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  1. Re:Get your facts straight on Chinese Astronauts Complete First Spacewalk · · Score: 1

    Very good points!!!

  2. More Bandwidth for the Pokemon!!!! on Japan To Get 1Gbps Home Fiber Connections · · Score: 1

    at 1Gps they can start sending pokemon on their network as it takes an awful lot of bandwidth to take a critter and disassemble it and then transmit it across the internet and then re-assemble it.

    In the past they had to rely on moving pokemon across the net using Peer to Peer bandwidth sharing which resulted in many of the mudkips to not be very liek-able as they came across all deformed and had to be sold for sushi.

    Now they can do full speed pokemon streaming which mean more of the disgusting cute critters will be running around...

  3. Re:It's a tricorder! on Universal Surface Scanner Detected · · Score: 1

    That that is what that little round thing with the flashing light thingie is.

    It is the surface material scanner doo-hickey!

  4. Futurama - Chinese Whalers on the Moon! on China Announces Launch-Success Details — Before Launch · · Score: 1

    We'le wharels on the moon,
    We cally a halpoon.
    But thele ain't no whares
    So we terr tarr tares
    And sing oul wharing tune.

  5. Now they need to add this to the next GTA. on Jack Thompson Disbarred · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have a Bar called "Jack's Bar" and as you walk in there is a white haired lawyer that the bouncer is int he process of throwing out.

    Bouncer: Sir you are being a nuisance to the customers please leave.

    Lawyer: But.... I am a prominent lawyer in the community, I was on nationwide TV for crying out loud!

    Bouncer: Shutup and get out, NOW!!!

    Bouncer then throws the lawyer out on his his ass, get it, "Dis-Bar-ed" LOLZ!

  6. Wah, we have no more straw man..... on Jack Thompson Disbarred · · Score: 1

    He was the perfect straw man to attack, he had no brain, and was easy to attack.

    He will be missed.

  7. Internet Joke. on Jack Thompson Disbarred · · Score: 1

    So a Rabbi and Priest and Jack Thompson walk into a bar.

    The Rabbit goes, "oy what is this?"

    The Priest Goes, "Ouch that hurt!"

    Jack Thompson says, "I am going to sue the bar!"

    Then he gets Disbarred.

  8. Re:Our own g-ddammed fscking fault!!!!!! on Homeland Security Department Testing "Pre-Crime" Detector · · Score: 1

    Do not hy-jack my thread you silly "twoother"

  9. Re:Fancy that, Burka's protect civil rights. on Homeland Security Department Testing "Pre-Crime" Detector · · Score: 1

    Hell wear a ninja costume, it is far less limiting on movement, plus you will strike fear in the hearts of pirates.

  10. Our own g-ddammed fscking fault!!!!!! on Homeland Security Department Testing "Pre-Crime" Detector · · Score: 1

    Do you think that after 9/11 people would have wanted the president to say, "Citizens it is your responsibility to stop future air jackings because the government can't always protect you from crazy ass-wipes with box cutters".

    An Angry mob of citizens would have friggen hung him from Washingtub Monument by his neck till dead if he had said that.

    Politicians love to "take care" of the citizens because that keeps the corrupt silmeballs in power and they can use fear as a tool to hold that power.

    We should look out to a certain degree for our own safety, but we as a society don't want the responsibili9ty of watching out for our selves so we want the government to take care of us, either by limiting our own freedom to be stupid (seat belt/helmet laws), or imposing new bureaucracies upon us that take our money and limit our freedoms (Dept. of Homeland Security).

    Living in a sheltered sub-urban and urban settings has shielded us from the harsh reality of nature that we have to look after ourselves and has created a society of gullible sheep.

    Laws are good to help limit people from hurting others or punish those that hurt others, but now we as a society are imposing laws to hurt ourselves because we are too lazy to take responsibility for our own well being.

  11. Lovely False Positive Scenarios. on Homeland Security Department Testing "Pre-Crime" Detector · · Score: 1

    So I am pissed cause I find out at work through a phone call from a friend that my bitch ass girlfriend or boyfriend is cheating on me and I am anticipating a fight when I go home and chew his/her ass out and kick them out of my house since they are live in.

    On my way home the cops pull my sorry ass over and put me in jail cause I look like I am a terrorist. Fscking great!

    Or I am on the bus to pickup my car from a mechanic and I am pissed cause the bill is going to be so damned high, I am going to tell him to shove it, pay my bill and never do business again with the jokers. Then When I get on the bus I get flagged and pulled of the bus and sent to gitmo cause I am nervous.

    If we get too many false positive scenarios then I guess the drug companies will love it as sales of anti-anxiety drugs.

    Yay more drugs for a drugged society.

    Pretty soon you will have a a band of rebels that will rise up against the society and the leader will be falsely accused of corrupting minors and brainwashed back into society as a "normal" person. Then he break the washing and figure it out only to be sent to Cygnus Alpha prison planet.

    I wanted a Star Trek Future, not the Blake's 7 future.

  12. Just what the Narutards need... on The Ninja Handbook · · Score: 1

    So they can go out and make the rest of our lives a complete Ninja Dorking hell.

    Greeeeeaaaaattttt......

  13. Re:5 billion pounds = 6.2 billion euros on Japanese Begin Working On Space Elevator · · Score: 1

    If it is made out of atoms it is not irreplaceable.

    It is a matter of data resolution and storage, ala. scanning matter and storing information about that matter.

