"99.9% uptime allows for almost 15 minutes of downtime a day. Even for a mom n pop business, that is becoming unnacceptable."
Bullshit, asshole. Let's do some really fucking simple math and point out why you're the dumbest fucking moron ever.
365 days in a year * 24 hours in a day = 8760 hours in a year.
For 99.9% of those hours, the system must be up. That's 8760 *.999 = 8751.24 hours. Let's round down and say that the system must be up for 8751 hours in a year. So 8760 - 8751 = 9 hours. You claim that the amount of downtime is equal to 15 minutes a day. Let's see, 365 days in a year * 15 minutes = 5475 minutes per year; 5475 minutes/60 minutes in an hour = 91.25 hours. Yeah, you dumb fuck - that's wrong. Instead, 9 hours of downtime per year * 60 minutes in an hour 540 minutes / 365 days = 1.4 minutes per day.
So shut the fuck up. You're stupid and obviously bad at math and analysis. You probably have some fucking English or History degree but think because you read Slashdot, you're some kind of tech expert. Guess what - Slashdot is a fucking joke. Fuck you. Go commit suicide.
That's one of the worst ways to go about doing that. But then again, maybe you want the paint to almost immediately wear off and come away with little black fingers. Yeah, that's probably it - you dumb shit. GO SHOVE A BIG BLACK KEYBOARD UP YOUR ASS, CUMSTAIN.
BTW: You are a shit-baby; the product of the injection of gay sperm into a brick of shit that is brought to life by gay witchcraft and Vaseline. Your life is going to end badly as shit can only be held together so long. Soon, you'll just go splat and that will be the end of it. Enjoy painting keyboards with nailpolish [HA HA - you're such a dumb shit] in the meantime.
Oh look - Slashdot is still run by fucking morons who refuse to host content locally. For fuck's sake, these dumb shits must be insane.
CmdrTaco and the Gang:
"Hey guys, let's link to a really big file on someone else's website who doesn't get near the traffic of this site and see what happens! Last time the file almost immediately become unavailable to everyone but I bet something different will happen this time!
Although, this problem may solve itself soon. As people abandon Slashdot for the crap that it has become [ROT IN HELL ROB MALDA], the "Slashdot effect" may disappear.
Bullshit. You're a fucking liar. While I will admit that you are a queer, you're not that queer. You're not using the only keyboard homosexual enough for Steve Jobs.
So shut the fuck up with your lies you dickfucker.
"Everyone can play online, with all the current XboxLive features, for free."
This is patently false you fucking dicklicking assfaggot. As others have pointed out, the silver package does not allow you to play. What the fuck is your problem? You think you're tough shit with all the facts, right? EXCEPT FOR THE FUCKING FACT THAT YOUR FACTS AREN'T TRUE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I AM CALLING FEDEX RIGHT NOW TO HAVE THEM SHIP SOME OF MY FECES TO YOU AND JAM IT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT YOU ASSHOLE!
Piss off. Don't post on Slashdot anymore. You're stupid and I hate you.
Yeah - great ideas and all but I've been secretly masturbating and ejaculating the offending substance onto your backup CDs. I guarantee there's going to be some data rot going on there.
I apologize for my behavior but I just can't help it. I HAVE TO JACK-OFF ONTO COMPACT DISCS!!! [Moving to Blu-Ray soon though, fuck DVD]
nomadic: "Oh hey guys, I'm an elitist douchebag that thinks I'm so special because I play Civ. I mean really, all these members of the lower caste that play these FPS games are so disgusting. I wish they would stay off my Internet and not befoul the landscape with their running and jumping and shooting. Now, I have to go play all these old games because games made these days don't require any thinking."
Guess what ass-goblin, you're talking about games, you douchebag. You're not some type of intellectual because you have sexual desires for Sid Meier's weiner. You're just a fucking pathetic loser. Playing Half-Life 2 doesn't make you some sort of idiotic cro-magnon, just as playing Pirates doesn't make you a member of Mensa. You're playing games, you idiot! Now, I suggest you stop being a snob about computer games [because, in actuality, you're pretty fucking dumb not to realize this on your own and therefore you have no grounds to look down on people] and go fucking kill yourself. Today. Please.
Fuck you.
