to lie, cheat, and steal their way to no-bid contracts for campaign contributors.

    5. Re:Chinese Poetry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your deal with you posting anti-China AC posts on Slashdot in every article?

      It's like you're trying to single-handedly astroturf a "Hatred of the Chinese" campaign, seriously.

    6. Re:Chinese Poetry by Brian_Confucius · · Score: 1

      I've noticed this too. I agree that the Chinese government is one of the most repressive regimes in the world, and that Chinese industries have done damage to the environment, but when someone takes so much time making malicious accusations about this, you have to wonder what goes on in this guy's mind.

      In another article several months ago, I tried to reason with this AC, and I got a reply calling me a smelly Chinese bigot. He also said that Caucasians and Chinese do not think about things differently because they were raised in different cultures, but that they are fundamentally different in some way.

    7. Re:Chinese Poetry by rackman · · Score: 1

      Nope it is just you. People like you and I will quote you from above: "If it doesn't scare you that people like this are allowed to vote, you aren't paying attention." Are keeping communism alive. Who cares that you believe people who are in your opinion not as smart as you shouldn't be allowed to vote.....Read any good Marx lately? I voted for Bush for reasons other than war. Namely John Kerry was an out and out communist who cavorted with the communist enemy while we were at war with them. It is nice when people like you can conviently forget that he was a traitor and got a pass because he was a Kennedy lapdog licking the scotch from Ted's chin. So take your freedom hating and go stick it. It is like you liberals cant let it go. You lost twice. The first it was close the second time you just got beat. Now take you ball and go home if you are gonna be that sore a loser. I actually wanted to see Lieberman get nominated but Liberal's did want to move more center. Which is where America really is. If you dont like living here then why not pack up and move to Canada. You can get there with 18 hours from any where in the country but Hawaii.

  70. Why worry about them? by AbsurdProverb · · Score: 1

    So how long before we start dumping our nuclear waste on the moon?

  71. interesting read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    may be incurable bacterial infections we have no cure for.

    I won't touch this one because others have already.

    What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria

    I hope that's funny-weird, not funny-ha-ha.

  72. How could they have evolved to infect us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there are no humans on Mars, the bacteria will be incredibly ill-suited to infect them. After all, the immune system destroys practically all bacteria that get in that don't have special defense mechanisms.

  73. Our bacteria by Frennzy · · Score: 1

    I for one bet that our bacteria could kick their bacteria ass!

    Of course, I also say 'viruses' instead of 'virii', so I'm probably off base here.

    Oh...hey...a real question: When, exactly, are humans sending a craft to Mars that has the capability of returning? We can barely get one to land successfully now.

  74. OK - just to be differents.. by Linker3000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What would be 'funny' (WHO picked that word for the summary - geez!?) would be if a microbe from Mars made it back here and turned out to be harmless to all forms of life, BUT killed the AIDS virus.

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    1. Re:OK - just to be differents.. by KarmaMB84 · · Score: 0

      or combined with it and mutated giving the host superhuman powers!

    2. Re:OK - just to be differents.. by tinkerton · · Score: 1

      Just to give a different reaction,apart from the ending, that sounds sensible. Our microbes have spent billions of years adapting, and some newcomer would start from scratch and jump right over them.

      Maybe an alien microbe would not interact in any meaningful way with organisms that coevolved here.
      Apart from competition for basic resources maybe.

      The other guys just saw too many movies.

  75. no alien life? by fuck_this_shit · · Score: 1

    makes me wonder whether the current houpla about formaldehyde and methane on mars isn't merely based on spreading bacteria which got carried there with the first probes some decades ago which found a dead but for them habitable world and spread about.

  76. Re:i have to say it.. by Flatline_hun · · Score: 0

    Man, that was actually funny for me...

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  77. Time to get out the red carpet. by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new incurable microbiological overlords that we have no cure for.

  78. I wonder.. by Flatline_hun · · Score: 0

    why two similar moderated so differently. Come on, get some priorities!
    Well... (Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Sunday December 05, @03:16PM (#11001003)
    I for one welcome our incurable bacteria that we have no cure for. Or something.


    I for one.. (Score:5, Funny) by themadphysicist (813419) Alter Relationship on Sunday December 05, @03:18PM (#11001012)
    ..welcome our new bacterial overlords!

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  79. send man there by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Quite simply, we should go there. Far better to have several die rather than millions/billions.

    But I suspect that the human guinea pigs will survive.

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  80. Alternately, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And redundant statements that we say over and over again.

  81. conventional pressure gauge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pressure on Mars is ~600 Pa. What is wrong with using a convection enhanced Pirani gauge? There's nothing more conventional than that.

    1. Re:conventional pressure gauge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will a pirani gauge work when there is wind and external sources of heat?

  82. NASA already thought of a solution a few years ago by Newrad · · Score: 0

    Do you think that no one has thought of a solution yet? It would just require an advanced clean room. As of now, you have the clean room, it is at a low pressure. The reason for this low pressure is so that if there is a leak anywhere, outside air comes in, and inside air stays in. With things from mars you just need a more complicated one. You will have an outer room that is at low pressure, so that outside air would go in, and inside air goes out. And the inside room will be at high pressure so the inside air goes out, and outside air goes in. With this set up martian air will leave the room, and not allow any earth air to contaminate it. And the outer wall will bring earth air in so that martian air can't get out so nothing is contaminated.