  14. How they are going to build it. on Japanese Begin Working On Space Elevator · · Score: 1

    I'd imagine some sorta pulley system with a giant robot piloted by an angsty teenager to pull the elevator along using his massive human shaped war machine robot.

    Either that or or they are going to renew Gundam 00, or they want to build the system depicted in Gundam 00, which would be awesome, and it would solve our energy problems.

  15. Bundle it with Drives maybe? on Canonical Offers Sale of Proprietary Codecs for Ubuntu · · Score: 1

    I have never had to pay for a DVD playing software in Windows, I used the player installed with the video card or the bundled stand alone player like PowerDVD etc....

    Why not Bundle a Linux player with the new DVD drives?

  16. We are Still Alive..... on LHC Shut Down By Transformer Malfunction · · Score: 1

    I think the new OS that LHAC uses, the "Geneva Logical A.I. Disk Operating System", or G.L.a.D.O.S. would be better at controlling power than than letting the scientists control it manually.

    The Eggheads were responsible for making the transformer blow as it was trying to power up the LHAC to make an Ad-hoc Eistein-Rosen Bridge.

    I say they need to automate it and let the G.L.a.D.O.S control the power levels and the security systems.

  17. Re:popcorn on "Anonymous" Hacks Palin's Private Email · · Score: 1

    Step 1. Get an address Book

    Step 2. Make you passwords truly random, Numbers and letters and symbols in random order.

    Step 3. Write down the name of the site, ie. Yahooo in the XYZ section of the adress book and write the password down in it as well.

    Step 4. Never have to worry about people hacking your password again.

    Step 5. Sure you have to look up your password each time, but eventually you will remember 7Tg29!vvK56# as your password to yahoo.com

    Soem people don't undertsand teh internets.

  18. electron tunneling on Breakthrough In Use of Graphene For Ultracapacitors · · Score: 1

    We just have to tunnel them somewhere and then tunnel them back when they are needed.

  19. We can't destroy the Environment of the moon! on NASA Developing Small Nuclear Reactor For the Moon · · Score: 1

    Why would we want to destroy the barren radioactive wasteland surface of the moon by shipping more radioactive stuff to the surface and moving in humans who will transform the barren lifeless wastland into tunnels and cave that can support life. How dare we.

    Of course if we setup huge enough moon colonies and emigrated everyone from the earth to the moon then the earth could go back to being a pristine environment, ripe for life that could someday evolve intelligence again.

    You wanna save the environment of earth? Move everyone off the earth to solar colonies and moon colonies, problem SOLVED once and for all!

  20. Write a Open Souce Creationist Science Textbook! on Virginia Begins Open-Source Physics Textbook · · Score: 1

    That would be so damn cool, you could rattle on about Genesis and how the earth is only 6,000 years old etc etc etc....

    Maybe add an occasional "fact" in the book that makes the yahoos look even crazier, something like Ezekiel came up with the buoyancy principle, or Jeremiah came up with the first Battery cause god told him to invent it.

    Also change the names of certain principles and also say the left and right hand principles are evil because they are satanic hand signs.

    A bunch of Pastafarians could have a huge amount of fun writing such a thing.

  21. New Forms of Life will be created in a Bio Lab... on Biologist (Almost) Creates Artificial Life · · Score: 1

    New Forms of Intelligent Life will be created in a Computer Lab!

    The future is going to be interesting.

  22. Re:Of course we'll be alive after collisions on LHC Success! · · Score: 1

    Black Holes and strangelets in the upper atmosphere, way to feed the conspiracy theorists that say we have never been into space, they thought the Van Allen Belts were a good excuse to say the astronauts going to moon would be killed by the radiation, now you can say that the Black Holes and strangelets int he upper atmosphere would have killed the Mercury astronauts and the space shuttle / ISS astronauts.

    Now they will be saying that all of NASA is a lie because of all the dangerous Black holes and strangelets in the upper atmosphere, thanks a lot!!!

  23. The Roads will Roll! on Robert Heinlein's Pre-Internet Fan Mail FAQ · · Score: 1

    Funny considering Heinlein actually kinda predicted the Internet in the early 1950's.

  24. Nothing wrong with on Review: Spore · · Score: 1

    Just make the game connect online and check your code in the registry, no need for stupid root kits and other bloatware malware to get loaded. Why can't they just FSCKING do this?

  25. L Ron Had a Traumatic Childhood. on YouTube Reposts Anti-Scientology Videos · · Score: 1

    That is the only conclusion i get after reading up on all of the so called "cannon" of Scientology.

    It talks about bases on Venus, of course he wrote this in the 1950's when we had no idea that putting a base on Venus would result in a toasted roasted base made of of melted slag.

    Also all of these races from (sic) Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and Trillions and years ago sounds like Dr. Evil trying to come up with a chronologically relevant amount of time ago.

    Of course he came up with this long AFTER Edwin Hubble made a fairly accurate estimate of the age of the universe being several billion years of age, not so long that all matter even photons would have decayed like what Crazy Uncle Hubbard came up with.

    Also every story of each race (sic) trillions of years ago all ways have to do with the following:

    1. Capturing "thetans" ie. weird disembodied souls.

    2. Brainwashing Thetans.

    3. ?????

    4. Profit

    Actually the last 2 steps the church of $cientology added. But why would the aliens brainwash souls, what reason, can they extract energy from them, are they used for a drug or other pleasures????? NOPE, no mention of WHY aliens would want to do this other than be a bunch of cruel jackasses.

    I could see if they were using them to power their spaceships or something, but it sounds like L Ron had a paranoid persecution complex and this is reflected in his erratic scribblings.