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  1. Re:Ground up shrimp? on Shrimp Bandages Clot Blood Faster · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Doesn't this seem kind of morbid to anyone? I know we eat the little guys, but grind them up to use as bandages?
    Oh, go hug a tree. . . you pinko commie'
  2. Quality of Posts Deteriorating... on Shrimp Bandages Clot Blood Faster · · Score: 0, Troll

    This is a good example of how Slashdot is going down the pooper. The exact same article, the one that's ~1 year older seems so much more well done then this one. Not to be a troll, just pointing out the obvious. This is a good moment for the editors to reconcider where they're headed with post quality. But then again, this is /., so probably not.

    Okay, maybe that last line was a little bit trolish

  3. PRINCE?! on How Episode IV Should Have Ended · · Score: 2, Funny
    In short, we have one chance to make this right and it's all Prince Leia's fault.
    Egad! That explains a lot...
  4. Traditional? on Arizona School Won't Use Textbooks · · Score: 1
    they will use electronic and online articles as part of more traditional teacher lesson plans."
    The fact that this is news means it's not all that traditional, no?
  5. 466453? on Google Wins 'Typosquatting' Dispute · · Score: 1

    Now, call me ignorant. I understand all the other ones, but how the fuck do you get "466453" out of "Google"?

  6. Oops, there you go again... on Google Wins 'Typosquatting' Dispute · · Score: 1
    Anonymous - I don't believe you, if your on slashdot, you're probably a pretty smart guy and know enough not to waste your time on bullshit like the link you included.
    Whoops, that's twice now. Are your fingers getting numb yet? ;-)
  7. How many times did you get shocked writing that? on Google Wins 'Typosquatting' Dispute · · Score: 1

    Uh, what about my typing? Sure, my typing is a little sleepy right now, so I'll send it off to bed for a while. But mind you, typing's aren't all that bad to have around the house. They come in handy every now and then.

  8. OW! on Astrologer Sues NASA Over Comet Probe · · Score: 1

    *tssssss* -- "OW!"
    *tssssss* -- "OW!"
    *tssssss* -- "OW!"

    ... 30 Minutes Later ...

    *tssssss* -- "OW!"

  9. I can vouch for that. . . on The 12-minute Windows Heist · · Score: 1

    I installed Windows XP on my mother's PC. Installed McAfee Security Center, enabled the internet connection, and updated the virus scanner. After a restart it instantly discovered 2 different viruses installed. From the moment I loaded the internet, to the time I rebooted, it was no more than 3 minutes.

  10. Ironically yours. . . on The Rise and Fall of Blogs · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anyone else find it pretty ironic that the article links to a [i]blog[/i] talking about how blogging has become too saturated?

  11. Mod Parent Up on Drawing uncovered of 'Nazi Nuke' · · Score: 1

    Insightful and/or Interesting

  12. Re:Demoralize a kid why don't you on New Shoe Designed to Kick-Start Couch Potatoes · · Score: 1

    You deserve every funny mod point in the world. That image in my head literally made me completely crack-up. My gut still hurts. :)

  13. Here you go... on AOL Launches Free Webmail Service · · Score: 1

    Then install the MSN Ad Remover and knock yourself out.
    Funny how I've had to do this twice already in this thread. Anyone else got an IM that they want mo to find an Ad-Remover for?

  14. Re:new aim so bloated on AOL Launches Free Webmail Service · · Score: 1

    Then install the AIM Ad Hack. and knock yourself out.

  15. Re:WANTED: Dead or Alive on OSS Projects Offer Bounties For Features · · Score: 1

    as they set out create a content distribution network
    Clint Eastwood: Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money. We're gonna have to earn it.
    Tuco: If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly old friend.

    (First thing I thought of too. Yeah I messed the quotes around, but it's funnier that way.)

