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Rehabilitating Damaged Laptops

Rollie Hawk writes "It breaks my heart to see a computer in need of a good home. For years, I've driven my wife crazy with all the 'strays' I've brought home with me. After all, the last thing my house needs is a few more cubic feet devoted to kenneling old and abused computers. That being said, laptops present very unique opportunities. No matter what caused you or someone else to ditch that old laptop, there still may be some way to integrate it back into society. For every kind of laptop lemon, I've found that there's plenty of lemonade to be made."

346 comments

  1. Warning by DrMrLordX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Once you have finished making lemonade, be certain not to spill it on your newly-refurbished laptop.

    1. Re:Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      but if you spill it, then you get to enjoy the exciting and educational adventure of repairing it again!

    2. Re:Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Also, if someone finds an old Compaq Aero make sure you clean down the keyboard really well. My cat peed on one of them and it was pretty nasty.

  2. Good idea ... by foobsr · · Score: 1

    ... especially considering that these things decay rather rapidly. The notebook I bought a fortnight ago already stepped down Euro 199 heading rapidly towards the crap heap.

    CC.

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    1. Re:Good idea ... by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The notebook I bought a fortnight ago already stepped down Euro 199 heading rapidly towards the crap heap."

      And the crap heap thanks you for your quick turnover of modern technology. I haven't paid for any of my laptops.

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    2. Re:Good idea ... by foobsr · · Score: 1

      I haven't paid for any of my laptops.

      Actually, I did not own one before and did not really feel the need to have one, but there is some social pressure on the client side which one finally has to adapt to.

      CC.

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    3. Re:Good idea ... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Neither have I ---but my mom did (I love you mom!) :D

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  3. A game server? by Goosey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Woe to the players connecting to the resurrected old laptop for a game of UT2k4... Yikes!

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    1. Re:A game server? by adl99 · · Score: 1

      Speedstep anyone?

  4. Salesmen by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once we eliminate all sales men from using laptops they should be a lot safer.

  5. Is there a point? by jptechnical · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is it a question? Is it a statment? I am not sure what to reply.

    That said... I have several old laptops and scoop them up when I get the chance. I have a couple dumb terminals running diskless terminal server clients... a couple playing mp3's. A simple ghostable one for installing *trial versions* of software I can then reghost and install when I need to.

    Lots of good reasons to keep them.

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    1. Re:Is there a point? by packeteer · · Score: 1

      Lots of good reasons but for many these idea are nto practical. In the article the author talks about installing a thinclient system on your laptop or using installing windows 3.1 to use word processing. When youg et to this point i have to wonder, do you relaly need a laptop that bad. All the time and effort that would go into instlaling a thin client system would probably take longer just using the main computer to do what your gunna do. Also i find if you really want to write anything long dont do it on a laptop keyboard, you will go much slower generally and i think it would be faster to just abandon those old laptops... as sad as that may sound.

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    2. Re:Is there a point? by bhtooefr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Installing the thin client system depends on the server's OS. If it's Windows NT Terminal Server, 2000 Server/Advanced Server/Datacenter, XP Pro, or Server 2003, just install Remote Desktop Connection (or, if the client is running Windows 3.1, Terminal Services Client, and if it's running Linux, rdesktop). If the server is anything else, try Ultr@VNC on Windows (ultravnc.sf.net - a TightVNC mod to add chat and filesharing capabilities - very nice, but there is no server for Linux - at least the client runs on Wine), and TightVNC on Linux. The client is ridiculously easy whether it's VNC or Remote Desktop. The server could be a little challenging if it's on Linux (I haven't gotten mine to work how I want yet - it starts KDE, and I DON'T want that - I can't experiment now, anyway, due to a botched overclocking attempt (233.333 to 262.500MHz).

    3. Re:Is there a point? by Mr.+Jax · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah! DOWN WITH THE NEW IT COLOR SCHEME! It's unreadable on my cracked laptop display.

    4. Re:Is there a point? by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 1

      What? You want a thin client, and you suggest using VNC? Ummm, hello, this is what X was designed to do!

      http://netstation.sourceforge.net/

      BTW: As well as standard X, Netstation will also do TightVNC, SSH, Telnet, Rdesktop RDP, Citrix ICA, Tarantella

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    5. Re:Is there a point? by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      I like the idea of putting emulators on it. Maybe a GBA emulator.

      My son has a GBA SP and my hands are too big to use it. Besides, with a full laptop that opens like an SP, I can say I have one of the BIG TOYS. All I need to do now is expand my shirt pocket about 9 inches.

    6. Re:Is there a point? by mesach · · Score: 1

      Yeah everything he posted was pretty much common knowledge to me, no display? Hook up an external monitor and use it as a server.

      Join me with a collective, DUH.

      This should be on another forum not one geared toward self proclaimed hardware hackers, because this should be common knowledge.

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    7. Re:Is there a point? by William+Tanksley · · Score: 1

      Install Windows 3.1 to do word processing? Is someone insane?

      Use PC/Geos 2.x, if you're stuck with an old machine. MAN, that was a nice word processor; it had page layout capabilities that I've never seen outside of professional DTP programs, and yet it was EASY to use.

      -Billy

  6. Thin Clients by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Another great use for laptops that are underpowered are as dumb wireless terminals. We have 10 laptops on our site (a public school) which we connect into a terminal server wirelessly and has given new life to laptops which would have just been thrown away.

    1. Re:Thin Clients by loraksus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      yeah, I second that. I've used a 486 with a wifi card and win95 (linux was a pita to set up on it) with the remote desktop client without any problems.

      Most modern apps wouldn't run worth a damn on it (i.e. firefox, et al)

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    2. Re:Thin Clients by aurispector · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How thin is thin? The primary thing I use my laptop for is email, internet and light word processing. I had a relatively new (p850) laptop with a broken hinge and dead HDD. Got a new hinge online and a 12 gb hdd secondhand at a hardware show both for about $75. Slap in a copy of winme and it runs firefox just fine. I really don't see the need to install any other software.

      I don't forsee this machine losing functionality so long as it can run a reasonably modern browser.

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    3. Re:Thin Clients by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You might get better performance out of Windows 3.11 (although setting up TCP/IP is a bit less fun). If all you're doing is running a remote desktop client (MS remote desktop client is available for Win32, Win16, Mac and there's even an open implementation for *NIX) then you probably don't need things like protected memory or pre-emptive multitasking (after all, you're only running one program) so you don't need the overhead of these.

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    4. Re:Thin Clients by isorox · · Score: 2, Informative

      Trouble is, old laptops tend to have crap, if any, battery life. Wireless is great, but it still leaves you tied down.

      I use an old laptop as a personal dns/mail/web server. It's not fast, but it doesn't need to be. More importantly if I trip the fusebox, my server stays up for 5 and a half minutes. Poor man's UPS.

    5. Re:Thin Clients by Skater · · Score: 1

      My problem with my old laptop and wireless is that it only has a 16-bit PCMCIA port. I can't find any 16-bit PCMCIA 802.11b or .11g cards. Know of any? I'd love to set it up in the kitchen...

      --RJ

    6. Re:Thin Clients by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Are there any wifi drivers for win3.11?
      Setting up tcp/ip is easy enough, terminal server has an option to create driver disks for 3.11 which come with the tcp stack..
      Theres also the option of video drivers, without the correct video drivers the display will be incredibly slow.

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    7. Re:Thin Clients by nilrake · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Get a CF->PCMCIA adapter and get a CF 802.11b card. I currently use a Netgear CF MA701. Anything rated for the last gen Pocket-PC's should work in the adapter

    8. Re:Thin Clients by mistr · · Score: 1

      I third this.
      thin clients is an obvious and good use for old (not broken) laptops.
      however, the original article is very lacking...

      i can come up with tons of ideas, raging from routers/ network-sharers, as-above-mentioned-thin-clients, etc., and I never wrote an article on the matter

      somebody give this guy some imagination

    9. Re:Thin Clients by babyrat · · Score: 1

      Trouble is, old laptops tend to have crap, if any, battery life. Wireless is great, but it still leaves you tied down.

      Agreed, but most houses have power distributed throughout the house, but most don't have network cables distributed throughout. Put the laptop near an outlet and wail away without having to string cat5 around.

  7. Not terrifically exciting, but an easy read by Justus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Isn't most of this stuff a bit.. well.. obvious? The gist of the article appears to be "find a laptop with a small hard drive? upgrade it (through some unmentioned means of salvage from your friends who happen to have old laptop hard drives) or use things that don't require a lot of space!" and "have a laptop with a low resolution screen? run things that are low resolution!"

    I mean, the suggestions as to what to run in which situation are helpful, but I like to think that if I were dealing with those problems, I'd be able to figure those solutions out as well.

    Oh well, it killed a few minutes.

    1. Re:Not terrifically exciting, but an easy read by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1, Funny

      He's probably patented those ideas.... be careful!

    2. Re:Not terrifically exciting, but an easy read by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      not only obvious but extremely shallow.

      "if it has a vga port you can use a capture card to put it on the tv."

      HUH??

      and he goes on talking about extremely basic things.

      How about actually rebuilding the laptops? I've snagged dead laptops by the palletfull before and simply take them apart and replace cracked screens with working screens (need a number of the same model, easy to get from corperate auctions)

      upgrading the hard drive can usualy be done, flashing the bios is the first step and there is still copies of the dreaded drive management software out there to force a large drive to work on a old machine.

      Finally, the best thing is to put in a CF card caddy in the hard drive slot and add a CF card as the drive for unitask laptops. I did this with about 10 of them and set them up for the local ham radio group. write protect the CF card (if it has that switch) and use it as an appliance. works great for their packet radio, turn it on and it boots into their software.

      Finally upgrades are possible. the Dell Lattitude Cpi's were very modular for almost 2 years of manufacturing. I upgraded my daughter's laptop from a P-II 266 to a P-II 400 by simply moving the procerssor module from the dead laptop to her's.

      Personally, the only good old laptop to hold onto is the tandy 100 and any of the early toughbooks.

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    3. Re:Not terrifically exciting, but an easy read by Omniscientist · · Score: 1

      Just what I was thinking...I mean he's preaching to the crowd here...oh well, people are bored sometimes and they gotta write stupid crap down.

    4. Re:Not terrifically exciting, but an easy read by rxmd · · Score: 2, Interesting
      How about actually rebuilding the laptops? I've snagged dead laptops by the palletfull before and simply take them apart and replace cracked screens with working screens (need a number of the same model, easy to get from corperate auctions)
      I second that. Years ago, a friend gave me a dead AcerNote Light 370CDX laptop with a broken screen. I repaired it using a spare screen from eBay that cost about $20, then I took it with me when I visited Iran for the first time - just for work, diary, Internet access with a PCMCIA modem card the occasional game of NetHack and so on.

      I've carried my AcerNote on 14-hour train and 21-hour bus journeys up and down Iran, probably somewhere aroung 6000 miles in total, all the time stuffed at the bottom of my boardcase, in temperatures ranging from five to forty-five degrees (C) and with humidity ranging from desert to jungle. I wouldn't have dared to take a new laptop with me, but the old Pentium 133 was fine. Probably it survived all sorts of rough treatment, including being shoved around by Iranian customs officials, specifically because I could afford to lose it. Had I taken my work laptop down there, it would've been broken after three days, probably.

      Same thing now: I've spent five months in Uzbekistan with an old IBM Thinkpad T20. It's light, comparatively rugged, specifically not brand new, and it does all it's supposed to do. And it survived working at temperatures from minus five to plus forty-five degrees as well as journeys on overland buses and the good old Soviet railway.

      Moral: Always keep a couple of older laptops around, you never know when they'll come in handy ;)

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    5. Re:Not terrifically exciting, but an easy read by kuom · · Score: 1

      I have not been able to find CF cards with a physical write-protect switch. The best I can find is one that connects via USB, but I'd like to have one that plugs into a regular CF-reader, preferrably internally.

      Care to share where you found the write-protect CF cards?

    6. Re:Not terrifically exciting, but an easy read by dpud1234 · · Score: 1

      Yeah ... but sometimes it is helpful to have all the opportunities simply listed together; gets the creative juices flowing.

    7. Re:Not terrifically exciting, but an easy read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      cisco CF cards have the switch.

      I snagged a few 64 meg cisco CF cards and used them for the same kind of tasks.

      Granted you need to work in a datacenter where they are throwing out those cards because they just upgraded.

    8. Re:Not terrifically exciting, but an easy read by H_Fisher · · Score: 2, Informative
      Isn't most of this stuff a bit.. well.. obvious?

      Well, yeah, but those aren't things I'd have thought of doing right off the bat, even when I had a broken laptop to deal with myself (the motherboard in my old Thinkpad shorted, transforming itself from state of the art to pure 'n' utter junk in moments). After some research and very careful surgery I separated the LCD and sold it. Brilliant.

      IMO things like this that keep stuff out of junkyards is worthwhile :)

  8. Useful by loubrush · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I found a great use for an old discarded 486 laptop running DOS. It is now dedicated to writing C64 disks thanks to my X1541 cable :-)

    1. Re:Useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, what the hell is actually USEFULL about writing C64 diske. Let the past go already.

    2. Re:Useful by loubrush · · Score: 1

      I never said I had a C64! :-)

    3. Re:Useful by ViGe · · Score: 1

      I found a great use for an old discarded 486 laptop running DOS. It is now dedicated to writing C64 disks thanks to my X1541 cable :-)

      Funny, I use an old discarded 486 laptop running DOS to write C64 disks too. The only difference is that I use XE1541 cable :-). The only problem is that the display died the other day.. luckily I have an extra monitor.

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    4. Re:Useful by mccalli · · Score: 1
      You genius, man. Here I was messing around with creating bootable FreeDOS CDs to do the same thing on my Shuttle, when all I actually needed to do was dedicated the scrap 486 Compaq laptop being thrown out by my company and offered to me first.

      Thanks for the idea.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    5. Re:Useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are also great for consoling into network devices, particularly if they are fairly lightweight.

    6. Re:Useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I'm sure everything you do with your computer is useful, right? Sequencing DNA, finding ETIs, simulating climate, your contributions to the human race know no bounds!
      What is wrong with playing around with a C64? If some open source effort came up with a cheap, simple to use computer you can build yourself, the /. fanbois would be fapping themselves silly over it.
      Instead, I use a 5$ 20 year old computer for my electronic fun.

    7. Re:Useful by loubrush · · Score: 2, Informative

      Np, I find it better to have a more expendible machine to use for this. Btw, I'm actually a girl

    8. Re:Useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And with that, you have secured the attention of every single member of this site.

  9. if it wasnt for busted laptops i woulnt have one by cyrax777 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In my case a friend ditched one since it had a broken keyboard. I got it for free simple fix I just got one of those flexable mini keyboards it fits perfectly over the old keylayout. so I can use it without having to lug around a full size keyboard and have it hanging all over the place taking up space. plus its rollable to It doesnt take up a boatload of space in my laptop case.

  10. Give them to kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Give them to some kid.

    I got my interest in computer engineering from taking apart people's old junk. TVs, VCRs, computers, just about anything electro-mechanical.

    If anything, i bet you can find a kid who would like to smash it up, but if you ask around, I am sure you can find a kid who would be interested in disecting it.

    You never know, you could set some eager young mind on the path to a science or engineering career. And we can ALWAYS use more of us, especially as today's children drift farther and farther from science or engineering.

    1. Re:Give them to kids... by aussie_a · · Score: 5, Funny

      And we can ALWAYS use more of us

      Socially maladjusted elitsts? Oh yes I whole-heartedly agree.

    2. Re:Give them to kids... by Alioth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I used to drive my parents mad taking stuff apart. "He's so destructive," they used to lament. I couldn't work out why they said that - I had no intention of destroying whatever it was I was taking apart, I wanted to see what was inside, and then I would (attempt) to put it back together.

      I'm much better at putting stuff back together these days (which is a good thing), and I still love taking stuff apart. I have a broken hard disk on my desk which is the next candidate...