  83. probably same as earth life by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Earth and Mars exchange meteors far faster than life evolves. Scientists have found 30 Martian meteors so far on earth. And that doesnt count the majority that fall into the ocean or get buried.

    I'd go even further and claim that Earth life originated on Mars. Mars probably geologically stablized earlier than earth. Mars had water and more air earlier in its history. Then Martian meteors could have "infected" earth.

  84. Ugh. by stevejsmith · · Score: 1

    Ugh. That totally sucks.

  85. Re:If slashdot were CNN News by Bryan+Gividen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Expert: The chances of us getting contaminated with infectious Martian material are slim. But we do know one thing for sure.
    CNN Analyst: What's that?
    Expert: If we do become infected, it IS George Bush's fault

  86. Kidnapping of Westerners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A Chinese wrote, " Conservatives spent the latter half of the twentieth century telling us to watch out for the communist boogey-man. He was hiding in the bushes waiting to kidnap your daughters and ban Christmas ."

    Apparently, this Chinese is lying -- again. Over the course of 30 years, the North Koreans kidnapped 15 Westerners from Japan. Only within the last 2 years has Pyongyang confessed to this horrific act, and the Japanese government is working overtime to win the release of all the victims, not just the 5 that Pyongyang has released so far.

    You smell like a Chinese.

    1. Re:Kidnapping of Westerners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I rest my case. Another conservative dimwit tore himself away from Fox News to demonstrate their total inability to have a coherent thought.

      • Premise: North Koreans kidnapped 15 Westerners from Japan.
      • Conclusion: Chinese people are liars.

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    2. Re:Kidnapping of Westerners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I'm sorry. Were you referring to the act of kidnapping political enemies on foreign soil and then torturing them for information?

      http://hrw.org/english/docs/2004/10/12/usint9463.h tm

      "At least 11 al-Qaeda suspects have 'disappeared' in U.S. custody, Human Rights Watch said in a report released today. U.S. officials are holding the detainees in undisclosed locations, where some have reportedly been tortured."

      Those dirty communist bastards.

    3. Re:Kidnapping of Westerners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [sarcasm]China and North Korea have never had anything to do with each other.... [/sarcasm] No the chinese people and the people of North Korea share nothing more than a common border and a system of government (communism). They never fought side by side in any wars *cough*.
      Premise: NK and PRC share a border
      Premise: NK and PRC share a common system of Govt
      Premise: NK and PRC fought side by side against the UN in the Korean conflict
      Conclusion: PRC and NK have much more in common than most people are willing to admit

    4. Re:Kidnapping of Westerners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can use that same system of logic to prove that the Soviets and Americans were related in the same way:

      • Premise: The closest country to the United States geographically aside from Canada and Mexico was the Soviet Union.
      • Premise: The United States and the Soviet Union fought side by side in World War II.
      • Premise: The United States and the Soviet Union were both countries dominated by white people of European heritage.
      • Conclusion: The United States and the Soviet Union were secretly in collusion with each other.
    5. Re:Kidnapping of Westerners by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Or perhaps the murder of dozens of prisoners during torture at Abu Gharib:

      But it's different for Christian religious zealots. Jesus is on our side!

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    6. Re:Kidnapping of Westerners by Brian_Confucius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I can't stand this AC, it should be noted that this is the first time he has made a valid point. Whether it was accidently or on purpose, I don't know.

    7. Re:Kidnapping of Westerners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't make a point - unless you meant a little red point on a white rectangle (AKA, the Japanese flag). He's just a relic of the days when the Japanese thought they were better than everyone and that their emperor was God. Nothing like a couple of atomic weapons to clear that point up a little.

    8. Re:Kidnapping of Westerners by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      While I can't stand this AC, it should be noted that this is the first time he has made a valid point.

      Where?

      Of his three premises, one is false (China and North Korea don't share a common system of government) and the other two are irrelivant (East and West Germany shared a border and had fought side by side in a war agains the UN, few people thought one was a tanticle of the other during the cold war).

      By his logic we should blame Canada for all the actions of the USA and vice-versa, and Britain and France are effectively the same country.

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    9. Re:Kidnapping of Westerners by rackman · · Score: 1

      CBS Come on they burned their credibility with Rather like a commie burning the U.S. Flag.....Who cares we are at war. As Clausewitz said war is and act of violence meant to propel our opponent to fullfill our will. I dont care if we torture them to death if they were found fighting at least they got to live a little longer instead of us shooting them on the spot. The winner of war is the last one left standing not the one who says would you like anything before we shoot you? If I had my way we would dip our bullets in hog fat before we use them in guns for this war. Worked for the British why not us?

    10. Re:Kidnapping of Westerners by Brian_Confucius · · Score: 1

      It is true that his premises have something to be desired. However, he does get at something when talking about China and North Korea being in cahoots. However, I get my information from people who live around there and have a handle on the situation, and I doubt the AC does.

      In fact, one of my Japanese friends did use the wording "effectively the same country".

  87. Re:Viking Landers were "boiled", Pathfinder was no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've heard of Duran-Durans surviving over two decades in the worst of conditions: bad hair, bad music, bad media.

    They are incredibly adept.

  88. Think invasive species, not infectious species by 74Carlton · · Score: 1

    I wonder why all the focus is on humans being infected with some new disease. I would be more worried about something more fundamental in the ecosystem, after all by far the majority of bacteria on earth don't give a hoot about humans. I'm thinking the bacterial equivalent of kudzu in the southern US, zebra mussles in the Great Lakes, Eurasian milfoil, purple loosestrife, and all the other cross ecosystem disruptions the human race has caused by its explorations.

