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  1. Ummm on Are More Choices Really Better? · · Score: 1

    If I choose not to decide, will I have still made a choice?

  2. British Computer Joke on Updating the Computer, Circa 1969 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Q: Why don't the British make computers anymore? A: Because they couldn't find a way to make them leak oil.

  3. I would demand... on What Would You Demand From Your IT Department? · · Score: 1


    More cowbell

  4. Two Words... on Driving Away Teens With High Frequency Noise · · Score: 1


    Yoko Ono

  5. Re:Is this even legal? on World's Most Powerful Subwoofer · · Score: 5, Funny

    " but more of a lung-collapsing, vomit inducing weapon "

    Yeah, whatever happened to ABBA?

  6. The Final Word... on Meet Web Hypochondriacs · · Score: 1

    Epitaph seen on the town Hypochondriac's headstone:

    See? I told you I was sick.

  7. Yo! on Wired Amends Stories With Fabricated Quotes · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What's the Deli-o?

  8. Re:Call me a conspiracy nut... on Gates Calls for Increase in Tech Labor Supply · · Score: 1

    You sir, are a conspiracy nut.


    Just calling 'em as I see em.

  9. Better Education? Pay for it... on Gates Calls for Increase in Tech Labor Supply · · Score: 1
    Ok, so Mr. Gates makes all these speeches saying we need to better fund education in the US so we can have more skilled workers (to replace with foreign workers :p ). Fine. So why doesn't Microsoft start paying their share?

    Microsoft processes a good percentage of all its revenue through a tiny office in Nevada. Why Nevada and not Redmond? Well, Nevada doesn't charge B&O taxes (or some other business tax) like Washington does. This saves MS _hundreds_ of millions of dollars every year. Meanwhile, Washington state has the 4th largest class sizes in the US, and the teachers are the lowest paid on the West Coast.

    Once again, Gates has proven that talk is cheap.

  10. Re:Needs to be as simple as windows printing. on One Year Later - CUPS Admin Still Lacking? · · Score: 1

    Apsfilter has worked well for me. The setup has a nice, simple text UI and while it still isn't as easy as Windows, its far less cryptic than CUPS and is nicely documented.

    Supported printing types (From the site):
    # Locally connected serial, parallel or USB printer
    # Unix remote printer (lpd protocol)
    # HP JetDirect card (lpd protocol)
    # Network remote printer (lpd protocol)
    # Windows remote printer (smbprint, samba)
    # Appletalk remote printer (pap, netatalk)

  11. New excuse for delayed releases: on Offshoring to a Ship in International Waters · · Score: 5, Funny



    Scurvy.

  12. Only got in trouble once... on State-Sponsored Solitaire? · · Score: 1


    And that was for playing strip solitaire at work.

  13. Need new glasses on iCE's Modern Version Of Old-Fashioned Quilting Bee · · Score: 1

    Thought it said Quitting bee.

    Finally, a competition for something I'm actually good at...

  14. 50 Foot Robot? on Caltech and JPL Build 50ft Robot · · Score: 1

    Why not two feet like normal robots?

  15. Got It! on Secret Agents Hold Code-Breaking Contest · · Score: 1


    It says "Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine"

  16. Isn't Pr0n all about crack(s)? on Internet Porn More Addictive Than Crack, Senate Told · · Score: 1


    'nuff said.



    Fuck you, and your fucking sig, you fucking fucker.

  17. Re:It also doesn't on Electoral-vote.com Under Heavy Load; Attack? · · Score: 2, Funny


    Which "part" of Mane are you talking about? Does anyone know where the split ends?

    Hmm, I may have to mullet over for a while.

    -You're not my REAL dad!

  18. If I participated in wardialing... on Wardriving Worries Residents · · Score: 1

    I'd leave a friendly note on the unsecured computer warning that they shouldn't leave their network wide open, and to demonstrate the term "wide open" I'd fill the rest of their hard drive with copies of Mr. Goatse.

    Too bad these fucking moals of mine get in the way...

    --If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

  19. Re:It won't be for Schlitz. on Star Wars TV Show · · Score: 1

    That's right! "Works every time..."

  20. It might work if... on Star Wars TV Show · · Score: 5, Funny
    It was shot as a reality show. Close your eyes and imagine... A house in the Hollywood hills where Chewbacca, an Ewok (yea, stock up on the Drano, the shower will DEFINETLY clog up), a couple of washed up robots, Jar-Jar and the rest of the gang are all living together. They all have to perform idiotic stunts to earn their food (Skippy peanut butter, Jell-O pudding pops and Schlitz malt liquor!) Every week the characters will put on a talent show (with themes like "Reenact Jack Soo's final episode on Barney Miller" or "Queer Eye for the Storm Trooper (they can keep the codpiece)". The television audience will then vote to eliminate or freeze in carbonite the character who puts on the worst act. The winner of the series will earn a dream vacation/vegas wedding with George Lucas himself!

    If its any different than that, it will be pure crap, nobody will watch it and it will be filed away in the history of TV Land failures, right behind Cop Rock.

  21. The Penis Mightier... on Kryptonite U-Lock Security Flaw · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sorry everyone, I couldn't resist. So does this mean I can get arrested for my Bic pen? Its now a burglary tool now...

  22. Cobalt Raq4 on Energy Efficient and Cheap Servers for Home Use? · · Score: 1

    Pick one up on ebay for about $150. Easy config, quiet (I put little variable resistors on the itty-bitty fans, so its even quieter, and doesn't get too hot), low power consumption. Has two ethernet ports (could firewall/dmz) and a serial port if all goes to hell. Built in software isn't too bad either...

  23. Both. on Do You Thrive or Crack Under Pressure? · · Score: 1

    I thrive on crack.

  24. Please clear all furniture away from me... on A Glimpse Into the World of Japanese Animation · · Score: 1

    when my anime-induced seizures start. I can deal with the artwork. I can deal with the stories. What I can't deal with is the lack of fluidity in the motion of "anime"tion. It really looks like they cut corners and use two, maybe three frames per second so they can churn out movies like puppy mills. It hurts my eyes. Remember the Killer Japanese Seizure Robots?

  25. Re:Assuming this is more than just hype on Sony Develops TVs That Zoom in for True Close-ups · · Score: 1

    The only _real_ sport this would be good for is Foxy Boxing!

    - sarcastic signature making fun of sarcastic signatures that make fun of sarcastic signatures in a feeble attempt to be funny (or ironic, or both, or a combination of neither.)