You're common street trash. You don't want to touch code? This is the fucking bullshit I've been talking about. This type of opinion is the fucking majority on Slashdot these days. The only people who are trying to have "serious discussions" are these pathetic assholes whose idea of really getting down to some bad-ass computation with their fucking Dell POS boxes is to install some Firefox plugin. It's so sad to see what Slashdot has become. And this isn't about being willing to write code. This is about the idea that people on Slashdot were once the type who faced every problem as a chance to learn something new. Now these fuckers have spread like locusts and driven away anyone with any bit of creativity and interest in learning and expanding their knowledge by having a real conversation. Slashdot once catered to the MIT crowd - now it's strictly the hangout for ITT Tech dropouts.
Guess what dickfucker - you're not smart. In fact, it has been shown time and time again that you don't even meet average intelligence. You're just another stupid Slashdot fuckstain who has all the fucking answers - except that your answers are completely wrong and, even with the most cursory glance, stupid.
I especially enjoy how you rely on a fucking article linked from Slashdot for the entire scope of knowledge that you have on the subject of an established schema before deciding how exactly it should be fixed. You're a dumbshit and I hate you. Next time you're pounding your pudd, reading Slashdot, and suddenly you come up with a great new idea about some issue describied on Slashdot; just go ask mommy to bake you some cookies. After she's baked you some cookies, go down to your local gay district with one of those fine cookies, ask a number of the gentlemen to jerk off onto the cookie, and then eat it. After that, you can just get AIDS and die without ever having soiled the Internet with your stupidity.
Oh, also really amusing is the fact that you use the best statistical evidence ever - the fact that you don't personally know a blog that uses static pages with a bandwidth problem. As if that means anything in the grand scheme of things. You are an insignificant shit and I hate you with a passion.
People like you have completely ruined Slashdot and single-handedly driven the intelligence people to either leave Slashdot entirely or simply stop trying to have any sort of civil conversation. Fuck you asshole.
You know what - you're on the fucking Internet. Don't post stupid questions that can be readily answered by searching Google you stupid fuckwit. I hate you, your mother, and anyone who has ever been nice to you. You're a pathetic dumbshit and I hope you get diarrhea today.
You: Uh - duh, izz quakers 4 cumming s00nb., how i culd find uot wut release day may be??!!?@!!@!#Someone needs to punch you in the dick until you can't reproduce, trash.
Big fucking deal dicklicker - you're a fucking shitbaby [yes - a shitbaby, feces brought to life by the injection of sperm] that was created by your two dyke parents who stole splooge from one of my used condoms. Thus, your two parents were dyke sluts and therefore, the one that wore the pants and was called dad, while the more manly of the two, still has a snatch. Now go fucking die - you piece of trash.
Fuck you. Only pathetic beret-wearing losers have feelings. Go shove a shit-covered CD spindle (at least 50 disc capacity) up your ass you dick-licking sodomite.
You're a fucking idiot. Your first paragraph basically says that DNF is going to be a major hit because it's a big name game and everyone has heard about it. That's probably true - with all the press DNF has gotten over the years, if it ever comes out, it will probably sell well - hence a major hit.
Then, you jump from the premise that the game will sell well to the statement that the game is going to be good without any proof to back it up. Just because the fucking game has been in development for years and years, does not mean the finished product will be any good. And you don't have any evidence contrary to that, asshole. All you have is the ability to spell well. Oh, nope - checking your post, you don't even have that you stupid fruit. Go fucking die already, dickface.
There are a few actions that qualify you as being more of a fag than actually sucking a dick or taking a dick in the can (obviously the "you" in question has to be male for purposes of this discussion - if a bitch sucks a dick or takes it in the pooper, she's just like any other whore). Anyway, one such act is liking "J-pop" - you fucking faggot! I hate you assholes who worship Japanese culture like it's so far superior to American culture. Guess what fuckstain - tentacle rape is not avant garde and intellectual. You're a pathetic loser with fantasies involving fucking children because when you were a teenager, you never came close to touching poon. While I was nailing your sister, you were playing D&D and watching Akira. So shut the fuck up and stop posting at Slashdot. You bring nothing to the table and, in fact, take things off the table here.
Stuntrace FX was a shitty game - no matter how high or constant the frame rate was. You're probably some asshole kid with his dick tucked between his legs that thinks he's cool because he knows the name of some shitty game that nobody bought. Guess what fuckstain - I bought that steaming pile and it blew on wheels. It was the worst title on the SNES and you're a fucking toolshed for the above thinking. I want so badly to force your head into a toilet bowl of shit and make you contract some type of shit disease, jackass. I'll see you at recess tomorrow and you better have your lunch money on you.
