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MyDoom Seeks to Destroy Antivirus Firms

Khoo writes "Worm writers are threatening to attack antivirus companies F-Secure, Symantec, Trend Micro and McAfee. In the latest version of MyDoom--MyDoom.AE--the authors embedded a message ridiculing rival worm Netsky and promising to attack the antivirus companies."

284 comments

  1. Ehh... by DreddUK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't this like the virus companies threating to shoot themselves....? Oh, hang on, they don't really write all the virii... :)

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    "If A equals success, then the formua is A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut" - A Einstein.
    1. Re:Ehh... by therealjason · · Score: 1

      They don't?? Granted the probably don't write them ALL, but don't you think they at least contribute?

    2. Re:Ehh... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 5, Funny
      I just hope they keep Monkeypoo from spreading far and wide! Here is the mail circulating about it

      VIRUS WARNING:

      Attention: Computer Labs Inc., makers of Virucide antivirus software have identified a highly dangerous new Trojan worm, MONKEYPOO. It will usually appear in an e-mail with the subject, "Congratulations.You have won!" it will then prompt you to click a link to collect your cash prize. It can also freely spread across networks.

      Monkeypoo will read your address book, and mail a copy of itself to every address it finds, and it will look like you sent it. It will then invoke the secret self-destruct command held over from the original IBM PC's 8086 command set. This short line of code will cause the processor, ram, hard drive and any floppy drives to spin out of control and overheat until key components melt together, and will most likely cause a fire.

      James Winklee, a former IBM programmer had this to say. "We developed the self-destruct code so government agencies such as the FBI and CIA could quickly and completely destroy compromised computer systems before an enemy could get their hands on classified information. When we saw how violently a PC executing the command burst into flames, we decided not to publish it's existence. It has been kept a secret successfully until now. If you get infected with the Monkeypoo Trojan worm, you may notice your computer going completely haywire. Physically unplug it from power as fast as you can, and send it in for repair. Only a professional can remove this one."

      While Computer Labs Inc and other antivirus software makers are working on a solution, they haven't got one a home user could successfully run yet. "This is the worst kind of malicious code I have ever seen." said Marcus Polan of Computer labs Inc. Use extreme caution.

      It is important that as many computer users as possible receive this warning, so send it out to as many people as you can. The entire Internet and every PC connected to it is at risk.

      Scary stuff huh?

      --
      How ya like dat?
    3. Re:Ehh... by therealjason · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's real! My brother's friend's cousin's uncle's grandparents got it!

    4. Re:Ehh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Oh, hang on, they don't really write all the virii... :)

      I hope not. Any sane person, or real business that wishes to exude an air of NOT BEING DYSLEXIC SCRIPTKIDDIES, should know to write "all the viruses" instead.

    5. Re:Ehh... by pbranes · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hopefully these companies have some sort of antivirus protection installed on their workstations. It really is a good idea in this day and age.

    6. Re:Ehh... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      How long before SCO uses this as "evidence"?

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      liqbase :: faster than paper
    7. Re:Ehh... by Satan+Dumpling · · Score: 0

      I prefer the End All Virus myself:
      Virus Alert!
      If you receive an e-mail message with "End-All-Virus" in the Subject line, don't open it. If you do: End-All will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, it will scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. Not only does End-All accomplish these amazing diabolical tasks, but listen to what its victims have told us that it routinely executes: recalibrates your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty. demagnetizes the strips on all your credit cards, screws up the tracking on your television and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. gives your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. mixes Kool-aid into your fishtank. leaves dirty socks on the coffee table when company comes over. puts a dead kitten in the back pocekt of your good suit pants and hides your car keys when you are late for work. moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. kicks your dog. Is is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. Finally, while you are lying there on the floor beside yourself with horror: End-All will give you Dutch Elm disease. Will leave the toilet seat up. And it will leave bacon cooling on the stove while it goes out to chase gradeschoolers with your new snowblower. Don't say we didn't warn you.

    8. Re:Ehh... by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      That sounds a bit too much like the virus "Bad Times". The virus of course didn't exists, but there were many alerts about it a few years back. There even was a song written called "Bad Times" which took its lyrics from the alerts. The best line from it is "It will make you fall in love with penguins". I wonder how many people got that joke.

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      it is only after a long journey that you know the strength of the horse.
    9. Re:Ehh... by fluffybacon · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hate those hoax warnings, but this one is important!!

      Please send this to everyone on your e-mail list - both male and female!

      If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your arse, do not show him your arse.

      This is a scam; he only wants to see your arse.

      I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

      --
      It's not big, but it's clever!
    10. Re:Ehh... by DreddUK · · Score: 1

      Unlike those who know who to write "Anonymous Coward"?

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      "If A equals success, then the formua is A=X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut" - A Einstein.
    11. Re:Ehh... by Mr.+Bad+Example · · Score: 4, Funny

      > It's real! My brother's friend's cousin's uncle's grandparents got it!

      And hanging from the CD-ROM tray was...a hook!

  2. Live Update by UID1000000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe they can destory Live Update so that Symantec can finally create a copy that isn't a resource hog.... wait....

    *sighs*

    nevermind

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    UID 1000000 is just around the corner.

    1. Re:Live Update by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it....

      Ever since I installed NAV on an XP system I'm using, the boot time went from 30 seconds to well over three minutes. I swear it must scan EVERY file that gets opened, including the registry (which gets accessed a lot during a programming session).

      I can't remove NAV because it's not my PC and the owner doesn't want me to replace NAV with something else, like AVG or something.

    2. Re:Live Update by PygmySurfer · · Score: 2, Informative

      What does that have to do with LiveUpdate? LiveUpdate is the service for downloading new updates, it has nothing to do with the actual virus scan.

      Sounds to me like you're talking about Norton AutoProtect, not LiveUpdate.

    3. Re:Live Update by general_re · · Score: 1
      I swear it must scan EVERY file that gets opened, including the registry (which gets accessed a lot during a programming session).

      By default, NAV usually scans every file that gets touched. Dunno which version you're using, but buried somewhere in the settings should be a way to switch from "scan on access" to "scan on create".

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      ABSURDITY, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
  3. Maybe Id care... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... if all of these viruses were something more then a rip-off of a rip-off of a rip-off of someone elses code.

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    "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
    1. Re:Maybe Id care... by aussie_a · · Score: 2, Funny

      Open-Source at it's best

    2. Re:Maybe Id care... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      What's worse virus writers can reuse old code, or that MSFT doesn't really fix the holes, but just puts another piece of wallpaper up to keep out the rain & snow.

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      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    3. Re:Maybe Id care... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      .. if all of these viruses were something more then a rip-off of a rip-off of a rip-off of someone elses code.


      Are they still dangerous?

      The Mother Of All Bombs the US had a few years ago is just a rip-off of a rip-off of a rip-off of an idea as well. They still go boom.

      If the virus is still dangerous, the fact that people can so easily recycle old viruses is way more disconcerting than simply deciding if it's not an innovative virus why fear it.

      --
      Lost at C:>. Found at C.
  4. virii calling each other out... by Spydr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey Netsky! Nice code, did your mommmy write it for you?!

    1. Re:virii calling each other out... by jrod2027 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey Netsky! Nice code, did your mommmy write it for you?!

      Hey MyDoom! Yes she did, and she just pwned you!

    2. Re:virii calling each other out... by C_Kode · · Score: 1

      /off topic

      hah reading that post brought back memories of a movie I just watched again this weekend.

      "Hey Kritski; did your mom pick that out for you?" - Tito

      I wonder how many people know which movie I'm talking about...

    3. Re:virii calling each other out... by Neck_of_the_Woods · · Score: 1



      How come they call you Milkman?

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      Neck_of_the_Woods
      #/usr/local/surf/glassy/overhead
  5. Just a bunch of horse crap... by mirko · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's just a skript kiddie who think he'll impress even more with such FUD...
    Reminds me of a spam which I got which content was : "get a capable emailer".
    Of course, had I had one, I'd have gotten some ad for penis enlargement pills...
    So, I just dumped the mail and as I am on OSX, I don't have vir[iuse]* either...

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    Trolling using another account since 2005.
    1. Re:Just a bunch of horse crap... by millahtime · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have OS X and us users need to quit trash talking. To many of us don't use antivirus software. And, yes, despite it being an amazingly secure setup there are holes as in any system. So, lets not provoke the smart virus writers who can write one for OS X if they put enough time and effort in. Lets stay low key as long as possible

    2. Re:Just a bunch of horse crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on, you're just being too materialistic.
      Who, besides people who want you to buy their crap on the net, will care if your computer crash ?
      Not even yourself, otherwise, this means you don't have a life.

    3. Re:Just a bunch of horse crap... by hamishmorgan · · Score: 3, Funny

      I considered modding you down to help keep your message "low key"...

    4. Re:Just a bunch of horse crap... by chrish · · Score: 2

      How to install antivirus software on Mac OS X:

      fink install clamav

      Of course, then you'll have to add a cron job or something to run it periodically, or you can just run it by hand over things you've downloaded.

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      - chrish
    5. Re:Just a bunch of horse crap... by diamondsw · · Score: 2, Informative

      Of course, the reason Linux and OS X are virus-free isn't obscurity, it's because they are fundamentally better-designed and more-secure systems. User permissions, lack of access to low-level ports, and few services running by default all contribute to a fundamentally more secure platform.

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      I don't know what kind of crack I was on, but I suspect it was decaf.
    6. Re:Just a bunch of horse crap... by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      Although what you say is true you must acknowledge that a larger percentage of the user population uses Windows based systems. If you were writing something that by nature needs more hosts to survive longer what platform would you target?

      I honestly think that if the majority of people used linux then the virus writers would target the system more heavily.

      Software is written by humans. Humans make mistakes. The OS is not gonna save you when one of your systems has a buffer overflow hack, etc. ALL systems can be exploited simply because they are written by humans. Part of life, IMO. Constant defense from attack makes a system stronger.

      So does that mean the virus creators are doing a service to the community? I think that might be stretching it. (Does HIV do a service to the human genome?) But who knows.

    7. Re:Just a bunch of horse crap... by spir0 · · Score: 1

      you're right. I've stopped trying to encourage people to convert to a Mac because they deserve Windows.

      --
      The reason girls and Windows users don't understand UNIX is because all the documentation is in Man files.
    8. Re:Just a bunch of horse crap... by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked if you got HIV, you die. If computers are infected by a new exploit, etc... then the programmers and OS authors can patch or improve the system (in theory anyway). Much like a flu vaccine that isn't lethal, but does in fact make you stronger and more resistant to future attacks. This isn't a new idea.

  6. think about it.... by millahtime · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Do you want to use the antivirus product of a company whose network goes down due to a virus?

    1. Re:think about it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do you want to use the antivirus product of a company whose network goes down due to a virus?

      Only if it's because they themselves are infected. It's not the AV company's fault that other people's machines are attacking them. (Unless those other people are their customers...)

    2. Re:think about it.... by leonmergen · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Would you hire a security company whose office broke down after 500,000 people started throwing rocks at it ?

      Yes, I would, it's nothing they could prevent.

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      - Leon Mergen
      http://www.solatis.com
    3. Re:think about it.... by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do you want to use the antivirus product of a company whose network goes down due to a virus?

      Any company's computers, even the best AV writers, are vulnerable to 1st day infections. Any company could get slammed if an unknown virus is introduced directly into their networks. So what would matter to me is not that they were taken down, but how quickly they are able to get their systems back online. That's indicative of how quickly they can get updates online and out to the rest of us who may be suffering the same fate.

