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  1. They can't work here that's for sure on Russia Backs Sending Top Students Abroad With a Catch · · Score: 1

    Because there's no jobs.

  2. Time to bring back OS/2 eCom Station on 95% of ATMs Worldwide Are Still Using Windows XP · · Score: 1

    A great niche application for the venerable old girl.

  3. Except not on India Frees Itself of Polio · · Score: 1

    Vaccinations are haram, that is, against sharia. Every year following the annual Hajj, the Muslim world sees an uptick in polio as a result. With the largest Muslim population in the world, India is bound to always have polio.

  4. Knowing IBM on IBM Dumping $1 Billion Into New Watson Group · · Score: 2

    It will create the world's first synthetic lawyer.

  5. Roughly when Obamacare will work on The Far Future of Our Solar System · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Give or take an epoch.

  6. That's must what "they" want you to believe on Hacker Barnaby Jack Died of Drug Overdose · · Score: 1

    The truth is out there.

  7. They're never going to fly anyway on U.S. Waived Laws To Keep F-35 On Track With China-made Parts · · Score: 2

    So no harm no foul. The F-35 JSF program is so absurdly over budget, late and has so many profoundly crucial problems with basic technology it will never see active service. The next President will kill it off.

  8. All we need is one more review panel on Object Blocking Giant Tunnel Borer Was an 8" Diameter Pipe · · Score: 1

    Because the last 14 committees weren't enough.

  9. And Americans are happily oblivious to it on China: The Next Space Superpower · · Score: 2

    Not that we need another space race but it's tragic that Americans don't even notice that it's something we no longer do.

  10. I sort of get what they were trying to do on Windows 8 and Windows 8.1 Pass 10% Market Share, Windows XP Falls Below 30% · · Score: 2

    I have a house full of laptops including a Lenovo Yoga with Win8. I sort of get what they were going for - a machine that's more 'live' in response to a very limited suite of core functions that people use tablets for. The problem is that all the underlying apps don't see the world that way - they work the old way. So you have to re learn a new way to access your old apps which still work more or less the same old way - except where they don't. Or where they for no reason left off basic apps like a DVD player. Or the security suite doesn't really start all the time and you have to jump through enormous hoops to get it running.

    I guess from a human factors standpoint they were going for making the machine more transparent to the function. The problem is that they only got part-way. It's analogous to using a GPS but having to tell it the name of the street you're on after every turn. Or alternatively, it's like owning a driverless car which works sort of ok until it doesn't and then you discover that you have to replace the ignition key to open the door - once you're already inside if something goes wrong.

    If they were going for a user experience that made the computer invisible then they really failed. In some ways they made it worse because just as many things need user attention as before but it's harder to do them.

  11. No, but application vendors should be terrified on Chromebooks Have a Lucrative Year; Should WinTel Be Worried? · · Score: 1

    Chromebooks point out one crucial thing - people don't use their computers for very much. If you have a browser and some apps that are browser like, such as social media then you can cover 99% of what people actually buy computers for.

    I've been dicking around with Chrome and lightweight Linux on a netbook for months - looking for something to replace XP when it goes away. All these systems and distros are, at a high level, more or less the same thing. From "Cloud Based OS's" to Mint to Xubuntu to all the others. And while they purport to have about 40-45 thousand apps to install among them, it's like the apps catalog on Google Play albeit with fewer games. Once you get past the media players, the DVD burners, the office apps you hit the bottom of the barrel or the wall or whatever you call it. About all that's really missing is a good suite of 4G drivers and the ability to make your machine a wireless access point. So if you're a PC application maker you should be seriously looking to change your business or sell your company because in a year you will be a niche business, a corporate provider or dead.

  12. Soon Snapchat will be old school on Researchers Claim Facebook Is 'Dead and Buried' To Many Young Users · · Score: 2

    SIX seconds? Are you kidding me? I've forgotten what I was doing after 3. A hundred and 40 chars? Get real. The next twitter will be 30 chars or less or just a weird sonar-like animal noise.

  13. Eye Bee Em on Australian Dept. Store Chain's Website Crashes and Can't Get Back Up · · Score: 1

    Smarter Motherfucking Planet, My Ass. Company is run by executive pirates who work for themselves and only themselves. Ginni Rometty is this century's John Akers.

  14. Block Youtube from France on France's 'Culture Tax' Could Hit YouTube and Facebook · · Score: 1

    Problem solved. France is now in that elite group of evolved countries of Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Iran, China, North Korea, Malaysia, Zimbabwe and Belarus.

    Kiss Noise.

  15. You rang it up wrong, it's your loss, hoss on Website Checkout Glitches: Two Very Different Corporate Responses · · Score: 1

    Sorry but in the real world if your cashier rings up the wrong price it's your loss. Suck it. Suck it hard. Deeply. With commitment.

  16. This is my shocked face on Snapchat Users' Phone Numbers Exposed To Hackers · · Score: 0

    I am shocked, shocked I tell you.

  17. Litigation Before Innovation! on Apple Again Seeks Ban On 20+ Samsung Devices In US · · Score: 1

    Fire all the engineers and make Apple a patent troll!

  18. Nigger Hitler Fuck on Internet Commenting Growing Away From Anonymity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That is all.

  19. Try getting body work done. on Ford Rolls the Dice With Breakthrough F-150 Aluminum Pickup Truck · · Score: 1

    It's impossible. Great for dealerships though as you will be required to have all the 'work' done by them, and by 'work' we mean large scale replacement of body panels replete with specialized welding equipment that none of the slacktards know how to use.

  20. Thank GOD no one is responsible for themselves on Microsoft's Ticking Time Bomb Is Windows XP · · Score: 1

    They've had years of advanced notice. Do something or don't do something. But stop whining about it.

  21. Oh no that will never be misused on Proposed California Law Would Mandate Smartphone Kill Switch · · Score: 2

    Here's an idea, just stay out of my way, State of California, thanks.

  22. Stop updating XP on Exponential Algorithm In Windows Update Slowing XP Machines · · Score: 1

    It's not really needed anymore. Just make sure you run MSE or something similar.

  23. Citrix? on Ask Slashdot: How Would You Secure Your Parents' PC? · · Score: 1

    Or some kind of VM genn'd off a server image and transported to a thin client.

  24. Industrial whale cloning on US Light Bulb Phase-Out's Next Step Begins Next Month · · Score: 1

    for the oil and blubber. then harvest them with wind and solar powered whaling vessels. it's the only answer.

  25. What about provisioning and backup? on Why Cloud Infrastructure Pricing Is Absurd · · Score: 1

    What about encryption, key management, reliability, uptime, consistent throughput and 20 or 30 other things?