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New Blu-ray Disc to be Made of Corn

aws910 writes "I've often thrown away a CD and wondered how long it will take to biodegrade. Pioneer has developed a blu-ray disc that is made of corn. If this disc is widely used, it may be the only easily biodegradable computer part/accessory (with the exception of pizza). Now I wonder what would happen to one of those new discs if you put one in the microwave for 5 seconds." While the idea of a corn disc isn't new, it's the first Blu-ray version of it.

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  1. Corn CDs... by zedmelon · · Score: 5, Funny
    Pioneer has developed a blu-ray disc that is made of corn.

    And best of all, it stays crunchy in milk!

    Fritz Pisot!

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    1. Re:Corn CDs... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Aw, Shucks!

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    2. Re:Corn CDs... by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh great, my dogs already like to grab the popcorn flying out of the air popper... now they'll be hot to trot for my data as well!

      Still, I suppose this will be better than finding bits of shiny plastic in the doggie doo-doo:

      Five-year old daughter: Papa, have you seen my toy?
      Me, staring at colorful deposit in backyard: Umm, no...

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    3. Re:Corn CDs... by tuxter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Kernel release 0.0.1?

    4. Re:Corn CDs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      When will these maniac inventors figure out that corn is great just boiled, then sprinkled with some salt and a little butter.

      First it was a fuel source, now a form of recordable media. It's also a damn fine source of carbohydrates.

    5. Re:Corn CDs... by Slime-dogg · · Score: 4, Funny

      My biggest question is what do they do with the corn shells?

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    6. Re:Corn CDs... by G-funk · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean Courne shells?

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    7. Re:Corn CDs... by Don+Negro · · Score: 1

      I think he means ksh.

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    8. Re:Corn CDs... by No+Fortune · · Score: 1

      It's as easy as eatin' pancackes.

    9. Re:Corn CDs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's as easy as eatin' pancackes.

      Pancakes? Hell, I was thinking ramen noodles, that culinary staple of bachelordom. I mean, say you're a some geek bachelor--but alas, I repeat myself.

    10. Re:Corn CDs... by freqres · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm lost with all these corn based products. It's just a maize of technology.*Rimshot*

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    11. Re:Corn CDs... by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      I do have to wonder how you make a cd that is supposed to be biodegradable and yet last for a valid data life?

  2. Who throws away dics? by fembots · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Eco-friendly disc is nice, but how many people are going to throw away Blu-ray disc?

    25GB is serios amount of data, I (maybe just me) would try to keep it even if it contains very unimportant data, since it's so easy to store a disc, it's not like you need one 5x5 room to store it.

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    1. Re:Who throws away dics? by tuxter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How many people thought they where going to throw away a CD, or, gasp, a CD-R with their amazing 680 meg of data. Give it a few years and we will.

    2. Re:Who throws away dics? by Piranhaa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well when CD/DVD's came out, I'm sure people were saying the same thing! As more and more demand for more storage comes out, cheaper media comes out, and more and more cheaper burners come out, there's going to be coasters and better for biodegradable reasons :)

    3. Re:Who throws away dics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah! i never throw away those AOL CDs from 1997... cause that was a serious amount of data!

      you totally have a well-formed point.

    4. Re:Who throws away dics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm sort of worried about bit rot.

    5. Re:Who throws away dics? by IBeatUpNerds · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, say it contained some crucial evidence to some nefarious plot. You could simply break it into 4 or 5 pieces and munch it down with some salsa and guac.

    6. Re:Who throws away dics? by Afromelonhead · · Score: 0, Redundant
      First of all, the article mentions that the cd is covered with a .01 mm layer of resin supposedly "tough" enough to withstand the strongest teeth. So, I think that you might have to break it up into a few more pieces than just 4 or 5.

      ... On the other hand, what would be the point of eating the disc when it's laying in bunches of pieces? I seriously doubt that someone is going to sit through and try to glue together the pieces.

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    7. Re:Who throws away dics? by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why throw them away? Get out the salsa and recycle them.

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    8. Re:Who throws away dics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AOL free trial discs. ;)

    9. Re:Who throws away dics? by IBeatUpNerds · · Score: 1

      Wow. Leave it up to a geek to ruin a joke. :)

    10. Re:Who throws away dics? by spikev · · Score: 1

      Even if you did manage to get it back together, it'd probably do a job on your drive when it tried to spin it really really fast to read the data.

    11. Re:Who throws away dics? by Afromelonhead · · Score: 0
      I try my best.

      On another note... I wonder what the nutritional content of these will be. High in fiber, perhaps? Will they offer a low-sugar, low fat version? ... I suppose only time will tell.

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    12. Re:Who throws away dics? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      i don't know aobut you but i remember when i could back up all my important data to a CD like 3-7 times before it was full, now? more like 10 DVD-R's for a partial backup

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    13. Re:Who throws away dics? by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      I throw a disc away every time a burn fails. If it's ruined, there's not much else you can do with it.

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    14. Re:Who throws away dics? by Bastian · · Score: 1

      Technically, you can do that with punchcards, too.

      Granted, if I were to do that I would probably do it with Pepto-Bismol and Ex-Lax rather than salsa and guac. A stack of cards would really do some damage to your digestive tract.

    15. Re:Who throws away dics? by freakmn · · Score: 1

      Strange that you dring that up. I had chinese for dinner, and my fortune said: "Do not yet reveal your secret plans", or something to that effect. I wonder if this is part of some secret plot to hide data in egg rolls...

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    16. Re:Who throws away dics? by accelleron · · Score: 1

      I believe the disc will be low in sugars as is. Most carbohydrates (sugars especially) easily denaturate. Would you really want to finish burning 25gb of pr0n to find out the contents of your burner had turned to caramel?

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    17. Re:Who throws away dics? by GMC-jimmy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I generally don't commit junk data to CD's, so I may have to avoid these new corn-made discs.

      I still have some archives I burnt to CD-R from way back in 1999. That archive is getting quite extensive, I'd be very upset if I had to reburn that archive every year to avoid media rot. Due to OS reinstalls and FAT32 file corruption, most of my archives are now the sole surviving copy of previous backups. Media rot is already a worrisome concern with me. The media giants, such as the ones represented by the RIAA and the MPAA may be rather pleased with this kind of research. One might need to investigate the source of R&D funding to find the truth for certain. Personally I think this is a bad thing for consumers that rely on data backups.

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    18. Re:Who throws away dics? by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

      I throw away discs, but not all of them.

      I just hope that these discs are marked. I'd consider them for short-term (less than a few months) backups, but not for something where I might want to hold onto it indefinitely. Of course, it's hard enough to find CDRs which can be trusted with important data for longer than a few months NOW.

    19. Re:Who throws away dics? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
      I regularly toss out discs.

      Backups become obsolete, the wife discovers I have bootleg movies, any number of reasons I take tin-snips to a big pile of discs and toss them.

      I just cleaned out a bunch of aged Linux and MSDN discs.

      Crap is crap, if you let your discs and magazines pile up, you might not need a new room to store them, but you sure as shootin will spend time stumbling over useless the same crap over and over.

      If you have usefull stuff - please give it to someone who can use it. I am always putting stuff out in the various bags charities hang on my door, and I am one of the few in my neighborhood who can actually park both cars in the garage.

      If you have useless stuff - throw it away.

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    20. Re:Who throws away dics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...by "archives", you mean "porn", right? :-)

    21. Re:Who throws away dics? by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and "640 kilobytes of computer memory ought to be enough for anybody."

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    22. Re:Who throws away dics? by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      Consider audio CDs. A good proportion of these now come in cardboard packaging rather than jewel cases.

      These alternative packages were introduced with such names as eco-whatzits and bio-cruft, clearly indicating they expected people to think of audio CDs as a disposable product where the packaging needed to biodegrade.

      These manky packages are still being used for some new releases. Indeed sometimes both this and a jewel case version are available -- presumably because some people think of CDs as durables and some as ephemera.

      I can easily imagine a future where audio comes on limited life disks with a durable one available for a premium price. Indeed, it could be one way they could make discs competitive with downloads -- sell limited life disks of this week's boy band for a price competitive with legal download services.

      Also, there are now DVD by mail services. Their big disadvantage, like video rental, is that you have to get around to sending the thing back. There has been talk of limited play disks you jsut get and throw away, and a biodegradable disk is an obvious extension of that.

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    23. Re:Who throws away dics? by Ours · · Score: 0, Troll

      Sheesh how much more paranoid can you get? The source of R&D funding is probably coming from the guys that made this discovery. I seriously doubt that the RIAA would fund the media hoping that piracy wont last so many years. Come on, it's just an alternative to other medias and designed for throw away use. Long term? Get a normal Blue-ray of whatever, short term AOL-type CD, corn. You should have been moded funny or something.