    1. Re:Think invasive species, not infectious species by ColGraff · · Score: 1

      The same question applies as in my previous post, though. What selection pressures exist on Mars that would encourage evolutionary adaptation to a completely, totally non-martian environment?

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  89. Ewwww by bryan986 · · Score: 1

    Martain Cooties. Eww.

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  90. Re:Viking Landers were "boiled", Pathfinder was no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard Duran Duran on the radio!

  91. Reality Check by Simonetta · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This would be a good place to remind all you good clean young suburban Americans yearning for the stars that your country is bankrupt, trillions of dollars in debt to foreign banks, and increasingly hated by billions of people throughout the world because you're unwilling to deal with actual world problems, preferring instead to spend billions of dollars of other people's money on outer space fantasies best left to Hollywood.

    Don't worry or concern yourself too much. This is just a standard reality check notice that I add to all Slashdot subjects about the necessity of wasting more and more money on space exploration. You can just ignore it and go back to your space fantasy now.

    Don't worry or concern yourself too much. This is just a standard reality check notice that I add to all Slashdot subjects about the necessity of wasting more and more money on space exploration. You can just ignore it and go back to your space fantasy now.

    1. Re:Reality Check by QuantumInterference · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Go back to watching your Hollywood movies and leave us in peace. If you think it is wiser to spend billions on Hollywood junk (yes, most of it IS junk) than on real science then have the UN start paying Hollywood's fees after we withdraw. And move Hollywood and the UN to Paris. If you are an American, I hear there is a group helping folks like you pay for a bus ticket to Montreal. Then, you can go up there and live off of American third world welfare, American defenses, pay all of your taxes into a system that allows you to wait in line for months for second rate emergency medical care, AND, claim to have invented all kinds of cool things without spending any Canadian dough on real research.

    2. Re:Reality Check by Scaba · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Actually, anyone who wants to live on welfare paid for by hard-working true Americans (mostly in left-leaning blue states) needs only to move to a morally-superior red state.

  92. Nasa is too smart for it's own good by fredrik.ryden · · Score: 1

    "What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria when we sent several probes there. " ohh, nasa did not think of that... they can calculate how far away the galaxies is, but still they can't use their brains :/

  93. In other news.... by Master_T · · Score: 1

    Pseuodo scientists have determined that all progress and research is very deadly AND will kill us. They are all recommending that we "leave the Martians alone and go home and read the bible."

  94. Kidnapping of Westerners (Links) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Here is a Web link to a well known story in Japan. North Koreans had kidnapped about a dozen Westerners from Japan over the course of 3 decades. Several of the victims were middle school girls.

    The Chinese claim that this story is a lie. Such is the nature of the Chinese bigot.

    By the way, Pyongyang admitted to the kidnappings about 3 years ago.

    1. Re:Kidnapping of Westerners (Links) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, your kamikaze roots are showing. Do we need to drop more nuclear bombs on you guys or what?

  95. Re:Viking Landers were "boiled", Pathfinder was no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your joke comes 6 minutes after mine and was worded less funny. You fail it, I'm afraid.

  96. Colonization of Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear /.'ers,
    We must colonize the new world and create a free society where our privacy freedoms will be honored.
    There will be risks, we may die of new diseases, we may encounter things we've never seen before.
    The rewards are plentiful. Who's with me?

  97. Translation... by GreenPenInc · · Score: 1
    Methane was detected on the surface of Mars, which could be a sign of living bacteria. It is possible that they could be brought to Earth by probes, resulting in a deadly human plague.

    Translation

    We should all worry about farting Martian bacteria wiping out the human race as punishment for meddling in the affairs of other planets.

    Y'know, when you put it that way...

  98. Article is a troll by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Back in July, I posted a troll comment that used exactly the same reasoning as this article. It was an article about bacteria in Antarctica that had been isolated for thousands of years. My comment was:

    We humans aren't going to have any immunity to these microbes that have been isolated for 500000 years. I hope whoever's studying these lakes takes appropriate precautions against both accidental release and theft by terrorist organizations.

    It got 17 direct and 78 indirect replies, and made the July issue of Trollback magazine. Sometimes I wonder if the reason Slashdot has so many trolls is because the editors are trolls themselves.

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    1. Re:Article is a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes I wonder if the reason Slashdot has so many trolls is because the editors are trolls themselves.

      Of course they are... trolling for ad views, though, which is a bit more lucrative than what the amateurs around here are doing.

    2. Re:Article is a troll by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Article is a troll by Kalak · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll bite. WTF is trollback magazine? Google isn't turning up much I feel like digging through just to learn more about the troll of the month.

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    4. Re:Article is a troll by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1

      Trollback Magazine is a Slashdot journal that publishes the best trolls on Slashdot each month. It also contains commentary of interest to the Slashdot trolling community. Unfortunately, it looks like the guy that does it hasn't been active the past couple of months.

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  99. Regardless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite the significance of this threat, we have to get samples anyway. Scientific knowledge cannot be gained without taking risks, and the long-term benefits of having the knowledge outweigh the short-term risks.

  100. while i agree with your point (of course) by my+sig+is+bigger+tha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    your sig begs the response - Atheists don't fly planes into buildings in the name of God. They do it in the name of Nietsche...

