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  1. Who gives a damn about the demographics? on Editorial: On the SpikeTV Video Game Awards · · Score: 0

    Let's be honest here. This "Awards Show" was all about the reunion of Motley Crue man! I wished I could have fast forwarded through the awards show and just watched the concert footage! Come on people, it was just a thinly veiled attempt to put Ludacris, Snoop Dogg, Pharrell, Method Man, Redman, Busta Rhymes, Sum 41, and the debut of the reunited Crue onstage and write it off as a business expense!
    I will admit the award selection was completely and totally whacked, but that's not the point of the spectacle. It was a concert, nothing more, nothing less.

  2. Re:How much for that penis in the Window? on Mathematics and Sex · · Score: 0

    they have a rotorooter up their ass

    If the metal parts are replaced with silicone or another soft material I can understand why dating models are so popular.

  3. They hate CONSERVATIVES maybe. . . on MPAA to Sue BitTorrent Tracker Servers · · Score: 0

    . . . considering that most of the big directors in Hollywood are Jewish; for instance Stephen Speilberg, Rob Reiner, and the Wachowski Brothers are all Jewish. Or how about Harvey and Bob Weinstein? They have produced more than one of Quentin Tarantino's films, and are the mavericks behind Miramax's return to one of the top movie houses in Hollywood. Jews make ass-loads of money for the MPAA. They love their Jews, you slack-jawed, 3-toothed asshat.

  4. People being who? on O'Keefe to Resign as NASA Administrator · · Score: 0

    People want a mission on Mars

    People being who? You and your limited edition Seven-of-Nine poster? The only opinion the american public can decide on in regards to space is that it's far away and hard to get to.

  5. Re:Violation of privacy, false sense of security. on Using GPS to Track Teens · · Score: 0

    The invasion of privacy "offered" by the Teens Arrive Alive system should scare any sane American away from the system

    Uh, you are talking about AMERICANS here. A majority of us did vote for Bush. I don't think the sane Americans outnumber the insane ones, and this crazy system might actually be put into place.

  6. Yellow 5 on Laptops May Be Hazardous to Your Fertility · · Score: 0

    If you are drinking enough Mountain Dew to affect your fertility, I might suggest going to a detox clinic. According to Snopes, it's not confirmed that even above-normal consumption levels of Yellow 5 affect sterility.

  7. Too much L33T! on The Illiteracy of Corporate American E-Mail · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think R2-D2 just crapped a rainbow in my brain!

    (With apologies to any Sealab fans out there)

  8. Pricing and Niche Market on Doom Movie Update · · Score: 0

    The whole success of the Doom game franchise was dependant on the gaming (read: niche) market quickly realizing that these games were the pinnacle of the First-Person-Shooter Video Game at their release dates. Since movies are designed to appeal to the widest range of people, instead of trying to attract a specific market who will see the movie multiple times, it's highly unlikely that the people making the movie will adhere to the essential elements that made the Doom franchise so popular.

  9. Oh Yeah?!?!? on Harrison Ford Confirms Indiana Jones IV Production · · Score: 0

    MY action heroes were Ulysses S. Grant, William T. Sherman and Abraham Lincoln, so there!

  10. Re:There are some things worse than death on Live to be 1000 Years Old? · · Score: 0

    Finally, an interesting post! After all that bible BS, it's good to see somebody who recognizes the philosophical and social implications of being able to see history happen.

    That being said, there's gotta be a way to cure AIDS and whatnot if we can cure AGING.

  11. Ivermectin on HIV Vaccine · · Score: 0

    Ivermectin (under the trade name Ivomec) has been used for years by veterinarians on all large animals. And for the record, they rape both veterinarians and the farmers that use it. They may be able to give it away for free to the sub-Saharan Africans, but the McDonalds cheeseburger you just ate costs more because of it.

  12. Re:no professor left behind on Feds Propose National Database of College Students · · Score: 1, Funny

    So you're saying Dubya could teach English at your institution?

  13. They Aren't Worthless!!! on Where Are All of the IT Fraternities? · · Score: 0

    It hurts the whole greek system for everyone to think that Fraternities are like those worthless frats.

    The bad fraternal organizations (frats) serve a very distinct purpose to you dude. They weed out the easy, shallow, and emotionally troubled women leaving the quality gentlemens' organizations with the cream of the crop, so to speak.

    Plus, if all else fails, you could just head over there on a Saturday night if you've got a bad case of blueballs.

  14. Great responses. on Is The 'CSI Phenomenon' Good For Science? · · Score: 0

    listen to live streaming audio from the "Savage Nation", hosted by Michael Savage.

    That guy is a fucking moron.

    Now if I could just find a way to harness the flamebait to resurrect my karma with the two previous posts. Heck, all I gotta do is post a link to the streaming audio and the parent poster might mod me insightful. That, or the liberals might chop my balls off and revoke my ACLU and PETA memberships.

    Just kidding. I actually belong to the KKK and NRA.

    /and the GNAA for those keeping track

  15. Have you heard about . . . on Where Are All of the IT Fraternities? · · Score: 1, Funny

    That great fraternal organization I(ota) Eta Pi? Or how about the great Tappa Tappa Kegga? Oh wait, even better, the great engineer fraternity of Nu Rho Delta (NRD)?

  16. If god created the used condom in my garbage. . . on Humans in America 25,000 Years Ago? · · Score: 0

    . . . I've got to talk to the dude, 'cuz let's face it, he's got better things to do like smiting the people wearing turbans or Dubya 2004 stickers.

  17. So what about Kerfuffle? on Excel Registered as Trademark, 19 Years Late · · Score: 0

    Because you know Dubya's gonna wreck Kerfuffle. . .

  18. Hookers can be a hobby. . . on Classic Toys For Christmas? · · Score: 1, Funny

    I collect them in 55 gallon drums in my backyard!

  19. Yeah, that woman certainly was purty. . . on How Computers Work... in 1971 · · Score: 1, Funny

    . . . and just think, if you actually bathed and moved out of your parents' basement, your dreams just might come true.

  20. A PIECE OF TAPE?!?!?!? on Automatic Scanning for Cameras in Theaters · · Score: 0

    Potential camcorder lenses are indicated on the computer screen with tiny red dots.

    Is a piece of tape all it would take to get around this system? If so, I would have thought these people had more friggin' sense than that!

  21. Not quite so Obvious, here on When Is A Good Time To Upgrade? · · Score: 0

    I'm a trust-fund kiddie, you insensitive clod!!!

  22. Memory?!?!? on Best Buy: 20% Of Customers Are Wrong · · Score: 0

    Why stop there? I'll be buying that $10,000 home entertainment system, thank you very much! If they're on commission, I might be able to squeeze 2 or 3 different saleswomen at the same time!

  23. Actually, you missed a letter there on 2004 Election Weirdness Continues · · Score: 0

    It's BUUUUUMMMMMBLE!

  24. Don't Forget on U.S. Continues Opposition to Kyoto Environmental Treaty · · Score: 0

    . . . the man is a politician first, good christian second, and citizen of the world fiftieth or sixtieth (somewhere below mexican jew lizard) to paraphrase from Penny Arcade.

  25. Re:By its nature... on WPA Weak Key Cracker Posted · · Score: 0

    This is true, but if it's encrypted it might be considered to be marginally safe from tinkerers like your average /.er. That being said, stay away from my wireless network you damn kids!