I HATE YOU MORE THAN MEXICANS HATE WORK
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"BTW, it's amusing to see that he won the contest by brute-forcing it."
BTW: It's amusing that you're amusing but such faggot-like bullshit. You will never fuck a woman and you will die alone - unable to even find a boyfriend. Go eat some shit out of the toilet, you fucking asshole.
And if I had mod points, I'd mod you down.
And if my uncle was a woman, he'd be my aunt.
And if you weren't a queer dicklicking asshole, you wouldn't have posted this shit.
And if Slashdot didn't blow ass, I'd be able to post more than twice a day.
And if my dick was a foot long, it'd be a foot shorter than it is now.
In retrospect, I hate you Bob Robertson, you rotten douchebag. Don't fucking put your thoughts on how you would hand out mod points in your posts. If you have them, use them as you want. If you don't, then shut the fuck up about it. You don't have them and therefore can't use them so it doesn't fucking matter what you'd do with these hypothetical mod points you worthless asshole. You are complete trash and I really would like it if you never posted to Slashdot ever again - okay moron? Honestly, could someone with mod points please mod the parent/asshole down for being a complete and total dickhead.
Well, aren't you just an amazing individual! My oh my - you didn't like a game that received critical praise from a wide variety of sources.
Big fucking deal asshole. You can always find people that don't like a product that has a strong following of people. Guess what - Star Wars did great at the box office but there are people that don't like it. It's all fucking subjective so your point is completely without merit. Furthermore, if you think the first Tomb Raider only had sex appeal going for it, then you don't understand the gaming landscape when the product was released and you also don't understand how to not be a dicklicking fuckstain. So take your idiotic opinions and posts for the sake of posting [come on, what is the point in posting this bullshit about "life is too short to play bad games"? Talk about being completely devoid of any intelligent thoughts...] and shove them directly up your ass. Go rot you piece of trash. I hate you and I hate your mother. She is a rotten whore.
"but honestly I dont think a vast majority will bother"
Your understanding of how corporate America is so naive and without education that it's actually quite cute. But guess what faggot, babies and puppy dogs are cute. People who post on Slashdot who do something "cute", are just lame faggots with tiny dicks tucked between their legs. You're fucking garbage and obviously don't know anything. Of course, that doesn't stop you from running your fucking mouth. I'll tell you what - I'll hire some black guys to take turns shoving their dicks in your mouth and, in return, you don't ever post on Slashdot ever again. I think that's a fair exchange, don't you?
You have never gotten laid in your entire life, have you?
HA HA! That's fucking pathetic. I'm all for both installing Linux and tinkering with hardware but, honestly, Friday night? Get a fucking life. Of course, I'm directing this message at someone who's never tasted pussy so it's a bit meaningless to you. You think your Friday night was a lot of fun and had a lot of meaning. Well, fuck you and shove a big dick up your ass you fucking moron.
By the way, on discussion boards, people don't give a flying shit about your personal anecdotes that lack any useful information. Yes, now I know that you installed FC4 on a Friday night. This gives me no useful information about FC4 and the install process. I hope your house catches fire.
I'll tell you what happened on March 24th - I skull-sexed your father. That's right, I shoved my dick through his eyeball and into his brain. I then pounded his skull repeatedly with my dick until I ejaculated into his head and caused him to have a gay stroke. How about that you motherfucker?
DON'T FUCK SIGN YOUR NAME TO YOUR POSTS YOU CUMDUMPSTER!
Don't fucking sign your goddamned name to your fucking posts you jackhole. What the shit? We know you're Eric. You see in your fucking posts where it says, "by Eric Dickslap"??? That takes care of any need for your name, asshole. Shove a big black cock up your ass and choke on some man-chowder. I hate you. The world hates you. You're not smart, original, or worthwhile. Why don't you cut it out?
Slashdot Mirror
365 days in a year * 24 hours in a day = 8760 hours in a year.
For 99.9% of those hours, the system must be up. That's 8760 * .999 = 8751.24 hours. Let's round down and say that the system must be up for 8751 hours in a year. So 8760 - 8751 = 9 hours. You claim that the amount of downtime is equal to 15 minutes a day. Let's see, 365 days in a year * 15 minutes = 5475 minutes per year; 5475 minutes/60 minutes in an hour = 91.25 hours. Yeah, you dumb fuck - that's wrong. Instead, 9 hours of downtime per year * 60 minutes in an hour 540 minutes / 365 days = 1.4 minutes per day.