  101. playing dirty by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    What the hell is so funny about this? Right when the bestseller list features Guns, Germs and Steel, conventional wisdom finally accepts how foreign contacts sparked the plagues that devastated first "bubonic" Europe, then "reservation" America, and every region of America is fighting losing battles against marauding "alien" species. Some people try to tell NASA and other researchers that innoculating other planets, like Mars and Europa, is even more disastrous. They go ahead and innoculate Mars, and will recklessly bring back our own infestation. Thanks for possibly the last plague of our civilization.

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  102. Yeah, the sad part is by PierceLabs · · Score: 1

    that is there was some form of microbial life on Mars, we could have inadvertently killed it a long time ago.

  103. That's the safest kind of disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Such a cellular disease, like a bacterial or protozoan infection, would be dangerous only if it killed you faster than your immune system could react. It wouldn't have the specialized defenses against immune systems like our own, which diseases here on earth use to cause trouble."

    And that, of course, would make it the safest kind of disease. The faster a disease kills people and the higher the mortality rate the less likely it is that the disease would escape quarantine.

    Since we're talking about a six month trip back from Mars the quarantine of the astronauts is built-in. All we need to do is sterilize any equipment that comes back to make sure nothing was sticking to the outside of the ship.

    1. Re:That's the safest kind of disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, there's always the possibility that an originally non-harmful bacterium can mutate on the trip back in a way that makes it harmful. It could even take it long enough to escape the post-landing quarantine.

      Or, heck, it could be something completely harmless to humans that becomes harmful in another life form, like birds, or insects. From there it could gain a foot-hold, and later mutate/evolve in a way which makes it dangerous for humans. (That sort of thing happens all the time with terrestrial 'bugs'.)

  104. Forget Terrorism, Americans! by indy · · Score: 3, Funny

    These Bacteria of Mass Destruction have been ignored far too long. Time to liberate Mars!

    1. Re:Forget Terrorism, Americans! by DenDave · · Score: 1

      And if you think bacteria are scary.. just think about the folks that will see voyager and pioneer whizz by! I mean we just advertize our planet and then one "whoops" along comes the mother of all motherships and then what? Ahh... John Wayne is not dead, you see, he's frozen! And by then we'll have found a cure for cancer and we'll thaw out the Duke! Now he's gonna be pretty pissed off, you see, have you ever taken a cold shower? Well multiply that by ten thousand times and that's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be..... So grab a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas and... yep, I'm an asshole....

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  105. Simple Solution by drfrog · · Score: 1

    Dont let it land on earth, set up an orbital research facility and do your reseach there

    thanks for coming out

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    1. Re:Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "Dont let it land on earth, set up an orbital research facility and do your reseach there"

      A one-way trip to the lab for the researchers?
      I don't think many will go for that!

  106. Thank goodness... by edwardmolasses · · Score: 1

    I thought this was going to be another outsourcing story.

  107. Semiconductor! by Farrside · · Score: 1

    Whatever else happens, I hope we've already seeded Mars' atmosphere with a bacterium that eats semiconductor!

  108. Department of Redundancy and Repitition Department by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The threat may be incurable bacterial infections we have no cure for.

    Incurable means that we have no cure for it, why say it twice?

    LK

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  109. Actualy it was rather funny... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Because where else would the bacteria have come from except from a prior mission?

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    1. Re:Actualy it was rather funny... by GileadGreene · · Score: 1

      Apollo 11 never went anywhere near the surveyor landing site...

  110. Perhaps it won't be long.. by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

    until we hear stories about 'liberating Mars' from the 'evil axis of bacteria' :D

  111. Orwell strikes again by shoptroll · · Score: 1

    War of the worlds... 50 years later... Who'd a thunk it?

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  112. Re:Viking Landers were "boiled", Pathfinder was no by quarkscat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sure.
    And NASA, at the time, thought that it was
    doing the "right" thing about contamination.
    The only problem is, is that autoclaving and
    UV irradiation DOES NOT KILL all microbal life.
    It only makes the "survivors" the very toughest
    of the bunch. Microbiologists have discovered
    microbes living more than a mile underground
    that eat rock! And oceanographers have found
    microbes thriving in the hot vents of the ocean
    floor, where their thermometers have literally
    melted. Re-examination of both the sterilization
    process and the materials used, NASA has reached
    the conclusion that 100% sterility (no microbal
    life) on stars-bound craft was not possible.
    That said, there is no reason to believe that
    some "cross-pollination" between Earth and Mars
    has not been going on since the beginning of
    time. Any attempt that NASA or ESA (or PRC)
    makes to return "samples" to Earth will only
    accelerate that process.
    The "war of the worlds" is going on right now,
    but on Mars, and at the microbal level, ever
    since we landed craft there. Like the line from
    the "Alien" movie series stated ... "they were
    with us the entire way".
    The push to put men on Mars will far outweigh
    the ability to detect and preserve whatever
    life already existed on Mars, anyway. And for
    true "terraforming" to commence there, someone
    is going to have to make the decision to massively
    and deliberately contaminate Mars with microbes.

  113. Re:Viking Landers were "boiled", Pathfinder was no by deglr6328 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's worth noting that it is suspected the Soviets did not bother AT ALL to sterilize thier Mars probes. Also, Zond 2 which was intended to only flyby Mars actually crashed, it was certainly not sterilized.

