I would say taking that $100k and starting a company instead of wasting it on Harvard would make more sense anyway. Maybe this is actually better for them in the long run...
Recent medical brain scan studies at Harvard, Indiana University, and elsewhere prove that Jack Thompson has a brain the size of walnut. The heads of six major health care organizations, including the American Medical, Pediatric, and Psychiatric Associations have all testified before Congress in June 2000 that Jack Thompson is an idiot. Jack Thompson is literally an "idiot" teaching our kids how to be idiots.
I predict one year after this product releases, someone hacks the firmware and discovers that the teddy is programmed to wake up at 2am, seach the house for Linux or Mac computers, and destroy them.
Big deal. I can write the same thing in C in a single line of code. Oh but you have to link in 100,000,000 lines of libraries and include files, but that doesn't seem to count...
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These are not the benchmarks you are looking for.
Troy McClure as Frodo
is now just a giant unending circular assfuck frenzy
All your world are belong to us
You ever tried to swat your dog with a desktop or laptop computer?
At least MINI's are not everywhere like the new beetles or PT Cruisers.
You must not live in California....
Bring a cardboard box and a chair and make them sit in it for 8 hours a day for the entire school year...
Sounds like a five year old child...
I would say taking that $100k and starting a company instead of wasting it on Harvard would make more sense anyway. Maybe this is actually better for them in the long run...
You can tell a great deal about the maturity of a programmer by the quantity, and quality, of comments.
Is it a violation to say it is on "The Internet"? That is, in effect, pointing to where the copyrighted works may be downloaded...
Scientific name: Bilbous Bagginsis
Common name: Tricksy Hobbitses
They pay you when you get fucked, not the other way around...
I think possibly if they forced me to play the Mary-Kate and Ashley video game for a year I might actually kill someone.
Recent medical brain scan studies at Harvard, Indiana University, and elsewhere prove that Jack Thompson has a brain the size of walnut. The heads of six major health care organizations, including the American Medical, Pediatric, and Psychiatric Associations have all testified before Congress in June 2000 that Jack Thompson is an idiot. Jack Thompson is literally an "idiot" teaching our kids how to be idiots.
No fair. No do-overs!
I predict one year after this product releases, someone hacks the firmware and discovers that the teddy is programmed to wake up at 2am, seach the house for Linux or Mac computers, and destroy them.
Like that one from the Twilight Zone?
but what depletes the Slurpee machine at 7-11? This is far more crucial research that needs doing...
Big deal. I can write the same thing in C in a single line of code. Oh but you have to link in 100,000,000 lines of libraries and include files, but that doesn't seem to count...
The RIAA needs to stop being so damn money hungry.
That, or consumers need to stop being sheep
They might have to settle for a Dodge instead of a fleet of Ferraris. Won't somebody please think of the artists!
These are not the droids you are looking for.
It's easy when you're a bassackwards shithole central american country with ignorant and corrupt politicians
Plus, no (non-laughable) DRM.
...for now.