  16. Yay! Templest in a... er... on Maureen O'Gara No Longer Welcome at LinuxWorld · · Score: 1

    Damnit. That's the second time that's happened this month. :(

  17. It's all about the image you want to sell... on Hybrid Drivers Provide Real-World Mileage Data · · Score: 1
    "consumers have associated hybrid vehicles with a small niche of fuel-conscious environmentalists, but today's hybrids offer the best combination of high performance, great mileage and luxury features of any cars on the market."
    Exactly. Just change the image of what you're trying to sell so that it appeals to the largest demographic possible and voila! Instant profit.
    The "Small Environmentalist" niche wasn't bringing in the bucks so here you have it.

    Anyone remember when Marlboro was a wussy cigarette brand?
  18. Lawyers making laws? Re:Extortion on IBM Gives SCO the Works · · Score: 1

    Huh, I'm studying law! Please Refer to me to this 'law-making-law' so that I can find out how to impose my own boobie-flashing tax where all hot women have to flash me their boobs in order to be allowed into the country.

  19. Re:Church steeples are a good spot on NYT on Cell Phone Tower Controversy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Didn't Jeebus flip out and spaz at a bunch of people for doing just that (Pimping out the church, or conducting business around it)? Although I do see the social benefits of such a thing, wouldn't it go against the morals of Christianity? Kind of offtopic, I know (Mod accordingly if you want). But perhaps there are limits to where one can and cannot conduct business.

    For example, instead of going about sticking massive recievers in housing sectors, why not find a way to make them less obtrusive (note: obvious)?

    And as a side note: Find a way to fix these fucking towers. Whenever I plug ear-phones into my speaker's earphone jack, I get the fucking radio on it. Same goes for the phone. And to top it off, It's one of those "Classic Rock" stations. For fucks sakes. Look at this and vomit. I hate Bryan Adams with a passion. One could say, Christ-like passion... No? Yeah, kinda shitty joke. Whatever.

  20. Adding to that... Re:Paradoxes on Time Travelers' Convention · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone promote it after the event either way? If someone shows up, is there any need for promotion? It already happened.

  21. Please Read This... Re:Paradoxes on Time Travelers' Convention · · Score: 1

    I was about to mod some posts but decided to reply to this instead. :-/
    Why would anyone promote this after the date if nothing happened?
    If the party was (will be?) a success, then people from the future will show. If no one shows up, It's because either:
    a) We already failed at promoting it adequately, or
    b) We never obtained the ability to travel through time.

    Someone a few posts up best described it with: "It's just the simple fact that a thing didn't happen and your actions in trying to change the past are already part of history."

  22. "Open Source"? on Viacom Launches Podcast-Only Radio Station · · Score: 1, Funny
    <rant>
    Uh, pure PR. Nothing more. The article says it itself, a shitty station trying to appeal to the kids. You can't go wrong with a cheesy line like "Cool Links" on the main site. Fuck it, why don't they just add "TO THE MAX!!!" at the end and get it over with?

    I see they're also going for the whole "Emo" demographic with that "cool" confused, collage-type layout.

    You want to know what I think? I think they did a couple of surveys and found out that "OSS" is "hip", "happenin", and "where it's at". Shit, just add the prase "Open Source" infront of anything you want to get a huge fan base. "Open Source Chicken", "Open Source Gas Station", "Open Source Mr. Big".

    Anyways, is submitting your own music collection to be played "OS"? It's pretty much just the equivalent to taking in requests. I hate advertising firms (or at least just shitty ones), if you haven't noticed.
    </rant>
  23. I'd mod you up... Re:Serenity on Serenity Trailer Finally Released · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    For the quite fitting Seinfeld reference. But... sadly you weant and posted as AC. Since my mod points wouldn't be put to good use, I'll have to hold out. Let this be a lesson to you: Don't post good jokes as AC (Unless they are too good not to mod).

  24. Did someone say templest? Re:tempest in a teapot on China Locks in its Net-Citizenry · · Score: 1

    You raaaaaaaaaaaaaaang?
    ... Oh, "tempest". I'll ust crawl back into my cave now. :(

  25. Nope. Re:Irony... on World's Largest Nanotube Model · · Score: 1

    That would be an Oxymoron, Good Sir.
    Ah, Gr. 9 English, what a catalyst for enlightenment you served as.