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  114. At least it's not... by relaxrelax · · Score: 2, Funny


    At least it's not a cure for which we have no known disease!

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  115. Re:Viking Landers were "boiled", Pathfinder was no by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    It's worth noting that it is suspected the Soviets did not bother AT ALL to sterilize thier Mars probes.

    Can't....resist....urge:

    In Soviet Russia (especially near Chyrnobol), Mars probes sterilize you.

  116. Re:Viking Landers were "boiled", Pathfinder was no by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Viking Landers were "boiled"

    and they *still* tasted like chicken

  117. Evolution! by relaxrelax · · Score: 1

    Because on Mars, there is no intelligent life to make your broad generalisation.

    Which may mean they've all been eaten by the biological equivalent of Microsoft!

    It's just that on Earth, our Bill Gates didn't find a way to have his software run biological entities ... yet!

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  118. Re:Earth, Mars not biologically isolated from each by ZB+Mowrey · · Score: 1
    If there is life on Mars, it has already reached here via meteorites.

    Since when did the planet mars eject enough matter to create a meteorite that would survive entry into our atmosphere?

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  119. Re:Department of Redundancy and Repitition Departm by Malic · · Score: 1

    Because he's CmdrTaco and that's what we've come to expect out of him :\

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  120. except ... that ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mars is dead.

  121. One Word by Grayden · · Score: 0

    CHTORR!!!

  122. Re:Department of Redundancy and Repitition Departm by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    There, now you're doing it too!

  123. Re:Viking Landers were "boiled", Pathfinder was no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
  124. This reply gets to Andromeda Strain eventually... by DumbSwede · · Score: 1
    I believe it unlikely there are super microbes on Mars that could cause harm on Earth. As has been posted by others (and by myself to other previously posted life on Mars's articles). Martian microbes will be well adapted to living on Mars not Earth. Cactuses are well adapted to living in harsh deserts. One could call them battle hardened by the extreme conditions, yet put them your average garden and they go belly up (faster still if you try to raise them in a swamp), the same is likely to be true for Martian microbes. To them the harsh conditions of Mars will seem temperate, and the moist, warm, oxygen rich conditions of Earth will seem Hellish.

    I for one would like to see a sample return mission soon from mars, but would like to see the samples returned to the ISS first for quarantine and study. This gives the ISS a true scientific mission, and allays many general population worries about a super-bug scenario. I for one would take the risk of a direct return mission, but in light of the recent failed Genesis return mission, I can see a great deal of public agitation in the making. This article at Space.com seems to indicate NASA is still planning on direct return. I realize that this keeps costs down, but for NASA survival and funding I would think public support should be more paramount. Its easier to get 10 billion approved for something the public supports as opposed to a billion for something the public is worried about.

    All of this said, I would like to address the Andromeda scenario. I have never read the book, though I have read several of Michael Crichton's other books. I do own the DVD and have seen the film several times. I only have 2 quibbles with the movie version (and probably the book version as well). Why do all the organisms in Andromeda Strain evolve in lock step? Even when separated by hundreds of miles and in completely different environments? Most organisms radiate when evolving. Andromeda's microbes all evolve into a benign form that is then killed before it can evolve again.

    The other nit-pick, why does clotted blood instantly turn to powder? I would think it would turn to a gooey, slimy, red jell like normal clotted blood. A scab is only solid and dry because it is exposed to the desiccating effects of air. Also once clotting starts, why does it race through the body? If the circulation stops due to clotting in one area, how does what is inducing clotting continue to travel through the whole body to induce clotting everywhere?

    Minor nit-picks aside, I loved the movie, and you sometimes need to overlook a few details in order to motivate and move the plot along.

    On to my last, and maybe most important, Andromeda Strain inspired point, and on this subject I am going to reverse myself a bit. What if life in the Universe is common, but only the microbe variety? What if it is rare and unlikely that multi-cellular life can arise because super strain type bugs like Andromeda kill them. The Andromeda strain envisioned by Michael Crichton was completely waste free, assimilating all Carbon, Oxygen, Nitrogen, and Hydrogen (albeit in a very specific ratio). Andromeda was more like a crystal than an organic, and one could imagine an Ice 9 scenario arising with such an organism. This would explain the Fermi Paradox, though not in a manner I'm hoping for. On the other hand, if we ever do detect signals from other Intelligences in the Universe, and they are relatively close by, then this would suggest such super bugs are unlikely.

    Given the proximity of Mars, should such a super bug live there, we probably would have been exposed by meteorites from Mars already, so again I'm not so worried about our immediate neighborhood. And with a 4 billion-year history of life on Earth, I won't lie awake worrying such a bug will arrive tomorrow.

  125. Just like the indians by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

    We'll get to purchase valuable martian real estate from its ignorant bacteria after infecting them with trojan horses!

  126. Bacteria, what bacteria? by Emanuel+Goldstein · · Score: 1

    It seems that we only should fear bacteria from Mars if there is some there in the first place. I am more worried about the little bugs that almost ate Val Kilmer when he was on Mars.

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  127. Smallpox by westlake · · Score: 1
    Any foreign bacteria would not be adapted to our natural defences against diseases, let alone some of our more complex immune system responses.

    Smallpox decimated the native American population, which had no exposure to the disease since their migration from Asia. It is not safe to assume that we have effective defenses aqainst an alien bacteria, virus or other proto-life form.