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      -- If god wanted me to have a sig, he'd have given me a sense of humor.
    4. Re:think about it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Any company's computers, even the best AV writers, are vulnerable to 1st day infections

      No they're not. For example, NAV was catching the GDI+ vulnerability as soon as it broke, because of general heuristics that catch overflows in the API and kernel.

      If a machine at an AV company gets infected, the spread gets limited real quick. But a DDOS attack (which this virus is about) ... AV companies have finite bandwidth like everyone else. Even Cisco could go down with a DDOS attack unless they backdoored all the routers on the backbone.

    5. Re:think about it.... by Darby · · Score: 1

      Would you hire a security company whose office broke down after 500,000 people started throwing rocks at it ?

      No. Because they would have to charge higher rates to replace their building.
      Also, they might have lost some of their best people and information when their building collapsed.
      Besides which, if that many people hated them that much, who knows what they might do to the companies clients.

    6. Re:think about it.... by dragonitti · · Score: 0

      Not ture. Not all AV software is vulnerable to 1st day infections. There are AV software that dosen't need updates. Problem is, it's not available to the masses just yet. Only to the gov. and the people that work with me.

    7. Re:think about it.... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      Bad analogy.

      A better one would be "Would you hire a company, one that built a dam that is starting to leak in many places, to build your new dam?"

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      You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.
    8. Re:think about it.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      COUGH*SkyNet*COUGH

    9. Re:think about it.... by dragonitti · · Score: 0

      SkyNet? I'm not talking about SkyNet

  7. Time... by zeropointentity · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Really was just a matter of time before an assault. It's a war. Virii vs. the White ('blood cell') Knights. The worst disease in the world is AIDS, not because it kills directly, but because it inhibits immunity entirely. After your anti-virus software is nuked, the most basic of hacks could nail your pc.

    1. Re:Time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, it was just a matter of time before someone was going to write "virii".

      That, and not understanding what AIDS is.

      OK, that, and failing to capitalise an acronym, such as "PC".

      Go away.

    2. Re:Time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please see this post.

    3. Re:Time... by zeropointentity · · Score: 1

      Devestated. No. Really. I just died a little. And I'm using IE!

  8. Destroy ?? by MHleads · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The only way to destroy Anti-virus firm is to stop writing viri. The more the viri, the more $$$ for AV companies.

    1. Re:Destroy ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      "viri"

      Good going, you even failed to spell an inexistent word "correctly"!

    2. Re:Destroy ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will when this gives me results

    3. Re:Destroy ?? by say · · Score: 1

      But then, we would let the terrorists win! Oh, wait...

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    4. Re:Destroy ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They already stopped writing "viri" and "virii", because most people who aren't affecting some ridiculous air of pseudo-intelligence write viruses instead.

      Anyway, true viruses are damn hard to find nowadays. Most AV programs protect against trojans and worms, not file-infecting viruses. Any AV company worth a damn has turned into a general security company (take note that symantec also owns bugtraq, for example). Long as people break into places, we're going to have locks....

    5. Re:Destroy ?? by satchboogie · · Score: 1

      I am willing to bet that the source of these great Virii (at least the original versions) are from the AV people. They are trying to create a demand for their product, much like the pharmacuticle company in MI2.

      They create, they leak the code to young teens who have a half-hazard idea on how to program but have a lot of angst because they are teens and pretty much everything they want. They include comments but instruct the teens to remove the comments, probably equipt them with comment-removers.

      They know that the code spreads amongst the troubled-teen community who are really just bored with life. They know the kids will put their own spin on it and deploy it and brag about it amongst themselves (and to others if they are stupid).

      But most of all, they know that everyone has bought into the idea that the teens are computer geniuses and they are responsible for all the hacking. They embelish this by the very simple fact that the media will make a hay-day out of it, so they leak information to authorities.

      In essence, they set the kids up to take the fall for their own 'job security' features.

      While many may disagree and claim Symantec and the rest are honest people who would never do that, you cannot deny the plausability. Who here has NEVER taken a pen home from work, even accidentally, and kept it at home? Exactly my point. It is human nature to try to get away with things for you own benefit.

    6. Re:Destroy ?? by IvoryRing · · Score: 1

      While I don't think anyone can deny that there is a certain degree of incentive for AV companies to see more and worse virixes (see how I avoid the common pitfall of the capitolist pigdog swine? Pheer my leet wordage! Word to your maternal unit), I have a little problem with this idea: how exactly do you think the AV Cabal has managed to convince these miscreant troubled-teens to blab away from time to time about their exploits but not one of them has come forward and said "Oh, by the way dude, like, the MAN is just doing you all like Barney on crack, man, cause, like, I stole this code from the super secret MiB headquarters in Virgina dude!"

    7. Re:Destroy ?? by satchboogie · · Score: 1

      Money and threats. Plus, kids are not stupid. Who would you believe? Some punk who was caught sending out virii or a "reputable", "honorable", "legally bound", and "carefully watched" company like Symantec? Exactly!

      Why do you think police brutality occurrs(ed) so much without much punishment? Who are you going to believe? An officer of the law or a crack addict?

      Credibility. That's what it all boils down to. Those AV companies can easily undermind and set up the teens so well they have no choice but to not say anything.

      Plus, they would not give the code to any kid. They'd have it passed through a network. A careful network of people, each decreasing in knowledge of the "truth" as they go farther away from the source. Plus it is just a little source code to be modified. People share stuff like that all over the web and it spreads like wildfire. So tracing it back to AV companies would be a long and costly task.

      Once the clever and vague and deceptive network has been established, it is simple to implant something and watch it grow. It is not very often these new virii are created anyhow.

      Few usage of the network as deployment also makes it easy to be deceptive. If you repeatedly commit the same crime they likelihood of being caught increases as the period between the crimes decreases.

    8. Re:Destroy ?? by IvoryRing · · Score: 1

      Money and threats? Like... blackmail? On troubled-teens? Oh please. For an analogy, do you really think graffiti teens are likely to give two seconds thought to the consequences of doublecrossing someone that is trying to blackmail them? Blackmail works based on the victim being afraid of the consequences of coming forward - in properly structured blackmail it is the consequence applied by 'the good guys' to the victom, not by the blackmailer. Someone with nothing to lose is quite difficult to blackmail. And 'punk', 'troubled-teen', 'script kiddy', those generally seem to me to refer to young persons that feel themselves that they have nothing to lose.

      I'd argue the point of 'kids are not stupid'. Some will be bright, some won't. More importantly, even the bright ones won't have a whole heck of a lot of experience in the world. If you are having a hard time with picturing this, perhaps (depending on your awareness of such things) it might be instructive to look at the music industry. Both bright and dim kids get suckered into abusive contracts there constantly. Same kinds of pressures, 'who is going to believe you kid?', but guess what, if you look you can find stories of artists 'spilling the beans'. Mind you only a few of those that decide to walk away from that industry are particularly successful, but that's not the point. And in the end, what the music industry is selling is not 'protection from their own secret product', so if customers know about the abusive contracts it doesn't really change the equation much.

      Now, maybe you ment extra-legal threats, but I have to say I find that even less likely as a tactic. The music industry uses lawyers and contracts to abuse the raw talent they consume specifically because that method will hold up in court.

      Police brutality also - often unpunished? Sure, but also 'known to happen'. The distinction here is that 'police juristiction' is not really a free-market issue. If I own a mall, and the security staff I hire from service start beating teenagers that are standing around smoking by the dumpsters, I have a choice. I can (and will, as I don't need the negative publicity) cancel the contract and get someone else in. On the other hand, if I decide to stop paying local taxes because I disapprove of the local PD being lax on cracking down on brutality, then I'm the one who will end up with a creek and no paddle. To bring it back to the subject at hand, if a AV, Inc. employee was distributing virus code, and AV, Inc. put him on 'administrative probation' with pay while they investigated it, then moved him to their San Diego office and let it all die - you can bet there would be a significant impact on AV, Inc.'s bottom line.

      The question is this: Has anyone ever come out and said 'I got virus code from AV companies to spread around'? I'm not aware of this having happened at all.

      If Microsoft can't supress the fact that Windows source code got leaked, I don't see how AV, Inc. can supress ongoing (even if infrequent) leaks.

      Your conceptual 'network of decreasing knowledge' is even less likely to hold a secret - it is spreading the 'secret info' (not the code, but the fact of the code being pushed out, and the structure of the shadowy network of people) over more and more people - increasing the chances of a leak, not reducing them. Reducing the culpability, yes, but not the chance of a whistleblower.

      As I see it, if the AV companies actually want to feed the virus population with new strains, the ideal situation is one in which all individuals that 'know' feel equally that they will be held accountable in a court of law, and have something significant at risk. So, lets say one highly skilled programmer internal to the AV company and one high level management (CEO, whatever) - the manager provides the 'authority' to go ahead and do it, and the programmer does the work and spreads 'the stuff'. No kid involved that has no real incentive to actually be careful. The fewer involved, the bettter.

      Does that mean I don't think it is happening? I don't know - I just really think the idea of AV companies 'seeding' the script kiddy's has no evidence.

    9. Re:Destroy ?? by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      Now, he spelled it correctly. If the word were pluralized as in Latin, "us" would become "i" yielding "viri". Consider a word like "radius" which pluralized as "radii" not "radiii".

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      I'd rather be lucky than good.
    10. Re:Destroy ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "inexistent" ???

    11. Re:Destroy ?? by satchboogie · · Score: 1

      You make excellent arguments to support the inplausability. You may very well be right, but I highly doubt that the AV companies are 100% clean and free from any sort of leakage.

      I just find it amazing that they could know so much so fast about a virus. I realize they are experts and have the ability to rip any virus apart, but it just seems fishy.

      I prefer to leave things as possible, unlikely, but still possible as then I will not miss any "unlikely" causes to a problem.

      There are a lot of conspiracy theories that can be applied to almost any situation. The point I was trying to make with my original post is that it is possible and if they wanted to create a sort of job security, they could.

      I don't doubt that it has crossed the minds of a few people in the AV industry. I am willing to bet that perhaps an employee has actually done such a thing. Think about it, they are security experts, they probably know quite well how to hide their trace. Simply develop the virus, compile, sneek in to a hacker group, place the code, leave. The true source of spam is damn difficult to detect, I am a security expert could do it.

      Why do I suspect AV companies? Because the most clever crimes are those done by people least likely expected to do such a thing. Script Kids are more than likely to be blamed rather than a security expert. That's my other point.

      And blowing the whistle? Those kids are fearless as you said, so why would they even bother ratting those companies out? They know, as do the companies, that the odds of authority figures believing a kid over a company are zilch.

      I think you missed that part. The "network" would be very discreet. You don't have a CEO or programmer from an AV company walk up to some kid who know's a little VB and hand him so code. Give me a break. You have to watch my TrueCrime shows on TLC. They would be far more clever than that.

      Didn't you see Antitrust? That is possible, but too direct. You can do things on your own time. The files just appear in a hacker forum, anonymously. Think abstract instead of straight forward. That's how you get away with things, watch and learn from the mistakes of others.

      That is what makes my idea of occaisional new virii being created and released by AV possible.

    12. Re:Destroy ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, he spelled it correctly. If the word were pluralized as in Latin, "us" would become "i" yielding "viri". Consider a word like "radius" which pluralized as "radii" not "radiii".