    3. Re:Give them to kids... by polecat_redux · · Score: 3, Interesting

      you could set some eager young mind on the path to a science or engineering career. And we can ALWAYS use more of us

      Then perhaps we should give our old laptops to kids in India.

    4. Re:Give them to kids... by biglig2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Be fair, Alioth, your parents didn't get really upset with you until you decided to find out how your little brother worked....

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    5. Re:Give them to kids... by Myself · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually I think times are changing. Being a geek was a bad, bad thing when I was a kid. Computers were rare and nobody even knew what they were good for, much less appreciated the people who made them work.

      I remember when I noticed it starting to change. There was an ad on the radio, and it used a modem negotiation tone as part of the suggestion that the product being hawked was high-tech. I'd never heard that noise outside of my own explorations, and I was well aware that the general public was ignorant of it.

      Within a year, the word "e-mail" started appearing in newspapers, and all hell broke loose. Computers in movies were more than word processors. Pretty soon there were even movies about hackers, not homemade stuff but real hollywood flicks. The romanticism reserved for spies in decades past has shifted to technologists.

      I think that kids growing up now, who we'd identify as fledgling geeks, won't experience the same ostracization we did. Some of the attraction of technology is probably due to Asperger's syndrome in a lot of us, so the social ineptitude is here to stay. Still, these kids will find more acceptance of their talents, and understanding of their interests, than we did.

      Jump-starting a youngster's interest in technology, or furthering their comfort with exploring the inner workings of a machine, is nothing to be ashamed of.

      (Score: 4, Off-Topic)

    6. Re:Give them to kids... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "today's children drift farther and farther from science or engineering"

      1) Has it ever occured to you that maybe these kids are SMARTER than you? They see the shit rewards, the long hours, the thanklessness and quite frankly, the tedious, boring repetitiveness of the field and say NO WAY.

      2) On the other hand, universities operate much like a cult nowadays, getting bigger and bigger and recruiting more and more people. Are you saying that the record enrollements in Canadian universities reflect "today's children drift farther and farther from science or engineering"?

      3) From first-hand experience, I tell all the kids I can (and some adults) to stay as far away as possible from EE or IT related fields.

      4) Ever wonder why there are so few blacks in EE? Because of reason #1. I figured it out last week, they're too damn smart to go into that field. That's why they're all driving BMWs and Mercedes, they went into fun and profitable fields like selling expensive clothes, while EEs read yet another tedious technical book on the bus.

    7. Re:Give them to kids... by Da_Fridge · · Score: 1

      I have taken apart many hard drives in my day. The best ones are old Unix ones. The magnets in the HDD are huge. Sweet toys. I spent a good week at work taking multiple old HDD's apart when I was a student and my boss watched me and was amazed in how fascinated I was in doing. Take it apart, you will never regret it.

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    8. Re:Give them to kids... by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      It is my considered opinion that many people think of something "in pieces" as something that's "no longer functional", hence "broken". No matter how carefully you took something apart, it may well be that your parents promptly considered it broken. I see this kind of thing all the time with the yuppie (or otherwise consumer) class: if the item is not just like the next one on a store shelf, it's trash.

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    9. Re:Give them to kids... by WD_40 · · Score: 1

      Make sure to snag the rare earth magnet(s) out of it. Those little things come in quite handy.

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  11. How interesting. by rincebrain · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've always been fascinated by the possibilities provided by old laptops...I mean, heck, you don't need a 2 GHz P4 laptop to wardrive, word process [ignoring the huge requirements of certain solutions...*cough* MSWord *cough* KOffice *cough*], code [note that I didn't say COMPILE!], act as an MP3 player [assuming you use a decent MP3 decoder, and not a piece of crap], or any of the lovely uses for laptops that people are now marketing in self-contained devices for several hundred dollars a pop.

    Honestly, though, I'm curious where you're getting yours...neighbors and coworkers? Or is there some online stash somewhere that nobody told me about?

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    1. Re:How interesting. by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      People should remember just how little space and power that was required to run something like an Amiga. I forget how many Mhz it was, but it wasn't in double figures.

      Even Win 3.1/Word 6 would run fine on a 486 DX/66 and I used to write all my project documentation on that.

    2. Re:How interesting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      word process [ignoring the huge requirements of certain solutions...*cough* MSWord *cough* KOffice *cough*]

      KOffice is not heavy. :) Maybe it's heavier than whatever you seem to use, but it's a feather compared to MSWord and OOo!

      What do you use for word processing?

    3. Re:How interesting. by rincebrain · · Score: 2, Informative

      Abiword.

      KOffice seems a bit bloated to me. I don't, personally, like any word processor that I have to count to ten before it opens a native document.

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    4. Re:How interesting. by Technician · · Score: 3, Interesting

      or any of the lovely uses for laptops that people are now marketing in self-contained devices for several hundred dollars a pop.


      My main older laptop applications are MIDI piano teacher and GPS Map display.

      Many newer laptops have gone to firewire, USB, & Ethernet and have eliminated older ports such as RS-232 and a Joystick port with MPU-401. Many new laptops have no place to connect a MIDI device.

      Doing piano lessons with the laptop right above the keyboard on a stand puts in in the right place. Seldom will a desktop PC work well in a music setting for lessons. (Voyetra Piano Tutor and The Piano Discovery System)

      A TOPO map on a laptop connected to a GPS receiver sure beats the small display on a hand held GPS for off road adventures. (Natonal Geographic Off-Road Explorer)

      In both of the above applications, the MS security holes in old versions (Win 95) are not a problem. There is no net connection to exploit.

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  12. I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by Harald+Paulsen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of my pet projects now is to turn a laptop, a cuecat and a webcam into a fridge computer that will allow me to inventory my refridgerator as well as take a snapshot whenever I open the door.

    Imagine using a WAP-enabled phone to check what I have in the fridge at home. No more "do I have milk?".

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    1. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by skinfitz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Often the problem is not if one has milk, but if the milk one has is sour.

      Also, I am trying to imagine using a WAP-enabled phone in the way you suggest, but in my mind I cannot get past swearing at it for not working.

    2. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by polecat_redux · · Score: 4, Funny

      One of my pet projects now is to turn a laptop, a cuecat and a webcam into a fridge computer that will allow me to inventory my refridgerator as well as take a snapshot whenever I open the door. Imagine using a WAP-enabled phone to check what I have in the fridge at home. No more "do I have milk?".

      You know what else works great for that?... a girlfriend. Yeah, I know, I don't have one either. :(

    3. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by djupedal · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Internet 'fridges have been for sale in South Korea for two years. They scan for outdated or recalled products, such as expired babyfood, and send email if they suffer an outage that may generate spoiled food.

      The idea is that the kitchen is the new center of the house, and why not use the surface of the refer to house a LCD and internet connection. Anything specific to cooled contents manifest is just a bonus.

    4. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by Harald+Paulsen · · Score: 1

      I forgot to mention this but I would have to punch in expiration dates as well when I put things in.

      And ofcourse, My Nokia 6600 has Opera so I don't have to use WAP but can use a regular web interface.

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    5. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1, Funny

      i'l try: /me bellows "wench! check for sour milk in the fridge ....

      nope - doesn't work, i'l have to get myself a netbsd fridge with IEEE802.11b and usb2 (with webcam) so i can stream the contents of the fridge wirelessly to tvtime or something

      hmmm.....

    6. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      I just need to either label stuff in the fridge, or get my girlfriend to check before she uses stuff. Particularly before we move up north:
      "Erm, that double cream seems a bit funny, I'm not sure if I should use it?"
      "Double cream? Do we *have* double cream?" /me checks, "Oh, uh, no, that's sheep colostrum. Best leave it just now..."

    7. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 2, Funny

      One of my pet projects now is to turn a laptop, a cuecat and a webcam into a fridge computer that will allow me to inventory my refridgerator as well as take a snapshot whenever I open the door.

      Ah! Now at last we can answer that age old question that has been plaguing mankind! What happens to the light in the fridge when you close the door? You do mankind a great service...

      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      (On a side note, for the humor impaired; Yes, I know what happens, but don't forget about the light in the equation for your idea...)

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    8. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      Milk is cheap. Just buy milk more often.

      I know this is a typical /.ey 'you dont wanna do thaaaaat you wannba do thiiiiiiiis' but seriously - I never understand the Milk fixation of so many geeks.

      I worry that I dont have parmesan, or the mozerella I bought to make pizza last week might be a bit off - not wether I have milk - I can get milk anywhere and its so cheap!

      I worry more if I dont have beer - but only because if I buy too much beer I drink it and get the shits for a fortnight.

    9. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by Harald+Paulsen · · Score: 0

      dont sut worryt, thetst pletny og beattttu lefkt!!!!11

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    10. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by SlamMan · · Score: 1

      I can't remember the last time I let milk go sour. I rink the stuff like...well, milk.

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    11. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by KillerLoop · · Score: 1

      colostrum
      The thin yellowish fluid secreted by the mammary glands at the time of parturition that is rich in antibodies and minerals, and precedes the production of true milk. Also called foremilk.

      Interesting diet.

    12. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by kjamez · · Score: 1

      in case you dont know, the light DOES goes off when you close the door.

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    13. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'll treat 'chu like milk, I'll do nuttin' but spoil you" -- Lil Flip

    14. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by BillX · · Score: 1

      How do you get her to produce milk? (the only method I know of produces some rather annoying side effects...)

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    15. Re:I'm putting an old laptop to good use right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine having a life.... Yikes what a loser you are.

  13. Destroy them... by ImaLamer · · Score: 1, Funny

    plenty of lemonade to be made

    Do what the Germans do, when life gives you lemons - burn them.

    When my TI-99/4A died a few years back my little brother had fun with it for a bit... he destroyed it with a hammer.

    Made me pretty mad but he had fun.

    1. Re:Destroy them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  14. broken laptops by mirko · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I second the use of an old laptop as a web server.
    Using BSD, it's fast enough and there's not only the advantage of using a compact platform but also the fact that even with an old battery this also benefits as a poor man's UPS...

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    1. Re:broken laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Makes sense. A dying laptop needs a dying operating system. *BSD and laptops are meant for each other!

  15. Ebay!!! by komodomichie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Exactly how I feel! I've rescued a handful of laptops from my work place and rehabilited them thanks to ebay. $20 motherboard, and I have a working laptop! Missing cover? Where else but... ebay!

  16. It's like saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Have an old black and white television? Well, just use it to watch black and white movies, you won't notice the difference!

  17. Hey! How about a server? by imag0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damaged Display
    Install Linux on it and make it into a server!
    Tiny or Dead Hard Drive
    Yep! Boot it from a CD and use it as a server!
    Low Memory
    A low memory server!
    Dead Battery
    plug it into a wall outlet and use it as a server!
    Busted Keyboard or Touch Pad
    Hook up a external keyboard and use it as a server!
    Low Resolution Display
    Servers dont need a display!
    All of The Above?
    Can you see where im going with this?
    Conclusion
    With a little imagination, just about any old piece of junk laptop can be a server!

    1. Re:Hey! How about a server? by dotgain · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What _sort_ of server? RAID? Nup.
      High availability? Nup
      Router? Probably not, unless you're going to use a combo of PCMCIA / USB eth adapters.
      Database server? Nup.
      File server? Check out prices of 120G laptop drives vs. 120G desktop drives. Nup.
      Laptops are laptops, there were never intended to be servers, and run really poorly when tried to be used as such (in my experience, anyway).

      Unless you just want a "server", and that's it. Sure it won't do anything, but you'll have a server!!

    2. Re:Hey! How about a server? by ceeam · · Score: 1

      And if, say, CPU or motherboard dies you can still *serve* drinks on it!

    3. Re:Hey! How about a server? by munkee · · Score: 1

      About the only server most laptops are good for is a print server.

    4. Re:Hey! How about a server? by Looke · · Score: 1

      A laptop is small and quiet. Even if you have to place it in your bedroom or living room, you can keep it running 24/7. If there's any juice left in the battery, it's even got a built-in UPS. I've got no problems imagining how to use my aging laptop, once I can afford replacing it with a Powerbook.

    5. Re:Hey! How about a server? by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      Much more expensive than one of these little dedicated boxes, would it be only about power consumption...

    6. Re:Hey! How about a server? by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      well if your running as a server, portability isn't a problem. you could run openbsd on it as a firewall/NAT box, plugin an external 120G drive and you have a smb/nfs fileshare box.

    7. Re:Hey! How about a server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Ethernet/USB/WiFi (like mine)? Uhhh...

    8. Re:Hey! How about a server? by heikkile · · Score: 1
      I have an old Toshiba laptop: 256K RAM (yes, that's kilobytes!), 2 floppy drives of (one of them bad). 4.77MHz CPU. 8-level greyscale display of (at most) 640x480, without a backlight, but with many broken pixels. One serial and one parallel port. Heavy lead-acid battery, permanently flat. Missing power supply. No hard disk. No network interfaces. The original DOS diskette (2.0 I think) has gone missing.

      Any idea what kind of server I could possibly make of that???

      --

      In Murphy We Turst

    9. Re:Hey! How about a server? by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      T1000?

      That link says 512k, but I think it's wrong - IIRC, it was the T1200 that had 512k (as well as a 20Meg HD!). I'm pretty sure the T1000 did only have 256k...

      Funnily enough, I have a T1200 next to me at the moment. No good as a server, but makes a nice serial terminal / console for various things around the place (you'd be amazed how many things in the modern household have some sort of serial connectivity!). Besides that, it holds my ever-evolving version of the old "Trek" game, written in Turbo Basic ;-)

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    10. Re:Hey! How about a server? by heikkile · · Score: 1

      The T1000 doesn't look quite right. Especially the battery, it was a flat packet under the whole bottom of the laptop, weighing more than the rest together. The carrying handle was in the battery pack, not in the laptop itself! btw, I am not sure I remember the memory size right, it has been years since I tried to boot that thing.

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      In Murphy We Turst

    11. Re:Hey! How about a server? by Carl+Drougge · · Score: 1

      Most bad floppydrives are just dirty and/or misaligned, so it may well be easy to fix. If it takes some standard RAM chips for upgrade (sounds fairly likely) you can probably expand it to 640k and run Minix on it, thus turning it more or less into a "server". (RAM chips available in other computers of the same generation.)

    12. Re:Hey! How about a server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a file server get a USB 2.0 or a Firewire PCMCIA card and attach some external hard drives and there you go a file server with affordable storage. Use your imagination man!

    13. Re:Hey! How about a server? by wild_berry · · Score: 1

      Thanks for caching the article against a slashdotting.

      Take care.
      love Ken.

    14. Re:Hey! How about a server? by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Find the AC adaptor, find a battery (hell, if it's THAT old, just find a lead-acid battery), and play some DOS games with DOS 6.22.

    15. Re:Hey! How about a server? by BaconLT · · Score: 1

      I catch your drift, I've noticed that all of the laptops I've used tend to head up rather quickly. They don't have the airflow to cool like other systems.
      I imagine using a laptop as a server (e.g. always on) would quickly lead to its demise. I suppose you could open it up and repackage it, but I've torn some of those small ribbon cables doing that and made the laptop more inoperable than it was in the beginning.
      There's always a solution, but many laptops just aren't made with the robustness of other computers.

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    16. Re:Hey! How about a server? by russint · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I use a laptop with a busted monitor as a router and web/ftp/smb/mysql-server. Runs great.

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      ^^
    17. Re:Hey! How about a server? by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The guy actually advises using a broken laptop as a "local or Internet Quake server".

      "Hey Bob, your Quake server is the envy of none, slow and lag filled. How do you do it?"
      "Well Tom, I host my Quake games from this broken P2-500 Dell Latitude! It's got woefully limited memory, a pathetic system bus, plus it tends to overheat and shutdown at random!"
      "Man, that's some pathetic setup. Whatever possessed you to try and make a game server out of this piece of shit?"
      "My total and complete lack of common sense!"

    18. Re:Hey! How about a server? by insomnic · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you could turn it into... an SSH server? To uuuhhh.. ssh into it and... uhh... do things...