    1. Re:Smallpox by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Smallpox decimated the native American population, because native American population had no exposure to the disease AND the disease had exposure to humans.

      Unless there's been a hidden human population on Mars for the last ten thousand years to help those bugs adapt to us, there's no analog between those scenarios.

    2. Re:Smallpox by westlake · · Score: 1
      Unless there's been a hidden human population on Mars for the last ten thousand years to help those bugs adapt to us, there's no analog between those scenarios.

      Could something simple, like a self-replicating protein, be fundamentally so different, so alien, that it could not take root here?

  128. Re:Viking Landers were "boiled", Pathfinder was no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Later probes were not as thourgouly baked in part because they were so much more complicated their components could not withstand it.

    (puff, puff) I don't know about the landers but I'm thoroughly baked.
  129. Re:A bit of economics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    1) The combined EU is larger (people and money) than the US, and is therefore a more important market. And they don't spend so much of their budget on national weapons manufacturers. I think clearly at this point they, and not us, have the big pile of cash.

    2) Without incredibly cheap goods (and this now includes just about anything we can buy here) made cheap thanks to slave labor in the free trade zones of China, the price of just about everything we buy would go up in the US -- significantly in most cases. The worst thing that can happen to an economy (worse than recession) is inflation. The price of stuff going up uncontrollably would be disastrous to our limping economy.

    I'd wager that China would have a heck of an easier time living without the US than the US would trying to live without China at this point. Heck, they're *our* creditors (how did this happen? Floored me when I found out. They lend *us* money to keep the lights on.). In isn't the 1950's anymore, and the world's changed (and changing).

    Back on topic (and in reply to the GP), I still don't understand the mentality that decries the pittance (in relative terms) that is spent by the US on space compared to (say) the DOD. This is especially worrisome given that a technological edge is one of the sources of wealth for the US (and has been the entire time the US has been "at the top").

    Besides, whatever happened to the pursuit of knowledge as its own end? A little curiosity or sense of wonder? I guess we're too busy watching reality TV and going to the mall to care about stuff like that. And in the meantime, while we sit getting fat on our shiny inexpensive Chinese furniture, the Chinese are positioned as a country that lends the US money. Incredible.

  130. Martian bacteria/virus can't infect us by Carlbunn · · Score: 1

    Jesus, whats wrong? The possiblity that an alien microorganism is compatible with our bodies is as big as chances of running windows in a soccer ball! (I was going to say linux, but you ppl make it run even on a dead badger) The'res so much stuff (proteins, Ph, temperature, DNA, what else?) that we have more chance of finding intelligent life on mars than finding an infectious microorganism. Think a little. You dont get all the diseases your dog get, and man and dogs have been living togheter forever. You cant expect some alien disease (that, gasp! may not even have similar cells) to create some kind of disease. Well, If we really find something... Im all for alien lifeforms, but the martian microorganisms... hum... not convinced yet.

  131. Bad grammer by ananegg · · Score: 1

    "The threat may be incurable bacterial infections we have no cure for." WTF?!! I thought using the word "incurable" in a sentance meant you did not have to use the phrase "no cure for".............

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    1. Re:Bad grammer by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

      I agree. I was going to post this myself. I am increasing becoming ashamed of the editorial prowness of the Slashdot staff. I certainly would not admitt to many of my friends that I stoop to such a low level in my news hunt as slashdot anymore. It is truely embarrassing.

  132. It was probably meant to happen by skaag · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, any bacteria that managed to make it through the space travel to Mars probably deserves to be the first to infect a new planet ;-)

    (As opposed to having humans infect that planet first, with dirty politics, AOL cd-roms, mcdonalds and taco bell franchises, and microsoft based operating systems...).

    Skaag

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  133. Ah-hah! by rmdir+-r+* · · Score: 1

    Now we know why the plot of the DOOM movie is what it is...

  134. Re: Human Arrogancy by jcole · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_death

    "The Black Death (also bubonic plague, and more recently The Black Plague) was a devastating epidemic in Europe in the mid-14th century (1347-1350), and is estimated to have killed about a third of Europe's population. Historical records attribute Black Death to an outbreak of bubonic plague, an epidemic of the bacterium Yersinia pestis spread by fleas with the help of animals like the black rat (Rattus rattus). However, today's experts debate both the microbiological culprit and mode of transmission."

    "Information about the death toll varies widely from source to source, but it is estimated that about a third of the population of Europe died from the outbreak in the mid-1300s. Approximately 25 million deaths occurred in Europe alone, with many others occurring in Africa and Asia."

    In Europe alone, 25 million people dead in 3 years. Wow.

    "Humans are the so-called dominant species."

    -Joe

    http://www.bu.edu/wcp/Papers/Afri/AfriLouw.htm
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  135. movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're making another one now...

  136. Re:If only 'twere possible to know, but it's not by ankhank · · Score: 1

    >they die

    How would you know? Almost none of the bacteria can be cultured by any method we're aware of.

    Only with the latest "shotgunning" method -- slurry the subject and collect the DNA and multiply copies of everything til there's enough to describe -- are we getting much of a clue how much bacterial life exists.

    One small example: Whipple's Disease. You've heard of it? No? Have you heard of "progressive supranuclear palsy" (one of the Parkinsons-like syndromes, incurable).

    Willy Ley once, long ago, remarked that analysis is all very well, but you can't tell what makes a locomotive work by melting it down and analyzing the resulting mess.