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    24. Re:Who throws away dics? by Bertie · · Score: 1

      I prefer the cardboard cases myself. They're prettier, and they don't shatter when you stand on them.

    25. Re:Who throws away dics? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were really that concerned, you could take steps to protect those archives.

      1) Burn everything twice, and store the copies in separate locations.

      2) Add parity data to the backups using QuickPar so that you can correct errors that slip past the built in ECC in the CD/DVD. (You can dedicate up to half the disc to parity data, although most folks do 5-10%.)

      A big reason to migrate you CR-R archives to DVD-R archive is simple space consideration. You can fit 5-6 CDs worth of information on a single DVD-R disc. Which would significantly slash the number of discs that you have laying around. (Personally, I just stuck my old CDs on labeled spindles and stuck them in an upstairs closet.)

    26. Re:Who throws away dics? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Why should a CD burn fail apart from a power failure or a faulty disc ?
      I've never seen a failure here and I've burned quite a few CDs.

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    27. Re:Who throws away dics? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "I still have some archives I burnt to CD-R from way back in 1999. That archive is getting quite extensive, I'd be very upset if I had to reburn that archive every year to avoid media rot. Due to OS reinstalls and FAT32 file corruption, most of my archives are now the sole surviving copy of previous backups."

      Um. If you have only a single copy, your data is _not_ backed up, even if that single copy is on write-once non-magnetic media. Go and burn a second copy of those discs. Now.

    28. Re:Who throws away dics? by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Maybe a troll, but I'll bite.

      With an 1300mhz duron, 256mb ram and a 24x cdr drive, I still experience a 15% rate of failure on CDR burning.

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    29. Re:Who throws away dics? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Backups become obsolete, the wife discovers I have bootleg movies

      Is bootleg a new euphemism for pr0n.... or are you actually married to Hilary Rosen?

      Crap is crap, if you let your discs and magazines pile up, you might not need a new room to store them, but you sure as shootin will spend time stumbling over useless the same crap over and over.

      Amen... I used to be a hoarder, now I enjoy chucking stuff out. Especially with documentation, there's always the temptation to think you'll find something useful.... usually you'll find it in 3-5 years time and realise it wasn't ever going to be useful.

      As for the potentially valuable information... if you don't have the stuff filed coherently, and/or if you don't remember it's there, you won't use it. I've got loads of great articles from computer magazines, but they're all filed away in folders, where they get forgotten about, and aren't suitable for casual reading (which is when I'd be most likely to look at them).

      The underlying fear is that you might throw something out, then find a use for it later on. If you're having enough doubts about holding on to something, chances are that this probably won't be the case; and if it does happen, how much hassle/cost would it be to acquire a new one... relative to the inconvenience of having a house full of stuff which is 99.5% useless?

      I mean, I didn't want to chuck my Canon BJC4300 printer, because it still "worked", and my new printer doesn't have a parallel port. However, the head is knackered, and would cost UKP 40.00 to replace (which is why I just decided to get a new- and better- printer), and in the unlikely event that I need a parallel printer, I could probably pick up one (*without* a ropey head) for not too much money/inconvenience.

      So, yeah... throw it away!

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    30. Re:Who throws away dics? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      "640 kilobytes of computer memory ought to be enough for anybody."

      I hate Bill Gates as much as the next guy, but that quote's pretty apocryphal... unless you can provide a citation.

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    31. Re:Who throws away dics? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Well there's something wrong, either with your disks or your burner or something. On my 800Mhz Athlon I never failed a burn when using decent media. It happened once or twice when friends brought noname CDRs but that's it

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    32. Re:Who throws away dics? by babyrat · · Score: 1

      Personally I think this is a bad thing for consumers that rely on data backups.

      Was there something in the article that said the discs last any less time than a traditional blu ray dvd?

    33. Re:Who throws away dics? by Pope · · Score: 1

      But when you get one with a broken centre retaining clip, you can't simply change it out with a spare one.

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    34. Re:Who throws away dics? by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Technically, you can do that with punchcards, too

      Well, maybe. Personally I'd rather eat one 25 GB Blu-ray corn disc than the 104,000 or so boxes of punch cards it'd take to hold the same data.

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    35. Re:Who throws away dics? by Pleione · · Score: 1

      So instead of making the discs biodegradable, shouldn't they be making them recycleable?

    36. Re:Who throws away dics? by DCheesi · · Score: 1

      Well there's always operator error. Just last night burned a coaster trying to make a DVD video disc. I think I either missed a setting or used an invalid character in the disc label or something.

      Likewise when producing release CDs at work, I often have to make two or three before I get the final version with all the extra crap that's supposed to go on there (in this case I could use multi-session or RWs, but we've had compatibility issues with both of those methods before).

      Not every CD burned is intended for archival use...

    37. Re:Who throws away dics? by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      They're prettier, and they don't shatter when you stand on them.

      If the paper packaged CDs were cheaper -- as for hardback vs paperback books -- I'd see the point.

      Also, the cardboard packages are only prettier for a short time IME. folding and unfolding cardboard doesn't do anything for it's aesthetics. And, of course, that means it's second hand value drops like a rock, so fewer people will bother to sell it on which means back catalogue sales are less depressed by the second hand market... OK, I see a business plan here.

      However, I agree that making jewel cases from such a brittle plastic must be evidence for some shadowy conspiracy of case manufacturers plotting to maximise replacement sales. But at least you can replace them.

      Mostly I just object to the paper packaging on vague ecologoical grounds. Potentially durable goods should be made from durable materials.

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  3. I wonder... by I_am_Rambi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I wonder what would happen to one of those new discs if you put one in the microwave for 5 seconds.

    Would that be a popcorn disc?

    1. Re:I wonder... by nbert · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      since they are putting unmodified maize kernels onto the disc there is no doubt that it'll pop.

      However, aws910 desperately tried to be funny. There is no reason to keep it coming (2 jokes/per submission is an impertinent behavior - seriously)

    2. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't hate, congratulate - or better yet, tell me a better joke, tool.

    3. Re:I wonder... by mt-biker · · Score: 1

      Anyone else picturing one huge piece of popcorn, vaguely CD shaped, filling your whole microwave?

      No? Just wondering...

    4. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It makes sense if you have a movie on that DVD...

    5. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone else picturing one huge piece of popcorn, vaguely CD shaped, filling your whole microwave?

      No, I'm picturing your parents' microwave lying in a mangled heap with smoke and sparks coming out of it, and you crapping yourself, trying to explain to them that you were doing some lousy experiment.

  4. Corn? by E_elven · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what happens when the computer gets hot?

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    1. Re:Corn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .secret phallus.

    2. Re:Corn? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "So what happens when the computer gets hot?"

      Corny jokes will get modded +5, Funny.

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    3. Re:Corn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .secret vulva

      btw, its not very secret if its getting a score of 1, or maybe I forgot to turn off my anonymous modifier.

    4. Re:Corn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      btw, its not very secret if its getting a score of 1, or maybe I forgot to turn off my anonymous modifier.

      It's got a score of 0, which is hardly surprising, since I'll bet you never score anyway.

  5. Oh boy. by neuro.slug · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let the corny jokes commence.

    Oh wait...

    1. Re:Oh boy. by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Being a resident of South Dakota, I've heard them all due to my proximity to the Corn Palace so I fear I won't be contributing.

    2. Re:Oh boy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      will they use blue corn?

    3. Re:Oh boy. by hords · · Score: 3, Funny

      Woot! Now we can have Korn on corn!

    4. Re:Oh boy. by eobanb · · Score: 1

      In other news, Reuters reports that America Online has purchased the state of Iowa.

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    5. Re:Oh boy. by fimbulvetr · · Score: 1

      amen to that

    6. Re:Oh boy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever notice how CD shards seem to stick out of your poo? Kind of like, UM...corn?

      Heh

    7. Re:Oh boy. by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Puts a whole new spin on crop circles...

    8. Re:Oh boy. by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1

      Only the ones released by Blue Note.

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  6. Middle? by kirkb · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is the middle of the disc called the "corn hole"?

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    1. Re:Middle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I nominate this for thread of the year ! thanks for the cheap laughs guys.

    2. Re:Middle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      wrong fag.

      I need tp for my bunghole!!!
      -- Beavis as cornholio

    3. Re:Middle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    4. Re:Middle? by chochos · · Score: 1

      You may call the sleeves to put the discs in, Cornholios!

    5. Re:Middle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wrong fag.

      Are you threatening me?

      I am Corholio! I need TP for my bunghole!.... bunngghole!

      Come out with your pants down!

    6. Re:Middle? by adamfranco · · Score: 1

      Wow, I was holding out for that to be a spoof site.