    19. Re:Hey! How about a server? by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      a 500mhz is overkill for a quake server. You can get a good 12-16 person game going on a 166mhz.

      It would work great for lan parties, you could just plug it in and leave it silently running in a corner while all your friends frag away.

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    20. Re:Hey! How about a server? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Old or semi broken laptops are cheaper than 1U servers, and you can put 2 of them back to back in a rack.. Colocation space is charged by the unit so if you can fit 2 cheapass machines in 1u of space... Many server duties don't require much power atall, and could easily be served by a laptop, especially if the data set will fit into memory.
      Also, if the screen/keyboard still works, you don't need to hunt around for monitor and keyboard when you visit the server center for any maintenence which can`t be done remotely.
      If the battery works you even get an inbuilt UPS, even if it only lasts a few minutes it can help you survive a short outage.

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    21. Re:Hey! How about a server? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I know it costs more, but a dual opteron 1U server will kick the living shit out of any two laptops and fit in the same space or less. I'm not sure I'm seeing the point here. If you can't afford a server you probably can't afford colocation.

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    22. Re:Hey! How about a server? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      The military has server 'laptops'. They're for the extremely early/late use for remote bases. Imagine setting up a network with email, firewall and proxied internet, and printing out of a box little bigger than a suitcase. It has server running on ~3-4 laptops. It's only really intended to run for about a week while the planes are still rolling in to drop off more equipment.

      The next step up involves a case with a rack and some short (depth wise) 1U blade servers, and a UPS.

      In those situations, you have limited bandwidth, and might only have a dozen users. For areas with much larger cargo limits, they have Network control centers in a box. Racks mounted into a Conex with servers.

      Solutions are present ranging from what a guy can carry to matching some of the larger fixed bases.

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    23. Re:Hey! How about a server? by Fweeky · · Score: 1

      Don't be surprised when the guy who's server you're resting your laptops on comes to unrack his machine and unplugs yours to get at it. If you're (un)lucky he might just try to gently drop them onto the next spare U down, but two laptops.. well, at least one would probably end up on the floor.

      Seriously, please don't try this shit on a shared rack unless you've got some kind of reasonable mounting system. The owner of the server you're resting on is *not* going to show your systems a great deal of respect if they're in his way and obviously not important enough to be racked properly.

    24. Re:Hey! How about a server? by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      I'd like an old Tandy 4.77MHz (or 4.77/8MHz switchable) laptop so I can play Starflight the way God intended... at 8088 speeds!

    25. Re:Hey! How about a server? by babyrat · · Score: 1

      assuming 100mb for the operating system, you could serve up a web site of about 600mb from a single boot cd. be a bit slow, but usable.

      an authentication server doesn't require much disk space. Either does a print server.

      Much more than just "having a server".

    26. Re:Hey! How about a server? by Wolface · · Score: 1

      What it is really funny, and I'm not making this up:

      I have a UT2004 server for LAN parties that can hold up to 4 players running on a Pentium 100MHZ !!!! It has 86 megs of ram and a hard drive of 3 gigs. I can prove it in any way you want.

      Of course it's running on Suse linux.

      I can only imagine what can be done with a laptop.

    27. Re:Hey! How about a server? by elgaard · · Score: 1

      I have had old laptops running as servers for years without any problems. There is not much airflow because there is no fans.

      I wouldn't use my current AMD 1500+ laptop as a server because it does get warmer than the old ones, although the power throttling does help.

      The disks could be a problem, but for eg a printserver you would have the disk spin down most of the time. And I did use a 2.5" disk in a desktop web-server for a couple of years.

      Laptops are built to run anywhere including hot summer days in Spain, so running as servers in my dark basement in Denmark should not overheat them.

    28. Re:Hey! How about a server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm sure you can do that, but is an any better than just running the server on the fastest machine...?

      p.s. How well does it handle ONS-Dria with you four and 28 bots :p

    29. Re:Hey! How about a server? by lukestuts · · Score: 1

      No network hardware
      Secure Windows 98 server!

    30. Re:Hey! How about a server? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hillarious :D Nearly choked on my curry laughing!

  18. FTFA and Linux Alternatives? by thewldisntenuff · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "If your old laptop has a tiny hard drive, and by small I mean under 100 MB of space, you may or may not be able to upgrade it. Even if you can, you are certainly looking at no more than a gigabyte of space and will probably be making use of someone else's used drive."

    I could see using Windows...Hell, I used Win95 0SR2 on a 166mhz ATT Globalyst without much of a hitch.....Slow for mp3s, but ran most of the web and IRC chat well enough for me.

    But Windows aside, he never makes mention of distros like Knoppix or even Damn Small Linux (Isn't DSL like 50mb?)...You could easily run a distro off a Knoppix or Live CD....Wouldn't it be more useful to do this, as one gets a full-fledged OS with software to boot?

    -thewldisntenuff

    1. Re:FTFA and Linux Alternatives? by Random+Web+Developer · · Score: 1

      I still got one of those ATT globalysts running very nice (did cram in a few extra scsi disks) only IIRC mine is a 133mhz version.

      It's happily running debian for file, print, mail, dns, subversion, whatever server.

      The only things that were able to kill it so far were
      - apache
      - the combination of spamfilter/antivirus when there was loads of mail (eg coming back from a power failure i had to shut down the filters until the queue was cleared.
      I suppose that could be fixed with a little more ram (currently 32) but I'd rather be on the lookout for a more recent throwaway system.

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    2. Re:FTFA and Linux Alternatives? by shoemakc · · Score: 3, Insightful


      You're assuming that:

      A laptop with a 100MB hard drive came with a cdrom

      The motherboard supprts booting from cdroms

      A laptop with a 100MB hard drive has enough memory to run a modern linux distro.

      Beyond all that, laptop hard drives are not designed to run 24/7...Chances are it'll tank in pretty short order.

      -Chris

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      --an unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys--
    3. Re:FTFA and Linux Alternatives? by segmond · · Score: 1

      if the laptop has no cdrom or network card. one can still install linux via serial cable.

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  19. move along by BoneMarrow · · Score: 4, Funny

    what a crap article. his answer to all the problems is make it into a server - yeah thanks captain obvious. dosshell and edit for a word processor - kill me now!

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    1. Re:move along by _Hellfire_ · · Score: 1

      Right on brother. I can't help but think that old laptops die for a reason. Resurrecting a laptop with a 100MB hard drive is the quintessential act of flogging a dead horse. Let it RIP.

      --
      "And then I visited Wikipedia ...and the next 8 hours are a blur..."
    2. Re:move along by Bozdune · · Score: 1

      Bingo. Nothing clears the mind better than unloading old boxen, laptops included.

      I always have 2 boxen in reserve -- one is a Linux firewall, the other is a backup Linux firewall. Which is probably the most useful end-of-life for an old box, period.

  20. toshiba satellites make great webservers by 'Aikanaka · · Score: 4, Informative
    I've had great success using an old Toshiba Satellite Pro 410CDS (Pentium) with a half-dead screen & no CD drive as a Linux based, multi-purpose server. I used my "damaged laptop" to run my personal web and SMTP/POP servers for over two years (until I upgraded to a PIII 600Mhz machine). It only had an 800MB hard drive and about 64MB of RAM, but it still hummed along just fine. Of course, I never submitted it to a slashdotting :) ---

    Most of these older Toshibas can gotten for pretty cheap from eBay. The only drawback is that a good battery is quite expensive.

    Here's some helpful links:

    1. Re:toshiba satellites make great webservers by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      You suck. How'd you get 64MB of RAM in yours? My 405CS (same family) maxes out at 48MB of RAM, and a 32MB module is about $60, last I checked. (it has 8MB onboard). I thought it was only a few Tecra models that took that format of memory, and could go over 48MB RAM. I only have 16MB, FWIW.

      I have a not-so-sucky battery (considering it's a nine year old battery). It doesn't last long when the laptop's not running (I can fill it, and then unplug it, and a day later, it won't boot, but I never booted it in the first place), but when the laptop is running, I can get about 2:30 if I'm careful. However, I used to be able to get about 3:45 if I was careful.

      My backlight is very blotchy. The screen is 640x480x16 (unfortunately, the desktop-size-larger-than-screen-size trick only works to 256 colors on mine).

      There's no CD drive, and I don't have a PCMCIA network card (unless you're counting the WiFi card, but that's CardBus, which this laptop doesn't support).

      The keyboard got screwy when I was trying to find the CPU to see whether it was socketed or if it was TCP (TCP, so it was a waste of time). The mouse has been screwy the whole time I've had this laptop.

    2. Re:toshiba satellites make great webservers by kjamez · · Score: 1

      i concur. i have an old k2/333 compaq laptop i stripped from it's case and mounted in an old wooden irish liquor clock that runs zgv from a samba share all day long. move some pics around and the frame changes. it also runs the little scripts i use to monitor my connection and sports a little mini webcam server.

      i WISH i could get my wireless card working in it, a typical blue cat5 drops down the wall along side of it, taking away from the glory that is clock.home.net ... oh and it overheats after 10 hours, so i have to come up with a small cooling solution.

      and granted i would never run a quake server on it (but have recallections of doing that on a p4/100 way back when (quake I)) but for general purpose serving or *very specific* purpose, old hardware it great.

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  21. Speaking of broken laptops... by thegoogler · · Score: 1

    I got a free old gateway solo 1100, the batery AND the PMU that would let the battery charge are dead. so was the HDD, but after a quick swap of that and a 16bit wifi card i had laying arround. it was plugged into my car cigarete liter and happily wardriving. another laptop saved from the landfill!

  22. Use as a server by jginspace · · Score: 1

    Gone are the days when laptops took a significant step down in terms of performance. Now even discarded ones are pretty sweet so they tend to make very good servers for the at home tinkerer. If you've got the kind of space I've got you don't want to fill it with a full desktop machine. Heaven forbid adding a CRT monitor on top. I also recommend this if you're the one that's paying the electricity bill.

  23. Missing Option by pklong · · Score: 2, Funny


    Completely dead. Everything broken:

    Use it as a door stop.

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    Signatures are broken

  24. Use old laptop as a server by GreatDrok · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I did just this when my 18 month old Toshiba Satellite Pro 3000 partially died making it useless for its primary purpose because the LCD backlight failed. I had only just replaced the battery because that had died and the case was made from a brittle plastic that left it prone to cracks and chipping. Basically, Toshiba isn't getting any more of my money, I bought an iBook G4 instead and it is coming up to 12 months old now and is in perfect condition despite the daily use that wrecked the Toshiba in a similar amount of time.

    Anyway, the Tosh does have a few redeeming features, it has built in 10/100 ethernet fully supported under Linux, 1Ghz PIII CPU and a 20GB disc. With a new battery and no backlight it will run for over four hours without power so it made sense to make it a server. Currently it has an HP laserjet 1200 hanging off it, served with Samba to support printing from Windows, Linux and OS X, it has network shares (Samba and NFS), DNS (using dnsmasq, much easier to set up than bind), DHCP, squid web proxy (including wpad.dat configuration for automatic detection by IE and Firefox), IMAPS for serving e-mail with fetchmail to pull it down from my pop accounts, Openwebmail to allow me to send and receive mail from anywhere in the world using ipcheck to update my dyndns records so I don't have to remember my specific IP address, spamassassin to filter all the crap about viagra etc, and clamwin antivirus before mail ever hits a Windows box (yeah yeah, I shouldn't use Windows for e-mail and browsing, but I have thunderbird and firefox as defaults and I only really use Windows for games but it is still nice to feel I can read mail and browse a little with some level of safety).

    Actually, now I feel less bothered about the £1500 the laptop cost me because with all it is now doing as a server I feel like I can get several more years use out of it. Although, compared with the £1000 the iBook cost I still think Toshiba blows.

    In the end, setting up this machine as a server has been great experience, I have got it interacting with my heterogenous environment and it does a lot for such a little machine. Oh, and the lack of fan noise and small size is also a real bonus.

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    "I have the attention span of a strobe lit goldfish, please get to the point quickly!"
    1. Re:Use old laptop as a server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case your backlight failed it might just be that the fuse for the backlight needs to be replaced. Should cost approx. $1. I've often heard about notebook repair shops which charged for a complete new backlight ($100-$250) while all they really did was just replacing the fuse ...

    2. Re:Use old laptop as a server by rediguana · · Score: 1

      Yeah I've been doing the same with my old Toshiba laptops - I seem to keep having the hard drives fail. I'll be doing that will all the old laptops from the business now. I've taken to sticking Fedora on them, using Samba for file sharing, SquirrelMail and DoveCot IMAP for email archives, and eGroupWare.

      As a small business server they are fantastic. Take up little space, have an inbuilt screeen, mouse, keyboard, networking and battery if the power fails. Setup rsync for backups and you're set! Especially now I've got a PowerBook G4 and can rsync from the terminal. And it all works beautifully with a mixture of XP, OSX and FC machines on the network!

    3. Re:Use old laptop as a server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually it's the cold cathode tube that fails, either it gets cracked (they are very fragile) or the tube simply wears out. It's basically a fluorescent lamp.

    4. Re:Use old laptop as a server by Cecil · · Score: 1

      I did just this when my 18 month old Toshiba Satellite Pro 3000 partially died making it useless for its primary purpose because the LCD backlight failed. I had only just replaced the battery because that had died and the case was made from a brittle plastic that left it prone to cracks and chipping. Basically, Toshiba isn't getting any more of my money

      Mine had almost the exact same problems, except the CD-RW died as well. Yours lasted longer than mine, mine self destructed a few weeks after the 1 year warranty expired. The backlight failure was the last straw.

      Toshiba Satellite 3000 H200

    5. Re:Use old laptop as a server by GreatDrok · · Score: 1

      I have become a very vocal supporter of Apple laptops given my experience with my last three Intel laptops. The iBook I bought is far cheaper than any of the Intel lappys were and yet it appears so much better designed for the purpose. The battery life is excellent, it doesn't get painfully hot, doesn't have a noisy fan that is constantly reving on and off and the materials are clearly more able to take the use. I thought the iBook was going to be a pain because it has a shiny finish and is white. Yes, it has picked up a few sratches but those are easily polished over and the white gets a little dirty but again it cleans away nicely. Compare this to the Toshiba which cracked and broke. Also, the Tosh had silver paint on the palm rest and within weeks this had rubbed away leaving two large black hand prints which looked rotten. I see a lot of Intel laptops like this. OK, IBM Thinkpads seem well made albeit in a somewhat industrial way compared with the elegance of the iBook, but most Intel laptops appear to be designed for very casual use whereas I use my iBook every day. The really scary thing is I could sell it on Ebay after a year of hard use and still get about 60% of my money back! Its like buying a BMW versus buying a Ford, only in this case the BMW is cheaper than the Ford too!

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  25. I can't... by squoozer · · Score: 1

    believe I RTFA!

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  26. This is so bizarre... by ceeam · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wouldn't it be healthier to develop the alcohol addiction instead? :)

  27. You forgot totally dead laptop.. by mstefanus · · Score: 1, Funny

    Totally dead laptop
    Strategically placed, it can serve as a doorstop

  28. So Close! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 5, Funny
    I have a 4 way Xeon server that I've been thinking about turning into a laptop.

    I've got it built into a custom plywood case with a 19" LCD, 4 drive RAID, tape backup and 100 disc CDR changer. I'm working on installing the 3 day battery backup and generator this week.

    Now, could someone come help me? My legs are pinnned and crushed and I can't reach the remote.

    1. Re:So Close! by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      100 disc CD-R changer? WTF?

      Actually, this does bring up a good point (actually, two). Why can't we build our own laptops? Someone needs to come up with a formfactor...

      Actually, I do know why... Dell doesn't want to have people do their own repairs, because they can gouge the customers without them being able to do anything about it. Ditto for HP.

      Also, why AREN'T there SMP laptops? VIA's shown a Mini-ITX board with dual Nano-BGA C3s. Why not do that on a laptop mobo? It'd be cooler than a desktop Pentium 4-based laptop (what I'm typing this on), and it might even be faster than this 2.2GHz piece of crap...

