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  1. Gives new meaning... on Ritz Disposable Digital Camera Hacked · · Score: 0

    ...to "take a picture".

    MWAHAHAHA!!

  2. Breaking News: Recent Wave of Slashdot Articles... on The Ten Most Overpaid Jobs In The U.S. · · Score: 0

    Meant to distract readers from the fact that they don't have jobs!. Film at 11!

  3. and #11 is... on The Ten Most Overpaid Jobs In The U.S. · · Score: 1, Informative

    Everyone making over $100,000 per year!

  4. Re:1 Minute to Slashdot Effect on The Ten Most Overpaid Jobs In The U.S. · · Score: 0

    Sorry 'bout that... If you could tell us what web sites you will be visiting today, we will *cough*cough* try to avoid them.

    Signed -
    The Masses

  5. Proud to be dumb on Literacy: Natural Language vs. Code · · Score: 0

    From what I've been observing lately, there are many people who desire the quality of being computer illiterate. The trend is that it seems to be growing.

    Nice boots...

  6. This was a test on The Worst Jobs in Science · · Score: 0

    This was a test, to see how many of you are so obsessed with prison-rape stories, that you would remember this was a dupe. Thank you for participating!

  7. Re:Bounty on Security Affecting Microsoft's Bottom Line · · Score: 0

    Because they are now fat manager's who really only used copy and paste in the first place?

    "Oh, BTW, click the build button"...

  8. Affecting Their Bottom Line? on Security Affecting Microsoft's Bottom Line · · Score: 0

    Give me a break!! They should see how much it's affecting everyone else's bottom line! A good size company spends in the ten's of thousands every month on MS related security matters.

    If MS were smart, they would run MAC's internally, for their own safety, of course...

  9. So, outside of the US, no TAXES? on Ban on Internet Access Tax Dies in Senate · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How would that be measured. It sounds like a mess to me, and more like a gangsta's paradise (again).

  10. It's the perfect training ground! on The Case for the Moon · · Score: 0

    Don't you guys get it? We can use the moon to develop beings that can live in the vacuum of space. That way we can then go on to spend our entire lives floating aimlessly in space forever. Nice, eh?

    Survival of the Fittest!

  11. Re:Contacts on Better Displays With New Nanowire Film · · Score: 0

    and how is that different from now, again?

  12. Re:No, that would be a Tardis... on UIUC Creates World's Fastest Transistor Again · · Score: 0

    Hummm, let's ask K-9... What's that boy? Good dog!

    K-9 said it's more like a biscuit.

  13. No, that would be a Tardis... on UIUC Creates World's Fastest Transistor Again · · Score: 0

    A spaceship would be GW Bush's description.

    Looks like a transistor to me.

  14. Blender Info on Blender Conference Closes, Version 2.3 Released · · Score: 0

    BitPuree bits here

  15. Mine is bigger! on Traffic Light Switcher Makes Critics See Red · · Score: 0

    I have a device that will override anyone else's device. Granted it takes a 500 watts of power, but it's well worth it, just because...

    Bow down before the one you serve.
    You're going to get what you deserve.

  16. Re:Make all lights go red on Traffic Light Switcher Makes Critics See Red · · Score: 0

    Or all green, same result.

  17. Re:V-ger? on Voyager 1 Reaches Interstellar Space · · Score: 0

    Concise and stupid. I like that (as would most /.'s).
    Content rating: -infinity + .1

  18. Get it while it's hot! on MTV Getting into Music Download Business · · Score: 0

    RAP and Hip-hop music that is...

    Would it hurt ya to play Fog Hat once in a while??

  19. My favorite was Killime on Lemming Population Flux Solved: Mass Suicide Not to Blame · · Score: 1, Funny

    In case you missed the Disney version, Killime was the youngest and the bravest of the lemmings. He was soooo cute! He tried to stop the other lemmings from going over the cliff, but slipped and fell to his death screaming "D'oh!".

  20. Re:Ah, solar flares on Yet Another Big Solar Flare · · Score: 0

    The Ultimate Slashdotting that you can sing along to: Twilight Zone!

    I'm sorry you can't help you

  21. They threw me out! on Panther Released into the Wild · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I saw your article and I immediately ran down to my local Mac place (McDonald's that is... I really wish you guys would not use the short name.). Anyway, I asked them if I could please have the new Panther Burger. They called security and threw me out! Can you believe that?

    P.S. Don't bother asking them for any apples either.

  22. Re:Opera! on Top 10 Software Titles Every Home PC Needs? · · Score: 1

    I am so sick of Opera hype that I have to say Nein !! I have paid for, and used, version 3.x. I gave up because it had so many bugs. I heard that it got better, then paid for, and used, 6.x and nothing had changed! Trying to get support, was a joke. Save your money and get a real browser like Firebird!

  23. Re:BTO!! on Build-to-Order Cars? · · Score: 1

    We're talking 'bout Overdrive here.

  24. Re:True Story on Nationwide Class Action Filed Against DoubleClick · · Score: 1

    shall we say, less-than-knowledgeable internet users.

    Just who do you think is spending billions on M$ crap?