Maybe this would generate a whole new set of jokes similar to the Radio Yerevan jokes.
Now, please complete this template with your jokes:
The Microsoft Experts were asked: "<Is it true that...>"
The Microsoft Experts answers: "<In principle yes, but...>"
You know, IBM has a department that "repairs" the IBM employees' computers and from what I saw there, the major problem was obviously spyware and worms.
There was a woman that had on her laptop a few dosen spyware and worms. It appears it took a couple hours to clean it with more than one anti-virus and anti-spyware programs.
I assume that IBM thinks it's much cheaper to prevent such cases.
I once had a dream in which I tried to photograph a natural landscape and my camera had an error: "ERROR: This landscape is copyrighted by Microsoft Corporation". I thought it was absurd.
If I search "Romania", there are three sponsored results, and then, the first link from the real results is "Romania car rental", then "Call Centers in Romania", then "Apartments for rent" and a couple more.
In all, four out of the first ten results are actual good results, the rest is commercial spam, which simply contain lots of times the word "Romania".
If you search "Romania" on google, you get the CIA country profile, Romanian Embassy site, tourism guides, official pages, etc. Ten out of the first ten results are good results.
"And are you not," said Fook leaning anxiously forward, "a greater analyst than the Googleplex Star Thinker in the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity which can calculate the trajectory of every single dust particle throughout a five-week Dangrabad Beta sand blizzard?" -- Douglas Adams - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Just as telling someone where to buy drugs, illigal firewarms
I once downloaded from DC++ a list of location where drug dealers could be found in my city. It looked like it was made by the police for internal use. I expect that someone from the police shared the "my documents" folder.:-)
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The lack of ID cards is not the main cause of the administration inefficiency.
Countries with National ID cards have censuses, too.
That kind of information flow can be done with your tax ID.
Credit card fraud can easily be done in countries that have ID cards.
Actually, Linus is a Finland Swede. (from the Swedish minority in Finland)
That would be real-life slashdotting
Maybe this would generate a whole new set of jokes similar to the Radio Yerevan jokes. Now, please complete this template with your jokes: The Microsoft Experts were asked: "<Is it true that...>" The Microsoft Experts answers: "<In principle yes, but...>"
You know, IBM has a department that "repairs" the IBM employees' computers and from what I saw there, the major problem was obviously spyware and worms. There was a woman that had on her laptop a few dosen spyware and worms. It appears it took a couple hours to clean it with more than one anti-virus and anti-spyware programs. I assume that IBM thinks it's much cheaper to prevent such cases.
The guys fired were obviously not among the best people IBM has, but people that they didn't need: telephone sanitizers, beaurocrats etc.
I don't know whether Microsoft needs them.
That's small. The installed windows version is 97 MB. :-)
Apparently it's 10 months, but there was an error that got perpetuated.
Three comments and all about porn. What's wrong with you, slashdot people ?
How long will it be before someone uploads his porn collection?
Building spray-painting robot ?
That must be Will Smith !
You don't know what is the latest Slashdot motto ?
Flame-bait for trolls.
Wikipedia is covered by GFDL, so every derivative must be also covered by GFDL.
This is not true about IMDB.
I once had a dream in which I tried to photograph a natural landscape and my camera had an error: "ERROR: This landscape is copyrighted by Microsoft Corporation". I thought it was absurd.
:-(
Now I know someday may be true.
It appears he doesn't even understand what the word "Socialist" means.
Actually, the thing generated by Frontpage is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike HTML.
In all, four out of the first ten results are actual good results, the rest is commercial spam, which simply contain lots of times the word "Romania".
If you search "Romania" on google, you get the CIA country profile, Romanian Embassy site, tourism guides, official pages, etc. Ten out of the first ten results are good results.
Actually, it was used before that
"And are you not," said Fook leaning anxiously forward, "a greater analyst than the Googleplex Star Thinker in the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity which can calculate the trajectory of every single dust particle throughout a five-week Dangrabad Beta sand blizzard?"
-- Douglas Adams - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
We can clearly see a goalpost in the doodle... Makes me think if it wasn't Blair after all.
Well, you know, the great thing about standards is that there are so many to choose from. :-)
...and used the HTTP protocol!
Marvin is also very ugly. The head is too freaking big. (there's a short intro at the official site.)