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  1. Re:Late breaking news from the article: on Windows XP Flaw 'Extremely Serious' · · Score: 1, Funny

    On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat.

  2. I don't know about broadband... on Texas to Get Broadband Over Power Lines · · Score: 0

    ...but could they at least broadcast the current time and date somehow so that VCRs, microwaves, alarm clocks, etc. can set/sync their own clocks automatically?

  3. Re:802.11g on Review of the Squeezebox · · Score: 0

    There's no escape from the music In the whole damn street.

  4. An even better way on Sonic Torpedo Defense · · Score: 0
    Use this guy to lure the torpedoes back to the original subs:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058230/

  5. I had a sad feeling for a moment, then it passed. on Games Can Make Us Cry · · Score: 3, Funny

    I couldn't help but shed a tear when my pet dog Rover was killed on the first level of NetHack. He was a good and faithful dog. Stuck by my side through thick and thin. Of course, he did have a nasty habit of stepping on cursed items but what can you do? Damn you, falling rock traps. Damn you all! I... I... I can't talk about it anymore... It's still too soon.

  6. Re:Proprietary technology? on Microsoft In Legal Battle Over Halo 2 Packaging · · Score: 0

    IJPOOS?

  7. Re:Half-Life for the Mac on The Heartbreak of Canceled Games · · Score: 0
    You'd think that they could have at least released it as a download.

    Oh, yeah, sure. Like Valve is going to let customers download games rather than buy them at a store.

  8. Re:Other favorites on Great Gaming Easter Eggs · · Score: 0

    Not sure if it's considered an Easter Egg, but in Half-Life Blue Shift, in the video surveillance room (near the beginning) keep clicking the monitor that shows the two scientists talking near the elevator. Eventually you'll see one of the scientists do a "ho-down" dance.

  9. Re:If you can watch the Matrix... you can also wat on TI Calculators Play Movies · · Score: 0

    My calculator says "BOOBS" when you turn it upside down. How cool is that?

  10. Re:That sucks, but they got their money's worth on Mars Rover Stuck in a Dune · · Score: 0

    Certainly, sir. How else can they keep their reputations as miracle workers?

  11. Re:A sample? on Turing's Original Test Played First Time Ever · · Score: 0

    That's because there's not an option to moderate something "Too Silly".

  12. He's a very scary guy. on Coppola Slams Godfather Game · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They should have made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

  13. Re:signal through the walls on Building an Non-Wired Network for Pueblos? · · Score: 0

    Yes it can, but you can only use it to transmit Postscript and PDF files.

  14. Re:beer and linux on Irish 'Running Man' WarWalking Competition · · Score: 0

    Free Guinness? BRILLIANT!

  15. Re:Seems familiar on Star Wars Galaxies Overhaul Continues · · Score: 0

    loose

    You keep using that word -- I do not think it means what you think it means.

  16. Oops... on International Obfuscated C Code Tattoo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...there's a typo on his arm. He can edit that, right?

  17. Re:Smart Folders on Looking Ahead to Tiger, Powerbook G5s · · Score: 0

    I vaguely remember seeing smart folders (or their equivalent) mentioned as a feature in Copland.

  18. Re:Someday on What Do You Believe Even If You Can't Prove It? · · Score: 0

    How long have you been the only human posting to slashdot and the rest am all machine generated?

  19. Re:Reminds me of a quote I saw recently on "Dark Alleys" on the Internet · · Score: 0
    True (well, unless he lied to me) story:

    A friend of mine was playing a game online (Tribes) and a bunch of folks were chatting in the game about govt monitoring of the Internet, Eschelon, or stuff like that. He joked about how he would say a bunch of key words to get noticed so he typed "sarin gas", "Allah", etc.* Ha ha, isn't that funny?

    Next day, on the way to work, he gets pulled over by the police for "not having his seatbelt on." This is on a country road that rarely has police cars on it, let alone police looking for people not wearing seatbelts. While talking with the cop, my friend yawned, and the policeman said something like, "So were you up late last night on the computer?" He asked him why he asked. The cop said, "Oh, you have a bunch of computer stuff in your seat..." My friend looked at his seat and there was a bag with some audio CDs in it. He got off with just a warning.

    I told him later that the FBI was searching and/or bugging his house and the cops were just trying to delay him in case he turned around and went home for some reason. I also told him that after work, he needed to go to a bookstore and buy Catcher in the Rye (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118883/) to let them know that he knew they were there.

    *Of course, now that I said the keywords, I'll probably get pulled over as well. So note to FBI: When you search my house, please don't let the cat out. Thanks.

  20. A knock at the door on Genesis Capsule Crashes; Chutes Blamed · · Score: 0

    There's a fire, sir.

  21. They could have gone with plan B... on RIAA Dumps Unsold Inventory to Settle Anti-Trust Case · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...which was to just pay cash. But in pennies.

  22. Re:A thick atmosphere in low gravity? on Titanic Saturn · · Score: 1
    How does Titan keep its thick atmosphere?

    Because Titan sucks.

    Mimas RULES BAY-BEE!!

    That's no moon! It's a space station. Oh wait. It's a moon. Nevermind.

  23. Re:Arrrghhh!!! My eyes! on Apache 1.3.x vs. 2.0.x: The Debate Returns · · Score: 1

    Maybe they were listening to this at the time...

  24. Re:right.. on Microsoft Plans to Create Local Language Software · · Score: 1

    What language is that?

  25. Merry Christmas on Sci Fi Channel Plans 'Earthsea' Miniseries · · Score: 1

    Many moons ago, I received the Lord of the Rings, Narnia, Earthsea, and Foundation box sets as Christmas gifts. That may have been the best Christmas ever...