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  1. New Advertising Slogan on NASA's New Bag Turns Urine Into Sports Drink · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gatorade. Was it in you?

  2. The solution? on Algorithm Solves Rubik's Cubes of Any Size · · Score: 4, Funny

    -After the researchers solve the 3x3x3-

    Buttercup: We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.

    Westley: No, no. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the General Cube Solution? One, the pieces coming off - no problem. There's a popping sound preceding each; we can avoid that. Two, the stickers peeling off, which you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.

    Buttercup: Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s?

    Westley: Rubik's Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.

    -- Immediately, Westley is attacked by a 4x4x4 cube --

  3. Awesome on Big Drop In Solar Activity Could Cool Earth · · Score: 1

    Hopefully this balances out all the environmental stuff. The question then is do we call it Global Luke-Warming, or Anthropoheliogenic Climate Constancy?

  4. Re:why not use some sort of authenticator? on Court Rules Passwords+Secret Questions=Secure eBanking · · Score: 1

    That's why it's the only place I'm willing to store my gold.

  5. Re:Without porn on Anti-Porn Facebook Page is Deleted, Then Restored · · Score: 1

    True, but porn loses some of its appeal without the taboo, so I say kudos to the anti-porn crowd, and thanks for making my solo sexy-times that much more exciting.

  6. Re:So they maintain that App is short for "Apple"? on Apple: an 'App Store' Is Not a Store For Apps · · Score: 1

    Maybe it stands for Applecation Store.

  7. Re:LinkedIn on Massive LinkedIn IPO Raises Dotcom Bubble Concerns · · Score: 3, Funny

    If that is a listed skill on their resume, I WILL ask them to demonstrate during the interview.

  8. Re:Missionary on Gliese 581d Confirmed as 'Habitable' Exoplanet · · Score: 1

    They're too late. I'm pretty sure I saw a couple Mormons on bicycles pedaling towards Gliese 581d in a some of the satellite images.

  9. Re:Wrong place on An IP Address For Every Light Bulb · · Score: 1

    A more practical solution for existing fixtures would be an attachment that screws into the socket, and then the bulb screws into that.

    Of course it doesn't negate the general silliness of the entire thing, but it is a little bit more sane.

  10. I've noticed this at my job on Think I'm Not American? Pass the Hamburgers. · · Score: 2

    We have a very diverse group here at work. Probably about a dozen different nationalities, but the cultural divide is pretty much split along two axes:
    Ominvore/Vegetarian
    Drinkers/Non-Drinkers

    If you make a 2x2 grid and populate it with people based on their eating and drinking habits, you'd find that members of each group don't interact much with those outside their group. And if they do, it's much more likely to be from a neighboring cell on the grid than from opposite corner

  11. New record on Google's Honeycomb Source Code Release Is On Ice · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe I'm missing something but this looks like a dup in less than 24 hours. That's impressive, even by slashdot standards...

    http://linux.slashdot.org/story/11/05/11/0041250/Android-Honeycomb-Will-Not-Be-Open-Sourced

  12. Perhaps a compromise? on NASA Gravity Probe Confirms Two Einstein Predictions · · Score: 1

    Imagine Natalie Portman, as if she were immersed in hot grits...

  13. Speaking as a (different) male physicist on Why Science Is a Lousy Career Choice · · Score: 1

    My backstory is almost identical to yours. Got my Masters in Physics in 2004, and was also unsure about completing a PhD. I was able to find work in electrical engineering, but I credit my luck to getting an engineering internship during my undergrad, since this was the company that hired me full time afterward. My company and likely many others would see "physics degree, no experience" and pass as you experienced. But because I had had the internship, they knew me well and knew my abilities, so the exact credentials were less important. There was another physicist in our group who has since retired, but my boss has made the comment many times that after working with both of us, he's likely to prefer going after a physics grad if a resume comes his way. In fact, we did recently hire an engineer whose undergrad was physics (masters in EE though).

    We tend to approach problems differently than those with a traditional engineering backgrounds, and have a few other skills in our toolset that aren't a big part of the standard engineering curriculum but fairly common in physics. Particularly in numerical and statistical analysis.

  14. Yes, I've done this. on Ask Slashdot: Are You Streaming-Only For Home Entertainment? · · Score: 2

    I use Apple TV for newer content and PS3/TiVo for Netflix. I'll also use an antenna for OTA HD viewing. Assuming you get reception, the OTA picture is my higher quality than my cable connection ever was. Live sporting events are crystal clear.

    Got rid of cable about 2 years ago. Haven't missed it once.

  15. Re:"Ten times stronger than steel" on Graphene Super Paper Is 10x Stronger Than Steel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes. It's called the Munroe Doctrine.

  16. Good question on Tim Berners-Lee: Stop Foaming At the Mouth, Twitter · · Score: 1

    Much like his earlier creation, I have to assume the answer somehow involved large quantities of free porn...

  17. Re:Good, his movies are too long on The Hobbit Filming at 48fps · · Score: 2

    I smell a director's cut. With 50% unseen footage!

  18. I wonder... on LHC, CERN Has Found the Hugs Boson · · Score: 1

    Is it a reflection of the generally crappy editing in Slashdot headlines or my excessive gullibility that my heart skipped a beat in excitement as I read "Hugs Boson"?

    I'm hoping it's the former, because I could really use a Hugs Boson today...

  19. Re:I had better when I was 16 on Convicted Terrorist Relied On Single-Letter Cipher · · Score: 1

    I wrote a single letter cypher when I was about 12 that instead of using a fixed letter swap (like a->x or s->[3,f,o] in your case) it would use a pseudo-random number generator sequence and shift each letter by the next number in the sequence. The decryption key was the seed value to the PRNG. Since it was just a numerical shift, it worked on binary data as well as ascii. It would just shift each 8 bit chunk by the value in the generator. The PRNG I used was a pretty crappy one, but I was pretty pleased with the concept at the time. Still has the major weakness like you mentioned where access to the code or compiled program would pretty much give away the whole thing.

  20. Hmm... on FBI Wants You To Solve Encrypted Notes From Murder · · Score: 3, Funny

    There are a lot of nested parens in those notes. It's clearly Lisp code. They should bring Alan Turing in for questioning.

  21. Re:Start with the modern ones - on Ask Slashdot: How/Where To Start Watching Dr. Who? · · Score: 1

    Agreed. The recent seasons have modern writing, effects, and production values, so nothing to distract a new viewer in that sense. And if your wife enjoyed Torchwood, she's quite likely to enjoy these. My wife likes it and she's not a science fiction fan, generally speaking. After getting through the current stuff, she may be hooked enough to overlook the aesthetic distractions of the older shows and enjoy those too.

    Or you could just watch those on your own late at night. You'll get to watch some awesome sci-fi, and she won't harass you about it because she'll think you're looking at porn.

  22. Re:To put in perspective on Limewire Being Sued For 75 Trillion · · Score: 1

    *gasp* That means we would be at 100 Trillion if it wasn't for those freeloading music pirates!

  23. Hmm... on Pepsi Moving To Bottles Made of Plant Material · · Score: 1

    Corn syrup on the inside, corn husks on the outside.

    Might as well skip the middle man and just go pick some corn at the nearest farm.

  24. Re:It's about time on Apple Moves To Stop Kids Racking Up iTunes Bills · · Score: 1

    The Wii has a similar system for their online content. You buy credits with real money, then you use those credits to buy games and extra content.

  25. Really? on Apple: You Must Be 17+ To Use Opera · · Score: 3, Funny

    Opera only for 17+? Great, now that it's taboo a bunch of kids are going to get a fetish for fat ladies singing.