      Incorrect. The plural form of the latin word "virus" (which meant, roughly, "toxin") was "virus." It was a collective noun, like "butter" or "mankind" in English. There really is no such word in either Latin or English as "viri," period, full-stop, end-of-story. If you want to say "viri" cuz you think it somehow makes you sound goofy/l33t, like "boxen," g'head, it's a free country, but please, please, don't for a moment think it has anything to do with Latin or proper usage in any way.

      Sure, language changes ("hacker" used to mean "bad golfer," and now it means a malevolent code-writer. (BTW, "cracker" still means "thin biscuit" or "a guy who breaks into safes," happily proving once again that it takes more than a maladjusted yet persistent community of 14-year old script-kiddies to change said language)). But why would you even want "viri" when "viruses" fits the bill just fine? The biology community uses "viruses;" what what would make it different in the IT community?

    13. Re:Destroy ?? by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      There really is no such word in either Latin or English as "viri," period, full-stop, end-of-story.

      Ok, but are you familiar with the English words "if" and "were". Apparently not, because if you were, it would be clear to you that what I was saying was contrafactual and I wasn't claiming this is a real word.
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      I'd rather be lucky than good.
  9. Thanks, guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You turned every legit hacker out there into a potential terrorist. You're handing the net over to authoritarian politicians who are not interested in real security or the free flow of information. Fucking idiots. Why don't you burn down libraries for chump change? Same thing...

    1. Re:Thanks, guys by eclectro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunate but true. Just as WMD was used as an excuse for Iraq, Viruses will justify a new draconian Patriot Act II that really will do nothing to stop virus writers but will do everything to control law abiding citizens.

      --
      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    2. Re:Thanks, guys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem you identify is the direct fault of everyone who voted for (and those who didn't vote at all) the idiots in power. It's a "democracy" as such it's you duty to vote.

    3. Re:Thanks, guys by mistersooreams · · Score: 1

      Let's not get too negative just yet. Legislation like that certainly could come in, and maybe it's even likely, but surely there are enough bad laws out there that we don't need to protest the ones that haven't even been proposed yet.

  10. N3ws for n3rds, Stuff best left unheard ... by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Maybe, just maybe, we should not give those guys any free publicity... Wouldn't this actually be a good news to skip and left untold?
    We don't really want to boost the ego of those jacks, do we?

    And hopefully, Taco won't repost the same story in a few days...
    <sarcasm/>

    1. Re:N3ws for n3rds, Stuff best left unheard ... by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      We don't really want to boost the ego of those jacks, do we?

      Frankly, if this is all it takes to boost their ego, then so be it. I'd rather boost some moron's ego and have the privilege to read my daily techno/geeky news than to have it censored so as to not offend anyone.

      --
      You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation.
    2. Re:N3ws for n3rds, Stuff best left unheard ... by shdragon · · Score: 1

      No, this wouldn't be a good news story to skip. This is very much a newsworthy story (at least for tech related news). A good portion of the population depends on AV companies to protect, prevent and/or repair their computers from viruses, worms & other malware. If a credible(?) threat is made against them then keeping those most likely to get asked "Why won't my virus program update?" in the loop is better than keeping them in the dark.

      --
      "...we dont care about the economics; we just want to be able to hack great stuff."
    3. Re:N3ws for n3rds, Stuff best left unheard ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because it's more important to me to prevent them from getting publicity than for me to be informed. Comments like this are usually written by people who were already aware of the news from some other source and lament that the news is becoming more widespread. For the *rest* of us, however, who weren't aware of the news, it's an interesting article.

  11. Don't talk smack about the MyDoom authors now.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Because if they ever catch them, 95% of /. will be wailing about the injustice of trying to punish teenagers just for writing viruses. You know its true. It happens every time.

    1. Re:Don't talk smack about the MyDoom authors now.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I won't. If you can prove that someone wrote or knowingly seeded a virus/worm, then I fully support harsh consequences. Don't allow them to work in the industry or to use a computer for a couple of years. Royalties from books/movies/etc about their deeds should be confiscated and distributed to the victims. Let civil liability do the rest.

    2. Re:Don't talk smack about the MyDoom authors now.. by MvD_Moscow · · Score: 0

      How about going after Bill and Co for making such insecure OS. Noone forced them to integrate IE into windows afterall....

    3. Re:Don't talk smack about the MyDoom authors now.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      LOL, you made me laugh.

      Just keep quiet mate! Keep quiet

  12. With great power come great... by ID000001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I seriously doubt Virus company write their own virus and release into the wild. There are enough virus already. They could hardly keep up. What I worry most is not about the attack toward the anti-virus company, all the anti-virus provider have to do is to set up temporary ip to dodge any Live update DoS. Similar to what Microsoft have done in the past. However, What sort of signal is this sort of news giving to the rest of the coder? Making virus make you more powerful? I have heard somewhere that if you control 10,000 machince on the internet, you are unstopable. That only lead me to wonder how many people out there actually control that amount of machince, and worst yet. What if they join together as an alliances and destory anything in their path for immature reason? Dalnet came to mind.. don't know anything else that have been heavily damaged by DoS. Can anyone else point out?

    1. Re:With great power come great... by therealjason · · Score: 1

      One of the easy reasons for Anti-Virus companies to release their own viruses, is so that they can claim they are the first one with a signature that will detect it. Which means you should buy their product instead of someone elses.

      Well, that's what they think it means anyway.

    2. Re:With great power come great... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 0
      I seriously doubt Virus company write their own virus and release into the wild

      No, they don't, but they do participate in the virus economy, which anybody can opt out of, if they want by not running windows.

      That said, I am sure that anti virus companies would not like to see the problem quietly go away. So that won't do what I do: promote linux and other FOSS solutions. It is the honest way to go but it does not guarantee as many repeat customers

    3. Re:With great power come great... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 3, Funny

      I bet a ninja could stop your alliance of unstoppable destructive machines.

      Thats because Ninjas have Real Ultimate Power.

      Now, if a virus could somehow enact the power of 10,000 ninjas on the internet, then it would be unstoppable, they would all go and stab your webserver in the eye, and they wouldn't even flinch.

      [/tongue_in_cheek]

      Back in reality, I'm watching out for the lower level Router attacks, or an attack of some type on the DNS roots. Whilst we believe we have the infrastructure to cope, I believe it will be a much more serious problem than DoSing somebodies website. Only recently we had a scare, and the powers that be hushed up and covered up to give themselves some room.

      --
      liqbase :: faster than paper
    4. Re:With great power come great... by AllNicksWereTaken · · Score: 0

      The mIRC-X IRC Network... it closed down due to excessive bandwidth costs due to heavy DDoS attacks from an asshole who goes by the name of "Drag0nFly".

      It's a good thing the FBI is on his ass now.

    5. Re:With great power come great... by megarich · · Score: 1

      You may think you can control 10,000 machines, but at that stage of the game, 10,000 machines control you!!!!

      One person sometimes can barely control one machine let alone 10,000. I can see it now "yes! 10,000 machines in my control, I can own the rule..ooo..wait what's this, a critical error occur do you wish to send report now? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN YOUR MICROSOFT!!!!"

    6. Re:With great power come great... by Dmala · · Score: 3, Funny

      We really need to get the guy who does the voice of Invader Zim to read your post...

    7. Re:With great power come great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I bet a ninja could stop your alliance of unstoppable destructive machines.

      Thats because Ninjas have Real Ultimate Power.


      I eat ninjas. What power is mine?
    8. Re:With great power come great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would they release them into the wild after writing them? Quite a few viruses that are written are never released into the wild (though the source code may eventually leak out), but sent directly to the antivirus companies. This usually happens with proof of concept viruses such as bubbleboy, which was the first virus that spread simply by viewing an email in certain mail clients. It is quite possible that antivirus companies do write viruses themselves (possibly using virus toolkits) and then only share them with other companies, without even a single infection occuring.

  13. TANGERINE ALERT! by Badgerman · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think it's time to panic. We know virus writers always tell the truth and would never engage in deception or hyperbole. Therefore this must be true.

    I reccomend we immediately declare western civilization over to beat them to the punch.

    There, got my sarcasm out for the day. Now to go to work and refuel it.

    --
    "The Sage treasures Unity and measures all things by it" - Lao Tzu
    1. Re:TANGERINE ALERT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read it right here on the Internet, so it MUST be true!

  14. Re:VIRUSES calling each other out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hey Spydr! Nice English, did a Martian write it for you?!

    V I R U S E S !

    "Virii" is not a word in any language on this planet.

  15. all your base are belong to us by SirWhit · · Score: 1

    How can people write such amazing worms and viruses and yet still have such POOR language in their little manifesto messages?
    I just don't get these virus writers and their little comments. It seems like everytime you see a message, it was written by a kid (which is likely I suppose),someone really drunk, or someone really without command of the English language.

    "we wanna stop our activity"
    kind of reminds me of the tone of everyone's favorite...
    "someone set us up the bomb"

    1. Re:all your base are belong to us by Bunch'a+4th+Graders · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      My money says you're 3 for 3.

    2. Re:all your base are belong to us by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1, Interesting
      How can people write such amazing worms and viruses and yet still have such POOR language in their little manifesto messages?

      You don't read Slashdot much, do you? Look at the wonderful use of the word "your" for "you're" as well as the numerous renderings of "where"/"were"/"we're" or "their" and "there".

      Hmm, maybe the same folks who can't spell correctly on this site are the same ones writing these worms and viruses. Nawww, that couldn't be true.

      --
      We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
    3. Re:all your base are belong to us by it0 · · Score: 0

      English is not the native language for many hackers!

    4. Re:all your base are belong to us by DrJonesAC2 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Not to mention 'loose' for 'lose'.

    5. Re:all your base are belong to us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Two words: Script Kiddy.

      clueless lusers also help propagate this crap, any halfassed attempt at virus creation will result in a significant number of infections, because users have become increasing dim-witted and moronic as the years have progressed.

      Well more availability of internet access helps too I guess, but I prefer the former hypothesis.

    6. Re:all your base are belong to us by mikecron · · Score: 0

      kind of reminds me of the tone of everyone's favorite...
      "someone set us up the bomb"


      It's actually "someone set up us the bomb".

    7. Re:all your base are belong to us by qray · · Score: 1

      If it was a decent language people wouldn't mangle it. There are too many rules, too many exceptions to those rules. Learning a language should be easy. You should have it mastered by third grade.

      So I'm rather forgiving when it comes to spelling and grammar.

    8. Re:all your base are belong to us by ppz003 · · Score: 1

      "What you say?!"

      One of the first flash movies I ever saw is still funny today.

    9. Re:all your base are belong to us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are germans

    10. Re:all your base are belong to us by mistersooreams · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's not over-simplify things.

      For a start, not everyone that writes a virus is an idiot. Yes, there are hundreds of script kiddies re-using someone else's virus code, but somewhere down the line, there's a black hat who is coming up with some pretty smart code. Let's not group together all virus writers as idiots and thus underestimate the threat they pose, which is probably greater than ever.

      Secondly, they may have little command of the English language, but there's a fair chance they are not native English speakers. The majority of new viruses these days seem to be eminating from Russia, China, and South Korea (by no coincidence, the relatively unpoliced areas of the internet). Don't take their poor English syntax as a sign of stupidity!

      It seems we may be in grave danger of tarring all virus writers with the same brush. These guys may be black hats but they are not all stupid. Let's not leave ourselves vulnerable by assuming that they are.

