User: Brian Dennehy

Gaming "Work"station??

On: Building A High-End Gaming Workstation

I think you mean "Play"station.

Re:Yes, please, yes

On: Project Gutenberg Publishes 10,000th Free eBook

Yeah, but the point was that slashbots can't spel!

Re:Great! kind of

On: Apple Releases iTunes for Windows

Oh yes, they were the first to come out with the iPod. The Creative iPod came months later.

Re:Verizon

On: Nokia Investigating Reported Cell Phone Explosions

Ouch!

Re:10 hours!

On: Slashback: Lamo, Trilogy, Searching

I will be the guy in the front, with the box around my neck, selling the depends for 8$ a pop !

I think you meant "$8 a poop"!

Try these two words:

On: What's Wacky with Google?

anime suki

Check out all the crap after the first four entries.

Oh yeah, TRY THIS:

On: Is Google's Future: Star Trek?

http://www.google.com/search?q=anime+suki&btnG=Goo gle+Search&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8 Look at all the crap after the first three hits. Bizarre!

Re:WHY LINUX IS A FAILURE

On: South Korea Jumps To Open Source Software

Looks like it's probably random text. There are a lot of letters in threes as well. Too lazy to look into it further, too.

In The Year 2003...

On: Magnatune - a Non-Evil Record Label?

Quotes are important for who said them, not what was said.

Should've been called

On: Fanimatrix - The Matrix Re-done By Fans

the Faketrix if it was fan-made.

Re:Not needed

On: Personal File Server For The Masses

In fact, forget the dinner with the wife and the drinks!

Re:Duh

On: Sun's Schwartz Speaks Out on Linux, SCO

Slashdot: It's now news, it's advertising.

Re:That's what they want you to think

On: Computer Makers Sued Over Hard Drive Size

Yes I would know.

I'm so sorry. You must've found this out the hard way.

What I want to know...

On: Edward Teller Passes Away At 95

Was he really mute or was that part of the whole magic act?

Re:I took action today...

On: RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old Downloader

What did you do today?

I fed a starving child in Africa. Why do you ask?

Its main duties...

On: Fastest US Supercomputer Runs Linux

will be atmospheric chemistry, systems biology, catalysis and materials science.

And the occasional game of Doom III... at a frame rate of 24 fps (if you're lucky).

Re: Sad news, osirusoft blacklist dead at 55

On: Osirusoft Blacklists The World

I just heard on tech news/geek site Slashdot that spam-blacklister Osirusoft was found dead in his parents' basement at age 55. There weren't any more details. Even if you have no idea what the fuck Osirusoft is, there's no denying that you took the time to read this post in its entirety. Truly an American icon.

Jesus Christ!

On: MIT Robot Walks On Water

Next thing you know, thousands will flock to get a glimpse of the holy robot.

BOON OR BANE?

On: Linux Corporate Influence: Boon or Bane?

BONER!

Re:ARRRRRGGGGGGGGH

On: SCO: Code Proof Analyzed, Linus Interviewed

No, you're not alone. It makes my dick throb too.

from the whoa-the-third dept.

On: Matrix Revolutions Trailer Released

Did he actually say "Whoa" in the second film? I don't recall that.

Re:I hope this turns into a space race

On: Russia Plans Martian Nuclear Station

Yeah, but the Americans faked the moon landing just to appease the public. Don't believe me? Check this out: http://batesmotel.8m.com/.

You better believe me right now or else I'll chop your head off! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

I, FOR ONE, WELCOME YOUR SLOW PAINFUL DEATH!!

On: Scout Walker Kama Sutra

Good Job!!

On: Medal of Honor Linux Beta Released

Excellent work porting it to Linux. You guys deserve a medal of honor or something.

slashdotted

On: Los Alamos to Use AMD's Opteron in Linux Clusters

"An error occurred on the server when processing the URL. Please contact the system administrator."

Perhaps eWeek should look into getting 3300 Opterons themselves?

Article text anyone?