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  7. Pizza by LordHatrus · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm glad you included pizza; They don't call rackmount servers "pizza box" servers for nothing ;) ... fit a mini-atx nicely :D

    1. Re:Pizza by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grasshopper, the term "pizza box" comes from the Sun Sparcstations. When they came out around 1989(?), they were the original desktop computers (but not "PCs") and they were shaped like pizza boxes. We had X10 running them, that's X-Windows version 10, back when they had no security at all so you could play all kinds of tricks on your colleague's computer. Ah, good ol' days...

    2. Re:Pizza by moonbender · · Score: 1

      The Apple Macintosh LC ("low cost") series were also pizza boxes, released in 1990, 92 and 93 (LC, LC II and LC III respectively). The first Apple we had, I think.

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  8. Made with corn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Made with corn... ...but filled with porn!

    The cost? Your first born.

    1. Re:Made with corn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but don't you morn or be forlorn,
      because it can't be broken, scratched or torn
      so toot your horn, and go get shorn
      to get the discs endorsed by Michael Dorn.

      so ashamed must post anonymously

    2. Re:Made with corn... by Matt+Perry · · Score: 3, Funny

      Would that be pictures of Corn Stars? [link NSFW]

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    3. Re:Made with corn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell. That is some weird ass cr0n.

    4. Re:Made with corn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that bitch is cracked out. Look at the bruises on her legs too.

      What the fuck.

    5. Re:Made with corn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in nethack can they be eaten by a xorn?

    6. Re:Made with corn... by bint · · Score: 1

      Not Corn starch[MLSFW]?

  9. An interesting thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    This will be the first data transfer medium that will have a cornhole.

    Thank you. I'm here all week.

    1. Re:An interesting thought... by Orgazmus · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I'm here all week.

      No kidding?

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    2. Re:An interesting thought... by aussie_a · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Thank you. I'm here all week.

      Fuck

    3. Re:An interesting thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. I'm here all week.

      I don't think we can take that much verbal punishment.

    4. Re:An interesting thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from Johnny Mnemonic, of course.

  10. Think of the implications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can put it in the microwave and have popcorn made directly on a serving platter

  11. Genetic Engineering by vlad_grigorescu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We have been gentically engineering corn for a variety of purposes for a while now. I wonder if this will spur a "Blu-ray" variant of corn. It should be interesting to consider what properties of the corn would make the best discs (longest lasting, scratch-resistant, etc.)

    1. Re:Genetic Engineering by wildsurf · · Score: 1

      I wonder if this will spur a "Blu-ray" variant of corn.

      You mean, "Blu Corn?" Or perhaps, "Endian Corn?"

      Either way, watch out for getting bits stuck in your teeth.

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    2. Re:Genetic Engineering by j.blechert · · Score: 1

      the scratch-resistant shouldn't be related to the corn, it's the thin layer of resin that should provide scratch resistance

    3. Re:Genetic Engineering by dbingamon · · Score: 1

      This would probably be a good way to use up the Genetically engineered corn that might be questionable for consumption by humans and animals.

      The problem with having such stuff around is the once in awhile it goes to the wrong use. Either accidentally or by greed.

    4. Re:Genetic Engineering by vlad_grigorescu · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. So far, we have tried selling it to developing countries, several of which, despite the fact that they have starving citizens, have refused it.

  12. shelf life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    would it have the same shelf life?

    Id hate to see my pr0n just rot away...

    1. Re:shelf life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh we joke about pr0n, but here is the thing that I have discovered: having a huge pr0n collection is ridiculous. it is like food, if you have the same thing every day you get tired of it. i just throw away the old vcds that i have burned from downloaded mpg's, usually into the yard of the elementary school next door, because who wants to watch the same pr0n more than once or twice? i need new scenes with new slutty porno stars that i haven't seen before, that is the fun part. Have you ever looked at those old pr0ns from the 70's nd 80's? They are definitely dated. these days we have new better pr0n, like bukakke (sp??), interracial gang bangs, pussy pumping, all girl action, barely legal, plump and juicy #37, black cheerleader search, latina lolitas, all amateur action.... well, you get the picture. Debbie does dallas' thin charade at having a plot and a measly 7 sex scenes leaves me wanting more more more. we live in a decade of nonstop hardcore xxx action, 6 hour cum shot highlight tapes, and 2 foot double dildos. so, bring on the blu ray pr0n i say, because it can degrade like a dorito dropped into a glass of old coca cola for all i care. i'll be downloading the NEXT episode.

    2. Re:shelf life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, its a veritable pornocopia!

  13. so a biodegradable archival medium huh? by way2trivial · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Some manufacturers currently offer what should be a 300 year cdr for archiving...

    how long does the corn last anyway?

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    1. Re:so a biodegradable archival medium huh? by magefile · · Score: 1

      And they know that how?

    2. Re:so a biodegradable archival medium huh? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Duh! They test with a time machine!

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    3. Re:so a biodegradable archival medium huh? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's all a conspiracy by **AA to guarantee short shelf life.

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    4. Re:so a biodegradable archival medium huh? by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing they'd want to use it for the opposite reasons. Instead of archival purposes, corn discs could be used as an expiry scheme... Like that thing Disney was up to.. Buy a movie and you have 2 days to watch it. Afterwords, your machine doesn't play it anymore.

  14. Something delicious that you'd all enjoy =) by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    Delicious warm digitalized pr0n.

  15. Warning: Pun! by shigelojoe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean that /.-ers will start storing their pr0n on their cr0n?

    1. Re:Warning: Pun! by magefile · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, they'll use cr0n to aut0mate pr0n backups t0 c0rn.

    2. Re:Warning: Pun! by magefile · · Score: 1

      I think it had already jumped the shark by my post.

    3. Re:Warning: Pun! by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 0

      i'd be calling the script to start that h0t butt3rd

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  16. I wonder.... by tuxter · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you get your finger stuck in the spindle hole, does that constitute being cornholed?

  17. Mmm.... by Illissius · · Score: 1

    blu-ray taco... *drool*

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  18. Longevity? by fdawg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My CD-Rs are slowly falling apart due to age. After about 4 or 5 years, they're about as good as dirt. Ive been slowly converting everything to DVD but I fear the same thing will happen to them. I remember reading on slashdot that disks have a limitted shelf life due to corrosion and the breakdown of laminates. Now, these disks are designed to breakdown. What good is this to anyone who wants to keep data beyond half a decade?

    1. Re:Longevity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Currently from what I understand they have two types of bio plastics. One will be used for containing food you buy at stores, flatware, plates, cups, so forth that you throw out. They take some time to degrade and start when in dark damp places. The second kind you have to burn off at a low temperature, it doesn't give off anything harmfull when burned. Car bodies, interior parts, and long term plastic parts will be made of this type. So unless it's lifetime of the dvd is intended to be weeks or less then they will use the kind that is more or less permanent.

      I haven't seen any data on how long these will hold up even using the type you need to burn off.

    2. Re:Longevity? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      What good is this to anyone who wants to keep data beyond half a decade?

      Not much, what a boon to the MPAA! When you buy a DVD, you'll really be buying the privilege to watch a particular movie for a limited amount of time. If you want to see it again after your disc decomposes, you'll have to purchase it again.

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    3. Re:Longevity? by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What good is this to anyone who wants to keep data beyond half a decade?

      What about data that doesn't need to be kept beyond a 1/2 decade? I think that's the point. The first thing that comes to mind are security camera videos. DVD-/+R is the prevered medium due to its small size and low cost but long term storage is pointless.

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    4. Re:Longevity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      While the disc can theoretically be eaten, it is coated by a 0.1-millimeter (0.004-inch) thick layer of resin and is too hard for even the strongest teeth.

      So it's not designed to breakdown, it's designed so that if the starch polymer is incinerated, it will not emit dioxins and any other harmful chemicals.

    5. Re:Longevity? by tuxter · · Score: 1

      Or this... http://www.sony.net/SonyInfo/News/Press/200404/04- 0415E/ Fancy burning a disc for me?

    6. Re:Longevity? by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Note that being biodegradable doesn't necessarily mean that it has a short life. There are plastics which are biodegradable but are quite durable. I don't know If this is the case but still, don't confuse the two concepts.

      And by the way, if in fact these disks break up easily, they may not be of much use for someone who wants to keep data for a long time. But, as you stated on your post, neither are the vast majority (if not all) of the storage media which is bought off the shelf in any store. And, unlike the typical CD-R/CD-RW/whatever, these corn disks break up in a rather environmentaly friendly way, which is a vast improvement.

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    7. Re:Longevity? by ajs · · Score: 1

      They are not designed to break down. The press release / news report (feh!) is misleading, but what if you strip away the points that they imply, and just keep the ones that they actually SAY, this is a disk made from polymers (platic) that come from corn instead of oil. The only interesting part of it in terms of decay is that if you BURN it, you don't get some of the toxins you get from regular CDs. However, it is coated in thick resin which would prevent this from degrading just as much (or little) as your current discs are protected (by the same resin).