    2. Re:So Close! by hotspotbloc · · Score: 1
      I've got it built into a custom plywood case with a 19" LCD, 4 drive RAID, tape backup and 100 disc CDR changer. I'm working on installing the 3 day battery backup and generator this week.

      ... And an old Honda Civic as the carrying case.

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  29. I did this to get a floppy drive by ehud88 · · Score: 1

    I got a new laptop (IBM T42), it had everything I wanted except a floppy drive. Yes I know floppies are old and nobody uses them, however in my lab we still use them so I need a floppy drive. So I took my old laptop with a dedicated floppy drive, started sshd and on the new machine setup keychain (allows you to log in to ssh without passwords but still secure) and a put together a bash script. Now I have a floppy drive for the new machine and still the option to set the old machine up as a web server or some other odd application.

    All of this was done just to save money on a usb floppy drive.

  30. Jukebox... by genneth · · Score: 1

    Use another server as the storage. If the controls (keyboard + mouse) work and the screen works, then you're sorted. If not, do a bit of electronics hacking and interface with the parallel port (believe me, a friend and I actually did this). LED's are a few pennies, and parport printer connectors a couple of pounds. The software is free, coz you are gonna write it, right?

  31. Slashku by bobdotorg · · Score: 1, Funny

    laptop to server
    no need to RTFA
    must be slow news day (or 'article blows goats')

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  32. Same with any computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Every use he lists is the same for any old computer except that it has a built in UPS. How is this cool? I mean, UPS's cost $50 and up. Old Laptop batteries don't last to much longer than a cheap UPS. And besides, most old laptops don't have stuff like ethernet jacks or have weird proprietary ports.

    This ain't worth the front page of /.

  33. SCO? You had me worried for a second by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As long as you have a floppy or CD-ROM drive on the laptop, you can create a bootable FreeSCO disk that will turn your laptop into a fully functional and highly configurable router. You don't even have to configure anything on the laptop itself because all the work is done on the computer where you make your bootable disks.

    I was worried until I saw that FreeSCO stands for Free Cisco.
  34. He Forgot using a laptop with a Monitor by billstewart · · Score: 1
    Just because the display is damaged doesn't mean that the laptop can't work just fine with a monitor, often at higher resolution than with the original screen. You _can_ use it as a server with no display, but you're not limited to that.

    One of the three PCs on my desk is a laptop with a dead screen that works just fine with the monitor when I switch the KVM switch over to it, and keeps a couple of old Win95 apps alive; when we're done with them I'll probably turn it into a Linux server of some sort, but it's happy for now, or I may just use it as a printer server.

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  35. "Damaged Display" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In many cases the LCD-display's backlight just stops working (while the display remains dark the output is still slightly visible). Instead of buying a complete new expensive display you might want to check the SMD-fuse first. On my old laptop it was placed on the inverter board and was labeled "F1". I replaced it with a new fuse (not an SMD one but who cares ...) and the backlight worked again :-)

  36. forgotten options .... by netnerd.caffinated · · Score: 1, Funny

    the article fails to mention how useful old laptops are as doorstops, frisbees' and anchors.

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  37. Ancient laptops make great Serial terminal's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Ancient laptops with no batteries make great serial terminals. You go out a buy a "null modem cable", or maybe you had a old one laying around from a external modem or something. Also known as laplink cables. Carefull! There are different types of serial cables, have the wrong one CAN/WILL damage a board!

    I had a ancient 386 laptop. I installed DOS on it, and used Kermit as a terminal emulator to connect to a tty out I had on a serial port on my desktop.

    Had that open to a terminal, and I could start programs on my X server from it, too!

    Also great for all those servers. So that you don't have to waste a monitor and keyboard on all those servers you simply setup Lilo to boot up using the serial as the main tty interface. Simply have a cord hanging out of each server, or have the servers turned around backwards or something and go and plug the laptop into the server that you need to work on.

    Nice for a secure setup! All gettys are disabled, except for serial cord. No ssh in or out. Only nessicary services would be needed. All administration you could ever want done you could do thru that serial terminal via the laptop.

    I like it for the extra keyboard and screen it provides. Nice to IRC while playing games, I'll talk thru the boring parts.

  38. Re:if it wasnt for busted laptops i woulnt have on by Ed_Moyse · · Score: 1

    I have a busted keyboard as well ... where did you get this mini keyboard from?

    Of course ideally I'd like to find a "proper" spare part ... does anyone know where to get Sony Vaio keyboards?

  39. why did this make it to the front page? by j.a.mcguire · · Score: 0

    what a pile of crap.

  40. Well, I found a use... by Polkyb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...and I know i may get flamed for this, but, I have about 25 'old' laptops, stacked in a few piles, in the corner of my office... They ARE my Beowulf cluster

    None of them are particularly speedy, and half of them have cracked LCDs, but for what I'm using them for, they're fine

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    1. Re:Well, I found a use... by trifakir · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I have about 25 'old' laptops, stacked in a few piles, in the corner of my office... They ARE my Beowulf cluster

      That's interesting. What kind of computations are you running there? The whole setup sounds like bloody heterogeneous (probably you have all different network, CPU speeds, memory sizes). My feeling is that besides for some pretty coarse-grained parallel jobs it is not good for anything else.

    2. Re:Well, I found a use... by Polkyb · · Score: 1

      I'm not really using them for any kind of processing. I upgraded the hard disks in them (if they needed it) and use them mainly as a clustered file repository

      The whole project is just a way to relieve the boredom in between jobs anyway... I'm not using them for anything work related and it IS putting the old hardware to good use (well, I think so. My boss may have another view)

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    3. Re:Well, I found a use... by isorox · · Score: 3, Funny

      None of them are particularly speedy, and half of them have cracked LCDs, but for what I'm using them for, they're fine

      A table?

    4. Re:Well, I found a use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      > I'm not really using them for any kind of processing.
      > ...
      > putting the old hardware to good use

      You mean, wasting power idling for no purpose at all? Brilliant!

      I myself have a "Beowulf cluster" of lightbulbs I keep running in my lower desk drawer; it was a real pain to set up enough ventilation to prevent my desk from catching on fire.

    5. Re:Well, I found a use... by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Oooh. I'd use it for dvd::rip. One of my fondest dreams is to be able to do a rip and transcode in less than real-time.

      -Peter

    6. Re:Well, I found a use... by charlieo88 · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine the biggest use he has for it is bragging rights.

  41. Before Slashdotting happens by rathehun · · Score: 1

    Rehabilitating Damaged Laptops Submitted by Lineman Sun, 10/03/2004 - 10:48 Hardware It breaks my heart to see a computer in need of a good home. For years, I've driven my wife crazy with all the "strays" I've brought home with me. After all, the last thing my house needs is a few more cubic feet devoted to kenneling old and abused computers. That being said, laptops present very unique opportunities. No matter what caused you or someone else to ditch that old laptop, there still may be some way to integrate it back into society. For every kind of laptop lemon, I've found that there's plenty of lemonade to be made. Damaged Display This has to be the most common laptop problem that I've seen, particularly among my own. Unfortunately, replacing a damaged LCD can easily end up costing more than a brand new laptop. Without a display, you can still make use of even a moderately old laptop as a Web server. Install some stripped-down version of Windows and install EasyPHP or just use Linux with MySQL and Apache and you'll soon have your own personal Web "sandbox." Since you don't need a graphics card for a game server, you could even run your own local or Internet Quake server. If the battery is still good, you even have a built-in UPS of sorts to keep your server from crashing during any short power outages. This may not sound like much of a benefit since you will lose power on everything else during power failure, but consider this: since you don't have to worry about it shutting down, you can stash it in a closet or on top of a shelf without worrying about physically rebooting it. Tiny or Dead Hard Drive If your old laptop has a tiny hard drive, and by small I mean under 100 MB of space, you may or may not be able to upgrade it. Even if you can, you are certainly looking at no more than a gigabyte of space and will probably be making use of someone else's used drive. Still worse, maybe the drive in your laptop is completely dead. Since we are talking about an older laptop in this case, we are fortunate because unlike newer models, older laptops almost always came with a built-in floppy drive. With a small drive, you might be able to squeeze an early edition of Windows 95 onto it (I've done this but it's painful). However, Windows 3.1 will comfortable fit on such a drive just fine. With a few floppy disks, you can install that and a compatible word processor from that era like Microsoft Works or Word Perfect. You now have a small and portable word processor to use while on the road or to write that novel you've secretly been working on. But what if the drive is dead or nonexistent? There's still hope. Some of you may not remember using computers before they had hard drives, but I can assure you that it is possible to get by without one on many tasks. You'll need to create a bootable DOS disk. If you aren't terribly familiar with DOS, you may want to make sure DOSSHELL is on it to help you navigate files without fumbling around on the command line. Once you've booted into DOS, you can use the built-in EDIT utility as a word processor. Once you have EDIT running, you can swap out the disk and use a second disk to store your documents on. You might even be able to install an older word processor on a third disk that you can load ofter booting that will have more functionality than DOS's EDIT. Low Memory If you find yourself with custody of a really old laptop, you may not have enough memory to do much of anything. Those of you who can still remember measuring memory in kilobytes can probably still appreciate how much of an issue RAM used to be. Maybe you have a laptop with only a few megabytes of memory and still refuse to throw it away like it's going to grow more RAM over time. What you can use such a system for hearkens back to the days when memory and drive space was such a premium that most computing was done with a single mainframe holding all the major resources and terminals were used to access them. If you have a Linux or BSD server on your network, you can share its resources by installing a very bare vers

  42. Read the article...kind of scary by leereyno · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This guy reminds me of an uncle of mine whose back yard is full of junk. Just because you CAN find a use for something doesn't mean that you've found a GOOD use for it. There comes a time when you need to toss stuff. Bending over backwards inventing uses for archaic hardware just so you can have an excuse to hold onto it just isn't rational.

    I do agree that setting up a late model laptop with a cracked display as a server of some sort does make a lot of sense, asssuming of course you have need for such a server. But installing Win3.1 and wordperfect 6.0 on a 386 that's old enough for a bar mitzva is just plain crazy for anyone who has any means of getting anything better. Toss it!

    Human beings are aquisitive. We like to get stuff and keep stuff. Some people don't seem to understand that there comes a point at which holding on to something is a detriment because it eats up resources without providing any genuine return. The resources I'm talking about are things like space, electricity, and the patience of your spouse. It is far, far better to periodically do an inventory and toss out stuff. If you don't have a legitimate use for it and aren't going to have a use for it, then get rid of it. If you can't stand the idea of throwing it into the landfill then take it down to goodwill. Just because its useless to you doesn't mean its useless to everyone. Not only will you have more space for new stuff, but you'll find that your state of mind will improve. Lets face it, having a yard, or a house, or even a room filled up with junk creates a problem. The junk takes up space, gets in the way, and is generally a pain, and yet you don't want to get rid of it for some reason. This creates stress. Get rid of the junk and get rid of the stress.

    I used to collect computers. Not anymore. I ditch anything I can't put to good use. The only exception I've made is for my old Apple IIe that I've had since I was 12, and if it ever dies I'm ditching it too. Today I've got 2 PC's and an Ultra-10. Actually make that 3 PC's if you count my HTPC that's in the living room. I'm a lot happier now than I was back in my hoarding and pack-ratting days.

    I think the author of this piece needs to throw some crap out. If his wife hasn't left him by now then someone need to tell the vatican because she needs to be cannonized as a saint.

    Lee

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    1. Re:Read the article...kind of scary by Trurl's+Machine · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The resources I'm talking about are things like space, electricity, and the patience of your spouse.

      Marriage, sir, is an art of compromise. I have patience for my spouse - I am a "good boy" when we meet our in-laws, I go to see "chick-flicks" (tonight we're goint to see "The Notebook", oh boy, I'm already scared), I am kind to her friends, even the ones that I actually hate. My spouse has patience to me and agreably she needs a lot. But everyone in a marriage NEEDS some space on his own - you can't jettison all your hobbies or passions just because your spouse doesn't like/understand them.

      You are right poiting that this guy's hobby is economically unfeasible. It's almost always better and cheaper to buy a new laptop rather than refurbish a 10-year old el crappo. But what wrong with having a HOBBY? Hobbies usually consume resources ("The resources I'm talking about are things like space, electricity, and the patience of your spouse") and I don't think that this one is particularly worse in that matter when compared to, say, golfing or slashdotting.

    2. Re:Read the article...kind of scary by zelbinion · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I used to suffer from computer packrat bulimia. I would collect a lot of comuter hardware (much of it old/obsolete) then every so often "purge" everything except the newest machines and start over. That is, until I revived an old 286... It dual-booted msdog/windoze 3.0 and minix. The minix install had a web server that I turned into a remote control for an mp3 player (on a different box, of course.)

      So, get this... you had to have a machine with a web browser to see the web page on the 286 minix box so that you could control the mp3 player on 266Mhz linux box, which, of course, was fully capable of running its own web server... The 286 was completely uncessary in the setup, and dramatically slowed everything down. I set up the minix box to prove it could be done, rather than because it was a good idea. The same goes for the caseless 386dx25 I mangled into a NAT/firewall. It used a pair of 8-bit Eagle NE1000 10-base2 cards and was thus incapable of routing a full-speed broadband connection. What's the point in that? I don't know...

      So, another purge, and anything slower than a 500Mhz box was sold or tossed. You might call it a hobby. I'd prefer to call it an addiction. With the low cost of wireless access points, print servers, firewalls, and external storage, I find it just isn't worth my time to try and make older machines do anything usefull anymore. If you have anything slower than a Pentium II, toss it. Go buy your self a $60 d-link or linksys appliance, put it in the corner, and forget about it. Less space, less noise, less hassle. If you really feel the need set up your own server, get a decent enough box to run your firewall, web server, dhcp server, http proxy, ltsp server, samba server, etc. etc. and do everything on one box. You still get to learn how it all works, and you won't have to wade through 15 boxes of rubbish and fight off the spaghetti cable monster each time you want to enjoy your hobby.

      Check out the refurb section of pricewatch or ebay for some great deals. $100 will buy you a decent enough box. Then again, you could probably get something similar from your next door neighbor who is about to throw a perfectly useable (and not completely obsolete) machine in the dumpster.

      Trust me. If it's not at least a Pentium II (or equivalent) don't waste your time.

      Booting a broken 386 off floppies and word processing with dos edit??? Oh, god, that man needs help...

      As Weird Al said: "What kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito? Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!"

    3. Re:Read the article...kind of scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy reminds me of an uncle of mine whose back yard is full of junk. Just because you CAN find a use for something doesn't mean that you've found a GOOD use for it. There comes a time when you need to toss stuff. Bending over backwards inventing uses for archaic hardware just so you can have an excuse to hold onto it just isn't rational.

      "One man's junk..."

      You admit, "Human beings are acquisitive," then go on to assert that old things are necessarily and in most cases "useless".

      I don't find this a contradiction, though - just slight misrepresentation. Humans tend to have countless irrational-but-harmless peccadilloes; for every one you observe in someone else I'm sure you can count one in yourself. Judging from your characterizations, I'm guessing your main problem is actually with aesthetics and conformance rather than rationality or utility.

      e.g., what would your impression of your uncle's yard be if he got rid of all the "junk" and it were instead full of grass and dandelions? You might feel better about it, but objectively, is it really any more "useful"? Or even beautiful?

      BTW, the mainstream utilitarian mentality of "out with the old, in with the new" was specifically crafted by Madison Avenue to keep you squarely in the grotto of unending consumerism. Play along if that's what makes you happy - but don't for a second think that your subjective aesthetic sense is a "rational" determinant of utility for others!

    4. Re:Read the article...kind of scary by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not so much that he has a hobby, it's that he's pretending he's getting super-useful cool machines out of it when that really isn't the case.

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    5. Re:Read the article...kind of scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Some people don't seem to understand that there comes a point at which holding on to something is a detriment because it eats up resources without providing any genuine return. The resources I'm talking about are things like space, electricity, and the patience of your spouse.