    11. Re:all your base are belong to us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey dumbass it was the intro movie to Zero Wing, which predates flash.

    12. Re:all your base are belong to us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If it was a decent language people wouldn't mangle it.

      He says, in English.

      > You should have it mastered by third grade.

      I was certainly proficient enough to be conversational by third grade. Shame you weren't.

    13. Re:all your base are belong to us by megarich · · Score: 1

      because there all still in elemntary school or have an elementary school education :)

      there's probably only a handful of good written virus threats. the others are just using someone elses' code/hacks and what not...

    14. Re:all your base are belong to us by VocabularyNazi · · Score: 0
      because there all still in elemntary school or have an elementary school education
      did you mean "they're," ie, the abbreviatin for "they are" ? as opposed to meaning a location, eg, "over there"..seems your mastery of the English language leaves much to be desired as well.. Kettle, this is Pot. Pot, this is Kettle.
      --
      I will not be using Plan 9 in the creation of weapons of mass destruction to be used by nations other than the US.
  16. Re:Entymology by poohsuntzu · · Score: 0

    Because according to the Princeton definition:

    Caterpillar: a wormlike and often brightly colored and hairy or spiny larva of a butterfly or moth.

    It's not about the origination of the word, but that it looks worm-like.

    And a side note, it's "Etymology", not "Etymology" :)

    --
    "We're breaking out the ramen noodles. . . "
    "Really? Is it someone's birthday?"
  17. whoops by poohsuntzu · · Score: 0

    spelling error on my part, mispasted and didn't even catch it:

    ** it's "Etymology", not "Entymology"

    Funny irony in that, eh?

    --
    "We're breaking out the ramen noodles. . . "
    "Really? Is it someone's birthday?"
    1. Re:whoops by Himring · · Score: 0

      Etymology, of course, from the Greek: "etymos," meaning "true" and "logos" meaning "word" or, "the study of" ... i.e,. "the study of true word origins...."

      And that was an etymology of the word "etymology."

      Thank you, come again (running now)....

      --
      "All great things are simple & expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Churchill
  18. Re:Entymology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And a side note, it's "Etymology", not "Etymology" :)

    huh? looks the same to me. Did you mean to say it's Etymology not Entymology?

  19. Virus Facts by Himring · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm not sure those bigger AV companies will be able to protect themselves. They are slow in responding to threats much less threats against themselves.

    I put together this report for our project team recently. The sources are MCI, Verisign, et al (mostly, esecurityplanet.com article -- yes, google makes reports easy/fun).

    Wait time for AV fix
    (source: http://www.esecurityplanet.com/views/article.php/3 316511)
    Below marks the average wait time from release of virus to each company providing definitions to find/clean

    H:M Anti-Virus Program
    06:51 Kaspersky
    08:21 Bitdefender
    08:45 Virusbuster
    09:08 F-Secure
    09:16 F-Prot
    09:16 RAV
    09:24 AntiVir
    10:31 Quickheal
    10:52 InoculateIT-CA
    11:30 Ikarus
    12:00 AVG
    12:17 Avast
    12:22 Sophos
    12:31 Dr. Web
    13:06 Trend Micro
    13:10 Norman
    13:59 Command
    14:04 Panda
    17:16 Esafe
    24:12 A2
    26:11 McAfee
    27:10 Symantec
    29:45 InoculateIT-VET

    The averages vary from about 7 hours per virus to more than one full day (almost 30 hours). It's important to note two things about the figures in the table above:

    Some of the programs were able to detect some of the viruses in the testing period heuristically -- without needing an update. Ikarus, Quickheal, and Virusbuster were able to do this with the Dumaru.Y virus, whereas Norman and RAV were able to do it with Bagle.B. In those cases, the anti-virus program was assigned a response time of zero for that one virus. This reduced those vendors' average response times.

    On the other hand, A2 had not posted a signature for the Bagle.B virus within three days, when the test period ended. This program, therefore, was assigned a response time of 35 hours in this instance. If this virus had not been considered in the statistics, A2's average response time would have been reduced to 15:26 rather than 24:12.

    Hours to saturation/Dollar damage done by:

    Klez 2.5 hours $9B
    Sobig 10 hours $14B

    2003 overall virus damage $89B

    Average cost to patch and protect one workstation (includes AV, PM & FW): $234.

    Global spam decreased in August 2004 due to hurricanes (FL is the largest producer of global spam).

    --
    "All great things are simple & expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Churchill
    1. Re:Virus Facts by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

      Klez was a special case because it was also the first virus-worm hybrid. And it exploited a MIME vulnerability in Outlook Express that simply required opening the email to be infected.

    2. Re:Virus Facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where are the numbers for machines infected per unit of time? I believe it's been hypothesized that a fast spreading Internet virus could infiltrate all vulnerable systems in fifteen minutes.

    3. Re:Virus Facts by FireBook · · Score: 0, Troll

      >Hours to saturation/Dollar damage done by:

      >Klez 2.5 hours $9B
      >Sobig 10 hours $14B

      >2003 overall virus damage $89B

      These figures are absolute, total, complete, and utter BULLSHIT.
      Why is it that companies and people ever believe the crap about the 'cost' of virus infections that are invariably pulled out of thin air, and in most cases pulled out of said thin air by people being paid to do 'studies' by certain companies (the ones named in the post) with kinda vested interested in scare tactics.

      --
      My other OS is also FreeBSD
    4. Re:Virus Facts by snig64 · · Score: 1

      do you have a regression analysis or F-test of this "average time" and dollar amount?

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      http://dont.spam.me.anymore.com
  20. Im suprized it took this long by bblazer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why hadn't this happened sooner (if it really does happen)? I know companies like Microsoft and SCO are understandable targets fir these cretin, but wouldn't you think that their natural enemy would be the anti-viri firms? If this does come off, am anxious to see what the reaction is.

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    My .bashrc can beat up your .bashrc!
    1. Re:Im suprized it took this long by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's interesting that them writing more viruses to attempt to hurt their enemy actually helps their enemy, more viruses=more sales. Different for entities like MS, if I convert a person to Linux, that doesn't help MS......

    2. Re:Im suprized it took this long by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 1

      This has been around (in one form or another) since the beginnings of AV software.

      I wish I could remember the exact virus (anyone?), but there were several that would specifically try to infect a machine and disable anti-virus software from various venders, thus rendering the machine vulnerable to other virus attacks.

      If my memory of timeframe serves, this was a problem in Windows 3.1 and 95... so, we're talking "old news" about targeting AV firms (in a sense).

      I seem to recall there being DDOS attacks against LiveUpdate and some other main AV company channels not so long ago (but, not too recently, either... more like a couple of years ago). But, I have no links, so take that with a grain of salt.

      Still, AV companies getting threats from virus writers is hardly news. I mean, what would these writers expect AV companies to do... close shop and go away?

      I, too, am disappointed that this has made it onto any news channels... why not broadcast that Al Qaeda has announced the imminent demise of America again? 8P

      --
      Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie!" until you can find a rock.
    3. Re:Im suprized it took this long by Feanturi · · Score: 0, Troll

      Different for entities like MS, if I convert a person to Linux, that doesn't help MS...

      I'm not trying to troll here, but showing Linux to certain people *does* help MS. Linux still has a lot of work ahead of it before it's truly safe to expose various people to it. Do it now and a lot of them want to run away screaming.

  21. Re:VIRUSES calling each other out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    r u t311in m3 taht 1337 inst A l4ngooaje?????

  22. Re:VIRUSES calling each other out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "i thought we settled this a long time ago, the term varies depending on the number... viri for one, virii for two, viriii for three, viriv for four, virv for five, and so on..."

  23. Mydoom... by 2$+Crack+Whore · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I read somewhere that MyDoom was named because the virus when viewed in an ASCII viewer contains an amount of freetext that was meant to say 'mydomain' but instead it was mis-spelt in the virus to say 'mydoomain' - hence MyDoom.

    1. Re:Mydoom... by Matt_Joyce · · Score: 1

      More likely the AV employee thought it would be cool. When, oh when, will they start a using a more regulated nomenclature and taxonomy. Even one similar to hurricaine names, (next name on predetermined list), would be better. Perhaps just numbering them would take some of the fame and notoriety out of coding viruses.

  24. These script kiddies are not a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Think about it the last few years have seen some rather sloppy coded worms and virus. None of them have been intentionally malicious. I am worried about the guy sitting at home pissed off at the world and actually knowing what he is doing with a compiler. Virus scanners are a false sense of security, somebody that knows what he is doing can devastate most of the worlds networks in seconds. By the time the virus definitions are updated everything has gone black.

    1. Re:These script kiddies are not a problem by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

      But then again if a real killer worm did appear then it's likely that the subsequent wailing and gnashing of teeth would force a certain software company to get their shit together

      And you can bet your life that the PHBs of the world would make sure their companies started using multiple O/S solutions.

      So all in all it may prove a good thing in the long term.

      I however would not notice as I would still be talking to my secret overlords via my trusty teletype.

      --
      Sky subscribers are morons. They pay to be advertised at !
    2. Re:These script kiddies are not a problem by dragonitti · · Score: 0

      That is why the current AV companies don't work. Because they need to update. Why don't they give it a rest? I'll tell you why, because they have spent billions of dollars on this approach, and keep trying to convince the public that it's the best solution when it isn't.

  25. That leaves... by Dracolytch · · Score: 1, Funny

    Let's see here, if you go for the old tin-foil belief that the virus companies write the virii to create a need for their software, and the attacks are real... Hmmm.

    F-Secure: Check
    Symantec: Check
    Trend Micro: Check
    McAfee: Check

    So that leaves... grisoft, Avast, and a couple dozen smaller companies. It's a conspiracy! THE BASTARDS!

    ~D

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    This sig has been enciphered with a one-time pad. It could say almost anything.
  26. Mild threat by tmoore09 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The threat of a DOS attack is quite mild to actually writing truly malicious code. Something along the lines of repartitioning the harddrive and reformat the drives upon reboot. The viruses that we have seen have been mainly to slow or disconnect the victim from the network. I feel there could be worse scenarios that could happen besides what we have seen thus far.

    1. Re:Mild threat by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A DOS-attack isn't "quite mild" when your business depends on your internet connection (e.g. Amazone). Not to mention the bill for all that extra traffic.

    2. Re:Mild threat by BigGerman · · Score: 1

      the "problem" is that to be efficient, a virus needs to preserve the host. The reformatted machine is useless for prolifiration of the virus because it no longer runs it. The "best" viruses [screw grammar] are the ones to strike perfect balance between the reproduction and doing damage to the host.

    3. Re:Mild threat by mortonda · · Score: 1

      A virus that destroys a computer quickly is also a very poor vector, because it doesn't live long enough to infect others. The most explosive viruses have been ones that did no other damage than to reproduce. Of course, this causes DoS's on networks, but the computer is still happily infected.

    4. Re:Mild threat by Daedala · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There are worse threats. Right now, virus writers seem to be distracted by the easy money from spam, botnets, etc. I'm not sure this is bad. I think I'd rather be cluttering the net with more spam than rewriting my hard drives. Fortunately, my sistem has been, if not hardened, at least pretty thoroughly gelled.

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      What I say does not represent the views of my employers, my friends, my cats, or myself.
    5. Re:Mild threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you think small...

      write zeros to the first 5 bytes of the bios, force reboot.

      this is more devastating, easier, faster and can cuase more hell than anything else I can think of.