    8. Re:Longevity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just train a monkey to put disks into a duplicator, and hand your entire collection to him every 2-3 years.

    9. Re:Longevity? by Strenoth · · Score: 1

      wouldn't that be called a younger sibling? ;)

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    10. Re:Longevity? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      What good is this to anyone who wants to keep data beyond half a decade?

      Nothing. Buy a disk made for longevity if you want that. This is for temporary large data, for people who want their disks to be disposable after half a decade.

    11. Re:Longevity? by LowBrow · · Score: 0

      To add to the longevity issue, Sanyo delayed production on its corn disc due to temperature issues, I wonder if Pioneer got the bugs out?...

      "There was a concern that if the disc was exposed to heat greater than 50 degrees Celsius that it wouldn't work properly," says Watson. "A timely topic now as the heat is blazing down on Tokyo, so the main obstacle that they are working on now is trying to improve the disc's resistance to heat. They can easily improve its resistance to heat with a mix of material but that kind of defeats the purpose of the MildDisc." http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,116852,0 0.asp

    12. Re:Longevity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      While the disc can theoretically be eaten, it is coated by a 0.1-millimeter (0.004-inch) thick layer of resin and is too hard for even the strongest teeth.
      Tell that to the beavers. Any critter that can chew down a TREE with its teeth would probably have no trouble with 1/10th of a millimeter of resin.
    13. Re:Longevity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want something that degrades on the order of months for that sort of stuff. Remember the bell curve, and compare to how long it takes for things to get confiscated for legal issues.

    14. Re:Longevity? by WasterDave · · Score: 1

      The first thing that comes to mind are security camera videos...long term storage is pointless.

      I dunno. Look 20-30 years into the future when digital analysis of images for people's faces (for example) is a done deal. This security camera footage will prove invaluable to historians, anthropologists - all sorts. It's a bit big brother, I know, but there's some very interesting data out there that we can't mine at the moment because the technology's not there. But when it is....

      Dave

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    15. Re:Longevity? by prbt2 · · Score: 1

      Erm, I have to ask, what are you doing with your discs to make them fall apart after 4 or 5 years?? I have approx. 300-400 backup CD-Rs from 1994 onwards, and when I copied them all to DVD recently, only one (in fact, the oldest one) had deteriorated, and I lost a small portion of the data on it (about 10%, IIRC).

    16. Re:Longevity? by vidarh · · Score: 1
      Think of it this way: Paper is biodegradable, yet we have books that have survived for hundreds of years.

      Being biodegradable doesn't mean that it has to degrade quickly under normal usage conditions.

    17. Re:Longevity? by harrouet · · Score: 0

      Now your DVD rentals will just come with free pop corn. ... and you won't have to return the disc :-).

    18. Re:Longevity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow, I don't think the "beaver ate my homework" excuse would work...

  19. Imagine... by improbable · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Hey man! You said these disc were made of corn, right?"

    *crack*

    *scream*

    1. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care.

  20. Who Cares by The_Rippa · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let me know when they make a 64-bit processor out of polenta.

  21. Nachos by 3770 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man,

    That's gonna be thousands of tons of corn diverted away from making nachos.

    Make those discs out of egg plant instead. Nobody will miss them.

    Mmmm... Nachos.

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    1. Re:Nachos by MouseR · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, we could have accompanying dip for old backups. Better yet: data burritos.

    2. Re:Nachos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and I'l quote from Celebrity Jeopardy:
      Trebek (Ferrell): And the show has reached a new low.

    3. Re:Nachos by Piranhaa · · Score: 1

      Eggplant? Nahhh more like Broccoli! :)

    4. Re:Nachos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Make those discs out of egg plant instead. Nobody will miss them.
      STFU. Eggplant parmesan is teh roxor.
  22. The consumer will surely... by Mike+Rubits · · Score: 1

    eat this right up!

    *ahem*

    So sorry.

  23. I predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    corny jokes :P

  24. Watch out for hobos.. by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    I can see it now, hobos doing door to door pretending to be "Blu-Ray Disc Inspectors", chewing every disc they see to see if its authentic and then have the BIG FEAST with all the other Blu-Ray Disc Inspectors.

    1. Re:Watch out for hobos.. by Epsillon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Somebody ought to force AOL to use this technology. Then, far from having to act their way to a free seedy ROM, there would be a plentiful supply for the bums to eat and, as a side-effect, AOL would actualy be doing something useful for once.

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    2. Re:Watch out for hobos.. by chooze · · Score: 1

      To be fair I used to find AOL's free supply of floppies to be rather useful.

  25. Feedstocks! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This will be great for recycling discs to feedstocks, since most of Hollywood's output is swill fit for pigs anyway. (Sorry if I offended any pigs. I am such an insensitive bastard.)

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    1. Re:Feedstocks! by boarder8925 · · Score: 2, Funny
      I am such an insensitive bastard.
      That's insensitive clod! =P
    2. Re:Feedstocks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get the cliche right, you insensitive clod!

  26. Microwaves by Indy+Media+Watch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I wonder what would happen to one of those new discs if you put one in the microwave for 5 seconds.

    He writes that knowing full well what happens to current discs when you put them in the microwave.

    That is.... Awesome lightshow caused by arcs between the thousands/millions of pits and hills on the disc's surface.

    I highly recommend it, but suggest:

    a) Not using your own microwave
    b) Not using a disc you like to watch...

    In case you can't resist,

    c) Not putting it back into your own DVD player afterward.

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    1. Re:Microwaves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pictures?? Anyone have a link?

    2. Re:Microwaves by Indy+Media+Watch · · Score: 1

      Errr... Fucking Google It.

      You might find this: http://margo.student.utwente.nl/el/microwave/

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    3. Re:Microwaves by thedillybar · · Score: 1
      >Awesome lightshow caused by arcs between the thousands/millions of pits and hills on the disc's surface.

      Agreed, it's pretty impressive. Anyone have a video link?

  27. Will ants like this, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I remember seeing a story several months back about ants getting into a powerbook because the board was some kind of polymerized carbohydrate. Will they like discs now, too?

  28. Well by tuxter · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new blu yellow multi eared overlords!

  29. wow by nomadic · · Score: 4, Funny

    24 comments already and no bad jokes using the word "kernel". I'm proud of you all.

    1. Re:wow by babybird · · Score: 1

      Set your threshold lower, I've seen at least one above your comment already. ;)

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    2. Re:wow by babybird · · Score: 1

      OK, color me stupid. I scrolled up AFTER posting that and saw that it wasn't at the same level, and was indeed posted after your comment. D'OH!

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  30. Argh. Corn? by Merk · · Score: 1

    Do we really need another corn-based product? Nearly everything you eat has corn in it. Drinks have high-fructose corn syrup. Bread has corn as well. Beef is raised on a diet of corn (and they have to use antibiotics so that the cows can digest it).

    This is all because of ludicrous subsidies the government gives corn farmers. It results in corn products so cheap that they're essentially free.

    Biodegradeable products are great. Don't get me wrong, but I suspect the only reason they're using corn here is that it's "free".

    Hey Republican Majority! You know how you always talk about fiscal responsibility, reducing taxes, and reducing the size of the government? Now's the time to wipe out the corn subsidy once and for all. Maybe there's one thing you'll do in the next 2 or 4 years that won't completely piss me off.

  31. cream corn cds?!?! by MindDelay · · Score: 1

    i can't wait for cream corn cds, mmmmm cream corn!!

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  32. Biodegradable computer products by mknewman · · Score: 1

    You guys are killing me... "If this disc is widely used, it may be the only easily biodegradable computer part/accessory (with the exception of pizza)." Seriously, though, computer paper is still recyclable and I assume bio-degradable and anyone else remember paper punch cards and tape? Marc

    1. Re:Biodegradable computer products by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      t may be the only easily biodegradable computer part/accessory
      I thought most Microsoft products degraded with use (their OS sure does).
    2. Re:Biodegradable computer products by EnderWiggin99 · · Score: 1

      MS products don't degrade, they clusterfuck. So I guess he was accurate.

  33. But how is the durability? by CarnivoreMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is this corn stuff sturdy enough to endure intense office frisbee action?

  34. CornDisc by SinaSa · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think this is a potentially a very cool thing, but you have to admit it's immensley funny if you think about it.

    Five Pioneer R&D guys sitting at a table, thinking what they are going to do with Blu-Ray. One of them looks down at his bag of nacho's... look's up at the picture of the DVD, then back at the Nacho's.

    The rest is history.

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  35. Food supply? by MP3Chuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So I didn't RTFA, but why divert corn from the food supply? I'm sure it's not exactly in short supply but with so many starving people in the world wouldn't it be better off actually feeding people?

