OH MAN, That's some funny stuff! Did you make that up? I've never heard that before! AL GORE! Hahhaha! You my friend are a TREASURE. A TREASURE! So funny! So witty! So droll!
Dare I say it? Dare I? Yes! SHARKEY IS A COMIC GENIUS. Unlike so many of the other tired, worn-out jokes and pseudo-witticisms I've seen here, THIS POST is a true original.
Why should I pay for a subscription when the code can't even prevent these annoying page lengtheners? Seriously, why can't you fix this? Also, why is it if I mark someone as a "foe", I can still see their posts? What is the use?
Thanks for your time, A Faithful (but annoyed) reader
"...the show has given us much happyness and joy..."
"Many of us watch the show with friends and believe it has vast quantitiys of potential and has an almost never ending amount of fresh possiblitiys."
"...one of the most inivative, clever, funnny and entertaing.."
I mean, come ON. If a FOX exec reads this, he/she will think it was written by a bunch of semi-literate cretins and the petition will not be taken seriously.
That said, I did sign the petition, and will be sad if Futurama is indeed cancelled.
Jack Valenti: Gentlemen, we have a problem. I've been surfing some web discussion boards, and it seems that many idealistic Geeks and Nerds of the world are angry about the MPAA and the DMCA! They're calling for boycotts! What can we do?
Studio Exec: Don't worry, Jack. We'll just make some more flashy movies about time travel, robots, and hobbits. These so-called "idealists" will go nuts. They'll line up days in advance to purchase overpriced tickets. They'll brag to one another about how many times they've seen the movie. Then we can use the profits to give our lobbyists salary increases, and to bribe more congressmen.
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OH MAN, That's some funny stuff! Did you make that up? I've never heard that before! AL GORE! Hahhaha! You my friend are a TREASURE. A TREASURE! So funny! So witty! So droll!
Dare I say it? Dare I? Yes! SHARKEY IS A COMIC GENIUS. Unlike so many of the other tired, worn-out jokes and pseudo-witticisms I've seen here, THIS POST is a true original.
Stay gold, Ponyboy, stay gold.
Dear Slashdot,
Why should I pay for a subscription when the code can't even prevent these annoying page lengtheners? Seriously, why can't you fix this? Also, why is it if I mark someone as a "foe", I can still see their posts? What is the use?
Thanks for your time,
A Faithful (but annoyed) reader
The implications for quantum computing are staggering!
Sorry, but W.B. Yeats died in 1939, a few years before USB was invented.
why?
> http://www.lavasoftusa.com
holy crap that's an annoying web site
The implications for quantum computing are staggering!
WWJD
Wil Wheaton Just Died. (truly an American icon)
24 hours
The implications for quantum computing are staggering!
The implications for quantum computing are staggering!
Slashdot is so silly sometimes it makes my head hurt.
Headline: Physicists Stop Light
Slashdot: The implications for quantum computing are staggering!
Headline: Transparent Aluminum Invented
Slashdot: The implications for case mods are staggering!
Headline: Secret of Time Travel Discovered
Slashdot: Yay! We don't have to wait 2 years to see the rest of [insert name of trilogy]!
Headline: Scientists Cure Cancer
Slashdot: The implications for quantum computing are staggering!
Headline: Terrorists Nuke South Dakota
Slashdot: The implications for quantum computing are staggering!
"...the show has given us much happyness and joy..."
"Many of us watch the show with friends and believe it has vast quantitiys of potential and has an almost never ending amount of fresh possiblitiys."
"...one of the most inivative, clever, funnny and entertaing
I mean, come ON. If a FOX exec reads this, he/she will think it was written by a bunch of semi-literate cretins and the petition will not be taken seriously.
That said, I did sign the petition, and will be sad if Futurama is indeed cancelled.
I'd tell you to blow it out your ass, but Jack Valenti's dick is already firmly embedded there. George Lucas and Bill Gates are waiting their turn.
...by shiny colors and candy while the MPAA rakes in more of YOUR dollars to bribe politicians and pay their lobbyists.
Wake up.
Have you read the Cournty Love commentary?
You mean the Steve Albini commentary.
Jack Valenti: Gentlemen, we have a problem. I've been surfing some web discussion boards, and it seems that many idealistic Geeks and Nerds of the world are angry about the MPAA and the DMCA! They're calling for boycotts! What can we do?
Studio Exec: Don't worry, Jack. We'll just make some more flashy movies about time travel, robots, and hobbits. These so-called "idealists" will go nuts. They'll line up days in advance to purchase overpriced tickets. They'll brag to one another about how many times they've seen the movie. Then we can use the profits to give our lobbyists salary increases, and to bribe more congressmen.
Jack Valenti: Excellent
(after you see this movie. Oh, and star wars episode 2. and terminator 3. thanks.)
Oh, wait. This movie looks cool. Never mind! Give them your money!
Of course!
Are you high? Listen:
Corona doesn't work worth beans with a browse like Lynx
Hi. It's almost 2002. Please.
Boycott the movie industry! Down with the MPAA! Fight for your freedom! Resist the -- OOOH! SHINY COLORS!!
holy SHIT
that's very, very funny.
...I'm remixing it right now using Sonic Foundry Acid Pro!
I must say, the speed-metal riffs sure make a difference.