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On: Ditching your Landline Just Got Easier

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On: Search for Miss Digital World

FUCKING HELL, TROLLKORE HAD BETTER WATCH OUT THEN!

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On: Search for Miss Digital World

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On: KDE 3.2 'Rudi' Beta Released

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The trolls are coming over the hill....

On: KDE 3.2 'Rudi' Beta Released

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On: Microsoft's new CLI

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Re:GNAA

On: Google Considering Merger With Microsoft

You fucking cock-smoker.

new classic coming soon then...

On: Bill Gates: Windows Patched Faster than Linux

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On: Anti-Spammers Win Major Court Battle

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16/10/2003 - Interview with the founder of the Linux operating system -

Linux Travaldos: When I started making Linux I was only doing it because I wanted to have sex with my mother.

Linux Travaldos: The open source movment are a load of fat guys with stains down their shirt. Beleive me... I have seen them.

Linux Travaldos: One time I was having a wank and the cum shot into my mouth.

BIND my cheeks together.

On: BIND Patches Make Bad Situation Worse

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IBM opens a gaping arsehole

On: IBM Opens A Linux Training Center In Russia

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On: And They Shall Know You By Your Books

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Re:path up the arse.

On: The Next Path for Joy

Cum ejaculates into your face.

path up the arse.

On: The Next Path for Joy

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On: The Weak Signal Challenge - Decode and Win $100

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got bored.

On: Chic Gear to Suit Net Generation

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On: Sci-Fi Movies and 'Bad Science'

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New screenshot on Gamespy

On: Carmack On Doom 3, Quake II Remix

Gamespy have released a new screenshot of this game - If you ask me, it seems to have outdone every other game on the platform - the graphics are simply amazing.

Trollkore says;

On: The Introvert Advantage

Anyone who has an Intel processor is a fool.

Re:GNAA!

On: Who Owns Source Code When a Company Folds?

Too slow, you piece of bitch-shit.

Open for business.

On: Who Owns Source Code When a Company Folds?

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TODAY'S SPECIAL: FRIED OWL

I found myself walking the streets of London. Out of the mist came a man whose pure essence was working class, his eyes were transfixed on the floor not two feet in front of him. Unusually, he was walking in the road, giving not a tread of his boot to the queen's pavement. Fearing for his safety I addressed him as a gentleman does -- his head gradually rose... "Long and drawn out" he said in a tone that could only be an indication of trouble. While momentarily pausing to collect my thoughts, I caught a whiff of Bombay gin about his person; "could this really be him" I wondered. I circumspectly asked him "What is, my good chap?" He responded not with words, but with action - unbuttoning the front of his foul-smelling tweed blazer he revealed his genitals. Emblazoned upon his bellend was the mark I was looking for! It could be interpreted in English as "CMDR TACO WOZ ERE".

Cocks out, please.

On: iPhoto 2: The Missing Manual

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A public service announcement.

On: frottle: Defeating the Wireless Hidden Node Problem

Real trolls post while logged in. (to your mother with their penis)

Re:FP

On: OSDL Position Paper on SCO and Linux

Yo.