    Or will the occasional coaster now be edible? ;)

    1. Re:Food supply? by k4_pacific · · Score: 1

      Well, I don't think that this would significantly impact food production. We already pay farmers not to grow things. I'm even thinking of not growing a few hundred acres of corn on my 1/8 acre plot.

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    2. Re:Food supply? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      first, not all corn is edible
      second, transportation
      third, distribution
      forth, politics.

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    3. Re:Food supply? by darkmeridian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There is enough food to feed all the world. There hasn't been a consensus to feed them. War and politics prevent this (see Somalia).

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    4. Re:Food supply? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      grow ganja and the world will thank you for it

    5. Re:Food supply? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that whole agriculture + hoarding of food thing really messes things up. Anyone know if the world's first widespread use of money was used to buy food?

    6. Re:Food supply? by Rie+Beam · · Score: 1

      Think of how many children could be fed on AOL disks alone...

    7. Re:Food supply? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      remember when tons of donated GMO corn was donated to central africa, only to be thrown out when the local leaders were convinced by anti-GMO groups that it was dangerous.... not too much of a point, other than damned if you do, damned if you don't

    8. Re:Food supply? by Zey · · Score: 1
      The problem wasn't that it was "dangerous" instead that if the corn was used for seed by the illiterate farmers there, they'd would find themselves obligated to pay royalties for to American multinationals for their own food crops.

      Just a conspiracy theory? The donors refused to supply the corn milled or treated so it was unplantable.

    9. Re:Food supply? by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

      The problem with hunger isn't the amount of food... we've got plenty. Its distributing it better. That is a problem that will require a lot of money, time, and diplomatic work to solve. And possibly a few wars along the way.

    10. Re:Food supply? by Bazer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And in some cases 'feeding the country' via charity had a pretty strange side effect. For example farmers who wouldn't teach their kids how to actually _grow_. Why work? Just go get some food from the guy in the white van...

    11. Re:Food supply? by cliffyqs · · Score: 1

      there's also the teensy problem of getting food to those who need it, when there may not be decent roads (or any). Saw a discovery channel special on new uses for bigger, safer airships, and this would be one. they can hover, carry more then a helicopter, and do it cheaper (once built).

      someday maybe they'll actually try this if politics and economics allow.

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    12. Re:Food supply? by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Let them eat discs!

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    13. Re:Food supply? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure it's not exactly in short supply but with so many starving people in the world wouldn't it be better off actually feeding people?

      If you think food is in short supply, you could probably do better by convincing people to stop eating meat. It's far more efficient to get energy from corn (and other plants) directly instead of running it through a pig (or other animal) first.

  36. Mmmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pass the bean dip

  37. Re:Argh. Corn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some bio plastics are made from bacteria and some use parts of the hemp plant to strengthen it like fiber glass.

  38. Not a corny joke by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let the corny jokes commence.

    Atkins dieters are eagerly awaiting the Blu-ray disc composed of pork rind.

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    1. Re:Not a corny joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmmmmm...pork.

  39. I've got one... by bchernicoff · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I wonder what would happen to one of those new discs if you put one in the microwave for 5 seconds.

    You get...pop music!

    1. Re:I've got one... by fastfinge · · Score: 1

      Hey! You sttole my joke! I take off my tinfoil hat for 2 seconds, and see what I get???

  40. which pioneer? by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 1

    corn? pioneer?
    sounds like http://www.pioneer.com/ might be able to team up with http://www.pioneerelectronics.com/ on this.

    1. Re:which pioneer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      about time someone pointed that out it's the first thing that came to mind

  41. Hmmmm by NoMoreFood · · Score: 1

    Somehow I don't think this do anything cool in the microwave...

  42. Mmmmmmmm......... by Mung+Bianca · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seedy Rom.....

  43. Re:Argh. Corn? by glowimperial · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't think they are going to do anything that displeases their masters in the red states. We are going to have ugly, bad for the economy corn subsidies for a long time.

  44. Nachos are served by EtherAlchemist · · Score: 2, Funny


    So what happens when the computer gets hot?

    It smells like corn tortillas, of course.

    What I want to know is, can you make nachos from the discs that end up as the inevitable coasters?

    Mmmmm, blu-ray disc nachos...

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  45. Noo... data come back by Janitha · · Score: 1

    Only thing I wouldnt like about this idea is storing the disks somewhere for a while, only to come and find it rotting (including data loss) but if there is something to help protect again, I am all for it.

    1. Re:Noo... data come back by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      "I thought there was a bug in the program, but it turned out to be a weevil infestation of the install disc.

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  46. AOL, are you listening. by sl0wp0is0n · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm waiting for the day when AOL starts sending me free breakfast in mail, everday! :)

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    1. Re:AOL, are you listening. by k4_pacific · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gotta eat it fast, as it goes bad after 1045 hours.

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    2. Re:AOL, are you listening. by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well you won't last that long cause your food will come with viruses.

    3. Re:AOL, are you listening. by tonsofpcs · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, your food will BE a virus.

    4. Re:AOL, are you listening. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's downright nasty.

  47. corporate espionage by k4_pacific · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This would be great for corporate espionage. If you are caught by security, you can hastily wolf it down. No more evidence!!

    "It was a rice cake, I swear!"

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  48. In related news. . . . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The new SCO Open Server CDs are going to be made from re-cycled bullshit.

    More news at eleven

  49. Biodegradable computer accessories by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1
    only easily biodegradable computer part/accessory (with the exception of pizza)

    Last I checked, programmers were also easily biodegradable, with the exception of a few bones.

  50. Microwave? by kazoosandinstruments · · Score: 1

    I wonder what would happen to one of those new discs if you put one in the microwave for 5 seconds.

    I don't know what will happen if you put one in the microwave, but if my drive stops reading one of these things I might throw some shredded cheese on it and find out... Really though, this is truly brilliant. I have stacks upon stacks of dated versions of random Linux distros that I have no idea what to do with ... soon I will be able to make tacos/burritos/quesadillas/enchiladas/etc out of old copies of Linux. Further, I don't drink up enough coffee to use all those coasters AOL sends me, I can make something yummy out of those too. Genius, whoever thought of this!

  51. Oh boy-King Taco. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Let the corny jokes commence."

    Why didn't CmdrTaco bring us this story?

    1. Re:Oh boy-King Taco. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't want to go for the soft shell.

      ba doom boom pshh

  52. Joke with correct punchline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you'll find it will be a corny pop disc.

  53. Late night snack by hools1234 · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the perfect uni students dream.. something that holds your entire mp3 collection and doubles as a 2am mid study snack!

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  54. Down in the southern US.. by modifried · · Score: 1

    "What's for dinner tonight, Pa?"
    "We gots us some o' these here A-O-L treats."

  55. Stupidest idea ever. by Alcimedes · · Score: 1

    WTF? Can someone explain to my WHY I would want to store my data on biodegradable discs? Isn't the whole point of disc to store long term?

    1. Re:Stupidest idea ever. by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      sometimes it is not.

      the idea is that it wont fill landfills like non-sold et carts.

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  56. Ob. Simpsons by k4_pacific · · Score: 1

    Lisa: His shoes are corn, his hat is corn, I think even that check is made of corn.

    Homer: Lisa, a man who has plenty of corn is less likely to hurt Stalky than someone whose corn supplies are running low.

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  57. Shiny? by marciot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't CDs have to be shiny and reflective? What is shown in the picture sure looks dull and matte. Has blu-ray eliminated the need for the reflective backing? -- Marcio

  58. It's not... by Ramses0 · · Score: 1

    Remember, we are living in a disposable society (Cars. Computers. Etc.). There is far more good media (as in "stuff to see, listen, read") than anyone has time to consume, even if you just go to the public domain (ie; project gutenberg).

    To some extent, this unplanned obsolescence of media (the carrier of information) such as VHS->DVD, Cassette->CD->MP3/AAC/WMA has given the media conglomorates more opportunities to (re)sell all of their Beatles and Pink-Floyd catalogs.

    Now, if you can guarantee the obsolence of your media (accidentally!, and even making environmentalists happy while doing it), and put that decay beyond the event-horizon of the average purchaser (increasingly easy to do), you've got a recurring revenue stream. That's one reason why I ripped all my CD's to OGG (not MP3), and am not buying anything from iTunes.

    1- OGG specification and all tools are completely public domain

    2- I trust CD media less than copies of my music on two separate hard-drives.

    3- No DRM (I didn't put it there), and I can always go from OGG->WAV in the worst-case scenario (I ripped at reasonably high quality (-q7=~220kbps), so I wouldn't even feel too bad transcoding them to 128kbps MP3 if I wanted to).

    What it points to is: The right to maintain current, known-good backups must be protected, and YOU store YOUR data in an open, known-good, future-proof format (OGG, RTF, HTML, JPG/PNG, .tgz, PGP), and damn everyone else to the hell that they're (un)knowingly getting themselves into.