      Oftentimes, this applies to holding on to the spouse as well...

    6. Re:Read the article...kind of scary by starrsoft · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're right about hobbies. But this was not presented as a hobby. It was presented as practical.

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    7. Re:Read the article...kind of scary by a1englishman · · Score: 1
      ...what wrong with having a HOBBY? ... I don't think that this one is particularly worse in that matter when compared to ... slashdotting.

      Nobody* slashdots from home, and therefore, it doesn't annoy our wives.

      *No one of any significance.

    8. Re:Read the article...kind of scary by toddestan · · Score: 1

      To go through the stuff would mean I would have to get up, and actually sort through the stuff to decide what to keep and what to toss. Then I would have to gather up the stuff that is going to be tossed, and pay to take it to be "recycled" because the trashman won't haul it away. I thought the point was to reduce stress? Better off just letting it stay where it is. It's not causing any harm.

      Besides, just because something doesn't have any real monetary value doesn't mean it's worthless. An old AT power supply or floppy drive might have no value - but if you suddenly need one, where are you going to get one?

      And then there are some people who just like to tinker with old hardware.

    9. Re:Read the article...kind of scary by unitron · · Score: 1

      If that IIe ever dies how about send me the software. I've got one but nothing to run on it, not even an OS.

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  43. Why reuse it? by ihavnoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Need a simple console emulator machine? run it on your main PC.
    Need a MP3 player? run it on your main PC.
    Need a word processor? run it on your main PC.
    Need a server? run it on your main PC with VMWare or user-mode linux or whatsoever equivalent.

    Don't need any of them? forget about it and throw the old laptop away, or maybe give it to some of your friends who wants it as some other usage.

    That would be cheaper, considering that old laptops eat up your room space, and here in Seoul, every square feet of your apartment cost thousands of dollars.

    Not to mention getting your room full of ancient machines, and the disk+fan noise you have to tolerate every day.

    1. Re:Why reuse it? by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      I have a pentium 2 400mhz laptop with a dead screen, keyboard, battery and the mouse is flakey. My main hard disk failed ages ago and I now have it sitting beside my TV running geexbox booting off a 100mb hard disk.
      My powersupply died too, so I've soldered an old CB Radio supply into the laptop.

      Could I watch movies on my computer? Yes, but I wouldn't have a nice couch to sit on and a large screen. I'm keeping that baby on life support for years to come.

      Also this proves why you don't buy compaq crap.

  44. Note to the crazy-driven wife by dJOEK · · Score: 1

    Leave.

    (you can get fortune! just tell the judge how many laptops he has ;) )

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    1. Re:Note to the crazy-driven wife by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      (you can get fortune! just tell the judge how many laptops he has ;) )

      Judge smells a rat and awards wife all those "expensive" laptops as her part of the settlement; scheming wife gets a pile of useless junk, guy gets to keep the stuff that is actually worth something.

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  45. Mp3 Player by t0qer · · Score: 1

    Old laptops make really nice MP3 players. There's a nice DOS mp3 player called damp that even has support for alphanumeric LCD's.

    Works great in the car too.

    1. Re:Mp3 Player by biglig2 · · Score: 1

      It's not quite going to repalce my ipod though, is it?

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  46. Re:if it wasnt for busted laptops i woulnt have on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  47. What's the use? by pdx_joe · · Score: 1

    With prices low and available clock cycles high, why would someone waste their time/energy/space finding archaeic uses for these machines? Sure, I believe in recycle/reuse, I use old boxes for servers or play toys for the kids, but come on! Once it reaches a certain point it's time to say goodbye.

    1. Re:What's the use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With prices low and available clock cycles high, why would someone waste their time/energy/space finding archaeic uses for these machines?

      Because that's the geek thing to do? Also, I wouldn't want to spend a 100 for a machine to do a job that my 5 year old unused laptop could do just as good...

    2. Re:What's the use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that was supposed to be a 1000... and WHY is the euro-sign removed by suxcode!?

  48. e-bay baby by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    I don't know if this has been said, but the best way to get rid of strays is to do the e-bay thing. Seriously, there is always someone out there that is going to need bits of trivial parts, and you might be doing a service and earning a buck or two. For example, I busted a friends cd-rom connector, the person told me specificly that the floppy went in the right bay when it clearly did not. $50 or so odd bucks later I get a replacement with the right part. Ok, now I have a stray, but that's not the point. The point is it was cool I could find an exact match.

    But so long as there is a useful application for a POStop, there is going to be someone in need of parts to make their very own frankentop.

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  49. me too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worst. article. ever.

    "Use it as a server"... wow, he actually made out of that sentence a whole article.

  50. Re:if it wasnt for busted laptops i woulnt have on by SpinyManiac · · Score: 1

    Yes, Ebay.

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  51. What a life. by Daniel+Ellard · · Score: 2, Funny
    This isn't a crap article, it's the perfect slashdot boast. This guy has:

    • A wife, who he drives crazy
    • A house, which he has filled with computers
    • An apparently endless stream of old laptops to futz with
    • Spare time in which to futz
    • All the lemonade he wants
      • Life is beautiful.

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  52. Easy: Slashdotted Server! by reality-bytes · · Score: 1


    If you're lucky it might even come with that "I was anihilated by Slashdot" crispy-burnt smell ;)

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  53. Yup. by jcuervo · · Score: 1

    I have a Compaq Contura 410c. Ancient little thing, 486 with 16 megs. Missing its screen, hard drive has bad sectors, keyboard sucks. Been my home firewall and primary dns server for years (though it's offline now; didn't pay the DSL bill, and not in any particular hurry to give the bastards at SBC any money). Was also doing MX duty for a while, but I moved that to another box.

    Best uptime was a little past one year. :-)

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  54. You bastard... by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    Infecting those kids with an overload of tech-interest, making geeks of them and pushing them towards the edges of our technical frontiers, boldly going where no Geek has gone before ??
    What's next, are you going to tell them to browse slashdot ?

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  55. Dead Laptop Haiku by Blowfishie · · Score: 2, Funny
    Completely rooted?

    Fix it up with glue and paste.

    Fancy a server?

  56. Re:if it wasnt for busted laptops i woulnt have on by Celvin · · Score: 2, Informative

    You can get a roll-up keyboard from here

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  57. How about an MP3 player... by cmclean · · Score: 1

    Not portable, but an old (P133, 96Mb RAM) toshi laptop which became all but useless for any meaningful work did, however, have a sound card and PCMCIA wi-fi fully supported by Linux 2.4.n. Add Music Player Daemon, samba, PHP and apache and connect via 1/8" stereo jack to your Hi-Fi. Then mount all your MP3's via samba, fire up the servers and use your new laptop or desktop system to set up playlists and pump your MP3's through your nice phat amp.

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  58. Nothing is truly broken... by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

    ... Until nobody wants it.

    I've just finished installing minix on my Zenith supersport 286e. I found it under a house. But I now need a new power supply as I let the magic blue smoke out of the old one. The good news is that it is a fairly standard (as laptop PS units go) 16.5 V DC unit.

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  59. They work great for auto tuning by flacoman · · Score: 1

    Most auto ECU tuning programs are DOS ,or very simple Windows programs,so a 486 or Pentium is plenty. Helps keep the good laptop safe, since the car one will be getting greasy and perhaps left in the car a time or two.

  60. Re:Safety First by Technician · · Score: 1

    I am sure you can find a kid who would be interested in disecting it.


    If you do find a kid wanting to disect it, be sure he is knowledgable in the care and feeding of the backlight. The tube has mecurey and uses high voltage. It's not the same as tearing apart an old C64.

    --
    The truth shall set you free!
  61. my biggest problem is no ports by Artifex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have an old TravelMate in good and even clean condition; the problem is that there are no modern ports on it!

    There's no ether, no pcmcia, the serial is the old slow type of UART (top speed 9600? 19,200? I forgot), no usb, etc. It's got a floppy. The parallel port might be bidirectional; I haven't checked, yet. It's got a 14.4K internal modem.

    It's also got a cute outboard trackball, and was designed to run Win95. My parents probably lost the install floppies a long time ago, though.

    I'm thinking, my best hope for connectivity, without spending a lot for a docking station, is some sort of serial to ether dongle. But I'm not sure it'll even do that well. I don't want to run SLIP or PLIP unless there's an easy way to get a Windows box to do those at the other end, for compatibility reasons.

    Any useful suggestions that don't involve spending real money?

    --
    Get off my launchpad!
    1. Re:my biggest problem is no ports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For an ethernet adapter:
      http://www.tldp.org/HOWTO/Hardware-HOWTO /parallel. html

      Lists these as supported:

      Accton EtherPocket adapter
      AT-Lan-Tec/RealTek parallel port ethernet adapter
      D-Link DE600/DE620 parallel port ethernet adapter

    2. Re:my biggest problem is no ports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about picking up an old parallel to ethernet convertor on ebay? I've got an ancient Xircom PE3 that comes of the the cupboard now and again, when I absolutely MUST Ghost an old PC or server and can't get the NIC driver working under DOS. Saved my bacon on one or two occasions, I can tell you!

    3. Re:my biggest problem is no ports by fciron · · Score: 1

      I have an old Pentium, 155Mhz, no cd, I am running MuLinux and I can write and play games. It includes instructions for SLIP to a Windows box and read only NTFS compatability.

      I am totally Linux clueless so I have not connected it to anything yet, I was gonna try after I finished wasting time here.

  62. What do I do with old laptops? by herwin · · Score: 2

    1. Give them to the kids.
    2. Use them as a dedicated DVD player.
    3. Leave them in a drawer.

    (Current count of laptops in the household: 8)

    1. Re:What do I do with old laptops? by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 0

      A worthy advice, but where is the "profit!" ?

      --
      There you are, staring at me again.
  63. my vaio by BoaZaur · · Score: 5, Interesting

    About 2 years ago I found in one of the closets at work an old VAIO PIII 600Mgz.
    I ask around and the boss said it is broken and Sony labs ask for more then a new VAIO to fix it. So I took it home. I work on it at nights before going to sleep.
    The case was all broken and the keyboard popped out. When plugged into the power the light goes on but nothing happens. So I opened it up. I saw the CPU fan was dismantled, probably when it was dropped and the case broke. I changed the fun and connected it. Now the fan turns but still nothing happens. I played around with it for days (nights) by chance I changed the alternate-BIOS dipswitch and the screen comes to life. What? The BIOS was over-written how did that happen? I scraped up from the net some source code for a little program that I ran on a friend VAIO, to copy his BIOS, then to write the one on my machine. OK now I'm at the boot prompt. I see the HD is dead. I order 40g one from compgeeks.com. Mean while I take it all apart, glue up the case real nice. 80% of the screws where missing, so I go downtown to find some. The battery mechanism is broken. Ha, I fix it in place with Masking tape. The HD arrives. Now the VAIO has neither floppy nor CD. Easy, put the HD (with that 2.5 HD kit) in a desktop machine. Hatch a windows XP installation. (Hatch is when you do> winnt32 /syspart:D /tempdrive:D to install a disk that is than removed and put in another machine. Just do winnt32 /? to read all about it).
    That's it the VAIO is working. And it is so nice it is half the weight from my wife's 700Mg Celeron Thinkpad. Feels faster and lasts x3 on a full battery.
    Well not so good, my boss comes one day and ask where is that old laptop. I tell him I have it. He says he wants it back. Now, there is no way I'm going to give it back after all the work I put into it. We have a big fight about it. Finally he admits that he needs the power-supply so he can have one at home and one at work so he doesn't have to carry the power supply three meters to the elevator and back. I Juice up the VAIO for the last time. And bring him the PWSP.
    It is sitting there with power for one go. It took me 14 month and I'm at a dead end. A new PWSP is $200 and it has to be specially ordered since they don't carry them any more. Well 2 month ago, I go to NY (a sad occasion I'm afraid) and I find on 14th st an Original VAIO PWSP for $40 . I now have Mandrake on my VAIO and I'm excited every time I use it. We have a special bond we're war-bodies. The only thing short of perfect is three keys missing on the keyboard: VBN. I can still press that little nipple below the key. One day I will carve these keys from wood.

    Free life Boaz

    1. Re:my vaio by H8X55 · · Score: 1

      whoa.

      that's an awesome story.

    2. Re:my vaio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are my soulmate. Congratulations.

    3. Re:my vaio by Minwee · · Score: 2, Funny
      And it is so nice it is half the weight from my wife's 700Mg Celeron Thinkpad.

      So the VAIO _only_ weighs 350 megagrams?

      That's more than three hundred Volkswagens!

    4. Re:my vaio by R2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "I tell him I have it"

      Oooohh - rookie mistake.

      Proper response:"Laptop? Oh yeah; I played with it a lot but it never really got working properly, so I disposed of it."

      Please note that, in the Clintonesque sense, you haven't told a lie: "Working properly" means 100%, and it's still missing keys; "Disposed of" literally means "to make a disposition," and its disposition is that it is good enough for you.

      --
      "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
    5. Re:my vaio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than the Bushesque sense where the laptop keeps shooting at you after you declare that the major repair work is over

    6. Re:my vaio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mg is is milligram dumbass.

    7. Re:my vaio by tropicflite · · Score: 1

      You are a shining beacon of geekdom lighting the way for the rest of us!

    8. Re:my vaio by Minwee · · Score: 1
      That was very good. Did you type that all by yourself? We are all very proud of you for spelling complicated words like 'milligram' and 'dumbass' correctly.

      Here are a few more SI prefixes, including both "milli-" and "mega-". See if you can spot the subtle differences between them and be prepared to describe them to the rest of the class tomorrow.

    9. Re:my vaio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Mg (big M) IS megagram. Dumbass!

  64. Laptops quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, they're not. The fans in them are extremely annoying.

    1. Re:Laptops quiet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fan in my laptop (which is actually a few years old, but still used as my main computer...) is off most of the time, meaning absolutely quiet. Now my just-as-old harddrive is another story though... :)

      But I plan to replace the harddrive with a new and quiet one and use it as a DivX/mp3 player hooked up to the TV once I quit being a student and can afford to buy a new one (only 5 more months now! :D OK, I'll have to find a job too...).

    2. Re:Laptops quiet by Looke · · Score: 1

      You mean the discrete fan which runs only when I rip CDs and play Quake 3? I can live with that :)

  65. backlights are cool by loraksus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've been tearing apart old laptops (a bunch of stylistic 486 tablets without anything) for their backlights.
    I left the backlights attached to the "plastic light diffusing thingys" that are behind the actual lcd.

    I had a couple of (neon case lights) inverters (think it was for 6" tubes) that now power them pretty well. These things are bright, 1 is a bit overkill for a nightlight, you can read a book by the light of 2 panels from about 4'.

    svc.com sells a bunch of case modding stuff, and their prices are good, although you will buy 10x more stuff than you intended.

    Everything runs on 12V DC and is attached to a molex connector right now, but I'll be switching it to a wall wart eventually

    Thinking of making a "backlight wall" or a "backlight lamp" once I have an enough (8?).

    I'm sure there is some use for something like this in photography (i.e. even lighting), although the white is a bit harsh, though I could get some filters for that.

    Sadly no pics, my dig cam is out of service for the next couple of weeks.

    Anyone else doing something like this?

    /I'm doped up on nyquil and sick as shit, so if something above doesn't make sense. . .

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    1. Re:backlights are cool by Lieutenant_Dan · · Score: 1

      Anyone else doing something like this?

      I have collected a bunch of old XT keyboard keys and inserted small magnets in them. We use to leave each other messages on the fridge like "WE NEED MORE MILK", "SEE DENTIST ON MONDAY" or "I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH YOUR SISTER".

      It's all very practical.

      --
      Wearing pants should always be optional.
  66. Two Become One by salvorHardin · · Score: 1

    I usually wait until there's a couple of broken laptops, and swap out bits of each of them to make one working laptop.
    I have tonnes of spares for various HP Omnibook laptops, and old Toshiba Tecra/Satellites.
    I am still using a P3 Omnibook XE3 which came to me in the form of one laptop with a broken screen and another laptop which had suffered severe internal coffee-related injuries.