    6. Re:Mild threat by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      In a strange way, this is why AIDS is so devistating in the real world. A virus that simply made you explode when infected would be short lived (or instantly formatting your hard drive in the computer world), but a virus that can go virtually undetected because of a lack of symptoms for years while it spreads to others, has a better chance of replicating itself onto as many hosts as possible.

      You are correct, the most successful organisms (worms/viruses in this case) preserve the host in order to spread, while consuming enough to survive but not enough to kill the host or get noticed.

      --
      Tequila: It's not just for breakfast anymore!
    7. Re:Mild threat by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      I keep reading the term "DOS" as in the Microsoft Operating System DOS, rather than Denial of Service. Maybe DOS fits that OS anyway, or at least Microsoft.

      --
      Having a smoking section in a public restaurant is like having a peeing section in a public swimming pool.
    8. Re:Mild threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does this Amazone business offer ?
      Naked ladies with spears ?

    9. Re:Mild threat by Travy.b · · Score: 0


      The threat of a DOS attack is quite mild to actually writing truly malicious code. Something along the lines of repartitioning the harddrive and reformat the drives upon reboot. The viruses that we have seen have been mainly to slow or disconnect the victim from the network.

      Thats the whole idea.... so they stay alive long enough to continue living. The reason we don't have a huge problem with the Ebola virus is because it kills people within a localised area so fast it doesn't get the chance to spread over a larger geographic area.

      If a virus did indeed manage to do the damage you speak of, it would gain minimal coverage, because after run once it has killed itself in the process.

  27. Just Give In by syntap · · Score: 1

    Maybe if we gave the virus writers what they want they will leave us alone. I tired of the senseless mass killing of computers... you'd think they were doing this for fun.

    1. Re:Just Give In by RiffRafff · · Score: 1

      "Maybe if we gave the virus writers what they want they will leave us alone."

      What are you, French?

      --
      "I might have made a tactical error in not going to a physician for 20 years." -- Warren Zevon
  28. Re:Virii??? by nick-less · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think you'll find the plural is 'viruses'

    yeah sure, next time you gonna tell us that the plural of box is boxes and not boxen...

  29. Actually by Ardanwen · · Score: 1

    The silly thing about HIV (AIDS) isn't that it's killing off your immune system.. AFAIUnderstand, healthy CD4+ T-helper cells (the type of immune cells you're losing when you're HIV+) that come in contact with an infected CD4+ T-helper cell tend to self-destruct.

    If we're going to try and translate that to computerviruses and a computers' immune system.. Oh well, let's try.

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    Virus enters computer. Establishes infection. It shuts down a few processes, including some of the popular virus scanners, and alters a host file to mess with updates. New tools to remove the virus are developed on the web, and the virus gets update from a server on sealand which processes now to kill. - arms race. Whoever gets the update first, wins.

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    An HIV analogy would assume a host of virus scanners slowly being deminished on your computer, and mainly because virus scanners infected with the virus cause other virus scanners to crash. We're not there yet :)

    I have a few friends that have 2-3 virus scanners on their pc, but that never seemed a very good solution to me.

    1. Re:Actually by zeropointentity · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm a doctor. Really. No seriously! Believe me dude. Believe me! I'm even a better doctor than I am a karma whore! I was simply thinking along the lines that, if the creators of such virUSES were to attack the entities responsilble for null and voiding a virus, they'd be trying something a little more creative than just a DOS attack. As far as I know, a DOS is rather temporary. Which is a pointless victory in war.

  30. OOh OOH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please tell us more about your great 'bi' mac....

    DO NOT refer to it a dual processor, but as 'bi'...

    check his journal on Macslash....
    Wednesday June 09, 04
    03:04 AM - The bi-2,5GHz is here
    OK, the AppleStore is currently closed but my Swiss reseller has it now : the bi 2,5GHz has come, it is sold for the same price has the bi-2GHz which has dropped in price to its younger sibling's former price. Other specs seems to be the same as previously (160GB, 512MB...)
    http://macslash.org/~mirko/journal/
    Yea...your not teh ghey!

  31. Why are all these Anti-Virus people using windows? by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just so they can use their produts to protect themselfs from viruses. I would trust an Anti-Virus Company more if they were runinning OpenBSD or some other Secure OS. Yea sure they make anti-virus for windows but that is because they know that windows is insecure. Becideds if someone wants a virus to spread they just kill the updates for the anti-virus.

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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  32. I guess they didn't get the memo by crawdaddy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So much for the traditional arguments made by virus writers that they're trying to force better security practices. Either that, or running anti-virus software isn't considered a security practice by virus writers.

  33. Diversion by aralin · · Score: 2, Informative
    Pardon me, for being sarcastic and a little paranoid, but if would be a anti-virus company creating more work for myself and more dough for my shareholders by letting out occasional virus out, there would be no better diversion than aiming at destroying myself and taunting other virus writters so they write more and better the next time.

    Nah, ... maybe I am too paranoid, this time...

    --
    If programs would be read like poetry, most programmers would be Vogons.
  34. Halt and Catch fire. by Zarniwoop_Editor · · Score: 1, Funny
    "It will then invoke the secret self-destruct command held over from the original IBM PC's 8086 command set."

    Ah, Fond memories of the old HCF ( Halt and catch fire) op code. ;-)

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    - F1 NEWS
  35. A kiddie scorned? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Funny
    Is this from the same virus line that had a "script kiddie looking for job" string in it? Maybe he's just pissed off because Sasser/Netsky author got one and he didn't?

    He should include his full résumé, address and phone number in the next one.

    --
    One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    1. Re:A kiddie scorned? by Smiffa2001 · · Score: 1

      Nice idea, that way they can stuff themselves.... And probably will too. (Hi btw, first post ever..... Humour and intelligence will hopefully improve)

    2. Re:A kiddie scorned? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I'd be willing to review his résumé for him first. (The $250,000 US for turning him in would be sweet.)

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  36. Why tell them? by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the MyDoom writers want to mess up antivirus companies, why don't they just do it and be totally quiet about it? The only thing worse than an attack is one that you don't see coming. To top that off, they could have made a different virus to attack antivirus firms and make the antivirus firms think it was the netsky writers that did it. And then someone could make a movie about it and play it on TNT because they know drama.

    1. Re:Why tell them? by really? · · Score: 1

      If the companies got hit and hurt it'd be embarrasing; but, soon enough people would say, "Well, it can't be helped. Nobody is perfect ...etc"
      Now, if you make a big deal out of "warning" the companies, and then hit and hurt them ... that's WAY more embarrasing. No?

      --

      "Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are the dead." A. Huxley
    2. Re:Why tell them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more likely that the virus writers' egos are causing the taunts. A stealth attack would be clever. Announcing it is just stupid. This reinforces the claim that the virus was written by kids.

  37. Anti-Virus software is dangerous by Secrity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is the very reason why depending upon anti-virus software is dangerous. Anti-virus software causes people to become less careful about computer security. Becoming less careful about computer security because you have anti-virus software is something like driving less carefully because you believe that airbags will keep you safe in the event of a car accident.

    1. Re:Anti-Virus software is dangerous by rednip · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Becoming less careful about computer security because you have anti-virus software is something like driving less carefully because you believe that airbags will keep you safe in the event of a car accident.
      But Air Bags can save your life, I don't feel right riding in a car without a full set. While some people who use Anti-virus may use their systems uwisely, I however suspect that most people who take the time to install, buy and update the license, are more aware of the problem, not less. The real problem is people who don't care.

      The thing that worries me the most about Anti-virus is automatic updates, timed system scans, with unattended repairs, just think that if the update server was compromised (yea, I know *really* far fetched). A black hat could change the definition to read "destroy all .exe files" and/or .jpg, etc. I have my calendar remind me once a month to do Anti-virus and Spybot system scans, but I will not set them to automatic.

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      The force that blew the Big Bang continues to accelerate.
    2. Re:Anti-Virus software is dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Air Bags can save your life, I don't feel right riding in a car without a full set.

      No no no silly. Air bags don't save lives, Weatherbug saves lives! It told me so when I tried to deinstall it! No kidding!

    3. Re:Anti-Virus software is dangerous by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      I occasionally make use of a virus scanner when I have questions about a particular file from an untrusted source. The rest of the time, the scanner doesn't run, no auto-protect needed. Often there isn't even one installed on any of my machines, it's just pointless. When people ask me what I use for virus protection I point to my head, but that's where the conversation gets tricky. I wind up recommending NAV or PC-Cillin because the subject of careful computing goes a lot deeper than "don't just click on everything". I warn them that they are still at the mercy of their own silliness even with such automated protection, but beyond that I don't have time to really get into it with them. Is there an "Internet Security for Utter Fools" book out there that one can point to?

    4. Re:Anti-Virus software is dangerous by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, it's more like feeling safe driving at highway speeds knowing you can survive if you (or the guy next to you) fuck up. Without seat belts, air bags, collapsing steering columns, etc., the only way to have this confidence would be to drive no more than 15 mph at any time.

      Oh wait, I live in Los Angeles. People DO drive 15 mph. Never mind...

      Mal-2

      --
      How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.
    5. Re:Anti-Virus software is dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My car has airbags and a bullbar, i don't even need brakes.

  38. I for one welcome our new vital overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really I hope this pans out. Figting viri is fun at work. Its an excuse not to be doing stupid PHB things like rearrange the data room to make it look cooler but be impossible to get to anything or work in. Not to mention as a Linux user at home, other then the slowness this will create on my internet connection, I can't imagine anything more entertaining then a battle between Crackers and AV firms(assumeing they are not the same people) being played out on countless thousands of windows desktops and servers. It may as a side effect create a real market for diversity in the computer industry again.

  39. Re:Virii??? by stanmann · · Score: 1

    virii dates back almost 20 years and was coined as psuedo-latin in order to easily distinguish between computer virii and biological viruses, in the plural. It isn't an attempt at sophistication merely clarity. Some use it, some don't, some mock. Had it caught on, it would have simplified the language we use.

    --
    Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  40. Revamp IT infrastructure by wimbor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sometimes I wonder if it wouldn't be cheaper to just revamp the whole IT infrastructure.

    Let's say all companies in all countries, the governements and the IT suppliers join hands and pay into one large "IT fund" or donate research time and development for a joint new technology.

    At the same time governements all over the world passes legislation to increase the reponsibility of IT vendors like e.g. Microsoft (faster bug fixes required by law, free bug fixes, longer free support, better en safer Windows code, ...) and up-to-date legislation to procecute virus writer and so on.

    We use these measures to:

    1) Get rid of x86/WinTel and all its legacy technology and software (no more ISA, no more IRQ, no more Win/DOS compatibility, ....) and move to something decent (PowerPC? Heck, even MS goes to PowerPC for the future XBOX, so why not for PC's...)

    2) Get rid of Windows altogether and create a decent replacemnt for it without legacy and backwards compatability

    3) All governements by Apple Machines and Mac OS X at huge discounts: already a huge step forward in security of our personal information and files.

    I think this would enhance competition, drive the economy forward, foster future new developments and maybe get rid of monopolies and get decent competition in the IT market... and be a lot cheaper than the combined cost of all anti-virus licenses, and hidden costs of lost productivity and fall-out of current attacks...

    I know... I know... I'm dreaming eh... Some forces would be against this... Damn....

    1. Re:Revamp IT infrastructure by NardofDoom · · Score: 1
      All governements by Apple Machines and Mac OS X at huge discounts: already a huge step forward in security of our personal information and files.