So shut the fuck up. You're stupid and obviously bad at math and analysis. You probably have some fucking English or History degree but think because you read Slashdot, you're some kind of tech expert. Guess what - Slashdot is a fucking joke. Fuck you. Go commit suicide.
That's one of the worst ways to go about doing that. But then again, maybe you want the paint to almost immediately wear off and come away with little black fingers. Yeah, that's probably it - you dumb shit. GO SHOVE A BIG BLACK KEYBOARD UP YOUR ASS, CUMSTAIN.
BTW: You are a shit-baby; the product of the injection of gay sperm into a brick of shit that is brought to life by gay witchcraft and Vaseline. Your life is going to end badly as shit can only be held together so long. Soon, you'll just go splat and that will be the end of it. Enjoy painting keyboards with nailpolish [HA HA - you're such a dumb shit] in the meantime.
Although, this problem may solve itself soon. As people abandon Slashdot for the crap that it has become [ROT IN HELL ROB MALDA], the "Slashdot effect" may disappear.
Stay the fuck out of my country you piece of trash.
So shut the fuck up with your lies you dickfucker.
Piss off. Don't post on Slashdot anymore. You're stupid and I hate you.
I apologize for my behavior but I just can't help it. I HAVE TO JACK-OFF ONTO COMPACT DISCS!!! [Moving to Blu-Ray soon though, fuck DVD]
God Bless!
Guess what ass-goblin, you're talking about games, you douchebag. You're not some type of intellectual because you have sexual desires for Sid Meier's weiner. You're just a fucking pathetic loser. Playing Half-Life 2 doesn't make you some sort of idiotic cro-magnon, just as playing Pirates doesn't make you a member of Mensa. You're playing games, you idiot! Now, I suggest you stop being a snob about computer games [because, in actuality, you're pretty fucking dumb not to realize this on your own and therefore you have no grounds to look down on people] and go fucking kill yourself. Today. Please.
You're common street trash. You don't want to touch code? This is the fucking bullshit I've been talking about. This type of opinion is the fucking majority on Slashdot these days. The only people who are trying to have "serious discussions" are these pathetic assholes whose idea of really getting down to some bad-ass computation with their fucking Dell POS boxes is to install some Firefox plugin. It's so sad to see what Slashdot has become. And this isn't about being willing to write code. This is about the idea that people on Slashdot were once the type who faced every problem as a chance to learn something new. Now these fuckers have spread like locusts and driven away anyone with any bit of creativity and interest in learning and expanding their knowledge by having a real conversation. Slashdot once catered to the MIT crowd - now it's strictly the hangout for ITT Tech dropouts.
Fuck you "kayen telva", you're trash.
I especially enjoy how you rely on a fucking article linked from Slashdot for the entire scope of knowledge that you have on the subject of an established schema before deciding how exactly it should be fixed. You're a dumbshit and I hate you. Next time you're pounding your pudd, reading Slashdot, and suddenly you come up with a great new idea about some issue describied on Slashdot; just go ask mommy to bake you some cookies. After she's baked you some cookies, go down to your local gay district with one of those fine cookies, ask a number of the gentlemen to jerk off onto the cookie, and then eat it. After that, you can just get AIDS and die without ever having soiled the Internet with your stupidity.
Oh, also really amusing is the fact that you use the best statistical evidence ever - the fact that you don't personally know a blog that uses static pages with a bandwidth problem. As if that means anything in the grand scheme of things. You are an insignificant shit and I hate you with a passion.
People like you have completely ruined Slashdot and single-handedly driven the intelligence people to either leave Slashdot entirely or simply stop trying to have any sort of civil conversation. Fuck you asshole.
You haven't touched a pussy ever, have you? Go ahead and admit it loser.
You: Uh - duh, izz quakers 4 cumming s00nb ., how i culd find uot wut release day may be??!!?@!!@!#Someone needs to punch you in the dick until you can't reproduce, trash.
Big fucking deal dicklicker - you're a fucking shitbaby [yes - a shitbaby, feces brought to life by the injection of sperm] that was created by your two dyke parents who stole splooge from one of my used condoms. Thus, your two parents were dyke sluts and therefore, the one that wore the pants and was called dad, while the more manly of the two, still has a snatch. Now go fucking die - you piece of trash.