    1. Re:Two Become One by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, your subject reminded me that I should listen to my Spice Girls CD collection again.

      Cheers!

  67. This guy will be laughing one day. by skimitar · · Score: 1

    I really appreciate his love for hardware. One day, just maybe, that old crappy laptop will be a collector's item. I hope he sells for for a motza on ebay in 2050 and posts a "told you so" on slashdot, for all you doubters out there (as long as he doesn't link it to a webpage running on said laptop)

    1. Re:This guy will be laughing one day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By 2050 will be out of fossil fuels and electricity will be a luxury. We'll be more worried about keeping the meat of the rabbit we shot cool in the fridge than running Linux.

      Plus every laptop model is made in the tens of thousands.

  68. Bookmark it for later. by argent · · Score: 1, Funny

    Think of it as something to point friends-and-family to.

  69. And Next On SLashdot... by JamieKitson · · Score: 1, Funny

    We'll be teaching Grandmothers to suck eggs.

  70. Those are just the easy problems... by IntelliTubbie · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's relatively easy to figure out what to do with a laptop that has a busted display or a too-small hard drive. It's tougher coming up with a quick workaround for the following, all of which I've experienced at one point or another:
    1. Broken or missing part that is no longer made, nearly impossible to find, and/or "unsupported". Many laptop parts and accessories are non-standard and proprietary, e.g. AC adapters and external drives.
    2. Busted motherboard or other vitals. Basically the same as the above, only worse -- unlike a shiny display or gobs of RAM, even a server or dumb terminal needs a working board. Or, even worse...
    3. Problem unknown. The damn thing just doesn't work, and I have no idea why. Mysterious crashes and hardware errors abound.

    I had a Dell sub-laptop give up the ghost a year ago, and it was nearly impossible to troubleshoot -- I basically gave up, replaced it, and have been trying to rehabilitate it as a hobby, but even that has been fruitless. Anything I did would result in bizarre hardware errors, even running Knoppix. I finally figured out that files in memory had errors -- and important config files were strewn with random characters (well, even more than usual) -- so I finally chalked it up to either bad RAM or a bad mobo. After all the time and money, it makes more sense just to junk it.

    Conclusion: the toughest part about rehabilitating a (non-superficially) damaged laptop is determining if it's just damaged or completely dead.

    Cheers,
    IT
    --

    Power corrupts. PowerPoint corrupts absolutely.

  71. Same with storage by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    I mean, who doesn't want to have a 1 Tb-harddrive in his PC? Why? To collect stuff ofcourse. Call it e-mail, MP3, the complete collection of all distributions from Linux-0.1 upto Linux-2.6. When do you use it? Never!
    I guess we should just stick to 1 Mb drives and call it a day. 't-as been fun, but now we need to go back to real information.
    Ofcourse, because we don't know what the real information is, we tend to stock up on it and dig through it later. It does make sense in way:

    Isn't Google the biggest trashcollector in the information-universe ?

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  72. Question by ElektroHolunder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have a ~2 year old, dead Toshiba Satellite lying around which I didn't want to throw away.

    Someone in my company managed to spill tea into it while it was running; careful cleaning and drying didn't help, and my electrical/soldering knowledge is unfortunately quite limited.

    Has anyone been able to put such a thing to good use? From everything I've read, it seems to be at least difficult if not impossible because of the proprietary display electronic, but I'd hate to throw away a perfectly good panel ...

    Being able to use this thing as a 14" digital picture frame would rock :)

    Thanks in advance ..

  73. Before you Frankentop, see the cost of new by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Laptop battery, about $100 (depending)

    144-pin sodimms $113.99/256 (costs may be higher for EDO or propriority memory)

    16bit PC card ethernet adapter $30

    WIFI to Ethernet Bridge $93 (in case you can't do cardbus)

    Laptop DVD rom drive $50 on ebay.

    Cost to make that laptop modern $386.99

    Knowing you can from Walmart for $598 + tax with all that crap already, priceless.

    Sure you can frankentop, just so long as you don't cross the bottom line.

    --
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    1. Re:Before you Frankentop, see the cost of new by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Atleast if Frankentop dies, just take all the parts and move on to the next laptop to be revied. When the cheapo Walmart laptop dies, you'll just be screwed.

    2. Re:Before you Frankentop, see the cost of new by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Atleast if Frankentop dies, just take all the parts and move on to the next laptop to be revied. When the cheapo Walmart laptop dies, you'll just be screwed.

      As screwed as people get when their Sony Vaios died and discovered that cost of replacement screen or motherboard is roughly equal to whole replacement notebook?

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    3. Re:Before you Frankentop, see the cost of new by toddestan · · Score: 1

      As screwed as people get when their Sony Vaios died and discovered that cost of replacement screen or motherboard is roughly equal to whole replacement notebook?

      Yes.

  74. Donate to schools... by sonofagunn · · Score: 1

    Most schools would be ecstatic to receive some refurbished old laptops (or desktops).

    Plus, you would get a real life Karma bonus.

    1. Re:Donate to schools... by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Informative

      Heh, back when I was in school, that was a major source of junk hardware. Schools *don't* want your old junk. They would "break the rules" and let me haul it away for them because they had no use for it all.

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  75. Dell commercial by lewi · · Score: 1

    Is the author related to that guy in the Dell commercials that keeps using duct tape and twenty year old computers to do things? He'd probably love to get his hands on that fine laptop in the Dell commercial that comes with the gigantic hardshell case.

  76. Old laptops are fast! by notthepainter · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Seems counter intuitive, right?

    About 5 years ago I sold an old 68030 based Macintosh Powerbook on ebay. Before I did, I cleaned up the hard drive etc...

    When I tested it, I was shocked. From OFF, not sleep, from off, it would boot and lauch Microsoft Word in 7 seconds.

    Now that is impressive performance.

    It was running MacOS 7.6.1 and Word 5.1. Both from the good old lean days.

    We have certainly lost something since then.

    1. Re:Old laptops are fast! by Generic+Guy · · Score: 1
      It was running MacOS 7.6.1 and Word 5.1. Both from the good old lean days.

      A rather nice overall post, but I submit that MacOS 7.6 was certainly not lean. MacOS system bloat began with v7.5 and spiralled out of control since.

      --
      { - Generic Guy - }
    2. Re:Old laptops are fast! by slazar · · Score: 1

      hmm that's when they started including some real features. Like tcp/ip... 7.6.1 is what I would shoot for on alot of old mac hardware.

  77. Scary article! by xot · · Score: 1

    Damn, I just bought a new laptop and this guy has told me about everything that can go wrong with it!!!
    Hope i never have to use that article, ever.

    --
    Lord of the Binges.
  78. The card you seek .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    The Netgear MA401 is 16bit compatable. See pdf page 11 in MA401 maunal (2M file).

    Overstock.com has a few for $30 ($33 with shipping).

    1. Re:The card you seek .. by Skater · · Score: 1

      Thanks! Just placed the order!

      --RJ

  79. hell yea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i recently got my first lappy, a p133 i paid $20 for because the screen spazzes out when tilted to certain positions. the only thing i could find under $100.

  80. Digital Picture Frame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wasn't using my PII-333 laptop anymore so I turned it into a digital picture frame.

    1. Re:Digital Picture Frame by Aldurn · · Score: 1

      Huh. I did the same thing with an old one I got off eBay. Except, mine was more underpowered:

      640x480x256 screen, so dithering is a must.
      486/25, so it really can't do much in terms of image processing.
      4mb RAM, so even having a backbuffer is starting to stretch things.

      Basically, I cooked up a very simple protocol: 'crgb' changes color index C to values of RGB. 'pc[x1][x2][y1][y2]' changes the pixel at location ([x1][x2], [y1][y2]) to color c. 's' accepts a stream of data, first every pixel from the upper-left to the lower-right, then the color palette from color 0 to color 255.

      The end result of this is that the picture frame is incredibly dumb. In order to display anything, another server needs to connect to it and tell it which bits to flip.

      In any case, it runs just fine with a modified version of cardmgr, a homegrown ifconfig, my display program, and an arbiter to make sure things are running fine, running kernel 2.6.8, on 4 megs of RAM! And it's running much better now that I have a backbuffer.

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  81. Article encourages piracy by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Troll

    But only of Microsoft products and old stuff, so I guess that makes it all right then.

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    If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    1. Re:Article encourages piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did it encourage piracy?

  82. I'm not so sure about this by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1
    If you've still got a laptop that you can't find any use for and I haven't given you any ideas that can work, I have one more possibility to share with you. . . . I've still got a job that your laptop can handle. As long as you have a floppy or CD-ROM drive on the laptop, you can create a bootable FreeSCO disk that will turn your laptop into a fully functional and highly configurable router. . . .

    My boat anchor is a Zenith 180, with two (count 'em, two 720 KB floppy drives. Somehow, I don't think I want to route my traffic through the 2400 baud modem. (Eww! I just had an X.25 flashback!) Heck, I just barely managed to convince my wife that we need basic DSL.

    --
    "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
  83. Digital Picture Frame by redune45 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just tore apart an old 100 Mhz Pentium laptop and installed Slackware on it.
    I've got it set to run a slideshow using svgalib, so I don't even have X installed on the machine.
    It pulls the photos off of my webserver and works great. It was an easy project and the results are great.
    All that is left for me is to find a nice frame to put it in.

    --
    redune.com: The World 3.2 Megapixels at a time
  84. Slackware 4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got a 486/25SX with a 100MB drive. Runs Slackware 4 with X and FVWM.

  85. CNC Machine by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 1

    Any old laptop down to about 486DX/33 will be perfectly usable as a homebuilt CNC controller running TurboCNC in DOS. Laptops are actually ideal for this because they don't take up much space, they already have a flat-panel monitor, and they are usually slightly more resistant to accidental thumps and vibration. You do need to have at least a DX, since TurboCNC relies on the math coprocessor. And the parallel port needs to work; it also may require a little buffering since laptop parallel ports can be low-voltage.

  86. floppy disk linux by kmanq · · Score: 1
    With a small drive, you might be able to squeeze an early edition of Windows 95 onto it (I've done this but it's painful). However, Windows 3.1 will comfortable fit on such a drive just fine.
    Or you can get one of the several versions of linux that can run from floppy: dmoz also lists several: http://dmoz.org/Computers/Software/Operating_Syste ms/Linux/Distributions/Tiny/Floppy_Sized/
  87. How about using the lcd for a tv? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone got any pointers on how to convert a laptop display into a tv or monitor... rca, vga, s video inputs, etc? Or is this possible?

    1. Re:How about using the lcd for a tv? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time laptops are mentionned, someone thinks of the same idea. Every time the answer is the same: It's doable, but give me 2000$. Might as well just buy a new LCD screen.

  88. Home Control by Mr_Disorganized · · Score: 2, Informative

    If the PC has network connectivity, install some Home Automation software in the laptop and VNC to control it. It can sit quietly in a closet and control your house.

  89. laptop reabilitation by blackest_k · · Score: 1

    I have a couple of laptops a tecra 520cdt and a satellite 4090 also a nec

    The Nec is dead but has provided
    a 32meg sodimm for the satellite a 400Mhz processor for my linux box and my worst system is now running at 333mhz using a cryrix m2 that came with the nec.
    one day i will sell off the drives, keyboard, battery,mouse.

    the 4090 came short a few pieces of plastic and no expansion memory
    I have used phone e-topup cards to create a ram cover a hdbay cover and a retainer for the keyboard.
    A Vhs video case was carefully cut down and now holds the battery in place.

    The psu is the one from the tecra.

    I decided i wanted the tecra running unfortunately the nec psu is too gutless
    and too high a voltage for the toshiba to run from.
    i had to modify a connector to fit the back of the tecra achieved by taking a dremell drill lead which had a similar coonector with a 2.5 mm dia hole in the end and drilling it out to 3mm (just enough metal to be successfull).
    the over voltage of the nec it didnt like, and a hp printer psu was the right voltage but under powered (1 amp).

    I finally thought of an old cb psu 13.8 volts, 3amp officially but measured as 14.1 took the dremmel lead and connected to that and now this powers the tecra.

    I bought the 4090 with one aim in mind I have an adaptec videoh hardware mpegII encoder this now sits on the 4090 usb port and uses my wireless lan card to record mpegII streams to my my main system upstairs (nice and quietly)with realvnc I can remotely control the laptop from anywhere in the world,
    The only thing i would like to impliment is remote control of my satellite and cable systems. via the laptop ir port but this seems to be impossible.

    I would love to hear from anyone who has successfully used a laptop as a remote control for tv ect.

    for case cracks ect I would like to suggest a hot glue gun this stuff is fantastic. I have even used it for holding the banisters to my stairs fantastic strength.

  90. More 'top tips' by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Have an old black and white television? Well, just use it to watch black and white movies, you won't notice the difference!

    If you thought that was funny, you'll probably enjoy Viz's "Top Tips". ('Top Tips' appears in the menu bar).

    Typical example: "BUSY executives. Don't buy a Dachshund. Their amusing sausage shape means they take 50% longer to stroke than other dogs, and time is money."

    --
    "Slashdot - News and Chat Sites Deviant". (Click "homepage" link above for details).
  91. touch panels screw up Linux use for old notebooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The laptops that have touchpads present a special problem for rehibilitation after the 'dominent' operating system gives up.

    I loaded RH9 and had a major problem which I eventually solved. Not easy. So then I loaded Fedora Core 2, and the touch padd is all whacky again with no way to fix it.

    I tried loading a touch screen driver but it needed to be built. As I hadn't loaded compilers, etc, to keep the install small, I was unable to build until I did this.

    But the real solution for this Linux problem is to determine what I really want this for: To store my digital pictures when I am out photoing on a buetiful Fall day (or any day).

    I do this day-tripping thing with my camera.

    I use the notebook to cache the pictures.

    The solution for my whacky mouse pad:
    The easy way is to boot to a run-level that just gives a command line. Then the
    sudo mount -t auto /dev/sda1 /mnt/minolta_cam
    command should work from this command line.

    Then I create a new directory, cd to that, and then copy (with a persistence flag!) from the USB device (the camera) to the directory where I am as follows:

    cp -p /mnt/minolta_cam/dcim/* .

    The path to the pictures may be different, but it will be on the USB drive of the camera (it's memory card).

    The -p is VERY important to preserve time stamps. /dev/sda1 is the sccsi device to which Linux maps the flash part of the camera. Depending on your use of the USB facilities of the Linux box, the device may actually be different, something like /dev/sdb1 or perhaps /dev/sda2.

    Funky until you learn about the way that Linux maps USB as sccsi. The information is cyptically included in the directory /proc/bus/usb in files there.

    sda1 means 'sccsi device A-1'

    These mappings should be familiar to Linux users as mirroring the way that file systems deal with harddrive devices mapping them as /dev/hda1 or /dev/hda2

    the sda devices map in the same way.

    So, the notebook can be a very handy (and cheep) storage device for digital pictures for an software geek like myself.

    I think that when I get to it I will not use the laptop anymore for this, but instead figure out a way to use VIO or such device that has a much larger harddrive than my notebook does.

    The dumb thing about these hand held media players is that they don't let you mount another USB device from them to do file transfers. They will act just like external USB storage devices just like the camera does. However, they can't be used to control that other device. Pretty dumb for these. Makes them very weak as far as I can see.

    If you run the notebook to a runlevel where Xwindows is not yet running, it will be much zipper to load the pictures from the camera.

    When I am done loading the pictures (which usually takes about 10 minuetes for a 125Meg Flash card)
    I then issue the following command to delete the pictures:

    sudo rm /mnt/minolta_cam/dcim/*

    This deletes everything on the card right away so that I don't have to wait the long time the camera takes to do the same thing.

    As I am doing commandline things I then umount the camera as follows:

    sudo umount /dev/sda1
    or even
    sudo umount /mnt/minolta_cam

    If you have a process with its current directory in a directory in the cameras file structure, the umount will not work. Then just type
    cd
    which will put you in your home (and not in the camera's file system).
    Then do the umount.