    --Robert

    1. Re:It's not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's one reason why I ripped all my CD's to OGG (not MP3), and am not buying anything from iTunes.

      1- OGG specification and all tools are completely public domain


      OGG and MP3 will both die. OGG will die sooner. You'll see. Meanwhile encoding to an inconvenient format has bought you nothing.

    2. Re:It's not... by Fweeky · · Score: 1
      "OGG specification and all tools are completely public domain"

      No they're not; they're BSD and LGPL licensed (not sure about the specs; but definately not public domain, which means something very different).
      "I can always go from OGG->WAV in the worst-case scenario (I ripped at reasonably high quality (-q7=~220kbps), so I wouldn't even feel too bad transcoding them to 128kbps MP3 if I wanted to)"

      A lossless format would let you do this without feeling bad at all, and without worries about defeciencies of the format (which Vorbis has had its fair share of, even at -q10). It also makes it relatively easy to take advantage of any future developments in lossless and lossy audio codecs. And of course if you lose a CD, you can recreate it properly; not just using an approximation which sounds about right on your current hardware (yeah; I'm probably couldn't ABX -q7 Vorbis on any hardware for the most part, but that's not the point).
    3. Re:It's not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing? I can store more music that sounds good in less space. And I don't have to break the law to do it.

      Fuck off, troll.

  59. I'm looking forward by hey! · · Score: 1

    to making moonshine from my pirated DVDs.

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  60. Data Disposal by JeffGB · · Score: 1

    First we're holding funerals for our programs, now we're burning our data onto corn based disks as an "environmentally friendly" to "dispose of data"

    What? Isn't rm -rf / enviromentally friendly enough?

  61. gotta run... by C0vardeAn0nim0 · · Score: 1

    imagine, blu-ray disck with subliminar messages ?

    children of the corn?

    i'm over 16, damit... gotta run... C ya...

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  62. wow by chuckfucter · · Score: 1

    How come none of the engineer thought that bubble tape could be a serious contender?
    Why not make them out of banana's, why corn?

    I'll leave on a bad joke,
    Now we know what the 'pop secret' was.

  63. Corn disc vs. Peep by fastduke · · Score: 0

    Of course it may be biodegradable but aren't peeps supposed to be also?

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  64. Another stupid idea from agriculture lobby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    like highly subsidized ethanol from corn so people don't realize it's more expensive than gasoline.

    So tell me again exactly what percentage of the landfills are composed of discarded cd's and dvd's? And tell me again how you expect anything to biodegrade in an anerobic environment? And again how much Cargill or Archers Daniels Midlands stock do you own?

  65. AOL should send out corn CDs by serutan · · Score: 1

    Woo-hoo! FREE NACHOS !!!

  66. Longevity?-Cornhole closing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The first thing that comes to mind are security camera videos. DVD-/+R is the prevered medium due to its small size and low cost but long term storage is pointless."

    Microsoft E-mails and Source Code, Enron documents, Pentagon secrets, Nixon tapes, Monika recordings, Halliberten contracts, Worldcom evidence. What's not to like?

  67. Longevity? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    If they are designed to be degradable, what is their shelf life in my stereo cabinet..

    Id prefer them to NOT degrade in my house .. ever ...

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  68. It'll never catch on... by winkydink · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't see these things replacing cobs in the outhouse.

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  69. Biodegradable storage. by achilstone · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't fret I think we've been storing data on biodegradable media which can last for thousands of years if stored right.... it's called paper.

  70. We're going to lose it all by Bun · · Score: 1

    I'm beginning to have serious concerns about the integrity of the world's data. NASA's old data is deteriorating faster than they can archive it. CD's will only last for 20 years or so, DVD's probably less. What forms of PERMANENT (T> 100y) data storage are available to us? Is all of our digitil information doomed to be lost?

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  71. Styrofoam videotapes by elegie · · Score: 1

    There have been lightweight videotapes that are meant for purposes like promotional mailings. The tapes are made out of a material like Styrofoam with an outside of cardboard and thin plastic. See one such brand here.

    1. Re:Styrofoam videotapes by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      There have been lightweight videotapes that are meant for purposes like promotional mailings.

      That sounds like a brilliant idea (although VHS is rapidly becoming obselete, and DVD might be a better idea soon). But one thing... styrofoam? Isn't that the type of polystyrene used to pack stuff together, made up of little pressed-together nodules?

      If so, aren't they fairly likely to fall to bits inside the video recorder? Yeah, I know video recorders are dirt-cheap nowadays, but you still don't want that to happen.

      When you say the outside, do you mean of the tape itself, or the case? And isn't it still going to fall apart?

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    2. Re:Styrofoam videotapes by elegie · · Score: 1

      One such videotape of this type consisted of a solid block of what appeared to be Styrofoam. (A patent describes a limited-use video tape in which the core could be cardboard, styrofoam, or synthetic resin.) This block had openings and gaps for the path of the magnetic tape and for the plastic reels onto which the magnetic tape was wound. On the outside of the block was thin plastic that appeared to be attached with some adhesive. Stuck to the top of the cassette was a cardboard sheet printed with information about the promotion. The end of the tape which was inserted into the VCR had a long cardboard tab. This tab had serrations so that it could be easily pulled off of the tape without damaging anything.

  72. Sorry, third world! by dswensen · · Score: 1

    "Sorry, third world... you can't have this corn to eat. We need it to store our valuable data!"

    No, Starvin' Marvin, that's a bad Starvin' Marvin!

    1. Re:Sorry, third world! by vidarh · · Score: 1
      The industrialized world have had vast over production of food for decades, and that has done nothing to prevent starvation in the developing countries, so why do you think using corn this way will change that? If anything, if it raises the price of corn it may increase corn prices and increase the income for some of these countries, allowing them to spend more resources on purchasing cheap food sources to cover shortfalls in their own food production.

      Also, less than 50% of corn harvests is already used for human consumption. Most of the rest go to animal food and fuel production.

    2. Re:Sorry, third world! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'twas a joke.

      -dswensen

  73. Blockbuster by pronobozo · · Score: 1

    Would work well with the one day use disposable dvd movies. Don't have to return the movie you just throw it out .

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    1. Re:Blockbuster by chochos · · Score: 1

      Or, if it was really really bad, you can feed it to your dog.

    2. Re:Blockbuster by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Or, if it was really really bad, you can feed it to your dog.

      I wouldn't do that; my dog was violently sick after "Matrix Revolutions".

      Nothing to do with eating corn-based DVDs... he just couldn't stand the film.

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  74. made of KORN? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  75. Beavis and Butthead will love these new disks by curtlewis · · Score: 1

    Pssst! hey, what's that gap in the center?

    That's the cornhole.

  76. Mitsui Gold CD-Rs, with a custom badge. by MsGeek · · Score: 1

    It's the return of Mitsui Gold...yes, there have been tests on this kind of CD-R that have suggests that they will last, if not 300 years, a lot longer than most commonly available media.

    I think that it is generally agreed that both Taiyo Yuden and Verbatim/Mitsubishi Azo CD-Rs are going to last at least 100 years if archivally stored.

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  77. Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been posted for almost 55 minutes and I seen no kernel jokes. Everyone must be as tired as I am tonight ... I guess this is the culmination of ears of research.

  78. Ob. Aqua Teen Hunger Force by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1
    Dr. Weird: Gentlemen... I bring you... MORE CORN!!!
    Steve: Yeah, umm. I don't know man... after last time...
    Dr. Weird: This time... SHALL BE DIFFERENT... BWAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
    Steve: Well alright, cause I am hungry again.

    (Corn fly towards Steve, stabbing through him)

    Dr. Weird: It's not different at all, is it Steve! HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!

    (By the way, Simpsons always flies on Slashdot... Now let's see if Aqua Teen does)

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  79. Corn isn't just food by idiot900 · · Score: 1

    Ethanol added to gasoline is also made from corn, so it isn't necessary that everything an edible plant can be made into also be edible itself.

    Also, hopefully corn discs will contribute to a reduction in farm subsidies by increasing the demand for corn.

  80. just how fast does this biodegrading happen? by Khyron · · Score: 1

    Let's think about this for a second? Is this a wonderful move for the environment? Or is it a shrewd move for an industry that deperately wants you to rebuy the same content over and over whether you feel like it or not?

    If these discs will be usable for 100 years or more, then it's a very nice move I suppose. However if they start degrading within a lifetime, it's a pretty crappy situation for someone who wanted to hang on to them. Especially if it's less like 100 and more like 10.

    Just a thought...

  81. And with the Computer Cookery 5000.... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ingredients:

    * AOL
    * corn disks
    * Computer cookery 5000 with Intel Pentium Prescott (TM) as the heat source.

    What do you get?