Fuck you. Only pathetic beret-wearing losers have feelings. Go shove a shit-covered CD spindle (at least 50 disc capacity) up your ass you dick-licking sodomite.
Then, you jump from the premise that the game will sell well to the statement that the game is going to be good without any proof to back it up. Just because the fucking game has been in development for years and years, does not mean the finished product will be any good. And you don't have any evidence contrary to that, asshole. All you have is the ability to spell well. Oh, nope - checking your post, you don't even have that you stupid fruit. Go fucking die already, dickface.
There are a few actions that qualify you as being more of a fag than actually sucking a dick or taking a dick in the can (obviously the "you" in question has to be male for purposes of this discussion - if a bitch sucks a dick or takes it in the pooper, she's just like any other whore). Anyway, one such act is liking "J-pop" - you fucking faggot! I hate you assholes who worship Japanese culture like it's so far superior to American culture. Guess what fuckstain - tentacle rape is not avant garde and intellectual. You're a pathetic loser with fantasies involving fucking children because when you were a teenager, you never came close to touching poon. While I was nailing your sister, you were playing D&D and watching Akira. So shut the fuck up and stop posting at Slashdot. You bring nothing to the table and, in fact, take things off the table here.
GO FUCKING ROT.
Stuntrace FX was a shitty game - no matter how high or constant the frame rate was. You're probably some asshole kid with his dick tucked between his legs that thinks he's cool because he knows the name of some shitty game that nobody bought. Guess what fuckstain - I bought that steaming pile and it blew on wheels. It was the worst title on the SNES and you're a fucking toolshed for the above thinking. I want so badly to force your head into a toilet bowl of shit and make you contract some type of shit disease, jackass. I'll see you at recess tomorrow and you better have your lunch money on you.
Why don't you stop playing with your dick while your mom is looking, douche?
And if I had mod points, I'd mod you down.
And if my uncle was a woman, he'd be my aunt.
And if you weren't a queer dicklicking asshole, you wouldn't have posted this shit.
And if Slashdot didn't blow ass, I'd be able to post more than twice a day.
And if my dick was a foot long, it'd be a foot shorter than it is now.
In retrospect, I hate you Bob Robertson, you rotten douchebag. Don't fucking put your thoughts on how you would hand out mod points in your posts. If you have them, use them as you want. If you don't, then shut the fuck up about it. You don't have them and therefore can't use them so it doesn't fucking matter what you'd do with these hypothetical mod points you worthless asshole. You are complete trash and I really would like it if you never posted to Slashdot ever again - okay moron? Honestly, could someone with mod points please mod the parent/asshole down for being a complete and total dickhead.
Big fucking deal asshole. You can always find people that don't like a product that has a strong following of people. Guess what - Star Wars did great at the box office but there are people that don't like it. It's all fucking subjective so your point is completely without merit. Furthermore, if you think the first Tomb Raider only had sex appeal going for it, then you don't understand the gaming landscape when the product was released and you also don't understand how to not be a dicklicking fuckstain. So take your idiotic opinions and posts for the sake of posting [come on, what is the point in posting this bullshit about "life is too short to play bad games"? Talk about being completely devoid of any intelligent thoughts...] and shove them directly up your ass. Go rot you piece of trash. I hate you and I hate your mother. She is a rotten whore.
ROT IN HELL ASSHOLE!!!
HA HA! That's fucking pathetic. I'm all for both installing Linux and tinkering with hardware but, honestly, Friday night? Get a fucking life. Of course, I'm directing this message at someone who's never tasted pussy so it's a bit meaningless to you. You think your Friday night was a lot of fun and had a lot of meaning. Well, fuck you and shove a big dick up your ass you fucking moron.
By the way, on discussion boards, people don't give a flying shit about your personal anecdotes that lack any useful information. Yes, now I know that you installed FC4 on a Friday night. This gives me no useful information about FC4 and the install process. I hope your house catches fire.
DON'T FUCK SIGN YOUR NAME TO YOUR POSTS YOU CUMDUMPSTER!
Don't fucking sign your goddamned name to your fucking posts you jackhole. What the shit? We know you're Eric. You see in your fucking posts where it says, "by Eric Dickslap"??? That takes care of any need for your name, asshole. Shove a big black cock up your ass and choke on some man-chowder. I hate you. The world hates you. You're not smart, original, or worthwhile. Why don't you cut it out?