      I'm about as big a fanboy as there is, but if the government switched over to any one OS, there would be people writing exploits for that OS, even if it were Linux or OS X.

      The best bet is to pick the right OS for the job, and give people autonomy to find the right solution. Diversifying the systems means that any one exploit won't bring the whole government down.

      That being said, there's no reason 80% of the government couldn't switch to Linux or OS X. My dad is a Federal Official and all he uses his PC for is email, web, and some light word processing, mostly reading documents.

      --
      You have two hands and one brain, so always code twice as much as you think!
    2. Re:Revamp IT infrastructure by Control+Group · · Score: 1
      Some forces?

      Yeah, like me. I don't particularly feel like replacing all my existing hardware and software, thanks. Even if I could, which would imply millions of developer hours spent on porting.

      You're not dreaming, you're having a nightmare.

      --

      Reality has a conservative bias: it conserves mass, energy, momentum...
    3. Re:Revamp IT infrastructure by megarich · · Score: 1

      That may work, until one of the workers turns over to the dark side and then were at square one all over again.......

      when you working with soo many people, there are bound to be traitors...

    4. Re:Revamp IT infrastructure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, while we're at it, lets create world peace, racial equality, and we can end disease and famine!

      Keep on dreaming pal.

  41. Bah... by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1

    this monkey has nothing on Witchiepoo

  42. Without a doubt, I would by thrill12 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am just the average Joe, who is brainwashed by such renowned companies as Microsoft into believing that it is not the software companies that make the mistakes, but the people who make the things that cause the mistakes to trigger!

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    Slashdot: stuff for news, nerds that matter, matter for news, stuff that nerd
  43. Writing virues senseless by failedlogic · · Score: 0

    I'm sure I won't find much disagreement here on /. for saying that computer viruses are a pain in the ass, cause economic damage, and waste otherwise productive hours of people's time to "disinfect" computers.

    What is the point in writing these things in the first place? I might understand the virus writer having a self-esteem problem and writing virues boosts his/her ego. Other reasons escape me. Any takers?

    1. Re:Writing virues senseless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a challenge, pure and simple. Not to mention the adversarial nature that this has taken:

      "... Hypponen wrote that he was astonished virus writers continued to create worms when they knew there was a USUS$250,000 bounty for information leading to their capture."

      And I'm astonished that Bin Laden ($25MM bounty) continues to elude us and people on the FBI's top ten list ($5MM, $1MM, etc) aren't captured. Geez!

    2. Re:Writing virues senseless by DLWormwood · · Score: 3, Interesting
      What is the point in writing these things in the first place? I might understand the virus writer having a self-esteem problem and writing virues boosts his/her ego. Other reasons escape me. Any takers?

      I wish I still had the e-mails handy, but I once communicated with a reformed Mac virus writer in the mid-90's. (The Mac platform had a minor virus epidemic in the late-80's to early-90's before the Windows platform overshadowed it.)

      His explanation at the time was that both the Mac and Windows APIs felt very "constrained" at the time, and he wanted to experiment with what parts of the OS functionality were usable in certain contexts. IIRC, he was one of the first to exploit an old "UI drawing resource" security flaw that was patched during the System 7 era.

      Prior to the 'Net, most virus writers wrote the things out of curiosity or accident, since a computer's primary function is to simply copy and move numerical data. That's essential what a virus or worm is: a mere data replicator. Now that most PC are connected to a worldwide network, unvetted data copying is considered dangerous by many. This is partly why some in the business and media worlds regard P2P sharing and open source as part of the same "underground" as virus writing and software piracy. Most end users nowadays have completely forgotten that computers are simply Xerox copiers at a fundamental level.

      --
      Those who complain about affect & effect on /. should be disemvoweled
  44. Re:Why are all these Anti-Virus people using windo by Errtu76 · · Score: 1

    Sorry to say, but there's absolutely nothing in your post that makes sense. Not trusting a company because of the OS they run?

    And: 'because they know that windows is insecure' ?? Windows isn't any more insecure than your favorite BSD or Linux distro. It's how it's configured that makes it secure or not.

    'if someone wants a virus to spread they just kill the updates for the anti-virus' : oh yeah, why didn't they think of that before? I have no idea how you plan to 'kill' the update though, since that's different for every AV and you'll need to find a way to build that into your virus.

    *shrug*

  45. That's why... by CrazyDwarf · · Score: 1

    Really was just a matter of time before an assault. It's a war. Virii vs. the White ('blood cell') Knights. The worst disease in the world is AIDS, not because it kills directly, but because it inhibits immunity entirely. After your anti-virus software is nuked, the most basic of hacks could nail your pc.

    I got one of those full body condoms and put my computer in it. :-)

    --
    It's easy to stand out when the general level of competence is so low.
  46. good thinking by DrMyke · · Score: 0

    sounds like buisness competition to me, whats a better way to knock out your competition than to release a worm only aimed at their faults?

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    -DrMyke
    "mmmmmmmmm, doughnuts" - H.J.Simpson; super genius
  47. Internet=insecure by j0kkk3l · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't ever mention again internet and secure in one sentence. it isn't secure and never will be. Just as commuting to work will never be secure. There are only different levels of security: if you go by car (Windows), bike (Amiga ;)), bus (Linux) or train (OS X).

    1. Re:Internet=insecure by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      Some would say that a Windows crash is more like a train wreck than a car wreck.

      --
      Having a smoking section in a public restaurant is like having a peeing section in a public swimming pool.
  48. Creating the market by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1


    Sounds like the virus was written to help the antivirus companies justify their existence.

    Hackers are stalking your children online...

    Booga booga!

    1. Re:Creating the market by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Wow this is too good to be true. If Symantec and Mcafee goes to hell, then windows too might be in jeopardy. The OS is already until attack from spyware and adware to every degree.

      Is 2005 the year linux rules the corporate world? 2006? I don't know about ruling at home since games are still a factor.

  49. Re:The Problem with Zombies by mrtroy · · Score: 1

    Hahaha

    Make OS's more secure? hahahahahahhahahahaah

    First off, both companies that build OS's and antivirus companies have quareterly earnings to meet, can we risk that not happening?

    Also, on a serious note, individuals need to be more reponsible for the security of their own machine. We are in an age where more people have fast computers on fast internet connections, and people are going to exploit their ignorance.

    This is a problem that is not going to go away quickly, because those individual users are not going to change quickly, and there is no financial reason for OS companies to make better software.

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    [I can picture a world without war, without hate. I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it]
  50. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly. I am tired of giving these panty wastes something to get off to everytime they log on to the internet. Get a life and do something productive with it.

    Some 300 pound fat kid with acne, no self esteem and no ambition to do anything besides play video games an eat cheesey poofs gets bored one day. So he starts reading the Anarchists Handbook he downloaded. He visits "warez" 'sites and adopts an online handle with an inconceivable combination of letters and numbers that somehow translates to "Lord of My Domain and All Underwear Found Therein." Of course, his domain includes his room, his basement if he's luck and his driveway if no one is outside to make fun of him for picking his nose. And the only underwear "Therein" are pairs of his holey tighty whitey's and maybe some granny panties he stole from his sisters drawer that he's convinced himself belong to Marybeth Marchovschy, the head of the cheerleading squad. He still has no self esteem, but now he has a hobby besides touching himself while watching scrambled porn.

    Fastforward. Some 500 pound Jabba the Hut rolls around all day in his house on a wheel chair paid for by my taxes because Fat Bastard is morbidly obese and too lazy to walk around. He would probably have a heart attack if he tried. He tried his hand at real coding, but Sam's C++ in 24 hours is not enough to get any of his submissions to the Open Sources Tiddly Winks project he has been ghosting for 2 years. What he can really do well is hack code other people wrote trial and error style. So he finds a virus floating around out there and hacks it up and spits it out and suddenly a plague is unleased upon the computing world becuase Jabba would not take a Butterfinger out of his mouth long enough to say hello to anyone and gain some self esteem and become a productive member of society.

    But now he is 1337, now he brings companies to their knees, now he threatens the Anti-Virus companies who are trying to take away his precious. Now...he is making fun of a 500 pound Lard Ass in a wheelchair halfway across the state/country/continent/world for hacking up some code and spreading a virus. Just go roll yourself, wheelchair and all, into your neighbor's pool before your folds of skin provide a incubation space for some new super mold what will kill everyone in the world who can walk farther than you can spit. Ironically, although you will ultimately remove your seed from the gene pool using a swimming pool, you traded your chances at poisoning the human race with your genetic material for an all night Diablo session.

    We are being intimidated by that?!?

  51. Re:VIRUSES calling each other out... by Stalks · · Score: 1

    modded interesting? ROFL

  52. Re:Why are all these Anti-Virus people using windo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no windows really is insecure.

    go look at the core windows packages vs a comparable linux/bsd distro.

    which is more secure.

  53. Has anyone thought about this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    A virus that performs a Denial of Service attack against the "automatic update" servers used to keep the client av software up to date?

    You then have a virus that is attacking the 1 thing that can "defeat" it, thus the virus "wins" as it has effectivly knocked out the source of the antidote (providing the virus is able to spread at a very fast rate for the initial 12 or so hours).

    There is quite a lot of research on the web regarding the speed at which viruses spread and the # of hosts infected in the first X hours, which makes for interesting reading.

    To do it properly the virus shouldnt have any hardcoded IP addresses or domain names but instead seek the server name(s) from the (registry|av-binary|where ever it is stored). Other virus have failed in the past because l33t master coders were stupid enough to hard code a list of IP addresses.

    A fast spreading virus that could do as described IMO would be a truely "successful" ground breaking virus, and it would certainly be interesting to see how the AV companies react to that.

    (Im NOT suggesting, nor encouraging it to be done, just looking at an idea from a problem solving / technical implementation POV).

    Jason

    1. Re:Has anyone thought about this.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cleaning up from such an attack would be a real pain. Specifically, if the DDOS simply downloaded and discarded the virus updates, then the updates would have to occur through another mechanism, which would be a big pain in the butt. I hope that the anti-virus companies have provided for the contengency. In this respect, it's better that we have a press release rather than some virus writer actually doing it.

    2. Re:Has anyone thought about this.. by dragonitti · · Score: 0

      This will potentially wipe out the anti-virus companies that use automatic updates as a means of battling viruses. But what about the companies that do not use updates to battle viruses? What about the companies that have products that need no updating? They do exist.

  54. Re:Ehh...They use linux. by vettemph · · Score: 0

    They're not so stupid as to use windows products, they use linux so that they don't get any viruses on their desktop systems. :)

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    The government which is strong enough to protect you from everything is strong enough to take everything from you.
  55. Re:"Worm"? by prescot6 · · Score: 1

    I'm no bugologist or anything, but isn't that thing an inch worm? Caterpillars walk with their little legs, not scoot along like that.

    But as I said, IANAB.

  56. Re:Virii??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  57. English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by syrinx · · Score: 5, Informative

    One virus. Two or more viruses. No other plural is acceptable.

    "Virii" is wrong.
    "Viri" is wrong.
    "Viriii" is wrong.
    "Virodes" is wrong.
    "Virusen" is wrong.
    "Viruss" is wrong.
    "Virus" as the plural is wrong unless you're speaking Latin, and even then it's not really a plural so much as a collective singular noun.
    ANYTHING THAT IS NOT "VIRUSES" IS WRONG.

    http://www.linuxmafia.com/~rick/faq/plural-of-vi ru s.html

    I am fully in support of a keyboard that, whenever the letters "v" "i" "r" "i" "i" are typed sequentially, then administers a fatal electric shock to the typist.

