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  1. Expired? on MH370 Beacon Battery May Have Been Expired · · Score: 2

    The battery was not dead. It was just pining for the fjords.

  2. Re:someone else can be first on Schneier: Either Everyone Is Cyber-secure Or No One Is · · Score: 1

    And you think the TLA's haven't compromised that too?

    http://www.darkreading.com/att...?

  3. He's being polite. on Schneier: Everyone Wants You To Have Security, But Not From Them · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What he means to say is what most of have known in our darkest heart of hearts since the first help ticket: The vast majority of users are technically illiterate idiots, and you can't fix stupid.

  4. Re:Black Mirror on 5 White Collar Jobs Robots Already Have Taken · · Score: 1

    You're way too optimistic. I see Idiocracy becoming a reality first.

  5. Re:Is that really a lot? on Drones Cost $28,000 Per Arrest, On Average · · Score: 1, Troll

    Oh, yeah, it's not like Americans already here need jobs or anything.

  6. Interesting News on Ask Slashdot: Are General Engineering Skills Undervalued In Web Development? · · Score: 2

    Web developers have engineering skills? Stop the presses!

  7. Re:The problem is the "social sciences". on Will Elementary School Teachers Take the Rap For Tech's Diversity Problem? · · Score: 0

    +1 Insightful if only I had mod points.

  8. Re:Incomplete Design on Underwater Vehicle Uses a Balloon To Dart Like an Octopus · · Score: 1

    Dammit, that should be the O-2...the OV-10 was conventional.

  9. Incomplete Design on Underwater Vehicle Uses a Balloon To Dart Like an Octopus · · Score: 2

    For maximum speed and efficiency, they need to combine it with the rapid-inflation capability of the blow fish.

    Presto! A suck and blow!

    (Not to be confused with the Cessna OV-10)

  10. Re:Great News on Confirmed: FCC Will Try To Regulate Internet Under Title II · · Score: 1

    Indeed, they usually are in terms of editorial outlook, and noone can blame them for who buys airtime; it's their business, after all. It comes as no surprise, though, that Verizotimewarcomcast (their boards of directors are so incestuous they might as well be one company) can buy a lot more spots than, say, the EFF.

  11. Great News on Confirmed: FCC Will Try To Regulate Internet Under Title II · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now let's see if it actually happens. There's plenty of time yet for lobbyists and donors to flood the final process with blood money. The D.C. news (not talk) radio station WTOP already runs big biz shill organization ads carping about "innovation" and "serving our customers".

    Of course, we'll also get a big dose of nonsensical Randian rhetoric about the Imaginary (oh, sorry, "Invisible") Hand of the marketplace, all .gov is teh evilz, etc.

    So it remains to be seen if this is a real prelude to a long-overdue action or just a PR stance designed to quiet the lowing populist herd and get the money pumps running again.

  12. 802.11b(rain) on Brain Implants Get Brainier · · Score: 1

    I can't wait till some marketing douchebag discovers that medical implants can be "connected" to the so-called Internet of Things", ostensibly for "quality assurance" and patient safety purposes. Then bingo! we have targeted advertising delivered straight to the visual cortex.

    Soon after, law enforcement will no doubt demand access to the data.

    This can not end well.

  13. Muhammad in Turkey on Facebook Censoring Images of the Prophet Muhammad In Turkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is that anything like Jebus on a bagel?

  14. Here it comes on White House Drone Incident Exposes Key Security Gap · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The Secret Serpents need X millions of dollars to provide a 100% effective defense against a $50 toy. Because terrorists!

  15. Re:Now using TOR after WH threats to invade homes on EFF Unveils Plan For Ending Mass Surveillance · · Score: 0

    It's called actual police work, but that doesn't fit your Big Brother nanny state model does it?

    As for name calling, if the shoe fits...

  16. Re:Now using TOR after WH threats to invade homes on EFF Unveils Plan For Ending Mass Surveillance · · Score: 0

    How about the pigs do their fucking jobs and get some good old-fashioned probable cause, and not just assume every communication is a potential crime?

    Fuck you, you fascist douchebag.

  17. Re: There is no anonymity on Barrett Brown, Formerly of Anonymous, Sentenced To 63 Months · · Score: 1

    Or a Clouseau.

  18. Re:If all goes well. . . on Eric Schmidt: Our Perception of the Internet Will Fade · · Score: 3, Funny

    "I expect the future to be more like Brazil than like Star Trek."

    You, sir, win teh internets for today!!

  19. Dramatized Outcome on Dish Network Violated Do-Not-Call 57 Million Times · · Score: 2

    Court: Dish, you've been bad.
    Dish: Ouch! My wrist!
    Dish equity holders: Thank you, Court. The check is in the mail.

  20. Typical Bueaurocratic Blackmail on IRS Warns of Downtime Risk As Congress Makes Cuts · · Score: 1

    This is no more than an agency squeeze play for budget restoration. In other words, bull shit.

  21. Re:Android-keypad-friendly passwords, sigh on The Most Popular Passwords Are Still "123456" and "password" · · Score: 1

    7|-|@ d3P3|\|D$ 0|\| 7|-|3 d14L3(7 4|\|D 7|-|3 UB3r|\|3$$ 0Ph 7|-|3 $P34|30rz.

  22. Re:Spread the word on Slate and Salon now! on Scientists Discover Compound In Baby Diapers Can Enlarge Brain Cells · · Score: 1

    They already eat hummus, should be an easy transition.

  23. Good For Them on Washington DC's Public Library Will Teach People How To Avoid the NSA · · Score: 1

    In addition to the obvious benefit of public education, it's nice to see a local government function giving El Federales the finger.

  24. Re:Pathological stealing? on Russia Says Drivers Must Not Have "Sex Disorders" To Get License · · Score: 1

    Yes, our free market capitalist system is much more advanced. The Wall Street cleptocracy already has chauffeurs.

  25. Re:All stars already sang to themselves. on The Search For Starivores, Intelligent Life That Could Eat the Sun · · Score: 1

    Justin Bieber is an Inhibitor?!