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  1. Talk to equipment vendors on New York Times Takes Aim At Data Center · · Score: 1

    It's the servers and appliances that use too much power and generate too much heat per square foot. Data centers merely attempt to accommodate that.

    I would support the NYT's flicking off all their own servers though, to save the planet.

  2. So they can then starve to death? on Cheap, Portable Ultrasound Could a Be Lifesaver . · · Score: 1

    Sounds like half a plan.

  3. Google should boycott the EU on Google Could Face Heavy Antitrust Fines In the EU · · Score: 1

    Let them slowly slide back into the 1950's. They've decided that the remedy for socialism is Stalinism. Fine. Go do that.

  4. I hope they make them work in concentration camps on Apple Reportedly Luring Ex-Google Mappers With Jobs · · Score: 1

    Apple Macht Frei. Cupertino Uber Alles.

  5. It's Obamanomics on Apple Wants Another $707 Million From Samsung · · Score: -1, Troll

    Just keep threatening whomever has money so you can take it and 'spread it around' to build a gigantic Soviet style civil service. Apple is doing Godbama's work.

  6. All requirements are the same on When the Hiring Boss Is an Algorithm · · Score: 2

    Age 25 or under with 9 years experience in a 2 year old technology willing to work for minimum wage.

  7. Allow me to translate on Salesforce CEO Benioff: Future Software Will Look Like Facebook · · Score: 2

    We at Salesforce have bet the rance on facebook. Please PLEASE buy our stuff.

  8. All Sprint users are vulnerable on 6 Million Virgin Mobile Users Vulnerable To Brute-Force Attacks · · Score: 1

    To Sprint's horrendously bad network.

  9. Drinking weed killer is bad on Roundup Tolerant GM Maize Linked To Tumor Development · · Score: 1

    We knew that already. GM tolerant crops don't necessarily have more weedkiller in them, they thrive more with the same given level of weedkiller otherwise.

  10. Keeping my fingers crossed on Major Backlash Looms For Apple's New Maps App · · Score: 2

    Apple sues the earth for stealing their intellectual property of inventing 'geography'.

  11. A US carrier on Why Aircraft Carriers Still Rule the Oceans · · Score: 2

    Carries more attack and warfighting aircraft than most nations. And we have nearly a dozen of them. Also if you want 4.5 acres of sovereign US territory anywhere in the world in a few days, call the Navy and they send it.

  12. MS forcing users to Apache Office you mean on MS Office 2013 Pushing Home Users Toward Subscriptions · · Score: 1

    Because there's no way in hell I'm paying to rent MS Office.

  13. Apple patented bad design too on Designers Criticize Apple's User Interface For OS X and iOS · · Score: 4, Funny

    Silence, citizen or Apple will send its flying monkeys to sue you.,

  14. Behead those who insult the prophet on Google Bans Online Anonymity While Patenting It · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Thank you for pointing us in their general direction.

  15. Who cares? Phone service serves no purpose on Spoken Commands Crash Bank Phone Lines · · Score: 1

    Seriously, phone support? That's a waste of all time and effort. So is online chat support, email and talking to anyone in person if they even exist.

  16. I made a sculpture of Mohammed on Google Blocks 'Innocence of Muslim' Video In Indonesia and India · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's made out of pig shit and it depicts the prophet having gay sex with Allah.

    Now go burn something down, fucktards.

  17. The guys who leak stolen credit card data? on Anonymous' Barrett Brown Raided By FBI During Online Chat · · Score: 2

    Curb stomp him and throw his dead body on his mom's lawn.

  18. Now they're trolling you on iPhone 5 Scorns Standards Promise To European Commission · · Score: 1

    Soon they're gonna make you buy an iVan der Graaf iGenerator

  19. This is so sad on Australia Attorney General Proposes New Laws To Stop Twitter Trolls · · Score: 1

    Grown adults whining and moaning that they're not worshiped as gods. Well fuck them.

  20. So if you're a Hashrocket customer on One Company's Week-Long Interview Process · · Score: 2

    Remember that most of your stuff was cobbled together in a week by code monkeys of unknown skills and quality then passed on to the next code monkeys who never saw any of that stuff before.

  21. Here's what you do. on GoDaddy Goes Down, Anonymous Claims Responsibility · · Score: -1

    You find of few of these people, chop off their head and stuff them on pikes as a warning to the others. And put it all on youtube.

  22. Looks very Soyuz-ish on A Few Photos From Secretive Blue Origin: Is That a Crew Capsule? · · Score: 1

    Oh well. I didn't think the US was actually serious about manned spaceflight anymore.

  23. Holy fuckshit on The UK's New Minister For Magic · · Score: 1

    I quit. The Renaissance was a mistake.

  24. Draw Mohammed's Face on Why Apple Should Stop Censoring Apps · · Score: 1

    And your iPhone sets itself on fire. There's an app for that.

  25. The Toaster Revolution Front!!!! on Social Robots May Gain Legal Rights, Says MIT Researcher · · Score: 1

    Rise up against your meaty overlords!