    Then I shut down as follows:

    sudo /sbin/shutdown -h now

    I haven't gotten the syspend mode to every work.

    In conclusion: If I had the resources to buy what I want and whatever I want I would buy new equipment that does what I need and give t

  92. FreeSCO! by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

    Is FreeSCO okay on /. ? Only no one has mentioned this yet, so I'm thinking I must've fallen asleep for a year and SCO has, I dunno, collapsed and then been bought by RMS to become a drop in centre for crazed CEO's or something!

  93. Laptops are all about the screens by Kris_J · · Score: 1

    For me, any spare/obsolete laptop still in one piece and able to boot Win98SE gets turned into an extra screen using Maxivista. If it's damaged but still able to boot something and has a working screen, it will be turned into a digital picture frame. If the screen doesn't work, there's nothing that makes it better than all the other spare computers I already have.

  94. Why does your post sound like a commercial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate it when the commercial message seeps through my inner firewall.

    It would be nice if this society weren't so addicted to trite repetition.

    The style of your post may have been funny three years ago when those commercial's first hit, now it is trite and . . .

    Is this flame bait? Am I being dupped?

    cost of hitting preview button?

    My dignity. . .

    But I can't stop myself from being trite and flamming. . .

  95. thinkpad + beer by chris_morgan47 · · Score: 1

    i dumped about a half a pint of pale ale over my thinkpad about a month ago--me, wife, and dog in a small room trying to unpack a large fouton frame. i have to give it to ibm, the keyboard basically works as a spill tray and hardly any beer made it through to the system board. at any rate 10.52 on ebay got me a replacement keyboard and a little isopropanol and it's back from the dead.

  96. Re:if it wasnt for busted laptops i woulnt have on by D_Gr8_BoB · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I recently inherited an obscure Dell laptop with a broken keyboard. It's a P3-633 with decent RAM and disk, but a new keyboard is $75, so I set it up with xvkbd on-screen keyboard. The keyboard starts when gdm starts, so as long as you don't need to leave X it works fine. Not a perfect solution, but it's the difference between a useless laptop and one that's at least usable.

  97. Here's one that 's actually worth the bother: by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    (Assuming you have an old laptop that most of the parts are working.)

    Get copies of:
    1. all the hardware manuals for all your more modern systems. Particularly, get your mainboard manual, schematics for jumpering and cabling your hard drives and CD/DVD drives, and info on your network, video and sound cards.
    2. lists of your bios beep codes, and other startup info if needed.
    3. selected software documentation. (mostly for essential parts, such as the OS).
    4. If you have any windows boxen, copies of system configuration info, particularly how Windows has assigned IRQs and DMAs, particularly on older systems, and a known good backup or two of the registry.
    5. a list of URLs for your hardware and software manufacturers (optional - only really useful if you can get to the internet by some other means without having to lug this laptop to the public library or something just to connect)

    These files, with an older OS, will typically come to a few hundred Mb or less. Set up the laptop with the aprropriate software to read them all (you'll probably just need a general text reader and maybe Adobe Acrobat reader for PDFs, not usually much else). Voila! Now when you lose LAN or internet connectivity, or the machine won't even boot right, you have a portable tech support library.

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  98. All cases except.... by L-Wave · · Score: 1

    hey mentions pretty much all scenarios *except* the big one - if the power plug socket in the laptop is whacked. I've been trying to fix mine for ages (I'm no electrican), I can get it working for a week or so, but the soldier breaks everytime. (Its hard to do without frying the MOBO.)

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    1. Re:All cases except.... by LiquidRaptor · · Score: 1

      What I used to do in these situations when I worked at fry's was to get some epoxy. Make sure it's not conductive. Then remove all solder thats on there, resolder the jack. Then put epoxy all around the jack. It won't move after that, I've succesfully done this on a couple of iBooks and numerous HP's, just be warned it's not a factory authorized thing.

  99. Ya, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am using my old laptop to implaint into the brain of a cow who I have made into my slave and she gives me fresh milk without a refridge and all I have to do is think about it with the other laptop that I implainted in my head so that I can use the wireless connection between the two machines and it is typing this as I dream because it keeps rebootingg and I my whole life is like a bad run-on sentance . . .

  100. Rehabing old laptops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought a used/broken laptop for parts(thinkpad) at a computer show (paid $15). I took it home and discovered the keyboard was broken. I replaced the keyboard and discovered the computer worked fine. I then discovered it belonged to a executive of a insurance firm in chicago. Their IT department had not cleaned the harddrive which contained inportant legal docs and also this guys personal information (he had his divorce and settlement information in some folders). Anyway I called their IT department and discribed the information on the HD..we traded..my $15 repaired laptop for a new think pad T40.. Man that was sweet!

  101. My bussines briefcase by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 1

    A third hand P166/48M Omnibook is an overkill for standard office tasks with Linux, while it was almost unusable on Windows 95. Custom kernel, Slackware + X11 + Fluxbox = 17M only running. I changed the hard drive to 3 Gigs, added dual network/modem and CF card reader to PCMCIA. External ZIP on parallel, for backups. All of that cost me about 105 USD in total.

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  102. Game Machine by idiosynchronic · · Score: 1

    I'm amazed I haven't seen this yet - old laptop, old CD's of of 1995 era video games, old joystick (maybe even a new one with an adapter), a wireless keyboard & mouse into the PS/2 port & an SVGA out port and cable.
    . . and . . Duke Nukem 3D lives on a new console machine!

    . .this also goes for Mechwarrior, Star Wars Dark Forces, Sam & Max, Full Throttle, Wolfenstein 3D, or any other pre Win95 videogame. And even some of the Win95 videogames can run with a little tenacity.

    I got tired of keeping big rusting hulk Pentium boxes around just to play the videogames I still enjoy, and my wife no longer argues with me about how loud, large, and ugly they are in our family room.

  103. LCD-safe epoxy? by myov · · Score: 1

    The bezel surrounding the LCD on my TiBook has split (thanks, stuck hinge!). Can anyone recommend something to glue it back together?

    It's a stress point, but it was glued at the factory so it must be possible.

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  104. Imagine... by ayjay29 · · Score: 1

    "Let's say you've got a laptop where just about everything has gone wrong: the display is broken, the processor is slow, the battery is dead, there's no hard drive, and the keyboard been eaten by mice. I've still got a job that your laptop can handle."

    Wow... Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!

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  105. Data Recovery by MattGWU · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work at a library, where we have fairly comprehensive tech support availible to students. One thing we see a lot of is dead floppy disks. Over the summer, a student came to me with a dead disk containing his thesis. I put it in my laptop, a PI 166 running Slackware (Which is now damaged, and will be rehabilitated, because I love that thing, but that's not the point of the story!) and got most of his document back.

    At the end of the summer, that student (I'll call him Mel, because that was his name*) gave an old 486-based Toshiba to my boss for some reason. So we were like, "You know...this thing is running Windows 95. The Win95 version of scandisk.exe will often fix floppy disks that Windows XP and the like won't read..." So now that laptop lives on, as the "The Mel's Thesis Memorial Laptop", in honor of the pseudo-irony of its provenance, whose sole purpose in life is to run scandisk on students 'dead' floppy disks, and actually fix them most of the time!

    * Ok, it wasn't.

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  106. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess this is sorta geared to laptops but they are just computers and the linux community has always been doing this. I remember reading the first FAQ proclaiming that I could turn my 386 into a "workstation". We've always made use of old hardware. Weve always made routers and terminals and webservers outta 'junk'. Kinda different now that you can just but easy to use 'routers' from Best Buy but before that we were still masq'ing like crazy.

  107. CarPC by 5m477m4n · · Score: 0

    I have an old pentium laptop that I was going to remake into a car PC. I took everything apart and haven't done a thing with it since...

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  108. Sometimes old is an *advantage* by bitrot42 · · Score: 5, Interesting


    My satellite internet connection needs a Windoze PC. Instead of dealing with this on my main PC, I use a stripped-down HP Pentium-II laptop as a router and small file server.

    The top half with the screen is completely *gone*, and there's no battery, no floppy or CD. It's small, low-power, quiet, and gets the job done perfectly.

    I also have a complete unit of the same kind, which I use with a wireless NIC. Opera and Firefox run great on it, and it's lighter, uses less power, and lasts much longer on its battery than the Toshiba Phatnote I have from work.

    My house is off-grid (solar power and generator backup.) As a result, I tend to watch every KWhr more closely than the average technocrat, but the same concept applies elsewhere...

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    1. Re:Sometimes old is an *advantage* by spoonyfork · · Score: 4, Funny

      My house is off-grid (solar power and generator backup.)

      Citizen 523887 please report immediately to Consumer Re-education Camp Alpha2 for an "adjustment" to your resource consumption motivation.

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  109. I have been wanting to do this! Any suggestions? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the longest time, I have been wanting to create C64 floppies on my P3 (which has a 5¼" floppy drive that I added) in order to play them on my Commodore 64. Any ideas on where to begin? Thanks.

    P.S. I prefer playing on the original consoles / systems rather than emulators. Emulation just never does justice to the old games.

  110. Re:if it wasnt for busted laptops i woulnt have on by Ed_Moyse · · Score: 1

    Thanks! Unfortunately I can't see my (european) model on there (PCG-F305) and anyway, $135 is a bit on the steep side seeing as they're reconditioned and only have a 90 day warranty.

    Thanks very much for the link though.

  111. Re:if it wasnt for busted laptops i woulnt have on by Ed_Moyse · · Score: 1

    Thanks - that looks the best bet so far.

  112. IBook screen flicker by jbrw · · Score: 1

    I just got myself some Torx screwdriver heads at lunch time to fix a flickering iBook screen. It's not the dodgy screen hinge problem, but the more obscure video chip flexing out of the MB problem...

    Now to invoke my Google-fu powers to find the page that described exactly how to fix the problem.

    Anyone know what i'm talking about?

  113. Re:I have been wanting to do this! Any suggestions by loubrush · · Score: 2, Informative

    You need to connect a c64 drive to your machine, see http://sta.c64.org/xe1541.html

  114. A Challenge by bradvoy · · Score: 1

    I have a REALLY old laptop that is still in pretty good condition except that the battery is dead (have to use it with the AC adapter). It has a 386sx processor, 5 MB of RAM, and a 40 MB hard drive. It's currently running Windows 3.11.

    Can I do anything useful with this? Someone suggested using Knoppix to make it into an MP3 player, which sounds interesting, but the minimum requirements of Knoppix are beyond this machine. I keep telling the kids that they should use this laptop to write school papers, etc. but they want to use the newer machines in the house so they can simultaneously chat via MSN Messenger while doing their homework.

    1. Re:A Challenge by adamdeprince · · Score: 1

      Run an old slackware linux distro. Bonim is a text based Aim client.

    2. Re:A Challenge by bradvoy · · Score: 1

      Slackware requires 16MB of RAM and 50MB of disk, at least for the current distribution. This laptop isn't even close. You suggested getting an older distribution. Any idea what the hardware requirements are for older distributions? Thanks!

    3. Re:A Challenge by elgaard · · Score: 1

      You might not need an old distribution if you tweek it a bit.

      I made a 30MByte Debian unstable installation running X: http://www.agol.dk/elgaard/picframe.html
      It is running very few programs (X, feh, bash) and I did remove the Debian package list from the installation on the CFlash disk. Debootstrap+chroot is great because you can put the disk in a more powerful computer to do the installation.

      5 MByte RAM would not run much especially because there would be almost no swapspace. Maybe if you used an old kernel compiled with few options.

  115. Sally Struthers.... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    For just pennies a day, we can end the suffering.
    ....is whipping around the corner with a SCO lawyer - they might actually have a legitimate claim this time.

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  116. Re:Safety First by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 2, Informative
    The tube has mecurey and uses high voltage. It's not the same as tearing apart an old C64.

    Bah. The amount of mercury is negligible (older people here still remember the times when mercury balls from a broken thermometer weren't a reason to evacuate a school and call hazmat team but to go on knees and hunt them together with a piece of paper, and we didn't grow two heads from that), the high voltage in the invertor is at most unpleasant (which, as a bonus, is a nice and quite safe way to teach them how to respect invertors - from experience I can say the kick from a laptop backlight is FAR more pleasant than what an ignition coil does (ouch)).

    There's a difference between "reasonable amount of risk" and "safety hysteria".

    I'd be somehow more concerned about the AC part of the power supply.

  117. Wireless AP by Exocet · · Score: 1

    While I'm getting into the reply game kind of late, I'd like to point out that I took an old Compaq laptop and turned it into a Linux-based wireless AP running the NoCat software.

    It's now functioning as a Personal Telco Project node, one of over a hundred in the Portland metro area.

    I've had the node running for over 160 days now without a reboot. I know some hardcore and knowledgable wireless enthusiasts turn their noses up at setups like mine because they think it's unstable but I'm here to say it's not. That being said, the node is not super high-use. YMMV.

    http://wiki.personaltelco.net/index.cgi/Node172

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  118. Re:Hot damn! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, but you do get a tall frosty glass of failure! Go on and drink it, eater of cat poop! You Deserve it!

  119. Distcc node by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    I have a Dell C600 laptop mobo bought off ebay because it had a snapped off power port. I did some soldering and managed to get it to run from within a dock. Now it functions as a DistCC node on my network.

  120. Compaq Armada 1585 DMT P150MMX by antdude · · Score: 1

    I still have my old notebook running Windows 95 OSR2 that still works. It only has 32 MB of RAM. I mainly use it to test parallel, serial, etc. connections. That's about it. Any suggestions what I could use it for without removing and changing the hardware?

    Probably too slow for the newer Linux distributions.

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    1. Re:Compaq Armada 1585 DMT P150MMX by cavac · · Score: 1

      If it has got network, why not run it as X-Terminal (should work quite ok) or use it to run all that classic DOS games like elite, Doom and things like that.

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    2. Re:Compaq Armada 1585 DMT P150MMX by antdude · · Score: 1

      cavac: Yes, it has network (PCMCIA). Does X-Terminal run in Windows 95?

      I don't play old games since I have DOSbox for that. ;)

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    3. Re:Compaq Armada 1585 DMT P150MMX by cavac · · Score: 1

      Well, i was thinking more in the line of Linux/Unix. With X-Terminal i mean that it kind of acts like a second screen where all the programs run on the big machine while getting displayed on the old one (X11-Server/Client)

      Most of my old computers (have plenty of them) are running NetBSD at the moment, playing various servers (fileservers, printing, blinkenlights-server)...

      As for running Win95: Download WinAMP! Ok, it may not be as small as that iPod-Thingy, but with a WLAN card and the right software you can *download* music nearly everywhere :-)

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  121. DVD Player by tafische · · Score: 1

    What I would really rather see with a few old laptops I have - is portable dvd players. Remove the screen, mount it in your vehicle and play DVDs. Much cheaper than the 500 players.

  122. Re:Safety First by Technician · · Score: 1

    I'd be somehow more concerned about the AC part of the power supply.



    Most kids that take things apart know enough to expect high voltage in external sealed and marked power supplies. They might not know high voltage is lurking in the display and may assume it's low voltage LED's that light the display. They might appreciate a warning that it may bite. The lamp connections or inverter are not always well labeled as high voltage.

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  123. Re:Safety First by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1
    They might not know high voltage is lurking in the display and may assume it's low voltage LED's that light the display.

    They should be able to recognize a fluorescent tube.

    They might appreciate a warning that it may bite.

    That's true. However, a small, reasonably painful lesson that high voltage may lurk in unexpected unmarked places even in otherwise low-voltage electronics, may save them from a more painful (and costly) experience in the future. :)

  124. It's for feeding lambs... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1
    If you've got a sheep that's lost her lambs, you may as well keep the milk for lambs that aren't doing too well. And since it's milk, it's best to keep it in the fridge. It's a *really really* good idea to label it clearly.


    It's not really thin, either. Quite thick and syrupy, usually.