    FREE POPCORN!

  82. Edible Data by rubberbando · · Score: 1

    I can see it now. Kids cheating in school could use these to store test answers and then eat the disc to destroy the evidence.

    I could also see this being good for the spy trade for the same reasons. The enemy is closing in on you, eat the top secret data and it will never fall into their hands. Well at least not in the form they would want it in.

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  83. forget about heat deformations... by inmortal · · Score: 1

    Remember those days when we used to forget our rented video tapes in the car when we went to the beach and they bent? also vinyls,cds... It will happen no more!! Now the new corn cds/dvds/blueraydiscs will just "pop" and then you'll have something to eat meanwhile you go to pay for the "broken" blueraymovie!

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  84. AAGGLL Re:Food supply? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world's first widespread use of money was used to buy poon-tang.

    Not a bad substitute for food, though.

  85. maybe some good will come of this by ChipMonk · · Score: 3, Funny

    After all, it would make AOL's idiotic discs very welcome in third-world countries.

  86. I can't wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait until the rats, roaches, or ants get into my CDs and literally eat them. As if CD/CDR rot weren't bad enough.

  87. Consumers? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    This may be good for people who don't need long term storage, but how could this POSSIBLY be good for consumers.

    Its bad enough that CDRs and DVDs degrade over time, but now this? I want media that LASTS LONGER and will protect my data over time.

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  88. Gentlemen! Behold!... Corn! by GOD_ALMIGHTY · · Score: 1

    Dr. Weird : Gentlemen! Behold!... Corn!
    Steve : [pretending to be surprised] Okaaay... you know, this is pretty nice! Yeah, I am kinda hungry...
    Dr. Weird : Good! Then let the mating BEGIN! Mwahahahahah!
    [the corn punctures Steve and pins him to the wall]

    Courtesy of IMDB

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  89. Computer eats Blu-ray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will it shit out big pieces like I shit out corn pieces?

  90. Now that this will drive corn prices up.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... can we pleez stop subsidizing big corn agribiz?

    (no, because of the Senate :{)

  91. How to make "corn starch plastic" at home... by SkyMunky · · Score: 5, Interesting

    (from http://www.wisagclassroom.org/Corn%20Plastic.pdf )

    Materials Needed :
    cornstarch
    measuring spoons
    corn oil
    water
    medicine dropper
    food coloring
    microwave
    sandwich-size resealable plastic bag
    Procedure:
    1. Place a tablespoon of cornstarch in a resealable plastic bag.
    2. Add two drops of corn oil to the corn starch.
    3. Add one and a half tablespoons of water to the oil and cornstarch.
    4. Stir the mixture.
    5.Add two drops of food coloring to the mixture and stir well.
    6.Next, microwave your biodegradable plastic for 20-25 seconds on high.

    (and obviously, use caution)

    1. Re:How to make "corn starch plastic" at home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up this kicks ass!!!

    2. Re:How to make "corn starch plastic" at home... by dargaud · · Score: 2, Funny

      This reads like the recipe of most of the stuff I've tried to eat while in the US.

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    3. Re:How to make "corn starch plastic" at home... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what color food coloring do I need?

  92. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a few Korn CD's, I don't see what's so great about them though.

  93. Is it edible? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Like those starch-based packing foam peanuts? They melt in your mouth. yum.

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    1. Re:Is it edible? by woddfellow2 · · Score: 1

      Well, it is theoretically edible, but it is so hard that no one, even if they have very strong teeth, can eat it.

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    2. Re:Is it edible? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I was hoping saliva could break it down into sugar. It might be a way to go if you sucked on a chip of it for a while. Although if I wanted starch or sugar so badly there are easier and much tastier ways to go. mmmm donuts.

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    3. Re:Is it edible? by woddfellow2 · · Score: 1

      If I wanted to eat something even remotely similar, I would just eat a can of corn.

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  94. What we need now... by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

    Is a blue-ray burning application for KDE and call it Korn. Then we can be sued by the RIAA for *insert violation of the week kere*

    BTW, I've got a couple of korn CD's in my collection, but they do not taste very good.

    On a serious note, how long do these last? I once lived in a share house and during our yearly clean up we found a packet of cornflakes(TM) in the cupboard. The useby date was about 8 months prior and they did not look too good.

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  95. Biodegradeable Data? by carcosa30 · · Score: 1

    Do we really want data to be biodegradable?

    I mean, yes, with the widespread use of DVDs and CDs, this could become a problem, but aren't there many things that could be made biodegradable where it would be more desirable than data?

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    1. Re:Biodegradeable Data? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, read the fucking article. These are to be used for things like security cameras. They are used untill no longer needed then allowed to decay.

    2. Re:Biodegradeable Data? by NoMercy · · Score: 1

      I'd be more worried about puting a blu-ray disc made of corn into my lovely expensive blu-ray reader (asuming I ever buy one), and it deciding to bio-degrade while spinning at 500rpm... messy.

  96. Biodegradable = Concern by woddfellow2 · · Score: 1

    If it is biodegradable, doesn't that mean it won't last that long? I'm worried about it biodegrading like that.

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  97. Well, the corn theme... by Vombatus · · Score: 1

    sure brought out the corny jokes

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  98. Until the rats come by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 1

    Fast way to lose all your backups

    And then maybe the dog would really eat your homework.

    God spoke to me:

    www.geocities.com/James_Sager_PA

  99. You can make jet turbine blades out of rice husks by dbIII · · Score: 1
    You can make jet turbine blades out of rice husks. The husks are high in silicon, and have been used to make the SiAlON industrial ceramic, which can be used at very high temperatures.

    Not biodegradable by any stretch of imagination - made to survive high stress and temperature, don't flex much, but expensive to make (need to throw out any parts with very small cracks, since it is very brittle).

  100. Transparent corn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, transparent corn, you know what that means! We're only one step away from transparent aluminum!

  101. Corn is in short supply... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and here is where it's all going.

  102. Well, that's wonderful! by ChiralSoftware · · Score: 1
    I'm glad they are developing a biodegradable disk for a format that doesn't really exist yet, but what about some biodegradable disks that we can actually use? How about somehow coming up with a plain old cornstarch or recycled plastic CD-R that I could buy today? Is there such a thing? We already use 100% post-consumer recycled paper, but we would like to use recycled or biomass CD-Rs, too. Any sources for these? Or are we just going to read Slashdot articles about them but never buy them?

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  103. Does it digest well? by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1

    Remember to chew your Blu-Ray disc thoroughly or you know what happens.

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  104. Native mode? by infinite9 · · Score: 1

    Let the corny jokes commence.

    We call it maize.

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  105. Great for Hackers by tini1212 · · Score: 0

    Ok.... your an ubber l33t hacker, and you store all your scripts and stuff on one of these corn discs.
    The police arrive at your house.
    Your like "OMG OMG THEY'RE GONNA FIND OUT"
    But wait! This is a corn disc.
    Just eat the damn thing and your stomach acid will take care of the rest :P.

  106. Other uses for corn by toby · · Score: 1

    There was a time when people actually used to eat corn, but I guess that's just a historical artefact now that world hunger has been completely solved.

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  107. Brought to you by Archer-Daniels-Midland Corp by billstewart · · Score: 1

    So not only do TV programs on PBS get supported by a grant from the Archer Daniels Midland Corporation, Supermarket to the World (tm), but if you want to watch a DVD it'll still be made out of Corn from Kansas? Sounds pretty Dole....

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  108. what about the data? by panic911 · · Score: 1

    Is the data safe on a bio-degradable disc? Will it turn into dirt in my PC?

  109. Eat 'em and they come out undamaged! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Digestion-safe data storage.

  110. Much corn goes to feed stock by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Feeding stock is really wasteful. ie. 20 food units in --> about 1 food unit out. I doubt that the corn disks will be usable as stock food (ie. I expect that they're some cellulose/plastic stuff with little food value), but if they are then they could be reprocessed as stock food.

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  111. uhh, I don't know about you ... by dfolk · · Score: 1

    But I don't want my data storage media to biodegrade. I want it to survive a nuclear war.

    1. Re:uhh, I don't know about you ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, have you no faith in post-apocalyptic pr0n?

    2. Re:uhh, I don't know about you ... by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Funny

      What, have you no faith in post-apocalyptic pr0n?

      You mean, like mutants with three breasts or two penises?

      Or both, on the same person...

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  112. Lick and stick? by SnakeStu · · Score: 1

    But can you lick them and stick them together to build things, like you can with the corn starch packing peanuts? ;-)

    (Licking used packing peanuts is not recommended. Just a little disclaimer for those not astute or sober enough to figure that out on their own!)

  113. I tried that by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 1

    I stuck it in my cd drive and it didn't spin up.