    --
    Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur.
    1. Re:English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which dictionary are you using? Oh, the one that has 'bootylicious' in it now? Language changes. Deal with it.

    2. Re:English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa, someone's got one too many sticks in the ol' cornhole!

    3. Re:English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by zBoD · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the lesson. Now go and read the jargon files and learn why some words have fancy spellings or plurals. It's not "correct english", but nobody (except you aparently) thinks slashdot is the place for "correct english".

      One virus, two or more virii.

      Phreaking, phishing, boxen, hax0rz. W00t.

      --
      BoD
    4. Re:English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by Jack9 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I say virii and get paid to do so. As english is a high context language, your little diatribe helps "educate" in no meaningful way. Toodles.

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    5. Re:English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by Paralizer · · Score: 1

      "Virii" is an acceptable plural of "virus". There is some controversy over it, but it's rather silly. It seems the only people who really care are those who don't recognize it as a word, those who do don't mind people saying "viruses".

      There is more information about it here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virii.

    6. Re:English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by Glog · · Score: 1

      Hmm, plural of "locus" is "loci" - go figure...

    7. Re:English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The poster is educating you on correct usage of the word "virus". What more do you want?

      Everyone who has a basic understanding of latin knows you are a pretentious prick who uses a language he doesn't understand. There are people in your office who know Latin and every time they hear/see you use "virii", they know you don't know you have a limited understanding of human history and civilization, and ultimately the entire world around you. You simply cannot be a leader with any significant influence in this world without some understanding of latin.

      I can pay you to get on your knees and suck my dick, it doesn't mean you are anything special in this world. In fact, getting paid to do anything is poor justification for erroneous behavior.

      Enjoy your life as a peon.

      Toodles.

    8. Re:English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by SlackGirl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where's Bob the Angry Flower when you need him?

    9. Re:English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hay Grammer Natsi, Goe Fuk Yurself!

    10. Re:English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by kesuki · · Score: 1

      One virus two virus three virus four....
      Virus is one of those sheep like works that is both singular and plural :p I have 1 sheep, but his flock of sheep is over 100. "symantec has over 10,000 active virus maintained on a set of specialized hardware..." Using viruses, is as ignoramus as using virii..
      And hey, I can EVEN cite the use of virus as plural here.
      View all virus threats link All meaning plural, hense virus is the correct word to use for 1 virus or 10,000 virus. and you got +4 informative hah!

    11. Re:English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phew. You scared me for a minute--I control content on that page, and I was afraid I'd goofed. But no, it's good.

      You're dead wrong. One virus, two viruses. But: one virus threat, two virus threats. The word "threat" is the noun, and the word "virus" was used as an adjective. It's like "one car engine, two car engines."

      Posted anonymously for obvious reasons.

    12. Re:English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by kesuki · · Score: 1

      Virus is latin, not engish you insensitive clod!
      scroll down a bit to get the virus as plural argument
      Viruses is a bastardised gramatically aqward word, and using it would get you mocked, and possiblly stoned to death in the holy roman empire.
      Virus meaning Venom, and equivalent to ios which is greek for poison Doesn't have a 'pluralized' version in all the historical record for a simple reason. Virus Is as plural as you need for virus. While in english you can have venoms and poisons, in all the history of the holy roman empire there was only virus.

    13. Re:English, motherfucka, do you speak it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time will tell right? So did you win?

  58. Surprising that the Editors let this through by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is one step up from some article stating that Coyboy Neal is going to take over the world.

    (I for one welcome our new Coyboy Neal overlord.)

    Seriously - it's just trash talk. Nothing really "actionable" about it, and highly suspcious. What are they going to do?

  59. So there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    My Doom3 is better than your MyDoom! Nyeah!

  60. 1337, motherfucka, do you speak it? by germaniumdiode · · Score: 2, Funny

    Um, this isn't "Slashdot, news for english majors..."

  61. Viruses are boring... by DroopyStonx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    These viruses/worms don't do a damn thing.

    You know what would be a great virus/worm? One that totally fucks up the partitions on your hard drive forcing you to reformat and lose all your data.

    Now THAT would be a funny virus. Imagine that getting spread across corporate america... you think it cost a lot to take 3 minutes out of the day to update virus defs and do a scan? Wait till you need to take hours out to reformat and reinstall.

    These are what worms/viruses should be. Not this "Hacked by chinese" bullshit.

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    1. Re:Viruses are boring... by ppswede · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is also the reason no such viruses infect computers on a large scale - just like parasites in the nature. A parasite that kills it's host and prevents it from spreading will in effect limit it's own spreading of genes/offspring... Now, a virus that spreads epidemically like the recent ones has, and at a given point destroys boot sectors or partition tables, now that would be funny..

    2. Re:Viruses are boring... by kbrannen · · Score: 1
      Now, a virus that spreads epidemically like the recent ones has, and at a given point destroys boot sectors or partition tables, now that would be funny.

      I'm surprised we haven't seen this yet; thank goodness for most virus writers being "script kiddies".

      The one I'd be fearful of would be a virus that spreads slowly so you don't notice it by your bandwidth being sucked dry; and the payload is it searches out Excel files and changes all "3" into "8" and "7" into "1" and saves the file back. What that would do to the CFO's and managers of America (or the world) is amusing to consider.

    3. Re:Viruses are boring... by droleary · · Score: 1

      Now, a virus that spreads epidemically like the recent ones has, and at a given point destroys boot sectors or partition tables, now that would be funny..

      If you want to be a really tricky black hat, exploit what real parasites don't have access to: a global communications network. I'm thinking that the "given point" you suggest could be something like a reverse deadman's switch; if you lose contact with the machine that infected you for more than a day, then you implode. So if someone finds they've been infected, cleaning the system runs the risk of them destroying all the systems of friends/family/whoever they screwed over by allowing the virus to propagate. Hell, make it pop up a dialog that explicitly tells the user "Hey, you've been infected with the Vampire*69 virus, so you better not run any anti-virus programs or shut your computer off." That would be a wonderfully brutal lesson.

  62. The message read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The message read: "Lucky's Av's ;P~. Sasser author gets IT security job and we will work with Mydoom, P2P worms and exploit codes. Also we will attack f-secure, symantec, trendmicro, mcafee, etc. The 11th of march is the skynet day lol. When the beagle and mydoom loose, we wanna stop our activity <== so Where is the Skynet now? lol."

    One wonders if we should be more scared of the spreading misuse of the english language (lol) than by virii...

  63. Destroy the virus writers by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    If a handful of major governments would just post some big bounties for these idiiots, the problem would oson solve itself.

    1. Re:Destroy the virus writers by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Yes, all crime should have large bounties atached to them. It could cut down on the need for a large police force and it may actually start catching criminals.

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  64. h3y n00b by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any company's computers, even the best AV writers, are vulnerable to 1st day infections

    hey noob, its called 0day .

  65. What about Clam AV? by mortonda · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In my experience, it should be at the top of the list.

  66. Re:Why are all these Anti-Virus people using windo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You ~obviously~ don't know squat about OpenBSD.

    You must be a consultant...

    Try getting your "information" off the back of a different cereal box next time.

  67. How it's configured... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    And: 'because they know that windows is insecure' ?? Windows isn't any more insecure than your favorite BSD or Linux distro. It's how it's configured that makes it secure or not.


    Right, if Windows is configured to not run any services and not be on the network it's C2 secure.

    If you do any of those things it contains many network-exploitable 'root-level' vulnerabilities. Even if you follow the 65-page NSA documents on how to secure Windows.

    As shipped, OpenBSD has had only a couple of these in the past several years. Windows has had more than a hundred.

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    1. Re:How it's configured... by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      I thought Windows had a C2 rating? Or was that just a specific version?

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  68. Why hasn't this been done before? by Zone-MR · · Score: 1

    This is actually a big problem... worms have successfully managed to DDoS some *major* sites.

    Now what if the target of a DDoS was AV companies live update servers?

    Anti-virus programs would not be able to download virus signatures against the new worms, making them ineffective unless manually updated. :o

    1. Re:Why hasn't this been done before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was on the bus telling someone that I had worms in my laptop and this woman gave me a really disgusted look.

    2. Re:Why hasn't this been done before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot has managed to DDoS some major sites too.

  69. We need at least one by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So, lets not provoke the smart virus writers who can write one for OS X if they put enough time and effort in. Lets stay low key as long as possible

    We need a good Mac OS X virus to get us out of the '0' column.

    As it is people can claim there simply isn't anybody interested in writing Mac OS X viruses. At least if we got one they'd have to admit it's just damn hard.

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  70. Dr Solly says NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I seriously doubt Virus company write their own virus and release into the wild

    see this post from
    Dr Solly (aka the original Dr Solomon Virus company

    in short to confirm the parent poster, no they don't write them.

  71. We need to find James Winklee! by banausikos · · Score: 1

    He needs to be held accountable for this mess!

  72. Watch out McAfee by JustAnotherReader · · Score: 1
    And are promising to attack the antivirus companies

    Let's hope the folks McAfee are smart enough not to open an email attachment from freehotchicks@VxIxAxGxRxA.com

  73. Thoughts and musings on releasing malicious code by gd23ka · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Thoughts and musings on how to release malicious code onto the internet while being physically present in a state hostile to the United States of America and targetting assets of that hostile state, causing a maximum of damage while making it nearly impossible to be traced or identified.

    First of all, access to the internet has to be completely anonymous. Many people have used their personal internet access or the one at work. Malicious code _will_ be traced back to the orginating internet access by security agencies of states hostile against the United States of America.

    Anonymous access to the internet is easily possible from:
    a) unsecured wireless access points
    b) internet cafes

    Since many public and private places in states that are hostile to the United States are nowadays under 24h covert video surveillance, unsecured wireless access points are safest. The safest way to use an unsecured access point would be from a car travelling at the maximum speed possible for a notebook on board to find a path through an unsecured access point to the internet. The malicious code package however should not be released directly to the internet but onto the first vulnerable system after the AP that has access to the internet. When using the AP the physical MAC-address of the wireless adaptor must not be used for obvious reasons, the card should be programmed with a new MAC-address. After releasing the malicious code package the notebook should immediately securely erase all traces of the malicious code package, the delivery system and the secure eraser. The secure erasure of the mentioned components should also be triggerable by a single keypress. The notebook should be kept under sufficient power and in a state where secure erasure can be triggered at all times (disable screensaver, power low standby etc.). The secure erasure should also be triggered when the notebook is about to enter a state where the secure erasure can not be triggered and completed (low power, etc.). The notebook should not be hooked up to the car's battery nor should any antennas or fixtures be evident that reveal the notebook is being actively used in the car. The warmth of the notebook in operation is not explainable therefore appropiate navigational software and a GPS mouse should be present. It is important to avoid areas where the car could leave identifiable tire tracks. If possible avoid entering zones of known video surveillance or zones where searches by hostile forces can be expected. I know this sounds paranoid but shit happens.

    The malicious code should be wrapped into an installer that hides the malicious code onto the first vulnerable target after the access point for a period of at least six days and release the malicious code to the internet preferably on the evening of the friday following the minimum six days.

    All code, excluding the delivery system and secure erasure code, should hide on the system using state of the art techniques (filesystem filters, hooking registry access, manipulation of NT kernel data areas).

