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  1. Re:dovetail on Top 10 Dead (or Dying) Computer Skills · · Score: 4, Funny

    10 PRINT "What, no BASIC?"
    20 GOTO 10

  2. Re:Dreamcast.....but then 360 on What is the Best Console Controller of All Time? · · Score: 1

    Actually the d-pad is the thing i like the least about the Dreamcast's controller, but other than that, it's one of the best. The dual shock, indeed, is absolutely worthless.

  3. As Sinistar put it best... on Microsoft Will Not Sue Over Linux Patents · · Score: 1

    As Sinistar put it best... RUN, COWARD!

  4. Re:Good Ol' Dependable on Optimus Keyboard Pre-Orders In Mere Hours · · Score: 1

    For keyboards that work just like good old Model M, buckling springs and all, check Unicomp.

  5. Apple. on Dell or HP for Small Business? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    More reliable, lower training costs, no malware.

  6. Re:abuse? on Bungie Vs. Miyamoto - Fight! · · Score: 1

    Interesting comments from Bungie, considering one of their early projects was porting the side-scrolling platform game Abuse to the Mac...
    Bungie published Abuse, but the porting was done by Crack dot Com themselves.
  7. Re:Put a bullet in this franchise - please. on Animated Castlevania Movie Sounds Promising · · Score: 1

    Are you sure you're not thinking of Dracula X: Rondo of Blood instead? That being the Japan-only prequel to Symphony of the Night, and the last (and supposedly best) of the non-Metroidvania Castlevanias.
    Actually, Rondo of Blood (PCE) came in 93; Bloodlines (Genesis) in 94; and Akumajo Dracula XX (SNES) in 96. But since XX is a (heavily changed) remake of Rondo, I'd say Bloodlines is the last "true" Castlevania.

    I haven't played Rondo, but, as I recall, Bloodlines was much more fun than SotN.
  8. Re:Put a bullet in this franchise - please. on Animated Castlevania Movie Sounds Promising · · Score: 1

    Few people will deny that Symphony of the Night is one of the greatest platformers ever made
    True, it's very good -- but I'd pick Castlevania Bloodlines as the best title of the series.
  9. A proper reply to king Bhumibol Adulyadej on Thailand Sues YouTube · · Score: 1, Funny

    You don't frighten us, Thai pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Bhumibol King, you and all your silly Thai ce-e-e-e-e-ensors. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a gibbon and your father smelt of langsats! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.

  10. Bleh on FFVII RPG Running in Second Life with Square's OK (Maybe) · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Final Fantasy VII is wildly overrated. If it was something based on the TRUE BEST RPG EVER, Panzer Dragoon Saga, I'd find it interesting.

  11. Re:This List = Fail. on What's The Greatest Web Software Ever? · · Score: 1

    Now, had he said something like Second Life, or perhaps some sort of MMO that introduced and developed a fairly different concept (User created enviroments) instead of just a "kill, level, kill, level" type of game.
    Furcadia did that first.
  12. Re:I call bullshit on Robert Love Resigns from Novell · · Score: 2, Funny

    I call bullshit!
    I call the Ghostbusters!
  13. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect on Steve Jobs Personally Resolves Customer Complaint · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, goddamnit, foot-on-mouth... I mixed Charles Bronson and Chuck Norris. Fuck.

  14. Re:Letters to the top always produce some effect on Steve Jobs Personally Resolves Customer Complaint · · Score: 1

    I also heard a story about the CEO of Virgin Atlantic (charles bronson?? or was he an actor, God I have bad memory for names)
    That one is Richard Branson, you fool! Now, get ready for a roundhouse kick in five, four, three, two.......

    [[BADABOOM]]
  15. Re:More Power for What? on The Gigahertz Race is Back On · · Score: 2, Informative

    Want to see bloat? Check the latest version of Nero Burning ROM. It installs loads of crap, hoses the whole system and makes it unstable, and takes hundreds of MB in the hard disk. Then some pirate trimmed the crap and made a "lite" version, which works MUCH better.

  16. Re:What? on Norway Liberal Party Wants Legal File Sharing · · Score: 1

    Yes, that's what taxes are for.
    That's what I'm talking about. Taxes are legalized theft.
  17. Again? on PC World's 20 Most Annoying Tech Products · · Score: 0

    I recall a list much like this, not too long ago. Dupe?

  18. Re:What? on Norway Liberal Party Wants Legal File Sharing · · Score: 1

    I'm usually socialist but I agree on this, government subsidies should be limited to basic goods like food, education, healthcare and utilities because everybody needs it and it should be available to everyone.
    Hint: there's no such a thing as a free lunch. Whatever a government gives to someone had to be taken from someone else first.
  19. Re:Your MS conspiracy hinges on one thing... on Current Owner of BeOS Code Claims Zeta is Illegal · · Score: 1

    Oh please. You're claiming that Microsoft pulled anticompetitive pricing tactics against Be trying to dump their OS on consumers? Provide some record of this. Because if it's true, I've lost respect for Microsoft as a monopolist.
    No, they threatened not to license Windows to any PC maker that also bundled other systems with their machines.
  20. Re:Cisco's New Marketing Campaign on IPv6 Tested in Space · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I see "Cisco" I think "Crisco". O_o
    And when I see "Cisco" I think "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine".
  21. Re:TTT (extra pedant mode) on Most Impressive Game AI? · · Score: 1

    Near the end, the computer greets Falken, to which he replies: "Hello, Joshua."

  22. Re:They're kidding, right? on Mario and Sonic Make History in New Olympic Game · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Mario is a "star" in gaming, but has little to know cross-over appeal that I know of. Mario Bros. Movie, anyone?

    Don't blame Mario for the movie's suckitude. It had almost nothing to do with the game (unlike the cartoon, which was pretty good). Dennis Hopper (the movie's King Koopa), in an interview, said he had this lil' chat with his son:

    - Dad, why did you work in this Mario film?
    - So that I can buy you shoes, son.
    - But I don't need shoes that badly!

    Seems like there is a Sonic cartoon, but since I don't watch cartoons anymore I can't gauge the overall interest in that, but seems to me that it wouldn't be that great.

    I can't judge it by watching 4Kids' version, I heard it was heavily censored and the japanese one is much better.
  23. No big deal on Mario and Sonic Make History in New Olympic Game · · Score: 1

    This would have been a shocker back in the 90s. But now, crossovers have been done to death. Marvel, Capcom, SNK, Namco... Solid Snake in SSB... a Halo Spartan in DOA... yawn. Besides, it's an olympic video game, and they are traditionally made of suck and fail.

    They're also making a new NiGHTS title. Now THAT is stuff that matters!

  24. Re:Hoping for the worst on Why the PS3's February Sales May Be Misleading · · Score: 1

    The PS2 was (and still is) less powerful than the Dreamcast, however it was a far better system because of games and 3rd party support.
    No, it's the other way around: the PS2 is a bit more powerful, but the Dreamcast had the best games!
  25. Re:The Past... on Why the PS3's February Sales May Be Misleading · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mario is the only the only 16 bit platformer worth mentioning... it was so amazing that Nintendo could only release one of them during its console's lifespan...
    I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're going to have to turn in your geek card.