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Early adopters will get 200 USD off for the the flash bassed models (4Gb and 8Gb).
This means that the 8Gb model will be free as in beer and for the 4Gb model Microsoft will pay you 50 USD if you buy it.
Truly iTouch killer.
Take that Apple.
I was writing an email directly to Steve Jobs complaining to him how bad is Windows Vista.
Next day he forwarded my email to Bill Gates putting me in Cc:
Dear Bill,
You copied the Max OS X so badly that your customers are sending complains emails to me.
Steve
What to do now? I'm in the middle of fire.
They are shitting each other, all the day and they obviously forgot that I'm still in the Cc::(
is smelling like the seaside because you are on the seaside where should be smelling like seaside because you are there smelling the seaside where is smelling like the seaside because you are on the seaside where should be smelling like seaside because you are there smelling the seaside where...
Ooops! I should stop here. It already looks as spam.
Will businesses think it's worth $400 per desk? If it saves that employee about an hour of time every month, because they can do tasks faster now, then it pays for itself quite quickly.
definitively... they will have much more time for minesweeper or solitaire
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Can someone HACK Bush? Is still there!!!
Police Officer: OnStar, OnStar, Please stop the car with the registration plates: XXXX-XXX
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Al Gore should be nominated for this Nobel Prize. He invented the frigin Internet. Infinite tubes, infinite storage, go figure.
Over 300 hours of videotaped intercourses?
Did they mean Porntube, isn't it?
Early adopters will get 200 USD off for the the flash bassed models (4Gb and 8Gb).
This means that the 8Gb model will be free as in beer and for the 4Gb model Microsoft will pay you 50 USD if you buy it.
Truly iTouch killer.
Take that Apple.
From the Nutch! web site: "Search this site with Google" ;-)
Look here
Oh... Sorry... It is 2005. Errm... And is not 25th of september...
Oops! Is not SUN is The Sun
Oops! And is not US is UK
Hmm! Who cares anyway. We are on Slashdot isnt't it?
Did Microsoft got any money from this "business"? Didn't heard anything about this in the last time, beside this...
Eating Mexican food in space shall be prohibited. Even for Superman.
Those aren't GEEK photos... I cannot find Ron Jeremy there.
No problem man! Shit happens. Some guys are even confusing Porn wit Pr0n.
I've just compressed billions of decimals in two characters
look here...
PI
It is not working. I put a AOL CD in my microwave owen and it turned directly into fire.
No wonder! If you check the weather the wind was very strong that day.
And BTW! The internet is made out of tubes if you didn't know.
"usually around 11:30 on Friday nights, their soft-core pornography"
then dude...you are NOT welcome on Slashdot.
I was writing an email directly to Steve Jobs complaining to him how bad is Windows Vista. Next day he forwarded my email to Bill Gates putting me in Cc: Dear Bill, You copied the Max OS X so badly that your customers are sending complains emails to me. Steve What to do now? I'm in the middle of fire. They are shitting each other, all the day and they obviously forgot that I'm still in the Cc: :(
Cancer Fighting Dirt Found in Drugs
Have a look here: http://www.dontclick.it/
Imagine what would happen if they would use those pigeons to infiltrate in the Google Page Rank system.
Communist propaganda as AdWords, anyone?!
I should expect to get more isn't it?
is smelling like the seaside because you are on the seaside where should be smelling like seaside because you are there smelling the seaside where is smelling like the seaside because you are on the seaside where should be smelling like seaside because you are there smelling the seaside where... Ooops! I should stop here. It already looks as spam.
I'm not able to read a PDF on my Windows Mobile 5 PDA
Will businesses think it's worth $400 per desk? If it saves that employee about an hour of time every month, because they can do tasks faster now, then it pays for itself quite quickly. definitively... they will have much more time for minesweeper or solitaire
Does Internet Explorer run Linux?!
So, now they are trying to fry the kentucky chicken with a laser?