  125. MythTV box by gu10tag · · Score: 1

    Has anyone considered turning an old laptop into a mythtv box? I suspect the NTSC ports on most would be inadequate and the hdd to small, but they do make USB tuners. It sure would fit nicely into the stereo cabinet.

  126. Ebook Reader by Preferred+Customer · · Score: 1

    I use an old 166 MHz Compaq Armada 7730 as an ebook reader. The 12 inch display is much better than a pda. I'm running 98 on it and can view pdf and chm files just fine. An even older machine would be good enough for text files like those from Project Gutenberg.

  127. My own rehabilitated system by Hoplite3 · · Score: 1

    I rehabed a Dell Inspiron 4100 into a tivo-type unit. It's great in almost all respects: low noise, low power, built-in battery backup, even a built-in ir reciever. I got around the small harddrive by streaming video over 100 mb ethernet from my desktop in the other room. The recording has to be done elsewhere, although the mythTv frontend/backend pieces make this pretty straightforward. It isn't a bad life for a laptop. Most of the integrated hardware is put to work, plus it is nice and small.

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  128. here's what I did with a Powerbook 5300c by emars · · Score: 1

    ...without even looking at any other threads (cause I know 100,000 geeks have also done this)

    http://www.corvairproject.com/powerframe

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  129. Minuet? by ruxxell · · Score: 1

    When I was in college, my hard drive failed, and the guy across the way pointed me toward Minuet as a fully functional tool to use ftp, telnet, and whatever else right off a floppy drive. it turned out to work quite well for the three days, alleiviating a serious internet jonesing fit. it even had a semi-capable graphical browser. needless to say, there are tons of old dos utilities that you can throw on a dos boot disk and utilize without the need for a hard drive, if all you do is browse the web (sans caching) and send email. http://www.eiu.edu/~philos/retro/dos/internet.htm

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    1. Re:Minuet? by Preferred+Customer · · Score: 1
      Oh yeah, I remember that. There's something similar called Arachne. It's a graphical dos browser that still seems to be under active development. Long live dos. Why do things the easy way? Here's a link to Arachne:

      http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/arachne4dos/

  130. Mobile Gamesystem by cavac · · Score: 1

    I still use an old 486 Thinkpad (12.28 mflops/12 MB Ram/250MB HD :-) running DOS and Win3.11 with Calmira Desktop that looks like a *fast* Version of Win95. But mostly i use it to play Elite2in DOS, because that game runs faster on the old Laptop than on my 1.1GHz Desktop running dosemu.

    And Elite2 even looks better on that old greyscale LCD - perhaphs because the poor response time makes the graphics very smooth looking.

    I also have been running NetBSD with a 16Bit WLan card, but running something that complicated makes the Laptop rather slow - so i'll stick to my DOS games and the fastest M$ OS available - and i have still much space left on the drive for more of the game classics i own.

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  131. lemons? by evilninja · · Score: 1
    "...every kind of laptop lemon..."

    Those are some fantastic ideas, but I still don't know what to do with a Compaq-gone-HP Presario 1694 with a fried motherboard. Doorstop? Bookend?
  132. 4340 as my desktop by NoWhere+Man · · Score: 1

    I've got a Sat Pro 4340 as my main desktop machine now. Few months back the screen started to flicker so I took it in for repair. Dumped $230 worth of labour and a 15 dollar part into it for it to work for 2 months. Then the screen died completely.
    Instead of trying to fix it, I just attached a monitor, keyboard and mouse - and voila. Ultra quiet desktop machine.
    I'll use it until it dies most likely. Which shouldn;t be too far off since the battery is dead - and so is the connection for the battery to the mainboard.

    It'd be gone too if it wasn't for the 20GB drive and PIII 600 proc sitting inside her.

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  133. If only it were that easy... by SnakeStu · · Score: 1

    Even though it's old, I'd love to still get some kind of functionality from my old Fujitsu LifeBook 270DX. But none of the suggested ways to make "lemonade" will work on mine, because when it gave up the ghost, it really went down hard. Something in the video hardware went so awry that the machine won't boot at all -- it just goes immediately to a "your system is fried and you now have a fairly expensive doorstop" message. (Not in those words, of course.) I haven't looked at it in months, but I know I spent many, many hours trying to find a way past that. No luck, even after doing what "should" have disabled the display (i.e., to use a remote display). :-(

  134. No PCMCIA? There's still plenty of hope. by Myself · · Score: 1

    There are a few ways to go about this. First, it should be trivial to get Windows to act as a dialup server. (Cpanel, Add/Remove, windows components..) Typing RING on the other end of the serial line should do the trick.

    If the stock dialup server doesn't do the trick, try Cygwin and run a real getty process. Installing bash will also get you a real shell on the main box.

    Put a pair of real modems between the ends and exceed the 50' distance limit of RS232. Better yet, snag a pair of Ricochet modems from eBay and go 2,000' on the stock antennae. That's sure to impress the hell out of the neighborhood WLAN kids with their puny milliwatt gear.

    Assuming the serial port is too slow for anything practical, you should look into the Xircom PE3 series of "pocket ethernet" adapters. They work on any type of parallel port, though bidirectional ports offer higher throughput. I have both the 10base-2 and 10base-T version, and I'd be happy to see either one go to a good home, if you're serious about resurrecting that machine.

    If networking is out, a functional machine of that vintage is still useful as a standalone box. Someone else mentioned mapping software, but I've found that DeLorme Street Atlas will drag a 300MHz machine to a crawl. Maybe the NatGeo stuff is faster? Most non-mapping GPS apps are pretty lightweight, and even a tiny drive is plenty for most data acquisition and logging tasks. Does the battery hold a charge?

    If it has sound capability, something like MidiNotate might be worth a look. Your neighborhood band student can open the machine sideways like a book. It'll listen to them play the music, and turn the "pages" for them as they get through the piece. I was unable to find any hardware requirements, so CPU might be a limiting factor there, but considering that Voice Blaster ran on a 486, you should be fine.

    If all else fails, get one of those big-font programs for DOS and let the kids use it as a messageboard for communicating with other vehicles on roadtrips.

    I hope this gives you some ideas not mentioned in TFA, which was admittedly a bit narrow in focus. Also please keep in mind that fluorescent backlight tubes contain mercury and there might be a Ni-Cd battery on the motherboard, so laptops should be recycled whenever possible.

  135. I've been waiting for something like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an old Fujitsu 266mhz laptop lying around and I've been trying to figure out something to do with it. The problem is the LCD does not work and when I tried to use an extra monitor I have it wouldn't work. I'm thinking I need to dig a little further. Any ideas on how I can get this thing to display?

  136. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can something that has not been rated be overrated? :)

  137. Re:Warning... "EETS ALiiiiVE! EETS ALiive!!!" by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    OK, Dr. Lappenstein. Scream less and rejoice a bit quiter. Then, your wife won't be so crazy when you resurrect more laptops, heheh

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  138. Laptop webserver! by ebrusky · · Score: 1

    I just picked up a broken laptop from an auction. The screen is shattered, but the rest of the hardware works just fine. I installed Fedora Core 2 on it and set it up to host my website. I use SMB and SSH to take care of anything else that needs to be done. Got the whole thing including a working battery, which I used for another system, for us$5.00.

  139. Using old laptops as servers... by sparcnut · · Score: 1

    Done it many a time. I actually had a public Descent 3 game going on Linux on... a 486/66MHz laptop with 12MB of RAM, 256-color VGA display, 1GB HDD (out of an old Mac laptop) and a PCMCIA netcard. The funny part its it actually worked, with a 2-player games pings were decent (100) although they spiked to 200-500 with a 6 player game. The people in the game went "WTF?" when I told them what they were playing on :-)

    I tried to look at the article but it's already slashdotted. Looks like the site is hosted on one of those spare-laptop servers... *ducks*

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  140. Obvious joke - by KnarfO · · Score: 1

    ...from the looks of things, his favorite use is to bring them back to life in order to host his web site:

    "Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/var/lib/mysql/mysql.sock' (11)"

    :-P

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  141. Re:Safety First by andreyw · · Score: 1

    Funny, my senior year (last year) at IMSA (http://www.imsa.edu/) we literally had a section of the Old Caf corded off with hazmat dudes hunting down mercury that dripped from a turned-over barometer. So dumb... its mercury salts that are poisonous... (hence the "mad hatters"), not mercury, *sigh*

  142. recyle the old junk by Dr_Bill_Us · · Score: 1

    For the past 20 years I have taken old machines and given them to disabled children and adults here in Washington State. Some of you that have a couple minutes extra once in awhile, maybe you can do something like this in your nationhood. These are people whom would not be able to afford any type of computer. It doesn't change the sales base for you computer shop owners. You also feel good about yourself when you see the sparkling eyes of a child with a computer to do school work on.

  143. Biological cause for hoarding by rolofft · · Score: 1

    It's interesting that recent research has found a distinct signature in the brain of hoarders: an inactive cingulate gyru. Contrary to assumption, it's totally distinct from obsessive compulsive disorder.

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  144. That's what my old laptop is going to be by grahamsz · · Score: 1

    When the screen on my 4 year old fujitsu finally dies it's going to become a server.

    I'll get some external firewire enclosures so i strap a bunch of storage to it. It's got wireless networking and enough cpu power to handle most tasks very capabably.

    Plus it's quiet, low power and since it's wireless i can hide it somewhere to avoid it counting towards the wife's computer limit.

  145. Site down.. have a cache.. by Egorn · · Score: 1
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  146. Use it as a netprobe by genner · · Score: 1

    I'm the process of transforming a old laptop into a mobile network troubleshooter.
    Ethereal and etherape being the to main tools I'm going to use.
    Any suggestions for other fedora core copatiable netowrk tools.

  147. Re:Safety First by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 2, Informative
    its mercury salts that are poisonous... (hence the "mad hatters"), not mercury, *sigh*

    Well... the concern here is probably the mercury vapors. When the ambient temperature is high, at least. And even that not too much.

    Metallic mercury risk is only in the vapors; and, when ingested, it causes violent diarrhea. (It's not entirely friendly material, but no cause of fear, at least unless combined with liability lawyers and clueless jury. Which could explain the hazmat dudes. The threat of lawyers often leads to irrational behavior.)

    The salts are dangerous when they are soluble. Calomel is quite harmless, in comparison with soluble mercury(II) chloride. (A better example here is barium, which is very toxic, and barium sulphide, which is commonly used as x-ray contrast stuff in medicine, and is nontoxic because its extremely low solubility.) The real bitch, however, are organic mercury compounds, eg. dimethyl mercury, which - in combination with fishing industry - can lead to whole villages being affected (see Minamata Disease).

  148. To Get Lemonade, You Must Crush a Few Lemons by tech+buzz · · Score: 1

    We've found that releasing laptops from the 4th floor of our dorm to be highly enjoyable. That goes for old TV's, laser printers (the old 75+ pound variety), monitors and most any other large equipment or furniture.

    I suppose this doesn't integrate the equipment back into society, but it does get it well on its way to integrating back with mother nature.

  149. Not "no purpose at all" by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    I built my Beowulf so I could learn how to do it.

    Once my curiosity was sated it sat unpowered in the basement... until the day it fell over and nearly killed me! Then the pieces went back to the recyling bin they came from, wi' a curse.

    I doubt the recyclers will get a lot of useful parts out of a huge pile of dented Pentium-233s with (probably crashed) 500MB hard drives, but you never know.

    I think it'd be overly optimistic to build a good cluster without building a low-cost one first.

  150. I say, Use it while you have it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    .:

    I say, Use it while you have it. In a few hundred years it'll all be gone, and Soylent Green is always aplenty.

    :.

  151. Perhaps you don't need to buy a 120G 2.5" Drive by BashDot · · Score: 1

    File server? Check out prices of 120G laptop drives vs. 120G desktop drives. Nup.

    I know they make 2.5" -> 3.5" converters so you can use laptop drives in a desktop system with IDE channels. It would make sense that you can go the other way... it just would be a bit messy (maybe mount the 3.5" drive where the battery or floppy was? Each has a tradeoff...) Aside from that, it's just an issue of powering an IDE drive. You would need to derive both 12v and 5v power sources from the input power, which could be done with some basic electronic skills...

  152. Poor College Students by Wingie · · Score: 1

    I have two old laptops (P2 333) lying around for emergency situations. For example, when my friend's room flooded and her computer destroyed she used one of my crappy backup systems for a month or so while finding a bargain laptop on eBay to replace hers. And since she got used to Linux on my laptop she started using Linux regularly too! =) Since then that laptop has been used quite a lot by myself or my friends when our computers are in the shop, and the other one has been circulating between international students from Eastern Europe who could not afford laptops.

  153. Crack lemonade? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I want some of what this guy's smoking! Yeah, right, put Windows 2k on a junk laptop - that should at least double your cost for a flaky server (nothing like using hardware not designed for continuous operation as a 24x7 server to improve reliability!)

    Or... could it be the c-word should be used in a different sense? Surely Our Author wouldn't be suggesting we use an improperly licensed copy of Windows on our worthless old broken-down laptops? Well, he's cracked enough to suggest using Windows one way or the other, so I guess it could be. Stunningly stupid, but not impossible. Come to think of it, he fits right in with the rest of the slash herd.

    News for herds. No matter.

  154. Re:Safety First by BillX · · Score: 1

    In my experience though, most also know better than to dissect something while it's still plugged in, turned on and lit. (Unlike CRTs, none of the CCFL inverters I've seen retain any significant amounts of charge when not powered. Poin-n-shoot 35mm cameras on the other hand...wish I knew that when I was 10, youch!)

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  155. mod parent up - insightful, informative by Artifex · · Score: 1

    Excellent response. Thanks for the help!

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  156. laptops are a challenge though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    had a laptop that was a write-off by the company because it was dropped down a flight of stairs by a salesperson - or so they claimed. It suffered some case damage (scratches and a dent or three), would not power on, and the dvd drive's drawer was extended or somehow opened and had been broken off. The missing part never made it back to the office.

    We sent it away for an estimate - estimate claimed a new main board and a new optical drive were required and cost was somewhere around $1250 CDN. Too much since a new notebook could be bought for the same and have a better processor and remain under warranty. We paid the estimate cost, took the laptop back and wrote it off.

    On disassembly I could see that the power switch was a surface mount push button that would normally sit at a right angle to the main board and had two small plastic tabs that clipped into a small metal bracket. The tabs were broken so anytime you puch the plastic power button it would just move the switch back but not be enough to close the contacts. I set the switch upright as it should be, took a resistor with it's extended leads and pushed the resistor's leads through the holes in the bracked and then twisted them together. The switch now could be pressed by the plastic button on the case and the notebook could be powered up. So far, so good - all is working.

    The drive was a different story. No way was I going to buy a new one at $300 but I found one used for $80 CDN (a buck or two in "real money") The challenges were that to set master/slave on slimline drives you make changes in the firmware. I could not find the tools to do this. After much research and looking a late night thought occurred. Why not remove the interface board from the old drive assemble and swap it with the internal interface in the new one? The drives were the same models but different versions of firmware. The bigger question - did I keep the old destroyed drive and after some looking around I found it. Disassembled both slim DVD drives, swapped the internal circuit board, installed the replacement modified DVD to the notebook and powered it on. Where the notebook previously complained of an IDE #1 error now I saw the company logo and the notebook was fully functional. A final reassembly and the notebook works just as you'd expect. Other than the few marks on it and the different bezel color on the DVD drive (it was from a Dell notebook and was brown, the laptop is kinda grey-blue it appears to be in good condition.

    I would not think all notebooks are repairable since they are all or most of them very much customized with very specific parts that are different even with product lines but so far I've had a good experience and ended up with an almost free laptop. Pretty sweet deal I think.

  157. Spare parts by basil+montreal · · Score: 1

    Don't know if anyone will need this, but I used to work at a company that has a service that makes it easier to find spare parts. You can access it by going to www.itpartshopper.com and type the part number into the search.

  158. Re:Serious Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would appear that you are a monkey fScker.