    1. Re:I tried that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have a blu-ray drive?

  114. Prior Art by chochos · · Score: 1
    While the idea of a corn disc isn't new
    Tortillas have been around for hundreds of years. It's prehispanic food, after all.
  115. Does the TDK Coating make it indestructible? by Kevoco · · Score: 1

    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/11/0 2/0011220&tid=198&tid=126&tid=134&tid= 1

    1. Re:Does the TDK Coating make it indestructible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean indestructible porn on corn?

  116. In other news AOLshine by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    1. Take corn based AOL disks, water, and yeast
    2. Allow to ferment
    3. Distill and enjoy

    AOL, "You got drunk"

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  117. That would be .... by kn0tw0rk · · Score: 0

    Hard Pore Corn :P

    Its so hot, it keeps on popping up :)

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  118. new meaning to the term "data sause" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now when people ask about your data source, simple say "nacho cheese"...

  119. 13% unnatural by billy+reuben · · Score: 1

    The article says that the discs are 87% natural, whatever that means. What's the other 13% composed of, and how biodegradable will that be?

  120. For better performance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you should use the ones made from blue corn. Something to do with the wavelength of light.

  121. Hee Haw Season 1 by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Hee Haw Season 1 now available on DVD - made from real props.

    Proper storage:
    Keep DVD in a cool, dry place, out of reach of incects and rodents.

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  122. Re:Argh. Corn? by nomadic · · Score: 1

    You'll get my popcorn when you pry it out of my cold, dead, hands, you hippie!

  123. Oh, No!!! by n6kuy · · Score: 0

    Damn...

    I suppose the price of Blue Corn enchiladas is now gonna increase here in New Mexico due to increased demand for the makin's elsewhere...

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  124. Biodegradability by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    Do you worry about rocks being biodegradable? A piece of plastic is just a particularly soft rock. Even softer was the rock oil of which it was probably made (petra-oleum).

    However, we could be processing our garbage to convert stuff like that to fuel. Pollution? Well, at least the large amount of paper in the garbage got its carbon from the atmosphere in the first place...

  125. Or, as the Indians call it, Maze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    .:

    Or, as the Indian call it, Maze.

    Thank you,
    Bart Simpson

    :.

    1. Re:Or, as the Indians call it, Maze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be "maize", dumbass.

  126. Disc of corn? by indros13 · · Score: 2, Funny
    If this biodegrades in a landfill as well as corn digests in my body, I wouldn't call this a roaring success...

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  127. Effect of Microwave Oven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I wonder what would happen to one of those new discs if you put one in the microwave for 5 seconds.

    All the Blu Rays will escape, that's what!

  128. Trademark Trouble? by chooze · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I wonder if they're going to get into trademark trouble with the other Pioneer

  129. The original corn disc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Tortilla!

  130. investment opportunities! by KingPunk · · Score: 0

    in other news, the price of corn sky rockets, millions go hungry, and we feel guilty for backing data up!

    im investing in corn, and agri and fertilizer. :)
    im projecting steady growth :) pun intended!

  131. with the exception of pizza by mlk · · Score: 1

    And !

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    1. Re:with the exception of pizza by mlk · · Score: 1

      Drat...
      And <insert mime="poison/caffeine" default="vodka redbull"/>!

      I should preview more...

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  132. the obvious.. by Make · · Score: 1
    after the TESA-ROM (Link in German only, sorry) and the Corn-ROM, the next step will be the Pizza-ROM.

    /me rushes to the local patent office

  133. Soylent Green-Ray Discs by SWroclawski · · Score: 1

    Are made from people! It's people!

  134. Not sure how biodegradeable this would be by tech49er · · Score: 1

    Ever see corn come out the other end?

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  138. World hunger. by bogado · · Score: 1

    While I'm all for creating materials that are bio degradable, a part of me screams what about those people who are hungry all over the world? Should we use perfectly good food to create disposable, non-eatable CDs?

    Maybe I am wrong, maybe this is made out of parts of the corn that are not eatable or it could be created from food that would be wasted anyway. But somehow I doubt it.

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    1. Re:World hunger. by vidarh · · Score: 1
      Starvation is a distribution problem, not a production problem.

      The world produces more than enough food, but there isn't political will to 1) ensure efficient crisis management and delivery and 2) provide development assistance sufficient to ensure production capabilities where needs are greatest. And then there are genocidal maniacs like Mugabe that ruins his countrys capability to stay self sufficient and uses the threat of starvation to control his opposition.

  139. Monsanto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What with Monsanto having a corn monopoly, this is a unexpected windfall for them.

  140. But what about the Die in use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the disk decomposes what becomes of the die and it's effect on the environment.

  141. Bad joke, bad bad joke. Sit! by KrunZ · · Score: 1

    Hey I thought that blu-ray movie was kinda corny... (badabing)

  142. Thats what I was.. by essreenim · · Score: 0

    picturing a bunch of fat American kids sick in the hopspital after losing at San Andreas...

  143. Anybody got the specs... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    ...on what are the soylent-green-ray discs made of?

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  144. How long to biodegrade polycarbonate? by mwood · · Score: 1

    I think you'll have to figure in the time it takes bacteria to evolve entirely new enzyme systems.

  145. Honey... by Number6.2 · · Score: 1

    pick up some CD's along with the milk. They're in the bread section...

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  146. Polylactic acid by jbeaupre · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A common plastic made from corn is polylactic acid (just google it). It's strong, clear, and easy to work with. More expensive than its comptetitors. But yes, it is biodegradable. Just toss it in the compost heap. It's also the same plastic used to make absorbable medical implants (sutures, screws, etc). That's right, if put a chunk under your skin (not that I recommend it), your body slowly absorbs it.

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  147. Mark Twain hates you, and you are going to die... by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Funny

    I mean, say you're a some geek bachelor--but alas, I repeat myself.

    Mark Twain. He's back. And this time he's out for revenge. Revenge.... on every third rate mangling of his humorous quotes. Once he's spotted you.... there's no escape.

    (Clip.. voice of Mark Twain); "Viewer, suppose you were a mangler of the work of Mark Twain. And suppose you were someone who was going to die by having their bowels ripped out through their throat. But I repeat myself."

    Twain; The Revenge. At cinemas on Friday, rated 18.

    (At this point, the author of this post is killed by the ghost of the real Mark Twain, pissed off that his quote got mangled again).

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  148. Jiffy CDs! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    But it tastes best when popped with salt and butter!

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  149. not biodegradable in a landfill by heby · · Score: 1

    nothing really decays in a landfill; there is basically no oxygen in a landfill and that prevents pretty much everything from decaying. throw an apple into the garbage, it will not biodegrade. whoever puts that label on anything seems to keep their garbage on their patio.

  150. Good luck by gearry · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the article:

    " While the disc can theoretically be eaten, it is coated by a 0.1-millimeter (0.004-inch) thick layer of resin and is too hard for even the strongest teeth."

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  151. CDs don't have to be shiny... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    Don't CDs have to be shiny and reflective?

    Answer; no, they don't. The reason CDs are shiny and make pretty rainbow patterns when held up to a bright light is down to marketing. When they were launched in the 1980s, people were easily impressed with such hi-tech glitz, and it was decided that this would be a good marketing gimmick.

    In fact, the original plan was to have one of those pictures that flicks between two images when you wiggle it round on the underside. Unfortunately, this went too far... during test-marketing in Iowa, the inhabitants thought the new-fangled gimmickry was the work of the devil, and burned the salesman at the stake.

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  152. Re:When will bush start eating them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -1 Flamebait or not, the article made me laugh; thanks.

    Actually, there's nothing particularly funny about the article overall, nor its context, but... better to laugh than not.

  153. Gasoline has hidden costs too by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    [ Another stupid idea from agriculture lobby ] like highly subsidized ethanol from corn so people don't realize it's more expensive than gasoline.

    Gasoline is subsidised, too. You have to pay money to support friendly regimes to ensure you get your supply (and let's not get started on the real motives of the Iraq war). Would the United States be wasting time and money propping up an unpopular regime in Saudi Arabia (and thus providing a great recruiting point for vermin like Bin Laden, which in turn will cost more to defend yourselves from), if it wasn't for oil?

    The question is, is corn the best way to go?

    I never thought I'd hear myself saying this when I was a kid, but I think that nuclear power will be the best way forward for many countries, in the forseeable future. No, it won't be cheap if you consider the "real" cost. But from that perspective, oil isn't as great as people would like to think either.

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  154. Microwave - friendly CDs? by Mondor · · Score: 1
    I have a feeling, that nothing good can happen from putting these CDs into microwave oven. Look, how author himself describe the process:

    "I've often thrown away a CD and wondered ..."
    "Now I wonder ... if YOU put one in the microwave..."

    Author doesn't want to put that CD into his microwave, he offers that to you, and this is a clear warning sign, so I wouldn't recommend such experiment, no matter how geeky you are.
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