    If the malicious code happens to be a worm, a very slow rate of infection is advised as well as a novel vulnerability being exploited. This is in the hope that the worm will over months penetrate into sensitive intranets without being discovered. As the clock of a given node can not be depended on for accurate time/date information the worm instance should not rely on it to measure time. Instead time should be measured by cpu cycles, poweron/poweroff cycles etc. Systems belonging to a state hostile to the United States of America can be recognized through characteristics discovered through prior intelligence.

    All development and testing that takes place while located in a state hostile against the United States of America should be confined to one system. Backups must use state of the art encryption must be accounted for and be destroyed after being superseded. If you (unwisely) choose to keep the final version of the code after the attack, encrypt it with a xor of r

  74. Three Words by Geak · · Score: 0, Troll

    GET A LIFE

  75. Re:VIRUSES calling each other out... by Darby · · Score: 1

    viri for one, virii for two, viriii for three, viriv for four, virv for five, and so on..."

    That would be one hell of a long word in any practical medical usage.

  76. Maybe not too paranoid by tinkerton · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe not too smart either.

    There are plenty of new viruses out there all the time. There is plenty of attention to the nastiness out there, which is good for the market. So some company would tweak their tool so it adds a tiny bit to the general insecure situation.

    They'd have to arrange for internal secrecy so few people get to know the issue.

    They're ready to take a hit when the next guy does a comparative batch test for viruses and declares their product unsafe.

    They can't leave a paper/email trail so you can find out about the bad intent. Or a trail in the sourcetree.

    They have to watch out extra for disgruntled ex-employees who want to get even.

    It would complicate jobs unnecessarily. And the shareholders would not agree. No good intentions implied.

    It could pay more to hype the existing security issues. If it's possible to add to the existing hype.

    1. Re:Maybe not too paranoid by aralin · · Score: 1

      Why use employees, when you can use "external contractor". Much less hassle and much easier to just laundry a bit of cash to pay someone to do the job.

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  77. NT 4 C2 security by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1
    I thought Windows had a C2 rating? Or was that just a specific version?

    Yes, NT 3.5.1 and NT 4 both received C2, given a specific configuration and specific hardware. IIRC NT 3.5.1 was "off-the-network, no floppy". The services allowed on a C2 NT4 box:
    • Computer Browser
    • Microsoft DNS Server
    • Netlogon
    • NTLM SSP
    • RPC Locator
    • RPC Service
    • TCP/IP NetBIOS Helper
    • Spooler
    • Server
    • WINS
    • Workstation
    • Event Log
    Note that many of these have had remote buffer overflow attacks since they were C2 certified, so you might ask what value C2 really has.

    To be fair, I looked all over and couldn't find any reference to Win2k, XP or 2003 being C2 certified - if anyone has a link to the contrary, please post.
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  78. Re:Thoughts and musings on releasing malicious cod by rewt66 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I know this sounds paranoid but **** happens.

    Yeah, well, you are talking about regimes where the consequences of being discovered are a certain and painful death, I think being paranoid is probably pretty good advice...

    But XORing against a random byte stream is not very good advice, because it is much more difficult than you might expect to generate such a random byte stream. Hint: The random number generator that comes with your compiler is not good enough.

  79. What you all don't realise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... most of the viruses (yes, that is the correct spelling, look it up in an online dictionary if you don't believe me) are actually written, or commissioned, by the Anti-Virus companies. What better way to guarantee their continued demand?

    The Anti-Virus companies write and distribute new viruses, and then they provide the "cures" for those viruses. It's a vicious circle.

    And, I am soooo glad that I use Linux... I don't have to bother with 99% of the virus/trojan/worm garbage that other people are forced to put up with because they aren't smart enough to run a REAL operating system.

    Windows is the biggest reason that viruses exist in the first place. And before you start telling me that virus writers would just focus on Linux if Windows didn't exist, read this and learn the real truth about why there aren't any active viruses for Linux. I don't even have anti-virus software on any of my computers because it just isn't necessary in Linux.

    Do you want to get rid of viruses/trojans/worms/etc.? Then install and learn how to use Linux. Solve your problems or shut up.

    1. Re:What you all don't realise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, and if you actually open an unsigned (can you say PGP?) email attachment, you're an idiot and you deserve to be brought down. Use your head for something besides a hat rack.

  80. Re:Virii??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boxen -- I bought two boxen of doughnuts.

    Shortly after that, I learned that the plural of Moose is Moosen

  81. It's been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "You know what would be a great virus/worm? One that totally fucks up the partitions on your hard drive forcing you to reformat and lose all your data."

    You're a bit late with this idea. MS Windows has been out in the wild for many years now...

    Thank you and good day,
    Mal the Elder

  82. scan on access by samjam · · Score: 1

    switch from "scan on access" to "scan on create"

    I wish I could find this setting, I have NAV 2004

    Sam

    1. Re:scan on access by RangerRick98 · · Score: 1

      This is on Symantec AntiVirus that comes with Symantec Client Security, but the path is probably the same or very similar.

      Configure -> File System Auto-Protect, Advanced..., under "Scan files when", Auto-Protect will scan files that are: choose "Modified (scan on create)".

      Again this is on a different version, so YMMV.

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    2. Re:scan on access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uncheck "Enable Realtime Filesystem Protection"

    3. Re:scan on access by general_re · · Score: 1
      I have NAV 2004

      Ah, well, there's your problem. I've stuck with version 7.51 of NAV CE (corporate edition) for years now, because every version that's come after that has appeared to me to suck shit faster than a shop-vac in a septic tank.

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    4. Re:scan on access by samjam · · Score: 1

      I don't think I want to uncheck realtime filesystem protection.

      I just don't need it to check the same old files that have been unchanged for years. My PC is so slow now.

      Sam

  83. Re:VIRUSES calling each other out... by beakburke · · Score: 1

    No no, it's viriiii for four...:)

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  84. Re:Why are all these Anti-Virus people using windo by dragonitti · · Score: 0

    What do they kill if the AV software dosen't need to update?

  85. Beware, by pavon · · Score: 1

    for a swarm of viru has been leashed upon your household. For thus spoke the internet - "Thou shalt no longer hold my people captive to your worldly laws and regulations". And so it was.

  86. Hmm, maybe we should worry atleast a little bit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These guys do seem a bit like terrorists to me in some ways, although they need a political attachment to make them true terrorists. Remember Bin Laden gave warnings in the weeks leading up to many Al Qaeda attacks. So perhaps they are nut cases, but they have put out real viruses that have caused trouble and I don't think that ignore the warnings.

  87. Why does good markup happen to bad people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And hopefully, Taco won't repost the same story in a few days...
    <sarcasm/>
    Did you mean to indicate an unprintable sarcastic shrug? Or perhaps you're getting lazy and couldn't think of a sarcastic comment and left it out?

    Alternatively I suppose you might have been higlighting how empty sarcasm is in general, but it seems a bit obscure, and rather off-point.
  88. It.Slashdot.Org Seeks to Destroy People's Eyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  89. Even you guys are falling behind. by dragonitti · · Score: 0

    I have done some research and visited many websites in the past week or two to find out what a good anti-virus solution is from an industry perspective. More and more I keep hearing it needs "auto updating" features. But I thought, "surely the ellite people of slashdot" would have done more research and realize that there are AV companies with products that need not to update with a virus signature. However, I am disappointed in the fact that I find that no one in this post know such a product exist. I read one or more post that stated "if you write a virus to take out the auto update". That would work for the AV vendors that use updates to fight a virus (such as the major ones listed). But this does nothing for the the AV vendor that does not use updates to fight viruses. How would you write a virus to take the AV company that does not use updates? How do you take out a company that can defend against zero-day exploits? And I'm not talking about the current heuristic scanning method that everyone thinks is the answer. For it is filled with false positives and false negatives. No, I'm talking about the AV vendor that has a different animal all together. Most of the industry and most if not all the people that posted here are still stuck in the era of "auto updates". That time has come to an end. Signature updates are a thing of the past. Simply put, they are not effective enough to combat the fast spreading virus. No, a new solution from a new AV vendor needs to come to light, with a product that doesn't need to update with virus signatures, and dosen't try to dictate what a virus "might" (behavior approach) do. You guys need to look deaper, such a company does exist. But I can't blame slashdot people, or the industry for that matter, for not doing the research. Because major AV vendors have the mental pull in this area. So, when they come out with what they "say" is the next technology (heuristic scanning) to fight the cyber war, they have the ability to make you overlook the real next generation of AV software and believe what they say is true and have you run with it. Heuristic scanning is not the answer either. It's the payload people. We have to stop the payload. And there is a product that does just that.

  90. Re:Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  91. Re:VIRUSES calling each other out... by kesuki · · Score: 1

    just be thankful we dont have to dead with virc or virm or virMCMXCIX or else we'd have to listen to bad prince songs...

    tonight we'll be dancing like it's MCMXCIX....

  92. Hey, I've seen this one! by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 0

    It's the one where the anti-virus firms run away from Earth when the virus writers destroy it because they're afraid of the Antivirus project, and then the descendents of the AV firms have to find the good ship Antivirus and use it to blow up the skriptkiddies, right?

    And it has John Travolta as a talking llama. Wait, no. Talking lamer. But that's just the way it is.

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  93. viri is a word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Viri is the plural of vir. vir is man, so viri is men. so the male population os slashdot readers are viri. so you'd electrocure everyone who was trying to type the plurar of vir, viri and accidently hit the i key one to many times boo on you...

  94. perplexing by Matt_Joyce · · Score: 1
    Antivirus companies are perplexed by a spate of recent viruses that contain messages in which the writers threaten to attack them.
    I'm perplexed that they're perplexed.
    How unimaginative of AV companies not to forsee this.
    Really, being perplexed makes them look stupid, sack the PR people.
  95. Re:VIRUSES calling each other out... by EzInKy · · Score: 1

    Hey Spydr! Nice English, did a Martian write it for you?!

    V I R U S E S !

    "Virii" is not a word in any language on this planet.


    Thou hast a good point made for thee knowest English was ne'er meant to change.

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  96. Re:Thoughts and musings on releasing malicious cod by gd23ka · · Score: 1

    Last week I was stupid enough to let rice bake to the bottom of my gf's favorite pan. She was upset and told me if I could mess it up then I could clean it up too. Anyway, I set to work on that pan until my elbows began to hurt and then took a rest drooling over the pan filled with little bubbles. I fascinated by the randomness of how the little bubbles of foam popped and dissolved. All of the sudden I wanted to mount a camera over the pan and "harvest" the randomness. This I could probably do by dividing the camera image into squares which are assigned a number and that number gets logged whenever a bubble in that square dissolves.

    I wouldn't really trust a hardware random generator but if you have a GSM SIM card you can use it to generate a stream of random values of unknown quality. The GSM standard describing the "Subscriber Identitiy Module", GSM 11.11 defines a card command / "APDU" (Application Protocol Data Unit) called "ASK RANDOM" that will return a random value generated by the card's random number generator. I guess if I needed to create a stream of random bytes I would take the random bytes I obtained from the pan full of bubbles and xor them with random values obtained from a new and unused SIM card which I would for example have obtained as a prepaid GSM card at a vending place that does not demand photo id and paid in cash. I would also send the "ASK RANDOM" command to the card a couple thousand times first and then start logging the values, randomly skipping about a third of them, the randomness of the skipping derived from another pan of foamy bubbles.

    Come to think of it, I would also later encrypt the random stream itself as well as the resulting ciphertext with 3DES-OFB.

  97. Re:VIRUSES calling each other out... by Ricwot · · Score: 1

    Ooh, a traditionalist!