    Now that we have genetic methods, however, we can run a chunk of a patient through a blender, and probe the resulting mess for foreign DNA.

    Would it surprise you to learn that the vast majority of organisms haven't ever been grown in lab cultures and so all we know about them is this brand new sort of look?

    Example:

    ". A unique 1321-base bacterial 16S rRNA sequence was amplified from duodenal tissue of one patient. This sequence indicated the presence of a previously uncharacterized organism. We then detected this sequence in tissues from all 5 patients with Whipple's disease, but in none of those from 10 patients without the disorder. According to phylogenetic analysis, this bacterium is a gram-positive actinomycete that is not closely related to any known genus....."

    http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/abstract/327 /5 /293?ijkey=3730cf8d37985f953279237f0f650820e4078bf 0&keytype2=tf_ipsecsha

    Oil drilling brings up an incredible variety of living organisms. Why would you assume they die? The don't! They're a persistent problem exactly because, rather than dying, they start trying to reassemble the structure and relationships they probably had down in the pores of the sandstone where they've been living -- and coating the inside of oil pipelines, for example. We call these "biofilms"

    http://www.erc.montana.edu/CBEssentials-SW/bf-ba si cs-99/bbasics-01.htmhttp://www.erc.montana.edu/CBE ssentials-SW/bf-basics-99/bbasics-01.htm

    Given the amount of time available for them in geological strata, can we be so sure they weren't self-organized into something quite complicated, before we drilled into the area and pressure blew them out along with gas and oil?

  137. If it can be "terraformed"... by Trackster · · Score: 1

    and plants, etc from Earth can be forced to grow on Mars, isn't it a given that things from mars can survive here? It's a two way street.

    1. Re:If it can be "terraformed"... by bcattwoo · · Score: 1
      I just hope those Martian tomatoes are cheaper than that crap they have in the produce department now.

      Seriously though, on the one hand you are talking about genetically engineering plants from Earth to be able to survive on Mars. The plants wouldn't "learn" to grow on Mars, they would be built that way. On the other hand, Martian microbes brought here would have no way to prepare for their new environment. They would either fortuitously have the ability to survive in our atmosphere or they would quickly die.

  138. Re:Earth, Mars not biologically isolated from each by whorfin · · Score: 1

    Since you asked:
    www.jpl.nasa.gov/snc/

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  139. Buh? by nukeade · · Score: 1

    I am not a biologist, but don't infectious bacteria and virii typically have rather complex pathways through which to infect people? How would a Mars pathogen infect an Earth lifeform without ever having been exposed to anything but Mars stuff?

    ~Ben

  140. Use you imagination man! by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Though a valid point, it's something you can suspend to get the joke (or not as the case may be). Not that there's anything wrong with being pedantic, I just founf it funny is all and was trying to explain how you could envision it...

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  141. Maybe it's good bacteria? by SagaLore · · Score: 1

    It's quite possible that any microbes we (might) find on Mars could actually provide us with cures to many diseases. Because terran bacteria/virii/fungi would not have had an opportunity to develop a resistance to them...

  142. Infect us? by Seraphim1982 · · Score: 1

    Could someone explain to me why everyone seem to assume that in order for a bacteria to kill us it has to infect us (or infect anything for that matter)?

    It would be easy to totally screw up an ecosystem by introducing a new chemical process into the mix. Something comes along and converts an important soil nutrient into an unusable form, suddenly farms produce less and (more) people starve.

    Heck, it doesn't even need to be something that directly effects life at all. Get a bacteria that can dissolve and oxidize iron and watch the chaos erupt as everything made of iron or steel begins to fall apart.

  143. Having no access to Leviticus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they knew nothing about the kinds of basic sanitation which kept the Jews alive during the Black Plague, while everyone else died around them.

    This became so pronounced that other people (probably their equivalent of the Department of Homeland Security) started lynching Jews for being in league with the Devil. Admittedly, some branches of Jewry are so far up themselves that they can't see out, and treat everyone else literally like cattle (goyim), which would have encouraged the lynch mobs to look for excuses to obliterate them, but the basic difference was still those rules, however badly followed.

  144. wired article by Bonus+Onus · · Score: 0

    This problem was addressed in the most recent issue of Wired (which is all about exploration) In fact, NASA has a whole department for making sure contamination of other planets or of earth doesnt occur. This link is from 2001, not the same story but related. http://www.wired.com/news/technology/0,1282,42667, 00.html?tw=wn_story_related

  145. Not likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    As a biologist by trade... the ods of there being potentially harmful bacteria on Mars are unlikely -- such an event lies outside our understanding of pathology.

    Basically, the vast majority of biologically active entities are not effectively pathogenic to humans (be they prions, catalytic RNAs, viruses, or microorganisms). The few that are have evolved their pathogenicity from being being pathogenic in another high-level organism. Highly pathogenic entities have developed their pathogenicity explicitly by developing in the environment of their human population host.

    Since it's reasonable to assume that there have not been humans on Mars for a very long time (I think most people would accept "never"), there hasn't been a population of human hosts to develop pathogenicity in. Whatever organisms do exist only have selection pressure to fit their respective niches in their environment.

    A more pertinent question: are there chemical contaminants that may be harmful? Or, perhaps, if there are biologics -- and presuming that they evolved in a fashion as to be functional in the terrestrial environment -- they are most likely to affect other microorganisms, but what and how?

