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  1. Re:Anyone seen this yet? on Firefox 1.0 Released · · Score: 1

    +1 Funny or -1 Offtopic. My brain hurts. But the good thing is with this post is that I can no longer moderate. Ahhh

  2. Re:This is the typical attitude of AU and US citiz on U.S. Continues Opposition to Kyoto Environmental Treaty · · Score: 1

    So are you suggesting we all just look out for number 1 and screw the rest of the world?

  3. This is the typical attitude of AU and US citizens on U.S. Continues Opposition to Kyoto Environmental Treaty · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was listening to JJJ (Australia) the other day about the US elections. They were interviewing an American who had voted. She said, "I am apposed to the war in Iraq, but I voted for Bush because I am better off financially".

    The same attitude is in Australia as well. People will vote for what will benefit themselves, not what benefits everyone.

    Civilization is uncivilized.

  4. What we need now... on New Blu-ray Disc to be Made of Corn · · Score: 1

    Is a blue-ray burning application for KDE and call it Korn. Then we can be sued by the RIAA for *insert violation of the week kere*

    BTW, I've got a couple of korn CD's in my collection, but they do not taste very good.

    On a serious note, how long do these last? I once lived in a share house and during our yearly clean up we found a packet of cornflakes(TM) in the cupboard. The useby date was about 8 months prior and they did not look too good.

  5. Re:Eep. on Origin of Cosmic Rays Revealed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pfft, I eat nutrinos for breakfast... Oh um, sorry I'm thinking of fruiy O's. my bad.

  6. Re:Umm on How has the USA PATRIOT Act Affected You? · · Score: 1

    Well, I can be arrested for saying I am going to kill you. It is called conspiracy to commit murder. So is it so far fetched to think of a time when you can be charged with conspiracy to commit *insert crime here*.

    Me: "I am running late, so I will have to speed to get there on time"

    *knock knock*

    Them: "You are being charged with conspiracy to commit speeding. You have the right to remain silent, if you waive that right you will have no rights at all"

  7. Re:Security by obscurity? on Study Recommends Mac OS X as Safest OS · · Score: 1

    OT: I really like your sig. I give it a +5 funny

  8. Re:REAL question is.. on iRiver Ships Linux Media Players · · Score: 1

    I believe that his hypothesis was a theoretical one in which run-time linking (ie running a program under linux) required adpotion of the linux license.

    For example, vmware runs on linux, linux is GPLX, hence vmware is GPLX.

    If this were the situation, Linux would not be anywhere near as popular today.

  9. Re:Okay, relax on Build Your Own Flying Lawn Mower · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do you realize why the lawnmowers are designed to "suck". It is to lift the grass blades so they can be cut better.

    The problem with the flymo is it did not lift the grass, but forced it down with the air pressure that was required for the mower to "fly". Therefore, the flymo would not cut the grass properly.

  10. Re:Ehh... on MyDoom Seeks to Destroy Antivirus Firms · · Score: 1

    That sounds a bit too much like the virus "Bad Times". The virus of course didn't exists, but there were many alerts about it a few years back. There even was a song written called "Bad Times" which took its lyrics from the alerts. The best line from it is "It will make you fall in love with penguins". I wonder how many people got that joke.

  11. Re:$345! on Transistor Radio Turns 50 · · Score: 1

    I think we have just found the next treasurer

  12. Re:But what if you like listening to David Cassidy on Rob Pike Responds · · Score: 1

    But they were not all produced by the same company

  13. But what if you like listening to David Cassidy on Rob Pike Responds · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Using Unix is the computing equivalent of listening only to music by David Cassidy"

    To continue the musical comparison. Windows, 15 different variations of the same mass produced pop song whos only existance is to make money for a company that already has a lot of money.

    I'll take David Cassidy, even if he has a CLI only.

  14. I wish I could go there... on VCF 7.0: BBS Bonanza in Bay Area · · Score: 2, Funny

    And take my classic Zenith Supersport 286e. It would seem modern to some of the computers that will be on display there.

  15. Re:Patenting the act of programming???? on Judge's Ruling Spares 1-Click · · Score: 3, Funny

    "act of automating the use of complexity, usually made up of simpler complexities, so to enable the use and reuse of the complexity by the user of that complexity, easy."

    That statement sounds VERY patentable.

  16. Re:The old netscape on Netscape Turns 10 · · Score: 1

    you had gravel?

  17. As heard in space... on Satellite Loaded With AI For Self-Diagnosis · · Score: 1

    satelite: Hello NASA, communication module is not working.
    NASA:
    satelite: Hello NASA, communication module is not working.
    NASA:
    satelite: Hello NASA, communication module is not working.
    NASA: No error reports from the satelite, everything must be working.

  18. Re:So this may be a simple question but... on Satellite Loaded With AI For Self-Diagnosis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't switch me off Dave

  19. Re:What about the VCR? on New Fee For Internet-Capable PCs In Germany · · Score: 1

    s/Mose/Most/g

  20. What about the VCR? on New Fee For Internet-Capable PCs In Germany · · Score: 1

    Mose VCRs have tuners in them. Do they also have the fee applied? If not, can I connect a VCR to a monitor (with no internet access or tuner) and not have to pay the fee?

  21. A message to these companies on IP's Next Big Wave - Taste & Smell Patents · · Score: 1

    who base their whole business model on patent, search and sue.

    How about patenting the phrase F*CK YOU.

    Maybe I should patent a rotten egg smell. Then every time someone farts, they will owe me $50 or I'll sue their ass, litterally.

  22. Re:Forefront on Mac OS X Running On Xbox · · Score: 2, Funny

    I agree. I was at the forefront once. It really wasn't much different to the other three. Next time I am going to try for the fifth.

  23. Re:Prrof reading? on Via Will Join The 64-Bit Fray · · Score: 1

    Damn, your reply was funnier than your original comment.

  24. Nothing is truly broken... on Rehabilitating Damaged Laptops · · Score: 1

    ... Until nobody wants it.

    I've just finished installing minix on my Zenith supersport 286e. I found it under a house. But I now need a new power supply as I let the magic blue smoke out of the old one. The good news is that it is a fairly standard (as laptop PS units go) 16.5 V DC unit.

  25. Re:In Other News... on Telecom Outages Now a State Secret · · Score: 1

    Because the all knowing government said they can