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  1. Re:Yawn on Instant Messaging Goes Graphical · · Score: 1

    It is a risk, true.

    You'd want some sort of sanity filter.. Teach the avatar not to stark jerking off in your mum's IM window...

    BAD Avatar! Stop that!

  2. Yawn on Instant Messaging Goes Graphical · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wake me when the avatar responds based on your facial expressions and body language.

    Not a bad idea, given the missing aspects from text/emoticon communication, but too half-way house.

  3. Re:Remember the Last Marathon? on Geek Olympics Code for Gold · · Score: 1

    See, the trouble with that.. is I have no idea if you actually mean it..

  4. Re:High Concept, Low Gameplay on NYT Profiles Creator of Black & White and Fable · · Score: 1

    At least he's trying, y'know? Black & White, for all that it didn't quite manage to live up to what it might have been, certainly wasn't just a cookie-cutter game like a lot of stuff around.

    Better to aim high and fall short, than aim low and always hit the target, if nothing else there's now the higher target for other people to try for. But then I liked Black & White a lot, for all it had wrong with it, it was a lot of fun.

    Picks up a villager and skims them out over the sea towards the setting sun

  5. Re:I feel old on BBC Launches Downloaded Music Charts · · Score: 1

    Don't be insulting my glasses now.. These glasses cost me a while thirty pounds.

  6. Re:Has Bill Gates ever had an original idea? on Microsoft to Launch Online Music Store · · Score: 1

    To some extent, this is an entirely sensible idea - take something somebody else has done, then do it better (or market it better if you're MS). Innovation is a good strategy, taking something proven, and doing it again but better is also a good strategy, and historically a more secure strategy. Just not an exciting one.

    3M for example, do this all the time.

  7. Mod parent insightful! on The Giants of Anime are Coming · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Who needs the opposite sex, I've got you Jessy!"

    Spirited Away has nothing on Team Rocket.

  8. Re:Janus? on Rio Reveals iPod Mini Slayer · · Score: 1

    More importantly, he was bad news in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, don't tell me that won't affect his PA rating in these times.

  9. Re:Million Dollar Question on Kevin Smith set for Clerks sequel · · Score: 1

    Kevin says some of it will, some of it won't. Badaboom.

  10. Re:Again? on Kevin Smith set for Clerks sequel · · Score: 1

    Ok, I know that was meant to be funny. But its wrong on.. so many counts.

    All the 'Jersey' films feature Jay & Bob, however only in Dogma and J&SBSB are they lead characters - the movies aren't about Jay & Bob except in the sense that Star Wars is actually about the droids.

    Clerks 2 is about Dante & Randal, Jay & Bob just happen to be in it.

    Not only that, but Kevin says that not all the films actually occur on the same plane of reality (Mall Rats for example).

    The films are all set in broadly the same place, and often have characters from the other films, but none of them are sequels.

  11. Re:Barely Clerkin? on Kevin Smith set for Clerks sequel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He's on the low budget bit of his cycle again, he makes a low budget hit (Clerks), then a huge budget flop (Mallrats), then gets busted down to a low budget again (Amy), so on ad infinitum. So he's back to doing this one on about $500,000 (he says), after mistakenly casting J-lo and Affleck.

    And I thought it was Clerks 2: Hardly Clerkin'?

    I feel a bit sorry for him really - he will never escape Jay & Bob. Just look what happens when he tries (and after he swore to never make another one in the Jersey series..)

  12. Re:This is so sad on Nintendo Patents Online Console Gaming · · Score: 1

    But.. but.. Shigsy is such a nice guy.. and Yoshi, he's cute.. You've destroyed my childhood! *sob*

  13. Re:Priority date is earlier than you think on Nintendo Patents Online Console Gaming · · Score: 1

    "An existing video game system is modified to include additional communication and storage capability via a modem and hard disk drive.



    A user may also watch TV while simultaneously logging onto the Internet. A hard drive permits downloading from the Internet of entire games." I know, I read the article yesterday. Mind you, I'm by no means clear on what the conditions on prior art etc. are in the USA, but it wouldn't seem instantly reasonable to grant extension on a patent, when the preposed extension is already in existence - that patent covers a "modem", and a "hard drive", but doesn't discuss the applications of it used in Xbox Live, or covered in the newer patent, at least that I can see.

    But, as they say - IANAL.

  14. Re:Obviousness? on Nintendo Patents Online Console Gaming · · Score: 5, Informative

    Nope. The patent specifically applies to home consoles, not to anything else.

    Even as a Nintendo fanboy, I'd call this questionable given Xbox Live, and whatever it is Sony have, but you can't pull them up on trying to patent telephones.

  15. Re:Who cares? on Google's IPO Trading Defies Dutch Auction Logic? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apart from anything else, Google has, as I understand it, been making money for a while now. And hey, they've been quasi-accountable to their 'angel investors' for a while too.

    Not to mention, that the 'Google Guys', and the board, still retain absolute control over the company. At no time since they got big, has Google not been out there to make money. They aren't evil, but they aren't a charity either.. So it seems a bit premature to go all chicken little and run around crying 'Google is turning into Yahoo!'.

  16. Re:Can I get these in "Beer Goggles" mode? on Need A New Retina? Look No Further · · Score: 0

    Ahhh. Like so many other things, alcohol doesn't actually make you think they're hot.. It just makes you not care anymore. Much like say.. falling down the stairs: "Argh! I've broken my back! Ah well. Back to the bar."

  17. Re:Please go outside on LOAF - Distributed Social Networking Over Email · · Score: 1

    *Ability to talk to people at any time. If my friend isn't at the bar, I can't talk to him. The chance he's near his computer is much higher Personally, most of my friend are more likely to be at the bar.... Which is what happens when you use AA for social networking.

  18. Re:Please stop on Is MySQL Planning a Change of Tune? · · Score: 1

    Like the other guy said - I'll develop specifically for postgre, when everybody has it instead of MySQL.

    On the other hand, we could all use PEAR. Which will happen when everybody has PEAR.

  19. Re:Coming Soon... on 100 Terabyte 3.5-inch Optical Storage · · Score: 1

    Well, at least you can still buy it in SNES RPGs.

  20. Re:If the exchanges are going to be rebuilt then.. on British Telecom Plans to Ditch POTS Network · · Score: 1

    Dream on, BT is a private company now (Tah Conservative government).

    And even when they where funded by our taxes, they still wouldn't give us a decent service. Granted, it was better, but still not any good.

  21. Let me be first first European to say: on European Council Approves Software Patents · · Score: 1

    We slam our leaders here too, now we can spend our time equitably trading insults about the respective men behind the curtains in the USA and the EU.

    A great day for democracy!

  22. Re:Maybe silent isn't the best solution anyway. on A Silent PC Solution? · · Score: 1

    So.. Like the passively cooled Hush systems?

  23. Re:The approach is *really* simple... on New Polymer Ideal For Secure Data Storage · · Score: 2, Funny

    I fail to see how we can utilise your arse for secure data storage.

  24. Old News on Melting Europa · · Score: 1

    I saw a documentary which talked about this, on the BBC, several years ago - it was on that lake under the ice that's been cut off from the rest of the world for a few million years.

    They were talking about sending a probe to melt down to it - and also made reference to the fact that this would be a perfect test run for a similar mission to Europa.

    Intruiging that they actually got the idea to (maybe) fly (sink?), however.

  25. Re:Kickass.. on Review Of Verizon's New Wireless Network · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bastards.

    They ruined my joke!

    Since when did /. fix speeling errors that fast?