  146. Not a spear, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spanish Catholics no more understood (or even read, for that matter) the Bible than any other Catholics. Consequently, they didn't practice much by way of basic hygeine. Their own infant mortality was atrocious - anyone who survived to adulthood did so mainly due to being immune to whatever was going around. The consequences for strangers were pretty much inevitable.

  147. quarentine by KarmaBurned · · Score: 1

    Damage to mars natural ecosystem should be accounted for and if your considering the price of these projects safegaurding small scale damages should also be a priority. The concept of green projects from the technological edge of space sciences seems unlikely as a neglect of the environment for potential advances in knowledge seems routed. At the same time inovation at cost I would geuss sees some reductions of fallouts compaired to previous decades. This blinded adventurism atleast from a eurocentric veiwpoint is what in the past has caused massive destructions of natural environments and wholesale slaughter of cultures. But heck its a crapshoot anyway. Two sides if your going to do it why not do it right. Why the hell at this point in sciences should we have badly managed projects that say we made mistakes caused we learned. Why can't it be we learned not to make mistakes. Like anything is coming back other then transmissions. We may have more to worry about with our natural environment survival mechanisms by 2012 or 2015 or latter. Unless of course they have a return mission in store. It seems doubtful that return missions will occur befor the up and coming natural fallouts.. unless I'm just misinformed on whats coming up in around 10 years.

  148. My God... by Papatoast · · Score: 0

    Are they sure that the incurable bacteria will have no cure, I mean after all if its incurable there might not be a cure and if there is no cure then we'll all be exposed to incurable bacteria that might infect us with something for which we have no cure...

    Did Bush* write this article?

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  149. Bring it on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My planet's 4.5 billion years of violent, no-holds-barred evolution at break-neck speed says to all alien microbes, bring it on.

  150. Nyah Nyah Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria when we sent several probes there.

    Yeah, pretty funny; in fact, hilarious. In your face, Mars!

  151. This seems highly unlikely by Lyuokdea · · Score: 1

    My guess is just about any that was to get onto the lander would be killed almost immediately upon re-entry. We're not talking simple cooking temperatures here, reentry temps for a spacecraft are usually on the order of 3000 F or 1650 C, this is much hotter than you can get any substance in a simple oven, and is hot enough to boil all of the water out of a small substance like bacteria in seconds, all life forms we know of needing water to survive, this should be fatal to just about anything living. According to this article, the highest known temperature that nay organism currently known can survive is about 266 F , that puts the temperature in the spacecraft at about 6 times the absolute temperature that the highest known organism can survive. http://edition.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/08/15/cha mpion.of.heat.ap/ With probes, any area where the bacteria could possibly get in would have to be open to air, and with or without a heat shield, should easily get hot enough to destroy any bacteria. The only possibility for bacteria to survive would then be to get in on a manned mission onto the astronauts suits or into the cabin. First off, any astronauts will have at least a 10 month journey on the way back where if the bacteria were to have any negative effects, it would likely be noticed there and precautions could be taken. Furthermore, any spacecraft that large could easily have facilities built in to clean the air of bacteria over the long term using air purifying mechanisms etc. Furthermore, the climate on Mars being much colder than that on earth on average, I would find it highly unlikely that any bacteria could thrive on the earth at our normal temperatures, much less the extremes of spaceflight.

  152. Martian Microbes by Sproggit · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our microbial Martian overlords

  153. Our microbes .. by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1
    If anything microbial survives on Mars, it would most likely thrive in out environment.

    If a microbe came from Mars, it would probably get its ass kicked by our Earth microbes and would only thrive in some retreat. However, we don't know whether that retreat would be the human body or food sources. Doh'.

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  154. Fuck! Deadly microbes! by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    It sounds like the popular press is blowing things out of proportion again, shockingly. In the original _Science_ article, I counted 78 sentences in Kargel's piece. Out of those 78 sentences, there are only 2 that make any sort of mention whatsoever about the possibility of biological hazards (really, only one of them...the other one talks about the dangers of cross-contamination, which is a different problem entirely). Here they are:

    "All possible care must be taken to avoid cross-contamination between Earth and Mars. Before proceeding with sample returns or human missions to Mars, we must review measures for planetary biological protection." (Kargel, Science, Vol 306, Issue 5702, 1689-1691 , 3 December 2004)

    Notice how, unlike the popular press, Kargel isn't saying "OMG TEH SKY IS FALLING LOLLZ." He's saying (very, very briefly) that we should maybe have some plans in place in the event that we do find life to bring back for further study.

  155. Just curious... by slapout · · Score: 1

    "The atmosphere on mars has orders of magnitude lower pressure than ours"

    How did we know that until we went there and measured it?

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    1. Re:Just curious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know for sure but I'd guess from light absorption.

  156. I for one welcome our new microbial overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Orwellian Dystopia, Earthlings infect Mars!

  157. Only if.... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    God's first name is Terry.

    (And were that the case, I think the world would be even more amusingly surreal.)

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  158. Words don't begin to describe.... by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
    Wow, that's naive. Odds are? Have you watched Jurassic Park yet?

    I never thought I'd see that day somebody was using "Jurassic Park" to try to win an arguement about science.

    I think I need to go drink more.

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  159. funny by liveevil · · Score: 1

    ...What's funny is that we may have even infected Mars with our own bacteria ...

    What's funny about this?